True Facts: Proboscis Monkey
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Research cited:
Dixson A, F: Copulatory and Postcopulatory Sexual Selection in Primates. Folia Primatol 2018;89:258-286. doi: 10.1159/000488105
Lucia F. Jacobs, Basil el Jundi, Almut Kelber, Barbara Webb; The navigational nose: a new hypothesis for the function of the human external pyramid. J Exp Biol 6 February 2019; 222 (Suppl_1): jeb186924. doi: doi.org/10.1242/jeb.186924
Nishimura T, Mori F, Hanida S, Kumahata K, Ishikawa S, Samarat K, et al. (2016) Impaired Air Conditioning within the Nasal Cavity in Flat-Faced Homo. PLoS Comput Biol 12(3): e1004807. doi:10.1371/journal.pcbi.1004807
Ikegaya, H., Suzuki, M., Kondou, H. et al. Nose size indicates maximum penile length. Basic Clin. Androl. 31, 3 (2021). doi.org/10.1186/s12610-021-00...
Hiroki Koda, Tadahiro Murai, Augustine Tuuga, Benoit Goossens, Senthilvel K.S.S. Nathan, Danica J. Stark, Diana A. R. Ramirez, John C. M. Sha, Ismon Osman, Rosa Sipangkui, Satoru Seino, Ikki Matsuda (2018) Nasalization by Nasalis larvatus: Larger noses audiovisually advertise conspecifics in proboscis monkeys.
Science Advances 4(2): eaaq0250. doi:10.1126/sciadv.aaq0250
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_"True Facts is not for children, nor is it for adults who don't act like children."_ Best warning I've seen.
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Why is that so funny Xd
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It's a good thing Frank left Buzzfeed then.
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I was packing a bong when that went by so I had to rewind and pause. That is what got me to sub after seeing the last video.
@zethwigle93 Жыл бұрын
Another golden one, man. You've kept me laughing at some bad moments. Please don't stop making these. I got my mother laughing hysterically, even though I couldn't explain a third of the jokes to her. She still loves your stuff. I just choose not to offend her moral sensibilities. This means that you can still deliver amazing sh*t to those types of people, without them getting the hidden jokes. Seriously, good work, man
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@kailithium 2 жыл бұрын
“A bit like a donkey swallowed a dial up modem” that’s EXACTLY what they sound like. There’s no better description.
@keenanevans7888 2 жыл бұрын
7:15 for reference
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That sound had so many emotions. The excitement to be moments away from the internet (Nick Jr, Yahoo! Chat, Runescape, Albino Black Sheep). The frustration when picking up the phone to call a friend. The anguish when you hear the yell from the other room that someone else needs the line.
@diaflux 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious too.
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@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын
@@keenanevans7888 7:18 more accurate
@siddharthsinha9300 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that apart from all the other jokes, noone appreciates Zefrank's skill with wordplay and grammatical humour: "Refuted - not just futed, they futed it again!" That one made me crack up!
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How do you know no one else appreciates it?
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I'm sure there are quite a few of us that have been appreciating Ze's skill with wordplay and grammatical humour for many years.
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@@jho2646 Because I didn't find anyone saying anything about it here in the comments section.
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@@siddharthsinha9300 butt it doesn't mean u are the smartest guy in the room oh c'mon
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@@v3le My dear, I wasn't trying to be the smartest guy in the room, and I'm not. I was simply trying to point out something clever because I didn't everyone else to miss it.
@hyrenaj2888 Жыл бұрын
"but fighting is a real bummer" is such a gem, like a diamond.
@conmara6492 2 жыл бұрын
When I lived in Brunei as a kid, I'd often see Proboscis Monkeys while on safari through the mangroves, but the funnier story comes from when I visited a zoo in Malaysia. Essentially, i brought a toy jaguar with me as I wandered around the place, and when I got to the Proboscis Monkey enclosure and propped myself up on the viewing platform, they caught sight of the jaguar and quite literally went ape shit, the males roaring and flopping their red chillies towards the jaguars direction. In hindsight, probably wasn't that funny for them, but its hard to take them seriously when they were doing that.
