impeachment 2: electric Chair boogaloo

Impeachment 2: Electrocute the Boogaloo!

@@DylanWills312 damn, you beat me to it

Impeachment 2: Impeach Harder

This impeachment is 100% Not Valid being it was done by a group of Criminal democrats! Trump is President for 4 more years!

A more incisive way of saying "You'll never get a second chance to make a first impression."

The Snake, a poem.

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc Nicely stated!!!

@@petek7951 Many of the people we saw storm the Capitol definitely don’t care about republicans, the rule of law, democracy and even Trump. He could the next one hanging from the gallows. But he is their best bet since he doesn’t mind white supremacy, condoning it, encouraging it even. Maybe he is one himself. His father taught him well anyway. Take care and stay safe.

.........yup,.......and threatened to kill members of the government, planted bombs and killed people.

Only fools support this fool.

they can stick that confederate flag right up their

@@markmac2206 I'll finish it for you. "ASS"

Great point

"My impeachment will be phenomenal. It will be the most tremendously, fantastic impeachment in the history of America....no in the world!"

The worst thing is that it would be actually be true in case he actually said that.

This impeachment is 100% Not Valid being it was done by a group of Criminal democrats! Trump is President for 4 more years!

My impeachments are much impeachier. Experts say so. Everyone says so!

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He is my favorite Mitch McConnell impersonator. He's great.

He's a coward with no good answers. All he can say is " Man. Woman. Person. Camera. TV." F'ing pathetic. Edit: or "Antifa did it."

He has the biggest microphone in the world, but he cant use it because he's a pathologically lying sociopathic malignant narcissist and every time he opens his mouth it's to whine. I love how the right are screaming about "conservative voices being censored" when the only reason it happens is because they lie, threaten violence or commit acts of stochastic terrorism. Jack Dorsey can kick you the f*ck off of his platform whenever he wants. What happened to "the free market?" Yall turn in to full blown communists when twitter does something you dont like. *Republicans: All hypocrisy, all the time.*

Exactly! People acting like social media is the only way for a president to communicate instead of the truth which is social media is the only way for T**** to communicate because he can't cope with being questioned just like any other president in the history of America has been. - what do people think the reporters at the White house are there for? T**** is no victim.

Both Trump and his opponents in the ruling class have strong totalitarian inclinations. Of course we need to worry about fascists. However, we also must not forget about Orwellians. Power cares about control, not about ideology. Evidence for this can be seen in the fact that Big Tech has also censored the left (e.g., the World Socialist Web Site). "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence." - Hitchens's razor

He has a captive major network and two minor ones that he could continue to use that won’t ask questions, not to mention countless radio talk shows. But he doesn’t get the instant feedback of his followers to pump him up on broadcast media. And here is the crux. This isn’t about free expression, this is about Trump and his followers reinforcing each other, mutually supporting what is worst in all of them. The link is broken, Trump can no longer experience the online adulation of his fanatics, nor do they get their Trump fix. This was never about expression, it was about a feedback loop. I dunno, but maybe he really will fade away without Twitter. Maybe portions of his base will wake up or otherwise find their way out of the fog of their delusions. I wouldn’t count on it, but who knows?

LOLOLOL!!!!!!

Did you not live during 2020? Lol. There hasn’t exactly been unity preaching from the left this year.

Stephanie Marie Antifa didn’t storm the capital. Antifa also didn’t conduct a fascist coup. Republican fascists incited by Trump did both of those things. It was last week.

Grant J The fascists who have spent the past 2 months lying about election fraud and filing frivolous lawsuits in order to incite civil unrest want unity?

Stephanie Marie Trump already lost the election and got impeached (again). Your lies accomplish nothing other than demonstrating your own ignorance.

Practice makes perfect.😁

That about sums it up. Even though they weren't much afraid of anything for 4 years of Trump and his gestapo being put on BLM protests in Portland or the gassing of peaceful demonstrators so he could take a walk for a block to the church that he's never been to to hold up the Bible, upside down if I recall correctly, the book he never even opened.

Exactly! Those cowards.

The Democrats feel, if you can't rule...jam a stick between the spokes of every bicycle and flip the whole thing on its head. That is unity folk's!

