Trump Wants to Terminate the Constitution, Kanye’s Swastika Tweet & Herschel’s Idea to Arm the IRS
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Жыл бұрынJimmy and Guillermo decorated their Christmas trees over the weekend, Donald Trump failed to disclose a $19.8 million loan from a company connected to North Korea, Trump called to terminate the Constitution and declare the rightful winner of the 2020 election, Kanye has had his Twitter account suspended after posting a Swastika inside a Jewish Star of David, tomorrow is runoff day in Georgia and a number of Republican Senators have embarrassed themselves making in-person appearances to support Herschel, many of his supporters are excited to see his new movie, the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl is set between the Washington State Cougars and the Fresno State Bulldogs on December 17th at Sofi Stadium, and Jimmy and Guillermo give Santa a helping hand in a new edition of Naughty or Nice
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@mphmph1198 Жыл бұрын
"Whenever a Republican makes an accusation, it's a confession" Brian Tyler Cohen
@vietnamd0820 Жыл бұрын
And David Pakman 👍
@jstnxprsn Жыл бұрын
"Projection is a Repub superpower" - Jstn Green
@robertdraper5782 Жыл бұрын
There's a long list for that one
@sariedixon8965 Жыл бұрын
That’s a textbook narcissist play
@cmckinney380 Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you know who he is. Great reporting. Good interviews
@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to everyone who voted to terminate the red wave.
@wfpbwfpb Жыл бұрын
You’re welcome🙂
@LaughingWolf8 Жыл бұрын
💙✌️
@GrummanIsComin Жыл бұрын
You mean the red tsunami (per Cancun Cruz). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bryanspindle4455 Жыл бұрын
@@GrummanIsComin Cruz didn't expect the big blue seawall !
@kiritoblack05 Жыл бұрын
❤️
@SherryEllesson Жыл бұрын
Whoever did the voice impressions for Thump and Ye has an enormous talent!!
@Patricewofford Жыл бұрын
Merril is the cutest, loved when she sit up to say that she'd name her pony glitter, so polite! Good job parents! The news will make u lose faith in humanity, seeing things like this, reminds me that there is still kindness and good in this crazy world.
@brynneholt1990 Жыл бұрын
I recently spoke to current students and recent graduates of my high school. Contrary to popular opinion, we are not doomed.
@deltonlowery812 Жыл бұрын
i'm losing faith in humanity with the gifts they gave her! i'm sure they gave her something in addition to that, but geez. she responded well, though.
@mikeoxbig7931 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to everyone who voted for Raphael Warnock. His victory will allow Herschel to fully dedicate his time to child support.
@rosesweet1967 Жыл бұрын
My 6th vote for Warnock since 2020…before anyone says crap, there has been 2-primaries, 2-elections and 2- run offs since 2020.. this time will give him 6yrs🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
@SeamHead33 Жыл бұрын
Lmao the election is tomorrow
@davidcooklock129 Жыл бұрын
@@SeamHead33 Lmao early voting has been on for days.
@SeamHead33 Жыл бұрын
@@davidcooklock129 yeah and??? The OP is saying that there already is a victory. Votes havent even been counted genius
@abro3859 Жыл бұрын
Or being a werewolf 🤷♀️
@jessstuart7495 Жыл бұрын
Trump took an oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Trump is an embarrassment.
@WaningGibbous Жыл бұрын
He doesn't even know what an oath is..
@randymoran67 Жыл бұрын
Hey Vladimir is proud of his acolyte
@mphmph1198 Жыл бұрын
Trump thought they said, "Oaf of Office"
@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын
He's More than a "mere" embarrassment .. 🤢😑🙄😶🤢🤢🤢🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
@arclight9328 Жыл бұрын
Rump is a traitor. He's talking treason. But he tried to backpedal the next day by saying he didn't say what he said.
@rosesmith6925 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me you guys give those poor children something special for putting up with you and being so honest ❤️☮️
@vikaz3408 Жыл бұрын
Whenever you go on shows like this, you get some ‘talent fee’, they call it. I just wonder why it bothered you when her parents are so into it?!?
