Trump’s Tax Returns FINALLY Handed Over, Mar-a-Lago Beefs Up Security & Stoners Get a Pot Quiz
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Жыл бұрынDecember is minutes away and the President and First Lady took part in the 100th lighting of the national Christmas Tree, parents all across the country are breaking out the old Elf on the Shelf to try and get their children to behave, Spotify released their annual musical report card “Spotify Wrapped” and Jimmy reveals what his top artists were, after Trump’s little dinner party last week they’re beefing up security at Mar-a-Lago, he continues to try and distance himself from White Supremacist Nick Fuentes, after seven years House Democrats confirmed that they are finally in possession of six years’ worth of Trump’s tax returns, Herschel Walker has been left with some explaining to do after Trump’s decision not to hold a campaign rally for him, Mike Pence is out and about promoting his book and trying out material for his new Netflix comedy special, the Senate passed a bill to protect same sex and interracial marriage, and we check in at the NuWu Cannabis Marketplace in Las Vegas to meet some of their employees and customers.
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@Dan-nt2yb Жыл бұрын
“The 2nd time in a year that a fungus had to be removed from the White House”. Bravo to that writer.👏🏼😄
@MK-su6eg Жыл бұрын
As pops would say, at ease, disease, there's fungus among US. and. ..... kiss my wrist,,,!!
@Dan-nt2yb Жыл бұрын
@@MK-su6eg …😄👍🏾
@wisdomprepper Жыл бұрын
It was good but I saw it coming a mile away. lol
@BM-ur4je Жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY... although I'm inclined to call it "parasite"....instead
@EvanMoon Жыл бұрын
Deep truth
@Qssential Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile others are in jail for weed in different states. Sad
@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, those other states should wake the f up. Weed is Washington state's #3 agricultural product.
@greeneyedlady5580 Жыл бұрын
@@jacquelinehorne6485 It isn't just sad, it's ridiculous.
@stc3145 Жыл бұрын
Use your brain and dont use drugs. Only the weak and idiots use drugs
@zazatv6822 Жыл бұрын
I live weed smoker
@phdonme1 Жыл бұрын
Well somebody's always going to be on that in between. Of everything in life. Definitely sucks but it's on its way to not being illegal anymore. Next we need to get rid of all the billionaires.
@sacasanova Жыл бұрын
"I try to hide out before it gets too wicked" is some damn good life advice.
@CalSharp Жыл бұрын
That fungus joke was killer.
@abrahamrivera1991 Жыл бұрын
He’s cringe
@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын
“Everyone’s been doing things for me” Yea, like raising the kids you don’t acknowledge!
@greeneyedlady5580 Жыл бұрын
Bingo!
@kenrickeason Жыл бұрын
Hilarious but that's a fact..
@erickborling1302 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Now enough of this buffoon already. How ANY person allow their personality to be defined by and reinforce a negative stereotype is beyond me.
@Ragesomethingidk Жыл бұрын
Your Name ist very fiting. 😉
@williamgreenfield9991 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations for the savage and oh-so-well-deserved take down.
@civil_villain Жыл бұрын
"Where do clouds come from?" My lungs, homie! That was the right answer...
@wirelesmike73 Жыл бұрын
That drive-through is more clean and professional than 99.99% of the fast-food drive-throughs in this country. Veronica seems like a real sweetheart. If I lived there, I'd be happy to see her face at that window, too. Legalization across the Nation! Let's go, Dark Brandon!!! 🤣 Get it done!!! 😃
@brittneyhorsley4047 Жыл бұрын
It's really a top notch dispensary.. the smoke lounge is cool too
@vonswaego Жыл бұрын
Veronika is one of my oldest friends. She’s a delight.
@trutymeproductions5478 Жыл бұрын
Her smile is infectious.....I wanna go there just to see it in person
@ianbrink9962 Жыл бұрын
The pot shop bit reminds me of when my Dad and I would watch Letterman and he would always check in on Rupert Jee of the Hello Deli, I hope it becomes a regular thing 💚
@greeneyedlady5580 Жыл бұрын
I miss Rupert!
@internetstress Жыл бұрын
This show will never be great like Letterman don't even compare the two.
@greeneyedlady5580 Жыл бұрын
@@internetstress Letterman was good, but he also had some incredibly lame bits.
