Trump Gets a $175 Million Loan, RFK Jr’s Family Speaks Out Against Him & Guillermo Talks to Teens

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A series of mysterious lights appeared in the sky over LA last night, the aftershocks of Easter are still being felt by an unhappy pet owner in Oklahoma, Trump managed to post a $175 million bond courtesy of the Knight Specialty Insurance Company, he called the charges in his latest New York fraud case “a fabricated election interference con job,” the judge in the Stormy Daniels hush money case expanded the gag order he put in place, Donald Trump Jr is all worked up about the fact that Transgender Day of Visibility happened to fall on Easter this year, RFK Jr commented on his family members speaking out against him, lawmakers in Tennessee have been working hard to keep vaccines out of their lettuce, and Guillermo sits down with young folks in the first-ever installment of Guillermo’s Teen Corner.
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@TheRichestOfCreams 2 ай бұрын

A “billionaire” needs a $175m loan? 😂

@juniorstarks7494 2 ай бұрын

A “self proclaimed” billionaire

@jointhefist1016 2 ай бұрын

Well maybe they wouldn't have that amount of wealth in cash? But you would think they could easily liquidate a small portion of it to get the money. Because it's probably better for them then borrowing... Unless...

@carlocalingasan998 2 ай бұрын

@@juniorstarks7494 So you are admitting that Trump did not get richer while he was President?

@theresabaer2373 2 ай бұрын

@@jointhefist1016he literally under oath said he had half a billion in cash

@louisemccoy9410 2 ай бұрын

?????????

@PhiLLyPhiLLz 2 ай бұрын

Hearing Jimmy roast Donald Chump makes my night. Every night.

@Duncan_Idaho84 2 ай бұрын

That’s sad for you.

@jeffbooker 2 ай бұрын

You had me laughing at "Chump". I hadn't heard that epithet for him before. But that woman chasing after the cat with the rabbit was hilarious!

@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын

I can wait for RFK to steal votes from Biden

@roelanddirker6489 2 ай бұрын

Creepy photograph, Philly. Please don't imagine that lots of europeans loathe 'blues' less than your 'reds'.

@Duncan_Idaho84 2 ай бұрын

@@roelanddirker6489 Antifa mask. They like to act tough while hiding.

@avblinds 2 ай бұрын

It’s a shame , one man has erased the whole judicial system in USA the most powerful country of the world

@jchilds8408 Ай бұрын

NO, that is never going to happen, we won’t let it.

@carmenhogan3334 Ай бұрын

IKR, defendant trump should be sent to jail for the damage he's inflicted on america.

@tombohara9105 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is so right about those nitwits

@byram101 2 ай бұрын

"Are the laws real? Because I feel like I have been stupidly following them all my life.." you said it brother!

@ebear2775 2 ай бұрын

I feel vindicated now after a lifetime of not following them. 🤨

@joanne4758 2 ай бұрын

As a Non-American Trump seems to have the legal system wrapped around his little finger. Good luck to you.

@davidc2838 2 ай бұрын

@@joanne4758 He wouldn't be DOWN by $500 MILLION in Losses.

@khrbwk 2 ай бұрын

Loved this quote too ❤🤣🤣🤣

@tinat.4508 2 ай бұрын

He had the best worst teachers.. Roy Cohen ect.. and have been (mis-)using the systems for 50y!

@threeravens1788 2 ай бұрын

Don Jr ‘s eyes and stuffed nose and overwhelmed affect seem like he has been snorting something…

@justsayin5609 2 ай бұрын

No news there ...😂

@Erin.56 2 ай бұрын

He always seems high on drugs to me….

@Duncan_Idaho84 2 ай бұрын

I think you have the wrong son in mind.

@ray.shoesmith 2 ай бұрын

@@Duncan_Idaho84Don Jr is a well known cokehead

@bkm2797 2 ай бұрын

Coke?

@lbednaz 2 ай бұрын

"And guess what happened to him"....NOTHING! All these judges need to lose their jobs for failure to do them!

@billhennigan3773 2 ай бұрын

When are WE going to take the chains off ..and arrest this ..S.O.B.???

@janeanguy3389 2 ай бұрын

Are you referring our current president?