@kunduco Жыл бұрын
My heart can't handle the gifts lol.. I hope these kids get some of their wishes fulfilled... but i guess therapy is always an option
@artdeco18 Жыл бұрын
watching I wondering if she was going to get two scoops of pate
@JA-gu2ro Жыл бұрын
This is Jimmy Kimmel true to form who steals all the kids Halloween candy. 😅
@parvin46 Жыл бұрын
Wow…Kennedy and Herschel are examples of why we need better qualifications and requirements for our elected officials
@ThomBoecker Жыл бұрын
The most revolting thing about Kennedy is that he actually IS qualified or at least should be, with exams from Vanderbilt University and Oxford under his belt. In other words, he's roleplaying, and that staunch southerner with the near-unintelligible drawl is nothing but an act. An embarassingly bad one at that.
@kosmokritikos9299 Жыл бұрын
It wouldn't matter. People in southern state love imbeciles.
@larrygrebler5054 Жыл бұрын
@@ThomBoecker WOW!
@adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын
I just melted inside when the little girl said she forgot her manners. So adorable. Clearly her parents are raising her right.
@michelangelobuonarroti916 Жыл бұрын
She's still at the age of complete honesty.
@shatterhusk6755 Жыл бұрын
She was so adorable I almost lost it, she's around my daughter's age so I'm a big softy lol
@BenLA5 Жыл бұрын
Clearly her parents aren't raising her sister right
@statikskynl Жыл бұрын
am i the only one realizing jimmy called that kid a ho?
@seiryu84 Жыл бұрын
@@BenLA5 We don't know the sister's age. They call them the terrible twos for a reason.
@annadownya7754 Жыл бұрын
When he asked the girl what she would name her pony and she sat straight up, leaned in, and confidently said, "glitter" without a moment's hesitation, I lost it. That's a girl who knows what she wants!
@TheCalicohorse Жыл бұрын
She was lovely - so quietly earnest, and yes, she has definitely had the name of her pony locked in for a while.
@JCDofNYC Жыл бұрын
She is a doll. Soft spoken but confident in her mind
@marlyMe 10 ай бұрын
I hope she someday gets her pony ❤
@minoltaaraya Жыл бұрын
When the little girl said “Oprah” and she was just so confident. I love it 🤣👏🏾 I really hope they give all these sweet babies some REAL presents ❤
@saxonde68 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo is a National treasure. I love when he loses it, and just laughs uncontrollably 😂
@wendigo53 Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for Guillermo to take down an unruly audience member and escort him out.
@Soohook Жыл бұрын
Yes! Guillermo’s laughter is infectious!
@claude-alinecarriere3337 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo deserves his own show. He's hilarious.
@sicfxmusic Жыл бұрын
YES Jimmy!!!!
@cwilson9636 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo went dirty south and I LMAO with him!!🤣🤣🤣 VIVA LA GUILLERMO🥰🥰🥰
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Жыл бұрын
Trump has two moods; UNHINGED COMPLETELY UNHINGED.
@RodH_05 Жыл бұрын
third mood THERE IS NO HINGE.
@rootcanal7188 Жыл бұрын
@Treason, Are you enjoying the record high gasoline and grocery prices? Ready for food shortages? We didn't have these problems when Trump was in office
@orwellspigs8540 Жыл бұрын
What has he been found guilty of?
@benjaminreynolds3780 Жыл бұрын
@@rootcanal7188 see you guys can't separate the fact that Trump is not the answer. We don't need him, and btw gas prices and everything are world problems, not exclusively to Biden.
@jasonolson3133 Жыл бұрын
@@rootcanal7188 stop being weak and pathetic
@ArchismanMozumder Жыл бұрын
That girl is an adorable doll. Speaks softly but with conviction. She is bright & well mannered. A precious 5-year old. Thank you for sharing this video of hers.
@TigDegner Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a father of 4-year-old twin girls, that little girl is wonderful. What good manners and genuine lovingkindness. She reminds me how lucky I am to have two young ladies who are just like her. I bet (and hope) she got a lot of love off-screen for putting up with being put on the spot here.
@AYVYN Жыл бұрын
A life of entitlement and power has left Trump placing little importance in self-evident rights. Those who submit to his undermining are truly pathetic.
@johnscott2849 Жыл бұрын
@@POPCORN_BRAWL pay attention he wanted to do away with it.
