Not to mention the worst crime that Manny did: he requested mustard on his hot dog. Across the hot dog.
@RileyHerbst982 жыл бұрын
I hate that Crime
@redfatseal24072 жыл бұрын
@@RileyHerbst98 last but not least, in wrecking ball, he swiped a credit card on a worker's asshole. Sexual assault
@robyn-anneelfenbein6662 жыл бұрын
Bruh, that's not a crime
@theblueartist13042 жыл бұрын
No the worst crime that manny did was ask his mum to come all the way from work to make an extra slice on his sandwich
@thesock87392 жыл бұрын
@@robyn-anneelfenbein666 r/wooosh
@fainted22 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Manny could be sentenced to sixty years in state prison on three counts of manslaughter after he turned off all the power in the house
@eddiethefriendlytenderengine2 жыл бұрын
“Attempted” manslaughter
@eddiethefriendlytenderengine2 жыл бұрын
Frank wasn’t even there at the time.
@fainted22 жыл бұрын
@@eddiethefriendlytenderengine Exactly, the three counts would be susan, rodrick and greg
@WhizzYT2 жыл бұрын
But I believe he cannot be charged at the age he currently is, which is 3. Not sure about when he grows up though
@ly70182 жыл бұрын
@@WhizzYT "iM oNwY fWeE"
@metallord69602 жыл бұрын
Oh God, that moment in cabin fever was the worst. And can we talk about how his parents didn't actually replace everything Manny sold?
@PsychoticWonders07252 жыл бұрын
I always assumed it was to pay medical bills.
@jamiejustexploded10 ай бұрын
@@PsychoticWonders0725for when Greg put manny in the microwave
@SalaciaYT7 ай бұрын
@@jamiejustexplodedWAIT WHAT
@susankornas26134 ай бұрын
And it was all because no one taught him how to tie his shoes… how did he still manage to get a bunch of toys for Christmas as always?!
@Samuel.Claiborne2 жыл бұрын
And we also can't forget the time Manny threw a massive tantrum because his sandwich was cut in half instead of quarters, forcing Susan to go all the way up to his school to make an extra slice just so he'll get his way.
@ryanbarth6691 Жыл бұрын
And because frank threw away his 'tingy' Manny got his revenge on him by turning his war diorama into a playset
@SparemintThe93rd2 жыл бұрын
This here is literal proof Manny Heffley is what I call a "Little Devil".
@davidparr46362 жыл бұрын
He is "onwy thwee". Onwy thwee : a lesser demon of baphomet recorded throughout history known to torture the muses
@kgpspyguy2 жыл бұрын
The greatest lie that Manny ever told was convincing the world that he did not exist.
@MustacheCashStash1252 жыл бұрын
When Manny grows up, he’s gonna me #1 on Interpol’s most wanted list
@MustacheCashStash1252 жыл бұрын
“He has no rules no boundaries he doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He’s not loyal to a flag or country”
@cadefilms4072 Жыл бұрын
He is a good character
@heyladie12 жыл бұрын
I hereby declare that Manny heffley is guilty of charges and will face the electric chair for being alive for too long
@owenhumphreys90652 жыл бұрын
Electric chair isn’t enough
@objectshowzz2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@XenothEditz2 жыл бұрын
I want to see that
@azazeltheundyingdamienkali57002 жыл бұрын
No, I have a better idea. The guillotine. Take it away, Queen of Hearts! "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!"
@heyladie12 жыл бұрын
On that bus it shouldn't say jail it should say "off to the platform" and the windows are just where they stick their head out and can't move. Who would bring tomatoes
@Aspi3Gam3r2 жыл бұрын
Manny Heffley is SuperNanny's worst nightmare Could you imagine if Jeff Kinney did a spoof of SuperNanny in a future DoaWK book?
@taotaoliu22292 жыл бұрын
Greg did mention in Dog Days a show about a nanny who comes to families’ houses and tells them about what they’re doing wrong, which may be a reference to Supernanny.
@dr.robotnikgaming92182 жыл бұрын
excuse my french but fuck supernanny, it only took me one episode to understand that 1. the show is an invasion of privacy to children, 2. frost is verbally and emotionally abusive to both her clients and their children and 3. it's on the same moral lowness as dr phil
@ytk25082 жыл бұрын
The last one could be considered attempted murder
@itzolive37382 жыл бұрын
All because no one taught him how to tie his shoes
@TonyAMO2 жыл бұрын
More like manslaughter
@SpiffoGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyAMO I think the intent was there so murder might be more accurate
@ThatBoiOnLaythe2 жыл бұрын
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!?!