@deb109 2 ай бұрын

Arrest him. He's not above the law. He thinks he is. 💙💙💙

@mjbreeze 2 ай бұрын

Yeah ffs

@annescott2748 2 ай бұрын

Once again, the "billionaire" doesn't use his own money.

@twoninetwosevenone 2 ай бұрын

How can absolutely no one figure out that by Billionaire ... he's thinking about Rubles .

@ggall001 2 ай бұрын

Plus the supposed billionaire is selling BS $60 bibles and begging for more donations! 😂

@catwrangler7907 2 ай бұрын

To be honest billionaires never use their own money

@eeezr4 2 ай бұрын

To be honest none of us do either lol Western Countries are all debt driven societies.

@aftersexhighfives 2 ай бұрын

He doesn't have money. 😂

@MargaretWalcott-rv7xp 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy hit the nail on the head when he said “we are not too bright in this country”

@jonathanshjrne3690 2 ай бұрын

Proven by people still supporting Biden

@jaundice_japlin 2 ай бұрын

@@jonathanshjrne3690 Have you seen your average trumper?

@YITV 2 ай бұрын

Han siad what most of the world knows about Americans

@captainjefferies9047 2 ай бұрын

Try going to other countries and see if they are brighter.

@jaundice_japlin 2 ай бұрын

@captainjefferies9047 I have, it's not even close goober.

@zeldasmith6154 2 ай бұрын

I love Jimmy. I post as I listen. His comments about Jr. are priceless. Jimmy gives me hope for America.

@SYLRMHA 2 ай бұрын

A loan? Whoever gave him the money will never get paid back

@Jonsmith431 2 ай бұрын

Oh yes they will, or he seizes his property.

@BlueJazzBoyNZ 2 ай бұрын

Was that a Meteor ? or Donald's Social Media Stock Price !!

@robertmatechuk2660 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@caspianblue4141 2 ай бұрын

👌🏻 Perfect Comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын

Normal voliatility for a recent ipo. Not really worth noting

@tvdinner325 2 ай бұрын

Hopefully Bezos and Musk were on it!

@KrakenIsland64 2 ай бұрын

Much too high to be the stock price.

@EmanuelHayashi 2 ай бұрын

Question why does a so-called billionaire need a loan /

@sheilacade776 2 ай бұрын

Great Question ⁉️

@MKR5210 2 ай бұрын

How did the man smart enough to make a billion think it was a good idea to loan Trump 175 million?!!??

@lorenzoblum868 2 ай бұрын

@karenrumney5210 being filthy rich isn't necessarily a sign of wisdom...

@mikejones-go8vz 2 ай бұрын

Then he doesn’t have to use his own money and then won’t pay him back!

@carlocalingasan998 2 ай бұрын

@@sheilacade776 Does that mean you believe Trump didn't get richer when he was President?

@Jean-qu1qw 2 ай бұрын

And to think THAT is the best Tennessee has to offer...🤣🤣🤣

@charlenesmith761 2 ай бұрын

Are they all crazy? This is so embarrassing. Can you imagine what people in other countries think about Americans?

@markwilliamson4006 2 ай бұрын

No need to imagine. The rest of the world thinks the US is a laughingstock, and has ever since Trump was elected in 2016.

@SugarandSarcasm 2 ай бұрын

Yes. 🇨🇦

@annieparker3107 2 ай бұрын

🇦🇺 Yes,but only the crazy cult who worship Trump

@stephaniewaters1777 2 ай бұрын

We feel like your education system has let you down. That generations of neglected schools has given a socially detatched, uncritical, fearful populus

@clothilde1623 2 ай бұрын

As a European, it always amuses me when Trump says things like “The whole world is laughing at us now”, when in reality the whole world only started laughing at you because Trump became President. Okay, we had a few titters at George W too, but boy, nothing like since 2016, when US politics basically became a sitcom for the rest of the globe. A sitcom with a sense of very real impending doom. Also, as Brit I thoroughly empathise - half of my compatriots idiotically voted for Brexit and that was before Trump was even elected. To the rest of Europe, _we’re_ the sitcom. 😔

@mxclxviii 2 ай бұрын

DTJ voice is just horrible to hear for a minute, imagine all day.

@Erin.56 2 ай бұрын

Imagine being his wife and listening to his pillow talk….

@roelanddirker6489 2 ай бұрын

Actually almost ALL your voices are quite unbearable. All this 'like...like...like...oh my god...like...'- verbal trash in our european cities. Please just accept China's taking over.