BLM was hateful. Have you ever been to a Trump rally? It’s like a giant family bbq and EVERYONE is more than welcome. Stop being lazy and get out there and meet some folks. Democrats are so damn miserable.. why?

Death to Marxist filth

This time he tried to get other people to commit the treason for him.

NONE! NO LESSONS LEARNED! EVER!

Awesome anecdote, thanks for sharing!

Aww! Seth seems like such a solid dude this makes me happy

Years ago I bought a a bag of weed of him. He was holding the door to McDonald's open .

@@vinnymccabe9269 what a cool dude!

He was impeached twice in the same lifetime, that alone is a record.

Impeached more times than elected

Someone forgot to inform leftists that you need the senate to actually impeach, and they failed at that the first time and will fail again. It's a dog and pony show simply because they hate Trump that much. Once again liberals are mentally ill.

@@spectralthundr9525 You need the Senate to convict and remove from office. But the impeachment power itself is solely the purview of the House and stands forever. Right wingers really need to understand the Constitution they thump so much

Thus if someone suffers sanctions from a kangaroo court, their name is truly disgraced?

I have seen the pictures there must be nothing left in downtown Portland

@Nic DeGrave Different Portlander here. I can confirm that I am not currently engulfed in flames and my apartment seems to be okay.

I love that literally no one in politics cared about us until last summer, when they decided we fit their narrative. Also not being looted.

How is that even possible? According to Q Anon player characters, Portland was burned to the ground. Every city where there was a BLM protest was burned to the ground. Don’t tell me they were lying!! 😏

😂Very glad to hear that.😂💙💚 But, let's face it, if you're not on board with GOP story telling, they really don't have any use for you. Make that, use for us. Could be worse tho, we could live in Ohio & have Jordan as a representative.

So much winning.

truly going down in history

"achieve"

More achivements he can brag about " no one knows more about starting an insurrection than me." ; "No one knows how to make more money w phony voter fraud than me. " "no one can watch this insurrection footage while eating big macs more than me."

There’s a hunt against President Trump!

Master Cody, good one, so true.

The laugh 😂

Mitch might wanna forget about trump but I say we remind them .. alot!

Right??!!

I like Trevor Noah's "mwah"

Admittedly that was very funny.

ShamonE! -also Michael Jackson

in prison

And you are still sore about that 2 years later? All because they never apologized? :-)

Perfect

@@FutureCommentary1 No. Because they didn’t share the meth.

@@FutureCommentary1 it's been one week. There's still a hole under the wallpaper. And they're still producing meth...

Nah, they mean cancel culture. Or they think they do. To me, cancel culture is when you stay on the platform, but your community starts to unfollow or post negatively about you. Like when Twitter had to explain that JK Rowling hadn't died because the hash tag RIPJKRowling (or something like it) was floating around. From my n00b experience on the Internet, what's happening to Trump is, he's getting banned for violation of the terms of use. If he wasn't the President, he probably would have been banned awhile back.

No, cancel culture meaning authoritarian communism.

Too long of a word. I don't think they know what it means.

@@michaelbell75 "Socialism is when people hold you accountable for stuff, and when a whole lot people hold you accountable, that's communism." I would love to see your definition of communism; I need a good laugh, and the cope comps of Magats have been running dry

It’s called censorship

Yeah, the first impeachment which was based on lies and used to cover up genuine corruption with Joe Biden, his scumbag family, and members of the Democrat party. It was triggered after Trump asked the Ukrainian president to look into something that has now been proven 100% true. You can easily find audio recordings of Joe Biden and President Poroshenko here on youtube.

I never knew Trump was impeached I know they tried to impeach him using Lie's but failed

"Empty shirt"?....you're being waaaaay too diplomatic.

how sad is this Tump in his 3 speeches last week never mentioned that brave man's name

@@lesleymcshanemitchell9651 you can’t expect a narcissist to talk about anyone besides himself.

sadly well said

You mean the guy that died of natural causes?

I do not know why republicans are so timid that they wouldn't take this chance to rid themselves of this plague (trump) AGAIN. I'm guessing trump had them figured correctly "they are greedy and stupid".

@@oldrrocr simple answer. No Balls.

That would require Americans to care enough to actually vote.

