I place bets on SW being a hit even with the boycott.

Jesse Guzman also when comedians insult trump, they get so triggered

Liberal still crying over Trumps victory. I'm glad you have found your safe zone in this comment section :)

CantStumpTheTrump At least, they are not crying over a Starbucks Cup, or "happy holidays" or now a Star war movie as the Trumpers do, hahahaha, it is just too stupid

Don't forget cereal too.

hahahahahaha!

Simon5005 I think it's time to dump Kim for Ivanka

Hence all the salt.

Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli Nice comeback. Not gonna lie. Your man is a true clown though. Comedians are gonna have a ratings bananza.

Isaiah G Well that's what they are supposed to do instead of being a bunch of snivelling propagandists shilling 24/7 for the socially destructive progressive agenda like they have been for the last 8 years. Regards, from France.

Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli You had me up until "Regards, from France.". Actually you never had me. I just found that last part hilarious. Actually the whole statement was hilarious. Pass some of that salt.

Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli You had me up until "Regards, from France.". Actually you never had me. I just found that last part hilarious. Actually the whole statement was hilarious. Pass some of that salt.

He talks alot and laughs loudly so people know that they are not using fake laughter for the crowd.

Correct - he's no Andy Richter.

+intrsoul that's right he's Jon Baptiste, think Andy Richter's fat fingers could play the piano as well as Jon's? He's the shit, thoroughly

Letterman always chatted off with Paul about topics. Its in the same spirit but your probably too stupid/young to relate to all that.

They could at least turn down his mic a few hundred decibels

Or pro for having an Emperor in power?

Right wing supporters are often in favour of empires, monarchies...etc. Look at the Japanese right wing....the British and Spanish right wing.... Even the term RIGHT WING is reference to the French Revolutionary era where the right wing was strictly a term referencing the monarchies, aristocrats and religious authorities... It has been, and always will be, support for the powerful status quo.

mineMissHellsing how is he an emperor lol

Versace loudpack To be honest I dunno. They just seemed very offended for someone saying shit about the Empire, so...

Fares Mankoosh a lot of us are just sick and tired of people throwing "white supremacy" around. Saying Star Wars has anything to do with white supremacy is moronic

Didn't the Empire have Boyega as one of the Stormtroopers Would be a weird thing for them to have a black man as a Stromtrooper Also in the original trilogy, didn't the empire deal with Lando?

no he had to apologize to those of us that support the empire for comparing us to that deplorable trash

Hah that's what I thought. But actually, he was a stormtrooper for the First Order not the Empire wasn't he?

Adrian Duran that's the first order

adrian you dumb stupid fool

linux750 y woulndt he

White liberals understand racism better than actual black people ever could.

TedGoranson69 no they couldn't white liberals are racists

he does

HA! I see what you did there, nice song reference! The answer is that meeting Kayne means that he cares about black people *with money*. If Hurricane Katrina part 2 happens, then we'll see if he likes black people the same amount as GWB...

"Science is a social construct." - Trump, probably

> Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires It's worse than that: much worse. There's a hell of a difference between the parties. All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years. Don't think so? 1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913 2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933 3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007 [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses) While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened? America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high. It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink. Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

I hope your saying that because you know it’s real

@@FBI-dd7fk It isn't real.

+Well Drive You sound stupid, bigly!

Nerch Fritzsche "I'd rather have the corruption be in my face than in the backroom!" Really? This is the best defense people can come up with for all these appointees?

Animal Mother, who do you genuinely think has caused so much damage to the economy? Domestic and world? Because it sure as hell wasn't the more egalitarian policies that Obama and probably Hilary would have continued with. I know Obama gets blamed for how the GFC went, but there was nothing he could do, other than to introduce the bail out schemes, or to provide heavy sanctions and regulations to the banking industry, which of course would have just taken it's business overseas because their slice of the pie is too large now. America has incredible amounts of wealth tied up in private sectors now, and it's the people, like you, who are providing this. The swamp isn't being drained, it's you, and it's all going to the private sector.

+Animal Mother That's just redefining the message after the fact. Trump specifically slammed politicians for having ties with big business and wall street. He specifically said he would end the special interest monopoly in DC. Instead, he gave special interests a prominent spot in the white house. Many people voted for him specifically to vote against this kind of stuff. If the hypocrisy is lost on you, then you're being willfully blind to it.

+Animal Mother So wait a minute, weren't free market policies one of the cornerstones of american values? Do you know what's not a sign of a healthy free market economy? Tariffs!

JMG_99 well he is a genius

+Curtis Tindall well if you believe that you aren't one

JMG_99 "They got the dropout keepin kids in the school"

he's making a sarcastic reference to Kanye's claim to being a genius, heck there was an entire South Park episode regarding that

Secretary of Mental Health is more fit for Kanye

Austin Adams i think he has one

Austin Adams He already has two

he have 2... Trump would probably be super jealous because we all know how much wanted and still wants an emmy

Austin Adams I bilieve he has multiple already.

Austin Adams, he already won Emmy's you know who never won one that's idiot elect trump and he's so butthurt about it.

Left over from PizzaGate video.

