Trump Needs $454 Million, Fast | Why Nikki Haley Is Holding On

Trump Needs $454 Million, Fast | Why Nikki Haley Is Holding On | A “Total Genius” Speaks At CPAC

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3 ай бұрын

Donald Trump must come up with hundreds of millions of dollars before he can appeal the ruling in his New York civil fraud case, his GOP primary opponent is staying in the race despite losing her home state of South Carolina, and the former president defended his mental acuity in a speech to conservatives.
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@54mgtf22 3 ай бұрын

Say no to rapists Say no to traitors Say no to fraudsters Say no to liars Say no to cheats Say no to conmen Say no to dictators

@novampires223 3 ай бұрын

Thieves..

@MadHax-wt5tl 3 ай бұрын

Say no to allies of putin who quot hitler.

@breal7277 3 ай бұрын

And narcissists, sociopaths, criminals, misogynists, losers...

@dianneforit5409 3 ай бұрын

And, you can do it all with just one 'no'!

@elihan9 3 ай бұрын

Say no to genocide enablers.

@trevordodge7547 3 ай бұрын

Biden's economy must be great if trumpers can fork over $399 for a $12 pair of shoes.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ай бұрын

Most underrated comment in this section.

@treetopjones737 3 ай бұрын

The best quality from China. If they ship at all.

@AmariKhumalo 3 ай бұрын

@@treetopjones737 no be racist china strong country america strong if vote biden China love biden vote him not trump thank

@Commenting-answering 3 ай бұрын

@@AmariKhumalo Sweet. Please don’t feel offended. People make fun of made in China because Trump is always putting China down and then he has all his stuff made there. There is nothing wrong with the Chinese people.

@shutupimstilltalking 3 ай бұрын

@@Commenting-answeringthe Asians southwest of China are the better Asians in my opinion

@carolyntalbot947 3 ай бұрын

Forgetting Eric while he’s reading from a list of his own family members is absolutely peak Trump-it’s so on-the-nose that it can’t be real, and yet here we are.

@roberthill799 2 ай бұрын

@carolyntalbot947 It's almost as if Colbert's writers have created a new reality. 😳

@reidsusan4 3 ай бұрын

Omg. He had to read off his families names on cue cards and even then he missed Eric and Lara. 😂😂😂a stable genius for sure. 😅

@annphillips1086 3 ай бұрын

You'd think at least he'd remember Lara, as she's supposed to be looking after his (somebody else's) money.

@Opus313 3 ай бұрын

At Donnie's rallies, they have been removing seats so he isn't speaking to empty chairs, but he's been speaking to empty brains for quite some time...

@NewMessage 3 ай бұрын

See, that's good, right there.

@tsarfox3462 3 ай бұрын

LOL nice.

@EarthFlow_erPower 3 ай бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂

@tygrahof9268 3 ай бұрын

LOL

@richardrimbey4378 3 ай бұрын

He loves the uneducated!

@gamepapa1211 3 ай бұрын

I can't believe this needs to be said but here goes: when your candidate starts quoting Hitler, they should not be your Party candidate anymore!

@wintertrooper7918 3 ай бұрын

Depends on what you're quoting. I'm sure at one time or another Hitler had said "I have to pee"

@treetopjones737 3 ай бұрын

He already had his Beer Hall Putsch ( Jan. 6th. ).

@AmariKhumalo 3 ай бұрын

good job like you say truth vote biden

@wtf1185 3 ай бұрын

Well, we know that but republicans embrace and encourage Nazi ideals. Mom's for Liberty displayed a poster with a Hitler quote and proudly attributed it to him, and repubes count Nazi's among their supporters. They are a lost cause.

@Remedy462 3 ай бұрын

@wintertrooper7918 It is questionable whether Donald Trump read Hitler or knew about Hitler's phrasing. Donald Trump did not directly quote Hitler but Donald Trump did say that Immigrants are poisoning the blood of this quote which echoes Hitler saying impure Jewish blood poisons Aryian Germanic blood. He is an idiot too, so I think he knew and wanted to use it in his speeches but forgot it echoes Hitler later because of all the messes he's caused for himself.

@danieldole9423 3 ай бұрын

I think Nikki Haley's strategy is quite simple: If she stays in the Republican primary, and Trump gets disqualified, she will be the last Republican in the primary, and becomes the Republican nominee by default.

@fillevandefoor6587 3 ай бұрын

Only if Trump dies. If not he'll come up with whatever it takes to have a sycophant nominated.

@lotrfan2023 3 ай бұрын

And yet even if he's disqualified, I think Trump's own supporters will write him in and disavow the Supreme Court. I see this big red rubber stamp of FRAUD on his face ever since the NY ruling came out, but that's barely made a dent in his own believers. They made their own bed and they lie in it.