@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын
This show could be the catalyst that changes the world if they would do a segment on the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* that encouraged Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country during World War II. The video is online at an official .gov link from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990 after 45 years of being buried under mountains of drug war lies.
@justmyopinion9959 Жыл бұрын
Thats not Herschel Walker. It is Eddie Murphy doing his Buckwheat character from SNL and that is OTAY
@matchesmalone79 Жыл бұрын
Haha gold!
@cherylleech785 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾✔️
@poopsonastick13 Жыл бұрын
That drive-through worker seems awesome ❤
@JennyJeong425 Жыл бұрын
She's stoked because she's got a good job. People who work in dispensaries, especially pretty girls, make hundreds of dollars a day just in tips. And they don't have to deal with cranky people very often. Every time I go to a dispensary, the clientele is excited because they're getting their happy treats.
@robdog2231 Жыл бұрын
My girlfriend and I attended the show, thank you Jimmy and crew we had a blast!
@jimfoster9964 Жыл бұрын
wow... just announce your an idiot. bizarre
@richpiana6930 Жыл бұрын
How much did they pay you to attend his show? i have heard the audience is told when to laugh. American "comedy" is so lame, because they can't keep politic out of the show.
@dmercury292 Жыл бұрын
@@richpiana6930 👈🏻❄️🐑thanks for watching.
@papabear3488 Жыл бұрын
@@richpiana6930 the republicans don't have a sense of humor anyway so no real big loss too us anyhow...
@jefe2098 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't walk across the street to see that garbage he spews
@ChimeraZone Жыл бұрын
It's fun to see how happy these people are to be on TV.
@ToniHunterOne Жыл бұрын
IKR, just like the olden days!
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap! He finally has to release his taxes! We might finally get to find out whether he wrote Erick off as a loss!
@coloradocitizen6478 Жыл бұрын
Funny!
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
What a bunch of nosy people why don't you worry about yourself damn
@marionoz9980 Жыл бұрын
Yeah A total loss!!
@RobertBreckenridge13 Жыл бұрын
Republicans will still defend him come Jan. They should really just cut bait, throw him into the cement mixer, and pivot away from extremism. But that will piss off their meager base.
@coleengoodell7523 Жыл бұрын
I'm so dang jealous I can't stand it. Legalize Nation Wide!!!!
@unknownsample4801 Жыл бұрын
Biden is Trying but republicans be like NO that will help people! just like them stopping student loan debt relief.
@TJfromEarth Жыл бұрын
smoke one up for me, living in china i can safely say that day will probably never come haha
@brittanyflowerday Жыл бұрын
@@iccus62 Yet another reason to move to Canada.
@nicholasfarrell5981 Жыл бұрын
@@iccus62 blaze one for me, would you?
@Flaming360Spider Жыл бұрын
The first guy got screwed no weed and got bubble wrap as a gift 😂
@fluffy2517 Жыл бұрын
God bless joe 😊keep him safe and in good health for us
@michaelmiami Жыл бұрын
The best thing Biden has done is stopping Carter from being the worse president of the last 50 years. Thanks Joe!
@louiseasmith1336 Жыл бұрын
Amen.
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
That is the best news I have heard lately. Sounds like DOJ is getting serious, too. Holding him accountable would be the best Christmas!
@bbm1077 Жыл бұрын
it's left wing nonsense. divide and conquer.
@indiasuperclean6969 Жыл бұрын
WOW SIRRR VERY DANGEROUS !!!! 😠 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA 🤗🇮🇳 THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD , WE NEVER DO SCAM AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
About damn time!
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
How about giving presents to needy children that would be the best Christmas you need to get a grip on reality damn
@terwillagermcghee4148 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 oh how your tune has changed Dan Mcgrifted 😘 Happy holydaze traitor!
@jakep9610 Жыл бұрын
Vote Warnock for senate, Georgia 💙
@DippyHippie Жыл бұрын
💙
@annjohnson8437 Жыл бұрын
Yes, please!!! 💙
@commonsense571 Жыл бұрын
💙💙💙🙏
@growtechsystems6528 Жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Let’s vote Marxism and socialism . I’m so excited that the government will control my life and spend all my money
@tdrc3244 Жыл бұрын
Hershel Walker ❤
@guyincogneto8979 Жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting Lindell to pull up to that window.