@sil_mang 2 жыл бұрын
Red chilies 🤣
@joshualawrence2963 2 жыл бұрын
Gosh, I kinda want to piss off a Proboscis monkey now, that sounds hilarious
@samiam619 2 жыл бұрын
Do you have any idea where that Proboscis Monkey statue is?
@adroitws1367 2 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 probably indonesia? borneo maybe?
@sweetmissirish 2 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 Google it... I thought at one point he said Italy but I'm not sure
@thefinalkayakboss 2 жыл бұрын
"It sounds a bit like a donkey swallowed a dialup modem" I was not prepared for how accurate that description proved.
@geigertec5921 2 жыл бұрын
Zoomers didn't get the joke bc born after dialup already ended
@sweetlyte 2 жыл бұрын
I read your comment at the exact moment he said it and then hear it. I busted out laughing.
@abyssstrider2547 2 жыл бұрын
@@geigertec5921 Except i do.
2 жыл бұрын
No one ever is...
@Ezekiel_Allium 2 жыл бұрын
@@geigertec5921 you're right, after dial up ended the sound simply phased from existence and human memory, any surviving files were corrupted or cognito-blocked from perception. It certainly isnt the default sound for tech or brain issues after all, that'd be silly. Millenials on the internet and defining large amounts of internet culture? Unheard of I tell you
@MrSnort 2 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact: These monkeys have a very distant relative living deep under the sea. This relative a squid with a very similar nose. This squid has an aggressive nature as it has to be neighbor with a sea sponge who keeps bothering him for no other reason than to satisfy his own amusement, as well as a starfish who is dumber than a lobotimized clam and the very rock he's living under.
@datkhornedog899 Жыл бұрын
Mr Squidward.
@brendansunra Жыл бұрын
Clams are stupid.
@kindlin Жыл бұрын
It took me a second, but I got there before the end.
@paulaodom4153 Жыл бұрын
@Dat Khornedog who else but squuidward!! Luv it, thank U
@perryarthur1415 8 ай бұрын
😂
@kiwihame Жыл бұрын
This was one of the most hilarious installments, in a series of hilarious installments. Thanks Ze, you're brilliant.
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Not even the first time he's said that, I believe haha
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I think it's half the fun. Being surprised by a new Zefrank vid. Also, I wouldn't want him to compromise the quality of his vids for more quantity.
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@TippyHippy 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out
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This comment is so raw that its still finding Nemo
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I’ve always loved Zefrank’s humor so much, because it’s like a Nat Geo documentary where the narrator can say LITERALLY anything without being fired while still sounding so professional. I don’t know how to better describe it, it’s just so damn funny to me with the way he talks
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@@GippyHappy how did I not notice I did that?
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@@ALaughingWolf2188 It's okay, I do the same thing
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“sexual selection, which is the corner of evolution where all the weird shit happens” 😆 It so true.
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"Donkey swallowed a dial-up modem" might be the most descriptive phrase anyone has ever uttered
@Masterman2020 2 жыл бұрын
it was accurate too
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that's exactly what it sounds like is the best part lol
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You should check out Casual Geographic, he has great/creative/accurate descriptive phrases as well
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"He (Arthur Dent) gasped in terror at what sounded like a man trying to gargle while holding off a pack of wolves."
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Everyone could take it from Zefrank in terms of pairing professionalism with comedic honesty. I wish the world was more like this, making sure you're being true to the science of things and the facts but pairing it with the inappropriate humor that most people are thinking but hold back on saying aloud due to fear of being judged or looked at as unprofessional or something super serious. Thank you Zefrank, I've been here since teddy's operation, and literally stop what I'm in the middle of doing to watch these additions to the collection.
@Rundalla Жыл бұрын
The last bit about the statue had me on the floor, and earned you a sub! love the information and the way you present it!
@lisaurian7487 2 жыл бұрын
Ze: "Go ahead Jerry." Jerry: "FINALLY! MY TIME TO SHINE!"
