Touhou player

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@the_infinexos 2 жыл бұрын

"B-But... even your feet aren't wet! How??" " *They're not my hitbox* "

@troydaniel7068 2 жыл бұрын

@tdn7133 2 жыл бұрын

Hitbox is a dot in touhou.

@TheSongHolder 2 жыл бұрын

@@tdn7133 The hitbox is just making the character invisible at this point with the amount of effected and dodges

@DeathTheManiac 2 жыл бұрын

"Foolishness, I stepped on the space between the water molecules, thus allowing me to stay dry"

@AZunon 2 жыл бұрын

you have a hitbox?

@XXNemesisXXXX 2 жыл бұрын

"This game is so hard, it would actually be easier to go outside in a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain." -AVGN, 2007

@spudsbuchlaw 2 жыл бұрын

10/10 quote

@n-extrafries-surprise 2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine the nerd reacting to touhou games

@Scaarz 2 жыл бұрын

why do yiou have 2 more x's on the end than on the begining

@n-extrafries-surprise 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-ro5xnThis is gold, thanks mate

@Mike-ro5xn 2 жыл бұрын

@@n-extrafries-surprise No problem at all, have fun!

@GXboy12345 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, in his universe, the rain is a repeating pattern, so given that it’s consistent in timing, I’d say that’s quite possible to find a gap

@GXboy12345 Жыл бұрын

@@ParanaenseOwO Oh- my bad I didn't mean mitigation to general rain, I meant the pattern of the actual drawn droplets (the artist only drew a few frames, and repeated them)

@rogerpratchet Жыл бұрын

It also have a glitch that can be used in 2d universe: 90 degree turn makes possible to reduce hitbox to smallest point compatible to raindrop size.

@GXboy12345 Жыл бұрын

@@rogerpratchet 2d cross section would make it sharper than any needle and practically invisible

@rogerpratchet Жыл бұрын

@@GXboy12345 correct!

@girengamer9114 11 ай бұрын

Wait, so the rain its a pattern... Let's try.

@unknownedleaf 10 ай бұрын

this would be impossible for regular humans but touhou players actually have smaller hit boxes

@clintonbehrends4659 4 ай бұрын

YES

@no3ironman11100 4 ай бұрын

Are touhou players unshowered fat neckbeards or femboys? Choose one.

@ethanfreeman1106 4 ай бұрын

Good point honestly

@ramsescampollo2506 3 ай бұрын

Unless they're not playing as reimu

@Nientaledfaux 2 ай бұрын

Very true

@ThePie_NedGreen 2 жыл бұрын

“Why are you staring at the rain? Something bothering you?” “There’s a pattern” *starts sweating* “w-what?”

@A_Weird_Angel 2 жыл бұрын

*slowly gets gets prepared* "... w-what in... what's your p-plan?"

@chompercs983 2 жыл бұрын

“And I’m going to do *it* “

@yumekou6619 2 жыл бұрын

@@chompercs983 " do wha _ WAIT WTF "

@skytrooperss892 2 жыл бұрын

Rain is bullet hell in real life

@A_Weird_Angel 2 жыл бұрын

@@skytrooperss892 ya, but it's really hard and usually only gives an annoying stackable debuff if ya don't have certain items, but even then

@TreeHugger598 2 жыл бұрын

“Aren’t you a touhou player too?” “Yes. But I never said that I was the good one”

@GodittoC 2 жыл бұрын

69 likes, make a wish!

@zanwrightmfwr756 2 жыл бұрын

Relatable on so many levels. Cant even get past stage 3/4 on hard

@touhoufan7061 2 жыл бұрын

@@zanwrightmfwr756 to be fair its on hard mode

@xeno6416 2 жыл бұрын

@@touhoufan7061 Yeah, I'm having trouble even on normal

@zanwrightmfwr756 2 жыл бұрын

@@touhoufan7061 like bruh I'm just in awe to those who completed Lunatic without continues tho

@Adamgibikurban Жыл бұрын

as a touhou player. I can confirm this is what i do when i am in the shower.

@chrisschoenthaler5184 9 ай бұрын

That seems like it would be very problematic.

@Aaa-vp6ug 9 ай бұрын

Imagine the sonic booms

@Thy_Boss 9 ай бұрын

Graze to retain the filth that empowers you

@stelthstriker7867 9 ай бұрын

probably why the smell sticks so much

@MenacingTato69420 9 ай бұрын

Why the hell would you take a shower only to dodge every water droplet? You’re just wasting water at that point.

@_k3nsh1_28 9 ай бұрын

A real touhou player dodges the sun's rays.

@CErra310 6 ай бұрын

perpetually invisible because they dodge the rays of light that would reflect off of them

@macaemeia146 2 ай бұрын

True@@CErra310

@theEdMan26 Ай бұрын

because its just a deadly lazer, which means thats its just a straight line that we can maneuver across

@krystallinekris Ай бұрын

They start up an Imperishable Night.

