Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Goes To Washington To Cover Trump's Impeachment Trial
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Күн бұрынDistinguished journalist Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reports from Washington, D.C. amid unprecedented restrictions on press access at President Trump's impeachment trial. New episodes of Triumph's podcast "Let's Make A Poop" are available this month. #Colbert #Comedy #Triumph
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@ThePjr001984 4 жыл бұрын
"Mitch! Poke your head out of your shell! I have lettuce." Lost it 🤣
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 жыл бұрын
I have lettuce....brilliant.
@ronaldturpack5326 4 жыл бұрын
turtle head Moscow Mitch stay in your shell your worthless anyway
@ezziboo Жыл бұрын
Office/Terrarium
@hhelenawang 4 жыл бұрын
The security guy needs an Oscar. That poker face was a work of art.
@tracer740 4 жыл бұрын
He must have balls of steel!
@ciaranbrk 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I know the anti depressants and anti semite part made me roll around laughing 😂😂
@NoCultsPlease 4 жыл бұрын
That dude had no sense of humor. Hahahahaha.
@Schmidtelpunkt 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoCultsPlease Look at his eyes - he tries so hard not to smile, especially with that obnoxious pizza delivery. Also he looks at the dog - without humour he would only look at the puppeteer, but he plays along to that degree, at least as much as he is allowed to.
@porkchop4401 4 жыл бұрын
@@NoCultsPlease Well that is a serious job he has. Probably does not appreciate someone just trying to make lols and using him as a prop.
@dianeridley9804 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the security guard is talking to Triumph like he's a real person
@ishmaelm1932 4 жыл бұрын
He's trying so hard to not laugh. They'll probably fire him if he laughs
@Wiley_Coyote 3 жыл бұрын
He's not?
@dianeridley9804 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@jaimhaas5170 2 жыл бұрын
You do know he is a real person (wearing a sock puppet). Geez.
@dianeridley9804 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaimhaas5170 Every puppet/Muppet/marionette/ventriloquist prop requires a real person for its animation. That actor asks the audience to suspend disbelief. The security guard is not having a conversation with Robert Smigel. Geez
@RoleyChiu 4 жыл бұрын
"We know it's fixed. There's nothing really left to do but screw with people." Best line ever.
@mmb6527 4 жыл бұрын
How can something be hilarious and depressing at the same time?
@zmccarthy4634 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re Fox? A check is a check.” 😂😂😂
@fredwarsaw5782 4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog killed me with that.
@dmeemd7787 4 жыл бұрын
😂 God that joke killed me LMFAO -- I love when he thinks of a joke and tries not to laugh as he saying it.
@acarroll1714 3 жыл бұрын
I love how long it took the camera man to realize how bad he got burned.
@SayYoJ 2 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT 💀
@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls 2 жыл бұрын
Lmmfaooooo
@lauralishes1 4 жыл бұрын
*WILL LIE FOR RUBLES SIGN BEHIND LINDSEY GRAHAM FEATURED ON CNN* 🤣
@thomasridley8675 4 жыл бұрын
We could tell them that there is a big sale on Russian dressing. Then take the vote while they are gone.
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay?
@kaystevens8428 4 жыл бұрын
That was super funny! But also very sad -- because it's true. Trump should've been impeached (and removed) within 6 months of his inauguration for colluding with Russia in the election. At that time, many in the GOP congress still OPENLY admitted their dislike of Trump and were still being honest about his complete incompetence. When Jr. openly admitted to (one of the instances of) collusion and even produced the "receipts" (e-mail exchanges re said collusion) Written (undeniable) evidence + a confession usually work well for prosecutors. At that time, Trump's overall approval rating was 36% -- the lowest approval rating at the 6-month mark of any president in 70 years! More importantly, though, Graham, Cruz, Corker and Flake, (among others) had not yet removed their balls & handed them to Trump. Collins and Murkowski, (among others) still seemed honorable and committed to Country over party, come what may. Corrupt Trump sycophant Barr wasn't the Attorney General. Kavanaugh wasn't on the Supreme Court ... I believe he would have been convicted and kicked to the curb like he should've been. All the damage he has done to our country (& those of our closest allies) would have been avoided. Imagine.
@samchen9951 2 жыл бұрын
4:50 The kind elderly gentleman deserves so much credit. He entertained triumph, followed him around and was very kind and polite to him. What a champ.