@itzolive37382 жыл бұрын
@@ThatBoiOnLaythe Manny hoarded all the food and turned off the electricity. The rest of the family could've starved or froze to death.
@dustymuffincop24812 жыл бұрын
Bucked tooth alligator. 🤣 Seriously though, Manny's behavior is his parents' fault.
@ItsHailee72 жыл бұрын
That's what I used to call him when I was younger. I still do now. Anyway, Susan has to take responsibility of his behaviour but of course she doesn't. The effects were shown in 25 years later, a fanfict which could literally be the series finale.
@itzolive37382 жыл бұрын
@@ItsHailee7 what fanfic?
@xaropevic79182 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't be, but I am also curious about that
@ItsHailee72 жыл бұрын
@@itzolive3738 Just type on KZfaq search, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: 25 years later and watch the audio drama.
@YesmanForNamsey2 жыл бұрын
Greg plays pranks on his friends (could not think of a better thing to write): Susan: How could you?! Manny lets his family starve and turns off the electricity in the house because nobody taught him how to tie his shoes: Susan: There, there, boy
@hannahpapernick-yudin28462 жыл бұрын
This family is just so dysfunctional. No wonder Greg is abusive to those around him. He literally stated in one of the books that before Manny was born, he had figured he could "move up the totem pole" by bullying Manny like Rodrick bullies him (this was likely before he knew that Manny would be a total psychopath).
@rachaellang31372 жыл бұрын
I think manny and caillou would be great friends (and maybe only one will be left standing)
@doughboywhine2 жыл бұрын
but he's only thwee!
@bobbovine2 жыл бұрын
Greg plays a videogame for two minutes
@Portahooty2 жыл бұрын
@@bobbovine Susan heffley: BE MORE LIKE THAT ANGEL, MANNY
@taotaoliu22292 жыл бұрын
Random Diary of a Wimpy Kid fact 4: In Hard Luck, Aunt Gretchen’s son Malcom called the police on the Heffleys after they ran out of ketchup.
@susankornas26134 ай бұрын
That was pretty hilarious ngl
@RileyHerbst982 жыл бұрын
The fact you didn't mention his putting milk before cereal is the worse crime of all time.
@Drink_Best_Servred_Hot2 жыл бұрын
The act of a true heathen.
@The-Maxter2 жыл бұрын
Greg put the milk befire the cereal (cabin fever)
@Spanish_Conquistador2 жыл бұрын
Don't know why people hate milk before the cereal, Like nothing is wrong with crunchy cereal guys. Cut us some slack
@Solamente_Cypher2 жыл бұрын
"MILK BEFORE CEREAL IS BETTER" "NO CEREAL BEFORE MILK IS" Me an intellectual:" I pour both at the same time"
@robyn-anneelfenbein6662 жыл бұрын
I hate modern day people
@stephaniegano68842 жыл бұрын
Jeff Kinney does a good job at making you hate this little demon
@ethanthomsen39732 жыл бұрын
And Greg
@alienpl1072 жыл бұрын
0:23: I always found this moment very confusing. Is Susan so blinded by manny that she doesn’t see it? I mean there’s no adult person with mouth so big that it can swallow a whole orange at once. Not to mention that manny is three years old and could barely even fit three slices of orange in his mouth That means manny is alien with psychic abilities that he uses to hypnotise his parents to give him whatever he wants
@d1kgaws122 жыл бұрын
Either that or Susan Heffley’s IQ is below 0.
@miaroberson98312 жыл бұрын
In the online version of DOAWK, Greg says his mom definitely knew Manny was lying because she didn’t rush him to the hospital afterwards. It was a case of favoritism
@doughboywhine2 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit confused, could I have some context for this scene? I don't really remember it
@alienpl1072 жыл бұрын
@@doughboywhine diary of wimpy kid page 141-143
@celestialarcher92682 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is what we all wish actually happened in the series
@pixell33452 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@ShazzledWolf32 Жыл бұрын
Maybe manny should go to spag union
@samanthadudley3276 Жыл бұрын
I was dreaming of that last night
@OrbGeopolitix2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the time in Rodrick Rules when Manny destroyed Frank’s civil war battlefield diorama by using it as a play set.
@contentdeleted3198 Жыл бұрын
@maxxroxanne4ever416 his nasty string?
