Trump Yells About Golden Showers, Biden Turns 81 & Kelce Brothers Face Off on Monday Night Football

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

6 ай бұрын

The Kansas City Chiefs & the Philadelphia Eagles go head to head on Monday Night Football and the Kelce Brothers face off, President Joe Biden pardoned two turkeys in honor of Thanksgiving, we play a game in honor of his 81st birthday, the MAGA troops rallied in Iowa to see their Orange Jesus in the flesh, and Guillermo goes full-on Formula one at the Las Vegas Grand Prix.
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@lynnettebramley6915
@lynnettebramley6915 6 ай бұрын
81, he's active, smart, sane, tells jokes, is decent, does his best .... thank you President Biden for winning the election. I am serious. I'm thankful he agreed to run for president, and I am thankful he won. I do wish we could some how stop focusing on Mcdonald trump so much because that is what he wants, good or bad, attention, just any kind of attention. Not sarcasm, just down to earth, common sense truth.
@teresathayn5170
@teresathayn5170 6 ай бұрын
Amen!💙🇺🇲🌎
@Jb-mi2rm
@Jb-mi2rm 6 ай бұрын
Couldn’t agree more!
@Expired.Lettuce
@Expired.Lettuce 6 ай бұрын
Trump is so far behind he actually thinks he's leading
@HumanABC
@HumanABC 6 ай бұрын
@bigkaris912
@bigkaris912 6 ай бұрын
How brainwashed do you have to be to tell yourself that and believe it? My 74 year old grandma who voted for him knows he’s not fit for the job due to his mental deceleration
@tonihagan6330
@tonihagan6330 6 ай бұрын
I'm sick of the age BS. The question is can he do the job. He has done a great job so far. Knock off the age BS. Do you want to elect Trump@!°°°
@MariaReyes-gv8ui
@MariaReyes-gv8ui 6 ай бұрын
You have 2 different questions
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 6 ай бұрын
Especially since the Cheeto is only like 4 years younger than Biden. So who cares?!
@ymaifiyv6589
@ymaifiyv6589 2 ай бұрын
Name one good thing he has done. He’s putting America in even more debt, he’s completely ignoring the border crisis. He’s sending hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine whilst Europe pays virtually nothing. Also he’s corrupt and tries to rig elections.
@sandrah6585
@sandrah6585 2 ай бұрын
Get used of it cause trump is gonna win😂
@David-dp8xl
@David-dp8xl Ай бұрын
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 6 ай бұрын
I don't understand. How is Trump even still on the table? Why is there even a choice? It's old versus evil! Choose old every single time!
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze 6 ай бұрын
Love the REAL PRESIDENT, President BIDEN! Voting for you President Biden, Massive Blue Wave in 2024!
@maapat1431
@maapat1431 6 ай бұрын
Growing old is a privilege..not all ppl get to enjoy that privilege 😊
@alexandradaniele
@alexandradaniele 6 ай бұрын
Trump and Melania speak to each other? I doubt that.
@LcWash
@LcWash 6 ай бұрын
🎉🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT 🎈🎈!!!!! , my mother is 89 and , she will be voting for him .....
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
Maybe Hunter can send you some of his corrupt money from the Chinese.
@lindathornton6607
@lindathornton6607 6 ай бұрын
Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Biden. You got my VOTE in 2024. Go BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@mickyumm
@mickyumm 6 ай бұрын
Don't screw up democracy America... Sincerely, The World 🌎
@justagirlsd3000
@justagirlsd3000 6 ай бұрын
☮️ 🌎🌍🌏
@peforster6725
@peforster6725 6 ай бұрын
As your upstairs neighbours, please keep the orange blowfish away from the WH. ❤️🇨🇦
@mickyumm
@mickyumm 6 ай бұрын
@@peforster6725 orange blowfish 🐡 lmfao
@tiffanyshanley1419
@tiffanyshanley1419 6 ай бұрын
​@@peforster6725Make room, some of us are moving next door if nutcase gets in 😊
@TheClairemyst
@TheClairemyst 6 ай бұрын
​@@peforster6725we have our own pee pee.. I wish they would stop sending their "not best" up here. Lol.. we have become quite whiny
@tanekarnes5260
@tanekarnes5260 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is naturally funny, and his good nature is infectious. Glad Jimmy found him years ago, changed his life. Great addition to the show.