@MichaelGreen-tl8vm Жыл бұрын
So nice to see young people enjoying a little pot instead of all that other deadly stuff. Kaleidoscopes - what a cool idea. Love ya Jimmy.
@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын
Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a park bench after him. The bench sued for defamation.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
You're funny are you a comedian maybe you could write for Jimmy Kimmel
@adrijanacah1280 Жыл бұрын
😄😁😁😂😂😂
@seraphonica Жыл бұрын
apparently they didn't tighten up security when they realized they were storing classified documents. I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not at all shocked.
@holmesd5003 Жыл бұрын
you mean like Clintons emails?
@roxie_the_rockmonster4892 Жыл бұрын
@@holmesd5003 you mean the ones where Countless investigations by Republicans found she did Nothing wrong? Are those the emails you are referring to?????
@cameronsealy6130 Жыл бұрын
Z
@charlesasmith7836 Жыл бұрын
Me too 😄
@269gregory Жыл бұрын
I'm not shocked at all, friend.
@theheyseed Жыл бұрын
That was a long walk to Pence's play list, but I almost spit out my beer. :-)
@eyeruhl74 Жыл бұрын
Same
@matthewconrad2908 Жыл бұрын
Was it an orange squirrel of spit or just spittle from the dance marathon where we first heard of Trump and knew everyone left without us...and followed "the hunginsratler" a rattlesnake with orange froth on his lips
@matthewconrad2908 Жыл бұрын
Use this same orange swamp algae or scum to wash or shine your car it is long lasting like petrified wood from the ice age or his wife's hair
@desertegle40cal Жыл бұрын
I swear, watching these Kimmy Kimmel monologues and skits he does, they always make me smile. But THIS one, had me smiling and laughing so much my friggin face hurt!! LOVED IT!!
@therelaxationstation5258 Жыл бұрын
They need 30 yrs of tax returns ..
@fpiedade9451 Жыл бұрын
Exactly Exactly !! Investigation on tax return of all presidents before Trump To ! Americans don’t like Discrimination !
@jeanponce2017 Жыл бұрын
@@fpiedade9451 For what none of them hid their return so what's to investigate? Nobody ever ran for president because they were trying to avoid tax evasion charges not counting fraud and money laundering.
@BurtTurbo Жыл бұрын
@@fpiedade9451 Trump's the only president to hide his tax returns.
@fpiedade9451 Жыл бұрын
@@BurtTurbo how you Know that ??????
@fpiedade9451 Жыл бұрын
@@BurtTurbo investigation on some Laptop’s 💻 to
@VicariousAquarius Жыл бұрын
Kimmel is my go-to whenever I need a laugh.
@abrahamrivera1991 Жыл бұрын
Damn that’s sad
@papajeff5486 Жыл бұрын
AND YET, he still sits in luxury, free as a bird, frowning at this monologue.
@slickdikkrick8746 Жыл бұрын
You mad?? Punk
@terwillagermcghee4148 Жыл бұрын
@@slickdikkrick8746 🥱
@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын
The longest audit since time immemorial is finally over.
@charlesasmith7836 Жыл бұрын
Lol yes 😄
@Cheyslaaa. Жыл бұрын
Haha!
@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын
and we've just started...
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
Billy Joel is on Donald Trump's playlist too......The Longest Time.
@RobertBreckenridge13 Жыл бұрын
I hope they can do something with the taxes before Repugs get control of the House in January, and block/stall any efforts.
@rosesmith6925 Жыл бұрын
You know damn well 10 mins of talking with Fuentes tells you exactly who he is. Plus his vice prez nominee MTG just went through the same thing last year. "I didn't know him" is BS.
@julieutley2073 Жыл бұрын
Seriously. Wasn't trump Sr. A Klan member?
@charlesasmith7836 Жыл бұрын
Fuentes is disgusting period 🤢
@mikehersh6192 Жыл бұрын
We gotta get the Bullshit before they get more security 😲😵🎄
@Thatdudewiththedogs Жыл бұрын
It’s funny to me that all of these normie NPC people are now clued into who Fuentes is 😂
@HannibalOrJustRex Жыл бұрын
@@Thatdudewiththedogs I almost envy anyone who hasn't known who he is for the past several years. I remember him on Twitter arguing that the age of consent is too high a while back. Weird creepy guy. It does for some reason seem like a somewhat common complaint for people of his ilk though.