@theodorehaskins3756 3 ай бұрын

Exactly! Now the only thing left that she needs to happen is for Joe Biden to choke on a sandwich, because if Joe Biden can stand and walk to the podium on election night, she loses, because let’s face it, if you’re too afraid to tell the truth about why the Civil War was fought, then you are simply not fit to be president of The United States of America, because the truth actually matters to most of us. Capeech!😁😁😁

@DRourkey 3 ай бұрын

Honestly I think she's a double agent there to split the vote. If you want to know who's going to win the election, look for the person who doesn't align with the third party. Their vote doesn't get split.

@jerzeyguy71 3 ай бұрын

not saying anything that is on either side, but can she win then? maybe? but also on the same thought, the Dem's would have someone else as well putting themselves in the limelight just in case?

@kevindragon3883 3 ай бұрын

4 MORE CENTS!!! 4 MORE CENTS!!!

@cotus2408 2 ай бұрын

@GGsan-md8vj* Stormy

@petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 2 ай бұрын

2:06 FOUR MORE CENTS! FOUR MORE CENTS! FOUR MORE CENTS!

@Missy-Missy1111 3 ай бұрын

Trump's reality check just bounced❗️

@dorothyobrien7724 3 ай бұрын

👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂

@AmariKhumalo 3 ай бұрын

yes vote biden thank vote biden make america strong

@Mexicobeanpole 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@albrown1740 3 ай бұрын

The face of the modern GOP: He stands in front of a roomful of African Americans and he wants to find a common connection to them. Does he speak about an entrepreneurial spirt? Patriotism? Culture? Spiritualism? No, he speaks about criminality.

@ntandosekay 3 ай бұрын

Spot on 👌🏾 Extremely insulated by this dufus and the GOP.

@Xiroi87 3 ай бұрын

For some reason, the skin colour of those in attendance was too pale to have any African genes, more like European, which is why they avoided showing the audience

@firstlast-gn5bo 3 ай бұрын

@@Xiroi87Kimmel managed to find a clip. It includes chump and the logo behind him before panning wide to the mostly white audience.

@loranelizabeth9148 3 ай бұрын

But mostly himself.

@DrownedInExile 3 ай бұрын

Calling the Central Park Five!

@tylerkochman1007 3 ай бұрын

He even remembered Tiffany. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 but not Eric

@MechakittenX 3 ай бұрын

As one of "The Black People," I'd like to release a statement in response to Trump: "What the fuck?"

@MrAmtrak207 2 ай бұрын

Why not "GFY"?

@MechakittenX 2 ай бұрын

@@MrAmtrak207Excellent addition.

@anishia 2 ай бұрын

My eyes got so round with rage as I heard that O.O

@suelewis689 2 ай бұрын

He's an idiot! Did you see JIMMY kimball when Al Pachino was on ythe other night? he couldn't stop himself once he got into his Trump rank.

@laalaa99stl 3 ай бұрын

Every day Nikki stays in the race, the Donald has to waste time, energy, and most importantly, money campaigning against her instead of Biden. So go, Nikki, go! And take TFG with you!

@laraq07 3 ай бұрын

And she can still raise campaign money ... diverting it out the hands of the Republican party/Trump.

@bonniejosavland3227 3 ай бұрын

@@laraq07exactly 😂❤🎉 where LaraLee can’t grift it like she did the dog rescue 🛟 & Eric the children’s cancer charity 😢

@stevens9625 3 ай бұрын

Nikki knows she can't beat Donnie in the primaries through votes - she, and her donors are just hoping the courts disqualify Trump so she wins by default. Her campaign wants him in jail more than the democrats.

@Adam.Langton 3 ай бұрын

I think she's banking on Trump going to jail and winning by default. Unless that "none of the above candidates" contender takes the win 🤔

@kingace6186 3 ай бұрын

She's just as bad as him. But as long as she is still splitting the vote, she should keep going!! (This is what Meatball Ron was supposed to be doing😮‍💨 Nikki is losing but nothing is more embarrassing than being Ronnie)

@user-cp5js4lt6i 3 ай бұрын

You skipped the best part: the reason he was reading his family members' names off of a note card. The day before he called Melania "Mercedes". It's still better than when he thought E. Jean Carroll was his wife.

@user-eg9pz1cy5z 3 ай бұрын

😂

@treetopjones737 3 ай бұрын

Melania asks lawyer what happens to her pre-nup if Donald goes to prison.

@solderbuff 3 ай бұрын

Omg, for real? 😂

@DawnDavidson 3 ай бұрын

@@solderbuffYep! For real! 😂😂😂

@TheIronMarshall 3 ай бұрын

@@DawnDavidsonwhere did you hear that?