@jasonbrownjourno
@jasonbrownjourno 6 ай бұрын
Laughed when he started ticking off the local freeway code names - a time-honoured skit in anything motoring related since before Monty Python.
@andregansekoele
@andregansekoele 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday to the most successful President of the USA since Roosevelt. My respect for your President.
@cornhead6469
@cornhead6469 20 күн бұрын
put down the crack pipe
@terri6854
@terri6854 6 ай бұрын
81 years is still less than 91 felony charges.
@susanbahry9469
@susanbahry9469 6 ай бұрын
Lol, hope trump gets more than 81 years
@monicavillarreal3902
@monicavillarreal3902 6 ай бұрын
Than your delusional. Biden just hasn't been arrested like his son. Trump will be President. Say goodbye to the old man.
@melvinjamerson1920
@melvinjamerson1920 6 ай бұрын
Good One, America 😅🇺🇲💯
@tendervittlesdoobiestein2145
@tendervittlesdoobiestein2145 6 ай бұрын
Mic drop!
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
The corrupt witch hunt continues.
@patsylvest
@patsylvest 6 ай бұрын
I'm 80, and I feel great! Don't understand all the hullabaloo about Biden's age. A number isn't about who you are.
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 6 ай бұрын
Or how mentally unstable you can be at only a few years younger!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 6 ай бұрын
It was never about his age. He always was a fool
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 6 ай бұрын
😊 absolutely live long & prosper ❤
@dustyking8851
@dustyking8851 6 ай бұрын
The owners of the media conglomerates want their tax cuts, the personalities, not journalists, want to make it 'exciting'! We want a sane competent person to run the country not take it over like it's his playpen. These media morons aren't acknowledging the fact that The Traitor will shut them down & arrest those he doesn't like. He's already said it, in public, but they either don't believe it or think it's a joke. The Traitor is a national security risk.
@gaywizard2000
@gaywizard2000 6 ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 how's that, give examples.
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 6 ай бұрын
A GOP Trump rally sounds like a visit to crazyland. I'd rather have a sane president, thank you. Happy Birthday to Joe. We are grateful for you every time we get the news.
@jaeboogie2786
@jaeboogie2786 6 ай бұрын
Trump as a turkey trying to get a pardon from President Biden dang near took me out from laughter 😂. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 PRESIDENT BIDEN 🎉 PLEASE BLESS US WITH 4 MORE GREAT YEARS OF WINNING!!! 💙💙💙💙
@sharonrichards7656
@sharonrichards7656 6 ай бұрын
In reality though, NO PARDON! He belongs in prison!
@alangray9117
@alangray9117 6 ай бұрын
​@@sharonrichards7656for what? Being anti Trump?
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
Four more years of corruption will allow sleepy Joey to get more money from China and Ukraine. Thanks for supporting Trump.
@KayKayLette
@KayKayLette 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Mr President ❤🎉💋
@mikekisonu6825
@mikekisonu6825 6 ай бұрын
“Golden showers…” 😳 A CLASS act, that Donald. 🙄
@lauriegutierrez7206
@lauriegutierrez7206 6 ай бұрын
What a great post!😂
@corinnecosgrave-honsinger7631
@corinnecosgrave-honsinger7631 6 ай бұрын
Yeah, kindergarten maybe... 🤔
@fearis_boring5662
@fearis_boring5662 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo rules !!! Always enjoy his segments -- lift me up !!!
@nancyfigueroa653
@nancyfigueroa653 6 ай бұрын
Mr. President! Thank you for who you are! An American leader leading the World! Many blessings in your Birthday!!!
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
You must never watch the news or you’d know about sleepy Joey incompetence
@cynthiasmith4130
@cynthiasmith4130 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday, President!! 🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂..... You have been a great President!!!!! Thank You, for being so gracious..... 👍👍👍.... 🌹🌹🌹....
@jimoneprism
@jimoneprism 6 ай бұрын
Riight!! He wants to spend all our money on Israel buying them more weapons than they need instead of investing on US citizens.
@hemlockVape
@hemlockVape 6 ай бұрын
The statesmanship and presidential decorum that Biden has demonstrated is what our future leaders should aspire to. The endurance, and sacrifice, that his job takes is considerable. 💙Term Two - 2024💙
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
These remarks are AI generated because no one says sleepy Joey is great. Lmao
@frankhansen9729
@frankhansen9729 2 ай бұрын
@@bullcobra1712 EXACTLY !