CiCi - Lord knows, a large group of "never trumpers" tried during 2015 and early 2016 to cancel the biggest loser early on. But then most of them turned to invertebrate wussy bootlickers of their orange false god.

@@oldrrocr Sad that only 10 republicans voted to impeach. 10. What's wrong with rest of them?

I read this in his voice. Well Done.

This impeachment is 100% Not Valid being it was done by a group of Criminal democrats! Trump is President for 4 more years!

Lol love this

@@trueresponse3257 Well voice your grievances with someone else...because I don't care that you don't think it's valid. It's not up to you. Unless you're a representative or a senator...you're just another voice in the wind.

@@trueresponse3257 cry us a river. The new president will be great so long as he’s not racist or bans guns.

To me it's not interesting. The guy is highly consistent. He keeps doing the same thing over and over again. I'm quite curious what he'll be able to mess up in prison.

@@a0flj0 my guess is he’s bound to ruin the laundry or license plates!

As I knew was going to happen the second I heard he was elected Potus. Nothing he does is a success.

One Thousand Thumbs Up !

People so easily manipulated and oblivious to reality...On top of it all, yinz think he will actually go to jail, despite breaking no laws...I wish to be ignorant for a day, see what that's like...

Brilliant!

Cuz he'll never get what he needs 🤭

The Clash: "I Fought the Law and The Law Won" is on every courthouse Spotify list.

That would have been perfect!😁

"But if you try sometimes, oh you just might find... you get impeeeeeaaaaached! Oh yeah!"

Speaking as an Ohioan, Gym Jordan definitely isn't our best. Not when we're also responsible for future HUD secretary Marcia Fudge, Senator Sherrod Brown, and Our Revolution chair (and probably soon-to-be-representative) Nina Turner among others.

Im also from a poorly represented state (in the house of representatives at least- our Senators are currently the least terrible case scenario). I believe that the voter repression of our states will (eventually) be overcame. I will pray for Nina Turner. Much love from an atheist in Arizona.

Gerrymandering and voter suppression are the only reasons that worthless carcass is still in office

@@thexalon His district must be such a hive of scum and stupidity.

Jordan makes me 🤮

It's the idea he has the launch codes for our nuclear weapons that worries me.

More like a ten year old sulking and mourning the absence of his friends, and life as he knows it... how about another bankruptcy just to get a fresh start😝

They stopped giving him the real codes after the Helsinki meeting with Putin. Pelosi has had control of the nukes for 3 years now!

@@downallyourstreets 😝

Sure DT is still crushing and snorting tons of Adderrall. With a person like him doing that no telling what craziness he will come up with.

Lol clownish justice system... clownish ppl

Exactly. I mean I am still in awe over the fact that the White House could literally tell Witnesses from the quid quo pro incident that they can't testify.

"Didnt find anything" Report literally stated the only reason Trump isnt being indichted is because he's sitting president.

Cause they only prey on the ignorance of people not to do their own research and read anything to even save their own lives..

not to mention like 19 people were indicted.

And a big cheese.

@@philipclayberg4928 2 number 9's

They were all calling for unity while attacking Democrats and supporting a president who did nothing but widen the divide. He called them "do-nothing Democrats" how many times? Sleepy Joe? Crazy Joe? Pocahontas? Crazy Bernie?Crooked Hillary? Did they forget about all that? He literally incited sedition, yet his goons want to say that we need to promote unity by not holding him accountable?!

I swear I heard the faint echo of millions of Americans cheering when Trump got impeached for the second time. Sounded like unity to me!

Speaking for myself, I have no interest in unifying with the people who enabled the traitor who tried to overthrow our govt.

he lost everything in just 12 months

@K B 😷😂😂😂✌👋

@K B sure, but if the senate convicts then they can vote to ban him from holding public office ever again. That would be a great way for the GOP to distance themselves from Turnip after four years of their boot licking. I mean, no one admitted to supporting Nixon after he was done. Why would this be any different? Especially now that Twitter has decided to enforce their TOS and finally ban Turnip.

@@nartou1175 hes been losing for most of his life lol

Would bet that the hundreds (if not thousands) of contractors, employees, engineers Trump cheated over forty years are getting some satisfaction in watching this man get what he actually reaped.

The 9000th HAL surely there is someone decent in your district that you can replace him with.

