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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

4 жыл бұрын

Ignoring the risks posed to his supporters, staff and his own health, President Trump pushes on with campaign stops featuring mass gatherings in states where Covid-19 cases are on the rise. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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@thomasmaples4087
@thomasmaples4087 4 жыл бұрын
These at home late night shows keep me from losing my mind.
@a.oshankar8741
@a.oshankar8741 4 жыл бұрын
@ya Y o...................k. Nice!
@billbob1094
@billbob1094 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@JimmyRa6s
@JimmyRa6s 4 жыл бұрын
Yes....been waiting a day for the Bolton interview
@JimmyRa6s
@JimmyRa6s 4 жыл бұрын
@@a.oshankar8741 yah me either...
@lucylincoln3285
@lucylincoln3285 4 жыл бұрын
God yes.
@babuddha
@babuddha 4 жыл бұрын
Bolton is all set for the sequel: "The Room Where I Failed to Report It."
@Jet-rx1ji
@Jet-rx1ji 4 жыл бұрын
“The Room Where I Chose My Party Over My Country” - The sequel
@tassie9641
@tassie9641 4 жыл бұрын
Starting to think the purpose of the wall is to stop Americans escaping.
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 4 жыл бұрын
The wall was just another way to funnel tax dollars out to him and his family illegally. The "open bidding" was anything but and for $400 million we got 3 miles of stupidity.
@balajay8921
@balajay8921 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@jeepcreepit5404
@jeepcreepit5404 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, reminds me of the wall built around CHOP.
@robertwright2583
@robertwright2583 4 жыл бұрын
There's no hooks on your ass,go ahead and leave! PS..And Colbert should shut up and try and be funny,if he knows how.
@casario2808
@casario2808 4 жыл бұрын
Funny
@Kasey113
@Kasey113 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Nickelback sold out that area in Tulsa. Twice.
@Penny_Royalty
@Penny_Royalty 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@videohound2005
@videohound2005 4 жыл бұрын
Deadpool would be proud
@kyleflanagan8410
@kyleflanagan8410 4 жыл бұрын
Lol all you trump haters gonna be crushed again, just keep believing those polls🤣🤣
@vivianperino5006
@vivianperino5006 4 жыл бұрын
Kasey ...Pink too!
@110100111000
@110100111000 4 жыл бұрын
@@kyleflanagan8410 If the polls don't matter, why does looking at them make #DarthPyrite angry?
@nicemomasmr
@nicemomasmr 4 жыл бұрын
Damn he called Bolton a self-aware push broom and he's the guest on this episode 🤣
@NorthMountainFairy
@NorthMountainFairy 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell he’s most pleased with himself when he makes his wife giggle off camera. It’s so cute!
@kutlumzrak2689
@kutlumzrak2689 4 жыл бұрын
@Danny Walker stephen is my number 2 but seth meyers brand of deprecation ia my favorite
@JackAShepherd
@JackAShepherd 4 жыл бұрын
Danny Walker 100%
@joelbecker5389
@joelbecker5389 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were talking about Trump at first, and I was really confused.
@Ayamee972
@Ayamee972 4 жыл бұрын
Joel Becker saaame! But say, you look at the comments while watching the video ? XD
@diibadaa9502
@diibadaa9502 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you talked about Trump. I got whiplash
@m1sterpunch
@m1sterpunch 4 жыл бұрын
"It's aged in oak" So classy.
@HorseMuse
@HorseMuse 4 жыл бұрын
I love Evie’s chuckling in the sideline ! Love you both! 💕
@jprsfragoso
@jprsfragoso 4 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of hearing your wife laughing in the background.... so genuine and warming.
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын
no, they are helping idiots run for office,, here in TN you should see some of the ads, these jokers are mostly holding and firing guns and yelling at Pelosi,,SAD !! oh, sorry that was for LISA cHAPUT, I AM IN TN,,
@alessandrogambino420
@alessandrogambino420 4 жыл бұрын
She's laughing at re-runs of Letterman...this clown only makes her laugh when he takes off his pants.
@teresas8929
@teresas8929 4 жыл бұрын
JP Fragoso don’t mind those ignorant reply’s, they are just jealous.
@jprsfragoso
@jprsfragoso 4 жыл бұрын
@@teresas8929 I didn't even got a note until your comment... Google is getting more efficient on helping you not waste time 👌👌
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 жыл бұрын
@@alessandrogambino420 waaaaay better than the hydroxyclown in office !!!
@Major00Tom
@Major00Tom 4 жыл бұрын
The guy is sitting on one of the most visually boring settings you could imagine for comedy/talk tv contemporary standards and makes the whole thing work just fine. Still is the Colbert Late Show. It has the same vibe despite the absence of all scenic support -reacting crowd, band, lights, etc. This is talent.
@-HustleUnion-
@-HustleUnion- 4 жыл бұрын
it is much better without forced claps or laughing.
@doodiebuttbaby
@doodiebuttbaby 4 жыл бұрын
I hardly notice the difference. He doesn’t need an audience this guys an ace!
@sandyworkman3025
@sandyworkman3025 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I was looking at his books trying to see if I've read them, lol.
@simplyramona8678
@simplyramona8678 4 жыл бұрын
Here, here! Mr. Colbert is one of the greats!
@barbaramedlock4337
@barbaramedlock4337 2 жыл бұрын
fred trump and donald trump have dna and inherit genentic no remorse are they social paths lets hope they are not like movie hannibal
@xeltanni8999
@xeltanni8999 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: "I don't kid." Also Trump: "That thing about injecting Bleach was a joke!"
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
at 9:30 Mr president*, how do you know that 2020 elections will be rigged? don the con: my buddy Putin already has them ready to go in his garage.
@cosmicjazzman4817
@cosmicjazzman4817 4 жыл бұрын
@Himme Himme I think someone deleted their comment! The guy you were talking to split
@g.d.cooper4901
@g.d.cooper4901 4 жыл бұрын
He never said bleach, he said Disinfectant... Hydrogen Peroxide is a disinfectant, and is injected into cancer patients with compromised immune systems to kill invading parasites, germs, viruses ETC. He was right DUMBASSES. Trump is not evil, MSM is evil, the Pedo's he's having removed are evil, Tom Hanks is evil, Hillary "Adrenochrome Queen" Clinton is evil. WWG1WGA
@bigboy8421
@bigboy8421 4 жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but hearing his wife laugh at "cookie boobs" made me laugh harder than the joke did
@Shermzz
@Shermzz 4 жыл бұрын
"Can we take a break? I'm starving for some cookie boobs." I couldn't stop laughing.... I think I may have even cackled loudly. 😅😅😅
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 4 жыл бұрын
I rly think his wife should sit just offstage from now on so we can enjoy the lil bits of her wit. I just love her and I've barely even seen her! Actually ...maybe she doesn't rly even exist😮🥺🤔👀
@kenna163
@kenna163 4 жыл бұрын
I really like hearing his wife laugh at his jokes. It's cute.
@TheAngryIntellect-
@TheAngryIntellect- 4 жыл бұрын
You're a creepy person.
@PixieStixx
@PixieStixx 4 жыл бұрын
I agree Stephen and his wife are adorable, you can tell they very much love one another.