@suziemacdonald7220 Жыл бұрын
@@johnscott2849 just because crazy horse the stripper didn't respond in a way you don't like, making changes to the Constitution is not a bad idea! Relax man!
@JM-zg2jg Жыл бұрын
@@suziemacdonald7220 Trump didn’t ask to change the constitution, or even suggest it. Trump wants to do away with it. So crazy horses point was fallacious. The topic isn’t changing the constitution, it’s Trump wanting to do away with it entirely.
@johnscott2849 Жыл бұрын
@@suziemacdonald7220 Pay attention I never said no to any changes. You and him need to pay attention dump wanted to do away with it that's the subject. And he has said nothing about what dump wanted and neither have you so that leads me to suspect you and him voted for him.
@Proud2BBlue Жыл бұрын
@@POPCORN_BRAWL there are changes made to the constitution already.. They are called amendments. The constitution started with 10 amendments called the bill of rights. There are now 27 amendments.
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
He's right about one thing... I don't want Herschel Walker anywhere near my daughter.
@mindyschocolate Жыл бұрын
Lol, RIGHT!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LilSebastian_ Жыл бұрын
On the upside at least you know he’d pay for the abortion and then pretend it never happened.
@treeskin77 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for saying what I think we were all thinking!!! Lmao
@cellpat2686 Жыл бұрын
Loved the Cilantro joke. That's what had Guillermo laughing hard.
@lestercharles8522 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo's laugh is pure gold.. They should patent that thing.. Lmao
@joeokabayashi8669 Жыл бұрын
Meryl is so sweet in her sincerity.
@michaelrief4424 Жыл бұрын
“Kind of good” was hilarious. I remember my parents pulling that crap on me back in the 50’s that Santa Claus watching everything I did to see if I was good or bad. They had me convinced that he was looking in the windows. So I went around the whole house and closed all the blinds on the windows. I remember one time we’re all sitting in the living room and my Dad asked my Mom, “why is it so dark in here?” My Mom pointed at me and began to laugh.
@xy6845 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to anyone who supported and/or voted for Warnock in the Ga. runoff! Big thank you!! 💙💙💙
@davegoodwin1848 Жыл бұрын
Herschel Walker is like every government figure in the movie "Idiocracy". From saying "America is the greatest country in The United States" right on up to having the IRS leave their offices to protect the school children. Wow...just Wow.
@CoffinCrawler Жыл бұрын
But at least President Camacho had the foresight to water the crops with Brawndo.
@patwooster3851 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! I forgot about that! Perfect!
@bethb7965 Жыл бұрын
He can't even put a complete sentence together!! Can't understand what he says half the time.
@neptunemike Жыл бұрын
The real life President Camacho 😂
@theghost4729 Жыл бұрын
Every time he speaks, he literally brings the IQ of everyone around straight down!!!
@barbaramiller349 Жыл бұрын
How can anyone really vote for Hershel. Lord our country is a mess 😅
@emu_warrior Жыл бұрын
Answer: Republicans put in place policies and laws in Republican states (and as much as possible in the house and senate) that lowers American's education. This is literally the answer to your question. Republicans want a fascist state. American's are REALLY stupid (by design) and vote for these people, lol.
@xelamercedes Жыл бұрын
Or, at least, people who think Herschel looks like the best man to elect for the Senate are a mess.
@morbidmanmusic Жыл бұрын
The lord is in charge of this toy.its all on it.
@pietrojenkins6901 Жыл бұрын
@@xelamercedes that's why Trump absolutely loves the poorly educated like he's said many times before.
@michelangelobuonarroti916 Жыл бұрын
It's called "owning the libs". That's what matters more than country to a lot of people.
@1craley878 Жыл бұрын
I love how he read the website and then pointed out that they left his name off of that, " I'm sueing them too"
@mikelytou Жыл бұрын
Oh, and PS thanks for FINALLY doing subtitles for Herschel's gibberish.
@melt4769 Жыл бұрын
Most of the early voting in Georgia is in person, not mail-in. I voted the Saturday after Thanksgiving and stood in a steadily moving line for an hour and forty-five minutes to do so.