I think that's an insult to haunted dolls - Gym "sexually abusing boys is fine" Jordan is a very real, very screwed up, human being.

His gross tiny little teeth creep me out so bad. Glad he won’t be smiling much from now on.

Annabelle's Daddy

I keep on slipping up and calling him Jim Jones.... Oops wrong cult.

That would be perfect!

What if they water boarded him for information? Wasn't he the guy demanding death to terrorists?

The rest of the band dancing around him also.

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God, if only I could upvote this and repeatedly give it likes.

Unfortunately, they probably will be voted back in

@@Smeginator Not unlikely. There's a giant market of 75 M voters out there that have shown to be "somewhat open" to radical ideas and concepts.

​@@mitanni0 Well let's remember 75M voted before knowing that the person they voted for would allow a man to convince rioters to storm the capital. Plus if Dems really want to prevent the GOP from trying to regain the power, they no doubt will try and change the election system (voting by mail or online for everyone) before 2022 so GOP's can't try and use the tactics that they've been using to help them have a chance at power.

@@AlexOlinkiewicz I sure hope that said 75M are doing serious soul searching now. Reforming the election system seems overdue. I'm no American, thus do not know for sure; but. I assume that making major changes to the election system can not be done by simple majority. In my country, you'd need 67%.

they are all doing great work. I think Jon Oliver is always true and passionate.

@@morbidmanmusic I agree. I actually wasn’t a huge fan of Colbert’s show when he first took over Late Night. But his recent material has been gold.

I thank John mulaney. He’s writing the zingers

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How many lunatic fringes have attacked the capital?

dayum..missiles fired

When you believe literally everything you're told and refuse to even question anything or be objective in any way, you kind of have to accept that you're a sheep and not a panda.

Stephen Colbert quoted a survey that said 45% of republican voters are ok with storming the Capitol - that's not a fringe. I can't believe that number is that hight though... But even if was 50% off, It's still way too high to call these extremists a fringe.

It's also not seamless, because a seamless transition would have started 2 months ago to ensure Biden's team is fully informed and prepared when taking office.

Trump has still not conceded. He has not admitted Biden won. He hasn’t said that the election was fair. He refuses to say he lost. That’s a problem.

@@dr.g3860 It's only a problem if you--or at least his base--don't understand that this is all Trump has to offer. He cannot relent. He cannot concede. He does not know how to stoop to conquer. It is his human nature. Not pretty, granted, but he is a human who is controlled primarily, if not exclusively, by his vestigial reptilian brain.

The Republic of Gilead?

@@dr.g3860 not at this point

Technically that happened on his first impeachment 😂

@@gavsmith1980 correct. But he doubled down on it to make sure that he was truly the winner! It's like gold medals to Trump, "I got two impeachments, Obama didn't get any!"

@@briandbeaudin9166 Same with Twitter bans, Obama got zero, Trump got two, he was right, his fans must be tired from all that winning.

That’s unfair - he would never bury someone else in lawsuits...

And federal/state charges

@@sp4nrs huh? That was all he did to any contractor he shoet changed. 😂

@ yeah it was a joke...

And jail time

It's good luck.

Lmao awesome reference 🤣

Indeed. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a violent insurrection.

@@ironmike7562 lol anytime

@@gompedyret haha

@@moniquedamphousse9682 Let's not discuss it too much, or else the OJ Simpson of politics & his followers might get upset.,

What also helps evil is when Republicans do what they do on a daily basis

"Good people" are high on dope and enraged over the racist sexist Vogue cover making kamala look like a groupie, not a dignified wymyn, the GOAT

Good people are doing more than for many years, old man

@@derrickstorm6976 good people toking dope calling the tattoo parlor on their precious cell phone

Allegedly they were given tours of the place by some of the republican members of Congress the day before.

They asked a friendly cop for directions 😁

Push enough rats in the same maze at the same time and at least one will find the exit no matters the complexity of the maze.

AND FOX IS ON TONIGHT - still trying to stir up hate! This is also inciting violent insurrection. Can't they be taken off the air for this? Jeez! oh, and disregard my comments, if it causes you to lose your mind and commit murder or insurrection. You can control your emotions. You can control your emotions...

All speed!