@skapunkkid17 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a dog journalist, can I get a ride home on the roof of your car?" Glad I'm not the only person who remembers that
@dragonflower50 4 жыл бұрын
rusty shackleford I didn’t get it, I had to look it up. Oh my freaking God! Romney is a monster and Robert Smigel is a genius for bringing that up.
@christophercruz1513 4 жыл бұрын
@@dragonflower50 wat happen let me know
@slamg4618 3 жыл бұрын
@@christophercruz1513 Mitt Romney took a road trip with his family. For the duration of the time that they were on the road however, the Romney’s dog was kept in a crate on the roof of the car.
@michaeldeignan7922 Жыл бұрын
@@christophercruz1513 Mitt the multi millionaire with his dog in cage ,strapped on top of a station wagon,the story goe's I think
@abortretryfail9350 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, _"you're_ Fox... it's okay, I get it, I used to work for Cat Fancy for a while... ", that was cold! 😂😂
@elenachristian9860 4 жыл бұрын
That guy's face!
@Hexanitrobenzene 4 жыл бұрын
Could someone provide some context ?
@sandal_thong8631 2 жыл бұрын
A check's a check.
@surtu9221 4 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is that they didn't stage it, the security people seriously had to deal with a puppet dog changing costumes and returning to them with jokes XD
@hiilbillybackwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Are you that stupid? This is a green screen....Wow, the stupid is STRONG in you.
@aubonstudios4558 4 жыл бұрын
I work in the Capitol. The John Bolton bit was clearly real because that was right at the point where he would be going into the Senate. The other bit though at the long staircase with all the costumes was in a House office building. Shouldn't have been off limits so I feel like that was an actor.
@Gavmo1 4 жыл бұрын
@@hiilbillybackwoods exactly which part was green screen?
@driftwood9098 4 жыл бұрын
@@hiilbillybackwoods who cares anymore. I just want to laugh
@jamalcalypse 4 жыл бұрын
@@hiilbillybackwoods you think this is a green screen? it's public property, people do pranks in government buildings all the time, with due restraint of course. absolutely ridiculous, you must be a hardcore conspiracy theorist
@andrianadryan8911 4 жыл бұрын
A new presidential candidate. “He’s worth a 100 million dollars... or as Trump calls it, a billion dollars.”
@mybiasedopinions4793 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a former Iraq war creator" - John Bolton
@alexanderpanayi7212 3 жыл бұрын
"And current author of my new book The Room Where It Crappened."🤣
@couchpotato6270 4 жыл бұрын
“Anti-Semites for Steve King”. Triumph you hit the nail on the head.
@HisameArtwork 4 жыл бұрын
I thought he said Stephen King, and I was like, since when is he antisemitic?! Then after I googled I realized it's Steven King of Iowa...ty google for clearing that up.
@mindakahn9964 4 жыл бұрын
Bella Marie Best burn!!
@RabblesTheBinx 4 жыл бұрын
@@HisameArtwork yeah, I feel bad for the Stephen King who writes books, who is about as far from Steve King as is possible in the U.S. (both philosophically and geographocally)
@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын
@@RabblesTheBinx Amen to that! Stephen King is a genius! Meanwhile, Steve King is just another person with a similar first name and same last name. I just hope they're not cousins, otherwise, I'd feel sorry for Stephen every time he attends a King family reunion.
@cisco8650 4 жыл бұрын
If only that briefcase was large enough to fit all the spines needed for the Republicans.
@Mitsubishilover04 4 жыл бұрын
"Your my favorite henchman." Lol
@d00ks 4 жыл бұрын
Mitsubishilover04 you’re*
@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын
@@d00ks"... an a$$hole"
@readingfromthelowerechelon1487 4 жыл бұрын
@Emma XTC well find it
@SouihliAhmed 4 жыл бұрын
"It's alright. I get it. I used to write for Cat Fancy for a while" DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUMMMM!!!
@sentientarugula2884 3 жыл бұрын
Truman Show moment
@jasonbitten7222 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part too S Ahmed😆😅😆🤣🤣🤣
@tammyb885 Жыл бұрын
God I love Triumph. 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank God for him and his humor. Robert Smigel you are my hero. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@punkressph1 4 жыл бұрын
"Smell his mustache" I died 😂😂😂
@Annie-zd6rn 4 жыл бұрын
"MITCH come out, just poke your head out of your shell, I have lettuce."🤣
@natwoode1798 4 жыл бұрын
Annie 😂😂
@AzureStarline 4 жыл бұрын
I have been repeating this for the last month
@alexanderpanayi7212 3 жыл бұрын
"Office/Terrarium."🤣
@Ceaseroni 4 жыл бұрын
"...for me to poop on!" gets me every single time! That last one I simultaneously knew it was coming and did not expect it. I had to restrain myself from laughing out loud in class!
