Justin thinking they were doing a bit the whole time killed me instantly 💀🤣😂😭

travis gets more and More like Clint every fucking day oh my God.

this bit had me in tears why did he sell so many onions

I was a girl scout for nearly a decade and full disclosure: regardless of how many boxes of cookies I ever sold, I don't recall ever receiving a single reward from the girl scout organization. I feel like someone failed me somewhere

The most prominent memory I have of my great-granny is that she always just ate whole onions??? raw??? like they were apples??? When I asked my mom about this, she just shrugged and said “She’s Finnish” as if that explained EVERYTHING. She also reportedly tries to fistfight a paramedic in her mid nineties because she wanted to die in her own home, and I really wish I could have had more memories with her before she passed when I was about 10

I feel so seen

God d a m n Travis shines in this one.

The band fundraiser I remember most clearly is the one where they wanted us to sell people bedsheets.

It should be said that our troop got money for selling cookies! I may have only gotten a shitty stuffed animal, but afterwards we got to rent a cabin for a weekend!

Dude I remember getting those prizes last year and literally going this is bs I have not been a part of this organization for 10+ years to go an inflatable automen

Wow this is crazy. I can’t believe he did that as a child lol

This is prob one of my favorite bits

This is why I get cookie credits

Yes.

I I sincerely cannot tell if they are serious about the onion thing

First!!