@wendezzy554
@wendezzy554 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheAngryIntellect- p
@emre90070
@emre90070 4 жыл бұрын
Ever watch David Spade's bunker monologues? His "Heather" (I don't think it's Locklear) has a solid giggle.
@TheSj1230
@TheSj1230 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Nothing makes you feel happy like seeing true love
@SiriuslyBast
@SiriuslyBast 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen has gotten so good at his timing without an audience.
@nathanhadley542
@nathanhadley542 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah his first episode alone was kind of awkward, but It's good to see he's growing more confident without a live audience. Seth Meyers seems pretty comfortable in the attic
@gav1nbeyond
@gav1nbeyond 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhadley542 haha I don't think seth even wants to come out of his attic lol
@momon969
@momon969 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I prefer this now. It's been weird at first, but I've gotten used to it.
@Shermzz
@Shermzz 4 жыл бұрын
Hes really good with his timing now, but what he's mastered are the Trump hand gestures while talking. I love Stephen. Lol
@rainbd4569
@rainbd4569 4 жыл бұрын
Stalactite. Ceiling. Stalagmite. Ground. See, there's a C in stalactite and a G in stalagmite. There. I just justified my education ;)
@BigBadLoneWolf
@BigBadLoneWolf 4 жыл бұрын
In uk we remember because "Tights " come down. i think in US you call tights panty hose
@Dr.Gillingstein
@Dr.Gillingstein 4 жыл бұрын
I tell them apart by the ending: mite + tite (in my language it's Stalagmit + Stalagtit, so they only differ in M + T). "M" like two hills, "T" is hanging from the ceiling.
@azarinevil
@azarinevil 4 жыл бұрын
@@BigBadLoneWolf that's fascinating as a Canadian we get taught Tite = hanging on tight, Mite= reaching up with all it's might. Given we're the weird step-kid of England and the US, I'd have guessed we got that from you guys.
@semaj_5022
@semaj_5022 4 жыл бұрын
@@azarinevil maybe the step-child of England and the US but I think France was an unintentional sperm donor. Lol
@miriambucholtz9315
@miriambucholtz9315 4 жыл бұрын
I visualize everything I hear or think of. A stalactite depending from the ceiling of a cave forms the letter T. That's how I tell them apart.
@hiljoy487
@hiljoy487 4 жыл бұрын
"self aware push broom" He called his guest a self-aware push broom. I'm slayed.
@beverly719
@beverly719 4 жыл бұрын
If you caught the interview you saw him push at Bolton for not testifying too.....not too hard, but there was definitely a push
@paintingmonkey
@paintingmonkey 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't kid" - wasn't he supposed to be kidding about the bleach/disinfectant/sunlight injections? I thought that was the defense against idiocy that time.
@raylovelace8588
@raylovelace8588 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't make it valid.
@chickeee
@chickeee 4 жыл бұрын
He was just asking
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 жыл бұрын
paintingmonkey yeah that was “sarcasm” not a joke, apparently
@raylovelace8588
@raylovelace8588 4 жыл бұрын
@@hectorheck1353 Take the meds. You need them.
@dreamervanroom
@dreamervanroom 4 жыл бұрын
You remembered.
@JSythe
@JSythe 4 жыл бұрын
2:57 "I dont kid." Well you dont adult either.
@hectorheck1353
@hectorheck1353 4 жыл бұрын
He's actually adulting harder than any other President.
@0cypher0
@0cypher0 4 жыл бұрын
@@hectorheck1353 the word you were looking for is adultery...
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 4 жыл бұрын
hector heck Being an adult is harder for him than any other president in history. There, I fixed it for you.
@CountingStars333
@CountingStars333 4 жыл бұрын
@@hectorheck1353 I'd like ta adult some sense into your heads. Guess Christians are prone to be led mislead by the Antichrist.
@Sullaban
@Sullaban 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny the four replies to your comment are really funny. I wan to look at them all (right now) again. They are really quite good Yes I read them again, they were very good. Posted video. Links provided. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gtWUg6Wc35mvp2g.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gq-Ziregkt2vc5s.html&authuser=0
@csmith563
@csmith563 4 жыл бұрын
'They're ripping down things they have No idea what they're ripping down,' THE IRONY!
@Coldheart322
@Coldheart322 4 жыл бұрын
the projection. Trump has no clue why they are doing it, so assume they don't have either.
@GESSO217
@GESSO217 4 жыл бұрын
Cutting back on testing so there would be less cases of Covid 19 is like the cartoon of the Ostrich sticking it's head in the sand and think the Coyote won't get him.
@dawnj2360
@dawnj2360 4 жыл бұрын
I call it Trump Logic. I watch American politics like other people watch sports or comedy at this point.
@myrabzbynature3093
@myrabzbynature3093 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought about the ratings of the Tulsa rally. People tuned in to see how empty it was lol
@kilroywashere8613
@kilroywashere8613 4 жыл бұрын
Half a rally!
@keagan0000
@keagan0000 4 жыл бұрын
Yep first trump rally I actually searched for lmao
@partsbill2003
@partsbill2003 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly why I watched. It was delicious.
@myrabzbynature3093
@myrabzbynature3093 4 жыл бұрын
@@kilroywashere8613 you mean a third 😂
@kilroywashere8613
@kilroywashere8613 4 жыл бұрын
@@myrabzbynature3093 I dunno maybe?
@amylouise4166
@amylouise4166 4 жыл бұрын
Even in Australia we’re laughing about trumps rally. Our home grown talent The Wiggles sold out the same arena.
@notpreparedatall1524
@notpreparedatall1524 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed ✌️
@agreen0401
@agreen0401 4 жыл бұрын
I love the wiggles! 😀
@maikutsukino4743
@maikutsukino4743 4 жыл бұрын
I think that needs to be brought up in the News simply because Trumptard would have a stroke and everyone here could really use a laugh right now.
@robearberbils
@robearberbils 4 жыл бұрын
That's an insulting comparison to The Wiggles.
@aranoguera8945
@aranoguera8945 4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Love The Wiggles!
@xamzax
@xamzax 4 жыл бұрын
Dazzle the Proctor is the name of the new band i'm forming.
@india7680
@india7680 4 жыл бұрын
I must say so: this is the most unamerican person in our White House. 🤔🤔
@tommyno24
@tommyno24 3 жыл бұрын
I guess that why he get 30 thousand people, to come and see him..
@kcollier2192
@kcollier2192 4 жыл бұрын
0:54 Wow- did Stephen just drink that with one hand? Where's the applause?
@justmek3395
@justmek3395 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@AccidentalHiker1
@AccidentalHiker1 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@gargipalashikar3485
@gargipalashikar3485 4 жыл бұрын
What an underrated comment.
@kingcornell9024
@kingcornell9024 4 жыл бұрын
Colbert is really a gift. He has help keep me sane or at least make me feel like I am not going crazy (which is possible).
@lazyperfectionist1
@lazyperfectionist1 4 жыл бұрын
1:19 Good god, Trump. You _do_ understand that you _don't_ have to tweet about _every single thing,_ right?
@vandriff
@vandriff 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I just gotta say that your delivery and timing without an audience is reaching pretty legendary levels. I'm cracking up over here. It feels good to laugh, even when it's hard to.
