Trump Hush Money Case: Trial By Liar! | Christopher Titus

Trump Hush Money Case: Trial By Liar! | Christopher Titus | Armageddon Update

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2 ай бұрын

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@HappyWife93 2 ай бұрын

Can we please get rid of the electoral college and make it easier with a simple popular vote?

@anhurtorrez 2 ай бұрын

We can't how else are the GoP supposed to win?

@catherinekittykat 2 ай бұрын

RIGHT?? ELECTORAL COLLEGE IS A SCAM

@anhurtorrez 2 ай бұрын

@danielwilliams8346 that's how the GoP wants it, and than say the other side did it.

@ricksimon9867 2 ай бұрын

You think that will make things better? You'd still have 48% fascists in your population.

@maoama 2 ай бұрын

You're an American? Then get off your ass and protest about that.. like wow guys no Muslim nation gives two damns about Palestine Hamas yet white Christian students do? Amazing. "Yall Yankees are Yeller" n good luck

@bazzer124 2 ай бұрын

You can always tell when the defendant is lying. His mouth is moving. Keep on telling the truth, Christopher. Cheers....

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

Well I'm voting for the great Donald J. Trump this November and I urge everyone else to do the same..🇺🇸

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

The great Donald J. Trump will MAGA! 🇺🇸

@Timithydwolf 2 ай бұрын

@@PaulRossi-kh4fn normally people put Mickey Mouse when they vote for fictional characters.

@user-qs5pb6yg7w 2 ай бұрын

@PaulRossi-kh4fn is that you Donnie?

@keithwhitehead4897 2 ай бұрын

The number of times Trump has said publicly he is sexually attracted to his daughter...and she STILL just "oh daddy" laughs it off ( anyone elses daughter would be seeking an protective order)...

@paulpryor850 2 ай бұрын

Ivanka gets off on it!

@abortretryfail9350 2 ай бұрын

I'm betting she's holding "something" over his head like the sword of Damocles.....

@verminkillah6622 2 ай бұрын

Maybe that's why she is nowhere to be found at daddy's trial(s). lol

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@keithwhitehead4897 2 ай бұрын

@@OldPainlessSR-71 There is a difference between nudity and sex, ask any nudist. However if true in a bad sense then yes he should ALSO be excluded However on Snopes: "Repeatedly, I hear others grossly misinterpret my once-private writings and lob false accusations that defame my character and those of the people I love." As opposed to Trump who openly lusts after Ivanka. Trump aides said he repeatedly talk about her voluptuous body to others..and Trump is a sex offender

@jareaux12 2 ай бұрын

Titus, the hero we need

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

lol..🤣😂😆😁

@wanderer5766 2 ай бұрын

Kim Jong Burnt Umber 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@johnbowersox738 2 ай бұрын

In Trumps defense. Shutting up and not saying anything is the closest Trump ever came to being truthful.

@mikel5582 2 ай бұрын

Spot on assessment of the MAGA clown show.

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@greghudson3735 2 ай бұрын

Those are some sick sick people

@tonygunk1886 2 ай бұрын

_”it’s not Trump’s fault, it’s his voters fault”_ Bingo 🎯 end of story 🫡

@OU812-dc8nd 2 ай бұрын

So I guess Biden destroying the country is still Trumps fault.

@Lisa-by9vm 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 But he only got 74 Million Idiot to Vote for him! 😂😂😂

@nonnyena4267 2 ай бұрын

_"All i can do is tell the truth."_ But, *No!* Actually "telling the truth" is something he seems to be absolutely *physically* _incapable_ of doing. _Even his _*_saying_*_ just _*_that_*_ is an out-&-out _*_lie!_*

@gryjffrs 2 ай бұрын

He says all he can do is tell the truth as he's lying about testifying. A prosecutor would have a field day with him in the box where lies have consequences. And any defense attorney would have a brain hemorrhage were he to seriously attempt it, even the low rated ones he uses.