@frankhansen9729
@frankhansen9729 2 ай бұрын
@@hemlockVape STOP SNIFFING THE GLUE !
@trumpsinsurrection9046
@trumpsinsurrection9046 6 ай бұрын
81 years old and no felonies 🎉
@kimclarke5018
@kimclarke5018 6 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 6 ай бұрын
Fewer than 91 indictments, also or is it 5 and 91.
@bigkaris912
@bigkaris912 6 ай бұрын
Yup that can be accomplished when your rich
@callumrussell97
@callumrussell97 6 ай бұрын
Give it time
@rlud304
@rlud304 6 ай бұрын
None because Biden has mastered political corruption Also, maybe have some actual standards beyond just no felonies
@adamfanalways
@adamfanalways 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎂🎉 President Joe Biden!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@eimisavageofficial9196
@eimisavageofficial9196 6 ай бұрын
Wtf is biden
@Nick-fg4dq
@Nick-fg4dq 6 ай бұрын
Nice to have a patriotic president like Joe biden💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@nooneanybodyknows7912
@nooneanybodyknows7912 6 ай бұрын
​@@eimisavageofficial9196 President of the United States of America 🇺🇸 👏
@0510nan
@0510nan 6 ай бұрын
@@eimisavageofficial9196wtf r u ?🤨
@teriwelshanscp3528
@teriwelshanscp3528 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday🥳 President Biden! Stay strong. We need you 💝
@irene617
@irene617 6 ай бұрын
Lets all hope that Trump has his next birthday behind bars !
@rlud304
@rlud304 6 ай бұрын
Who are you writing to? Biden doesn’t read YT comments
@turtleparent73s
@turtleparent73s 6 ай бұрын
​@JohnDoe-lv4mga comical tragedy 🎉
@kaiberberich1
@kaiberberich1 6 ай бұрын
@JohnDoe-lv4mg a course in how to write english real good !!
@janiceacaron7951
@janiceacaron7951 6 ай бұрын
Jimmy, did you ever, in your wildest dreams, think the term "golden showers" would be in the same sentence with "President of the United States"? How low we have fallen!
@cainster
@cainster 6 ай бұрын
Look at the mouth it came out of, though. Are you really that surprised?
@catholicbeth2371
@catholicbeth2371 6 ай бұрын
El Trumpo says he doesn't know what golden showers are. That shows he is losing his marbles because Stormy herself explained it to him....
@marklaing9485
@marklaing9485 2 ай бұрын
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍻🍻🍻Golden showers 🤬Golden brown
@PAVEL-JAKL
@PAVEL-JAKL 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday President Biden 🇺🇸
@RedPolitics1776
@RedPolitics1776 6 ай бұрын
President DEMENTIA! Get it right!
@shane864
@shane864 6 ай бұрын
@@RedPolitics1776 You are the reason lead paint was banned.
@deborahwade2641
@deborahwade2641 6 ай бұрын
​@@shane864🤣👍🇺🇸🌊
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 6 ай бұрын
🥳🤩😂
@michaels6897
@michaels6897 6 ай бұрын
Orange republin...gers are in full force tonight, lol
@connieparks3616
@connieparks3616 6 ай бұрын
Age is just a number. Glad to have a Biden , wise man, I am with you! 😎
@mtnminer709
@mtnminer709 6 ай бұрын
the wise men weren't young, experience with age
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 6 ай бұрын
I mean they're like 4 years apart so I'd definitely rather have the old white man who can form sentences and thinks nazis are bad...
@taylorehudson8525
@taylorehudson8525 6 ай бұрын
No he doesn't think Nazis are bad he's reading straight out of Hitler's playbook with a spln on it he added some of his madness with it equals TROUBLE!
@pingpong9656
@pingpong9656 6 ай бұрын
These comments are written by pranksters.... Glad to have $8 a gallon gas too?
@Ford_prefect_42
@Ford_prefect_42 6 ай бұрын
@@pingpong9656 the President doesn't control gas prices. Look at the oil industry and how much profit they made during the "shortage" at the start of the war when they hiked prices up..