@WhitneyDahlin Жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity...... What religion does this monkey follow? Is it a certain religious ethnic group known for large noses? The satanists. The monkey is a satanist isn't it. I'm just saying what everyone is thinking
@nikks_2365 Жыл бұрын
1k likes and no replies IM GON CANGE THAT
@WhitneyDahlin Жыл бұрын
@@nikks_2365 your reply is under mine?
@nikks_2365 Жыл бұрын
@@WhitneyDahlin yes
@BinglesP 11 ай бұрын
So many episodes of Jerry being told what *not* to do, it's about time he got to pop off!
@chrisbj4038 2 жыл бұрын
My husband is a zoologist whose speciality is the Asian colobines. He was very impressed by the level of research in this video. So was I, but more impressed by the humour, which as usual, had me in fits of giggles. Thank you for educating and amusing in equal measure, Mr Frank. Long may you rain (your wonderful videos) over us!
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It reminds me of tRump.
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*reign
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@@MarcSolomonScheimann or possibly rain is exactly what they meant. I mean fan of Ze Frank...
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@@MarcSolomonScheimann I think you missed the joke.
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I'm so happy to see you uploading videos again!
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These videos are some of my favorites on the topic of wildlife on KZfaq. Great job, as always . 👏 👏 👏
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It really is tho. I bought it as soon as he said that.
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@@beahgg something else that costs 14.99, pay attention
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If it's not already in the works I hope somebody gives this man his own full length documentary someday. I'd kill for a Planet Earth level production narrated by zefrank
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David Attenborough won't live forever, so might as well.
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@@AloisAgos Suggesting that Sir David Attenborough isn't immortal, just like the Queen? HERESY
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@@AloisAgos reported for hate speech, child abuse, and harassment. /s
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If Attenborough passed, they would find a way to deep fake his voice in lieu of the obvious replacement... Zefrank.
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hear! hear!
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You have the special touch that makes these documentaries so interesting...thank you, I am signing up on Curiosity Stream for more.
@firstnamelastname3468 2 жыл бұрын
8:12 the "elegant cocktail party erection" comment had me roaring with laughter,,, the fact that we carry all these weird adaptations for the simple fact that women have made sexual selection choices, maybe quite arbitrarily, over millions of years just makes me laugh (and cry a little.)😭🤔🙃 Z Frank YOU ARE FUNNY SIR,,, WELL DONE ✔️✔️✔️
@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын
Incel
@suekim1147 9 ай бұрын
To think, my friend had to have breast reduction surgeries because men have simply collectively decided "bigger" "no... BIGGER" is better 😂
@spicyseliph 8 ай бұрын
God forbid women do anything. You blamed the expulsion from Eden on us, you blame natural selection on us, what’s next? The Ukrainian conflict started because of slutty catfights?
@JubioHDX 7 ай бұрын
@@suekim1147 thats a very human thing too, i may be wrong but i think humans are the only mammals where the females have permanent breasts, human men really do like looking at em lol
@faizfadilah2746 2 жыл бұрын
In local terms the proboscis monkeys are also known as “orang belanda” which roughly translates to “Dutchman”. Fun facts.
@ANTSEMUT1 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit another Malaysian beat me to this fact.
@kayland.5724 2 жыл бұрын
I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks they look like grumpy old men
@bobbyofbrunei2023 2 жыл бұрын
Sshhh... dont give that away... 🙈🙉🙊
@lillystern Жыл бұрын
As a dutch person i can clearly see the resemblances
@jho2646 Жыл бұрын
Probably related to what Indonesians thought of their past colonizers.
@merskyman2449 2 жыл бұрын
Every time he posts my day instantly gets better
@TheeCannabisconnoisseur 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mohammadmiruka4963 2 жыл бұрын
You must be having very many bad days😂😂
@SonKunSama 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear you're having a better day once every half a year
@AngryKittens 2 жыл бұрын
I read that as: "Every time he posts my dad instantly gets better"
@danasandoval624 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!!!