@ErykaSoleil 4 жыл бұрын
I had not realized how much I'd missed having Triumph in my life. 🤣🤣🤣 So many gems here!
@hammun6 4 жыл бұрын
Props to the first security guy. Didn't mind showing his face and kept it straight for the duration.
@MareShoop 4 жыл бұрын
Murilo Melo he broke at the last millisecond, nobody ordered pizzas 😂
@PogueMahone1 4 жыл бұрын
@@MareShoop Still, dude...balls of IRON! Fookin' Queen's Guardsman in a Perry Ellis suit!
@RobMacKendrick 3 жыл бұрын
He's truly Cop of the Year. He did all of his job, but no more. If I knew his name I would seriously send him fanmail.
@TheVCRTimeMachine 8 ай бұрын
He’s an actor
@anonymbigfox 4 жыл бұрын
" Lindsey Graham, why would you change everything about yourself and keep that haircut ? "
@cheraylucas 4 жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@kimclarke9745 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMadmacs 4 жыл бұрын
aaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@NicholasHobbs 4 жыл бұрын
Had me loling lol
@wassilykandinsky4616 4 жыл бұрын
Lindsey isn't aware of his hair cut because he isn't able to look into the mirror anymore.
@ryanwilkerson4967 Жыл бұрын
Triumph makes me laugh to tears in every single bit.
@emperorzarkov 4 жыл бұрын
That security guard was such a good sport.
@franciscovarela7127 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t know how the guards kept stone face. “I have lettuce.” brilliant!
@michaelzl6674 4 жыл бұрын
"Ok we're comming to ahhh.. senator Michael B Enzi of Wyoming... " "And we're moving on" 😂😂😂
@thepalerider9635 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Wyoming I hope we can say the same thing very soon
@MetalSStar196 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Lochlann Nothing like a good roast of a nobody politician on the Republican side. That said, there are nobody politicians on the Democratic side as well. It's pretty funny, that.
@tjk3430 4 жыл бұрын
@@MetalSStar196 4me2💩on!
@BATtitudeofficial 4 жыл бұрын
Thank God they brought Triumph Back.
@vibradiant 4 жыл бұрын
Finally Googled Triumph and learned his maker, the remarkable Robert Smigel, was the SNL writer behind the infamous Star Trek convention skit with Shatner telling attendees to get a life and move out of their parents' basements. It's like discovering the mind behind sliced bread also invented the wheel.
@dianeridley9804 4 жыл бұрын
He also created The Ambiguously Gay Duo
@dianeridley9804 4 жыл бұрын
He also created The Ambiguously Gay Duo
@phriedokra6158 Жыл бұрын
Of Ace and Gary Snl fame...the Ambiguously Gay Duo of the 90s
@bhaine13 4 жыл бұрын
"Many Republicans have complained about the length of these hearings and having to sit in the chamber for so many hours without having a spine to support them"😂🤣😂
@briteinnocence 4 жыл бұрын
Al B That was beautiful 😂😂😂😂
@keithhakanson6520 4 жыл бұрын
No, Republicans complained, because it took the Dems 3 days to say, what they could have said in 30 minutes. They just keep repeating their same rhetoric over and over. "The facts are undisputed" (actually they were VERY undisputed) and "The President isn't above the law" (Neither are the house Democrats.)
@Heimdal001 4 жыл бұрын
@@keithhakanson6520 I agree! But when you're talking to slow people or liars, you need to take it really slowly, because excess time gives their brains time to understand... or can encourage them to crack to their conscience. The big line in the sand, that the GOP effectively hides behind against the Dems' arguments, is that 'Trump didn't mean what he said'. Is anybody stupid enough to believe that? Should it even matter what he means, if he cannot control his mouth when he ought to? Is POTUS a kindergarten position now? Of course, there's a really high bar for impeachment, and efforts to remove a political opponent is definitely not big enough to qualify for impeachment from an oligarchy. If someone was previously impeached for something less relevant to the job, like getting a blowjob in the office, I could see that lowering the bar dramatically... But that's never happened.