Because who really doesn't see past these lies? Oh shit wait, like 10s of millions of brainwashed Americans. Damn.

knishes name one lie.

knishes whatever you say 😂🖕🏻

Name 2 things that were said during this video that were lies. Please. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it untrue.

The Animal Batista? Oh...you meant John Batiste.

why?

like what is his point ? just to play the piano randomly ?

Yeah I gotta say he's gotten a bit annoying. A few reactions here and there are good, but he interjects himself a bit too much during the monologues. Gotta say though, his music is divine, and I don't even usually like jazz.

If he's going to react after every, single, joke, then they could at least give him some material so America doesn't have to watch him try to be funny on his own.

Right. We litterally elected a wrestler.

You did not elect a wrestler....you elected a wannabe wrestler...so even worse. Lol

a lot of liberal friends prefer the term kakistocracy. "government by the worst people"

Doesn't seem many have actually seen "Idiocracy".....

it really is unfortunately...

And the conspiracy theories, they just keep rollin' along......

No, no, I'm sure they'll provide the evidence for their statement. After all, they wouldn't just make up bullshit to support their views. Wait for it... wait for it...

+Xor rd .. you might need a safe space .

Cory Hamel Wait for it... pbs.twimg.com/media/CzCHOdcXcAEhy-v.jpg EVIDENCE! Something that you Liberal retards have yet to show for Russia hacking the election. I don't need a safe space, I just like to invade your guys'.

Xor rd, the guy who says whatever 4chan tells him to say

You did good son. I'm proud of you o7

Mick Russom deny it all you want but reputable sources are all in agreement. CIA isn't a fake source

CIA is bad...Russia is Great O.K.

Mick Russom I'm glad you know more than the CIA. Who are your intelligence sources?

The CIA literally lie for a living. That's their job. Why should we believe professional liars who've given us zero evidence?

Star Wars brings people together.....except the religious people that think it premotes witchcraft....and I guess the racists who don't like the Black guy being a protagonist....and the anti-feminists who don't like the white girl being the main character....or the Star Trek fans that think it's over rated....oh damn....I guess not even Star Wars is safe.

Why not the racists who don't like the main character being white? Why not the feminists who don't like the white girl not being a fat walrus? Huh? Why not?

Boring.

I'm torn between him and Trevor Noah.

@Domagoj Čović if you look into what dumpy the clown does it is impossible to not be biased unless your a racist piece of garbage aka nazi wannabes.

> Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires It's worse than that: much worse. There's a hell of a difference between the parties. All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years. Don't think so? 1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913 2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933 3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007 [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses) While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened? America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high. It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink. Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

He should had picked someone from Trump University.

Speak for yourself.

You know things are bad when 1 in 10 democrats voted Trump because there candidate smelt so bad. First time in history more dems crossed over to vote GOP then the other way around and it was for Donald j fucking Trump! Hahahaha what a loser Hillary is

2016 was an absolute shitshow. Bernie coulda gotten it. Why'd he back out?? Also the electoral system and the two-party system are still both dumpster fire as usual and just leads to tribalism and confusion respectively.

Kanye...now that is a idiot that needs a straight jacket.

Trump doesn't need briefings he's, like, a smart person.

Retired_CSM_USARMY Yeezy is a god. Don't blaspheme

@Amelle Kyre - Everybody knows he has the best words!

Retired_CSM_USARMY after all, he's got to put him in some kind of position, since he is running for president in 2020!!!!

Chop up the soul Kanye

I miss the " Kanye ft. Talib Kwali" Kanye. The "Kanye ft. Common" Kanye..

Modou Bajaha I say hell no Kanye.

Dumbass liberals who hate Kanye only because of his support of Trump smh

+Outlasted plz haven't you been paying attention to any news in the last 6 years there are plenty of reasons to Hate Kanye

The world needs help. At this point, central bankers have most nations by the balls.

I thought I had a hair on my phone.....turns out it was just your profile pic, lol. Then again, I'm sure that was purposeful.

@@peteywheatstraw4884 Central privatized Banks have always had nations by the balls, especially America. When Woodrow Wilson sold this country out to a small group of dominant Zionist bankers back in 1912, the Fed was born and ever since then, this country's financial system has never been free. Why do you think "they're" more than happy to bail out these major corporations during these so-called "Recessions"?!! It's because ever since America's financial system became privatized, this nation has become a nation reliant on a system of credit. "Sure, we'll bail you out" they said....."no mutha fkn problem" they said......"oh, and btw.....the almighty dollar has nothing backing it whatsoever.....we just mint money anytime we want" ".....so how about that bailout?!"

> Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires It's worse than that: much worse. There's a hell of a difference between the parties. All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years. Don't think so? 1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913 2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933 3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007 [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses) While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened? America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high. It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink. Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

really dumbed down his audience. he should pull a jon stewart and fuck off already.

tom thumb Bill Maher is still much better.

tom thumb I've said the same thing from the moment he moved to CBS! when playing a conservative douche at least he was funny, now he just sounds like a rich whiney bitch.

MSW From Luskin except when he had the scam artist on who claimed to cure cancer and shit

Oh, you were young and dumb... and now you're older and dumber? Capitalize the first letter of EVERY sentence, especially the FIRST sentence.