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 4 жыл бұрын
"You're losing" should be at the bottom of *every* chicken bucket. 🤭
@RusTsea196T
@RusTsea196T 4 жыл бұрын
Or "You're WAY ahead of Biden- in cholesterol".
@brianhelgerson87
@brianhelgerson87 4 жыл бұрын
"(And you're out of chicken!)"
@Sami19837
@Sami19837 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t need my chicken judging me, my mirror and scale do that enough. 😁
@hectorheck1353
@hectorheck1353 4 жыл бұрын
He won't lose to Biden. It's pretty clear.
@sYnSilentStorm
@sYnSilentStorm 4 жыл бұрын
Lol nice
@briannabrookshaw9318
@briannabrookshaw9318 4 жыл бұрын
Germany remembers the Nazi regime but they have no statues honoring the Nazis rather honoring the victims of concentration camps.
@importedemperor4397
@importedemperor4397 4 жыл бұрын
You guys are now taking down George Washington's statue among others.
@ghosttbutt
@ghosttbutt 4 жыл бұрын
Yes American needs to take notes from Germany.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 4 жыл бұрын
Ghosttbutt guess who sponsored the nazis to begin with? Hint: 😘🔴⚪️🔵
@importedemperor4397
@importedemperor4397 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Wilson it's strange to see open racist like you. I'd like to know ware you got your racist views from?
@importedemperor4397
@importedemperor4397 4 жыл бұрын
@@72marshflower15 can you explain on that. I'd like to know.
@emkirus
@emkirus 4 жыл бұрын
“Humpy horse...” 😂😂
@emsleywyatt3400
@emsleywyatt3400 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. Isn't the first question on those tests: "Who is the President of the United States?".
@kathleenmitchell1582
@kathleenmitchell1582 4 жыл бұрын
tantRump will answer Barak Obama! President Obama lives in his head rent free.
@591floris
@591floris 4 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Putin :)
@NinjaBearFilms
@NinjaBearFilms 4 жыл бұрын
6:19 Colbert doesn’t realize that “Ranch Dressing” is one of the dancers.
@thesprawl2361
@thesprawl2361 4 жыл бұрын
"Chicken fingers, covered in...club sauce..." "Oh Gob..."
@Karajorma
@Karajorma 4 жыл бұрын
Or it means that they were dressed up like cowgirls.
@dancepiglover
@dancepiglover 4 жыл бұрын
Ranch undressing
@thandie67
@thandie67 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't either lol thnx for educating me hahaha
@makinoahcelloduo9008
@makinoahcelloduo9008 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a euphemism for what came out of the chubbies.
@fademusic1980
@fademusic1980 4 жыл бұрын
"Its aged in oak! *sip* oooh thats good luck" whoever wrote that one deserves a raise.
@janusatthegate6201
@janusatthegate6201 4 жыл бұрын
Yes he does. Name is Colbert.
@Rsama60
@Rsama60 4 жыл бұрын
That worth to remember. In the same league like: somewhere in the world its 5 o‘clock.
@akraidiant4078
@akraidiant4078 4 жыл бұрын
Dont get it
@ethantodd1949
@ethantodd1949 4 жыл бұрын
Its himself.....all the time lmao
@ethantodd1949
@ethantodd1949 4 жыл бұрын
@@janusatthegate6201 exactly
@huntedgatherer6493
@huntedgatherer6493 4 жыл бұрын
As a Tulsan I’m proud of my city! We came through and showed the world that even bunk ass OK has progressive people and we will not back down. No justice, no peace
@gordonanderson3111
@gordonanderson3111 4 жыл бұрын
"I DON'T KID... unless someone is deeply offended, or perhaps dies, by my cruel lies and then I WAS JUST JOKING!"
@heyjude99
@heyjude99 4 жыл бұрын
133 days left until Nov.3 '20 211 days left until Jan.20 '21 @ 12:01pm
@steveo3785
@steveo3785 4 жыл бұрын
You will let this imbecile have his finger on the the nuclear trigger for 77 days after he has been rejected by the country.
@snailcorepistolwhippits9488
@snailcorepistolwhippits9488 4 жыл бұрын
Get ready for 4 more years. I'm not a Trump supporter, I'm fucking terrified.
@heyjude99
@heyjude99 4 жыл бұрын
@@snailcorepistolwhippits9488 so am i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@heyjude99
@heyjude99 4 жыл бұрын
@@steveo3785 yea it sucks he loses the election but he is still in our wh until jan 20 2021. he will do whatever it takes to not leave wh on jan 20th 2021.
@ky5069
@ky5069 4 жыл бұрын
I actually find this funnier without an audience laughing in the background
@mandaleigh5249
@mandaleigh5249 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed! It’s like you’re just across the desk with him, grabbing lunch or something.
@boofgall
@boofgall 4 жыл бұрын
same
@boofgall
@boofgall 4 жыл бұрын
Manda Leigh lol imagine a lunch with colbert at work, i’d cream my pants
@thisismyyoutube1846
@thisismyyoutube1846 4 жыл бұрын
I know! I love it.
@TheCdiacono
@TheCdiacono 4 жыл бұрын
@@LigerOfFortune Glad you're enjoying yourself! :)
@cdevil9488
@cdevil9488 4 жыл бұрын
A yelp review for a strip club commenting on the "ranch dressing..." You SURE that wasn't an euphemism for something?
@CosmereInformant
@CosmereInformant 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest, when he went “one two three” I really thought he was gonna break into “Hey Ya!”
@rotnroll2117
@rotnroll2117 4 жыл бұрын
"That dog gonna eat that unicorn butt, watch out humpy horse you're next" It killed me twice.
@b2theill14
@b2theill14 4 жыл бұрын
American citizens: Okay, we've hit a new low EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 4 жыл бұрын
It's like having an oil drilling rig for POTUS.
@dr.wernerbrandes2991
@dr.wernerbrandes2991 4 жыл бұрын
He maybe down but he’s certainly not out. YOU MUST VOTE!!!!
@mariessadery529
@mariessadery529 4 жыл бұрын
🙌
@user-ld7uj9pv8e
@user-ld7uj9pv8e 4 жыл бұрын
World watching the Trump American Horror Story. OMG😱😱😱
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 4 жыл бұрын
If people don't want to solve the problem then the problem will get worse. Hemp For Victory. USDA, 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682 Hemp For Victory Act, 2019: www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652 Marijuana Freedom and Opportunity Act, 2018: www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3174 Hemp as an Agricultural Commodity; Congressional Research Service, 2018: crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/RL/RL32725
@cataderian
@cataderian 4 жыл бұрын
OMG. That is a neurological test to determine brain damage from a stroke!
@Taushathetech
@Taushathetech 4 жыл бұрын
I have to ask, growing up in southern Illinois, why was the African American history class I took an elective? It was the best class I took in high school. Its history. Period. It need not be separate. I was blown away as it seemed a hidden gym, full of wisdom. I hope this changes, hope it has already.
@Taushathetech
@Taushathetech 4 жыл бұрын
@Linda Niemkiewicz nope. 50/50
@sybillestahl8646
@sybillestahl8646 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember all the people saying there was no way he could win last time. I can’t get my hopes up again.