@canyouhearme1
@canyouhearme1 6 ай бұрын
He's younger than my parents, and I'll still vote for him at his age. Vote blue 💙
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 6 ай бұрын
I love Guillermo. And I love Jimmy for spotting Guillermo's talent and giving him such a chance. Best sidekick ever!
@u.s.family9279
@u.s.family9279 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Pres. Biden2024❤U.S. 81M+ Strong.
@jenclifton7533
@jenclifton7533 6 ай бұрын
Younger than Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr!!
@rebeccawatson9284
@rebeccawatson9284 6 ай бұрын
Don't ever lose Guillermo. He's hilarious, and you guys are awesome together.
@susanhayes5186
@susanhayes5186 6 ай бұрын
🎉Happy birthday, President Biden! Thank you for leading our nation through the recovery from Maga madness.
@rlud304
@rlud304 6 ай бұрын
He is not going to see your comment, genius
@howiefeltersnatch7905
@howiefeltersnatch7905 6 ай бұрын
Nap Time
@obotish1981
@obotish1981 4 ай бұрын
lol go cope
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 6 ай бұрын
BIDEN 2024! MAKE REPUBLICANS CRY AGAIN!
@RedPolitics1776
@RedPolitics1776 6 ай бұрын
The people who STILL support and advocate for Biden are MORE lost than he is! 😹😹🫵🫵
@MyboogerwontSurrender
@MyboogerwontSurrender 6 ай бұрын
I'm in 💙😎👍
@michaels6897
@michaels6897 6 ай бұрын
2024 golden showers
@KNR90
@KNR90 6 ай бұрын
They never stopped
@eimisavageofficial9196
@eimisavageofficial9196 6 ай бұрын
​@@MyboogerwontSurrenderare you sure, I'll wait
@kathleenvaughan3709
@kathleenvaughan3709 6 ай бұрын
Honestly I wish I had a father/uncle/grandpa/FRIEND like Joe Biden. I’m glad he’s in the White House. I’ll vote for him again. Happy birthday Mr President. 🎉
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 6 ай бұрын
My grandpa told me family stories when I was 14 and doing a family tree for history class. I was sad that he died a year later from a head injury after falling off a roof while doing repairs. If you read this, no sympathy needed. Just celebrate life by listening to or sharing your stories. Grands are great to have in your life
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 6 ай бұрын
​@@bettyjones113absolutely. Glad you got to hear his stories while you could! ❤ I was telling my incredible war-hero pilot grandpa's story to a friend just today 😊
@karieschaff6332
@karieschaff6332 6 ай бұрын
Right?! I don't know why people hate on him so much! I liked him as VP, I like him now. He gaffs sometimes, but he's human, he genuinely cares, and he's freaking funny! That's relatable.
@rrjgpl
@rrjgpl 6 ай бұрын
​@@karieschaff6332probably because of his policies?
@OutlawEl24
@OutlawEl24 6 ай бұрын
This must be satire
@MrArtist7777
@MrArtist7777 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Pres. Biden! Grateful to have a good, honest, effective president in office, not an orange, seditious criminal.
@fullfradi95
@fullfradi95 6 ай бұрын
Well he is effective indeed , alltho what kind of effect...... without the ukrain war money from selling weapons he litteraly put USA so huge deep hole , in the very moment the UK war finished USA will go bankrupt :D and dont forget the crazy "identify as machine-machine" and mass looting culture whats happening in the USA or the litteraly failed Healthcare system at point that nurses and doctors not getting paid or getting paid with delay.... not even talking about the daily shootings and many other huge problems
@williamwoodruff367
@williamwoodruff367 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr. President Biden,and many more, thank for being a real President for all people, being what a President should be presidential
@rlud304
@rlud304 6 ай бұрын
Biden’s not going to see any of these comments
@rangertommy
@rangertommy 6 ай бұрын
When Donald talks about going up to his wife to convince her he didn't do the golden shower thing, he says, "Actually, THAT one she didn't believe because (I'm) a germaphobe..." In other words, she DID believe the other accusations of his philandering and misogyny.
@sevenirises
@sevenirises 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday President Joe Biden!!!....and many more! 🍧🎂🎁🎊💙
@TreyChapo
@TreyChapo 6 ай бұрын
worst president ever, ruined the damn country.