@renobutters Жыл бұрын
You'd be jealous of us in France... I've never, ever had to wait in line to vote in my life. There are always more voting clerks in the room than voters, and it's not because nobody goes to vote. I can't understand why this is an issue in America. Do you have to fill out papers for 10 minutes when you vote?
@renobutters Жыл бұрын
@@Spearca I see, then I guess it depends on the district. Probably also the same in France. Thanks!
@jayyarbrough9902 Жыл бұрын
@@renobutters The former president just demanded the suspension of our Constitution. You think his kind wants to make voting easy?
@michaelccozens Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you did, but those lines are bullshit fascist Republican voter suppression. I'm a Canadian, and I've been voting in elections here for decades. I've never even heard of a single person waiting more than maybe 15 minutes to vote, and most of the time the whole process, wait and all, takes under a minute. The GOP will try to blame 45 for their fascism, but they've been undermining American democracy for decades. 45 is the symptom, but the fascist GOP is the disease.
@UnitedWeStan Жыл бұрын
@@renobutters truthfully it's called gerrymandering. Certain groups will screw over voters, rather than have a true election. It's how we end up with so many idiots in power here.
@eamonhunt8781 Жыл бұрын
Dt takes Goebbels advice very seriously. Tell A big lie, tell it so often it becomes the truth. Accuse your enemies of that which you are guilty.
@ywoulduchoosetousethis Жыл бұрын
Conservatives of every country on this planet.
@richardjones2455 Жыл бұрын
That only works on the morons of the world, oh wait.
@ForeverMPH Жыл бұрын
This is exactly what my neighbor does!
@anthonyfuqua6988 Жыл бұрын
@@ywoulduchoosetousethis There are legitimate conservatives. I disagree with them but Trump and Co. are fascists through and through.
@katl6426 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately for world stability, he's had a lot of success with millions of americans. It's scary times
@whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump.... projection, projection, projection!!! "LOCK HIM UP ALREADY!!!"🇺🇲
@californiacat9762 Жыл бұрын
Big thumbs up 👍
@grumblesNhoneybee Жыл бұрын
@@californiacat9762 FOR WHAT? Everything you idiots say trump did, with no evidence, the left there is evidence, and witness's.. but but...,,,no........lol ..yea.
@ThisWholeWorld100 Жыл бұрын
Based on what? Ten percent for the big guy...oh wait, wrong narrative.
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
For what crime whiskey James if that's your real name what crime
@Mark_Brooks Жыл бұрын
@@ThisWholeWorld100 Shouldn't you be giving a blowie to the former guy?
@maconreid Жыл бұрын
Touched my heart when she spoke of her cat Clover. My cat Clover, who I had almost 19 years, passed this year
@MegaDeansy Жыл бұрын
Aww, wee Merrill is an absolute delight and I bet her parents are as proud as punch with her appearance here !. 'I forgot my manners' shows that not only is she being brought up very well but what she is being taught is sinking in !. Merrill's parents - I salute you both !
@Shin-Blade Жыл бұрын
I never thought "high intelligence" was ever an insult! 🤣
@aWOKEn1445 Жыл бұрын
Idiocracy is coming true..
@li2us Жыл бұрын
By their applause, Trumpanzees admit they are NOT of high intelligence.
@sjbock Жыл бұрын
That politician is an Oxford educated lawyer and used to be a Democrat before it became more advantageous for him to be a Republican. He's playing to that crowd of bumkins and using all the dog whistles.
@lynnpayne6262 Жыл бұрын
They believe that if your to smart you can't have faith. It's the work of the devil when you don't fall for obvious lies. Only the not intelligent can Jesus I guess.
@aWOKEn1445 Жыл бұрын
@@lynnpayne6262 thank you. That explains a lot! Peace!
@coleengoodell7523 Жыл бұрын
What an absolutely precious little girl. I hope one day she gets everything in life that she could possibly hope for. God bless her.
@davidalmeida2991 Жыл бұрын
Even the pony! 😂
@davediamond7228 Жыл бұрын
i hope someday she gets her pony
@renobutters Жыл бұрын
And in the meantime she gets an opportunity to get good at Excel 2010. She's adorable ;)
@beenaplumber8379 Жыл бұрын
@@davediamond7228 And a bedroom full of pony poop!
@bridgez04 Жыл бұрын
im 18 and still waiting for my pony.