@snakers716 4 жыл бұрын
@@Heimdal001 "Is anyone stupid enough to believe that." Yes.. There are too many people that are stupid enough to believe that. That's why Trump is our president, because there are some really dumb people out there.
@jamesb6500 4 жыл бұрын
The spine I call into question is the Democratic party spine that was replaced with socialistic gal and petrified bile.
@napoleonibonaparte7198 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph needs to be awarded a Medal of Honour for braving the bullshite GOP “firewall” and ask the real questions
@johno7617 4 жыл бұрын
Napoleon I Bonaparte VOTE Blue!!
@ToddHowar.d 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m John Bolton’s dog, see here, here’s the real John Bolton.” I died
@thangnguyen02 3 жыл бұрын
didn't see that coming at all.. funny AF
@davidabramov607 2 жыл бұрын
Was that actually John Bolton?
@ronelz999 Жыл бұрын
@@davidabramov607 Im actually wondering this myself was that the real one?
@davidabramov607 Жыл бұрын
@@ronelz999 it wasn’t. I googled it, the John Bolton in the video is a professional John Bolton impersonator. A hella uncanny one.
@wolfsongmoondancer1428 4 жыл бұрын
"Look, I've got Adaroll, in regular and presidential strength". This rottie is killing it! lol. 😂
@deadfreightwest5956 4 жыл бұрын
"Senator Graham! Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie "Cats" alone?!"
@MaxHoward7473 4 жыл бұрын
Dead Freight West he’s a good ole sweet southern queen 👸
@oOKitty86Oo 4 жыл бұрын
I loud laughed at that XD
@TheTrimed1 4 жыл бұрын
He's still at the top of his game. He needs to sit down and write a sitcom with the Michael Schur.
@Camboge 4 жыл бұрын
Dead Freight West maybe he will come out of the closet some day
@yoj312 3 жыл бұрын
Finally I found someone who commented this one
@Harold075 4 жыл бұрын
"Extra garlic to protect senators for Rudy Giuliani" :D
@mariannegreig3067 4 жыл бұрын
laughed the hardest at that one....
@xadam2dudex 4 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit that was a good zinger
@ZobethC 4 жыл бұрын
NOSFERATU 🧛♂️
@OrionoftheStar 4 жыл бұрын
I'd be more worried about Stephen Miller.
@teresataylor2301 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@karenpiotte90 4 жыл бұрын
"I have lettuce!" Omg I had tears running down my face!
@robertryan399 Жыл бұрын
free triumph!
@robertsnyder1890 4 жыл бұрын
will lie for rubles sign behind graham was the best.
@couchpotato6270 4 жыл бұрын
robert snyder I loved that part the best.
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay in time for elections?
@ashleeknowlton5805 4 жыл бұрын
The house member who helped out is my new favorite person. IDC who he is I would vote for him.
@j.criquette3334 4 жыл бұрын
That was real democracy in action, right?
@EdDunkle 4 жыл бұрын
Brad Sherman. He's okay but he hates Bitcoin, so I have to downvote him.
@beatz04 4 жыл бұрын
That's the problem with you people. You vote based on irrationalities, because you think someone has humour, is likeable, looks good or whatever else instead of voting because you agree with their political stance.
@mrxxbrian Жыл бұрын
FREE TRIUMPH!!
@chompachangas 4 жыл бұрын
The guard did a really good job trying to look annoyed, but I see that he wanted to crack a smile very badly.
@dfuher968 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph is awesome as always - but also big kudos to that security guard for actually keeping a straight face through all of Triumph's antics 🤣🤣🤣
@rodchristian1363 4 жыл бұрын
Poor bloke was struggling for a bit not to crack up .
@tdsil 4 жыл бұрын
Fairly certain those are “guards”
@android12921 4 жыл бұрын
He managed to say no one ordered pizza!!
@tommyt1971 Жыл бұрын
Training.
@AJHyoton Жыл бұрын
Buckingham Palace guards ain't got shit on us!! USA! USA! USA!
@marcy2443 4 жыл бұрын
“Why would you change everything about yourself but keep that haircut?” 😭😭😂
@karasprouse595 4 жыл бұрын
i loved the part about. why do you look like every guy that saw cats alone. But then he can not help it linsey gram is an inbred from south carolina he is weak and not a very intelligent person.