@yuuki81024 2 жыл бұрын

"Why do you look so tired?" "I used too much energy" " *in a fight?* " "..."

@badatnames4229 2 жыл бұрын

Wdym thats only 0.01% of his power

@xellanchaos5386 2 жыл бұрын

IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?!?

@nuhh69 2 жыл бұрын

@@xellanchaos5386 ...

@xellanchaos5386 2 жыл бұрын

@@nuhh69 Nice Aether pic, by the way.

@nuhh69 2 жыл бұрын

@@xellanchaos5386 thanks!

@CerealBowlby 2 жыл бұрын

The reason he stood so still was because he was analyzing the rain's attack pattern

@sparkingdude9942 2 жыл бұрын

and she opened shrinreinnegan in last sec XDD

@salad5067 2 жыл бұрын

Nvm they edited

@Albert_7 2 жыл бұрын

@@lucid7783 r/cringe

@l-crazy-l 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@epikchannel8728 2 жыл бұрын

@@lucid7783 r/dumb

@dashat3938 11 ай бұрын

0:23 AYO WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FRAME?!

@wessltov 5 ай бұрын

Sheer admiration at his skill

@animeminians7451 4 ай бұрын

No look closer💀if you pause at the right time you can see a sus image🥴

@wearr_ 4 ай бұрын

clearly she likes touhou players

@GewelReal 4 ай бұрын

is she naked????

@chaos1216 4 ай бұрын

oaAaaaAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@alyasVictorio 3 ай бұрын

0:23 The girl at that .1 second frame tho-

@auser6729 2 жыл бұрын

"what is he doing?" "He's beginning to believe"

@dam78 2 жыл бұрын

"He's be-gaming"

@proy0528 2 жыл бұрын

wow only one comment

@aminecrafter1019 2 жыл бұрын

"i gotta be leaf"

@Andrekrep420 2 жыл бұрын

@@dam78 fr¡ck i laughed

@hugginbee8566 2 жыл бұрын

“No way, he have *the zone* “

@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 2 жыл бұрын

Countless hours of training

@r3zaful 2 жыл бұрын

Rong Rong have played one step from eden long enough to become lunatic touhou player

@Trollpharius_XX 2 жыл бұрын

I was trained from Rumia

@fisherzhao1608 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not prepared to see Iron in this channel

@123dodo4 2 жыл бұрын

Ayo why iron anywhere

@edgegod4223 2 жыл бұрын

t(raining)

@ahdiwjnaydjjs 11 ай бұрын

If you look closely at the rain animation before he starts moving, there actually is a noticeable gap he follows lol

@gugalaxy7772 10 ай бұрын

Touhou players when the cops are firing at them (they're just using their spellcard)

@Hooy-H00y 2 ай бұрын

Pig Sign "Long arm of the Law"

@GoldenDoom 2 жыл бұрын

God: what you doing? Him: theres a pattern God: SHIT HE FOUND OUT

@rohano6527 2 жыл бұрын

He ascended...to godhood. He will never be ashamed of getting wet in the rain again...

@e_s.0848 2 жыл бұрын

God doesn't cuss. Ik this is a joke

@sakuradabp6400 2 жыл бұрын

@@e_s.0848 Okey

@kentguiller 2 жыл бұрын

@@e_s.0848 Virgin God vs Chad God

@subieasunayuuki 2 жыл бұрын

Numbers, statistics and patterns

@cabbage2329 2 жыл бұрын

When a TouHou Players' eyes are wide open like that, it just means that they are learning the bullet pattern of the situation in question.

@s-n-g-b1457 2 жыл бұрын

Great for breaking into area 51

@paklekj4429 2 жыл бұрын

@@s-n-g-b1457 meanwhile in gta san andreas Area 69😳

@e.g2896 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou Players analyzing pattern be like: *Mind's Eye!* O_O

@cabbage2329 2 жыл бұрын

@@e.g2896 As you can clearly see in this example here, their eyes are completely devoid of a soul. This is because the vast majority of Touhou players have made a deal with the Devil.

@e.g2896 2 жыл бұрын

@@cabbage2329 so that's the skill i gained after i went Lunatic mode

@narayanbandodker5482 6 ай бұрын

0:23 there is one frame with her with a strange face and no clothes

@achillelegrand1680 6 ай бұрын

YOOOooooo💀💀

@iknow007 5 ай бұрын

Blushing, sweating and drooling. I managed to pause that frame lol

@animeminians7451 4 ай бұрын

Is it bad that I find it kinda hot😭

@TheKris. 4 ай бұрын

Not at all, internet proved that people can easily get horny from a fictional character. And being exposed naked to the public is a common thing herez many people find it hot@@animeminians7451