@pquodling
@pquodling 6 ай бұрын
My dad died at 90 after a stroke, and he still made more sense than Trump.
@michelmadaire
@michelmadaire 6 ай бұрын
Sorry about your Dad ,rip.
@jimallenbrand528
@jimallenbrand528 6 ай бұрын
Vote for my president...joe bide. Forever
@teresathayn5170
@teresathayn5170 6 ай бұрын
Cool dad! 💙💙💙
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 6 ай бұрын
If trump had or does have a stroke, will anybody notice? Or maybe his cognition will improve😮
@OMGWTFLOLSMH
@OMGWTFLOLSMH 6 ай бұрын
A boiled turnip is smarter than Don the Con.
@CanadianInPhilippines
@CanadianInPhilippines 6 ай бұрын
The Guillermo at the Las Vegas F1 Race story was great. Nice to see the drivers and Team managers have a sense of humor even though they must be tired of press obligations.
@judithparsons1920
@judithparsons1920 6 ай бұрын
“I belong at the bar!” Excellent segment
@rebeccalyle8443
@rebeccalyle8443 6 ай бұрын
Travis has to sit at the kid’s table. Happy Birthday, President Biden. I would take you at any age rather than that Orange thing.
@OatmealPancake-ej8ky
@OatmealPancake-ej8ky 6 ай бұрын
Exactly 💯🥳
@davidebert8034
@davidebert8034 6 ай бұрын
You’re obviously not very bright. How’s your inflation?
@Glenetteblessed
@Glenetteblessed 6 ай бұрын
Me too.
@teresalapier9354
@teresalapier9354 6 ай бұрын
Hang in there grandpa Joe. Will vote for you again. Don't sweat the polls. Means nothing .
@natashab3412
@natashab3412 6 ай бұрын
My sentiments exactly.
@berniecruz8405
@berniecruz8405 6 ай бұрын
I think Biden should make fun of his age by saying, "I'm 21 years old, with 60 years of experience!"
@auntbeth6794
@auntbeth6794 6 ай бұрын
😊☆☆YES☆☆😅
@roberthaworth8991
@roberthaworth8991 6 ай бұрын
He needs to take it way out there - like claiming to have worked across the aisle with Lincoln, or bc taken riding lessons from Teddy Roosevelt.
@pattip1580
@pattip1580 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is gold😂
@noreenconstantine4612
@noreenconstantine4612 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is a real gem! He's so versatile and good natured. We all laugh, but we're laughing WITH him
@julielevasseur7391
@julielevasseur7391 6 ай бұрын
A vote for Donald is a vote for Donald. A vote for Joe is a vote for the country.
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын
Love your comment❤
@Lavender_rain7
@Lavender_rain7 6 ай бұрын
I have never seen someone so wise like you brotha👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@paxo1908
@paxo1908 6 ай бұрын
Lets go brandon amirite???? Best president ever!!!!
@JudyFayLondon
@JudyFayLondon 6 ай бұрын
For the future of the Americans. Trump win, no America anymore.
@bigkaris912
@bigkaris912 6 ай бұрын
Are these bot comments?
@user-pq2ob1rd6r
@user-pq2ob1rd6r 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr Biden from Australia 🎉❤
@theresam.1886
@theresam.1886 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo’s driving clip was fantastic! He’s the best sport!
@DashingPartyCrasher
@DashingPartyCrasher 6 ай бұрын
Best Guillermo bit yet! He may have almost passed out in that car, but he's still fighting to pass the bar... 😂
@14LP2
@14LP2 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday President Biden! Let’s get this done one more time! Biden 2024!🕶🇺🇸
@pingpong9656
@pingpong9656 6 ай бұрын
Bidan is facing treason charges for all his corruption. Enjoy the show.
@millenniumal5927
@millenniumal5927 6 ай бұрын
Please no, for the sake of his health, just let the man retire already 😭😭
@BenjiOrthopedic
@BenjiOrthopedic 6 ай бұрын
@@millenniumal5927 Well, unfortunately the only other option is the biggest con artist in world history, who is currently on trial for his life! Joe was 77 when he entered office - most people retire at 65. So that's a non-issue. There's nothing wrong with Biden's health other than simple 'old age'. Trump is only 3 years his junior. Don't be an ageist, that's not politically correct.