@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын
I liked better: "You look like every guy who saw the movie CATS alone."
@Qronis220 4 жыл бұрын
💀
@PogueMahone1 4 жыл бұрын
@@karasprouse595 That joke was about femme gay men, dear. Lindsey's actually very smart -- one must be to equivocate and prevaricate as fluidly he does. But he's not very wise or introspective. As to strength (or lack thereof), the best analogy I've seen so far is: "The sagging roof of [Graham's] soul/psyche is supported by a sheet of garden trellis girdled in a roll of flammable yellow 'Polly-Esther' chiffon."
@karasprouse595 4 жыл бұрын
@@PogueMahone1 no he is not. If he was he woul;d has seen what i wrote him and reacted quickly knowing that name is a SC billionaire's oldest telling him to get rid of the fool.
@jessicad4364 4 жыл бұрын
“Ok we’re coming to senator Michael B. Enzi of Wyoming and we’re moving on” my thoughts exactly 😹
@hppyB 4 жыл бұрын
Security guard almost broke character, gold medal he can maintain a straight face while talking to the dog and not the man behind the dog XDD
@Paulosucks 4 жыл бұрын
i laughed, i giggled, i chuckled, i scoffed, i guffawed and i want more.
@BeeWhistler 4 жыл бұрын
Warning: Do not watch when recovering from oral surgery. Ow, the stitches... The stunningly rendered copy of The Room Where It Crappened is what really broke me...
@akilasmith6063 4 жыл бұрын
That congressman was such a good sport. Feel better.
@couchpotato6270 4 жыл бұрын
Bee Whistler get well soon. Laughter is all we have right now until November 3. VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO. 👍🏼
@darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 жыл бұрын
Bee Whistler feel better soon!
@tankgirlspetdragon9225 4 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel better soon.🖤
@chattycathy8089 4 жыл бұрын
Get better soon!!
@timdaugherty4014 Жыл бұрын
...And they walked away in handcuffs before Trump? PRICELESS!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@factsoverpolitics 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm here to report on the very important waste of time going on. " lol so true.
@DannyKlimt 4 жыл бұрын
I think Robert Smigel should get more credit ... He's a genius
@j.criquette3334 4 жыл бұрын
Not just genius. Nerves of steel.
@canogaparque818 4 жыл бұрын
Is that triumphs owner?
@DannyKlimt 4 жыл бұрын
@@canogaparque818 Yes. He was a writer on SNL and then Conan's first head writer
@full-metal_jacob5858 4 жыл бұрын
@@j.criquette3334 I wonder how many times he's been detained doing this.
@shannonmullis9916 4 жыл бұрын
I miss TV Funhouse on SNL he's pure genius
@rheap129 4 жыл бұрын
The puppetwork is just amazing here...and Smigel did a good job with Triumph too.
@SeanHenderson Жыл бұрын
That's my dog, Triumph you're a nutless genius!
@Fabian080690 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Smigel simply makes the world a better place. I live for Triumph political remotes
@russellcampbell9198 4 жыл бұрын
This is f%$#ing hilarious. Brilliantly hilarious.
@davidcastillo1340 4 жыл бұрын
Did you just censor yourself?
@vdiitd 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that you guys can even do this, is amazing to me. In my country you would be in great trouble if you tried that.
@ushoys 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but pretty soon we'll be like Russia too. We're already halfway there
@nobragjustfact6107 4 жыл бұрын
what country?
@tyrapp262 2 жыл бұрын
@Wildlife Warrior Yeah we all saw it January 6.
@ashleymarie7452 Жыл бұрын
What part of Texas do you live in?
@russell2952 9 ай бұрын
I heard that in Fred Armisen's voice. "Right to jail. Right away."
@jennymck7320 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph almost had that security guard. A faint smile I think. 😹😹😹😹😹
@kray97 4 жыл бұрын
"You're Fox????......a checks a check, I guess" - to black Fox camera guy.
@XTRABIG 3 жыл бұрын
I went to HS with him ... Crazy
@VBickfordCreative 4 жыл бұрын
"office /terrarium".. Rolling with laughter over here
@sandal_thong8631 2 жыл бұрын
Had to look up terrarium; thought it might be a hyperbaric chamber.
@emma_de_dilemma 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, props to the people behind Triumph, because they probably get in a lot of trouble
@riverraisin1 4 жыл бұрын
The great thing is that when one person gets kicked out they hand the puppet to someone else and they get a turn with it. Triumph never gets kicked out.