@dshepherd107 2 жыл бұрын
It’s the fantastic comedy bits coupled w/ all the science hippie (😄) facts that make this so brilliant. My gut hurts from laughing. - Retired research 🌱 🧬 biologist 👋
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 жыл бұрын
We need True Facts episodes for Horseshoe crabs, and for turtles of various kinds. I'd like either 1 video that covers many different kinds of turtles ranging from Matamata, Alligator snappers, & Spiny Softshell turtles, to Galapagos & speckled Padloper tortoises. They're a very interesting reptilian. Also, fun fact: all tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.
@anumey1 2 жыл бұрын
Not only is it hilarious to watch those Sakabula birds fly like unfortunately winged dipshits, but the commentary of calling them floppy trash bags. My god, ZeFrank1. You make my day.
@mayteexxis 2 жыл бұрын
That had me burst out laughing
@jaketheberge1970 2 жыл бұрын
Zefrank: "I'm not gonna talk about the erections". Me: "I don't believe you". Zefrank: "Yet". Me: "There it is".
@sweetsnejinka9411 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making such good work over n over
@eyelessnevermore 6 ай бұрын
Ze, you make me cry with laughter with each video. I love you, man.
@chrisandrews6185 2 жыл бұрын
"Profound Nasality" is now my new favorite term for big-ass nose.
@minimini550 2 жыл бұрын
“In nerd the proboscis monkey is called Nasalis larvatus”. Nerd. That’s a new one. Duolingo, here I come 🦉
@TippyHippy 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out
@bakedpotato8756 2 жыл бұрын
@@TippyHippy as long as you aren't getting your white stuff from some homeless guy who said you have to close your eyes and suck it out of a hose.
@briannamontgomery9763 2 жыл бұрын
Love these facts, they got me through my zoology degree 10 years ago, so glad you're still doing them!
@alama77 2 жыл бұрын
Love zefrank! Informative and hilarious. Thank you So much 😂
@ChestyVonF 2 жыл бұрын
That statue is INCREDIBLE. The projectile vomit in particular.
@thegoose8663 2 жыл бұрын
And they gave that monkey the most disgusted face possible. Like he is unsure what's happening and wants it to stop xD
@Hirundo-demersalis 2 жыл бұрын
Proboscis monkey used Water Gun! It’s super effective!
@bluewren65 2 жыл бұрын
INSPIRED design!
@rotua98 2 жыл бұрын
I live in Banjarbaru now, next to Banjarmasin where this statue at Past that statue hundreds of time, it close to traditional market, and just realise that FRUIT, and how it used to cover the penis hahahaha
@Irrazzo 2 жыл бұрын
One question about the extremely snub-nosed monkeys: What do they do when it rains? Short Google answer: Apparently some species hide their face between their knees when it rains, locals say (see Rhinopithecus strykeri), or they have to sneeze.
@kennethsandy4741 2 жыл бұрын
Sneeze a lot
@bullymaguire8414 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is so overcooked that even Bear Grylls wouldn`t eat it
@kennethsandy4741 2 жыл бұрын
An honor to hear your thoughts, try the soup @ The Last Chance Saloon in the mild west of Chicago
@sometimessnarky1642 2 жыл бұрын
My answer would have been... They don't look up or they drown.
@josephthomas2226 Жыл бұрын
This was great! I learned and was entertained! First time I have heard of zefrank but will look for more!
@marshalllenhart7923 2 жыл бұрын
2:43 Yes. If you ever see a strange feature on an animal, good chance its there because the females dig it.
@jeremiaas15 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the Polish internet the proboscis monkey is used as a symbol of middle-aged lower working class men. I mean, just look at those monkeys, it's obvious their only hobbies are watching soccer games from the 70s (when the national team was still quite good), drinking cheap beer and not-washing their brand new German cars (of the 1992 vintage), and their greatest enemy is the neighbour who recently bought himself a 1993 Opel Astra (he must have been stealing from his work place, no way he'd be able to afford such a factory-fresh car otherwise!).