@WindowsDrawer 4 ай бұрын

"Strange face" too pure

@ashton2283 11 ай бұрын

Imagine playing a rhythm game but the beats are raindrops

@Guy_drip 6 ай бұрын

Anything but the beats are raindrops

@leafamphii. Ай бұрын

Try Milthm, it's basically the game you're wondering for

@JzBoy 2 жыл бұрын

I remember one of my friend told me to do that

@just__a__dog2017 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@ottosuwen9965 2 жыл бұрын

Woahh, you're here ;~;

@playlistss4953 2 жыл бұрын

Heyooo

@nor1h1me44 2 жыл бұрын

JzBoy 😯

@Calamitas9944 2 жыл бұрын

Rain is just another projectile after all

@Interesting_Failure 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the part where once he's safe, he catches a raindrop out of the corner of his eye and panic bombs

@5tripedTailz 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO so true

@LuNa_097 2 жыл бұрын

Lol sounds like me

@JesusChrist-jh3gd 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q7pglpqb2cqxh2Q.html

@somegirl9055 2 жыл бұрын

Hey just wait a damn minute

@FlintWithSteel 7 ай бұрын

Panic bomb?

@colephelps2912 10 ай бұрын

As a certified touhou player, i can confirm this is what we always think when raining

@iamwoke322 10 ай бұрын

Ultrakill fans: + PARRY + PARRY + PARRY + PARRY + PARRY

@elishapommert 5 ай бұрын

@@iamwoke322 I can already hear the tink BOOOM

@thenumberquelve158 9 ай бұрын

Man's just out there living his best life and abusing his tiny hitbox. Respect.

@WooHooLadttv 2 жыл бұрын

"Miss me with that shit"

@chiasa_dobi 2 жыл бұрын

Ahoy give me the second comment privilege

@zyphr2845 2 жыл бұрын

@@chiasa_dobi same

@mr.maccaman2 2 жыл бұрын

sane

@Ivyevolution 2 жыл бұрын

@@chiasa_dobi ahoy allow me to steal ypur ocmment and become 5th

@azoidwolfpro 2 жыл бұрын

@diannerenard 2 жыл бұрын

You can tell he is a pro by how he learned the patterns of the rain in less than a minute.

@suforozinho 2 жыл бұрын

LOOOOL

@raylenn4444 2 жыл бұрын

@e cease bot.

@SpoglBop 2 жыл бұрын

oh now i get the meme.... fuck

@HmmYesInteresting... 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, today we have the usual pattern again...

@DisasterManiac 2 жыл бұрын

The boi mastered his sharingan.

@antarcticaresearchprogram8349 6 ай бұрын

There is a single frame at 0:23 where... well if you saw it you saw it.

@KazuNEET 10 ай бұрын

He was so confident as well. Look at his smile when he declines the umbrella.

@trapscancreate5760 2 жыл бұрын

I love how this implied that there is always a human shaped gap in a rainstorm and we are all just too slow to avoid it. Getting wet in the rain is a skill issue.

@TornaitSuperBird 2 жыл бұрын

Well, hummingbirds can dodge raindrops. Guess they have already mastered Touhou before most of us have.

@baronvonbeandip 2 жыл бұрын

Because there is; on a sunny day, you are always between rainstorms. If only you were fast enough to analyze the weather patterns and strike at the most opportune moment when a direct, human-sized line from the weather front to your destination existed.

@YoutubeHandlee 2 жыл бұрын

@@TornaitSuperBird Lunatic++++++++++++++++++++++++ Mode

@adrianozambranamarchetti2187 2 жыл бұрын

@@baronvonbeandip Except the "rain" at the very edge of where the storm and the empty sky meets is very sparse, barely counting as rain. There is practically never any spot where very clear rain is separated by very clear skies.

@moharexx3128 2 жыл бұрын

we all know that the hitbox is actually a tiny red dot

@ShatteredGlass916 2 жыл бұрын

**get shot on head, arms, shoulders repeatedly** Reimoo: "those aren't my hitbox"

@sissix1987 2 жыл бұрын

reimoo and sacowya

@AndyRandomz 2 жыл бұрын

No vital organs present in those parts

@AndyRandomz 2 жыл бұрын

@@mangouschase I said vital organs

@hotkokoa 2 жыл бұрын

The art of grazing

@youmukonpaku5152 2 жыл бұрын

@@sissix1987 raimylya, patshuly, tchyrno, claounpiss

@nidachen2959 11 ай бұрын

Bro turned into an enderman real quick

@abdulazizkhan637 4 ай бұрын

@pun2023 9 ай бұрын

Never underestimate the ability of a touhou player to avoid showers.

@Johnnyvtg 6 ай бұрын

And women

@throwawayaccount5785 2 жыл бұрын

And just like a touhou player, he dodged any interaction with a girl

@jackmehoff9957 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah errm you are not one to talk.