@mindyschocolate Жыл бұрын
That little girl was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they do more of these Christmas wishlists
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
Meryl's backstory just got more and more heartbreaking with every answer.
@ellicel Жыл бұрын
She was so sincere and earnest in ratting her sister out, especially asking for the biting to be reported to Santa! I really believe Stevie’s been biting her when mom and dad aren’t looking! 😂😂
@KittySnicker Жыл бұрын
Guillermo’s laugh is infectious
@orwellspigs8540 Жыл бұрын
So is the racism
@mister_manager Жыл бұрын
@@orwellspigs8540 Yeah how is that OK
@quetzcoatl80 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! Cilantro?! WTF?! What if he was black, what would he say then?
@taylorrice8612 Жыл бұрын
@@quetzcoatl80 true. Chicken?
@nikkikennedy551 Жыл бұрын
That little girl was so precious.. so bright and articulate and well mannered!! Good job to her parents and family for doing such a great job raising her! Merry Christmas!
@JF-cn3cz Жыл бұрын
She better share that unflavored gelatin!
@loadi2865 Жыл бұрын
those where not good presents for a little girl... KINDA CHEAP TO...
@Darkness-ie2yl Жыл бұрын
humans human stand can't usually I And .thing little Sweetest
@maargenbx1454 Жыл бұрын
Of course she was well mannered - she knows she’s skating on thin ice with Santa over the last time she forgot her manners 😂
@EndeavorsDnB Жыл бұрын
@@Darkness-ie2yl yes
@leslieday17 Жыл бұрын
The Avatar clip was hilarious and BRILLIANT
@ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын
Those voice-overs really sound like Donnie and Ye. Amazing actors
@sairamsoundararajan5190 Жыл бұрын
you know I'm saying? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@stratostatic Жыл бұрын
Jack Smith lurking in the shadows is driving Donald to complete madness.
@SchoolforHackers Жыл бұрын
And I am here for it.
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
So hard to believe he still hasn't hit bottom, but he keeps digging that hole. Wind up in China soon. 🤔
@granitemountain8416 Жыл бұрын
@@cc1k435😂😂😂😂😂
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
When was he ever completely sane?
@xelamercedes Жыл бұрын
Donald has been mentally unstable for a very long time. What some would call "mad". What we're seeing now is what happens when a mad person is cornered and becomes frantic and panicked. The worst is probably yet to come.
@whiskyjames4200 Жыл бұрын
Donald Trump and his MAGATS are a real treat for most Comedians, and "US" Americans. They're fodder for our sanity.
@keithbaker2092 Жыл бұрын
Very true. Biden as well.
@Mark_Brooks Жыл бұрын
@@keithbaker2092 Nope.
@iamkarma20 Жыл бұрын
@@keithbaker2092 👈 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Joined 4 hours ago😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@almostheavenhomestead1680 Жыл бұрын
@@Mark_Brooks Biden and the rest of the demoKKKrats are tripe.
@paratrooperz1 Жыл бұрын
what sanity? you spent 7 years attacking trump with guilty plea and for 7 years no evidence that holds in court. this is the left doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, this is insanity. so you are lacking sanity for past 7 years at least! not only is trump getting charges dropped but he is winning defamation lawsuits and netting millions from the left that attack him....
@damianBTSot7 Жыл бұрын
She didn't forget her manners. Because her face said "What the heck is this crap" but her mouth said "Thank you elves." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SO CUTE!
@KnowTrentTimoy Жыл бұрын
Whenever Dump's pointing fingers at other people over alleged mischief he's PROJECTING! It happens EVERY TIME!!
@SchoolforHackers Жыл бұрын
It’s true. Every Republican accusation is a confession.
@annellis6840 Жыл бұрын
That has been his way for decades! He keeps using same methods because he gets away w it.
@totsmini3105 Жыл бұрын
@Trent Timoy - Nailed it!! - Lard-A$$ is Always Projecting!!
@shaneeslick Жыл бұрын
🤔1 finger pointing at them & 3 pointing at himself
@zaproodas9626 Жыл бұрын
Biden is one of the best presidents of our lifetime. Kamala not bad either. He has strong moral fibre and cares for the children.