@tonilareebennettspokenword2272 Жыл бұрын
Back in the Fifties, my mom told me the Felix the Cat clock on our wall was watching me whenever she wasn't home and I absolutely believed her.
@austin9582 Жыл бұрын
You had me at "Stoners get a pot quiz"
@Marijuanifornia Жыл бұрын
Question: "What is the title of the 1942 US Department of Agriculture video that taught American farmers how to grow 'Marihuana' to defend our country during World War II?" Answer: *Hemp for Victory.* The federal license to grow Cannabis that is shown 3 minutes into the film reads, "Producer of Marihuana." There is an official .gov link to the video from the US National Archives, and it's on several KZfaq channels.
@XelionGraves Жыл бұрын
I wonder if, when they finally got the tax returns, if the person who got them muttered "Thanks. Was that really so hard?"
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling the IRS sent them over directly. They actually petitioned the scotus to be able to release them this time, saying there were things that Congress really needed to see. Uh-oh. 🤔
@PADS62 Жыл бұрын
Ik right! 😅🤣
@chocomojo9552 Жыл бұрын
I Hope somebody s gonna leak everything !!!
@4bibimimi Жыл бұрын
If he secluded them in his rectum, removing them could be quite painful. I'm going to go with that.
@pozzythump868 Жыл бұрын
That's what she said.
@scottbutler5421 Жыл бұрын
That drive-thru skit could be it's own show
@oldrrocr Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the Steve Allen show...
@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was a great bit, like Cash cab 😂
@mikeday2393 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same damn thing
@smolke2040 Жыл бұрын
I agree. I just loved everyone of the drive through customers...adorable.
@haidarhakimable Жыл бұрын
I'd watch every episode
@radiogoodguy6287 Жыл бұрын
Elf on a Shelf jokes were HILARIOUS 😂!
@internetstress Жыл бұрын
So its funny to lie and decieve children?
@Chibastud Жыл бұрын
Gees your writers and producers are top notch! Thank you as always for the laughs Jimmy K! Expat fam in Japan!
@The1djdave Жыл бұрын
define top notch when the ratings are sinking..
@AutoDIY Жыл бұрын
I hate that we ever paid for Mike’s gas
@vic.blaine Жыл бұрын
Mike's family owned a chain of gas stations in Indiana, Kentucky and Illinois, Keil Brothers Oil Company. They went bust in 2004, and left behind "85 contaminated sites across the three states, including underground tanks that leaked toxic chemicals into soil, streams and wells." So not only did Mike's family make plenty of money selling people gas, they left taxpayers holding the bag and paying to clean it all up. [full story, see Esquire, Charles P. Pierce, July 19, 2018]
@stephenmorton8017 Жыл бұрын
@@vic.blaine yea, that's a great example of Mike's civic responsibility. it's clear to me that the petrol companies feel free to gouge in democratic administrations. it's a win/win to make the dems look bad and then loosen restrictions when their boys get back in. the public is made to think the president controls the magic price lever.
@paulbaker847 Жыл бұрын
It wasn't his car.
@Repdem Жыл бұрын
@@vic.blaine I always really disliked the guy, starting with that
@sjelliott6660 Жыл бұрын
You voted for him.
@DelightLovesMovies Жыл бұрын
Jimmy and Guillermo are the best. The girl working the drive thru reminded me of Rosi Perez.
@donnale3881 Жыл бұрын
AJ has the most gorgeous smile, he’s adorable! That’s the happiest drive through ever!
@kristinhouser3886 Жыл бұрын
I was scrolling through comments just for this! I thought surely someone else already commented on AJ's cuteness ;)
@seymourbutts4654 Жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is a Trump indictment.😬
@InterestedCitizen Жыл бұрын
Pleeeaaassseee 🎅 Give us this gift.🎁
@HairynosedWombat163 Жыл бұрын
And so say all of us!