@nmarbletoe8210
@nmarbletoe8210 4 жыл бұрын
@Forty Six Yeah probably so. (not a Trump fan)
@jenniferlawrence9473
@jenniferlawrence9473 4 жыл бұрын
@Forty Six I've said that all along. Trumps approval rating is right where it was when Clinton and Reagan were reelected. Not to mention, people don't like big change during a crisis. People need to wake up. It's not just about making jokes on Late night television. People have to VOTE this time around. And you know who you are.
@aesma2522
@aesma2522 4 жыл бұрын
@Forty Six No Trump voter is watching Colbert so he can't hurt.
@sybillestahl8646
@sybillestahl8646 4 жыл бұрын
Himme Himme WOW! I just read your entire comment and I must say it isn’t often one sees such a long, thoughtful comment on KZfaq, without spelling and grammatical errors or personal insults. I do question how realistic it is voting for a third party candidate, when they never seem to garner more than a tiny percentage of the vote. I hope you Americans can figure out solutions to your civil unrest and your spiking COVID numbers, as well as the deep polarization in your society that politicizes even the wearing of a mask to contain the spread of virus.
@NickolayEl
@NickolayEl 4 жыл бұрын
@Himme Himme What a fARquaad! XD
@Mark-jq7re
@Mark-jq7re 4 жыл бұрын
WE WERE EVEN LAUGHING IN AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 ABOUT TRUMPS RALLY 😂😂
@lorrainekerr8749
@lorrainekerr8749 4 жыл бұрын
And Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@dancingwithnature5303
@dancingwithnature5303 4 жыл бұрын
Right? 😂 I said I wanted to buy season tickets just to see that 'Woe is me' disappointed face trump displayed after the Tulsa low show of the "over 1 million people signed up"! How little donny must've felt looking up at the colour of the empty seats - blue! 👏😂
@florencedebear1576
@florencedebear1576 4 жыл бұрын
Enjoy!
@octavianpopescu4776
@octavianpopescu4776 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I felt sorry for him, seeing him get off that helicopter looking so tired and sad.
@bernadettecavadi9706
@bernadettecavadi9706 4 жыл бұрын
@@octavianpopescu4776 you have more empathy than i... I rejoiced, he's a loser. And a moron.
@mikeperryman1176
@mikeperryman1176 4 жыл бұрын
Someone should say to him.. "If there was a Trump monument somewhere... It too would be getting yanked down.
@janellevans878
@janellevans878 4 жыл бұрын
But the UK had the balloon and may have burned him in effigy.
@mimihiller1743
@mimihiller1743 4 жыл бұрын
Love when Stephen does his dad dance. Would vote for him on Dancing with the Stars. 😀💜💃
@BellaDelilahWho
@BellaDelilahWho 4 жыл бұрын
One staffer: he’s joking that he isn’t joking that he was joking. Where was I?
@debbie4503
@debbie4503 4 жыл бұрын
😝😝😝
@sarbearsleeps333
@sarbearsleeps333 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@massimookissed1023
@massimookissed1023 4 жыл бұрын
@Obama98213 , if you accept that the staffer was honest, and that anyone in that presiduncey knows what's going on.
@kim-hi6ps
@kim-hi6ps 4 жыл бұрын
You must be joking?!!!!!!!!
@gmun2248
@gmun2248 4 жыл бұрын
That's an: 'I know you know he knows you know I know he's joking.' He's Joey:
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 4 жыл бұрын
Trump's Rally's: Come for the racism, stay for the plague.
@deverdunnett1416
@deverdunnett1416 4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!!!! Nailed it! (Like the coffins they may need soon enough!)
@judyives1832
@judyives1832 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!!
@LordyMay
@LordyMay 4 жыл бұрын
What about the protests?
@1028641
@1028641 4 жыл бұрын
@you know i am right You sure do like to deflect. "I know you are, but what am I" 😀👍👍
@trnharris
@trnharris 4 жыл бұрын
@@LordyMay What about them??
@TheCdiacono
@TheCdiacono 4 жыл бұрын
"Floppy's House of Half-Boners" might be the funniest thing I've ever heard SC say....
@HarrisonPudding
@HarrisonPudding 4 жыл бұрын
Chubby's, ranch dressing and viral loads--what a time to be alive.
@Dorff_Meister
@Dorff_Meister 4 жыл бұрын
I watched a fair amount of the Tulsa circus. I think I made it 75 minutes into El Hefe's speech before I had to shut it down due to severe nausea caused by lies and mis-information
@Zett76
@Zett76 4 жыл бұрын
That's genuinely impressive - about 74 minutes longer than I am able to watch the lying pig talk...
@thesacredlobo
@thesacredlobo 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the only person that puts me off faster than listening to our current president is Nathan Oakley, a flat earther so smug you just want to send him reeling ass over tea kettle. Thankfully Trump is a little less annoying so I would be satisfied with someone simply sticking a sock in his piehole for a couple of days.
@hectorheck1353
@hectorheck1353 4 жыл бұрын
He admitted he was off his game. He hasn't been out much. He's a bit rusty. He'll be back. Don't worry.
@hectorheck1353
@hectorheck1353 4 жыл бұрын
What "misinformation", BTW?
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 4 жыл бұрын
@@hectorheck1353 "...he was off his game" Oh no, dear, that was him at his 'best'.
@Droemar
@Droemar 4 жыл бұрын
"I never kid!" Except all that times you were being sarcastic, like about bleach and stuff.
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 4 жыл бұрын
That he never kids was obviously sarcasm!!!1! Don't forget his extremly high intligence, proven by not failing a screening test for dementia 2 years ago - the guy is a genias!!!! Just ask his wife Melanie and his best friends hamberder and covfefe.
@p4n23r
@p4n23r 4 жыл бұрын
he never kid cause he think it is true. that how stupid he is.....