@caitrina19 Жыл бұрын
Even on a bad day, Guillermo makes me smile. 🥰☺️🥰
@barbaramiller349 Жыл бұрын
That little girl Meryl was priceless ❤❤❤
@saralynn518 Жыл бұрын
Meryl was so sweet and took those valuable (dare I say priceless) gifts like a champ!
@bjg5659 Жыл бұрын
The little girl with the elves was so serious, but she was honest, sweet and adorable.
@bugbee9505 Жыл бұрын
Love you Jimmy. I lost my only child, a son in 2018. He always made me laugh. Thank you for making me laugh.
@kujonevideos Жыл бұрын
That Christmas elf skit is priceless and a great idea!
@vietnamd0820 Жыл бұрын
That’s the cutest kid 😊
@neutron8764 Жыл бұрын
The kid was star ⭐️
@aliciagreen5411 Жыл бұрын
"but she does have asthma" 😂
@karynmorton4843 Жыл бұрын
I wish they actually got her a gift she would like. lol
@jamesorsby7553 Жыл бұрын
@@neutron8764 Lol D... Oprah.
@carvalone3076 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy and Guillermo dressed up as Santa's helpers conversing with the kids is just precious 💕🥰
@AlerieHightower Жыл бұрын
She was so funny and cute. "Oprah". I died.
@easymoneysniper9013 Жыл бұрын
GROOMERS GROOMIN CHRISTMAS
@easymoneysniper9013 Жыл бұрын
@tradde11 gee I thought those were essential workers 🤔🤔
@easymoneysniper9013 Жыл бұрын
@tradde11 the irony of you calling me an idiot is.. Astounding
@Katalyste Жыл бұрын
That Hershel Avatar trailer was hilarious! 😆
@douglasdrummond5986 Жыл бұрын
giggling guillermo was exactly what i needed today :D
@pictureme0999999 Жыл бұрын
'We're Greatest Country in U.S.', Hershel Walker.
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
With no knowledge of pronouns, we shouldn't be surprised when he also forgets to use articles, as well.
@michelangelobuonarroti916 Жыл бұрын
@@cc1k435 The missing article is only a part of the humor.
@digbycrankshaft7572 Жыл бұрын
Herschel Walker is the smartest person called Herschel Walker who is currently running for the US senate for Georgia.
@oldgamernewtricks Жыл бұрын
Thats as funny as when trump congratulated the "Great State of Kansas" when the chiefs won the superbowl 🤣🤣🤣
@boarder6246 Жыл бұрын
“I swear officer! This is just my woke high IQ bag of kale” 🥺
@vietnamd0820 Жыл бұрын
Green is good ✅😂
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын
Okay, hold up. WHY was that little girl THE most adorable person ever?!!!!! 🤣😂🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 I loved all her answers. She was just adorable!
@seamus_rainheart Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is insane. For this I'm eternally thankful. Keep the humour and insights coming (we need this in dark times).
@usadaily135 Жыл бұрын
A loan from North Korea! lol. Jimmy, you're a treasure and we treasure you! Thank you for being you!
@bonnielassise9371 Жыл бұрын
Would he be paying back the loan with the top secret documents he stole?
@fredylucas2484 Жыл бұрын
@@bonnielassise9371 He is worth 50Billion dollars mate
@cindypomerleau950 Жыл бұрын
Jokes on Kim.
@cindypomerleau950 Жыл бұрын
@@bonnielassise9371 Well Saudi Arabias' 2B wasn't for Jared's expertise in money management.
@blendo3893 Жыл бұрын
@@fredylucas2484 Let's wait and see how much he's worth once his taxes are released.
@redwood421 Жыл бұрын
You nailed when talking about Kanye and Loser 45 in a contest for who is crazier. Double dutch meltdowns.
@williamdillard5060 Жыл бұрын
Whoever Jimmy hired to do those voices should get A Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy or whatever else is available.
@heh8me168 Жыл бұрын
Can this show get any funnier??? No way😂😂😂😂
@CollinSamatas Жыл бұрын
The part where you had Trump and Kanye narrate the new Constitution was genius…Thank you for not being afraid to tackle these most ghastly news items!