"...terminate with extreme prejudice."

@mikea hiooi what?

Yup...silence is golden, isn't it!

@@user-md4di6yg2p i see what you did there

The worst thing you can do to a narcissist is NOT listening to them

@@TheKrilicious Yeah, turn off all the mics and cameras. Prevent him occupying ANY elected office in future- that's WHY to impeach & convict his poser ass.

Omg me too and he's not even my president.

Legendary 💯

but his fingers are so small

I like the word "infamy"

It’s Harder they come, but let’s not do that mental image.

Thanks to Trump, I found out that America's law is so laughably toothless to hold any rich powerful white person accountable. It's like a joke. For all Trump has done, there are still very little chance for him to end up in jail given that no US president before him has ever ended up in jail. By contrast, in South Korea it's considered a miracle if a former president doesn't end up in prison.

LOL!!!

LeL

Dude this killed me hahaha

232 is his number. Too bad, 222 would have been so much more impressive.

I would have a snarky comment about Dems and the impeachment, but that was a damn good joke. Kudos my friend. Kudos.

Trump has ruined the GOP brand. She cannot save it. But she is on the right side of history.

Too little too late. She still has an R after her name. Basically, she is acting like a member of the KKK saying they don't agree with the Grand Wizard but putting the hood right back on again. If she was a patriot, she would have left the Republican Party after hearing the phone conversation of Trump telling the Georgia Secretary of State to find him votes. The entire G.O.P. is ignoring that little phone call while still trying to overturn the election anyway they can.

Democrats gave him a pass on that impeachable call because he was leaving soon buy what he pulled last week is treason

@@shamanbeartwo3819 I agree it is a bit late to be switching sides, but at least she doesn't still support trump like so many other republicans are.

@@richhobo1216 A low bar to be sure, but at least she cleared it. Baby steps forward, I guess, are better than the hell-bent determination to destroy democracy and propagate lies as if that’s the new normal like, the rest of her party. Again, it’s a low bar.

I fear he will fan it in anyway. Even if he doesn't, magats now feel supported and probably won't just crawl under their rocks again.

You make a good point about him fanning the flames for 4 years. I was thinking that it was a moot point to bar him from running then when he will be too old to do it anyway, but you're right he'd go around threatening to run if he could and this gives him one less weapon in his arsenal of gaslighting. Still, he'll make a story about how being censured is because he is 'too real' and claim to be a radically good guy whose cons you should fall for, while he runs his kid as his puppet candidate.

He'll just get one of the kids to run

@@paulasparrow3571 thats what im thinking honestly. Don Jr already said he would

Yeah. And the fact that he won't get a secret service escort + looses his president title is nice too.

At least he wore a jacket, but unfortunately that did not help his image

@ his normal jacket is a white hood

@ You are probably right

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That is amazing! Haha

🤣🤣🤣 Be Best!

Glad she's observing social distancing guidelines.

lol,,be best and I don,t care~

Tell that to the Federal Government who had used violence every day since it began 200+ years ago. Googling vague quotes doesn't really give insight to the situation. There was violence at our border, where is the last refuge? There was violence when we gave a crack epidemic to the black communities, where is the last refuge? There was violence in the Spanish-American War, where is the last refuge? Violence happens everyday of Americas life, yet your vague quote from a sci-fi author isn't really digging deep into anything. _"When the day after tomorrow stops, your world will come to an end"_ -A Bullshit Vague Quote from Me that I just made up on the spot

@@BrandonMcBadass I think the point here, which is a good underlying point, is that someone who threatens you with a gun probably missed the opportunity to not have to employ the use of a gun. Compelling compliance generally means you failed to secure compliance thru non-coercive means. I think you’re misreading the quote; not that your subsequent points were without merit, I just think you’re applying the wrong lens