@samanthadudley3276 Жыл бұрын
Actually, that was in the Last Straw
@marianmastrla31332 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Diary Of A Wimpy Kid where Manny would get arrested by Greg and would go to prison
@FletcherReedsRandomness2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to point out that Manny’s snout is longer than his torso AND legs. How can he keep himself from tipping over from the massive size of his head?
@ethanthomsen39732 жыл бұрын
What type of drugs was Jeff Kinney on when he designed Manny?
@andyfoxmario2 жыл бұрын
Ask Greg! Not him. Greg is the one who draws
@reddddy2 жыл бұрын
@@andyfoxmario he draws people he hates very weridly
@SammyChristianGuy Жыл бұрын
@@reddddyyes😅
@JA6XN2 жыл бұрын
Manny when he’s in court: I’m owny thwity thwee
@123legoz42 жыл бұрын
LMAO yeah
@Nika-the-Troll2 жыл бұрын
Manny when he’s a grandpa: I’m a senior and old
@MisterMuffinut2 жыл бұрын
Manny in trial for his crimes after getting away for so many years that he was now elderly: I'm onwy so cwose to death
@d1kgaws122 жыл бұрын
**Doesn’t win because he’s too used to getting away with committing every war crime to the fullest possible extent with saying that he’s only (his age) back in the Heffley Family**
@seamuspeacock3462 жыл бұрын
And now you are getting 3 life sentences
@mariner48202 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the time in Getaway in which Manny Heffley illegally took possession of a box jellyfish, an animal whose sting is so potent that it can shut off a heart with one shock, and dumping it into a public pool.
@ShazzledWolf32 Жыл бұрын
You’re half right many didn’t dump it into a pool the director of fun did that
@mariner4820 Жыл бұрын
@@ShazzledWolf32 Yeah that's right but still that deadly ass fish has no business being in a public area
@ShazzledWolf32 Жыл бұрын
@@mariner4820 very true
@gamecube.pizzabroken Жыл бұрын
He wanted to keep that jellyfish as a pet
@masterbuilder03772 жыл бұрын
The cops and the prisoners will be surprised to see that a 3 year old committed all these crimes
@ryanbarth66912 жыл бұрын
Manny got away with all this
@michaelmyers45772 жыл бұрын
@@ryanbarth6691 Louisiana the only one who did all those things 😈
@Nika-the-Troll2 жыл бұрын
0:47 Greg, do one of 2 things. 1. Make a new account, 2. Play Animal Crossing (it takes up at least HALF of your day) or 3. CALL 911 ON MANNY I suggest number 3
@ApatheticFish36672 жыл бұрын
I love how in the thumbnail Greg and his dad are smiling as Manny gets driven to Juvie
@MustacheCashStash1252 жыл бұрын
When Manny grows up, he’s gonna be #1 on Interpol’s most wanted list
@kawee12 жыл бұрын
*nO wAiT gUyS, iM oNlY 24!!!!*
@d1kgaws122 жыл бұрын
Manny should serve as a lesson to any parents watching to not spoil your kids, or worst case scenario, this happens.
@muffyxmind2 жыл бұрын
The worst crime he did: Existing
@Andrewgtv052 жыл бұрын
He also change the channel in front of a public audience and threw the remote into water in The Getaway
@SammyChristianGuy Жыл бұрын
Yes
@itslash84932 жыл бұрын
*put manny in a Latina household. He would get the belt three times a day*
@Akrafena2 жыл бұрын
and the sandal, and the chankla
@Akrafena Жыл бұрын
and an Asian Household, they're the Latina of the East.
@ErebusHellhound2 жыл бұрын
I have never developed an intense hatred for a fictional character before in my life.
@jonnyrico35832 жыл бұрын
Manny:"I'm ownwy thwee" Also Manny:*sets the heffley house on fire*
@bizbug26872 жыл бұрын
On that last one, Manny did it because “nobody taught him how to tie his shoes”.
@SammyChristianGuy Жыл бұрын
What a bunch of bull- Im a Christian I can’t swear. I’ll say this: *What a load of NONSENSE!!!!*
@JaceAVinson2 жыл бұрын
It’s all Susan and Frank’s fault. How were they not expecting this sh*t by not punishing him.
@mjdxp56882 жыл бұрын
Manny has violated the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act despite being a three year old
@3slicessenpai2 жыл бұрын
"Diary of a Wimpy Kid sucks because there's no central narrative or villain" Manny the Devil Pig Buyer: "Hewwo?"
@thethundernado66702 жыл бұрын
He also stole almost all the food, turned off all the power, and hogged everything to himself when there was a blizzard just because no one taught him how to tie his shoes.
