These Democrats Beat Trump According To Polls

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden isn't the only Democrat polling ahead of Donald Trump in 2020 general election polls. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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@imayb1
@imayb1 5 жыл бұрын
The way Biden keeps referring to Obama reminds me of the way Rudy Guliani brings up 9/11 every other minute. It's not flattering.
@klmhookedmoore5847
@klmhookedmoore5847 5 жыл бұрын
imayb1 - You need to reprogram your thinking. Comparing Biden to Fooliani is like comparing a mosquito bite to skin cancer.
@HEllis-qu5nn
@HEllis-qu5nn 5 жыл бұрын
@@klmhookedmoore5847 yeah biden is the cancer he is down right CRINGE DESPERATE. He keeps dropping in the polls just like expected. we dont need an out of touch republican lite we need a Progressive with a solid history. #BERNIE2020
@bevsputler5455
@bevsputler5455 5 жыл бұрын
We the people loved Obama, he's just reminding us of how a great president behaves & Biden was part of that history
@bt_18
@bt_18 5 жыл бұрын
"...a noun, a verb, and 9/11"
@gracious1111
@gracious1111 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you, imayb1.
@fly89
@fly89 5 жыл бұрын
i love it when Colbert says dot dot dot dot in trumps voice.... ...
@dodoboodrough6044
@dodoboodrough6044 4 жыл бұрын
Wow he's so on top of it right? Colbert used to be really funny when he was on "Strangers With Candy", loved his comedy, now he if boring, over rated, and his political shtick SUCKS!
@Seetiyan
@Seetiyan 5 жыл бұрын
. . .they never cried even as babies? What the hell kind of absurdity? So they were stillborn, then?
@Carter_the_Cryptid
@Carter_the_Cryptid 5 жыл бұрын
@Seetiyan - There really are some babies that don't cry at birth. I didn't cry, but I also have a ton of health issues. Not crying is not a good sign and that just makes Trump's comment even more perplexing. He basically implied that farmers are weak and sickly.
@nattie5330
@nattie5330 5 жыл бұрын
My son didn't cry at birth and is perfectly healthy. Some babies just don't. He just stretched and went back to sleep.
@boredumbsleepyhead
@boredumbsleepyhead 4 жыл бұрын
@@nattie5330 most chill baby ever.. "what?.. I'm alive?.. hu.. *stretches* eeh, not impressed I'm going to sleep"
@nattie5330
@nattie5330 4 жыл бұрын
@@boredumbsleepyhead LOL! And surprisingly he's 21 and still the damn same
@crazybingus3040
@crazybingus3040 4 жыл бұрын
New born babies cry but don’t cry tears. It’s not until they’re almost 2 weeks old before tears are produced. Some babies are born & don’t make a sound until the doctor thumps their feet, inducing them to cry (yell) to clear their lungs of amniotic fluid. So I guess it’s a draw people!
@hazelmccloy1136
@hazelmccloy1136 5 жыл бұрын
Trump's been campaigning since he was elected.
@i___________i8472
@i___________i8472 4 жыл бұрын
Davonte McPherson How come every uneducated person uses an ellipsis in the middle of a sentence without fail?
@christensolomon3679
@christensolomon3679 5 жыл бұрын
I will never stop requesting a "dot dot dot..." compilation!!!!
@Artista_Frustrado
@Artista_Frustrado 5 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't be surprised if it was an 1-hour video without repeating a single clip
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886
@emilyfouquettehoffman7886 5 жыл бұрын
Yes please!!!!
@FriedrichBarb
@FriedrichBarb 5 жыл бұрын
Well my fellow people of culture, we are in luck: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z81yncuBzp_Mp2g.html
@couchpotato6270
@couchpotato6270 5 жыл бұрын
Kilroy just watched the video...hilarious.
@robotempire
@robotempire 5 жыл бұрын
God I hate it so much
@JillFaucherRoss
@JillFaucherRoss 5 жыл бұрын
"The democrats are so angry. Have you ever seen a people so angry" All coming from a psycho that whips up his fan base into a rabid, slobbering lather all the time!
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 5 жыл бұрын
i am a Trump supporter,screw you
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
david mayo and you just proved her point.
@bevsputler5455
@bevsputler5455 5 жыл бұрын
@@davidmayo3185 guess you haven't been "screwed enough" yet! The average person has! We didn't get a tax cut, if our wages went up 2$ everything we now need to purchase went up 2$ so now we're spending 100$ more a month for good we need not extras...can't afford a new car or house & in the large cities (were most live for work) can't afford the rent! So go ahead & support your want-a-be dictator, most of us have had enough of the " cheater in Chief"!!!!
@divadoll606
@divadoll606 5 жыл бұрын
@@genghiskhan9269 Lmao
@Tedinator01
@Tedinator01 5 жыл бұрын
quantum jumper didn’t Q mess with Picard?
@Chronicler9
@Chronicler9 5 жыл бұрын
YEAH WARREN!!!!
@Chronicler9
@Chronicler9 5 жыл бұрын
@OriginalTharios neither Bernie nor Warren would i ever call "weak-willed" by any stretch of the imagination.
@iscream1080
@iscream1080 4 жыл бұрын
Chronicler9Prod Andrew Yang?
@CamMarz
@CamMarz 4 жыл бұрын
"But the polls say this" ... I've seen this one before 😂 Hilary by a landslide right?
@cameleyez
@cameleyez 5 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever seen people so angry?" Asks the man going on daily tantrums on and offline.
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 5 жыл бұрын
quantum jumper When 1 month is up, will you please disappear?
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
@quantum jumper next month, so, on 13th of July? Or wait, was it 12th in your timeline? I'd like to put that into my calendar. So i could come back and remind you on that day to eat 💩.
@cameleyez
@cameleyez 5 жыл бұрын
@Neil Mo why does the news have to talk policies? That's the job of the Congress. They report on the president that's How it works if you haven't noticed. Trump loves the attention. He loves to feud with them. He doesn't want the "fake news" to stop. He loves it. But yeah he's the biggest baby everyone here and around the world knows that.
@Corn_Pone_Flicks
@Corn_Pone_Flicks 5 жыл бұрын
I seem to recall a mob of "very fine people" with torches marching in Charlottesville that seemed pretty pissed off.
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 5 жыл бұрын
@quantum jumper - ooh, watch it there, Sparky. Your tin foil hat is slipping. 🤯
@JinxSanity
@JinxSanity 5 жыл бұрын
"Did you ever see people so angry?" Yes, at a Trump Rally.
@garywilson3042
@garywilson3042 5 жыл бұрын
juan ortiz yes, they are angry and stupid. They welcome authoritarianism and the taking away of our fundamental human rights. Those people are the real enemy to democracy and America.
@itsobvious5333
@itsobvious5333 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't see angry people at the local trump rally. Stop with your lies
@Hag_of_Fangorn
@Hag_of_Fangorn 5 жыл бұрын
And those Tiki Torch guys seemed pretty angry, too.