@jayflow3745 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackmehoff9957 I mean he ain't wrong

@jackmehoff9957 2 жыл бұрын

@@jayflow3745 but I'm more less wrong

@charleswisconsin9196 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackmehoff9957 are you though?

@jackmehoff9957 2 жыл бұрын

@@charleswisconsin9196 I'm just here to make fun of em.

@Rotihn 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players after being rejected for the 5th time “There’s a pattern”

@mikecoxlong7072 2 жыл бұрын

Can relate

@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash 2 жыл бұрын

self awareness is the first step to improvement

@atwistedb 2 жыл бұрын

"I just can't figure my way around it"

@omaki82036 2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@eugenepile7036 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players after seeing their shower "There's a pattern."

@Hatadel 10 ай бұрын

You can't see it. But his hitbox is actually just a small red circle in this middle

@Tetopettenson1 10 ай бұрын

If you shoot his arm, it will only graze him

@ANGEL_storm831 4 ай бұрын

Me after learning my drunk father's attack patterns:

@tic-tacproductions6926 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players see the world a whole different way... With hitboxes and everything

@littlemisseevee2309 2 жыл бұрын

just like fighting game players

@TheRibbonRed 2 жыл бұрын

@@littlemisseevee2309 fighting game players train to hit. Shooting game players train to miss.

@danmakufan 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRibbonRed funny thing is miss can actually mean you getting hit

@littlemisseevee2309 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRibbonRed in rivals and melee you train to miss

@erase6138 2 жыл бұрын

"You're mugging me? You didn't didn't pull the knife with your points, therefor I can assume it's weaker than regular. Looking at the size and quantity, I can also say you'll never hit me with that."

@Shuttima 2 жыл бұрын

Normal people: Looks like i'm gonna get caught in the rain Touhou players: Just dodge it bro

@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pbKCqLtlqcjVZZc.html

@may-K-47 2 жыл бұрын

just dodge it 4Head

@TxtallyNotKev 2 жыл бұрын

S i m p l e . Totally.

@LeaveMeAloneFBI 2 жыл бұрын

Why didnt you DOOOOOOOOODGE

@SpikyBlade 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah just get good bro

@birb4415 7 ай бұрын

Was revisiting this for a laugh again and I noticed a single odd frame at 0:23, so i decided to scroll through the frames of the video using the period "." key and the comma "," key and then found it. Was that frame left in by accident or what?? Haven't seen a single comment about this frame.

@OverH19 5 ай бұрын

I was looking for comments about this too, I thought there'd be more people talking about it.

@DregunStash 4 ай бұрын

If you look at the other videos, these frames are a recurring thing, this one is just relatively easy to spot

@mikael100100 28 күн бұрын

@@DregunStash is there one in the runescape video?

@LordOfNeutralityThe5th 20 күн бұрын

Have you seen my year-old comment noting that second ? Cause I'm sure you haven't.

@greekguy5767 5 ай бұрын

You cant trick me! i saw that 1 frame at 0:24

@DK32 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players be like: "That's a nice warm up stage"

@crashdragonkoro6484 2 жыл бұрын

warm up? I do this everytime when I wanna get out of my bed and go to the fridge.

@Jaysmh 2 жыл бұрын

bruh this is literally the tutorial wdym

@ass8579 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou 11 be like

@megablueflash1816 2 жыл бұрын

This is just stage 1, you'll know you made it to about stage 4 when the hurricane arrives.

@shrochrome 2 жыл бұрын

@@ass8579 Clearly you doesn't play Legacy of lunatic kingdom yet

@aa-hm1kp 2 жыл бұрын

Goku: gets ultra instinct Touhou players:”look what they need to do to mimic a fraction of our power”

@kerbodynamicx472 2 жыл бұрын

I know there will be an ultra instinct reference somewhere

@carlfelic2272 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who only tried 1 bullet hell games I can say that touhou players are absolutely more powerful than ultra instinct

@dontuspowerus1093 2 жыл бұрын

@@carlfelic2272 Touhou players and Goku: *DODGING BULLETS!* Master Roshi: *Casually catches them point blank, first time.*

@banjovillanoexperiencias3002 2 жыл бұрын

@@carlfelic2272 I can confirm it

@elhaze2364 2 жыл бұрын

Well technically mui is 200x faster than light we can clearly see touhou players maximum is 96x UI is 25x

@noirgames7561 10 ай бұрын

Люди думают , что его подвиг в уклонении от дождя , но на самом деле он уклонился он женщины .

@GailCorbitt 10 ай бұрын

POV: you learn how to teleport, but have an intense allergy to water.

@_syth2862 16 күн бұрын

Minecraft enderman

@SkiGlovesie 2 жыл бұрын

I knew the joke, I knew exactly what was going to happen. I still burst out laughing. Your animations are always great.