@jeffbooker 2 ай бұрын

@@roelanddirker6489 oh how very troll. And not funny

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 2 ай бұрын

RFK Jr also has a very annoying voice, like fingernails on a chalkboard!🙉

@micky5552 2 ай бұрын

I can't stand hearing him speak. I switch off every time. Lol

@nemo9540 2 ай бұрын

That's not grey hair on Don Jr's chin he's just spilled his hourly dosage of his booger sugar.

@A0A4ful 2 ай бұрын

😂Booger Sugar!- As a kid, he pulled out boogers from his nose, and now he...

@Slo-ryde 2 ай бұрын

Cocaine is a helluva drug --> Rick James

@amydavis4945 2 ай бұрын

I just love Guillermo! Especially his laugh. He seems like just a regular guy that you could sit down with and just have a great talk, lots of laughs, a drink or two, lol. He and Jimmy have a great relationship and it shows that they are truly friends.

@billiehayes4831 2 ай бұрын

Guillermo used to be the valet at the studio.

@user-lc4qe4gr7k 2 ай бұрын

You gotta love Guillermo. Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for bringing Guillermo to our lives. We need him and his infectious giggle and smile.

@SusiFroggyPorter 2 ай бұрын

These politicians are nuts! I'm laughing and crying at the same time.

@roelanddirker6489 2 ай бұрын

Not only your politicians, sad ('red' AND 'blue') america. Your show is over.

@SusiFroggyPorter 2 ай бұрын

@@roelanddirker6489 I disagree it's just that time in history that we have to fight all over again to keep democracy and I'm willing to do that. Vote blue all the way

@joanne4758 2 ай бұрын

@@SusiFroggyPorter As a non-American we are relying on you.

@aliasalias8433 2 ай бұрын

👍👍👍

@pete-ex7qt 2 ай бұрын

The worst part is they represent the beliefs of their constituents.

@Mr3DBob 2 ай бұрын

Don Jr is a really bad muppet.

@kingjamos2422 2 ай бұрын

So he is a Fraggle smoking some rocks? 😉

@JasonHammond93 2 ай бұрын

Jeff Dunham gas an actual puppet of Biden. Now that's saying something

@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын

@@kingjamos2422 Or some white powder...

@QuintDunaway 2 ай бұрын

That is an insult to Muppets.

@24Wynn 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Michael-dy7zp 2 ай бұрын

That looked like a satellite burning in the atmosphere as it falls back to Earth.

@robertt9342 2 ай бұрын

I agree. Just looked like an unccontrolled reentry, satellite, other space junk

@mostunclean6619 2 ай бұрын

Your adherence to logic and reason blinds you to the truth. That was no satellite, that was the WORMWOOD STAR! REPENT, REPENT THE END IS NIGH! Read Revelations! 😂

@kamwickw933 2 ай бұрын

Probably one of Elno’s. They were hauling them. He probably paid someone to remain silent.

@bloodyneptune 11 күн бұрын

mostunclean6619 According to the bible, which is the word of god "it fell on a third of the rivers" did it land in a river? Because if it didnt, its not wormwood. And if the rivers and spring waters aren't contaminated, as the bible says, its not Wormwood. And it says "a great star fell from the heavens" thats a meteor. What we saw was not. You can tell by how its falling. Its alao not "blazing like a torch" (because its not a meteor) Also, did you know that the English translation of the Russian word 'Chernobyl' is 'Wormwood'? In the Ukrainian bible it says "...and the star was called Chernobyl" just an interesting fact. That nuclear meltdown sure made the water 'bitter' though. The water in the river that runs through the place (the Pripyat River) as well as the spring waters under ground.

@kperryman9835 2 ай бұрын

Why are we letting a gaggle of old men practice medicine without a license 😢

@SYLRMHA 2 ай бұрын

You let them become president too

@leeannebishop51 2 ай бұрын

Why are people voting for a crook who tried to take your rights to vote away, take away your health car, and raise prices on medicines, food , gas, housing ect..

@TheOriginalDeckBoy 2 ай бұрын

This segment is one of my most looked forward to things on KZfaq.. quality...

@user-fe7ec5du9k 2 ай бұрын

Mine too!!