@3tytty 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah thats just great
@noodlebrains2689 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha yeah look at those idiots driving the economy with their cheap labour lol they're so exploited and they probably only put up with it to support the people they love! That's so cringe! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aestevalis0 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, you're not wrong but change a few words & you could be talking about just about anyone. Upper-Class Twit Of The Year-type material.
@jeremiaas15 2 жыл бұрын
@@noodlebrains2689 I see what you're getting at, but this is Europe, lower working class doesn't work, they live off social provisions. we call them that because it'd be too rude to refer to them in a more accurate manner.
@nightflake6721 2 жыл бұрын
We call that monkey Janusz and his wife Grażyna.
@MrShoward73 2 жыл бұрын
Zefrank believes in quality over quantity, and I’m 100% on board with that.
@davidbycroft 2 жыл бұрын
good sir... I think you mean you're 'on Bjæürd with that' Sorry, that was bad but i ain't apologizing. :D
@meredithgrubb7027 2 жыл бұрын
These videos r so well done. Laughing really does help when learning.
@Eveonthehill 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome back. We missed you. Glad you're here.
@LuteItBe 2 жыл бұрын
I remember way back when I was still a bebe in highschool (the exact number of years ago isn't important) one of my friends showed me one of your videos. To this day, we text each other when a new one comes out and have a giggle and a "woah" moment at whatever curious critter you're talking about. And it's exactly like it was way back when. Thanks for the years of laughs, zefrank!
@aurionc2468 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto!
@RoughNek72 2 жыл бұрын
I read it in Zefranks voice!! Bebes.
@criticalsage 2 жыл бұрын
RIP to one of our fallen bro.
@bullymaguire8414 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is so dry that Paula Deen wants to apologize to it
@azizahamura2592 2 жыл бұрын
2008?
@note4all780 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 8 years: why am I still giggling at the "butt jokes, I mean but jokes" ? It must be the child in my adult body
@cartoonistanonymous Жыл бұрын
Thank you for phrasing
@toots7693 Жыл бұрын
I know what you're thinking, sweaty nipples!
@stritax9478 Жыл бұрын
8 years since what?
@AkoraOridanus Жыл бұрын
@@stritax9478 the incident
@MaxMeridius0920 2 жыл бұрын
Another excellent presentation!! Thank you
@WhiskyGravy 2 жыл бұрын
Best there is. Thanks, ZeFrank!🤠
@Sapheiorus 2 жыл бұрын
"Snub-nosed monkeys barely have a nose at all" I didn't realize we had a monkey species that was basically anime.
@sdfkjgh 2 жыл бұрын
@Sapheiorus: There's a huge difference between barely having a nose at all (due to limited animation), and looking like someone cut off your nose entirely, like michael jackson before the reconstructive surgery.
@Kugathalord22 2 жыл бұрын
@@sdfkjgh I have been looking for this kind of comment lol
@crippledgoat8456 2 жыл бұрын
The "butt" jokes always get me, no matter how many times they occur
@deprofundis3293 2 жыл бұрын
Same XD
@kathleen109 2 жыл бұрын
You are not alone. I'm apparently 12.
@Empyryryean Жыл бұрын
3:26 that description paired with the visuals just caught me off guard. It's beautiful
@kindlin Жыл бұрын
_in a whhirl of whhind_
@travelingdude33914 2 жыл бұрын
Watched 2 episodes and had to subscribe. Best on KZfaq 🤣
@mrmarino366 2 жыл бұрын
"Projectile Vomiting, all over everything" I laughed way too hard at this haha. Everything in this video is just hilarious even the sponsorship part was funny. Plus I get to learn so much
@andnl9819 2 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for that ending in the slightest
@NitinMurthy 2 жыл бұрын
"It can sound like a donkey swallowed a dial-up modem" gotta love Zefrank's metaphors
@alveolate 2 жыл бұрын
technically a simile, but yea love those zefrankisms
@CrisMind 2 жыл бұрын
Zefrankisms are best
@Carewolf 2 жыл бұрын
And then he proved it by playing the noise, which sounded like donkey trying to get sensual with a dialup modem.