@rpryce2140 3 ай бұрын

Kudos to the folks who watch Trump's unhinged speeches so Stephen (and others) can tell jokes about him. They couldn't pay me enough.....

@sterlingbowman6205 3 ай бұрын

How would I survive a week without Stephen's take on the news?!

@Opus313 3 ай бұрын

The tide is turning against Donnie... First his wallet, then his freedom! Vote Blue 💙 to give him something to stew about in solitary...

@starmom4497 3 ай бұрын

Do you think these yahoo's are going to nominate him again?

@Angie2343 3 ай бұрын

YES!

@misterdeadbeat4050 3 ай бұрын

Not gonna happen ;)

@econecoff1725 3 ай бұрын

Re: "Tide turning against Don" -- No it's not, God's still making plenty of idiots, maybe he's emptying out his supply to make room for gamblers or something.

@Legend-mg2ry 3 ай бұрын

@@misterdeadbeat4050Russians can’t vote 😊

@dialNforNinja 3 ай бұрын

"I encourage them to do whatever the hell they want" - Donald Trump talking about attacking people delinquent on their bills, unless it's his bills

@chuyocaca4153 3 ай бұрын

good call ! DNN

@babybijou969 3 ай бұрын

“Please *don’t* be too nice,” Donald Trump said, regarding police transporting suspects

@scottpetitclerc9213 3 ай бұрын

You re a fool... Trump paid that bank loan off without 1 issue ... The bank even spoke in court saying they loved doing business with Trump and they would do again. This is why Biden got elected because people like you get your news from lame talk shows

@embreis2257 3 ай бұрын

the only one being 'delinquent on paying their bills' is Trump himself; not a single NATO country falls in that category because this obligation simply doens't exist

@ghighiannemorrison4922 3 ай бұрын

But they aren't they pay

@LaSnob711 3 ай бұрын

Nikki's waiting to replace Prisoner Trump 😂

@phillipmolis8398 3 ай бұрын

Stephen ….. Buy a round ofdrinks for the writers! Y’all put forward a Great show!!! Gratitude!!

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ай бұрын

Remember, if you DO receive those size-10 sneakers, you can say they're size 12 to help you get that loan, or size 8 to help you get that tax deduction.

@01535016151189 3 ай бұрын

Well done, sir! Very well done! 😂 Shoe-ly one of the best Trump jokes I’ve heard in a while! 🎉

@gordondean9189 3 ай бұрын

Do the sneakers have a special hole or pocket for your bone spurs?

@user-xg1zp6lw5u 3 ай бұрын

@@gordondean9189no they have a box for all the “big guys” deferments.

@one-seventh 3 ай бұрын

Could also do that with your Stormy-mushroom.

@one-seventh 3 ай бұрын

Could also do that with your Stormy-mushroom.

@gamepapa1211 3 ай бұрын

Donnie Drumpf: "If they don't pay their bills, then I encourage them to do whatever the hell they want!" Judge Engoron: "Challenge accepted!"

@AmariKhumalo 3 ай бұрын

good like you vote biden

@cindyspear5763 3 ай бұрын

🤣😂😆😅

@gamepapa1211 3 ай бұрын

@@AmariKhumalo别忘了把钱都寄给特朗普。鉴于他即将面临的官司，我相信他会需要你们的帮助。

@Herkimer_Snerd 3 ай бұрын

@@AmariKhumalo You make zero sense.

@nicolemarie8545 3 ай бұрын

THIS!

@MikeJones-xu3xw 3 ай бұрын

Thank you, Stephen and writers - you make this slow motion train wreck heading to a dumpster fire election a tad more bearable. #VOTE

@ripmomcovid4678 3 ай бұрын

MAGAts are trying to prevent us from voting.

@maureensurdez7841 3 ай бұрын

'Hello, 911? I smell terrible!" Hilarious timing perfect. 73 y0 in Florida loves your work.

@waynelynch3862 3 ай бұрын

💙NEVER FORGET 💙 ''We don't take an oath to a king or a queen, or to a tyrant or a dictator and we don't take an oath to a wannabe dictator.''

@babybijou969 3 ай бұрын

- General Mark Milley 🫡

@AnthonyKing0811 3 ай бұрын

Blue wave 🌊

@drewsimmons1629 3 ай бұрын

Putin jailed his political opposition, Biden is trying to do the same, only wannabe dictators try to jail their opposition. Stop supporting your wannabe dictator lol

@AmariKhumalo 3 ай бұрын

yes vote biden thank american vote biden

@user-nf1rj5zb3x 3 ай бұрын

Let's vote for Biden and keep our border wide open I love when my daughter competes against men and men go into her locker room Vote for Biden!!

@KingDuumb 3 ай бұрын

I love when Anne Coulter was asked what Trump could do for America and her answer was he could die.