@chrisbright8976 2 ай бұрын

same

@Duncan_Idaho84 2 ай бұрын

That’s kinda sad tho right?

@tutoring1013 2 ай бұрын

This and Stephen Colbert!

@CultureSubculture 2 ай бұрын

I really appreciated hearing Guillermo share some sincere memories of challenges and hardships from his younger days.

@richardmcnamara8530 2 ай бұрын

RFK JR, is nuts !

@danielorlando8172 2 ай бұрын

When the presidential debates finally happen, Jimmy Kimmel needs to be the moderator

@carlocalingasan998 2 ай бұрын

It won't happen. Biden is not attending.

@mfitzgerald130 2 ай бұрын

And judge ✨🙂

@chuyocaca4153 2 ай бұрын

Hahaha! you Win Today's KZfaq Comments🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carlocalingasan998 2 ай бұрын

If Biden shows up. :)

@kookootrix1978 2 ай бұрын

I think Jimmy might be laughing too hard to moderate. But with how Dumpy doesn't respect any rules, I don't anyone should do him the honor of agreeing to the debate.

@gueits8586 2 ай бұрын

The Tennessee Senate looks like a C-SPAN video from the early 2000s 😂

@tinay9491 2 ай бұрын

1980s

@stephanielake71 2 ай бұрын

.....

@ltho5616 2 ай бұрын

Don't you mean the 1820s?

@rogerdraper71 2 ай бұрын

I'm from tenn and thinking about getting another lic. plate to change out for when i travel out of state

@rls25132 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy is also so great, consistently

@dumbledoor4594 2 ай бұрын

That fireball on the sky looked like the remains of a rocket burning up in the atmosphere on reentry.

@titusrider7948 2 ай бұрын

You nailed this tonight Jimmy, it seems like laws don't apply anymore. This is very dangerous for our country

@marvinmartin4692 2 ай бұрын

At least not for republicans!

@LessThan450 2 ай бұрын

If there are no consequences, there are no rules. It’s over folks

@Broncofan52 2 ай бұрын

There are rules, but they're for the peasants, not the ruling class.

@tomyamartino 2 ай бұрын

Oh god that last line of the Guillermo skit made the whole thing perfect!

@pyrogaminghound9579 2 ай бұрын

WE NEED MORE Guillermo Corner, my dad loved it since he also did similar things to him

@larisajeffrey2312 2 ай бұрын

Don Jr. and his air quotes breaks me up……he is his father’s son……..forehead slap

@Erin.56 2 ай бұрын

This emoji covers it 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@Slo-ryde 2 ай бұрын

Cocaine is a helluva drug-> Rick James

@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын

Doesn’t surprise me that Don Jr. sounds very nasal. (sniff sniff)

@johntomblingson7451 2 ай бұрын

We have a saying about people who talk like Don Jr. What we call it is meth mouth.

@beckydavis1820 2 ай бұрын

I sound like that but it is my allergies kicking in. Just wait until the cottonwood trees bloom out!!!

@SpaceForceCommander 2 ай бұрын

@@beckydavis1820 I get hayfever every year too.

@leeannebishop51 2 ай бұрын

Last I heard he sniffs Elmers Glue everyday

@johnmaki3046 Ай бұрын

Lots of "nasal working"?

@MikeBurke 2 ай бұрын

Guillermo's Teen Corner slaps! No cap!

@lbednaz 2 ай бұрын

Every bit with Guillermo is fantastic! He needs to be showcased more!

@Godric_71 2 ай бұрын

Guillermo hit the nail right on the head. If you were in high school in '88 and you had a car, you were king. It didn't matter what it looked like.

@badbasic 2 ай бұрын

For a generation that says cringe to everything, they sure managed to make me look like I've eaten fermented skunk throughout the whole bit...

@OTatime 2 ай бұрын

Guillermo teaching real values. Money doesn’t matter - you go on a date to share time together. ❤

@quikdraw5203 2 ай бұрын

Yessss graduated in 88!!

@NylzTube 2 ай бұрын

No cap

@luvfoto 2 ай бұрын

I had a 76 Monte Carlo in 88. Hated the car but in high school with a car and parents who never knew where you were was priceless 😂

@MontgomeryWenis 2 ай бұрын

Trump was in Grand Rapids today? No wonder everything sucked in Michigan today.

@kevinflynn4519 2 ай бұрын

He was being honored by the Christian University of Michigan.