@population-_-420 Жыл бұрын
Still flushing important documents down the toilet 🚽🪠
@daves8027 Жыл бұрын
lmao! keep dreaming
@dougwristen2228 Жыл бұрын
multiple indictments for trump to celebrate the new years with , the crimes this traitor has committed haven't all come in yet , there is so much more to learn about his administrations corruption , and senators and congress members
@visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍
@Totsamiyfilin Жыл бұрын
👍🥃
@visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын
@@Totsamiyfilin 😊👍
@lilaznkid4ever Жыл бұрын
It's his writers?
@corybrown1450 Жыл бұрын
It's not a talk show anymore it's a political show that constantly pushes a political agenda he was a pretty funny guy before he got into politics
@crimsonfucker152 Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought they’d have Guillermo teleport to the dispensary in his car at the end of that sketch. Would have been epic.
@FrillyLlama Жыл бұрын
My son asked for his elves to come back early in a letter from Santa. I have been moving elves every night for 7 months. Not just one, but ten. He is the Clarion of the Christmas spirit. It never ends. 😅
@davelindstrom6005 Жыл бұрын
The Pied Piper of the Elves!😁
@hannibalofcarthage6993 Жыл бұрын
You need to make the marijuana drive-through quiz a hilarious constant section on its own 🤣
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight Жыл бұрын
I am sure he could arrange for Snoop and a few others to "show up" as well. It would be hilarious.
@marypoor9574 Жыл бұрын
100% I'd watch way more of this. Great people.
@Aurelyn Жыл бұрын
This could be its own TV show
@paulbaker847 Жыл бұрын
Make it a road show. Come to Oregon.
@laduke8873 Жыл бұрын
Yeah like they show Cash Cab. 😊
@bulletproofair Жыл бұрын
That dispensary drive-through quiz was amazing! 😂. But I'm disappointed in the the last guy who couldn't name the Ninja Turtles. 😅
@timstepify Жыл бұрын
Donatello does machines
@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын
😂 I definitely could have watched a few more. I always love Jimmy's stoner base nod. Thanks Jimmy 😂
@mikeday2393 Жыл бұрын
right?! wtf is happening to pop culture dammit!!!! that section at the weed store could be its own show. id watch the hell out of that
@lunhil12 Жыл бұрын
I don't even care about them and I know their names.
@adamb89 Жыл бұрын
The secret fifth Ninja Turtle, Ralph.
@donaldtate3372 Жыл бұрын
Audience, Great Job Mr. Kimmel. Just love the holiday spirit you shared with the Vegas customers🤜🏼🤛🏼👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼.
@stebstebanesier6205 Жыл бұрын
Proof positive that a drive-up window at a dispensary is a great idea.
@johnyu1750 Жыл бұрын
So doofus Don said he didn’t know Nick Fuentes? He said afterwords; “ this guy really gets me. He really gets me!” This time it’s guilt by association.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Blah blah blah get your own life worrying about other people what's the matter with you I assume you're a grown up act like it
@Crazycatlady71 Жыл бұрын
He gets him because 45 is no different than Fuentes. Of course, he knows ole buddy Nick! 45 has lied all his life and he's still not good at it!
@MrStaybrown Жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to have dinner with him. Kanye and Fuentes are the bottom of the list. .Donald is only looking for more associates to throw under the bus.
@trill2527 Жыл бұрын
You wish.
@johnyu1750 Жыл бұрын
@@MrStaybrown along with a dinner invitation you also get a subpoena
@coloradocitizen6478 Жыл бұрын
Agreed about the documents and why is the media not mentioning what utter crap it is that he wouldn't have any idea someone was coming or who they were when he has secret service detail! Everyone that comes anywhere near him is checked out. Period. The amount of people that believe him is astonishing. I am not shocked and disgusted as usual.
@ThomasElliott-yb8gy Жыл бұрын
don't be shocked, the people that still worship will never admit that they were conned. Then they would show how stupid they are.
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight Жыл бұрын
He and they knew exactly who was coming to dinner.
@frankhirner5503 Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, he lives in your head. Dummy
@gmacka6333 Жыл бұрын
Of course he knows who Fuentes is. I can only imagine what the conversation around the dinner table was about. To be a fly on the wall, lol......(with a recording device)
@normacolon9618 Жыл бұрын
I.think he pinned it on kanye, when he invited.duentes himself..he wants to gather his group,.he is planning something.
@petedog9581 Жыл бұрын
"I try to hide out before it get too wicked." I'm using that.