@chriskrausesmovie 2 ай бұрын

Trump couldnt tell the truth if he was in liar liar😅

@michaelmeandros551 2 ай бұрын

.....oh, easy, the pen is sooo fucking red, reddest pen you've ever seen, it's unbelievable, big red pen, with tears in it's eyes....😂

@glenngriffon8032 2 ай бұрын

He couldn't tell the truth even if you paid him

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@PowerSeekerCrossFit1 2 ай бұрын

You are the effing man, CT! Nothing but truth…

@shaft5theng 2 ай бұрын

Bubba will find a way to violate Trump in prison

@JakNekon 2 ай бұрын

Spectacular as usual!

@americozepeda5148 2 ай бұрын

Actually he did win in his scam college case, he scammed em out of 75mil. and only had to pay back 25mil.

@gryjffrs 2 ай бұрын

That's a method tried and true by Wall St. to steal billions from Americans. And when government is forced to finally do something about it, pay only millions in fines for the criminal behavior that ruins the lives of the less connected. Jamie Dimon is one who comes readily to mind here.

@jacquelinesmith1215 2 ай бұрын

On the money Christopher!

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@abortretryfail9350 2 ай бұрын

You sir, are the man.

@HappyWife93 2 ай бұрын

Right on brother.

@LeoDomitrix 2 ай бұрын

"All I can do is tell the truth" is the biggest lie this guy ever told.

@jimstebbins8273 2 ай бұрын

GUILTY!!! GUILTY!!! First victory of many to come. 🔥🔥

@paulvamos7319 2 ай бұрын

You go Titus, scream that sanity! 😂

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

Yeah scream your insanity Titus..lol..🤣

@paulvamos7319 2 ай бұрын

@@PaulRossi-kh4fn What? That's what he always use to say!

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@onefastcyclist 2 ай бұрын

always spot on and entertaining!

@jeffclark9765 2 ай бұрын

Hell yeah Mr. Titus! Someone FINALLY used that scene from Training Day!

@SoloEcho 2 ай бұрын

If he is found guilty he loses all privileges given to him by the government. Its simple as that.

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

Is that an actual fact , or are you just hoping that happens?

@SoloEcho 2 ай бұрын

@@mikestacks4155 thats a fact.

@D-Pocalypse 2 ай бұрын

Ahhhh, The Trumpanzee......

@tonystark341 2 ай бұрын

You're the best man ! 👍🏻👍🏻

@atomdent 2 ай бұрын

Rolling! GREATNESS !!!

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

And the greatness is the great Donald J. Trump for a better America and future for everyone..🇺🇸

@terryoquinn8199 2 ай бұрын

You should really lay off of the narcotics , that shit 💩 has made you null and void ! ☝️

@sylviapolk6667 2 ай бұрын

I could watch all day! Roflmao!😅😅😅😅😅😅

@keltonscott734 2 ай бұрын

No One is Above the Law ⚖️ 🗽 🇺🇲 🌠 ⭐ 🌟 ✨

@TruthfromanAlien 2 ай бұрын

Keep speaking the Truth Titus!!!

@richardhernandez5481 2 ай бұрын

Keep doing these clips. They're hilarious and spot on. Can you imagine MTG tied to a chair, mouth taped and forced to watch these. Her head would explode from hearing the truth.

@Runnerup5.68 2 ай бұрын

King Meidas in reverse "The Hollies" sums up trump!

@jimmytutiven6283 2 ай бұрын

Lol...😂.. u too funny!!

@donaldsmith1415 2 ай бұрын

And from what I've heard a stinky one at that 😂😂😂😅😅😅!!!!!!!!

@metalgamingwarrior2714 2 ай бұрын

1:21 Thx Chris. Thanks for the nightmares!

@keithmorehead4962 2 ай бұрын

Damn Titus!!!!😂

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

"Training Day" !

@notYisan 2 ай бұрын

Tonald Drump, Felon

@norahulsey7247 2 ай бұрын

❤❤

@enigmaforlorn Ай бұрын

I actually almost spit my drink on my monitor at "Kim Jong Burnt-Umber."