@steelman86 2 ай бұрын

@@kevinflynn4519.........FALSE PROPHETS,!!!

@corgising5606 2 ай бұрын

@@kevinflynn4519For what? All his adultery?

@paulreiche2746 2 ай бұрын

@@kevinflynn4519 Woot Woot!

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

@@kevinflynn4519 For his SA?

@pamelaibarra790 2 ай бұрын

Senator Campbell was like "this fool". 😂

@benetton6617 2 ай бұрын

Love Guillermo, he's down to earth, real.

@breckoz Ай бұрын

no cap

@andreasl.1397 2 ай бұрын

It is getting more and more personal between Jimmy and Don Foolio... and I will always be in Jimmys Corner. GO FOR HIM Jimmy, GO!

@carenolsen2936 2 ай бұрын

Me too! Go Jimmy!!!!

@JD-dh7bk 2 ай бұрын

"Lettuce change your dna???" - Wtf is wrong with people 🙄 We are doomed..

@daydays12 2 ай бұрын

Looks like it.These are the 'people' your fellow Americans elect.

@roni6215 2 ай бұрын

If there is a god , it made one big mistake .

@ZYX261 2 ай бұрын

His electorate is mostly 'the poorly educated' who saw it on social media?

@bigdukesix4161 Ай бұрын

I’m not joking when I tell you that I’m moving to the woods because of how doomed we are.

@shaboopie12 2 ай бұрын

Why is the Tennesee senate using a camera from the 80s?

@echospaw899 2 ай бұрын

My first thoughts on the 'mysterious lights' in the sky remind me of that moment in the movie "Independence Day" where the loons were standing atop that high-rise with their signs, cooing and ahhh-ing "isn't it beautful?" just as it zaps them into dust. So many brilliant people walking among us today.

@kittendiotima4212 2 ай бұрын

"Are laws real? bc I've been stupidly following them all my life," word.

@8088I 2 ай бұрын

Guiermo was more an Everydays Man than Mr tRump could ever Lie (No 🧢) to be. :-))

@CJScrol 2 ай бұрын

Apparently all the “laws” are merely a suggestion. 😳

@BettyKCreations 2 ай бұрын

Only if your Donald

@beverlyrhame3692 2 ай бұрын

Laws are real of course,…But only if you’re not one of the privileged, because some people are indeed above the law, never mind what the constitution says.

@HowardDaniels-uw8tj 2 ай бұрын

Don Jr has totally gone over the edge. He needs an intervention

@roelanddirker6489 2 ай бұрын

Like (like...like....like....all round our touristic cities) actually the whole of sad america needs an intervention ?

@Michelles222 2 ай бұрын

In russia

@daydays12 2 ай бұрын

like his dad

@deadacrats6281 2 ай бұрын

but Hunter is all sweet? 😂

@pete-ex7qt 2 ай бұрын

That's blasphemy. Don Jr is a holy man now.

@TheChuckwagonLite 2 ай бұрын

Lol I'm grateful for the slang talk. I really needed this for my daughter

@mr.logicpants2835 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, Guillermo is a rocker. Check out the Pure Rock KNAC bumper sticker on the notebook! Rock on Guillermo!!

@reddy272 2 ай бұрын

Guillermo's Teen Corner was so fun! Loved his interactions with the teens, they picked a fun group. Their shock at a car not having AC was hilarious!

@johnnyfreedom3437 2 ай бұрын

Looks like they're cooking more than sour mash in Tennessee! Those legislators are truly crazy! Somebody give them a drug test, they've been eating too much lettuce!!

@kikigirlkauai 2 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@lorenzoblum868 2 ай бұрын

Too much spin ache

@devorah711 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@cphcph12 2 ай бұрын

English is my second language, so I'm easily fooled. But this was a joke right? Please, tell me it was a belated April's fool joke. The idea that people with that level of intelligence could have access to nuclear weapons, scares me more than Putin.

@deborahcampbell7329 2 ай бұрын

Love Guillermo😂😂😂

@stevenburkhardt1963 2 ай бұрын

There are no words. All I can do is shake my head

@JN24185 2 ай бұрын

Every lawyer, every judge, every court clerk who has treated this man with preferential treatment MUST be removed from the American Justice System. Continue the disbarments.