@aleksandrloginov9232
@aleksandrloginov9232 4 жыл бұрын
video government don’t want you to see- search this code in google > bqd39xabqw2fds1
@thewriteinpresident
@thewriteinpresident 4 жыл бұрын
Now that you know the END GAME for our Purgatory Lives in this Celestial Sphere Holographic SIMULATION my nonmason, shall I tell you how YOUR GOVERNMENTS these UNITED NATIONS of FREE MASON Lodges “shall and will” +=+ finish off all NONMASON Human Beings in this Celestial Sphere SIMULATION Holographic Life we all participate in.?.?.? Unlike the WAR OF THE WORLDS 2019 TV Show……., there are actually GENERATIONAL SHIPS in the under world where they have been stealing our children to be raised as the REPLACEMENT Populations just as was done after the LAST MUD FLOOD EVENT where the destruction was so great we had INCUBATOR BABIES…..., and People from the older Underground Cities came up once all we “nonmason humans” were killed off for these EVIL SPIRITS that present themselves as Gods in the minds of men and wombemn called THE VATICAN…. You know now` that all TV is FAKED from your Presidents to your Scientist to your Medical Hospitals….., but them stolen children “being raised” in these GENERATIONAL SHIPS right below our feet have been raised in ISOLATION from all we are whom ARE up here…., and if any of WE THE PEOPLE do so survive after they use these 5G DEATH RAY {RADIATION WEAPONS} /-\ and them 5G Meteor Bombs like “The Gamelions” of STAR FORCE that old TV Anime..., then they will just come TOP SIDE in [the thousands] /_\ with weapons.., and Slaughter Bots from Walking KILLER Dog BOTS to the (many ways) [{**}] we can all be killed., and murdered by MACHINES……., and as YOU THE PEOPLE keep allowing your LEADERS to Say: PUT ON THE MASK…….., or we will Arrest you like in the STATE OF WASHINGTON……..., you should be killing and “murdering” all your World Leaders IN SECRET at any time the opportunity presents for These EVIL SPIRITS can take possession of our HUMAN MINDS, and “we know now” that all FREE MASON Thinking they gonna be the Stewards of the NEW WORLD ORDER POPULATIONS that “get presented” to the NEW WORLD ORDER after these 5G “Motion Detection” Devices in our TV Remotes and Cell Phones let them hunt us down with impunity, and in that, you have no choice now “but to know” you will be DEAD DEAD DEAD when G4S aka U.N. Troops in your Nations {Police and Military} [{*}] as THE FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD of C.O.P.S. aka these INTERNATIONALIST pull this off cause you were “too cowardly” my nonmason to take them out first’ and find ways down into these D.U.M.B.S before they can Launch all them ICBM from the “ICE WALLS” of NASA inside our Celestial Sphere by way of their “Space Council” of MIKE FUCKING PENCE A Traitor just as Trump to ALL AMERICAN U.S. Ctizens, and we the people “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition…. videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-logistics-of-generation-ships_1lAKSglfpvrkoDd.html YOUR ENEMY IS RIGHT BELOW YOUR FEET, and they are all [U.N. TROOPS] +=+ and Storm Troopers from STAR WARS ready to “kill and murder” you cause THEY WERE RAISED to see you as The PROFANE my nonmason populations…. Once you know they are down there as (COIVD19) Possessed People worse then the WALKING DEAD with weapons to kill you……., you would do well to [go down there] and destroy all their TECHNOLOGY of Mechanization and ATOM BOMBS and Trillion WATT Lazers!!!! Look man… THERE ARE NO MASS FUNERALS and all these (COVID19) +=+ {U-tubbers} are in the Underground Cities dumb ass!!!! IT IS ALL A DISTRACTION even the GATES B.S. They got these 5G TOWERS to kill we all just as in that WAR OF WORLDS 2019 Show!!! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/laeafbGh0t_ddY0.html You SEE these FREE MASON INTERNATIONALIST are all [down below] while you are left above to die when these 5G Eugenics TOWERS kill kill kill all Biological FLESH with {Microwave Radiation} and Frequencies and Vibrations and these U-Tube Channels are only DISTRACTION DISTRACTION DISTRACTION as your U.S. FLAG (U.N. GOVERNMENT) kill we all… Deal With IT!!!!! The Rag Tag Rebellion... The Sentinel…. [///|||\\\] Johnny Exodice LIVES and so do we!!!! The Book of EXODICE!!!! +++++++++++++++++++++++
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 4 жыл бұрын
No, he never kids, sometimes he does just lies especially after he says something stupid and/or racist. But he is always serious about the stupid/racist things he claims to be sarcastic about afterwards.
@johnvanstelten9363
@johnvanstelten9363 4 жыл бұрын
From a proud Canadian, what a sick joke America is, Wow!!
@barbudo12
@barbudo12 4 жыл бұрын
Live audience or not, Colbert is always fabulous! I laughed myself silly.
@acarroll1714
@acarroll1714 4 жыл бұрын
“Its aged in oak”. Omg i love this guy.
@kimberlyhsieh5656
@kimberlyhsieh5656 4 жыл бұрын
Stala-g-mites , g for ground. Stala-c-tites, c for ceiling. That's the trick my geography teacher taught us.
@ShadowsEdge785
@ShadowsEdge785 4 жыл бұрын
I learned Staleg TITES, because they were held TIGHTly to the ceiling. And the other one was on the floor.
@christopher5731
@christopher5731 4 жыл бұрын
It was stalagmites are mightily rising from the ground and the stalagtites are tightly clinging to the ceiling
@Megamage400
@Megamage400 4 жыл бұрын
If the mites go up the tights go down
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 4 жыл бұрын
Matt McCullough That’s what we learned too! 😂
@lalalalalalee6311
@lalalalalalee6311 4 жыл бұрын
I’m 50 and just relearned this. Thanks!!
@CocktailsConsoles
@CocktailsConsoles 4 жыл бұрын
LOL 3 months later and Colbert is still pausing for a live audience laugh that’s not there 😊
@CC-xf4pz
@CC-xf4pz 4 жыл бұрын
Wanna know why the live audience is not there anymore? Because no one thinks he’s funny that does their homework and we’re not talking google... unless you’re following the DOJ, ODNI etc. It’d surprise you how many folks get that it has nothing to do with this Bad Orange Man and he’s a distraction from what is really going down.
@michaelfrawley171
@michaelfrawley171 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so tired of all this self isolation...when this covid thing is over I'm going to find myself a desolate beach somewhere and stare into a campfire
@DonnaSnyder
@DonnaSnyder 4 жыл бұрын
"...durmed to re-poop it." You made this acutely depressed person guffaw.
@spacemomsdaughter3549
@spacemomsdaughter3549 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Sorry you're struggling. I get it.
@vangelina09
@vangelina09 4 жыл бұрын
☺️... talking it out helps me, hope you have someone to talk to 🙏🏽. Oh and I read some really comforting articles on this site www.jw.org.
@DonnaSnyder
@DonnaSnyder 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, space mom's daughter and Angelina, I appreciate your replies immensely as I am very isolated and have experienced the sudden loss of almost my entire support network. Thank goodness for humor and poetry. I am touched by your humane impulse. Thank you.
@vangelina09
@vangelina09 4 жыл бұрын
Donna Snyder vjenee@gmail.com. I’m a listening ear if you need one.
@pierremono7673
@pierremono7673 4 жыл бұрын
This is extremely wholeseome. Wishing you the best, keep putting other things into your mind!
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 4 жыл бұрын
3 miles of NEW wall. That Mexico did not pay for... I'd be laughing if he weren't so SAD!
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 4 жыл бұрын
And the fact that his wall so is easily breached, not any more effective than a wire fence. What a waste of our money.
@justinoniloperez3109
@justinoniloperez3109 4 жыл бұрын
@@rhondah1587 wrong ask Obama, Hillary, Biden, Pelosi and Feinstein. They all have walls around there homes, why not just a fence IDIOT!!! Walls work.
@justinoniloperez3109
@justinoniloperez3109 4 жыл бұрын
Fake news to get the facts on the wall you have to tune to Mexican news not corrupt american mexican japanese owned liberal garbage fake fake news.
@ralral3545
@ralral3545 4 жыл бұрын
An 8 year old girl Climbed over the Wall in seconds! He's an Overgrown Petulant Stunted Orange Knuckle Dragging BUFFOON...
@nzsooz3884
@nzsooz3884 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinoniloperez3109 The wall works so well an 8 year old girl climbed it!
@LloydFink
@LloydFink 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s the feel good hit of the summer.”
@AngryKittens
@AngryKittens 4 жыл бұрын
"Good boy, Donny. You drew a beautiful clock! No one has ever seen such a beautiful clock in all the histories!"