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 6 ай бұрын
Older than the orange 🤡, and *still* doing a better job than he ever did.
@bigkaris912
@bigkaris912 6 ай бұрын
How deluded you are…:
@taylorehudson8525
@taylorehudson8525 6 ай бұрын
Delusional goes both ways you just keep hearing the words of a hatemonger DEMON45 IS HIS TRUE NAME
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 6 ай бұрын
​@@bigkaris912 Not as Much as YOU.......SHEESH
@redrum2267
@redrum2267 6 ай бұрын
whacko!!!!!!!
@ChandlerSomborac
@ChandlerSomborac 6 ай бұрын
Okay Trumpanzee.😉@@redrum2267
@9sheri9
@9sheri9 6 ай бұрын
Best Guillermo segment ever, love that dude 👏✌️
@lanceschmidt28
@lanceschmidt28 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo's Formula One stint was his best ever! I laughed and laughed, then watched it over again and still laughed. I just about spit out my drink when he blew off Paris Hilton.
@amydavis955
@amydavis955 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo you’re so funny and so lucky.❤❤❤😂😂😂
@stratostatic
@stratostatic 6 ай бұрын
Mostly lucky...
@bootstrappedfriend1752
@bootstrappedfriend1752 6 ай бұрын
He definitely got a job parking the right cars.
@JohnJohnson-yv5xg
@JohnJohnson-yv5xg 6 ай бұрын
“I give you 3 stars” lol
@EN-kr3xt
@EN-kr3xt 6 ай бұрын
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉🎉 dear president Joe Biden!. Thank you for being one of the best POTUS. Gladly voting for your second term.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 6 ай бұрын
I love Guillermo he just cracks me up😂😂😂😂❤
@RunnerLogan
@RunnerLogan 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is the best. Funny as hell
@irenerobertson-smith5502
@irenerobertson-smith5502 6 ай бұрын
I'd rather have Joe Biden at 81 than the Trump at 78.
@mahanihajimelan5864
@mahanihajimelan5864 6 ай бұрын
Me tooooo 💙💙💙
@maureen669
@maureen669 6 ай бұрын
TOTALLY. Biden/Harris 2024
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 6 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@joemachol.3968
@joemachol.3968 6 ай бұрын
I'm with you on that.
@EvanMoon
@EvanMoon 6 ай бұрын
Biden is old but listens to his advisers. Rump at any age is slithery and a cheater.
@toughenupfluffy7294
@toughenupfluffy7294 6 ай бұрын
"The effects of climate change are real and must be acted on." "I'm not into golden showers." Who are YOU going to vote for?
@ZarathosDaimaoh
@ZarathosDaimaoh 6 ай бұрын
i mean the man went on a crusades against windmills , and they still voted for him ...
@stanbyme7874
@stanbyme7874 6 ай бұрын
He’s so damn weird, right?! The alternative reality show just gets stranger & stranger🗳️💙
@taylorehudson8525
@taylorehudson8525 6 ай бұрын
He was always strange he's friggin ORANGE!
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 6 ай бұрын
Easy: The brainwashed by the golden shower will vote for Trump. Peple from reallity who want to see action for Biden
@pontificusvascillious5287
@pontificusvascillious5287 6 ай бұрын
the guy who would be the best on 'dancing with the stars' ... (which you can vote on too)
@d.frisco7283
@d.frisco7283 6 ай бұрын
Love love love our grest President! Happy Birthday Dear Joe!
@normacoulson7962
@normacoulson7962 6 ай бұрын
I love Joe's sense of humour and his adorable laugh.
@Nightwatchman53
@Nightwatchman53 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Mr. President..🎉
@brunytorres7
@brunytorres7 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Mr President
@carolinaheibel523
@carolinaheibel523 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Mr. President.
@miaraglin8152
@miaraglin8152 6 ай бұрын
I love the new “Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live” addition!!! Yall are making great entertainment!! 😎✨
@znilf84
@znilf84 6 ай бұрын
Me too!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 6 ай бұрын
The party of “personal responsibility” is too cowardice to take personal responsibility
@caspianblue4141
@caspianblue4141 6 ай бұрын
Fact!
@joshuastanton6731
@joshuastanton6731 6 ай бұрын
Oh they only want personal accountability when it’s someone darker or who has a uterus.