@AwesomeDrawer2017 Жыл бұрын
Manny basically broke a $100 console, and for an apology he gave Greg a $2 piece of trash
@martinmcneal27782 жыл бұрын
Sorry to say this but Manny is a prime example of what happens when you don't discipline your children. I remember most of Manny's behavior as a kid and thinking: Why hasn't he been put in a time out or had any punishment for his rotten behavior. Heck in Cabin Fever when he basically decided to save himself and let everyone else freeze, that was an obvious sign that he's becoming a sociopath.
@saifbakrsadoon Жыл бұрын
Correction: Psychopath
@thunders15312 жыл бұрын
“I did it cause no one taught me how to tie my shoes.” You could of asked but no you turn the power off for the WHOLE house instead of your room.
@theblueartist13042 жыл бұрын
His worst crime is asking his mother to come all the way from work to make an extra slice in his sandwich 🥪 manny is a spawn from hell
@netherfreakultima44982 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which...I wonder if we'll see Susan Heffely's criminal record soon?
@superpapaextreme90642 жыл бұрын
I have a mistake for you. In Rowley Jefferson's Awesome Friendly Adventure, Rowley states that potty humor and stuff like that isn't funny to him, but in the first Wimpy Kid book in Formula One Racing, He falls to pieces over "BAD FART AHEAD!" and "DIAPER RASH AHEAD!"
@samanthadudley3276 Жыл бұрын
Maybe Rowley was fake laughing
@sobiakiran54952 жыл бұрын
I remember being pissed at the Cabin Fever things. And when he told Susan(Karen) that a ball of thread was as big as an orange.
@CBMOA2 жыл бұрын
Everyone including Greg (probably having a final straw) told Susan showing all the facts what Manny did Susan: 😳… that’s nonsense! I’m fine and so is he *(Showing eye twitching)* Me: 😳… has the creator knew about this or where did this come from him? When it comes to creativity whether on writing or such, it sure feels strange and maybe a little too real
@maxpixels2 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling the wimpy kid lore is more deeper than you think
@oneofmanyalexs2 жыл бұрын
If we count the poptropica island, wimpy wonderland, several cases of breaking and entering
@Coolguy248-qf2zt7 ай бұрын
Bros criminal record: I’m to lazy to type it all
@weevilwiki2 жыл бұрын
Dudes really dedicated to doawk. I thought it stated out as a joke but no he really is passionate
@objectshowzz2 жыл бұрын
He also tried to do the illegal act of thumbing so he could leave his family. Not to mention he did the last thing because they didn't teach him how to tie his shoes.
@AH-is5yg2 жыл бұрын
It just shows that Susan and Frank are terrible parents and their very incompetent of dealing with Manny.
@Mr.orangecum___4 ай бұрын
I mean look how greg and rodrick turned out..
@AH-is5yg4 ай бұрын
@@Mr.orangecum___ they really aren't parents of the year.
@tophats_unite85372 жыл бұрын
Dang I'm surprised this video isn't 24 hours long
@dN9o Жыл бұрын
you also forgot when manny caused chaos on a tropical island, by bringing a deadly jellyfish to a public pool.
@Tacos_Mx2 жыл бұрын
Susan: why are there cops outside? Manny: mama I’m a criminal
@dontbother27632 жыл бұрын
Two words: Susan Heffley. (no wait, that's 4 words)
@MustacheCashStash1252 жыл бұрын
“Buck-toothed alligator” LOL
@Kira-pv4xq2 жыл бұрын
You forgot that one time where he stole the car in The Long Haul.
@crystalplayz3514 Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh yeah
@samanthadudley3276 Жыл бұрын
I believe it’s called Grand Theft Auto
@bruhmomentum4042 жыл бұрын
We gonna ignore the time Manny made Susan come all the way from work to cut his sandwich?
@ellesandralady85962 жыл бұрын
Manny's nickname would be little devil or Diablo as he gets older
@PerfectionReincarnated2 ай бұрын
"Bucked Toothed Alligator" Manny summed up in 3 words
@theelementalgriffin2092Ай бұрын
Manny also attempted hitchhiking in The Long Haul too.
@Rolagle2 жыл бұрын
Some of these crimes cannot be called "crimes"
@pikminman132 жыл бұрын
how could you forget the hate crimes he committed against greg by calling him a "ploopy"?