@ironviper72
@ironviper72 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I would not pass that test. I have no idea what the date is anymore.
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I thought. Day of the week is pretty hazy, too - I try to count forward from garbage pickup. 🙈😄
@brendaneichler5244
@brendaneichler5244 4 жыл бұрын
I legitimately did my Thursday grocery shopping today and only noticed when I got a reminder to get ready for my Tuesday D&D game.
@starpilotalliance
@starpilotalliance 4 жыл бұрын
No kidding. I messed up the day today, I thought it was Saturday. It is Tuesday.
@nanettewhite3093
@nanettewhite3093 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all retired too? The only way I know the day of week is it's on my medication reminder. Lol
@artypyrec4186
@artypyrec4186 4 жыл бұрын
Just know its 2020 and it's half way over, this year is crazy.
@bill-fo4db
@bill-fo4db 4 жыл бұрын
''He Was Just Kidding', will be on his tombstone.
@iDGF999
@iDGF999 4 жыл бұрын
When?
@kingcormack8004
@kingcormack8004 4 жыл бұрын
My guess would be "I'm Not Responsible".
@briestosick
@briestosick 4 жыл бұрын
bill -or ours
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 4 жыл бұрын
as will urine.
@christophersimons128
@christophersimons128 4 жыл бұрын
Tell the relatives of 120,000 dead country men and women, that you were serious when you said there were only 15 cases, and the virus would disappear by April. Anyway you cut it, serious, joking, deliberate, accidental, Trumps' legacy is a litany of failure. The one area he could argue in his favor was the economy, but he flushed that down the toilet and created the worst financial crisis in 90 years , all because he wouldn't listen to the experts talk about the worst pandemic in 100years. Great job.
@OrdenJust
@OrdenJust 4 жыл бұрын
Now we know what the world would have been like if Typhoid Mary held campaign rallies.
@danielgengler4342
@danielgengler4342 4 жыл бұрын
I live 2 hours north of Wisconsin Dells, and I passed through there about a week ago. All I have to say is: Only four cases? That town gets super crowded in the summer, and it's worse this year. Luckily, I live in a town where nobody wants to visit.
@nathanhadley542
@nathanhadley542 4 жыл бұрын
Calls Bolton a "self aware push-broom" then immediately has him as a guest HAHAHA
@joostdriesens3984
@joostdriesens3984 4 жыл бұрын
I suspect they had a long brainstorming meeting about this; 'so ok we have to make the picture joke, or else we're hypocrites and it has to be mean, BUT not too mean, because he is also a guest on the show.. any ideas?'
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 4 жыл бұрын
Bolton does not deserve an ounce of respect.
@joostdriesens3984
@joostdriesens3984 4 жыл бұрын
@@tripwire4727 I agree.
@mskellycareless
@mskellycareless 4 жыл бұрын
The world is imploding. I still gotta watch Stephen, just for that little dance and the red stamp. Makes me smile, everytime!!!
@pakababy3710
@pakababy3710 4 жыл бұрын
Groove is in the heart!
@brendaaraba3504
@brendaaraba3504 4 жыл бұрын
@@pakababy3710 thanks for bringing that tune to the mind. We need that :)
@richardkuda321
@richardkuda321 4 жыл бұрын
The drinking water act was hilarious.
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 4 жыл бұрын
9:56 HEY HEY MOLE PEOPLE! The only reason I have seen that movie is because of Mystery Science Theater. Loved that show when I was a kid.
@CyborgPilord
@CyborgPilord 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen's Biden impression is gold. Look forward to a lot more of it.
@Statsy10
@Statsy10 4 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@dr.wernerbrandes2991
@dr.wernerbrandes2991 4 жыл бұрын
Hope we get 8.5 years of it!
@downunderrob
@downunderrob 4 жыл бұрын
Four more years! Four more years!
@jbeck6560
@jbeck6560 4 жыл бұрын
you wont get to much more because TRUMP 2020!
@lauralivingherlife860
@lauralivingherlife860 4 жыл бұрын
@@downunderrob Not for the orange imbecile. 😂
@jacquelinerombout173
@jacquelinerombout173 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying over the "if there is a concrete wall in front of you, go through it, go over it, go around it" quote!! 😂😆😂
@Gameboyreaper
@Gameboyreaper 4 жыл бұрын
That quote was funny lol.
@davemarsh7779
@davemarsh7779 4 жыл бұрын
The NEW National Anthem of the United States of America shall be "WE WILL ROCK YOU" by Queen.
@russellzauner
@russellzauner 4 жыл бұрын
when the bumper after the joke is funnier than the joke
@rosaliebent4833
@rosaliebent4833 4 жыл бұрын
It wasnt a cognitive test. it was standard DEMENTIA test for nursing home residents.
@misspatvandriverlady7555
@misspatvandriverlady7555 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you don't pass, congratulations, you qualify for numerous caretaking interventions. 😣
@timvanbeek8987
@timvanbeek8987 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but according to Trump, it was really really hard for him. Maybe he could not remember what an elephant is? How to draw a clock that shows 5 minutes past 12? Or who the current president of the US is? (Yes, that is one of the questions.)
@TheDragonIMA
@TheDragonIMA 4 жыл бұрын
I celebrate the effort I put into a screening for passible cognizance so does that mean I pass or fail if I think it’s intelligence test?
@lunaraydue1340
@lunaraydue1340 4 жыл бұрын
@Clark Staker Tangential fun fact, people with hemospatial neglect can only draw half a clock!
@timvanbeek8987
@timvanbeek8987 4 жыл бұрын
@Clark Staker The Test Trump took is published online, you can find it, if you google a bit. The BBC created an online quiz for it here: www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42717163 I know because my father almost passed the test at an advanced state of Alzheimer, he failed the one with the clock though.
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he makes his wife just burst laughing quitely in the back and him reacting to it You can tell they're happy 😀❤
@Koryogden
@Koryogden 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, she is becoming a celeb lol
@cruz4287
@cruz4287 4 жыл бұрын
Still to early to trust polls. Everyone who actually knows polling knows this. Remember 2016?
@sarahoshea9603
@sarahoshea9603 4 жыл бұрын
There is actually a reliable link between polls taken around July 4th and the results , it's weird but true.
@totalbliss1
@totalbliss1 4 жыл бұрын
"Self aware push broom" = John Bolton
@Bricameron
@Bricameron 4 жыл бұрын
Bolton reminds me of ‘Scruffy’ from Futurama, except that ‘Scruffy’ from Futurama was an honourable cartoon character.
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ 4 жыл бұрын
John Bolton could never fix a boiling terlet.
@markedwards3647
@markedwards3647 4 жыл бұрын
The thing about human intel, is that when you're investigating evil sadists, you have to make friends with less powerful evil sadists and pretend they are human, for a while. It's necessary, and you have to give your CIs some breaks that they don't deserve, and the prolonged contact taints your life
@Bricameron
@Bricameron 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Edwards. Or you could have principles.
@humanoid251
@humanoid251 4 жыл бұрын
Trump: they don’t know what they’re tearing down Me: maybe YOU don’t know what they’re tearing down. But unlike you these people actually know and learn their history so they know exactly what they’re tearing down
@ainumahtar
@ainumahtar 4 жыл бұрын
@Leonie Romanes Unfortunately he's also empowering the white supremacists and the conspiracy theory loonies. :/
@PixieStixx
@PixieStixx 4 жыл бұрын
@Anton Chigurh wow you still think calling someone a cunt is an insult. Those things can take a pounding. So I guess Thank you! Thank you for calling liberals tough.
