Trust me, i'm an engineer !
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12 жыл бұрынTrust me, not putin. Fuck war.
I despise everyone who is organizing or celebrating the Invasion on Ukraine.
You are ether a war criminal, or you have been listening to to many lies.
To my Russian viewers : this is reality, not what you see on Russian TV
/ president_zelenskyys_h...
Слава Україні!
Героям слава!
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
There are many parodys to this song now, this is a nice one in TF2 style !
• Trust me, i'm an TF2 e...
come and visit my book of faces !
/ vilkaz.zebigwan
or birdy site
#!/Vilkaz
you can download like a pirat,
just google "youtube to mp3" :)
TEXT :
i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair
i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !
Refrain
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !
my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !
interrupt : (Kalinka style)
i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !
my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...
Outtro with
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
@TheVilkaz 2 жыл бұрын
Trust me, not putin. Fuck war.
@idiotgaming6376 2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see your okay
@dioptre 2 жыл бұрын
I trust you, not putin. Fuck war.
@MrNorbert-os8bh 2 жыл бұрын
Suddenly.... a wild ukranian tractor appears!
@TheVilkaz 2 жыл бұрын
@@altier1119 because i can do very little about the situation. But what i can, i do. And i definitely take a side in this war.
@marclapin 2 жыл бұрын
damn didnt expect to see this account alive lol
@bashergamer_ 3 жыл бұрын
7 year old me after turning on the router:
@Kalkeo 3 жыл бұрын
4 year old me after turning on the tv
@daniellewin5274 3 жыл бұрын
1 year me after put two Lego together
@Marlin123 3 жыл бұрын
Dad comes and oh shit i think i'm outta here
@RedVRCC 2 жыл бұрын
5 year old me successfully opening a beer when I see my dad reach for the belt again.
@johnpaulbeerer1145 2 жыл бұрын
Me after duck taping the two halves of my rental car back together:
@Mushabeans 4 жыл бұрын
Mom : why do you want to become an engineer? Me :
@martinxy1291 4 жыл бұрын
My mom: Why can't you fix this, arent you an engineer? Me: I am, I'm just honest that I dont know wtf is broken
@user-bk6nx5bn1c 4 жыл бұрын
But it's problem, you are not Russian engineer
@mafia_boss_neto 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-bk6nx5bn1c Yeah he isn't a Heavy merged with a Engineer(TF2 jokes ba tum tss)
@RealMiia 3 жыл бұрын
@@amiyavatsa lol It applies to all indians even to students before they take arts
@nathanaeldean6301 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this song also applies to software engineering too
@ninja6245-real Жыл бұрын
Yup. As a student of Software design and Development. Can confirm.
@Elonmusk1234 Жыл бұрын
Hearing this song as my internals are coming, this gives me strength Trust me I am software engineer
@sosig6445 Жыл бұрын
Trust me this code is gooood i got it from github it will work just fine. ...10 seconds later Oh shit i crashed the entire database
@litearely_no_one Жыл бұрын
... Weird texts evrywhere i can explain them for you all you need is control V and C i codded many websites welp, some of have them failed i had to leave my jobs trought the internet i surfed trust me, im a programmer i think we put that line right here trust me, im a programmer what the C# did just happened here
@buwanbuwaya6927 Жыл бұрын
@@litearely_no_one I built alotta lines Some of them even crashed My laptops are- very secure! black hats have no chance You want me to repair that broken cell I can help you in this No board no solder- no problem those parts I never miss I drive the tractor like a hacker- look what jump I just did You say this system is impossible? Its like I give a shit!
@baconwatchesyt8697 2 жыл бұрын
Software engineers be like: Trust me im an engineer Wait hold on let me google this
@ashtongiertz8728 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, programmers keep running into walls it's no wonder why thu United Nations outlawed the construction of autonomous weaponry.
@SariHilden 4 ай бұрын
Hi! Seasoned software dev and architect here 👋 Can you think of a situtation where even google doesn't help and nobody knows the outcome... that is where I dig out this masterpiece.
@captain-generalothinus3640 4 күн бұрын
Hits the nail in the fucking head Sums everything up And don't forget that there's times that Lord Google can't save our asses and we'll just have to pray that the shit we made holds up
@putnamehere3803 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone who said the titanic is unsinkable:
@JA-mh9gq 3 жыл бұрын
saying "nobody:" just ruins the joke
@bybka9903 3 жыл бұрын
@@JA-mh9gq yeah, thats stupid like cmon man just write joke without nobody
@naufalazrin4425 3 жыл бұрын
Trust me, I,m an meme engineer
@putnamehere3803 3 жыл бұрын
@@JA-mh9gq welp ok ill take out the nobody
@JA-mh9gq 3 жыл бұрын
@@putnamehere3803 your welcome i just helped your comment get 100 times better
@sameersharma7800 3 жыл бұрын
The dislikers are doctors who chose medical over engineering
@Comrade_joe 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@santasbodyguard4908 2 жыл бұрын
@acc2 if you play dbd this is even more true
@majororion2374 2 жыл бұрын
@@Comrade_joe Me: Is it too much to ask for both?