@iberis361 2 жыл бұрын

The pause midway is what soldifies the inevitable joke xD

@UnderTimed 2 жыл бұрын

Same thing here

@gloglablyn 2 жыл бұрын

same

@guillermostreiger2307 2 жыл бұрын

I honestly cant understand what happened

@UnderTimed 2 жыл бұрын

@@guillermostreiger2307 Here goes~ Touhou is a series of bullet hell games, as in, games where you have to dodge very large amounts of bullets, usually covering most of the screen. Those games are known for their high difficulty, especially on higher difficulties, meaning that most high-tier touhou players are usually seen as elite players, capable of dodging basicly anything. Thus, the meme "touhou players don't use umbrellas, they just dodge raindrops" was born.

@dandydanthedapperman7797 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone: talking about the single frame in 1/25x speed Me: wait the rain really does have a pattern

@johnnyd1790 2 жыл бұрын

It's easy to dodge too, you just wait until there's no more water. 😁

@Dollar_Tree_Dog 2 жыл бұрын

By god, you're right!

@Dollar_Tree_Dog 2 жыл бұрын

The rain does have a pattern

@Greenst4rX 2 жыл бұрын

Indeed you can see it.

@rwqfsfasxc8110 2 жыл бұрын

yes it does

@scythedeth770 10 ай бұрын

上見てたのはあれか雨粒の降ってくるパターンを見てたんか

@XziledBlog 8 ай бұрын

It cracks me up every time

@dakotabless4800 2 жыл бұрын

When he grazing through rain without showing his hitbox: "It's him! The Touhou PC-98 veteran!"

@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 2 жыл бұрын

or he just plays unpatched th6

@Idiel96 2 жыл бұрын

@@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 he managed to beat stage 6 in easy

@MisterHunterRow 2 жыл бұрын

@@Idiel96 bruh

@RuV9999 2 жыл бұрын

@@loltoheaven777sreplaystora6 or he just play a regular Shmup

@BrayPlaysNin10do 2 жыл бұрын

or he’s playing unfocused

@aboxthatdrools 2 жыл бұрын

His hitbox is practically non-existent.

@dalydali3197 2 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you every anime video's I watch??

@optimx314 2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp,drop the origin

@trimmien 2 жыл бұрын

neither is reimus

@VenneceXylopheria 2 жыл бұрын

*hurtbox

@hivemind5281 2 жыл бұрын

yeah its just a dot in the middle

@ProffessorYellow 10 ай бұрын

I have never played Touhou but this makes me laugh so much

@meeirudayo7270 10 ай бұрын

I finally found this gold of animation

@adan3956 2 жыл бұрын

Legend says Touhou players cried in showers cuz they keep dodging the water drops

@yoshidinono8095 2 жыл бұрын

Legend says they smell bad...

@ilyasbasuki3207 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players don't cry because they'll auto dodge their tears.

@splashor6361 2 жыл бұрын

Nah bro they just dodge their problems

@EnderOksam 2 жыл бұрын

moment

@Jawsomest 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players? More like, Dodge all your problems and dodge the regret you’ll have later.

@balyeet6479 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Touhou players can commit tax evasion with that dodging skills

@duddude321 2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately no. When the IRS attacks it fills the entire screen with its hitbox and it lasts for longer than the maximum number of I-frames you can string together.

@solidusdrift6133 2 жыл бұрын

"Tax evasion is a crime Reimu!"

@accelriderx2931 2 жыл бұрын

Taxes are Gengetsu Rape Time level, except no time limit to outlast.

@duddude321 2 жыл бұрын

@Matix 777 You don't have enough. I said you can't outlast it.

@yeegor4599 2 жыл бұрын

You mean, jail evasion?

@yesssint7243 Ай бұрын

Truly one of my favorite videos on the internet

@theraccoonest Жыл бұрын

The 2 second ad was worth it.

@cnk9822 2 жыл бұрын

Endermen: Finally, a whorty opponent, our battle will be legendary.

@yujukiyuuki7203 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah try imagine it.

@NPCSayori 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think Enderman can dodge rain naturally?

@arandomcrusader8822 2 жыл бұрын

@@passingbycommentor but they can still get damaged, that's when you know they're amateurs

@dustsans9859 2 жыл бұрын

@@arandomcrusader8822 OBJECTION, still, they have the ability that no one can surpass, they can dodge every arrow from all ways no matter how many on the FENCE

@arandomcrusader8822 2 жыл бұрын

@@dustsans9859 Psh, dodging arrows are baby levels, it's the basics of dodging if you wanna be a Touhou player

@ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528 2 жыл бұрын

I used to be a fan of Touhou, now I'm a whole air conditioner

@wannasirikaiwong4679 2 жыл бұрын

My man.

@ToxicDerg 2 жыл бұрын

I have all the time for this pun

@Mr.Potato2900 2 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicDerg puntastic

@MrDuck-po3wy 2 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke, I've only been reading Doujinshi of Touhou

@iahimoh4838 2 жыл бұрын

@@MrDuck-po3wy I didn't get at first too...