@emma_de_dilemma 4 жыл бұрын
@@riverraisin1 Oh, that is amazing, genuinely. I'm guessing they do voice overs afterwards then?
@eekus1494 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Smigel is both the puppeteer and voice of Triumph.
@hiratiomasterson4009 4 жыл бұрын
From what I have heard just about everyone has decided it is best not to take any further action with Triumph and his team beyond the bare minimum that is needed to contain any potential situation where they immediately are - and that comes from both lawyers and PR specialists. If something should escalate to an altercation or anything that results in charges / legal action, it would look comical for the party opposing Triumph ("Geez, you can't handle a puppet?" "You are wasting the courts/police time" "This would be a PR field day for Triumph & Co." "Where's your sense of humour you idiots!" etc). Sure, if Triumph and Co. were to do something silly that seriously jeopardised public safety then that could change things, but they are smarter than that, they know the limits, those limits are greater than what the general public can get away with...so Go Triumph! :D
@dianeridley9804 4 жыл бұрын
But they keep doing it. First Amendment 1, stuffy annoying hypocrites who prefer the second amendment, 0
@cigoramos1971 2 жыл бұрын
Triumph is the BEST! ❤️✊❤️
@aspen6290 4 жыл бұрын
“Just poke your head out of your shell! I have lettuce!” 😂😂😂 So glad I am working remote today. I laughed so hard... I’ll be thinking of this from now on whenever I feed our Sulcata tortoise lettuce. LOL!
@aspen6290 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow! Did I offend you??? All I was pointing out is that I’m going to be thinking of this part of the skit every time I feed the tortoise. Nothing more. But you can’t deny it - McConnell looks exactly like one! Just google McConnell vs tortoise!
@randybell101190 4 жыл бұрын
I havent laughed that hard in a while
@chriscripplercruz1833 4 жыл бұрын
Me either not since his Hulu election special
@kimclarke9745 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching at 6 in the morning and am dying laughing. One of the best....
@lla788 4 жыл бұрын
Me either Hilarious!
@pitchfolkmedia916 4 жыл бұрын
"Truth to power" comedy is irresistible. As foundational as the court jester to the king... classic!
@elizalopez5747 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@lostboy583 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody get that dog and medal! I want a T-shirt with him holding up the sign behind Lindsey Graham. that was fanF***ingtastic !!
@alexanderpanayi7212 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi I have a 1:00 with Mr. Dershowitz I'm his personal masseuse therapist with Olga."ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@batgurrl 4 жыл бұрын
The security guy needs an award. Greatest poker face ever.
@deniseboldea1624 4 жыл бұрын
Brad Sherman has a sense of humor. He was grinning all the while Triumph was doing his bit with the guard. I was absolutely rolling when he was making all the Turtle Jokes outside of McConnell's office.
@AChickAndADuck 4 жыл бұрын
“I have lettuce!”
@slamg4618 4 жыл бұрын
McConnell should just stay inside his terrarium. I seriously hope he heard those
@RCsFinest 3 жыл бұрын
Even funnier now
@cooltoad7828 2 жыл бұрын
i don't get the turtle jokes. could you please explain?
@deniseboldea1624 2 жыл бұрын
@@RCsFinest If you take a hard look at Moscow Mitch, he looks quite a bit like a turtle, particularly if you look at old Warner Bros cartoons.
@AFishBicycle 4 жыл бұрын
“Lindsey Graham! Another question! Why do you look like every guy who saw the movie Cats alone?!”
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
at 8:18 can we get a poster of bootlick Lindsay in time for elections?
@peterg5383 4 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard i literally almost threw up XD
@iworshiplemons Жыл бұрын
This right here is the top quality journalism I have come to expect from your show. A+ no notes.
@My-Pal-Hal 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh.... The Garlic made, Security Man wake up,... And SMILE 😂 😂👌 ...that's gonna piss off rudy 😜...
@user-pk8rg1zl1c 4 жыл бұрын
Office/terrarium Come out of your shell Mitch 😂😂😂😂
@amandahuginkiss8561 4 жыл бұрын
Miss Graham was having none of that!
@MarkGuinn59 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, Triumph the worlds best insult comic now a Journalist extraordinaire hounding out the facts for the Colbert Late Night News. Fantastic!