@oldgamernewtricks Жыл бұрын
LOL true
@assmane999 Жыл бұрын
It was so cute how at the very end she said “merry Christmas, Elves”
@saradavis6505 Жыл бұрын
OMG that little baby girl with The Elfs was too adorable❣️❣️❣️
@truegangsteroflove Жыл бұрын
Jimmy is at a new level with this, just having the time of his life.
@Kevin51611 Жыл бұрын
"Who taught Melania how to speak English anyway" LOL
@aWOKEn1445 Жыл бұрын
Well, who was it?
@li2us Жыл бұрын
Boris something-or-other!
@jennypulczinski7204 Жыл бұрын
She went into this marriage with her eyes wide open, but this is why I do feel sorry for Melania - "Trump’s treatment of those with accents is painful. People with accents are often treated as though they are less intelligent than those with accentless English." (HuffPost) I am sure he didn't show this side until after the wedding
@boccaratonful Жыл бұрын
The answer is obviously NOBODY.
@HeartlesSv420 Жыл бұрын
The founders also wouldn't condone the second amendment once they realized what guns have become since muskets & that we have the most powerful military in the world. Yet, here we are.
@jcIIXVIIIVII Жыл бұрын
They knew, which is why they put in the 2nd Amendment the words, "WELL-REGULATED" which literally means guns can be regulated. But the ignorant will overlook that key word lol They also didn't mean that random people could form a militia. The "militia" refers to the National Guard of every state.
@lynnpayne6262 Жыл бұрын
So many of those who love 45 do not get that if we have no constitution, we have no second amendment. They think he will let them keep the gus they have and buy more.
@trevorlee7945 Жыл бұрын
@@jcIIXVIIIVII EXACTLY ! they want to cherry pick what they want out of the Constitution .
@RyanBlackhawke Жыл бұрын
Guillermo just makes Jimmy so much better. I'm so glad I moved from Louisiana in 1995.
@chronagan Жыл бұрын
I do think he should give the kids better presents. I just love them.
@paulwolstencroft4820 Жыл бұрын
It breaks my heart when you give the kids terrible presents. 😢😭
@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure they received great presents off camera.
@emilyparmenter2855 Жыл бұрын
We can't lose you Jimmy Kimmel. Please don't ever retire.
@apove1814 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! 🎉😂❤
@KimfromSoCal Жыл бұрын
no one would notice. Conan and Fallon are the real talents of late night
@s.patrick6136 Жыл бұрын
Kimmel is a hack. Retire already
@crystalsharadin9772 Жыл бұрын
The jokes were on FIRE! And that little girl at the end was THE CUTEST!!!
@DBinCA 10 ай бұрын
Please give the writers what they deserve and bring our late night shows back! If there’s ever a time our country needs the relief of satire, it’s NOW! Miss you, Jimmy! 😢
@joshualagrimas9555 Жыл бұрын
Guess its safe to say that his intentions is really about grasping absolute power at this point.
@brynneholt1990 Жыл бұрын
He congratulated Xi when he secured it.
@SeansModelBuilds Жыл бұрын
So the Star Wars Prequels weren't entertainment to him, but a playbook?
@MichaelWaiteMusic Жыл бұрын
Somebody record this interview on vhs and give it to Merril so someday an archivist can show how awesome she is
@alexandracyr5647 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, I have being saying this for years. When Trump accuses someone of anything you can bet the bank on it, he has absolutely been carrying out these actions himself. Always trying to deflect of his own actions, what is crazy is people actually fall for it.
@COMPFUNK2 Жыл бұрын
My nephew is 16, he works in the electronics department at Walmart, and he doesn’t know what VHS is. Now I feel old. 😶
@indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын
The little girl sitting in the chair before the Christmas part was just too cute. Kids are so open and honest I love it I think this is truly the best part. I will be glad that someday and I hope it is soon where we don't have to hear from any of these crazy talking GOP people that's my Christmas wish Santa please Grant it ASAP
@lurklingX Жыл бұрын
omg those constitutions were great! good job on the writing and the voice acting!!
@mf568 Жыл бұрын
She is so ADORABLE, what a beautiful, honest, little lady.