@Pilutta100 2 жыл бұрын
Hysterical, love you. Hugs from Sweden.
@jamesmunsey5702 8 ай бұрын
Frank, your comedic use of commas is the best!❤
@lidathorn6449 2 жыл бұрын
"This one is measuring his spl" I belted out a laugh so loud, it scared the dogs lmao
@janetross1900 2 жыл бұрын
But not once did Ze say,” that is how the proboscis monkey do”. I was waiting for it. I can let it slide this time because this one was just so hilarious😂 and so scientific at the same time🤓
@thomasw4422 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think seeing how they do was safe for KZfaq (Plus, gotta keep the viewers on their toes, keep them guessing,)
@DeadSomething 2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasw4422 yes, YT has become one of the prudest platforms on the whole net.
@jerperiago 2 жыл бұрын
Yeauh, was mildly disappointed
@michaeljava8736 2 жыл бұрын
ze?
@cheddarshredder6572 2 жыл бұрын
You mean "he"
@P_Wigs 2 жыл бұрын
You’re funny. And I formative. Subscribed.
@amgis5218 2 жыл бұрын
That's my profile pic! Your funniest and most informative video yet.
@PanzerShrek94 2 жыл бұрын
I always love his typos "Butt fighting is a real bummer...sorry BUT fighting is a real bummer"
@CollinBuckman 2 жыл бұрын
I'm always left surprised how he can make that work, I usually think those kinds of jokes only work when you read them rather than hear them, but somehow he's able to make it clear that he's using two different words lol
@viddork 2 жыл бұрын
@@CollinBuckman What surprises me more is the number of times he's used it, yet it's _still_ funny!
@heather_bee 2 жыл бұрын
So many quirky one-liners its hard to pick a favorite. Always a good day when Zefrank uploads.
@JanGroh 2 жыл бұрын
"It was not only futed, it was RE-futed!" 😂
@qumquat 2 жыл бұрын
Butt fighting is always a bummer
@CorpeningMedia 2 жыл бұрын
Butt picking is always fun. Sorry. But, picking is always fun!
@MesaperProductions 2 жыл бұрын
"Rear-ended a unicorn that was stopped at a traffic light."
@MrJdsenior 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, the trash bag one was CLEARLY the winner.
@SpitFireBuz 2 жыл бұрын
god, i love this channel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep it up!!!
@lorimac0260 Жыл бұрын
Love Ze Frank! ❤ And ze videos too! 🎉
@arbington 2 жыл бұрын
I used to think “proboscis monkey” had a hard C. And I’ve learned now that it does. But not quite how I thought.
@annebruecks7381 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@DMLand 2 жыл бұрын
But it's an elegant "coctail party" hard C. The judges would also have accepted "hard D."
@deprofundis3293 2 жыл бұрын
Omg, lol
@goddessworshipper 2 жыл бұрын
Me too I always pronounced it with a hard k sound. Quick trip to Wikipedia confirmed a hard K Is an alternate pronunciation And indeed might be closer to original Greek
@Caseal 2 жыл бұрын
"If one of them sneezes, the other might toot a little but that's alright." I actually almost died choking on my dinner laughing at that. XD
@toraquan 2 жыл бұрын
.....the question is, did you also toot a little when it happened?
@Caseal 2 жыл бұрын
I did not, but I do have cheese in my lungs now.
@ItsLaurenE 2 жыл бұрын
See i always find the videos in the morning and am at risk of burning myself spitting out coffee. While the replay happens at dinner for my bf to view then i proceed with caution as I usually still get the giggles. 🤣
@larondalawvere2646 Жыл бұрын
all your videos are awesome, but this one was the apsolut best all the way through 😂 lol thanks
@eg_manifest510 Жыл бұрын
your ability to educate and entertain simultaneously is matched only by your impeccable narration
@solidsnook 2 жыл бұрын
That instant at 7:55 where you realize the whole video was set up for that precise instant. More than 7 minutes of build-up for that single fact/joke, this is just incredible. Amazing.