@kennyroman9589
@kennyroman9589 6 ай бұрын
And this is who the Machiavellian Republicans want as a president? Someone who can't remember who's President? Biden or Obama? Please Trump in this state of mind is dangerous, and this is a man who wants to usher in authoritarianism! People better wake up fast!
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 6 ай бұрын
Well said! The party of blame is the truth!
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 6 ай бұрын
Honey, the correct word is COWARDLY.
@Eeeeeeeeee1010
@Eeeeeeeeee1010 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is just to funny! 3 stars for the Uber driver!
@cmodzins
@cmodzins 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo and I react the exact same way to being in the Formula One car.
@stasa-X
@stasa-X 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday Mister President 🎉🎈,i wish you many more good years to come 🙏.
@mtnminer709
@mtnminer709 6 ай бұрын
thanks Jimmy and thanks Joe, happy bday
@russward2612
@russward2612 6 ай бұрын
President Biden, congratulations on making another successful trip around the sun. It's a pleasure to be sharing the planet with you. Thank you for your excellent stewardship of America's honor and dignity.
@sulfurlad
@sulfurlad 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo at F1 is 100% wholesome content. Winning!!
@jomw5386
@jomw5386 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is national treasure 😂
@monilangeKootenays
@monilangeKootenays 6 ай бұрын
I'm Candian, so cannot vote, but only plead that Americans vote for anyone but orange world joke
@retriever19golden55
@retriever19golden55 6 ай бұрын
It must feel like living in the upstairs apartment over a crack den. I'm so sorry! I can't believe how screwed up we've gotten.
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 6 ай бұрын
@@retriever19golden55 it didn't start in america and it definitely hasn't been limited to america -- these crazies are causing trouble in a lot of places, including canada.
@Zangoose69
@Zangoose69 6 ай бұрын
That Yoda impression was so cringy. "Help him, you can. Caucus for him you shall." What a caucus-sucker 😂
@seanryan3020
@seanryan3020 6 ай бұрын
The Dork Side!
@axeltank06
@axeltank06 6 ай бұрын
Yes it was. 😬🙄The cringe was off the scale, even for a Star Wars fan.
@hopsiepike
@hopsiepike 6 ай бұрын
I’d rather watch the Stars Wars Christmas Special than sit through that again.
@seanryan3020
@seanryan3020 6 ай бұрын
@hopsiepike I'd rather sit through the Holiday Special, the whole sequel trilogy, *and* season 3 of The Mandalorian than listen to that again!
@bunnynooryani7020
@bunnynooryani7020 6 ай бұрын
One of Guillermo’s best segments ever!❤
@peacheswilliams4539
@peacheswilliams4539 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Joe, a man who thinks about the people he was elected to represent! ❤
@avtarsinghbrar3484
@avtarsinghbrar3484 6 ай бұрын
It's fn crazy to even think about Trump being our president!
@ginadoyle4089
@ginadoyle4089 6 ай бұрын
Something wrong with your thinking. But I am just discovering that a lot of people don’t care about preserving democracy. See 1933 Germany
@jsully8076
@jsully8076 6 ай бұрын
Well I don't like him either but unfortunately it looks like he's going to be.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 6 ай бұрын
​@@jsully8076 You are sadly mistaken 😮
@mytruecrimelibrary
@mytruecrimelibrary 6 ай бұрын
​​@@jsully8076Trump lost by 7 million votes last time.
@samadamms3432
@samadamms3432 6 ай бұрын
It’s completely crazy to imagine that someone who was the President , could be the President.
@Godric_71
@Godric_71 6 ай бұрын
The back of Guillermo's race suit said "How's My Driving?" 😂😂😂
@elisabethperrin8604
@elisabethperrin8604 6 ай бұрын
Joyeux anniversaire Monsieur Biden. Merci pour vos engagements courageux.
@chrisyacoback6320
@chrisyacoback6320 6 ай бұрын
I Love Our Real American President Joseph R Biden... Happy Birthday Mr. President 💙🇺🇸❤️.... Jimmy you are a star ⭐✨
@carmenzajac9387
@carmenzajac9387 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday President Biden 🎉 May you have many more 🎉Thanks for all that you do for our Country 🎉❤
@chillin_abner
@chillin_abner 5 ай бұрын
What exactly does he do ? 💀
@Boogeyman1435
@Boogeyman1435 6 ай бұрын
Love the Formula One skit w/Guillermo!