@karltodd7313 2 ай бұрын

Ty again titus

@zarakikon6352 2 ай бұрын

Chris, I love the Armageddon Updates. But I couldn't tell it was one because it doesn't mention it in the title.

@ronniedavis5404 2 ай бұрын

Funny

@angeliquestarsmommy 2 ай бұрын

My favorite part of all of this, other than Titus is FUCKING right & hilarious, is at the end when he goes on his right on track RANTS out the door!! ❤❤❤

@marciclark8266 2 ай бұрын

👽👽👽Love your Scooby sound, lol. I'm in ND but would love to watch your show in person...

@tailwaggindragon 2 ай бұрын

@1:24 vote blue, not spew. 🤣😂😅👍

@janetmcclellen733 2 ай бұрын

Yep and they are so whiney too

@kmagnussen1052 2 ай бұрын

This is what happens when the family tree has no branches!

@FarahWayAstrologyandTarot 2 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@stargazer-elite 2 ай бұрын

Good let him choose to not testify. This will just make it more likely that he is convicted guilty.

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

If the great Donald J. Trump is convicted he'll become even more popular and well liked..🇺🇸

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

I really hope & right you are . How can Trump not testifying, be seen to this Jury as anything but negative ?!!

@daniellemusella1594 2 ай бұрын

I've heard him referred to as "Duck L' Orange." (5/26/2024)

@7rob27 2 ай бұрын

Finally someone said it. An idiot can only become king of the idiots, if there are enough idiots around.

@pizzaishappiness7994 2 ай бұрын

I like Mango Mussolini. 😂👍 Jimmy Kimmel? Whatever,it's funny.

@SonicSlicer 2 ай бұрын

Mango Mussolini is better than mine, I've been saying Mar-A-Lago Mussolini.

@FurtiveSkeptical 2 ай бұрын

Tangerine Palpatine. 🍊💩

@8arrows 2 ай бұрын

When I clicked on this ep. I was shown a commercial with Lara “Anne Conway” Trummkopf. Hawking a black Trummkopf credit card. They ARE going to commit wire fraud again.

@WarmasterJoshmaul 2 ай бұрын

Mr. Titus, I wish to thank you for the fitting nickname of "Sweet Potato Hitler". I use it from time to time. :D

@John-eq8cu Ай бұрын

Needs a Rage Meter

@verminkillah6622 2 ай бұрын

Oh, also congrats at finally putting in links at the end of your videos... 😉😛

@christophermartin5742 2 ай бұрын

He’s more burnt sienna than umber.

@SpiritofTexas1590 2 ай бұрын

Mango Mussolini

@catherinekittykat 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

@Paul-tg4xg 2 ай бұрын

Hey Chris u ever thought of going on tour in the UK? Your venues would sell out in an instant. so how bout it?

@dogit1840 2 ай бұрын

💥💥🍔

@Xtracoolnerd 2 ай бұрын

I wish Biden would run big campaigns calling out Trump as coward. “Coward won’t testify”, “look he didn’t testify”, “coward won’t debate me”, we are already seeing the excuses coming. But maybe baiting Trump would let him decide to testify to try and prove he is not a coward, which would be awesome because instead we get to prove he is a liar if he testifies.

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

Great thought & idea !

@tampabayfilmguy 2 ай бұрын

I prefer “Cheeto Jesus”.

@tidalwaveknight1897 2 ай бұрын

I don't got no dad. Am I worthless?

@danielwhite1923 2 ай бұрын

Reichers awaits 🪦

@string_fellow_hawk 2 ай бұрын

Please go GP with Orangteeno

@michaelmeandros551 2 ай бұрын

Too bad his classified documents criminal justice is on permanent hold from judge cannon

@ronaldbarker5407 2 ай бұрын

To call canon a judge us like calling a Florida’s a human only republican and only Florida

@randypowell3374 2 ай бұрын

If Trump's lips are moving, he's lying.

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@restock_1731 2 ай бұрын

Let's be really honest with ourselves. trump will definitely get away with all of his crimes.