@thewriteinpresident
@thewriteinpresident 4 жыл бұрын
Now that you know the END GAME for our Purgatory Lives in this Celestial Sphere Holographic SIMULATION my nonmason, shall I tell you how YOUR GOVERNMENTS these UNITED NATIONS of FREE MASON Lodges “shall and will” +=+ finish off all NONMASON Human Beings in this Celestial Sphere SIMULATION Holographic Life we all participate in.?.?.? Unlike the WAR OF THE WORLDS 2019 TV Show……., there are actually GENERATIONAL SHIPS in the under world where they have been stealing our children to be raised as the REPLACEMENT Populations just as was done after the LAST MUD FLOOD EVENT where the destruction was so great we had INCUBATOR BABIES…..., and People from the older Underground Cities came up once all we “nonmason humans” were killed off for these EVIL SPIRITS that present themselves as Gods in the minds of men and wombemn called THE VATICAN…. You know now` that all TV is FAKED from your Presidents to your Scientist to your Medical Hospitals….., but them stolen children “being raised” in these GENERATIONAL SHIPS right below our feet have been raised in ISOLATION from all we are whom ARE up here…., and if any of WE THE PEOPLE do so survive after they use these 5G DEATH RAY {RADIATION WEAPONS} /-\ and them 5G Meteor Bombs like “The Gamelions” of STAR FORCE that old TV Anime..., then they will just come TOP SIDE in [the thousands] /_\ with weapons.., and Slaughter Bots from Walking KILLER Dog BOTS to the (many ways) [{**}] we can all be killed., and murdered by MACHINES……., and as YOU THE PEOPLE keep allowing your LEADERS to Say: PUT ON THE MASK…….., or we will Arrest you like in the STATE OF WASHINGTON……..., you should be killing and “murdering” all your World Leaders IN SECRET at any time the opportunity presents for These EVIL SPIRITS can take possession of our HUMAN MINDS, and “we know now” that all FREE MASON Thinking they gonna be the Stewards of the NEW WORLD ORDER POPULATIONS that “get presented” to the NEW WORLD ORDER after these 5G “Motion Detection” Devices in our TV Remotes and Cell Phones let them hunt us down with impunity, and in that, you have no choice now “but to know” you will be DEAD DEAD DEAD when G4S aka U.N. Troops in your Nations {Police and Military} [{*}] as THE FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD of C.O.P.S. aka these INTERNATIONALIST pull this off cause you were “too cowardly” my nonmason to take them out first’ and find ways down into these D.U.M.B.S before they can Launch all them ICBM from the “ICE WALLS” of NASA inside our Celestial Sphere by way of their “Space Council” of MIKE FUCKING PENCE A Traitor just as Trump to ALL AMERICAN U.S. Ctizens, and we the people “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition…. videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-logistics-of-generation-ships_1lAKSglfpvrkoDd.html YOUR ENEMY IS RIGHT BELOW YOUR FEET, and they are all [U.N. TROOPS] +=+ and Storm Troopers from STAR WARS ready to “kill and murder” you cause THEY WERE RAISED to see you as The PROFANE my nonmason populations…. Once you know they are down there as (COIVD19) Possessed People worse then the WALKING DEAD with weapons to kill you……., you would do well to [go down there] and destroy all their TECHNOLOGY of Mechanization and ATOM BOMBS and Trillion WATT Lazers!!!! Look man… THERE ARE NO MASS FUNERALS and all these (COVID19) +=+ {U-tubbers} are in the Underground Cities dumb ass!!!! IT IS ALL A DISTRACTION even the GATES B.S. They got these 5G TOWERS to kill we all just as in that WAR OF WORLDS 2019 Show!!! The Rag Tag Rebellion... The Sentinel…. [///|||\\\] Johnny Exodice LIVES and so do we!!!! The Book of EXODICE!!!! +++++++++++++++++++++++
@helentaylor7132
@helentaylor7132 4 жыл бұрын
@Double Music Yeah, we know we can't get through to you people who can't see the corruption and lying that is before your very eyes, day in and day out. Pity you though, really do. How can you defend this charlatan?
@latoyamatson6197
@latoyamatson6197 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao when I turned in it was because I got a call to check out all the empty seats....
@erikpro76
@erikpro76 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t the test an alzheimers test. Good to know he didn’t have alzheimers 2 years ago. Today...
@realtealdeals87
@realtealdeals87 4 жыл бұрын
As a native Arizonian, the wall has and always been the only JOKE!
@amargollamudi3832
@amargollamudi3832 4 жыл бұрын
well now trump's there you have 2 jokes.
@dawnj2360
@dawnj2360 4 жыл бұрын
Your state has half as many cases as my entire country. Stay safe.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 4 жыл бұрын
if they take drugs through the border stops with impunity. well what's a wall going to do?
@sajiththalasseriparambil5676
@sajiththalasseriparambil5676 4 жыл бұрын
Trump staff : he's not stupid he was just kidding. Trump: I don't kid and I am stupid!!!!
@camendiv
@camendiv 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from the covid hotspot in Arizona. I still don't even know anyone who has covid, and I have truly underestimated your willingness to be vapid ignorant morons since you apparently think the virus cares about your politics. When self proclaimed marxists stirred up protests and riots and we were asking about the virus, your response was "What virus?" Now that the President wants to get back on the campaign trail, the virus is all you want to talk about. Choke on your own hypocrisy, this is why nobody takes you seriously anymore.
@Dudeman9339
@Dudeman9339 4 жыл бұрын
@@camendiv What's marxism?
@Allulathepoodle
@Allulathepoodle 4 жыл бұрын
@@camendiv lol what?
@avimech8546
@avimech8546 4 жыл бұрын
Dudeman9339 Marxism is the basis for the communist political theory, originally thought up by Karl Marx. Just another bs label the far right tries to pin on liberals with no basis whatsoever. I could say all Republicans are assclowns but it doesn’t mean it’s true..
@motive2inspire
@motive2inspire 4 жыл бұрын
LoL
@lolam4209
@lolam4209 4 жыл бұрын
Can never get enough of your Trump impression
@baby13tina
@baby13tina 4 жыл бұрын
I am seriously a fan of his wife 😂😄she is so cute giggling behind
@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339
@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 4 жыл бұрын
When my dad's dementia started to worsen, he couldn't remember the date, would forget names and would stumble over his words, The drs gave him this cognition test to determine how bad his dementia was at the time. My dad aced it, he not only remembered the 5 words they tell you at the beginning of the test and then make you repeat at the end of it. My dad recited everything they told him to remember at the end of the testing proving that his dementia wasn't as bad as we believe, and that recalling 5 words in a memory test, it's not an intelligence test mind you, is actually not that great of a feat. it's pretty bad and means that Trump is proud at scoring the bare minimum score that states your brain isn't mulch and you can recognize and recall the same thing as a 3-6 year old. If a man who is diagnosed with early onset dementia due to Parkinson's and regularly would forget things like the day, the weekly schedule, etc.can pass this cognition test with flying colors and still be diagnosed with early dementia, think what it must mean when a person (Trump) who is supposed to be healthy and vigorous as a 20 something man scores worse on the same cognition test than the man who has dementia did. What's horrifying is that if trump was one of us and lived in the real world, he would've been committed by now!