@aookami9581 9 ай бұрын

I HAVE to watch this everytime it gets recommended to me

@yostindario7053 Ай бұрын

sekiro players: **makes a parry at the rain**

@thiscommonsinkt3367 Ай бұрын

*Equips Loaded Umbrella* *Extends Umbrella* *Forgets to use Ceremonial Tanto to add more Spirit Emblems and Ako's sugar to deal more posture damage to the raindrops* *Misses a Deflect and Posture Breaks* *One small raindrop hits a fraction of a piece of hair* "Damn it!" *Consumes a Bite Down and willingly dies* "Maybe i should turn off the Demon Bell for this one"

@Random_Fanguy 2 жыл бұрын

Dodged the rain while also doing his best to preserve his virginity. A true Touhou player.

@vibinmikegothyped3270 2 жыл бұрын

Ye, cultured.

@somegirl9055 2 жыл бұрын

I mean for one of the frames around 24 seconds you can see something, look for yourself

@amino-acid 2 жыл бұрын

@@somegirl9055 what the fuck i did not notice that

@paklekj4429 2 жыл бұрын

@@amino-acid what?

@amino-acid 2 жыл бұрын

@@paklekj4429 first frame of the girl

@ManlyBadassHero 2 жыл бұрын

Unedited Footage Of Me But Replace Theme With BGM. Wind God Girl 風神少女

@Lunarfox777 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes my favorite KZfaqr, ManlyTouhouHero

@lolicon453 2 жыл бұрын

I wet my pants

@wylece3521 2 жыл бұрын

Manly?

@wylece3521 2 жыл бұрын

@@lolicon453 fbi I found him

@SorrowfulI 2 жыл бұрын

Manly?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!11?!/1/1/1/1/!??!?!?

@beanman9760 6 ай бұрын

Bro memorized the rain’s attack patterns

@lazydelibird 6 ай бұрын

Gotta get those graze points up somehow

@SpringBross 5 ай бұрын

Correct!

@fishyjustice1423 4 ай бұрын

Never gets old.

@KamawnTH 2 жыл бұрын

50 people with guns: It's 50 to 1 it's over. Touhou player: I like those odds.

@flamingdog9207 2 жыл бұрын

Metal Gear Rising players: Oh look, free health & electrolytes!

@JustinRed624 2 жыл бұрын

@@flamingdog9207 proceeds to rip out spine

@embeboso8329 2 жыл бұрын

as long as there is a chance, they'll do it

@victorvirgili4447 2 жыл бұрын

@@erseshe TACTICAL NIKE INCOMING (not a typo)

@WalkThrough_101 2 жыл бұрын

Hotline Miami players: "Pathetic."

@everburnerfish 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like people have largely forgotten that this is a joke about how Touhou players don't shower

@SilentAdventurerNumber02 2 жыл бұрын

They do shower, just not how we imagine it. They dodged the water.

@Jawsomest 2 жыл бұрын

@@SilentAdventurerNumber02 so, does the stage end when the water company calls?

@Venicilia 2 жыл бұрын

@@SilentAdventurerNumber02 Rather, they let the water graze them so just the dirtiness comes off without actually getting wet.

@Bizzroa 2 жыл бұрын

@@SilentAdventurerNumber02 then takes baths

@shockcruiser1923 2 жыл бұрын

@@Bizzroa dodge the water molecules. *simple for any hard difficulty touhou player*

@Hidayat11111 10 ай бұрын

Zamn, gimme more touhou compilation xd

@The-Determined-Ninja Жыл бұрын

The definition of _"I've trained for this-"_ (• ▽ •;)

@alternate6951 2 жыл бұрын

0:27 no one gonna talk about how one of the boxes hit the corner? Truly a beauty to the eye

@FriskGameZ_ 2 жыл бұрын

*Facts*

@burninglights1 2 жыл бұрын

@@FriskGameZ_ fac

@AmalgamJiena 2 жыл бұрын

Im more concerned why the girl.. exploded into.. Microsoft PowerPoints?

@enya8127 2 жыл бұрын

@@AmalgamJiena she needed to git gud

@FriskGameZ_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@enya8127 It's the -sad- truth

@speedstriker 2 жыл бұрын

What I love about this is that the guy moved exactly like how I imagined he would move in my head. No big flashy "dodge" animations. No long distance flash jumps. Just tiny nudges to the left and right while maintaining a relatively straight path. It's perfect.

@SomeKindaHero117 2 жыл бұрын

Me, an anime viewer: "He's keeping his center of mass, his Hit Box, in such a compressed state. He's overcome the physical limitations of Humanity! _He's beginning to believe..._ "

@rouge-ish324 2 жыл бұрын

While you were out partying, I mastered the perfect-dodge chain

@arielrozen4700 2 жыл бұрын

@@SomeKindaHero117 you, an anime viewer: "quotes the matrix"

@anonymousapproximation8549 2 жыл бұрын

@@arielrozen4700 Betcha there's a matrix anime somewhere.