@Comrade_joe 2 жыл бұрын
@@majororion2374 Lmao
@majororion2374 2 жыл бұрын
@@Comrade_joe All jokes aside comrade...I'm serious is it really too much to want both as I do.
@ArKeTiCt 2 жыл бұрын
Just got my engineering diploma, and i blasted this the entire way back home in my car (that has an oven melting ore of course).
@square_deer 2 жыл бұрын
I think I’ll become an engineer just to do this😂😂
@Trashpanda115 Жыл бұрын
Do you also have airbag in tractor?
@aryanram02 9 ай бұрын
congratulations mate!
@ArKeTiCt 9 ай бұрын
@@aryanram02 thanks man
@EliteSquter 3 күн бұрын
When I defended my Bachelor of Engineering thesis around 2 years ago I sent this song to my team at work xD
@BlackEpyon 2 жыл бұрын
The Soviets actually did have good engineers. Their quality control was a different story.
@apotato5567 Жыл бұрын
Their building are good just bad maintenence
@jellomaster5629 Жыл бұрын
Vadim sold the rebar for vodka money :(
@obamaprism9876 Жыл бұрын
@@jellomaster5629 vadim blyat
@the_kombinator Жыл бұрын
Their materials were a different story.
@mrpineapple3942 Жыл бұрын
@Radletorn ok
@jerry3790 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but only an engineer can build one that barely stands.
@jiamingliu6702 5 жыл бұрын
Jerry Rupprecht Poly Bridge in a nutshell
@scorchercast8366 5 жыл бұрын
Its strange how true that is
@birisuandrei2866 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but usually the people who build bridges are on a budget so those "anyone's" would waste thousands of funds.
@adventurelinetm7732 5 жыл бұрын
Once i called a engineer friend and he some how managed to build my cat into the wall
@fxzn 5 жыл бұрын
Yea, the brand new San Francisco Bay Bridge engineers made the bridge be built with the wrong bolts and now in a few years it is estimated to litterally collapse.
@gabrielalejandro9605 3 жыл бұрын
When you learn to use redstone: "I'm Engineer"
@ladvargleinad7566 3 жыл бұрын
It's quite simple, really.
@germanguy187 3 жыл бұрын
True 😂😂😂
@playwithneel6841 3 жыл бұрын
It simple very true
@stealthcone 3 жыл бұрын
Play With Neel try bedrock redstone
@Janpeders24 3 жыл бұрын
@@stealthcone bedrock redstone is ez
@benjaminbadrakh1644 2 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to this song during studying for my engineering exam. I passed. :)
@TheVilkaz 2 жыл бұрын
congratz :) ! I wonder what would happen, if i would take an drink with every engineer who passed the exam, while knowing this song :D
@MrMasterKeyboard 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz wow he is still on youtube after a long time!
@SupersuMC Жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz You would die, or at least have pure alcohol for blood. XD
@jasonabernethy99 Жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz probably vast amounts of alcohol poisoning, Cause that's at least 26 ice seen getting to this comment,
@Timeudeus Жыл бұрын
You would be drunk till the end of your life. Every engineering student in my university knows that song :D
@BLU_Engineer 9 ай бұрын
As an engineer, i can confirm he truly is an engineer
@BionicCommando_Nathan 8 ай бұрын
Engineer what you build now
@bottlegang3187 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Spies when they press 6 on their disguise pad:
@cryptoash2960 4 жыл бұрын
Dispenser going up
@mr.bananaman3178 4 жыл бұрын
Only Legends know
@suchithrarp8260 4 жыл бұрын
TF2
@frink572 4 жыл бұрын
Pyro is coming !
@dragonytacz9363 4 жыл бұрын
Pootis
@hermitsunite953 3 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my grandfather who was an engineer. He laughed so much.
@amritaanshbhandari6199 3 жыл бұрын
The "what the fuck" part too ?
@jatisoem7472 3 жыл бұрын
@@amritaanshbhandari6199 maybe the grandfather used to say "what the fuck" too during his engineering career
@mikin3382 3 жыл бұрын
i would trust him
@dawidek4267 3 жыл бұрын
I doubt that there is an engineer that have never said "what the fuck"
@reaperwolf8135 3 жыл бұрын
@@amritaanshbhandari6199 oh u poor kid friendly person 🤣
@electrocaruzo-karpada2485 Жыл бұрын
"I built many bridges some of them even dance!" Had me cracking up
@kakorotskywalker 4 жыл бұрын
That guy who folds that chair into a briefcase in the end is for real, just awesome!!!