@towmlvb3423
@towmlvb3423 4 жыл бұрын
I do not know if you are "in the trade" or not, so this comment could get the sky falling down on me, but... You write like a practitioner specialised in OPMH, Older Persons' Mental Health. Anyone with a good, rational and disinterested grasp of Trump's inadequate mind for the tasks he has in hand would agree with you. Frightening. (In this context "disinterested" means not having anything to gain from a situation, an opinion, a hypothesis, or others similar.)
@generic3725
@generic3725 4 жыл бұрын
Please, let’s VOTE him out in November!!!
@sanjay3415
@sanjay3415 4 жыл бұрын
I’m in the medical field and it’s a good measure of cognitive function and considered to be the gold standard without extensive and expensive workups. The test is designed to pick up defects like hemispatial neglect via parietal lobe damage with the clock test, and working memory in the prefrontal cortex and hippocampus with the word recall. It’s a good test. Don’t try to discredit something that’s been standard in psychological testing with proven results. Your anecdote is a sample size of 1 whereas there are studies where n=>100. Not to mention they’re recently increased the score required to be deemed cognitively competent. Don’t make light of the MoCA
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 4 жыл бұрын
Jay My Blue Advantage Medicaid has annual wellness checks. They do only 3 words. There's the clock, the president, and the date. My late husband could get the date and the president. Drawing the clock was a problem. He would get the hands on the right numbers for the time, but the clock would be misshapen. The numbers would be in order but not evenly spaced. And he could remember only one of the words. Once, we had to draw a rowboat. Being a carpenter, he did okay on that. He had a motorcycle accident in 1969 and was in a coma for 28 days. His left thigh was shattered, as was his left temple (despite the helmet). His family was told he would have to be institutionalized, as he couldn't walk and had no memory. They took him home and started from scratch. He became an industrial millwright, an overhead crane operator, and a darn good carpenter. He died age 68 of a pulmonary embolism.
@sanjay3415
@sanjay3415 4 жыл бұрын
Sophie Robinson I’m very sorry to hear that. God bless you and your passed husband. He sounds like he was an amazing man. Sometimes the brain can compensate for functional losses elsewhere in the brain. Medicine isn’t always 100% these days even with all the technology we have, the body and the brain especially is just that complex. Seems like that may have been what happened with him, but that’s just conjecture.
@charleschapman2692
@charleschapman2692 4 жыл бұрын
It will be a beautiful thing to see that smirk wiped off Colbert's face.
@chrisdonnelly3577
@chrisdonnelly3577 4 жыл бұрын
The educated world is still concerned by your president, and America, in general!
@Rushmore222
@Rushmore222 4 жыл бұрын
With the spike in Arizona cases, "the University of Phoenix might have to offer some of its courses online." That's gold, Jerry.
@arthurjeremypearson
@arthurjeremypearson 4 жыл бұрын
came here specifically to upvote this.
@chipmunktubetop
@chipmunktubetop 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn't know what they are tearing down. He is so profoundly ignorant.
@Pedroleum100
@Pedroleum100 4 жыл бұрын
... and projecting his ignorance onto others.
@Mr04291965
@Mr04291965 4 жыл бұрын
tearing down ?? I seem to remember something about it FALLING DOWN
@dafttool
@dafttool 4 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t really care. He’s fear-mongering his Death Cult, pandering for votes
@kyliej4731
@kyliej4731 4 жыл бұрын
Trump is an idiot, but destroying monuments and works of art is usually reserved for the Islamic Sate
@phillipthorbjrnsen7865
@phillipthorbjrnsen7865 4 жыл бұрын
Need better schools in the states. Should the germans or Russland have kept all the statues And Art pieces portraying Hitler and Stalin ?
@brockius9146
@brockius9146 4 жыл бұрын
Evie's laugh is so pure!
@jenniferaashiem6165
@jenniferaashiem6165 4 жыл бұрын
I love you so much, Stephen Colbert! That drunk bit had me CRACKING UP!!
@bakercat2845
@bakercat2845 4 жыл бұрын
"He was joking!" "I wasn't joking..."
@alexanderburawa9307
@alexanderburawa9307 4 жыл бұрын
The mottos on the flip sides of the new donald j trump commemorative lead coin being minted later this year when trump loses the election by the donald j trump mint and used-tire factory.
@ThomasPanto
@ThomasPanto 4 жыл бұрын
COUNT the DEAD BODIES to know how DEADLY SERIOUS TRump has been
@beckydawes4822
@beckydawes4822 4 жыл бұрын
Do the people who cover his ass really believe he will be re-elected and become the first American dictator? That is their only hope of not being confronted with how much of their souls they sold.
@xlDeathlxJosey
@xlDeathlxJosey 4 жыл бұрын
Oh they are now saying his I wasn't joking comment is sarcasm. So he was joking the first time and is being sarcastic this time. The apologists are nuts.
@danielhawthorn6639
@danielhawthorn6639 4 жыл бұрын
@Mats K "Very fine people"
@cyberdelicxp9125
@cyberdelicxp9125 4 жыл бұрын
Why are we not talking about the Electoral College the thing that got us into this situation in the first place
@Synathidy
@Synathidy 4 жыл бұрын
I elect to eject the Electoral College. Into space maybe. It's dangerous and stubbornly persistent in the environment like nuclear waste.
@lorrainekerr8749
@lorrainekerr8749 4 жыл бұрын
Reform.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 жыл бұрын
You’re talking Constitutional Amendment. That’s crazy talk. The only reasonable solution, but, still, crazy talk.
@nanettewhite3093
@nanettewhite3093 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Electoral college needs reform or just go to one vote. Canidate with most votes wins.
@randomjoe3941
@randomjoe3941 4 жыл бұрын
Funfact: Trump didn't even get the majority of Republican voters to vote for him. In fact he "won" the presidency with only 5.5% of eligible voters voting for him. America is not the democracy it pretends to be.
@doodbro931
@doodbro931 4 жыл бұрын
It sure would be a shame if all the Trump supporters got Covid from his rallies
@marutakelers1856
@marutakelers1856 4 жыл бұрын
Self-aware push broom! Hilarious!
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck 4 жыл бұрын
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
@andreaperry938
@andreaperry938 4 жыл бұрын
That's great 😊
@NyJoanzy
@NyJoanzy 4 жыл бұрын
What is the context of that?
@kekohokko7213
@kekohokko7213 4 жыл бұрын
@@NyJoanzy People would steal silver cutlery in houses they were invited to; easy to move, I suppose.
@misterspaceman9563
@misterspaceman9563 4 жыл бұрын
@@NyJoanzy Keko has it right, to "count one's spoons" is an old phrase meaning to make sure you weren't burgled or swindled. Basically the more honest someone loudly claims to be the more likely they are to be a thief
@g0679
@g0679 4 жыл бұрын
ThE DuCk That one tingles the same as, “When you hear someone praying too loudly, go home and lock your smokehouse immediately” (Solomon Young, 1815-1892).
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