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 2 ай бұрын

Time for this House of Cards to fall!!!!

@leeannebishop51 2 ай бұрын

@@JeanGillespie-fp7rs Flick them and they will fall down lolololol

@whatweshouldknow5648 Ай бұрын

They have not shown favor to this man but before he ran they loved him, all of them but now he's a threat to their lies. Vaccines all cause disease, facts. They are putting nano sized technology in lettuce and other foods to try and control minds, I read in on the nano initiative page and the words were from Anthony fauci of course

@timweber4605 2 ай бұрын

The power of Guillermo talking with teens was just amazing. Finally, someone who can bring us all back together. And really a great time for us older folks, who still like to hear the slang that has replaced their own.

@tonileenemanick727 2 ай бұрын

TN Senators are giving those in FL and TX a run for their money. My god! Those guys are nuts.

@Sam-sz6qq 2 ай бұрын

Azz backwards too

@viewome 2 ай бұрын

@@Sam-sz6qq Very azz backwards.

@daydays12 2 ай бұрын

We in Europe view these elite senators, supposedly the best the USA has to offer, with astonishment...and because the USA is a powerful nuclear armed country with fear and horror. If this is the best the US has to offer dog help you and us...I believe there's one of them running for President and likely to win and will soon have his crazy thumb on the nuclear button.

@randyzaucha4049 2 ай бұрын

Don't forget Comer Pyle in Kentucky!

@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 2 ай бұрын

And MTGs Georgia district.

@cassandraprice-edwards9401 2 ай бұрын

Gierrmo's teen corner was funny as heck😂😂

@user-xt3bi1co3t 2 ай бұрын

_"Our laws even real anymore? I've been stupidly following them my whole life"_ The audience approval of that joke for its relatability, should chill any Supreme justice's spine to ice.

@DennisTheInternationalMenace 2 ай бұрын

Trumps bail reduction is a disgrace. Out of all the times my friend got in trouble, NEVER was his bond reduced.

@KrakenIsland64 2 ай бұрын

Hear me out... did your friend try bribing all the billionaires and judges in the country? Seems to be a successful model.

@RubbishFPS 2 ай бұрын

@@KrakenIsland64 Screw that, just appoint them yourself

@Loperp 2 ай бұрын

May want to get better lawyers than the dime store lawyers, go up to a quarter. Criminals rule the world in NY

@foranaffairs 2 ай бұрын

“Friend” lol

@mulemule 2 ай бұрын

That's because you're friend thought too small; he should've tried defrauding tax payers for _tens-of-millions_ instead ;)

@50shefli 2 ай бұрын

Omg, I'm 67 but I still have my full faculties. Get these old geezers out of office!

@carolineatkins2900 2 ай бұрын

I am 64 and never had control of myself.

@markrice4808 2 ай бұрын

I pity the produce clerks when that guy actually goes in a store to buy lettuce.

@nathanvanee4072 2 ай бұрын

You clearly don't if your supporting the democrats

@jercasgav 2 ай бұрын

Exactly!! They had their time in the spotlight, time to go to pasture already good grief!! We have lots of talent that is younger and more able with fresh ideas. Some people act like there can no one else, that is a false dichotomy.

@Anneras1958 2 ай бұрын

We the people…need to listen to the comedians. Only THEY speak the truth.

@bekind5738 2 ай бұрын

Repossessing 250 cars a day is an incredible amount . That statistic is utterly tragic.

@anitalee9437 2 ай бұрын

All while making a profit.

@crocglox7797 2 ай бұрын

predatory lending?

@ecbrown6151 2 ай бұрын

@@crocglox7797yep, these cars get sold like 10-15 times

@ChrisM-tn3hx 2 ай бұрын

@@crocglox7797 Yep. He's stated that he doesn't make any loan that he can't guarantee a 30 percent profit on, so that means the cost for this loan to Trump will be at least 52 million dollars.

@pseudonym745 2 ай бұрын

Wasn't it like 400?

@robsvideos227 2 ай бұрын

Just a reminder that the South has the lowest educational standards in the country and the south is the most Republican in the country where do you think their government officials got their education? I am pretty sure my 6-year-old nephew knows way more about a multitude of topics than these officials

@fortybelow1973 2 ай бұрын

Gee, I wonder if there is a correlation between ignorance and GOP voters?