@Stormrider1138 2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousapproximation8549 There is. Lookup Animatrix

@SD120TOMB Ай бұрын

Touhou Girl is like “whoa, what?!”.

@urikora 2 ай бұрын

Annnnd the once in a while youtube recommand push me back to this video NOICE.

@Redstonetrippy1 2 жыл бұрын

The smile as he declines the umbrella, he knew what he was doing

@theexace Жыл бұрын

Path of virgin 🤣

@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын

@@theexace ☠

@apollyonnoctis1291 Жыл бұрын

Girl: It’s raining, wanna come under my umbrella? I was going to go across the street too. Guy: Nah, don’t worry, I’m fine. Watch this. *Graces rain like a boss* Girl: holy shit.

@minecrafttaher Жыл бұрын

@@theexace the expert route

@errebusaether 6 ай бұрын

@@apollyonnoctis1291 The True Virgin Saint Route

@CollinWitlox 2 жыл бұрын

Not only did he avoid the attack pattern, but he also avoided women, and avoid a shower. Typical Touhou players.

@NRVNQSRR 2 жыл бұрын

We gotta get that 1CC on lunatic, bro.

@WomanSlayer69420 2 жыл бұрын

But don’t touhou players simp for little girls?

@f1shyspace 2 жыл бұрын

@@WomanSlayer69420 that’s the problem, *she was too old*

@FROST_HUGGER 2 жыл бұрын

@@f1shyspace "can't be a pedo if i only simp for old women" -Touhou Player

@fiferplayeralt7118 2 жыл бұрын

@@FROST_HUGGER therefore i simp for yukarrrr,,-111

@toanphamphuc9984 4 ай бұрын

My cat when I trying to showering her...

@kosuken Ай бұрын

Years later, in bed he will remember this moment and realize that that girl probably liked him

@ninjaknight6715 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine Touhou players get drafted and you later see them running towards the enemy, dodging all the bullets.

@AWDfreak 2 жыл бұрын

Touhou players are experts at dodging. If they couldn't dodge the draft, they better be able to dodge those bullets.

@ninjaknight6715 2 жыл бұрын

@@AWDfreak shit your right, bold of me to assume they couldn't dodge a draft.

@TheOneWhoHasABadName 2 жыл бұрын

@@AWDfreak I think, at that point, they just want to dodge bullets for fun it’s always good to waste enemy ammunition in a war of attrition

@demiurgusgodofform8589 2 жыл бұрын

Real talk though, if I saw someone blitzing through a firing line of full automatic weapons fire, I'd just give up and swallow a grenade, hopefully before they can get to me so my death won't be as painful.

@shroudshift9969 2 жыл бұрын

@@demiurgusgodofform8589 *Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer!*

@MrRatchet12661 2 жыл бұрын

She had the umbrella yet after seeing his abilities she was the one who got wet.

@longsteinpufferbatch4949 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@lishark843 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what those fingers can do

@MrRatchet12661 2 жыл бұрын

@@lishark843 They can do many with little attempts in a row. I speak from experience.

@michaelzhang9806 2 жыл бұрын

There’s a single frame right after the dodge scene where she’s naked.

@Jawsomest 2 жыл бұрын

Now, was it A. A stray raindrop bounced and hit her B. The sweat on her face C. ;)

@Olat67 3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for that.

@arsonlord4628 5 ай бұрын

Just like a Touhou player, he avoided contact with water AND women

@Lagzlot 2 жыл бұрын

The noise implies that not only is he dodging the rain but he's purposely staying as close as possible at the same time for graze bonus. Whether he's going for a score run or building up for a panicbomb when it gets windy, I can't say.

@KimDare75 Жыл бұрын

does he intentionally go that close tho

@inakilbss Жыл бұрын

that's the sound of shooting tho, not grazing

@twothreeoneoneseventwoonefour5 Жыл бұрын

With that kind of rain drops (bullets) density, you automatically get the grazing bonus just for not dying. It is not "intentional", in a sense that he doesn't purposefully go near them, it is just that there are so much drops(bullets) there that there is no space left that will be without the graze bonus.

@friendlyneighborhoodshinigami Жыл бұрын

@@inakilbss that's the sound of grazing bro💀💀

@baranjan6969 Жыл бұрын

Wha- *What's the bomb*

@lazerthree 2 жыл бұрын

That security guard looks awfully familiar

@norie361 2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see he isnt locked or ash!

@SkippyZii 2 жыл бұрын

yea like awfully

@critiqalerror 2 жыл бұрын

Actually all of them are recurring characters except for touhou guy.