@christinebuckingham8369
@christinebuckingham8369 5 жыл бұрын
The Truth ! If they are cheering hateful, racist, sexist and xenophobic speeches and comments, then they are angry people.
@isaiahtorok7079
@isaiahtorok7079 5 жыл бұрын
@@itsobvious5333 "Build that wall" is a pretty angry slogan if you think about it
@thaddeusdeosdevradyin8703
@thaddeusdeosdevradyin8703 5 жыл бұрын
9:07 How could all of your writers AND YOU miss the pun gold that is "Pretendsylvania"???
@suliev.millan1382
@suliev.millan1382 5 жыл бұрын
Love!
@MicDread
@MicDread 4 жыл бұрын
Thaddeus Deos Devradyin , obumer said he’d visited 57 states, and had 3 more to go. How about learning substance, and truth. Instead of looking for meaningless gaffs, do you even know why he was or what he was explaining. My bet no.
@mytoesarecold5555
@mytoesarecold5555 4 жыл бұрын
Roger Joyce - he’s just saying that Prentendsylvania would have been a better play on words than Denialvania. There were no ‘gaffes’ involved. You’re a strange one 🥴
@chavol2377
@chavol2377 5 жыл бұрын
"Some of them never cried in their lives including when they were born" 😂 oh my f#$%&g god I'm also crying now
@sparkieemae
@sparkieemae 5 жыл бұрын
PUSH- PUSH *mother screaming* *dead silence* "It's a boy!" *doctor holds up silent scowling baby with leathery sun damaged skin and callused hands wearing a farmer's hat and holding a set of keys to a tractor*
@chavol2377
@chavol2377 5 жыл бұрын
Jessie Sparks 😂 Nurse: what will the name be? Dad: Buck...Buck Smith the 3rd, same as my grandpapi, my pops, and myself I tell you what!
@bahaar2825
@bahaar2825 5 жыл бұрын
@@sparkieemae 😂😂😂
@shanadir
@shanadir 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody would ever say "the best speech ever made in Europe" because nobody else thinks everything good has to be "the best ever"... Who even rates speeches?
@eschwarz1003
@eschwarz1003 5 жыл бұрын
tRumps endless superlatives for everything are supremely ridiculous as much as annoying
@deborahchinn2439
@deborahchinn2439 5 жыл бұрын
I mutter everyday: “Why God, how could you let this happen?!”
@xSUBIACOx
@xSUBIACOx 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen's delivery of Trump's tweets is soooooo hilarious, especially those words in brackets.
@ruthv2352
@ruthv2352 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Stephen but after THE biggest blunder of all time happened in 2016 I don't follow polls anymore....🤷🏻‍♀️
@Mostdefinitelynotabot
@Mostdefinitelynotabot 5 жыл бұрын
Because people trusted the polls and didnt think they needed to vote😔
@ruthv2352
@ruthv2352 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mostdefinitelynotabot Just because the person on the other side of the argument is completely wrong doesn't mean you aren't also completely wrong...🙃
@alexmurphy8576
@alexmurphy8576 4 жыл бұрын
Smart
@Steelburgh
@Steelburgh 5 жыл бұрын
The blatant narcissism would be funny if it weren't so painful to watch.
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 5 жыл бұрын
I would love for a world leader to call Trump out on the BS he spews during these conferences. Trump: Some are saying the best speech ever made... Duda: WTF? No one is saying that!
@natedavies954
@natedavies954 5 жыл бұрын
Not a world leader, but Paris fire and rescue services destroyed him during the Notre Dame fire.
@karolwenzel543
@karolwenzel543 5 жыл бұрын
But Duda wouldn't do that; back in Poland he and his party praise Donald Trump
@karolwenzel543
@karolwenzel543 5 жыл бұрын
Duda wouldn't do that; he and the party he's in praise Trump
@sith1144
@sith1144 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but all of the other world leaders are generally adults who realize they're dealing with an unusually powerful toddler :P
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 5 жыл бұрын
this is the problem, you dont understand alot of what hes saying is sarcasm and joking to a extent. your the type of person who has a hard time smiling just like most people on this page. and people are generally happy with his speeches because hes not reading off a teleprompter most the time hes just saying what he feels. unlike the pre planned bullshit programming weve had the past over a decade
@gideonpuccio9852
@gideonpuccio9852 5 жыл бұрын
"You had me at 'Trump's Losing' " LOL
@LSogE3
@LSogE3 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert: Stephen Colberts audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
@dyjegoridgeback9319
@dyjegoridgeback9319 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert: Being funny and making people laugh. Erling Wangen: Being a bitter Betty about people having fun.
@dyjegoridgeback9319
@dyjegoridgeback9319 4 жыл бұрын
@@WingolStephen Colbert: making hilarious jokes about the dangerous clown in the White House Trumpfans whining: stop making fun of our Great Leader
@mellymel6543
@mellymel6543 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wingol liking for telling people to vote and get rid of trump...we need all the encouragement we can get
@granmachuca
@granmachuca 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wingol do me a favor and go and ................ don't watch if don't like simple
@cuppatea4466
@cuppatea4466 5 жыл бұрын
I actually look forward to Trump's tweets because it's so much fun to hear Colbert read them, especially the "dot dot dot dot" parts. Cracks me up!
@MohammadHossainMD
@MohammadHossainMD 5 жыл бұрын
ikr
@anotherrandomperson6653
@anotherrandomperson6653 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@icin4d
@icin4d 5 жыл бұрын
The dots are one of the best parts. Trump's misuse of a truncated structure is hilarious.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Even when they read his tweets on the news, all I can hear is Stephen's Trump impression.
@StelinaJustice
@StelinaJustice 5 жыл бұрын
"if you can cure cancer, maybe do that now?" Hahaha love Stephen's monologues!
@1rickslater
@1rickslater 5 жыл бұрын
StelinaJaffee he's going to cure cancer AND reinvent the internet.
@DelbertStinkfester
@DelbertStinkfester 5 жыл бұрын
"I am Legend"
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 5 жыл бұрын
I hope he "cures" the current cancer that is affecting the White House and the country.
@oobaka1967
@oobaka1967 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't trump claim he had a plan to wipe out ISIS which he'd reveal once elected? It's been almost 2 & 1/2 years and ISIS still exists. You don't suppose trump was lying, do you?
@Norvik_-ug3ge
@Norvik_-ug3ge 5 жыл бұрын
If Trump did cure cancer Stephen would still slag him off. #tunnelvision
@adrianpetyt9167
@adrianpetyt9167 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the Ochre Buffoon's favourite word is "me".
@donnanhuggler8451
@donnanhuggler8451 4 жыл бұрын
Call Rich Little... Colbert's impression of Dumph is the greatestest impression of ALL TIME!!
@PrydeWater901
@PrydeWater901 5 жыл бұрын
“I can say it, but I don’t wanna say it...” 🤔🤥🤣😂😅
@westbrick4208
@westbrick4208 5 жыл бұрын
proceeds to say it
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Then don't, for the love of Pete!