@viewome 2 ай бұрын

@@fortybelow1973 I really think you're onto something.

@andreah6379 2 ай бұрын

Ding, ding, DING.

@taranullius9221 2 ай бұрын

They also have the highest rates of teen pregnancy.

@taranullius9221 2 ай бұрын

...and most of the top 20 states w/highest v.crime and h*micide. There's that too. Law & Order, everyone.

@user-lc4qe4gr7k 2 ай бұрын

WHAT is going on in TN ? Everytime we hear these lawmakers from TN, we have to check it's not SNL or the Onion.

@EvonZundel 2 ай бұрын

AM/PM?! Holy crap, I haven’t thought of that store in decades

@smilesandyoka 2 ай бұрын

What is wrong with some of these GOPs? CRAZY!!!!!

@evamclaughlin1585 2 ай бұрын

Unbelievable! And these people are running the show.

@tammylathrop6223 2 ай бұрын

@@evamclaughlin1585we can fix that. In the voting booths.

@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 2 ай бұрын

_Some_ of the GOP's?

@chrispruett81 2 ай бұрын

At least they don't elect people like Biden! lmfao... Trump 2024!!

@kathymullins1362 2 ай бұрын

Yeh, something wrong with them too.

@foranaffairs 2 ай бұрын

Is it 1982 in Tennessee? Forget the Sony Handicam… not even a wireless mic or full length tie?

@mikoldeon 2 ай бұрын

7:07 - "Triggered" is a hilarious naming choice for a adult child Trump's show. :)

@SYLRMHA 2 ай бұрын

Cocaine and bronzer was not allowed

@DorothyChartrand 2 ай бұрын

Bond has been rejected

@N_MACHIAVELLI 2 ай бұрын

What bank keeps loaning this man money, knowing that he will default on it and never pay it back!

@JennyLouLou 2 ай бұрын

So grateful to you Jimmy. ❤️

@Pilotin74 2 ай бұрын

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@Duncan_Idaho84 2 ай бұрын

Simp

@stanislavstef 2 ай бұрын

yeah, Jimmy has such a talent at soothing the morons.

@lorenzoblum868 2 ай бұрын

@@stanislavstefJimmy and his writers too...

@mmuerte89 2 ай бұрын

I’m a Tennessean. I used to be proud of my state. Tennessee was the first state to require car seats. Tennessee clinched the vote for women. Today, I’m embarrassed for my state.

@rafram4132 2 ай бұрын

Thank you, Jimmy. Your show is the best.

@cynthiaspencer2222 2 ай бұрын

Dad says, "Satellite breaking up as its orbit decays and enters the upper atmosphere." Stop freaking out.

@8arrows 2 ай бұрын

I just commented the same satellite excuse. We saw one break up in 1987 over our County here in Cen’ Texas.

@sunshine3914 2 ай бұрын

@@8arrowsWitnessed that myself in far south Texas, the dogs saw it first. I initially wrote it off as fireworks since the dogs were barking at it, but it went on way too long.

@bkm2797 2 ай бұрын

Agreed, 1) satellite 2) stop freaking out

@clarencegreen3071 Ай бұрын

@@8arrows Sadly, another well-publicized break up occurred on Feb. 1, 2003.

@debbiedefiestheoddsdebm9604 2 ай бұрын

The last part with the teens😂😂 honestly I'd be lost talking with these kids. I got no game😂

@SimbaRobyn 2 ай бұрын

No game! That’s some good old 90s slang! Word.

@lastcoyote2355 2 ай бұрын

And on the 3rd day he returned as a zombie ….. and on the 4th day he became a bunny that passes chocolate eggs …. 😂😂😂Gotta love Mythology.

@tenkloosterherman 2 ай бұрын

The idiocy of #45 has trickled down to the rest of the family.

@racheltaylor185 2 ай бұрын

It’s so hard to look at Don jr speak…he looks like he’s having spasms!

@Erin.56 2 ай бұрын

It’s even harder to listen to what he says…. Spewing his usual nonsense…. The apple didn’t fall far from the rotten tree

@roelanddirker6489 2 ай бұрын

Please don't ridicule the poor man, when your WHOLE country is saddening.

@lorenzoblum868 2 ай бұрын

Not an illusion.

@SoCalGrillin 2 ай бұрын

....... and we STILL don't know what was flying through the sky....