@User26352 Жыл бұрын
He makes Genghis Khan look like Mr. Rogers
@sallhrvatin2 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE CROWRANABURGER WATCHING THIS
@Scottymuse442 жыл бұрын
Wow, maybe I should hire Manny!
@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE5 ай бұрын
[Chorus: Manny Heffley] nowadays everybubby wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and motherbubbies act like they forgot about Greg
@santiagopardosserrano91272 жыл бұрын
you forgot about his numerous war crimes in bosnia
@Milkyway456872 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the flashing! Manny showed Rowley his booty, and always says "Ssh...." when he's over there
@jackdelacourt6093 Жыл бұрын
Manny has also done damage to personal property in the end of diary of a wimpy kid the deep end
@empress-of-stuff82402 жыл бұрын
Someone has to show this to Susan and the authorities.
@17jacoyne2 жыл бұрын
if manny could do all of this then perhaps the little tyke could solo thanos AND scarlet which combined!
@puzzpuzz11852 жыл бұрын
I think it was a crime for him to build a house without a permit in the 14th book? Im not sure about that one.
@RichardHammo2 жыл бұрын
What about underage driving? Lol
@Roken101_122 жыл бұрын
He built a house in recking ball without a permit
@Kad842 жыл бұрын
I wish your thumbnail is a scene in a future book.
@yehlynamparado65864 ай бұрын
"hes just 3!" "its just an electric chair!"
@MeltedW4T_3R Жыл бұрын
“Bucktooth Aligator” that had me dying
@sfnaffan2 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@kallisaurusrexanimations7 ай бұрын
If manny is igdoofs little brother than that would make manny older than the entire Heffley family by technicality.
@justinguyos54762 жыл бұрын
From the play pen to the State pen.
@masonpyle59292 жыл бұрын
Manny hasn’t been spanked.Manny should go to juvenile detention too.
@BlackStar_070 Жыл бұрын
If he covered mannys entire criminal history the video would never end
@unitds27-delta2 жыл бұрын
Greg should call the cops on him, it would solve a lot of his problems
@shorky93902 жыл бұрын
"The biggest crime that this bug toothed alligator has ever committed" Had me dying 🤣🤣
@F-15E_StrikeEagle2 жыл бұрын
not to mention building without a permit
@linshuzhen59792 ай бұрын
Buck tooth alligator got me on the ground 😂😂😂😂
@captainpalegg2860 Жыл бұрын
I love how in the thumbnail, Susan is the only one who’s upset about Manny going to jail.
@UrLocalChaosInsurgencyMember4 ай бұрын
_"Mama Im a criminal..."_
@bigblackdaddy69692 жыл бұрын
He built a home on property he didn't own
@kaijukid_films Жыл бұрын
D.O.A.W.K fans would wait in line for hours if that happened in a new book for manny to go to juvie
@FlyingDuckMan3602 жыл бұрын
Manny is a prime example of Enfant Terrible.
@benfanning74665 ай бұрын
You forgot the time he purposefully peed himself to get out of going to the toddlers' cabana in The Getaway.
@Bfdifan53126 ай бұрын
Fun fact: in the thumbnail manny gets shipped off to jail and all except one of his family members didnt care
@blackhawk-kf8kq8 ай бұрын
I don't like Manny, and his mother is the main culprit to blame for it because she doesn't do crap to discipline that stupid kid. If I were to have done any of that stuff I would have gotten in trouble. For the bikini on the car magazine my mom would have understood that I didn't know any better and just simply told me politely that's not appropriate which is probably what Maddie's mother did for him. However for the other stuff I would have either gotten locked in my room for a timeout, or a spanking.
@kawee12 жыл бұрын
But remember, *He is only 3 so he did nothing wrong.*
@blueeyedduelist6412 Жыл бұрын
He should’ve been arrested for attempted murder but then he had a meltdown and all was forgiven
@megankenny53192 ай бұрын
He also pours milk before the cereal
@asaknight321 Жыл бұрын
How can susan just ignore all of that but Greg or even Rodrick does 1 bad thing and she goes off on them
@kingofthetigers2 жыл бұрын
You forgot his multiple war crimes during ww3. Here's the list: Use of incindeary weapons Use of chemical weapons Summary execution Use of landmines Harming civilians And torturing prisoners of war.
@thecupheadfan1837 Жыл бұрын
Adolf Hitler during WW2: "I'm onwy fiftwy"
@mrshots75483 ай бұрын
Bro Susan And Frank are the book versions of the family05 parents
@The-Maxter2 жыл бұрын
And Driving withouth liscense (Long haul and deep end)