@theweirdingwaypodcast
@theweirdingwaypodcast 5 жыл бұрын
Pole vaulter. I don’t want to say it but, Highest ever!!
@thundafromdownunda8340
@thundafromdownunda8340 5 жыл бұрын
Ah Stephen, you are a singular bright light along a horribly dark and lonely shore 💪 dont ever stop being you sir, the only good thing to come of the mouldy mango, is that I discovered your show 😎👍
@zelma8
@zelma8 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, stop it with the polls already!!! He was also trailing in 2016, and we all know how THAT turned out. JUST GO VOTE!!!
@buttherflys
@buttherflys 4 жыл бұрын
YoSoyMami Very true but it drives tRump crazy to hear these polls. 😁
@matthew_han
@matthew_han 5 жыл бұрын
Polls also showed Hillary winning, this kind of overconfidence is what got Trump elected the first time.
@richietattersall2122
@richietattersall2122 5 жыл бұрын
FOOL! 2016? "National Registered Voter Turnout in Federal Elections" was the lowest it's been in 20 years and he lost the popular vote by just under 3 Million. 2018? "National Registered Voter Turnout in Mid-term Elections," was the HIGHEST it's been in over 100 YEARS! 8 million more Citizens of the United States of America voted for Democrates then voted for Republicans. 2016 has absolutely NOTHING to do with what will happen in 2020, 2018 does.
@rcslyman8929
@rcslyman8929 4 жыл бұрын
@@richietattersall2122 That popular vote means so much, don't it.
@kenbohl2176
@kenbohl2176 4 жыл бұрын
Trump did lose the popular vote!! But the popular vote has not nor ever will determine who the president will be! Only the electorial college has and will determine who will become president.!!
@dodoboodrough6044
@dodoboodrough6044 4 жыл бұрын
@Culilus Wait a second here Culilus and let me catch my breath because I have been laughing my ass of ever since I first read your reply. Election rigging, you did say that right? Well then seeing that YOU are accusing Trump, and the Republican party of rigging the election then Culilus the burden of truth lies squarely on YOUR shoulders to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that what you stated actually happened? Russian Collusion. So you going to use that line that Russia helped Trump win the election even though not one Democrat has brought forth one iota of proof that the Russians were involved in getting Trump elected, and once again the burden of truth lies squarely on YOUR shoulders Culilus to prove beyond a shadow of doubt that the Russians interfered in the 2016 elections so that Trump would win. I am more then willing to read your damaging evidence seeing that all of the Higher Archy of the Democratic party have FAILED miserably to do what you state is a fact. So I will wait for your damaging proof in your next reply back to me. You will also note I was able to type my reply back to you without calling you one single derogatory name. I think you used three. (1). Treasonous. (2). delusional, and (3). trash. I wait patently. PEACE!
@dodoboodrough6044
@dodoboodrough6044 4 жыл бұрын
@Culilus I'm still waiting, cat got your tounge? Come on I can't wait to hear your divine divination.
@LikeTheBuffalo
@LikeTheBuffalo 5 жыл бұрын
Kennedy in Europe: Ich bin ein Berliner. Reagan in Europe: Mr. Gorbachev - Tear down this wall. Trump in Europe: I am the Greatest. I am the Greatest. I am the Greatest.
@DarkReturns1
@DarkReturns1 5 жыл бұрын
I legit lol'd!
@joewiedmeier1080
@joewiedmeier1080 5 жыл бұрын
The Sneezing Picture I said Kennedy when the best speech ever. Wait what
@hamishthemack10
@hamishthemack10 5 жыл бұрын
Trump is the greatest
@keithewright
@keithewright 5 жыл бұрын
@@hamishthemack10 Genuine question, the greatest what? Though I hold out hope that this was sarcasm.
@merrylenrooks9201
@merrylenrooks9201 5 жыл бұрын
@@hamishthemack10 bullshit
@razamanaz8199
@razamanaz8199 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks Stephen, for making me laugh about this very serious terrible criminal by the way you handle all his issues🙏🏻😄. Need those laughs😂😂😂
@racing-rl4qg
@racing-rl4qg 5 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh when I'm depressed and I don't even live in America lol
@filmsinfive8581
@filmsinfive8581 5 жыл бұрын
"Happy new election year!" *everyone groans*
@silversrayleigh8980
@silversrayleigh8980 5 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2020 ! MAGA
@jdc3636
@jdc3636 5 жыл бұрын
The best speech given in Europe by a us president , LMFAO😹
@joshchaffey
@joshchaffey 5 жыл бұрын
It never ends! 🙈
@Hannah-ks4mi
@Hannah-ks4mi 5 жыл бұрын
Why not campaign on policy alone? The need to get 'dirt' on opponents says to me that there's nothing of real substance in a candidate.
@dozog
@dozog 5 жыл бұрын
Unbreakable logic right there. Unfortunately about 40% of Americans *are* angry, and illogical and it's not the Democrats. (Yes, the "angry" remark was AGAIN projection.)
@SuperKing604
@SuperKing604 5 жыл бұрын
Dirt helps humans are not always logical so much of elections are emotions.
@dozog
@dozog 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperKing604 Even then, you would want your voters to emotionally connect with your proposed policies. You would want them to connect with *your* positive, strong, optimistic character. Oh wait... Trump doesn't have any policy. Because: "I am going to fix it", is not a policy. And he runs on fear. He's an angry, scared, pathetic little liar man.
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
@TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 жыл бұрын
I'd recommend Warren, then.
@Kings2006rm
@Kings2006rm 5 жыл бұрын
I I I Is all about me Donald Trump Let's get rid of this fool
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
I'm with you! Sanders/Warren 2020!
@shubhankardasgupta4777
@shubhankardasgupta4777 5 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 AOC foreva!!!
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 5 жыл бұрын
I don't want to say it, BUT...I will.
@beardollars
@beardollars 5 жыл бұрын
"Most of them never cried a day in their life - including when they were born" has to be the most amazing lie I've ever heard.
@jerryvida2137
@jerryvida2137 5 жыл бұрын
The most ignorant comment I read today. How old are you. 7? Man child are you?
@tysargent9647
@tysargent9647 4 жыл бұрын
Ah! First-class projection, is it? Keep it coming, Ronald McDonald.
@beardollars
@beardollars 4 жыл бұрын
@@jerryvida2137 What on earth?
@beardollars
@beardollars 4 жыл бұрын
@@tysargent9647 What?
@tysargent9647
@tysargent9647 4 жыл бұрын
I was talking to Jerry V over here, not you.
@mjohanss1975
@mjohanss1975 5 жыл бұрын
As a non-American I beg you guys to go out there and vote....because the Trump-supporters surely will vote.
@ericmanget4280
@ericmanget4280 5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the DNC? The country is sunk.
@mjohanss1975
@mjohanss1975 5 жыл бұрын
@@ericmanget4280 You can't compare the two though. For example, never heard somebody from the DNC pushing coal and denying climate change.