@terrystickland219 3 ай бұрын

I don't agree with Coulter on, well, almost anything, but I do appreciate her lack of filter.

@InsertUniqueName 3 ай бұрын

Weird day when I agree with Anne Coulter *shiver*

@lynemac2539 3 ай бұрын

@@InsertUniqueName Agreed!

@user-mf9ij8qi7c 3 ай бұрын

For those of us with old radiators, that part was HILARIOUS ❣️ 😂

@cartmanbruh23 3 ай бұрын

man, the writing and delivery are impeccable in this show! hilarious..

@ryabow 3 ай бұрын

I love that Trump has to look at notes to remember his family, and still forgot Eric.

@backupplan6058 3 ай бұрын

I mean this is the guy who forgot the name of his current wife while also mistaking someone else in a photo was one of his previous wives. I would imagine the only reason he puts the Trump name everywhere is he reminds himself of his own name.

@bcshelby4926 3 ай бұрын

@@backupplan6058 😄

@queenannsrevenge100 3 ай бұрын

Not just Eric, but Eric’s wife Lara who is vying for RNC chair 😂 So he even mentions Jared, but not Lara, talk about intentional slip

@marylhere 3 ай бұрын

@@queenannsrevenge100he can get more money from Jared

@marycarr4364 3 ай бұрын

He called Melania Mercedes the day before.

@yurielcundangan9090 3 ай бұрын

The former president should be held accountable

@johnlee7164 3 ай бұрын

Accounts Payable even.

@ronjohnson21 3 ай бұрын

I'm black, and I'm not on your side.

@gamepapa1211 3 ай бұрын

@@ronjohnson21Yeah? Well I'm a human being, and I'm DEFINITELY not on YOURS!

@scottpetitclerc9213 3 ай бұрын

Watch jimmy Dore and learn some real news from a real progressive liberal. You sound dumb when you just chant things paid distractors want to you to scream

@AmariKhumalo 3 ай бұрын

@@gamepapa1211 he wrong you right vote biden thank

@thatwhiteasianguy 3 ай бұрын

That Eric impression was seriously the best thing ever.

@tyinva1212 3 ай бұрын

"So he's into foot stuff." yoooooo... i spit my drink out

@violetavelarde4319 3 ай бұрын

Sold out? Maybe Colbert and other so so hosts had something to do with it.

@tyinva1212 3 ай бұрын

@@violetavelarde4319 what are you talking about?

@zenphoenix42 3 ай бұрын

@@violetavelarde4319Derpy says "Derp"...?

@user-eg9pz1cy5z 3 ай бұрын

FINALLY, a Judge that follows the LAW!!!

@elisaa9981 3 ай бұрын

Honestly, it's incredible that it has to be said. For instance, that judge in Alabama actually justified his decision (in written, the IVF embryo life case) with that he didn't want to "...invoke the wrath of the holy God...", somehow forgetting his legal training to rule by the US law and not by the Old Testament.

@clarencegreen3071 3 ай бұрын

Justice Engoron has put together a judgement that is rock solid and will almost certainly stand up against an appeal.

@richborn6700 3 ай бұрын

Separation of church and state? *Never heard of it*

@elisaa9981 3 ай бұрын

@@richborn6700 You are being sarcastic, right?

@milosterwheeler2520 3 ай бұрын

When Trump thanks his immediate family, he has to read their names off a list - and he STILL can't get it right. Now THERE"S a cognitive test.

@jcv6988 3 ай бұрын

Yep, classic signs from a genius

@marvinmartin4692 3 ай бұрын

The crap he gets away with!?!

@MrHaighahatta 3 ай бұрын

Especially when he's pushing Lara as the RNC vicechair to divert as much money as possible away from down ballot races to him.

@baxtronx5972 3 ай бұрын

Don, Laura, Jared, .....Ivanka 🤤

@MrWascally 3 ай бұрын

@@MrHaighahatta ikr real subtle as the snake in the garden

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 3 ай бұрын

Judge Arthur Engoron is a rock star! 💙👏👍

@ollie6004 3 ай бұрын

The shoes still haven’t arrived in the country still on the ship coming from China.

@renegade44040 3 ай бұрын

Pay up Trump!

@MarkSav1 3 ай бұрын

‘Staggering financial fraud’

@suelewis689 2 ай бұрын

If he has to give up Golf Course*that is where his wife is burried! Talk about a cheap SOB

@patrickdavis7464 3 ай бұрын

I find it hilarious that he had to read his family's names off a list. Like he couldn't remember them. 😂

@ernestchamblee 3 ай бұрын

And still forgot one. Lol 😂

@Frenchblue8 3 ай бұрын

@@ernestchambleewell he forgot the werewolf and his familiar (the one he illegally put in a job after illegally forcing the one out that already had the job)

@user-eg9pz1cy5z 3 ай бұрын

Sad actually...says a LOT!