@mimiboucher1182 Жыл бұрын
Naughty or Nice is so well done Jimmy you're funny with the kids. So natural! It's sad they get crappy gifts but what a srort they will tell forever! I thought I was getting a REAL live pony! A Steven Surgal VHS hahahahahahhahaha
@stephmgreen Жыл бұрын
Oh my god I came in hot preparing to burst into flames from the news and I’m leaving fully melted into a puddle from this unbelievably prevailing kid.
@tonyhinds6882 Жыл бұрын
Love you both Jimmy and Guillermo!
@joerogan5462 Жыл бұрын
The radio boombox bait and switch prize left her puzzled. LOL !!!
@angelusmortis3150 Жыл бұрын
I love Guillermo!!! He's really funny.
@aw4610 Жыл бұрын
Ye is a gift to comedians that keeps on giving.
@CT-lo9ot Жыл бұрын
Same goes with lunatic Trump😂
@JM-zg2jg Жыл бұрын
If only he were actually funny rather than sad.
@herminaescamilla8537 Жыл бұрын
Actually the Entire Looney as HELL GQP is a Comedian's "gift"..one that keeps giving every time they open their traps...
@mikaelcronholm Жыл бұрын
Ye doesn't need any comedian. He's doing just fine unfiltered. 🤡
@bugsyhydesprague7404 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo's laugh is contagious.
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
He's simply adorable!
@sweetjane8195 Жыл бұрын
Totally!!! (~);}
@dzrtdwlr7891 Жыл бұрын
Big G likes chicken and tequila. Sounds good to me. Be well Big G.
@POKTROKT2 Жыл бұрын
Guillermo should have come back with "how about you Jimmy, do you have a real, fake or broccoli christmas tree?"
@SchoolforHackers Жыл бұрын
Every Republican accusation is a confession.
@threetreasures7698 Жыл бұрын
Spot on accurate!
@townbeach3603 Жыл бұрын
@@Me-br2vy and you got Joe blow!!!
@foxhound13 Жыл бұрын
@@Me-br2vy I wish people think like that as not all democrats are blind or idiots to Biden.
@desertsolipsism Жыл бұрын
This is true brilliance!😁
@skym821 Жыл бұрын
Not necessarily, I know republicans at a local government level that are actually great people. Wackos on both sides, trust me.
@madelineschultz4968 Жыл бұрын
Can you believe that Senator Kennedy actually graduated from Yale's Law School? He sounds just like Foghorn Leghorn from the Warner Brothers cartoon! 😂🤣
@Birdyblue12 Жыл бұрын
😂
@NathanCroucher Жыл бұрын
Not yale. Still dudes loaded with degress with top of the class grades. Rhodes scholar at oxford. makes no sense.
@margowal Жыл бұрын
I’ve been calling him foghorn leghorn for years. Great minds think alike. 😂😂😂
@caro.caro.9578 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@henrynewton8809 Жыл бұрын
Just because someone goes to a good school does not indicate intelligence.
@jeffcowen2140 Жыл бұрын
The JKLA bowl thing is strange-I’m not sure I understand it-but it’s so cool!!!! Well deserved. Good job LA.
@lamontmartin5883 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to watch the Jimmy Kimmel bowl and every other bowl 🏈🏈🏈. I Love college football and it's almost over. Bitter sweet
@ThatADHDKid Жыл бұрын
I love Guillermo when he laughs like that. It's genuinely funny to him and to us. What he meant by that answer will never know but it was hilarious
@anitarichmond8930 Жыл бұрын
Merrell was a Christmas angel, I hope she gets her pony glitter for the holidays 🎁
@54mgtf22 Жыл бұрын
Presidents don’t “terminate the constitution”, dictators do.
@j.p.morgan8367 Жыл бұрын
This is the way to respond to T's latest, uproarious laughter, in fact to whatever he says.
@ChimerezeNwosu Жыл бұрын
Guillermo's laugh is so contagious 😂😭💔
@madliberal7710 Жыл бұрын
Every Chamber of Commerce in multiple U.S. communities would love to have a bowl game.
@debbysmith5346 Жыл бұрын
Huge buds on a green tree! Happy holidays folks!!
@adamstilwell4209 Жыл бұрын
I have the urge to put up a miniature Oprah set instead of a manger this year lmao.
@jameswilkins9751 Жыл бұрын
The naughty or nice bit was awesome really made my day!
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