@ericmanget4280
@ericmanget4280 5 жыл бұрын
@@mjohanss1975 Mass infanticide, by the millions as one in four women have an abortion by 40, and free speech laws being curtailed to placate the "potentially infinite" number of imagined genders, completely ignoring the disenfranchised lower class in the middle of the country struggling to find meaningful employment as automation steals their jobs are also examples of harm and delusion. Furthermore the DNC is split between grass roots candidates like Bernie and Andrew Yang who discuss real issues, have life experience (Doctor/Entrepreneur), and have created well thought out plans to address the problems that they are campaigning on (health/education/economics) and puppet candidates like AOC who won an audition hosted by the New Democrats because she fit a racial profile, who fearfully stays on script, has no life experience (worked as a waitress), didn't take part in the formation of her untenable "green new deal" that was drafted by her staff over the weekend while she was out of the office, and who focuses on identity politics because she has no substance and wants to garner support through divisive social justice policies. Unfortunately the liberal media / DNC are more afraid of backlash from the supporters of the latter rather than the former and will bury the next Bernie candidate in favour of the next Hillary. The DNC is sunk.
@pranavkumar236
@pranavkumar236 4 жыл бұрын
@@mjohanss1975 may be you are seeing only late night shows and NBC.. seeing these channels and making up mind is ignorant because they are agenda driven just like fox news. but they bash them as illegitimate news organization while not seeing through their own BS
@mjohanss1975
@mjohanss1975 4 жыл бұрын
@@pranavkumar236 How would I watch NBC or these night shows? NBC is an American channel and these night shows are American shows. So how would I even get access to them?
@anaynierlpag
@anaynierlpag 5 жыл бұрын
You know what would be great? Campaigns that don't involve trash talk and focus on the issues.
@SingingHisMercy
@SingingHisMercy 5 жыл бұрын
There are quite a few democratic candidates that refuse to trash talk other candidates. As a Beto supporter personally, I know for sure that he stands by this, but I have heard of other democratic candidates pledging the same thing as well! :) And many supporters of these candidates are following suit!
@clifftanch
@clifftanch 5 жыл бұрын
They may not have cried when they were born but, with you, they’re making up for lost time now.
@Ringleader17
@Ringleader17 5 жыл бұрын
JFK: "ich bin ein berliner" Trump: "I am a doughnut"
@waltmagic
@waltmagic 5 жыл бұрын
Trump: "itch in my airliner"
@bubbaluv6487
@bubbaluv6487 5 жыл бұрын
ask not what your country can do for you screw everyone and take russian money
@bzzzskyline6215
@bzzzskyline6215 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahhjahahahhaqhahhhahahhahahahhahaha
@dawnmaster68
@dawnmaster68 4 жыл бұрын
more like a meatball
@canadiandeplorable2087
@canadiandeplorable2087 4 жыл бұрын
bubba luv yup, it’s all about Russia!! Loser!!
@miguelklashgoncalves
@miguelklashgoncalves 5 жыл бұрын
"The best speech ever made by a president in Europe!" I am from europe and i confirm... its the best lie ever made by a president!
@jennifereberenz9881
@jennifereberenz9881 4 жыл бұрын
yep, I totally agree with you... what with JFKs speech in Berlin with his famous words: I am a Berliner!...
@furball8967
@furball8967 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently that ‘someone’ who told him that it was the best speech by a President was Mr. Noone.
@davidedwards3361
@davidedwards3361 4 жыл бұрын
I don't want to say it, but.... and he says it. The trouble is, he doesn't tell us who these people are. At the same time when anybody else references 'someone' or 'scientists' or 'they / them', tRump instantly want's to know who these people are, and calls it fake. Don't do as I do, do as I tell you Donny. One rule for him, another set of rules for everyone else.
@laventryx6380
@laventryx6380 4 жыл бұрын
He tried to say that but JFK accidentally said I am a donut.
@nonosquare1240
@nonosquare1240 4 жыл бұрын
Losers go get jobs or lives
@mountainlinx
@mountainlinx 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert is in alert mode and in shape every single day because he considers it a patriotic act to be. Thank you for pointing out the drama and the turmoil with so much top notch humor and wit! We need it!
@Cathyblj
@Cathyblj 5 жыл бұрын
C C Shouldn’t you be in summer school now?
@thejack0fhearts43
@thejack0fhearts43 5 жыл бұрын
C C ... all of those words about what you think comedy is not... and you didn’t say a word about what you think comedy is. I guess you missed out on debate club, kiddo.
@mountainlinx
@mountainlinx 5 жыл бұрын
Cathyblj you Americans should get all the school you can get
@tubularap
@tubularap 5 жыл бұрын
"Nobody is also who likes you." Brilliant.
@johnhumphries505
@johnhumphries505 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen great job
@mohnapriyanka
@mohnapriyanka 5 жыл бұрын
Delightful monologue! The numbers are fake, suppressed and do not exist. Schrodinger's numbers? "Delusiana, Chaossachussets, Denialvania" 😂
@Niki-xr6cw
@Niki-xr6cw 5 жыл бұрын
Schrodinger's prat
@silversrayleigh8980
@silversrayleigh8980 5 жыл бұрын
Let the lefties feel confident so they get their ass back to work at Wendy's.
@CarolM263
@CarolM263 5 жыл бұрын
“If you can cure cancer why don’t you just do that now...” please 🙏🏾
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJester39 That is SO true. I have been saying this for years.People have been giving money to the American Cancer Society for about 60+ years. What are they doing with that money? Why is it taking so long? Science has found cures and treatments for ALOT of serious illnesses and diseases in less time. Why is this so you may ask? Well simply put Cancer is a money maker. Period. As long as big pharma has got any power at all they will do everything in their power to suppress the cure. Either by bribery or killing the people that know about it and stealing the data.
@Dream146
@Dream146 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJester39 there's really good documentaries about how aliens built the pyramids, I assume they're true as well? After all if there's a video on the internet there's no way it could be a special interest group twisting facts to fit their narrative, that'd just be crazy.
@Dream146
@Dream146 5 жыл бұрын
@@whiteowl4097 cancer is not one disease it's an umbrella term for a condition that can affect any part of the human body in different ways. It's hard to detect, hard to treat and can effect people in any number of ways, that is why it has taken so long.
@SuperKing604
@SuperKing604 5 жыл бұрын
Whiteowl cancer isn’t just one disease its many that affect different parts of the body huge progress has been made some cutting edge stuff is going on right now with gene therapy don’t believe conspiracy theories
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, Joe Biden is the cancer.
@etcflyers3760
@etcflyers3760 5 жыл бұрын
My lawn chair is leading trump by 3 points. Lawn chair 2020
@maryinsanfrancisco
@maryinsanfrancisco 5 жыл бұрын
Lawn chair? That guy? No way! I'm voting for Inanimate Carbon Rod! Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020!
@oobaka1967
@oobaka1967 5 жыл бұрын
Inanimate Carbon Rod has my vote.