@joeannpeople7392 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/irpmocqcrZq9goU.html
@MissLilyputt 2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that now I know that there exists somewhere in the world, a huge proboscis monkey fountain that projectile vomits water everywhere. It’s definitely a conversation starter and also a good way to change a conversation quickly too.
@renees1021 2 жыл бұрын
I thought ZeFrank said statue is in Italy. Looked it up. Nope, it's in Indonesia. Italy must be in reference to what normal fountains do. lol 😆
@emordnilap4747 2 жыл бұрын
As an added bonus, if you want to make someone awkwardly find an excuse to stop talking to you, just bring up the giant monkey erection hidden behind the grapes.
@frankG335 Жыл бұрын
And a good way to end one!
@tintinmustdie Жыл бұрын
Can't tell you how much I love all of this
@lykander9906 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the statue that my dog got worried and ran over to check on my. You rock, zefrank!
@kerriemills7184 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man I needed this kind of uncomplicated laugh today. You are a true gem, sir. Never change.
@hannahcollins1816 2 жыл бұрын
Same here!!
@crazyballs9 2 жыл бұрын
Same here my man! We all struggling together but not alone 🙌🏼
@FlyntofRWBY 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found your channel all those months ago, cause whenever I need a good laugh, I just pull up your channel.
@TippyHippy 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out
@LaSnek 2 жыл бұрын
@@TippyHippy what
@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын
@@TippyHippy You’re gonna want to delete this comment in the morning when you’re sobered up.
@ReaperEOD 2 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm so glad to see you kicking around Flynt, frankly I'm just glad you're okay and wanted to thank you for everything as well. A suggestion as well if you find this style of humor to be uplifting, maybe try "How it's actually made", a lot of similar deadpan delivery that just makes me smile way more than it probably should. Anyways keep taking care of yourself, I hope everything is going well.
@kyleandrewbaguio3878 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for those lyric videos Flynt
@ellisonrhea4854 2 жыл бұрын
Hi, Ze! Topic request: Could you make a video about my favorite birds, namely alligators, someday soon? I'm obsessed. All crocodilians are interesting (and totally birds), but there are only 2 species of alligators so it would possibly be a better scope for a 10 min video. Plus the Chinese alligator looks like a puppy. People need to know this. Long time listener, first time caller here. If you see this in your pile of 4k comments, I'll be shocked, but thanks for considering if you do!
@davidrosas2127 2 жыл бұрын
i looked the chinese alligator your right, so cute
@greysongladney4403 2 жыл бұрын
Byurds
@cartoonistanonymous Жыл бұрын
Snakes aren't mammals
@ryanmccampbell7 Жыл бұрын
Crocodilians aren't cladistically birds (and neither are birds crocodilians), although they are the only two remaining archosaur groups. Crocodillians and dinosaurs split long before birds evolved.
@dolphingirl3698 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me google chinese alligator. They are such cute dino-puppies!
@anon6056 2 жыл бұрын
Every video you make is great, and you always make me smile and laugh and cheer me up even if I'm uncomfortable too haha :) thank you
@HannahEsquenazi 2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos! I study primates and I adore the primate videos you’ve made! I don’t know if you know this, but your videos are used in university classes because your videos are accurate, funny and incredibly useful! My teacher showed many of yours because of how good they are! I’m so happy you made another primate one! I can’t wait for the next one!
@Zeuskabob1 2 жыл бұрын
That's awesome! Teachers with a sense of humor are priceless, and Ze definitely puts the work in to include relevant zoological information about the species he presents.
@moncielvariable 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! +
@PhoenixRoseYT 2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I had a professor (also for a primate class) use these vids once.
@lokicooper4690 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, how I wish these videos had been around when I was in uni. These would have been amazing to watch! Cool professor you have there.
@micahphilson 2 жыл бұрын
@@lokicooper4690 He's actually been making these videos for almost a decade! He took a good few years off in the middle, though. (and of course I discovered his channel just before the hiatus!)