@Dan-qt7kq Жыл бұрын
Funniest was ”Len you going to do some hunching”. Nope take that back, “smell his moustache”
@anksas 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph vs Trump!
@sefman5851 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, put a chest on.
@anksas 4 жыл бұрын
@@sefman5851 too sexy for the internet..lol!
@gamepapa1211 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph 2020
@sefman5851 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, i like your style.
@tracer740 4 жыл бұрын
@@gamepapa1211- ... in which Federal prison?
@douglaslowe5 4 жыл бұрын
More Triumph please! He should have asked Miss Lindsay what he thinks McCain would think of him now.
@florianadolf2256 3 жыл бұрын
"... You're with FOX?? Well, a cheque is a cheque - I used to write for 'Cat Fancy' for a while..." --> *COMPLETELY* underraded dog joke☝️
@AChickAndADuck 4 жыл бұрын
The investigative journalist we need!
@imnotmike 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, I can't believe he got John Bolton to go along with that. "It's really me. Pull my mustache!"
@simpsonman956 4 жыл бұрын
I'm like 92% sure that wasn't really John Bolton
@serious7179 4 жыл бұрын
Ummm....it wasn't Bolton... it was a good imitation though
@ehrmahgerd5641 3 жыл бұрын
That's some dude, who is at least 30 years younger than John Bolton, wearing a lot of makeup.
@rumpvirus7393 Жыл бұрын
It coulda beena looka likea... ... toilet bowl brush. HeY... whatza matta fo yu ?
@tommyt1971 Жыл бұрын
Bolton's probably a Triumph fan.
@Panda_Roll 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you look like every guy that saw the movie Cats alone? So depressed and in desperate need of a shower?
@Happy-uy5wc 4 жыл бұрын
Dogs are one of the most honest animals in the world. I think that they are right up there with horses, horses are very honest too.
@gregalc2713 4 жыл бұрын
You are the BEST Mr. Stephen Colbert.
@dakotaearls123 4 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold
@TrishTruitt 4 жыл бұрын
"The room where it crappened" LOL. & 'Will lie for Rubles" Good one! - After this I think I'd vote for Triumph before I'd vote for Trump.
@gregoryambres1897 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph AND Stephen Colbert?! What a team! They could rule the WORLD 🤣
@hiramgutierrezzamorajr5018 7 ай бұрын
My God 😂🤣😂 I really LMAO, especially when he keeped changing costumes 😂🤣😂 That was too funny...!!!
@SssS9372 4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you want Stephen to make a Triumph sketch every week for the entire 2020 election!
@ToniGlick 4 жыл бұрын
Most accurate reporting of a toothless impeachment ever.
@WorldReserveCurrency 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Just the respect capitol hill deserves.
@SayYoJ 2 жыл бұрын
"WILL LIE FOR RUBLES" I’m in SHAMBLES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pkunkbwok 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite part is how the puppeteer isn't even pretending the arm is connected anymore
@raywilliams5352 4 жыл бұрын
That Secret Service guy could give the Queens Guard a run for their money. I would've died lol.
@billybrindier6509 Жыл бұрын
I've always loved Triumph!! 🤣😂
@bennyshambles 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph is my favorite journalist. Thank you!
@fairdinkum977 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you stephen! Triumph lives and rules again!
@jeff7775 4 жыл бұрын
“Mitch! Come out of your office/terrarium!” 😂
@kaiberberich1 4 жыл бұрын
Hats off to the security guy !! - I don't think I would have been able to resist punching the handpuppet !!
@ThaNarc 2 жыл бұрын
Omg that guard was trying so hard not to laugh
@mvvpro8688 4 жыл бұрын
Raising the Senate's standards with poop jokes.
@elbarjones4812 4 жыл бұрын
They definitely Stunk up their integrity by signing oaths of fairness & impartiality prior to the trial!
@GeraldHarris-cf2zh 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@luauleialoha9645 4 жыл бұрын
We Love you Triumph! Asking the tough questions, and looking sharp, as usual. #StephenColbert Triumph needs to have his own regular segment for this 2020 election year ! Please!! #MoreTriumph #TriumphOnTheLateShow
@lvldarwin 3 жыл бұрын
God bless you Triumph.
@adamsinger123 4 жыл бұрын
Triumph XD deserves a friggin TROPHY, for this segment / the *Lifetime-Achievement-in-Chutzpah Award!*
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