@sirzebra
@sirzebra 5 жыл бұрын
@@oobaka1967 I was told Half-broken battery-less Dildo had a stronger case to the presidency, but i'm still open to getting influenced by extra-national trolls to give my vote to Lawn chair.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno. Inanimate carbon rod has a great policy towards scientific advancement, and that will create new jobs. Dildo has a better position on women’s rights, Lawnchair has grassroots support for sound economic policy, and the shoe is too stained by Trump to help this country get back on its feet. I’ll wait for the Primary debates.
@joyceannford
@joyceannford 5 жыл бұрын
I am supporting flaming sack of dog shit in 2020.
@cruzboy2763
@cruzboy2763 4 жыл бұрын
If I was white house reporter I'd laugh every time he spoke 😅😂😂😂😂😂
@leslieday17
@leslieday17 5 жыл бұрын
*Stylist is an Oompa Loompa?
@Nottheone-hb6mf
@Nottheone-hb6mf 5 жыл бұрын
Don't drink the Kool-Aid on the polling get out there and vote when the time comes let's get Trump out of there!!!
@loglog7
@loglog7 5 жыл бұрын
Big t Man just get out there and actually fucking vote. The biggest problem is that over half of the goddamn country just sits at home and complains without taking part.
@Ariels888
@Ariels888 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg just how ignorant does one need to be to vote for this idiotic moronic asshat who knows absolutely nothing about anything??? 38% making America stupider, or dumberererest??? Euthanize them all, every one!
@dHolbach77
@dHolbach77 5 жыл бұрын
45* won the Electoral College by only a sliver of 78,000 votes (77,744) out of 136 million ballots cast. Putin and repubs interfered most in three crucial states. According to the final tallies, 45* won Pennsylvania by 0.7 percentage points (44,292 votes), Wisconsin by 0.7 points (22,748 votes), Michigan by 0.2 points (10,704 votes). Only about 22% of the population voted for 45* (and many not FOR him, but against "the system"). About the same voted for HRC. Then you had some 3rd party votes. In total, 47% of the eligible voters did not vote in 2016. There are over 100 million eligible non-voters, the largest section of voters, whom, if they just showed up, would be a massive blue wave since most are dem or lean dem (many are young for one thing). So if the people really voted en masse, HRC would of won in even more of a landslide and not even repub directed massive voter suppression, radical gerrymandering, and Russian propaganda targeting (which was crucial in 3 states named above that barely went to 45* to get him the EC) would of saved 45*. Look at the polls: the vast majority of America rejects 45* even with a good economy. That's highly significant (usually in a good economy even the so-so presidents most citizens are lukewarm about at best have a much higher approval rating). Moreover, poll after poll, year after year, decade after decade, US citizens have rejected the conservative agenda (even many conservatives reject crucial parts of it!). But mass voter suppression, radical gerrymandering, and low voter turnout and apathy keeps getting GOP candidates "elected" from low to high office. The demographics have been against the GOP since the 60's: it's time for the people to show up and vote and for legislation to be passed that protects and expands voter rights (like nationwide automatic voter registration and making election day a holiday) and stops gerrymandering; that would end the GOP control and elections would actually reflect the popular will...as they do in healthy democracies...like ours used to be before the repubs turned it into a de facto one party (repub party) autocratic white supremacist oligarchic state.
@Murmurrr
@Murmurrr 5 жыл бұрын
Bro, this is gonna be 2016 all over again. These fucking networks don’t actually want a progressive to run the country.
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJester39 The actual Presidential election does count every voter. BUT Every state has electoral voters, they are SUPPOSED to vote how the majority in their state dictates them to, But in reality those electoral voters are just voting their own personal way. Plus I truly believe that the Russians DID hack American computers to put Dumbass Donny in office. Just look at the time when he went on National tv and told the Russians to hack Hilary's e-mail and they did a few days later. He is a tool being used by China, Russia, and North Korea. They know that by stroking this dumbass Presidents ego will give them their chance to overtake the U.S. WE THE PEOPLE need to get rid of this power mad dictator wannabe or we are ALL doomed.
@Callidous
@Callidous 5 жыл бұрын
"Nobody is also who likes you" And that, kids, is reciprocity.
@raenaldo
@raenaldo 5 жыл бұрын
💯
@diogocaeiro8808
@diogocaeiro8808 5 жыл бұрын
you mean recipecity?
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 5 жыл бұрын
@@diogocaeiro8808 rocepricity?
@vindictivevillain
@vindictivevillain 5 жыл бұрын
well played, Sir
@EmilGlockner
@EmilGlockner 5 жыл бұрын
Gesundheit!
@crazybingus3040
@crazybingus3040 4 жыл бұрын
Every single monologue Steven does I absolutely love! ❤️ He’s the best!
@rattias2217
@rattias2217 5 жыл бұрын
‘Reciprocity is my favorite word’ You were giving a speech about commerce. Who cares
@write2pras84
@write2pras84 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he believes people will believe when he makes these ludicrous claims, prefacing them with "Some people are saying.."
@jennytmaher
@jennytmaher 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if some people are still saying he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize? Apparently, not enough people were saying it...
@maxnullifidian
@maxnullifidian 5 жыл бұрын
The only people who said that were the ones with their lips surgically implanted on Trump's ass.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 жыл бұрын
There is a lot of people talking in his head... More than in inauguration, I'd bet
@jchris1697
@jchris1697 5 жыл бұрын
I visited trump supporting Fox KZfaq channel .... The comment sections of videos I read..... I never felt so angry 😂😂 like are they even human? Its so contagious
@brettcarter5142
@brettcarter5142 5 жыл бұрын
Sardore17 A lot of comments especially on certain news channel videos are by influence bots
@TessasDaddy7132
@TessasDaddy7132 5 жыл бұрын
Sardore17 they’re russian trolls.
@ryanx9372
@ryanx9372 5 жыл бұрын
Lots of anger, sure, but don't forget to laugh.
@wolfc8755
@wolfc8755 5 жыл бұрын
Good lord, what does Biden have to offer other than name recognition and a bunch of cute (and some not so cute), old-guy-from-another-era memes. So many other far more outstanding Democratic choices for the coming election!
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
But biden is the best.
@wolfc8755
@wolfc8755 4 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose635 He's really not.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
@@wolfc8755 He really is.
@wolfc8755
@wolfc8755 4 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose635 Not even close.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
@@wolfc8755 Oh yes, SO close.
@ambush_akula5261
@ambush_akula5261 4 жыл бұрын
My refrigerator is running, I’m voting for it!
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 5 жыл бұрын
Everyday I listen to this crazy bizarre non-President, it feels like I'm trapped in the Twilight Zone. Please let this madness end.
@TessasDaddy7132
@TessasDaddy7132 5 жыл бұрын
cj p you first .
@Scanini
@Scanini 5 жыл бұрын
cj p, you need to go to the docs, you got cancer
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 5 жыл бұрын
@cj p not to mention dealing with idiots like yourself.