@lise1255 3 ай бұрын

Trump always braggs about not using a teleprompter, but he had to look down 3 times to remember his children's name and still missed one !😂😂.

@aup10 3 ай бұрын

The mimic reaction for Eric missing out was classic. That look of 'what about me' had me in stitches.

@MandleRoss 3 ай бұрын

I can almost hear The Late Show staff when they watched that Trump rally speech saying, "Don't say Eric. Don't say Eric... YES!!!"

@somesweetguy 3 ай бұрын

I kinda feel bad for the little reject at this point.

@mARTin4ARTsake 3 ай бұрын

you can't blame the Late Show staff for Trump's disgust for his own son. Eric is the product of sex between two of the dumbest people on earth.

@everythingends555 3 ай бұрын

I also kinda feel bad but I can't help but laugh my ass off

@jeffd9782 3 ай бұрын

When Stephen shows his teeth like that and says Dad? Dad? 🤣🤣🤣

@macmcleod1188 3 ай бұрын

@somesweetguy I seriously thought it was just a meme but man that was pretty cold. Since he's reading from a list that seems personal. It's like Eric is the scapegoat of the family.

@mauricehodgson3143 2 ай бұрын

Cheers me up every morning when I look at Trump Debt Live Tracker 🙂

@staceymoniz 3 ай бұрын

You are on FIRE with this entire segment, I'm gonna go watch it again because it is genius how you tie up all the loops. SOOOOO good!

@coleman19878 2 ай бұрын

He is not funny at all.

@staceymoniz 2 ай бұрын

YOU are not funny@@coleman19878

@richard-cf8ce 2 ай бұрын

He's never been funny

@donnapido3824 3 ай бұрын

Colbert continues to save us all from the abyss.

@inthevault9603 3 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t even ask him to run a faucet since he doesn’t understand how water and faucets work. 😂😂😂

@LeafHuntress 3 ай бұрын

LIES, the stable genius knows that water ruins magnets remember? Gotta go, am going magnet fishing...

@susanwallgren1339 3 ай бұрын

Apparently, one exact time, someone called this person "sir." We will never hear the end of it. Good job, valet!

@susanwallgren1339 3 ай бұрын

He was crying because of his tip.

@eric2500 3 ай бұрын

That's EXACTLY what my radiator said to me last night - wow, how did Stephen know??!!!

@thelastobasknight3966 3 ай бұрын

Stephen, please stop making us wait so long between shows. I need you in order to not go insane these days

@bobbarker1798 3 ай бұрын

Ditto!

@cybercat29 3 ай бұрын

I second that and agree with you 💯 from Canada 🇨🇦

@debb6393 3 ай бұрын

Agree from UK! Wish we had hosts of the calibre of Colbert and Seth Myers to bring these charlatans down a peg or two here.

@NewMessage 3 ай бұрын

Ugh. The words 'Trump is appealing' sent a shiver of revulsion down my spine.

@rationalistssj6540 3 ай бұрын

Here’s a man, former president Trump, who did nothing wrong - took out mortgages on large properties - pays his bills - pays his mortgages - pays his taxes - pays back his loans to the banks - banks didn’t complain at all - and a judge rules against him for nothing - where’s is the American justice system when none of his lenders complained against him? I hope Trump destroys these people’s lives when he is elected president for the third time. Pure financial assassination based on irrational, unbridled hatred for an innocent man. Both this “judge” and this excuse for an AG are irrevocably insane.

@AtariEric 3 ай бұрын

Let's hope the presiding judges also have that feeling.

@bonniejosavland3227 3 ай бұрын

@@AtariEriche will get rid of the judges next & the SC too!

@Terastas 3 ай бұрын

I just assume it was an auto-correct of "Trump is appalling" whenever I see them.

@nikig2382 3 ай бұрын

“I’m a very _appealing_ person.”😂

@schoo2894 3 ай бұрын

One thing I do appreciate about Trump being an x president and running for president was the laughter I got from these awesome late night hosts and from the comedians. Trump is the worst human being ever and I hate him, but I love that he provided so much material for the late night hosts that made me laugh so hard.

@ripmomcovid4678 3 ай бұрын

I wish him a truckload of very dry sandwiches... alone in a room without a phone...:)

@musicinggp 3 ай бұрын

Tonight has been probably my most favorite ever. I laughed so much that tears were rolling down my cheeks. Everything was spot on for what is occurring right now. MANY KUDOS TO THE WRITERS AND EVERYONE ON THE SHOW!

@redbear665 3 ай бұрын

How many illegal immigrants are you housing?

@globaladdict 3 ай бұрын

@@redbear665how many cross burning kkk members are you housing? Do your parents even call you anymore?