Disappointed Turtle exactly... very telling haha

Wait what? No we're not lmao

Samantha Gardner fuck off, will ye?

Luxray Volt 989 he didn't say white people, he said white supremacists, which are basically nazis.

in Doctor Who, the daleks were based on the nazis

They both know what it's like to be seriously mentally ill; makes sense. And I'm not kidding either. Kanye has been having what looks like psychotic episodes for a while now....& no need to even discuss The Cheeto. :/ It's obvious he's a loon.

Ani Bell Don't diss Ye like that. Kanye is going through some issues, but the worst thing he ever did was interrupt Taylor Swift 8 years ago. Trump is infinitely worse than him.

Yency Arias I can't believe Obama and Michelle meet with Beyoncé and rappers that "rap and sing" about defining women. But hey no one seems to care about that.

Ani Bell......the cheeto.......nice

Yep.

Lawrence Parkes at last orange os the new black 😅

missStockholm That's a good one!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*can't forget about the election after it ended* *I member*

Shervelle Bergholz lmao I know😂 just the perfect pair for that title

+Missy Carter Go fuck yourself, no one is falling for your scams.

Jansen Ravioli actually seth meyers has stepped up his game. check out his "closer look" play list. I think u will enjoy it

+vaninsha Agreed. It's a little different but they are funny, last episode especially. Might want to check Samantha Bee's Full Frontal as well, also entertaining enough IMO.

vaninsha Ever since Last WEek Tonight ended, Ive actually been watching his "Closer Look" a little. Its not bad, I just dont really like his presentation style. Idk what it is about him. It took me awhile to get used to Trevor after Jon Steward left and now I love him but I cant seem to enjoy Seth Meyers.

I been to 5 combat zones and seen thousands suffer, starve, and die (mostly old people and children). God watched it all and did nothing to help. My friend this fucked up world you live in....is hell.

Retired_CSM_USARMY If your username is anything to go by, at least you won't get thrown into the inevitable meat grinder. My grandparents spent their youth in a gulag, and my father was born there too, I'm beginning to think I'll end up in one too...

Retired_CSM_USARMY. hooah

Jake Smith you should go, very obnoxious

so agree. the late show and stephen are so perfect. jon is a great musician but an irritating and useless and sidekick. colbert doesn't need any support. he kills every time. having a bad side kick is grossly redundant. i feel sorry for jon a bit though - he's a nice guy and doing his best , but most people find him annoying and say as miuch on social media.

"Shut up and play, you're the piano man!"

Check the vid on my channel

Jake Smith I think they'd do well with adding a real 'sidekick' and relegating Baptists to band leader. Think about Jimmy Fallon's show. They have Higgins on the side for his back and forth with Fallon, but they still bring out Questlove every now and then for some skits.

3 years?! Almost 3 million people have had a great depression since 11/9/16.

i am depressed already!

He will drain the swamp, and then eat it.

@@andybee1381 num num

+Member berries .. you might need a safe space .

+Anton Khuu I agree that Trump jokes are kinda overplayed currently, but only because he hasn't had another major scandal recently so all the jokes feel very similar.

Member berries it's important for the media to put the spotlight on all these heinous acts that Trump is doing. he is filling his cabinet with Russian/Communist-friendly goons who are Ceos and "swamp" people. Otherwise America would be ignorant as it is naturally.

How do you think we sensible people feel? We have to deal with Trump for 4 years.

Oh nooooooo. We're not going to war with Russia. That sucks.

Jeff Pride Kanye is not nearly as bad as Trump. Kanye has an ego, but the worst thing he ever did was interrupt Taylor Swift 8 years ago.

A lot of the positions _do_ require Senate confirmation. Along with that, the candidates must pass FBI, IRS and ethics committee investigations. And the real icing on cake, they have to submit financial disclosure forms XD So the President never reveals _his_ taxes, but all his appointments have to by law. Pretty much it's every major position he picks (save chief of staff... that's pretty much _his_ assistant so no confirmation) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_positions_filled_by_presidential_appointment_with_Senate_confirmation

Unfortunately, the senate is largely republican so trump can pick whoever he wants

Hydraulic Particle Kanye would be a better president. Kanye has made MBDTF; all Trump did was build some buildings.

Matthew Durkin ... Oh no. Oh no. Who becomes president no longer depends on who has more political/leadership experience. It now depends on the music and towers developed by those running. JUDGMENT DAY IS AMONG US! ABANDON PLANET!

Matthew Durkin which makes it out of the question for him to be president.

Bicycle sunday yep. We've just had the part where the protagonist made a mistake and it all goes wrong.

Being a positional tweezot sure looks good on you delta ass invader. Oh and I wasn't correcting any record, as there isn't one. I was speculating based on available information. www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38298215 You guys are the ones that take facts and twist them and 'correct the record'.

He basically uploads each night's full show to KZfaq. To my knowledge, he uploads every segment.

I'll check them out, thanks

that's the one bit i didn't get explain ?

Alidad Jalali ah not a big deal, Kanye's last album was called the life of Pablo