@kabutoyakushi9739
@kabutoyakushi9739 5 жыл бұрын
@cj p Follow your own advice please
@yanna420
@yanna420 5 жыл бұрын
Hit Reset Button I agree
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 5 жыл бұрын
Remember a few months back when Trump's Lies passed 10,000? I reckon it's closer to 20,000 now.
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 5 жыл бұрын
its called sarcasm, the guy goes off teleprompter and doesnt read a script and starts talking casually to the crowd. he relates to the average person who doesnt have a stick lodged up their ass. he can say i walked 2 miles yesterday, but itll be really 1.9 miles and you guys go LIE LIE LIE IT WAS 1.9!!!!
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 5 жыл бұрын
​@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids We're not talking how many cubits are in a furlong, or whatever passes for measurements in Ye Olde Imperial, we are talking about how Trump makes up easily disprovable facts, about how he says Mexico/China/Europe have promised to do something, only for them to call him out on his lies.
@sirensongue7129
@sirensongue7129 5 жыл бұрын
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 1. Mexico will pay for a wall, 2. Mexico made a secret deal with me, 3. I am a stable genius, except I can't spell, plus 10,400+ more like that....
@TessasDaddy7132
@TessasDaddy7132 5 жыл бұрын
MelodicMizeryPs3Vids you’re by far the dumbest person in the world besides trump.now get lost Vladimir.
@nikkimcdonald4562
@nikkimcdonald4562 5 жыл бұрын
@@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids lmao..you think Trump can walk 1.9 miles.. hahaha
@Bioterrorist356
@Bioterrorist356 5 жыл бұрын
Remember in 2016 when the polls said he’d have no chance of winning.
@davis0812
@davis0812 5 жыл бұрын
Did nobody notice he said "reading to learn" instead of "learning to read" at about 40 seconds in lol
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 5 жыл бұрын
Fake News Media: Mr. Trump, did you break that teapot? Donald Trump: I never saw the teapot, except it was broken when I found it, and it was perfectly fine when I left it. Also, there's no teapot.
@Sniper-fs9gj
@Sniper-fs9gj 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Stubbs lol
@MsElla415
@MsElla415 5 жыл бұрын
Heeeehee
@shaunaleas2330
@shaunaleas2330 5 жыл бұрын
Totally read that in Stephen's Trump voice 🤣
@africaart
@africaart 5 жыл бұрын
The man is a genius, he eats away with these obvious public lies and contradiction
@christinef7739
@christinef7739 5 жыл бұрын
It was a beautiful teapot. So sad.
@amnonmeyers6946
@amnonmeyers6946 5 жыл бұрын
The best speech ever....some people say so....every time I look in a mirror, someone says it.
@ICgay4
@ICgay4 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed and your handsome
@Do.Your.Best.345
@Do.Your.Best.345 7 ай бұрын
You're so funny 😂 you definitely got me 🙈 P.s. All the best with your healing journey during this difficult time 💜
@rtnightmare
@rtnightmare 5 жыл бұрын
I like the last sentence you used. It's pretty accurate too.
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 5 жыл бұрын
You'd think that a 70+ yr old pathological liar would be better at telling lies by now...
@joe1hundred
@joe1hundred 5 жыл бұрын
7:45 once again Jon Batiste killing the piano soundtrack behind the sudden drama scene love it!
@autonomous4192
@autonomous4192 5 жыл бұрын
i almost wish we were losing in the polls, so people will come out and vote... just vote people... forget the polls
@friggenbozo4495
@friggenbozo4495 4 жыл бұрын
So you believe after seeing thousands and thousands of people at rallys for trump he is losing in the polls? I see this desperate morning joe poll gimmic and I have to look away. It's sad like watching someone beg for their job back after being fired for being totally inept. So whos gonna go up against trump, he's been 100 percent vetted by 2 yrs of investigation...theres nothing left to dig up. Biden...his son just admitted to taking huge bribes from...cough...ANOTHER COUNTRY while his dad was vice president. And he's just the front runner.... Camilia? Who's parents denounced her. Who has had slave ownership in her recent family tree? A prick prosecutor with a history of hurting anyone and everyone she can...and then there's the book from the guy who banged her for the start she got. Who lied about being the first segregaded group at berkley. Jeesh he will eat her up. pocohontos...when he is feasting on her she will have that nevrvous old person tweak and shake in her voice. She will have nothing left but to go way out in left field on him with emotions, it'll play right into his hands. Who else...BUTTisomething, the gay guy? There will be graphic stuff of the president and his husband having homosexual sex in the white house. Trump will surely make him cry. Not even a little challange. There's nothing. Tulsi has been done in by her own party as well as berney, they are both out before it even started. Quit wasting your time and focus on 2024. Best way to do that is get the progressives out of the democratic party.
@icebox544
@icebox544 4 жыл бұрын
friggen bozo Haha your username “friggen bozo” is so accurate it’s not even funny. Like how old are you? Some sadistic 12 year old? Try not being quite so hateful and do something other than writing long winded, factually and grammatically incorrect, and hateful paragraphs on a KZfaq video. If you don’t agree with the politics in this video. Don’t watch. Simple. Go back and watch Fox News if that’s your cup of tea. Have a nice day, man.
@laurabarnes1837
@laurabarnes1837 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you still believe those polls? If those polls were right killary would be president! But she's not Trump is. Dude Biden got 30 people literally at his event and Trump had 15,000 in the same state so I would say that those polls are most likely way off!
@autonomous4192
@autonomous4192 4 жыл бұрын
@@laurabarnes1837 Thanks to Putin, and he also lost the popular vote... back to what i originally said... forget the polls and vote!!!
@Zulhardy
@Zulhardy 5 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen's Trump voice. HAHAHAHA!
@nunnayrbznez7745
@nunnayrbznez7745 5 жыл бұрын
45 has extraordinary knowledge of everything "fake" which seems to be comprised of everything that he disagrees with and things he plans to do.
@that-guy-pearce
@that-guy-pearce 5 жыл бұрын
"There's three parts of a Joe Biden Speech: a noun, a verb, and Barack Obama"
@larryjohnny
@larryjohnny 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't work for Rudy and won't work for Biden, Bernie wants it more!
@that-guy-pearce
@that-guy-pearce 5 жыл бұрын
@@larryjohnny As much as I love what Bernie's promising, I just don't think it would ever happen within 8 years, but there's no shame in wishful thinking, right?
@jasonrich4940
@jasonrich4940 5 жыл бұрын
@@that-guy-pearce It wouldn't all happen in 8 years, but that's the point of pioneers. They change the dialogue and start the ball rolling on future change. If we elect corporate status quo Joe we'll have the same situation that brought us Trump to begin with
@that-guy-pearce
@that-guy-pearce 5 жыл бұрын
@@jasonrich4940 Makes sense to me
@marasol7169
@marasol7169 5 жыл бұрын
Democratic party could be chosen another more suitable representation, nothing bad about J.Biden ,the only it will be difficult for him to compete with Trump dynamic. 89% could be a looser.