@freda2758 Жыл бұрын
Those people in the drive trhu had great smiles. The manager looked like he could be a model.
@janlam01 Жыл бұрын
I like it when they post the monologue on KZfaq before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:39pm ET
@kristopherneville6922 Жыл бұрын
Do you always gotta comment the same thing
@grumpleforskin Жыл бұрын
Both you need to profread
@kristopherneville6922 Жыл бұрын
@@grumpleforskin so don't you there's a space between proof and read
@kristopherneville6922 Жыл бұрын
@@POPCORN_BRAWL shut up
@grumpleforskin Жыл бұрын
Apperently you don't get the joke
@justinflick6802 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy! Love this time every night!
@parvin46 Жыл бұрын
Everyone in the drive thru looks so happy 😜
@karenthompson8038 Жыл бұрын
I was laughing with the elf on the shelf because I got my son one when he was like five or six years old and I put it on the shelf and then I tried to explain to him what the Elf does and he looked at me and said “seriously mom do you think I’m gonna believe that?” Then he went off to do evil! lol!
@edwardndriskoll Жыл бұрын
Finally someone pulled close to the drive thru window.
@RobertBreckenridge13 Жыл бұрын
That stressed me out too! I pull up so close the dispensary drawer almost hits my car!
@borshardsd Жыл бұрын
My partner has a kid and the elf on the shelf gives me heart attacks when I find it randomly throughout a dark house in the morning.
@wontbefooledagain9400 Жыл бұрын
Oh that’s funny! 😂
@elizabethsnowpaws3751 Жыл бұрын
Pet rock of Xmas😉
@roberthill799 Жыл бұрын
And neither your partner nor the kid has anything to do with it moving "randomly" around the house. Sweet dreams!
@borshardsd Жыл бұрын
@@roberthill799 the worst is as I'm putting my contacts in, look over, and this elf is just 👀 there. Merry Christmas my friend!
@nancywutzke5392 Жыл бұрын
I'd light that thing on fire and toss it out the front door. There. Done!
@EmpyreanLightASMR Жыл бұрын
I don't partake but that pot quiz game was AWESOME. People are so funny. I had a massive smile on my face the entire time. Hope this becomes a regular bit.
@jrgonzalez5781 Жыл бұрын
I love your show you always keep it a 100.. You got him on On that West being antismetic and he still let him in..
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Жыл бұрын
He must be so grateful for this help! 😊 After all, trump told us he would be HAPPY to show us his tax returns. He just didn't manage to do it on his own, for some reason....🤔
@jasonlee5651 Жыл бұрын
I'd be the same way,nunya biz,I'd like to see all of "Washington 's finest" taxes,Trump's probably look great compared to some in the swamp
@greeneyedlady5580 Жыл бұрын
@@jasonlee5651 Biden, along with every other recent President except IQ45 made his tax returns public. All elected Senators and Representatives have to file financial disclosure forms.
@darkcrystal438 Жыл бұрын
He aaid he would release if emails were ceased.. never were.. dems upto their evil ways. Hell has a special place for todays evil dems.
@CosplayZine Жыл бұрын
Sure like how he inflated his property values to commit fraud and get additional loans on them.
@jasonlee5651 Жыл бұрын
@@greeneyedlady5580 I'm just saying every public servant that's elected by the people should have to show how they become multi millionaires off a mere $174,000.00 salary,not possible legally unless you know what the market is gonna do before it does it, either extremely gifted or corrupt
@mikewritz Жыл бұрын
Nice Spotify list Jimmy. Colbert loves steely Dan too. They’re Seinfeld and John Mullany’s favorite band as well. Easily my favorite group too, love me some steely dan!
@lucamatteobarbieri2493 Жыл бұрын
It would be funny if for once Guillermo hosted the show in Spanish and Jimmy stood on the stool
@NickFieldMedia Жыл бұрын
One for April Fool's Day next year maybe.
@MartaWomack Жыл бұрын
I loved the weed store drive thru interviews! Hilarious! Made me wish really hard that politicians here in Oklahoma weren't so conservative that their butt cheeks squeak when they walk. You can't buy liquor on Sundays, either, so it's like a step back in time to a more restrictive, unreasonable time.
@michaellovely6601 Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how much alcohol is sold in Oklahoma on Saturdays.