@Duncan_Idaho84 2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it was a satellite falling.

@j.ballsdeep420 2 ай бұрын

Shenzhou 15 orbital module. It was a decommissioned Chinese satellite burning up and breaking apart upon re-entry into our lower atmosphere. Google is hard

@SoCalGrillin 2 ай бұрын

@@j.ballsdeep420 your username makes your explanation so much better, thank you sir

@Jajajajaja...1 2 ай бұрын

Sometimes, you have to get balls deep in Google to find your answer.

@daydays12 2 ай бұрын

the wreckage of a satellite re-entering the atmosphere

@ramblerdave1339 2 ай бұрын

Hey Guillermo, I had a '77 Celica in 1983, but I was 32 !

@warrenallsopp 2 ай бұрын

MTG; RFK..... where does it end?

@MrELUNA80 2 ай бұрын

All that red in Jr's face could only mean a couple of things and they ain't good!!

@sallysmolich5822 2 ай бұрын

I witnessed lights like that several years ago and it was debris from an old satellite reentering Earth's atmosphere.

@j.ballsdeep420 2 ай бұрын

Same thing. Shenzhou 15 orbital module

@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын

Cool.

@paulorganisation1 2 ай бұрын

You see thanos ariving on earth and all you can say is "double rainbow moment"! Earth is doomed😢.

@KnockOut242 2 ай бұрын

That’s what “they” TOLD you 😂😂😂

@tn_onyoutube8436 2 ай бұрын

Exactly! Either that or a larger than usual meteor. And Jimmy is smart enough to clearly know this.

@veronicadoggone5660 Ай бұрын

I miss the days when explaining Scientology was our source of weird

@jman4real871 Ай бұрын

Yall don't realize how much he just bridged the gap of teen language with parents hahahah.

@stratostatic 2 ай бұрын

'Junior The Poacher' has the voice of a animated cartoon character.

@sheilacade776 2 ай бұрын

Chicken Chest Don Jr

@lorenzoblum868 2 ай бұрын

I don't know about the voice but the brain of Homer Simpson on steroids.

@kathiwilson1169 2 ай бұрын

Drug intervention for Jr.

@sheilacade776 2 ай бұрын

Why, give him another pipe...one less Trump.😅

@mya200014 2 ай бұрын

He does look like he is on something right?

@ebear2775 2 ай бұрын

@@mya200014 Somebody put vaccine in junior's crack. 🤯

@reillyyugehands481 2 ай бұрын

Sr 2

@DissectGibberish 2 ай бұрын

@@mya200014 He sounds like his sinuses are paying for it, so it's something he's snorting...

@johnjohn4465 Ай бұрын

" You Mother " LOL !!!!! ( The Lady saving the bunny ) I'm a 70 yr old black guy that never got into ' Late night ' until Kimmel , Heard him on the Stern show , didn't think I'd like him but I was Wrong , I LOVE this guy !!!!! ( AND the audience !!! )

@Jean-qu1qw 2 ай бұрын

Donnie Junior has gotten pretty skinny...😂😂😂

@communitygardener17 2 ай бұрын

Djtj is repusively slimy.

@daydays12 2 ай бұрын

and probably will be President again. What IS wrong with the USA?

@Gary-And-His-Demons 2 ай бұрын

I remember when Trump said he didn't need any donations, because he was going to fund his campaign all with his own money. That was the first of at least 100,000 lies.

@Kjam3257 Ай бұрын

He's legal bills are been paid by his Supporters

@kellietaylor9913 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy is #1

@LoriCurl 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy, for keeping it REAL!

@skipenguins 2 ай бұрын

How the hell do some these people become members of a public office, they should not even be given the right to vote. Time for a big clear out USA, and start again from scratch.

@ricklocke1187 2 ай бұрын

Starting with reprogramming from religious zealotry and maga lunacy will hopefully just dissipate and you might get some sane gun laws passed

@maryrosekent8223 2 ай бұрын

What are these people smoking, drinking, snorting? They be crazy!

@user-ff8vo1se8v Ай бұрын

We NEED you Jimmy Kimmel 💙💙💙🥰

@kait6994 2 ай бұрын

2:36 I have done LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME THING. The only difference is that the cat’s name was Vader. Bc the bunny appeared to be a baby in this video too. I cursed at Vader too. 😂😂😂