@lynemac2539 3 ай бұрын

@@redbear665 Ooh, scarey caravans!

@TheRedheadBaker 3 ай бұрын

OMG, I had a mouth full of coffee when they cut back to Colbert in "Eric mode"! I almost spit it all over my monitor!

@jordanyoung706 3 ай бұрын

You didn't see that coming from around the corner?

@faye2592 3 ай бұрын

Been there! 😆🤣😂

@JudyBurrier-fz1uk 3 ай бұрын

This was hysterical!!

@ishajac3637 3 ай бұрын

In the immortal words of D.J.T**** "Bing, bing, bong, bong, bang..."

@celinadavies 3 ай бұрын

Ahh Stephen welcome back 🤗 you Sir are the soothing balm needed for all of our aching souls at this moment in time.... You are loved 🥰 Warmest regards from British Columbia 🇨🇦

@kahanasam 3 ай бұрын

Cool! From Vancouver. We also need Stephen to defend democracy worldwide because if the orange Jesus gets in it’s over for all of us!

@goonsmith2444 3 ай бұрын

This Was one of the Best monologue of All Time. Gj

@thesoundsmith 3 ай бұрын

Wow! What a great "Questioning Eric!" That had to be really hard to bring off... Well done, Stephen.

@NurseCarrie361 3 ай бұрын

Every time Stephen Colbert is on vacation it feels like an eternity until he’s back! I need my daily dose of laughter! 😂 Also, the end joke of this monologue 😂😂😂

@samanthamariefreeman335 3 ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert, YOU make this palatable. I never thought I could swallow this crappola. You make it go down easier!! THANK YOU!!

@harounel-poussah6936 3 ай бұрын

He forgot to point DJT's ties with David Duke, the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan... Don 't Klanners burn crosses at night? Well, eventually, not just crosses: it might not be that great to be dark skinned when the Klan is around... Did he spoke about it at the Black Conservative Con?

@dancepiglover 3 ай бұрын

A spoonful of sugar helps the MENACING go down.

@cotus2408 2 ай бұрын

@@dancepiglover😳 ? !

@peachjackson3856 3 ай бұрын

Colbert is always a superior performer. Nothing but love

@peachjackson3856 3 ай бұрын

Notice how he always puts his invisible “props” away. Genius

@stephenlong111 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so much my sides are hurting..thank you Stephen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@irenecapozzoli860 3 ай бұрын

Stephen, you had me LMAO. Your Eric Trump impression caused me to tinkle in my panties. Thanks so much for the much needed laughter.

@dennischristopher9952 3 ай бұрын

"Mom,Grandma peed on the couch again!"

@claireingles-sj6xz 3 ай бұрын

I thank the Gods daily that you are here as one of the keepers of what little sanity this country has left. Laughter truly has no equal for healing the human heart.

@annemettefrederiksen7751 3 ай бұрын

I already dredd the day when Kimmel leaves as well..

@zebrazagadore4827 3 ай бұрын

@@annemettefrederiksen7751At least John Stewart is back, if only for one night per week of laughter, sanity and tears.

@annemettefrederiksen7751 3 ай бұрын

@@zebrazagadore4827 Yes but im awfully angry at him for his equivalence of the Mango Mussolini and the president as if they are just 2 old geezers doing old men stuff...Not cool ,but yes, im all in anyway...Cant survive another 4 years of dictator looser..

@Kasim.soul.smooth 3 ай бұрын

Donald Trump does not have the money he would have to sell everything even his underwear and some donations from dumb people if they do

@j-genx2395 3 ай бұрын

Omg! He forgot to mention Eric! Bwahahaha 😂

@tolerance2024 2 ай бұрын

And Lara, who's supposed to run. RNC!!

@j-genx2395 2 ай бұрын

@@tolerance2024 yep U r right! How funny! 😆

@vstanick 2 ай бұрын

Colbert has the air-accordion move down perfectly 😂😂👍👍

@musikerman52 3 ай бұрын

Beside all the brilliant jokes and talks, as a professional musician I just enjoy and admire the music and the musicians! Every musical insert is like from some CD-recording. Unbelievable! Thank you!

@guibox3 3 ай бұрын

"Languages no one in our country has ever heard of." Yes, this is the stable genius half of Americans want running the country.

@marydunbar57 3 ай бұрын

Maybe Native American languages?!

@charlesking5328 3 ай бұрын

Thank about what you just said 😂@@marydunbar57

@tigerkoo 3 ай бұрын

@marydunbar57 well, considering the topic is immigration and Trump said "languages coming in to our country". I think Native Americans might agree with him.

@TomF18 3 ай бұрын

@@marydunbar57 Yup. The whole purpose of his wall was to keep out the Native Americans.

@Brian-uy2tj 3 ай бұрын

Bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, COVFEFE!!!!!!!