@mikepercival7906 Жыл бұрын
Cannot wait to see my family in December for Christmas. Haven't been to Arizona in 8 years.
@julieutley2073 Жыл бұрын
Have a fabulous time!!
@jackderipper2233 Жыл бұрын
Just went. I saw Bizbee, Phoenix, Tucson, Tombstone and Sedona. It was beautiful! Enjoy!
@annem7806 Жыл бұрын
Florida of the west
@nobs997 Жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, are you related to Kari Lake?
@julieutley2073 Жыл бұрын
@@jackderipper2233 good for you! A lot of folks don't have family to go see.
@joannefitzpatrick992 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they were able to get enough Republicans to pass the marriage bill into law
@pauljudd9825 Жыл бұрын
always the same republicans voting with the left
@IditaBugger Жыл бұрын
I had to listen twice to make sure I heard that right.
@prodemocracyseth Жыл бұрын
It's was mainly the Repukes that will be retiring soon I believe.
@charlesasmith7836 Жыл бұрын
Me too shocked really 😳
@steveb796 Жыл бұрын
20% of them are in the closet.
@BANGbucketHEAD Жыл бұрын
They got weed drive-throughs and here I am in North Carolina where weed is still illegal I'm so jealous
@denisefoxcroft8920 Жыл бұрын
If you're tired of fighting over the Christmas table, make it a peaceful occasion by making the turkey stuffing with cannabis.
@susancrawford2343 Жыл бұрын
I suggest you put it in the hors d'oeuvre otherwise you may not make it to dinner! LOL
@denisefoxcroft8920 Жыл бұрын
@@susancrawford2343 Or maybe make the hors d'oeuvre's shooms. You know...go the whole hog. 💃 🕺
@357CLOUDY Жыл бұрын
Only if you tell the guest.
@MK-su6eg Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the MUSHROOMS, and gravy!!! Ummmm, magically delicious!!!!Aloha!!!!
@MK-su6eg Жыл бұрын
@@denisefoxcroft8920 o oh...shrooooooms!!,,,, exactly!!!
@user-ij6vg8xq2r Жыл бұрын
Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and, um... Mitch McConnell?
@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын
Ronny didn't seem too happy to get that Willie Nelson Christmas ornament. He also looked super baked. I bet he really was one of those who got through that "clear" glass
@JennyJeong425 Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling ol' Ronnie wasn't on his way to a Mensa meeting.
@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын
@@JennyJeong425 :))) Oh, you're worse than I am.
@RobertBreckenridge13 Жыл бұрын
I live right around the corner from that dispensary. I am going to have to frequent more often in the hopes the quiz becomes a regular segment!
@user-whatevs Жыл бұрын
Now if we could just see Don Jr's laptop , that'd be great
@jakep9610 Жыл бұрын
T R E A S O N O U S R U M P
@Roy-G-Biv Жыл бұрын
AJ is adorable, what a smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love his Hamsa hanging from his rear view mirror. 🧿🧿🧿🧿
@barbj672000 Жыл бұрын
I hope my neighbors dont hear me shouting at my laptop, "AJ!!! Say WEED!!! Say WEEEED!!" lol
@SwaggerChiick1 Жыл бұрын
LOL 🤣
@debbievoss3496 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy,. Glad you see & hear you tonight. It was perfect. Funny. You are back in the saddle!
@steellady1164 Жыл бұрын
For the people who drove through the windows, pot does have an effect on depth perception!🤣🤣🤣
@inbornwanderlust1076 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that is like the worst advertisement for the legalization of pot ever 😂😂😂 Even though I do support it, that's funny yet also a bit concerning not gonna lie
@nancywutzke5392 Жыл бұрын
@@inbornwanderlust1076 Here in Michigan during the pandemic we had places that had drive up 3 lanes wide. And still do. And what makes you think these people are high coming thru the drive thru ? Huge chance they're not. Cuz why do you think they're there buying some? They're out. Duh, hello? I don't get the 'alarm'. Do you also assume every person that goes to the store to buy beer, wine or liquor is going to crack it open when they get back in their car to drive home? What's the Big deal about a drive thru window? Ohio and many other States have drive thru's for alcoholic beverages too. What's so scary? Its no different than walking out of a store with the stuff in a bag and getting in your car. You're scared for NO REASON. Making up thing's to be afraid of. Geesh.