@yoster39 2 жыл бұрын

@@critiqalerror I kinda want touhou guy to become a reocrruing one, his eyes look like saitama's, the dude can dodge anything and thats bored him

@danyakurachianimeartinandr50 2 жыл бұрын

Its actually looks instanly similiar Is that security guard from ANN that horror rpg game Hes a traditional artist one!

@sentient9478 Жыл бұрын

For a game I've never heard of, this one meme tells me everything I could possibly want to know about it.

@mr.wizbiz.2917 Жыл бұрын

We need this guy in the army

@al6243 2 жыл бұрын

The joke aside, I really like how she offered to share her umbrella with a stranger. Very nice.

@oujimandias6485 2 жыл бұрын

I suspect she wanted to spook that man, to Kogasa's disappointment.

@user-wu8qc9bb3e 2 жыл бұрын

That's just part of the plot Lol.

@youdonotcare 2 жыл бұрын

666 likes poggers

@YureizanChannel 2 жыл бұрын

She forgot that she had an umbrella out, that's the power of being rejected to share an umbrella with a Touhou fan

@retrodkcn1979 2 жыл бұрын

What a "surprise" huh

@tchitchouan 2 жыл бұрын

kogasa

@Niiue 2 жыл бұрын

@@retrodkcn1979 you got me dead on the floor laughing! i'm living in a cemetery now!

@YataTheFifteenth 2 жыл бұрын

Umbrellas are useless. Just look at Kogasa.

@MelCMlol 2 жыл бұрын

The umbrella is for graze

@irisillychno6189 2 ай бұрын

Touhou 10, Mountain of Faith Stage 4... the music here is timed in-game with Momoji's arrival, and i rememebred..... because i always die here.....

@ziemlichundead 10 ай бұрын

I don't even know the game but I love this

@Doug_Fany 2 жыл бұрын

The first 10 seconds was him trying to see the pattern, then 9 to prepare himself.

@averagecalisthenicsguy1504 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pbKCqLtlqcjVZZc.html

@dragonslayer3552 2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love how he intensly stares at the rain to learn its patterns before going in It's a 30 sec animation where each second is just perfect

@LeonLaggt 4 ай бұрын

Average enderman during rainfall

@LoliPolice-bf7mw Жыл бұрын

Dodged the rain as well as the woman. Got his priorities set.

@aronnecroman 2 жыл бұрын

this video perfectly describe any Touhou player ever. Especially the idea of Touhou players rejecting any interaction with women.

@martinmarkov9707 2 жыл бұрын

Sigma male grind set rule#6998: women are temporary, rain is avoidable, but pain and touhou is eternal.

@rugalbernstein5913 2 жыл бұрын

Well of course, relationships would merely be a distraction from achieving this level of enlightened focus.

@strollas 2 жыл бұрын

would had completed th15 first try if i was dodging women and not bullets

@SakuraVarietyChannel 2 жыл бұрын

But what if I am a woman and a touhou player? *fades out of existence as my body rejects itself*

@rugalbernstein5913 2 жыл бұрын

@@SakuraVarietyChannel now you are able to dodge *_EVERYTHING_*

@akiramasashi9317 2 жыл бұрын

A cute girl offered to share her umbrella with him, but he chose the path of the virgin. A true touhou god.

@evacuateclash1043 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@danielrendon7895 2 жыл бұрын

And she liked it

@SACRUM_VOTUM 2 жыл бұрын

No, that's a sigma.

@kazuo5 2 жыл бұрын

@@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 ligma is a type of disease

@user-vo9yc2cj5o 2 жыл бұрын

@aqil what's a ligma

@DistractionsDaily 5 ай бұрын

bro's hitbox is the size of an atom

@B.K.E.N-EX 4 ай бұрын

True xD

@yeeteater51 2 ай бұрын

"MY PEOPLE NEED ME" ass exit

@donttalkaboutmypfp 2 жыл бұрын

Nah this is unrealistic Touhou players never go outside

@timetraveler2154 2 жыл бұрын

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

@fatihaydynly5500 2 жыл бұрын

They just dodge the outside that's why

@thamrew676 2 жыл бұрын

They move so fast that we think they don't go outside.

@MasterZebulin 2 жыл бұрын

>talks about your pfp, which is obviously inspired by sans

@shrochrome 2 жыл бұрын

@@MasterZebulin He doesn't want to talk about it

@dankotocigl8671 2 жыл бұрын

Evading a real life 3d female advancements to become more than just friends, what a true touhou player

@Gooberpatrol66 2 жыл бұрын

You heard it here first folks, a girl offering an umbrella is "more than just friends".

@charlie4christ536 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m8ekfN2i3KiWlHU.html Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

@veeloocityyy 2 жыл бұрын

@@charlie4christ536 my balls fell off

@whatsyouropiniononsawblades 2 жыл бұрын

@@charlie4christ536 I’m sorry but do you have any actual proof Christ existed or god does? Just wanted to know.

@Jawsomest 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gooberpatrol66 If you look closely at 0:23, she is more than “impressed”.