You don't have to love Trump, on order to like Trump or vote for him. All you have to do is actually pay attention to what dem reps say and do. You want 2 more years of lock down and bankruptcy for all but the very rich? You want more riots, and more cities burning? You want BLM outside your home with megaphones telling you, that they own your home, like they did in Portland? Then the democratic party is your party. You want freedom of the press extinguished, then the democratic party is your party. You want a nation where anyone who challenges a claim made by the democratic party, is accused of sedition, then you want the democratic party. You want a party that chooses to give away 33% of the entire GDP to other nations, because our nation is in economic turmoil, and you think that will solve it, then you share the logic of the democratic party. If you believe the racist idea, that crimes of generations past, can be inherited through skin color, then the democratic party, is your party. If you believe that the solution to all of our problems, is to throw the baby out with the bathwater, then you're a leftist democrat. You're not liberals anymore. Liberals still believe in freedom. Liberals still want to see evidence, when their authorities make claims, and refuse to follow blindly. Liberals don't accept being told that they can only read or listen to certain sources, because some news is bad, and that the evil people will suck you into a KZfaq rabbit hole, and turn you into a pod person #WalkAway activist! Want to find the biggest hypocrites who have ever been born? Find the BLM rioters, who killed a black man on the street, and posted a trophy video of him bleeding to death on the street. Why? Because black lives matter. Your beliefs go beyond delusion or hypocrisy, into the realm of the paradoxical. And who had outrage for the death of the black man, who was killed by BLM? Republicans. Who were the abolitionists, when slavery was shut down? The ones you blame for slavery now. Christians! John Brown, Charles Spurgeon, John Wesley, Theodore Weld, Harriet Stowe, Lyman Beecher, William Wilburforce, Sojourner Truth, Evangelists and Pesbyterians from the UK, Quakers from Pennsylvania, The American Anti-Slavery Society (founded by Theodore S. Wright), Methodist, Baptist, and Presbyterian members freed their slaves and sponsored black congregations, in which many black ministers encouraged slaves to believe that freedom could be gained during their lifetime. Christian books were written condemning slavery: "A Condensed Anti-Slavery Bible Argument" (1845) by George Bourne, and "God Against Slavery" (1857) by George B. Cheever. Roman Catholic statements against slavery also grew increasingly vocal during this era. In 1741, Pope Benedict XIV condemned slavery generally. In 1815, Pope Pius VII demanded the Congress of Vienna to suppress the slave trade. The Roman Catholic leader of the Irish in Ireland, Daniel O'Connell, supported the abolition of slavery in the British Empire and in America. With the black abolitionist Charles Lenox Remond, and the temperance priest Theobold Mathew, he organized a petition with 60,000 signatures urging the Irish of the United States to support abolition. O'Connell also spoke in the United States for abolition. Who tore down statues of abolitionists? Who listened when the black communities that BLM claims to represent, said they wanted police patrols, because murders increased, when they were gone? Who refused to teach you or show you these things? The authorities that you trust. If you want to keep believing what you believe, keep those blinders on, and bury your head in the sand deep. That is exactly where democrats want your heads to be. BLM has attacked people of every color, every ethnicity, elderly, and even killed black children. So bury your heads deep.

@@coda821 Hey champ, that's really interesting! But next time keep it to yourself.

@@coda821 You're better off without him. Half the country worships him and the other half wants to launch him into the sun. That's not a good leader.

good one

I will never get tired of Donald’s impeachments. Lol

The party of double standards that riots for months and spent 4 years screeching about every ist and phobe they could cram into a sentence continues to ignore everything they have ever done and try to gaslight people into thinking it never happened? Jacks complete lack of surprise.

@@HavokBWR I feel so bad for that strawman you're attacking, he's basically beaten to a pulp right now

Your thinking that a man can even be a God is telling.

​@@Jon_999 Its not a strawman, its the lefts cognitive dissonance. You people are so brainwashed that you cant even see reality in front of your face. In what world is this a strawman argument? You want the right to hold trump accountable yet you all cheer on left wing lawlessness.

@@HavokBWR How about you talk about something actually relevant. Ie, the president and his actions/base.

Jim Jordan, you're going to remembered for your position on this. Don't get comfortable in your office, you won't be voted in again

Oh you! 🤣

I thought it, you typed it 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMMFAO, dammit, don't make a funny joke while I'm inhaling.. nearly choked then I twinkled a little. Just a little.🌊🌊🌊

So lets add to this It’s fun to stay at the J-A-I-L! You can get yourself covid, you can have some good bleach You can do blame it on the left... They can blame everyone else they want while they pay the price of their own actions as long as they want, but it wont change the fact they broke the law while screaming law and order.

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