@gazzabnaki Жыл бұрын
loved the drive thru - gotta go to Vegas and gotta go to a Jimmy show - peace out from NZ 🥝
@furball8967 Жыл бұрын
Because Trumps not there with Herschel, Trumps going to say...’I told you, if I’d been there, Herschel would have won’.
@markkasprzyk3287 Жыл бұрын
This is more important than democrats and president Biden writing a bill and passing it called the inflation reduction act but it has nothing to do with inflation and all about green new deal handouts
@Mister_Listener Жыл бұрын
That girl in the drive thru dispensary had a great juicy giggle. She was a hoot.
@richardreynolds6398 Жыл бұрын
Increasing security because of Kanya West but not because of thousands of pages of stolen documents.
@bensitsdownwithfriends Жыл бұрын
Bot. Lol
@richardreynolds6398 Жыл бұрын
@@bensitsdownwithfriends Bot? You mean "bought". Now get a mirror.
@therelaxationstation5258 Жыл бұрын
AJ is a nice guy. 🤗
@pennyelliott3732 Жыл бұрын
He reminded me SO much of my nephew! 🤗
@usebegood Жыл бұрын
You can easily tell the difference between messages sent from Trump and those sent by his minions trying to protect Trump from himself. The minions know how to spell and put together a coherent sentence.
@renjiabarai6638 Жыл бұрын
stoner trivia needs to be a regular thing...
@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын
Make them public so we all can see them. Bet he is not worth what he wants people to believe.
@lolawants2008 Жыл бұрын
I think you’re psychic ;)
@tylerhackner9731 Жыл бұрын
Lock Don up
@CadiKane Жыл бұрын
Hunter first
@CadiKane Жыл бұрын
@@ethanoxendale903 i cant say because this channel is so weak they delete any comments that talk bad about the left
@fleetingreese7642 Жыл бұрын
Well done with that fungus!!😂
@donnatreadaway1911 Жыл бұрын
Others have said this but dang! All the humans in the drive up, including Verronika, are GORGEOUS. Their smiles are amazing!
@InterestedCitizen Жыл бұрын
Yikes, Elf-on-a-shelf with viruses😳. Donald Duck's taxes - it's going to be fun to see💲 The tree 🎄is nice🎁
@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын
In 10 minutes, the cloud will be coming out of that car
@RobinaB530 Жыл бұрын
House Ways and Means Committee has his tax returns. Please let there be a leaker!
@carollivingston584 Жыл бұрын
Great post. Thank you Jimmy.
@grumpleforskin Жыл бұрын
I did "not see" that joke coming.
@eddyblackmore2834 Жыл бұрын
I did, anne frankly I didn't find it funny. ;)
@grumpleforskin Жыл бұрын
@@eddyblackmore2834 concentrate on it, it's a gas.
@DregonGaming28 Жыл бұрын
Man greatest episode ever. I love the marijuana motif.
@grinningduck8322 Жыл бұрын
I really hope they warned these people ahead of time.
@ivo4357 Жыл бұрын
Lucky for Donnie that audit ended today so he could voluntarily give the tax returns to Congress.😃
@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын
Much love and appreciation to Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo 🩵🩵🩵
@jamesfamkima2267 Жыл бұрын
Kanye could become the first white supremacist who is black - world record right there baby
@bethb7965 Жыл бұрын
Walker saying everyone has been doing things for him...he can't do anything for himself!! Can't even put a full sentence together.
@poopsonastick13 Жыл бұрын
“I’m over my PS5 days” was that a GTA reference 😂😂😂
@normacolon9618 Жыл бұрын
GTA mean???
@poopsonastick13 Жыл бұрын
@@normacolon9618 Grand theft auto. You can run over people and take their money, it is a particularly funny reference because the first one took a lot of criticism for teaching kids to be violent for this reason, but as someone who was playing it as a kid back then, it was so obviously unrealistic and in no way taught children to do this. it is an extremely clever joke for a extremely specific group of gamer nerds 😂🤓
@MonsterMotard Жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy 👋
@Phoenix-in-flight Жыл бұрын
Surely if Trump sets foot in Georgia, Fani Willis will clap him in irons. 👍
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