@nonaboccalupo7733 2 ай бұрын

Yep and what I don’t understand, the most important one, stealing government documents the judge in Florida did a discontinue indefinitely! WTF that’s jail time! She was appointed by trump, she not even qualified! Don’t these women know if he wins, they already have a replacement for her job. She can’t work have money and never vote again.

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

Really ?! Even if he's found guilty in this current Trial he's in ? Is that what you call "getting away with it ?"

@djksfhakhaks 2 ай бұрын

Lol

@flashbang45 2 ай бұрын

As a card collector, I love the shirt. Also, Trump sucks.

@nancy.dave.williams 2 ай бұрын

Don’t kid yourself. Unfortunately there are educated people voting for Trump. Bill Barr for example

@SystemofaDowns 2 ай бұрын

What a dork

@TimRogers-iv9uz 2 ай бұрын

My wife has a crush on you!

@johnpaul8885 2 ай бұрын

Keep them coming out Christopher.just incredible with this Damn guy get away with, karma is a bitch and he’s so gonna find that out..vote blue

@Rawb-kt7fe 2 ай бұрын

I prefer to call him the Pumpkin orangutan; sorry, no offense to actual 🦧 Orangutans!

@charleskenney5174 2 ай бұрын

TDS

@The_R-n-I_Guy 2 ай бұрын

Lots of bots in the comments

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

"I'm a bot, & I have too go oil now !"

@BADCEEDSstudio 2 ай бұрын

Hm ... you snagged the name Armageddon Update, which gives you the possibility to cover any apocalyptic topic that fits the week. As fascinating as the former ... (*swallows vomit) president may be, there are a plethora of other looming threats out there not residing within the political theater. Just a thought for the sake of diversity (and cause his name and face are so tiring). Keep crankin' out that content ma dude!

@dbslayer56 2 ай бұрын

The "ELECTORAL COLLEGE" will put drumph right back in the Presidency, Mark my words!!!!

@PaulRossi-kh4fn 2 ай бұрын

Good, I sure hope so! 🇺🇸👌

@mikestacks4155 2 ай бұрын

Then why didn't the "college" put him there in 2020 ? And please don't say the election was rigged.

@miaha3064 2 ай бұрын

California Democrats

@belowmeoff 2 ай бұрын

Are you having a Trump moment? Finish your sentence.

@miaha3064 2 ай бұрын

I don't need to finish my sentence it obviously got your attention

@belowmeoff 2 ай бұрын

So your just a troll. Got it.

@miaha3064 2 ай бұрын

@@belowmeoff no just amused by dumb people

@miaha3064 2 ай бұрын

@@belowmeoff no just amused by dumb people that would rather see our country crumble than prosper

@JohnnyDelco 2 ай бұрын

Nobody likes Biden bro 🤣

@aggressiveattitudeera887 2 ай бұрын

MAGA tears!

@johnsayles8032 2 ай бұрын

You are correct I don't like Biden, that said I absolutely loathe Donald j Trump. Because he's a criminal, and a bigot, and has made the country worse on top of getting a lot of people killed and trying to steal power.

@jacobt4013 2 ай бұрын

Your mom did. Stop hating on him because he didn't legitimize you.

@JohnnyDelco 2 ай бұрын

@@jacobt4013 he definitely legitimized his daughter Ashley. That we do know 🙄

@jacobt4013 2 ай бұрын

@@JohnnyDelco At least he didn't lust after her, like Trump did.

@duanecarroll8255 2 ай бұрын

ORANGE TUED for GRAVEL PIT 2024

@OldPainlessSR-71 2 ай бұрын

Snopes quietly changes Ashley Biden diary story to "True"

@NothingNowhere-vu5oq 2 ай бұрын

Like every politician that's ever existed hasn't done this very thing. All of these things. I hate the guy. If people had spent the last few years proving that he is emotionally and intellectually incompetent, no one would be in a position to claim that he's a martyr. Most of this stuff is Ad Hominem anyway. Way to blow it.