@craffaele
@craffaele 5 жыл бұрын
you forgot Delunaware... 😂
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't stay mad at you, polls. You had me at 'Trump's losing.'" 😂😂 *SANDERS WARREN 2020* 😎
@optimumgaming7404
@optimumgaming7404 5 жыл бұрын
A communist and a pretend indian. Nice.
@rebeccaogundipe5267
@rebeccaogundipe5267 5 жыл бұрын
@@optimumgaming7404 native Americans are not Indian. Let's not carry on the stupidity of Columbus.
@optimumgaming7404
@optimumgaming7404 5 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccaogundipe5267 THAT'S your response? Picking on the Native American over Indian? What a butthurt politically correct snowflake you are.
@gracious1111
@gracious1111 5 жыл бұрын
WARREN SANDERS 2020 😍
@gracious1111
@gracious1111 5 жыл бұрын
@Optimum Gaming That's your response to calling people what they are rather than the incorrect name they got 500 years from a genocidal racist who thought he was in India? You're the freaking snowflake if it hurts your ego to acknowledge history. And keep your ugly words like "butthurt" to yourself.
@gogo-word
@gogo-word 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever Trump uses the word 'best' insert the word 'worst' for accuracy.
@ranchozaragoza
@ranchozaragoza 5 жыл бұрын
"Worst."
@agreen0401
@agreen0401 5 жыл бұрын
13 points is not enough. We need way more! We have to overcome voter suppression and foreign interference.
@africaart
@africaart 5 жыл бұрын
The polls were wrong in the last election. Why believe this one?
@d.e.b.b5788
@d.e.b.b5788 5 жыл бұрын
It's easy. Just tie in voting to getting your tax refund. Everyone will vote. Student, no refund coming? A $100 bill. that's nothing compared to the FREE tax benefits they give big corporations.
@dewaynethomas3122
@dewaynethomas3122 5 жыл бұрын
@@d.e.b.b5788 You can't punish people for not voting. That's pretty fucked up.
@dewaynethomas3122
@dewaynethomas3122 5 жыл бұрын
Biden is shit and will be proven as shit in the debates. So is Pete. And they are both being pushed hard because they are status quo shills. If either of them win the primary i'm done living in this country. I gave Trump a chance. He hasn't destroyed the country yet. Give him 4 more years and he will.
@Leadfoot_P71
@Leadfoot_P71 5 жыл бұрын
@@dewaynethomas3122 Well actually you can punish people for not voting. They do in Australia. You get fined there if you don't vote, unless you have a very good reason.
@malemyensenbam7978
@malemyensenbam7978 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen's trump impersonation is impeccable
@thenightowl900
@thenightowl900 4 жыл бұрын
I hate how night shows have become so political. What happened to just laughing at a celebrity falling off a see-saw?
@A_b-c_d19
@A_b-c_d19 5 жыл бұрын
As a polish. It was NOT the best speach
@cctomcat321
@cctomcat321 5 жыл бұрын
As a German.... ... lol, kidding.
@sirensongue7129
@sirensongue7129 5 жыл бұрын
As a sentient being...
@williamgirard2412
@williamgirard2412 5 жыл бұрын
The idiot tells on himself. Reciprocity, my favorite word. That means, I just learned it. I have been practicing it and it seems I pulled it off, finally. Thus, my favorite word.
@Jedster
@Jedster 5 жыл бұрын
Haha, my thoughts exactly!
@jumpingeezus5080
@jumpingeezus5080 5 жыл бұрын
William Girard Thanks.
@theweirdingwaypodcast
@theweirdingwaypodcast 5 жыл бұрын
It’s reciprocal bro.
@rhondah1587
@rhondah1587 5 жыл бұрын
Unlike oranges (origins) which he can't master. LOL
@buckosoft
@buckosoft 5 жыл бұрын
I was shocked he pronounced it correctly. Although I suspect that word does not mean what he thinks it means. It's kinda the antithesis of "America First! America First! America First!" Oh wait, it's him. I forgot words have no meaning.
@tomray4139
@tomray4139 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, count on those polls to tell you what is going to happen in the election. Have you forgotten 2016 already?
@tomray4139
@tomray4139 5 жыл бұрын
@@timmtheilig6827 Wrong! Polls were conducted in voting districts, not nationally. Clinton may have garnered more total votes, but that's not what the polls were indicating before election night. Polls in voting districts indicated she would win in those specific area, and they were wrong. No one but you says they were correct.
@paddleduck5328
@paddleduck5328 5 жыл бұрын
Clinton was polling at 3.5% and she got 2.1%. Sanders was polling 12%.
@rlivermont
@rlivermont 5 жыл бұрын
"What a coincidence, nobody is who likes you". 🖐🎤
@leannepaxton5012
@leannepaxton5012 5 жыл бұрын
Oh Stephen, I love you! You speak the truth and actually manage to make us laugh during these dark days! 😘
@fenhen
@fenhen 5 жыл бұрын
I would vote for a rock with googly eyes stuck on it over Trump.
@jacqdanieles
@jacqdanieles 5 жыл бұрын
Googly eyes aren't necessary for my vote. The rock will do just fine.
@nachtegaelw5389
@nachtegaelw5389 5 жыл бұрын
At least a rock couldn’t imprison small children
@rainydaylady6596
@rainydaylady6596 5 жыл бұрын
Alfred E. Neuman for president!
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 5 жыл бұрын
so you would vote for bernie sanders basically then?
@z.deutch1334
@z.deutch1334 5 жыл бұрын
Heck my cat would make a better president. She's more intelligent than Dotard, likes people, is charming and responds to commands
@phils5650
@phils5650 4 жыл бұрын
More gold. Great stuff.
@DrunkAncestor
@DrunkAncestor 5 жыл бұрын
You keep me sane.
@AlexPryrodny
@AlexPryrodny 5 жыл бұрын
“ What a coincidence nobody is also who likes you” - that's RECIPROCITY.
@Tscharlieh
@Tscharlieh 5 жыл бұрын
I feel offended by the expression „the leader of the free world.“
@Scrantonman95
@Scrantonman95 5 жыл бұрын
I know! We gotta elect someone who’ll let mom kill their babies! Strip us of our private healthcare plans for third world single payer! Take away our right to defend ourselves with firearms! And destroy the electoral college so the big cities will always choose our president! Then we’ll be truly free!
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын
Scrantonman95 We already did, and he was inaugurated in 2017. Granted, those “big cities” are in Russia...
@darrellknott1110
@darrellknott1110 5 жыл бұрын
Scrantonman95 all first world nations, except the US, have single payer, nobody wants to take your guns, they just want to stop children being slaughtered in your schools but you’re ok with that, the electoral college was set up so the slave states could get credit for having slaves with out allowing them freedom and letting them vote, and last but not least protecting a woman’s right to chose not based on your religion is freedom. Forcing your religious opinion on others is subjugation not freedom.