@Jack-ms3so
@Jack-ms3so 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday president Biden. You made me proud to be an American again!
@michelmadaire
@michelmadaire 6 ай бұрын
Happy 81st Mr President Biden, from Quebec Canada.
@mahanihajimelan5864
@mahanihajimelan5864 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday 🎂 to you! Happy birthday 🥳 to you. Happy birthday 💝 to President Biden! Happy birthday 🎈to you! 🎁 God Bless you Mr President. 🎉🎊🪅🎀🍰
@solarczyk49
@solarczyk49 6 ай бұрын
Great episode. I laughed until I cried 🤣. Guillermo, I like driving fast, it's pure pleasure. I once participated in rallies, not as a driver, but as a co-driver. Regards.
@KT-bg7hf
@KT-bg7hf 6 ай бұрын
I love Guillermo so much. Funniest part of this clip.
@khalidrasheed8452
@khalidrasheed8452 6 ай бұрын
Happy birthday mr president ❤️ 💙 4 more years president biden he will relected again
@brianmontez1321
@brianmontez1321 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr. President! Thank you for all you've done for us!!!
@emmanuelelozano
@emmanuelelozano 6 ай бұрын
Raising gas prices lmao
@bullcobra1712
@bullcobra1712 2 ай бұрын
Which is NOTHING !
@emmgeevideo
@emmgeevideo 6 ай бұрын
Guillermo is one of the luckiest guys in the world. He got such a break -- but he made the most of it. He's got great comedy chops.
@SSmith-um2re
@SSmith-um2re 6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday to the greatest President that ever lived for the ppl!
@unique2dou964
@unique2dou964 6 ай бұрын
Biden is still doing a helluva good job as POTUS!
@Noodles1771
@Noodles1771 6 ай бұрын
Funding Genocide and ethnic cleansing in Gaza, failing to raise the minimum wage during the worst inflation in 40yrs, and doing nothing to help people with healthcare in this country during a pandemic - is not a ‘good job.’
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 6 ай бұрын
@@Noodles1771 are you differently abled in some way? are you incapable of understanding that congress has to pass bills before the president can sign them into law? there has been no gaza war aid bill and no minimum wage bill, and biden signed into law a bill to reduce the prices of certain treatments -- the only healthcare bill that has crossed his desk. if you want better laws, you need to give the house of representatives back to the democrats.
@Brea95
@Brea95 6 ай бұрын
@@Noodles1771worst inflation? Inflation started rising under Trump and is at lowest rates right now
@KarisPigNose
@KarisPigNose 6 ай бұрын
Laugh all you want but Biden could kick your asses on the Peloton.
@mopelolaadegoke3092
@mopelolaadegoke3092 6 ай бұрын
Age is not a disease, it is wisdom and lots of experience. Joe has top quality. Lifetime experience. ❤🎉🎉
@maeveobyrne9590
@maeveobyrne9590 6 ай бұрын
What a treasure Guillermo is! 🤣
@bubbispapa2053
@bubbispapa2053 6 ай бұрын
Well, we almost forgot about the golden showers. Thanks for reminding us, Trump! 🤮
@amiechumbler8561
@amiechumbler8561 6 ай бұрын
I hadn’t forgotten. It’s one of the reasons I can’t stand him.
@obi-ron
@obi-ron 6 ай бұрын
Trump just gave Joe Biden a political birthday present 😅
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding all of your shenanigans and ties to Russia. Showers are ok if for the golden calf aka false god
@peterlongprong7521
@peterlongprong7521 6 ай бұрын
oh, the pee-pee tapes are real .... you can bet on it.
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310
@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he's back into them... have you seen the colour of his hair recently? It's incredibly yellow.
@gm9559
@gm9559 6 ай бұрын
Who cares about bidens age. He's in top shape and doing a great job.
@WatchMilesTV
@WatchMilesTV 6 ай бұрын
The “Is Biden older or younger than” segment earned my Like today.
@BlindMellowJellyInc
@BlindMellowJellyInc 6 ай бұрын
Biden rocks.....81. Even better. Wisdom is important. ❤
@etienelamaine9392
@etienelamaine9392 6 ай бұрын
tRump was clearly pissed on and he loves his "golden stream"
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