@babyboi3910 2 жыл бұрын
"i know what you're thinking, sweaty nipples." is an amazing line that is extremely underrated
@valentinagaytan4464 11 ай бұрын
Im so glad someone else picked up on this one
@DenizensoftheDeep 2 жыл бұрын
Love these videos
@ScorpionStrike7 2 жыл бұрын
Love these vids
@monkeybabyni5286 2 жыл бұрын
A very beautiful animal that needs to be protected
@seanleith5312 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, monkeys are anything but beautiful. Disgustingly ugly.
@seanclements6206 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanleith5312 you think you're ugly?
@iSyriux 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanclements6206 Humans are not monkeys lmao
@naejimba 2 жыл бұрын
Well I dunno about all that, but protect them sure.
@bignuts8079 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful is a stretch, but I agree
@echothenardier8053 2 жыл бұрын
If you ever need to remember Catarrhines have down turned noses, “Nostrils down for Harambe” is a phrase I’ve used.
@rationalroundhead6739 2 жыл бұрын
Harambe... fuck, man, too soon.
@libbycowgill 2 жыл бұрын
I sometimes tell my students that New World monkeys looks like Voldemort.
@deprofundis3293 2 жыл бұрын
@@libbycowgill omg I love this 😂
@shadesxl9247 11 ай бұрын
It's quite bizarre that this is the only content I will watch every single night b4 bed... I've probably watched every one 100s of times by now and still enjoy them lol
@NewLifeFromTheWayofTruth Жыл бұрын
This is the best video I've ever come across
@Charli30i 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is how you connect with an audience - no formalities - just facts presented with a dash of personality. Aspiring aspiring/current teachers please - take notes!
@Kirmeins 2 жыл бұрын
All aspiring/current teachers DON'T do show this to minors - you'll be out of a job faster than you can yell "No, Jerry!"
@TimeBucks 2 жыл бұрын
That statue is incredible
@thefluffygenius4857 7 ай бұрын
Okay, this just got funnier as I watched,and I did learn, so this is definitely a good vid
@meggiemcguire8114 2 жыл бұрын
Zefrank, you're my spirit animal, bro. You're the best.
@Buggzie_boi 2 жыл бұрын
My day went from bad to amazing within seconds, I MISSED YOUR VIDS SO MUCH
@MiscMitz 2 жыл бұрын
My day wasn't bad but it did get way better
@MiscMitz 2 жыл бұрын
@@jovanka---------6209 come on! Advertise like a normal p0r# site. Get lost
@MiscMitz 2 жыл бұрын
@@belindahasnia3992 wtf! Another porn spammer. Come on YT. Get your stuff together
@LizziesLukas 2 жыл бұрын
"Call up a friend and get naked. It's hell of a lot cheaper than going to Borneo" Me, who literally lived my whole life in Borneo part of Malaysia, considered that sentence a very nice compliment by the mention of the word "Borneo"
@faultrio4630 Жыл бұрын
I want this guy to narrate my life.
@beerpong215 2 жыл бұрын
BY FAR THE BEST INTRO YET!
@aurionc2468 2 жыл бұрын
“Bus kept going.” My god- I literally choked with laughter! You are such a joy to listen to, zefrank.
@TippyHippy 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out
@Krak966 2 жыл бұрын
I'm totally showing this to my eleventh grade bio class during the evolution unit. It's a great example of sexual selection, and a frickin' riot to watch.
@bignuts8079 2 жыл бұрын
@Beavis The blazer how
@gabetheprodi-g5940 2 жыл бұрын
So how'd it go
@henlo1910 2 жыл бұрын
The kid with the biggest nose in the class had his life changed that day
@jackieboy1593 2 жыл бұрын
@@henlo1910 Yep, we'd all be measuring noses the whole damn day
@corneliaannem6162 2 жыл бұрын
Nooooo Im a senior and if I had my teacher play this Itd be so awkward for everyone but wed all laugh it off lol 😂
@KerryMadonna 2 жыл бұрын
I love this channel! Thanks for the vids! I have a fantasy that you’ll cover the shoebill someday
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