@rocket9580
@rocket9580 5 жыл бұрын
oh god..please bring back Johnny Carson..LOL...
@Whosyourdaddy21
@Whosyourdaddy21 4 жыл бұрын
The one good thing I can say about trump is his speeches are entertaining as fuck
@fly89
@fly89 5 жыл бұрын
greatest president speech ever for d-day commemoration ... said no one in europe..
@MinesAGuinness
@MinesAGuinness 5 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ: Trump did indeed deliver the 'greatest President' speech at the D-Day commemoration. Of course, we'd given him a copy of Franklin Roosevelt's speech. He did manage to read all the words and somehow managed not to insert a single extra line of self-praise into it, or claim that he personally flew a bomber mission.
@Chiefmaker75
@Chiefmaker75 5 жыл бұрын
Actually yes they did.
@JAT-qr8eq
@JAT-qr8eq 5 жыл бұрын
@@MinesAGuinness sounds like he plagiarized Roosevelt speech, just like Melania plagiarizing Michelle Obama's speech. When will he stop with the crimes and lies?
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 5 жыл бұрын
@@MinesAGuinness Trump is stupid enough to forget he was a fetus at the time and claim he flew a bomber mission
@tylerdurden4392
@tylerdurden4392 5 жыл бұрын
@Mohammed Ismail Stop copying and pasting proof we shouldn't trust Islam.
@fonitronik
@fonitronik 5 жыл бұрын
"According to polls..." - you have been there before, dear Americans.
@elemu3653
@elemu3653 5 жыл бұрын
Polls were spot on ? Hillary won the 3 mill as polled ? Problem is america do not have democracy, so electoral votes cruch the winner on election day many times. Polls can't poll electoral,
@krazycitizen
@krazycitizen 5 жыл бұрын
has Colbert ever done a Jack Benny impersonation ? sure he could nail it...5:31 made me think this.
@silversrayleigh8980
@silversrayleigh8980 5 жыл бұрын
He used to be a stout conservative now he's a cry baby liberal ! Now thats range ! Wheres his OSCAR !?
@MANB91UK
@MANB91UK 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get a chant going? "One Term Trump! One Term Trump! One Term Trump!"
@AM-ni3sz
@AM-ni3sz 5 жыл бұрын
The problem is, he will win again if all the country dose is laugh at the situation. Take responsibility America.
@PraiseTheFSMonster
@PraiseTheFSMonster 5 жыл бұрын
Uh...he lost the popular vote in 2016. We didnt vote him in.
@PraiseTheFSMonster
@PraiseTheFSMonster 5 жыл бұрын
We have to laugh so we dont cry
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids
@MelodicMizeryPs3Vids 5 жыл бұрын
he will win again because when it comes down to it their is more logical people who will vote for him, and less emotional people like yourself who wont vote for him. people like you and others on this page vote just because you dont like someone but you have no real reason other then "i dont like him". you can never find real solid evidence why. and even if you found 1 reason does that 1 reason overshadow the thousand good things hes already accommplished. (in which you wouldnt know about because you hate him so much you dont take the time to see what hes actually doing). there is people who know our constitution and rights and how badly america has been fucked over. they are silent and dont argue and when voting time comes they come out and crush the polls and make people like you go insane. right now you would vote for anyone just to get trump out of office because you dont like trump, not knowing anything about the other candidate. because your life is based on emotion and not logic. which then you would vote in someone 1000 times worse and never know because they are the quiet under the radar non vocal ones like the ones we had in the past who have been destroying america for years.
@alibaebee7675
@alibaebee7675 5 жыл бұрын
i got my first death threat today.. it was from a trump supporter after i made a joke about trump’s lying. it was both amusing and horrifying 😬
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 5 жыл бұрын
Just remember. If he follows through with it.... He'll only be proving you right.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 5 жыл бұрын
Supporter? Truly sounds like a cultist to me. Devoid of independent thought.
@OakleyMoodie
@OakleyMoodie 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club. Rest assured, no Trump supporter has the wherewithal, gumption, passion or drive to actually get off their azzes and actually DO anything. They can't even be bothered to think for themselves. It's like being threatened by an ACTUAL sheep. Oh....the lack of humanity! Horrors! hehehe
@MachiavellisThePrince
@MachiavellisThePrince 5 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened 🙄
@purplerain5214
@purplerain5214 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@rickegarner8111
@rickegarner8111 5 жыл бұрын
Remember Obama / Biden when 🇺🇸 seemed normal. Wierd to be nostalgic for two years ago.
@tysonreuter5788
@tysonreuter5788 5 жыл бұрын
Destroying Libya, losing guns to drug cartels, getting into Syria, the Afghanistan surge, rapidly rising healthcare costs, the rise of ISIS, losing 303,000 manufacturing jobs, ahhh those were the days!
@rickegarner8111
@rickegarner8111 5 жыл бұрын
@@tysonreuter5788 Thanks for mentioning Libya. For sure Ole Benie would have left Khadaffi in power no matter American airliners he bombed. You fogot ordering the killing of Osama BinLaden. Damn, Obama / Biden had him killed just for killing thousands at the World Trade Center. Ole BS as commander in chief? Thanks anyway. Name one just one significant piece of legislation Old fraud do-nothing Bernie and all the indpendent socialists all together have EVER done ? I'll wait patiently 😃 I'll help you out - none #ANYBODYBUTNERNIE2020
@tysonreuter5788
@tysonreuter5788 5 жыл бұрын
Oh great, we supposedly killed some guy in Pakistan who may or may not have done a bad thing 18 years ago. That was totally worth my healthcare bills doubling.
@sharonperry8978
@sharonperry8978 5 жыл бұрын
So I wonder what would happen if no journalists showed up to a briefing...let there be the sound of crickets.
@sydneymarshall3204
@sydneymarshall3204 5 жыл бұрын
Sharon Perry wouldn’t be empty. He’d have Eric sitting in the front row with a crayon and a blank piece of paper to color on.
@uyd
@uyd 5 жыл бұрын
Trump, if you don't wanna say it, then shutup....please!
@pgc4sean
@pgc4sean 5 жыл бұрын
Nope. Let him speak. Give him his own shovel.
@spanztumblr
@spanztumblr 5 жыл бұрын
The best speech from an American president on a European stage? The guy who can't even spell properly let alone come up with ONE coherent sentence? THAT GUY? Made the best speech? HAHAHAHAHA! Thankfully, the rest of the world aren't stupid enough to believe that shit...
@iwantmy2dollars662
@iwantmy2dollars662 5 жыл бұрын
i think you got it wrong: the thing is, he DOES want to say it...
@hairymary5146
@hairymary5146 5 жыл бұрын
Problem with these late show hosts is that Trump is funnier than the lot of them. Keep it up Mr. President.
@ijonuigbo7417
@ijonuigbo7417 5 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀 Stephen always makes it all better! He has me at the polls romantic talk because that's how I feel too 😁
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