@macmcleod1188 3 ай бұрын

Wow! He really did leave Eric out. I always thought that was a meme more than reality but it seems like he is the scapegoat for the family.

@Ceegee-pw8ne 3 ай бұрын

I love how he had to look at a piece of paper to remember his own family members' names. Now that seems like a definte dementia symptom.

@helnbak9372 3 ай бұрын

Good on her. She’s getting better under his skin. She’s not going away and I love it.

@-Vim- 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for acknowledging we (foreigners) to watch your show. I bet there are many people like me who enjoy your talent and the talent of your crew. Have a long life and quip enjoying us. Thank you for everything.

@WednesdaysDragon 2 ай бұрын

"(They) feel discriminated like me." Damn Donny...just damn! 😂😂😂

@kellysanchez1000 3 ай бұрын

Did trump really say that "we have languages that no one in this country has ever heard of". This guy is a god damn clown. I cant believe for one minute that he is a LEADING presidential candidate.

@pigs18 3 ай бұрын

He's not completely wrong. We have several native languages that are dying out because immigrants swarmed the continent speaking something called "English."

@mebeingU2 3 ай бұрын

Kelly, I think it says a lot about us, the voters. Maybe too many focus on a candidate’s popularity and not enough on a candidate’s ability to think critically and their knowledge of geo/political positioning and history.

@Kitchdmn3 3 ай бұрын

Whenever he says “nobody knows” that just means he just found out that morning.

@kellysanchez1000 3 ай бұрын

@@mebeingU2 We can almost blame our obsessions with reality TV. People want to see drama and chaos and these leaders, especially trump, embody those things. Shouldnt be a surprise. Hes a failed reality show host.

@righttoouropinionthanks4710 3 ай бұрын

Yeah - NEITHER CAN HE!!!

@ianmiller6040 3 ай бұрын

That Eric impression was absolutely hilarious! More, please!

@mikeduplessis8796 2 ай бұрын

This entire segment was effing priceless Stephen! 🤣🤣🤣

@Glimmmerra 3 ай бұрын

Respect for all the laughs you've provided since I first saw you on the Daily Show, and truly deserve this show... you only get better and better as time goes by. You are always hilarious & classy.

@judithgannon5642 2 ай бұрын

I was thinking today of how Steven and Evie held so many of us together during Pandemic isolation

@danb2533 2 ай бұрын

@@judithgannon5642omg you are the demographic for this show... fearful little lambs hiding in their homes, laughing gleefully at stephen Colbert's un-funny monolog about....... (take a wild gues)...... TRUMP!!!!

@judithgannon5642 2 ай бұрын

@@danb2533 when I was growing up, my father warned me against a couple kids. He said the stupid tend to not know fear.

@akgonen60 3 ай бұрын

"CELEEBRATE his FINE'S come on " 😂😂😂😂😂, THIS ENtire episode had me rolling 😂

@batintheattic7293 3 ай бұрын

I think, somehow, he's going to evade paying up. He'll find a way. Which is why we need to live-stream from all the venues he may use to try to raise capital. I want to watch him trying to haggle the price up on boxes full of tacky shit. And I don't think he should be allowed to delegate the pawn shop visits, either. I want to see HIM saying, "It's got to be worth more than that.." Heh - that could be his next desperate game-show idea. "The Trump Pawn Shop Challenge".

@violetavelarde4319 3 ай бұрын

Envious of Trump, these people. They're just celebs, not president.

@teamvlcn6820 3 ай бұрын

Four More Cents!

@akgonen60 3 ай бұрын

@@teamvlcn6820 she turned around with tears in her eyes and she said "sir" argarghargharghargh 😂😂😂😂

@cotus2408 2 ай бұрын

@@teamvlcn6820” A penny EARNED is a penny SAVED ! “ 😀😂

@JR-pr8jb 3 ай бұрын

Colbert is a brilliant physical actor and impersonator. That Eric Trump segment was beyond genius. Actually made me feel a bit sorry for Eric.

@wendylee8654 3 ай бұрын

Talking to an old radiator!😂😂😂 This episode was extra funny and I needed the laughs!

@user-vk7cp1op9p 3 ай бұрын

Lovely! We love your rant! Your comedy wins out every time! You hit the mark! Kudos!

@gwen3010 3 ай бұрын

The ban should have been for life many of the New Yorkers have said! VOTE BLUE 2024!!!!💙💙💙💙

@Slo-ryde 3 ай бұрын

3 years is nothing, Jared will be keeping his seat warm.

@redbear665 3 ай бұрын

How many illegal immigrants are you housing?

@Ceegee-pw8ne 3 ай бұрын

@@redbear665You like to copy and paste don't you? Stfd

@tiki_trash 3 ай бұрын

Vote Blue... For more sense

@Ceegee-pw8ne 3 ай бұрын

@@redbear665 How many guns do you own?

@kooale 3 ай бұрын

Donald Luther King?... Was it?... GREAT line! Nice job Colbert & Co.!

@sion8 3 ай бұрын

I think he should have said “Donald Trumper King”.

@cotus2408 2 ай бұрын

🥰 Chris Christy calls him, “ Donald Duck “, because he * ducked every debate ! 😡😱

@cotus2408 2 ай бұрын

@@sion8😳 ? !

@sion8 2 ай бұрын

@@cotus2408 What about?

@berlinkozyreva 2 ай бұрын

The food cart joke was awesome from start to finish

@curtzobeck7994 3 ай бұрын

Don mentioned his son Uday, but forgot Kusay. Classic !!!

@Frenchblue8 3 ай бұрын

Don't forget he had to read the names off of a cue card.. And he still forgot the werewolf and his familiar Smh

@mackydog99 3 ай бұрын

Don't worry donnie..........once you're locked up, the good people of this country will forget you too! Guaranteed!

@cotus2408 2 ай бұрын

😳 Weren’t they Saddam Hussein’s sons ? !

@mackydog99 2 ай бұрын

@@cotus2408 Same, same.

@curtzobeck7994 2 ай бұрын

@@cotus2408 yes

@josoverthehill 3 ай бұрын

MY God..... when the guy mentions a kid not even old enough to vote.... and NOT the son who prostrates himself on TV EVERY NIGHT at daddy's feet? How does Eric show his face in that family?

@CannotBBlank 3 ай бұрын

For 15 minutes on Christmas Day, after the dinner plates are put away and gifts have been opened, of course. It's no wonder he's an addict.

@JR-pr8jb 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant performance. Also a deeply thought-provoking one in places.

@dbk78 3 ай бұрын

all around the globe indeed, I am watching you the late show from Chile!!!!!!!

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 3 ай бұрын

Stephen’s impression of Eric had me laughing so hard I started choking!🤣😆

@adamperez1478 3 ай бұрын

Lmao. I like how he has to look down at his notes to remember his family.

@13thAMG 3 ай бұрын

I've been waiting all day here in Australia in anticipation of that Eric impression. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 After seeing on the news the Orange Toddler forgot him, I knew it was coming. Was looking forward to it. Stephen did not disappointed. 😁🤣🤣🤣

@carolr7333 3 ай бұрын

G'Day from downstate New York (NY City, Long Island, etc.) where everyone in my working class-middle class Brooklyn nabe has been harmed by the Orange Demon, either directly or indirectly...friends in construction unable to pay their modest mortgages after they were f-d by T-Rump and the rest of us (NYPD, like my Lieut Dad, NYFD, etc.) chipping in to help.

@MarkLRandall 3 ай бұрын

It's heartening to know that foreigners see Trump for what he is, Herr Pumpkinfuhrer.

@13thAMG 3 ай бұрын

@@carolr7333 Salute from an Officer over here. I'm currently a L.E.O. 🖖 Love NYC. Worked there and been in USA a lot. You stay safe over there, my friend. 😉

@13thAMG 3 ай бұрын

@@MarkLRandall Don't worry. We've got your back. 😉

@nanyubusnis9397 2 ай бұрын

5:13 Watched this video multiple times for this part. It's just so well done. His face going from just a happy stare to the very sad worried look on his face as he realizes his name wasn't mentioned. Combined with everybody laughing the moment the camera went back to his face as they all realized what had just happened. xD Brilliant. Well performed.

@nancy-su9zk 3 ай бұрын

We haven't had any of the trump "Sir" stories lately. They are always the funniest. 😂

@LOwens-xf8yo 3 ай бұрын

“Big demon, strong demon, with tears in his eyes…” 👀

@Supermankev2001 3 ай бұрын

chitty chitty bang bang another great quote Donald Trump

@robynrussell679 3 ай бұрын

"A big strong demon, never cried before ..." I was laughing so hard.

@antiquesrestoration3874 3 ай бұрын

It's a lose-lose since Nimrod said she will pardon trump if she wins.

@whatsup968 3 ай бұрын

I used to work at a place that employed a lot of immigrants, and a couple of them did actually speak a language which did not have accessible translation services. It wasn't on Google Translate or anything like that. But rather than see that as frightening, why not see it as incredible? The vast array of human experiences can be a wonderful thing. When I hear two people talking in a language I don't understand, I'm not sure why, but it makes me smile and I weirdly feel more at home. I feel like my life is richer and my heart is fuller Having different kinds of people around you is GOOD

@kimberly_erin 2 ай бұрын

This! 🎉

@DaDunge 2 ай бұрын

Really? Would it be correct to assume these are native American languages?