@facer3609 3 жыл бұрын
ikr
@user-xh3nj8vu1n 3 жыл бұрын
He's not a real engineer it has no mistake lol only those clips who failed are real engineer
@RRJOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xh3nj8vu1n dat grammar
@user-xh3nj8vu1n 3 жыл бұрын
@@RRJOfficial english is not my first language atleast i tried...
@RRJOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xh3nj8vu1n i see, no problem but didn't just understand you 😃
@thetabo8648 4 жыл бұрын
When you play engi on TF2 and they want dispenser there
@Hadi290.9 4 жыл бұрын
SENTRY GOIN UP
@themongothatbongoed 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hadi290.9 Hey, look buddy. I'm an Engineer.
@thetabo8648 4 жыл бұрын
@@themongothatbongoed that means I solve problems
@themongothatbongoed 4 жыл бұрын
@@thetabo8648 not problems like, "what is beauty?"
@jasonalbert6251 4 жыл бұрын
Impractical Nukez “...because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy!”
@OddGamerCA Жыл бұрын
The dislikes are architects
@TheVilkaz Жыл бұрын
I see you are also a man of real civil engineer ;) ?
@Steve1766 Жыл бұрын
yes
@Steve1766 Жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz aswell
@_PapstFranziskus_ Жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz actualy...,who isn´t
@SusCalvin 11 ай бұрын
Architects are art students who paint houses.
@legendarybeast44 2 жыл бұрын
I always loved this song... Now when I'm in a Civil Engineering University, my friend bought me a mug which says "Trust me I'm an Engineer".. came back 😂
@sheditz4962 4 жыл бұрын
"Trust me, I'm an engineer!" - Last words before Chernobyl.
@pavlekovacevic1676 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@deepdarkfried2562 4 жыл бұрын
Ya like jazz?
@Laza10426 4 жыл бұрын
Funny
@EliteLucarioRS 4 жыл бұрын
Children please
@abisinan3976 4 жыл бұрын
@@pavlekovacevic1676 Not great, not terrible.
@blasted4094 4 жыл бұрын
“I think we put this thing right here” -France building an artillery border in WWII
@yuricouwenberg8986 4 жыл бұрын
Germans be like lets just go around
@Karl_toffel. 4 жыл бұрын
*Germany went around it and colonized you* Friend: >How do you think about yourself son of a bitch.
@jeuvideoworld 4 жыл бұрын
300th like : )
@Da.Shanks. 4 жыл бұрын
"What the f*ck did just happen here?" --France when Germany bypassed that entire fortified border
@sethbennett617 4 жыл бұрын
@Amber Wolf not really. They got annexed because they couldnt build on the border with belgium. Because belgium was neutral. So germany just went through belgium. It was really because of belgian indecisiveness.
@bariumlanthanum6298 11 ай бұрын
Fellas, it is with great pleasure I inform you, I'm now officially an engineer(ing intern)!!!!
@josephbettenhausen7704 11 ай бұрын
Nice!
@reapton 3 ай бұрын
Well done brother
@pedronabais1456 3 ай бұрын
congratz will you also use excavators to row boats?
@hermes6192 Жыл бұрын
This is easily the best reason I have found to continue my civil engineering graduation. I live in Brazil, we have no more jobs here due to the high quantity of engineers in the country, but as long as I can sing this I'll be happy...
@VeryRareEgg Жыл бұрын
lol, memorize these lyrics I dare you
@Melody_Raventress 3 ай бұрын
Civil Engineering? Shit, come to the US. We've got a shortage.
@travishudson9796 3 ай бұрын
Honestly if you came to America with that degree you could make a lot of money, we need engineers.
@bomtombadill 9 жыл бұрын
The anthem of Kerbal Space Program.
@DoNeeh 9 жыл бұрын
pretty much! XD
@naraferalina2308 9 жыл бұрын
BigBillBison So true. So very damn true.
@itsthesola10 7 жыл бұрын
i think i'll put this booster right here
@PineCone227_ 6 жыл бұрын
Space Engineers even more xD
@NameBrand__ 6 жыл бұрын
Space engineers
@supermarine2493 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Engineering students who graduated in 2020: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
@zielonaent7705 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I were a few years older so that can be me
@user-li9qj3vh3j 3 жыл бұрын
@@zielonaent7705 trust me you don't wanna be us .
@fr0ggy220 3 жыл бұрын
And 2021 too
@VickyKumar-iw1gj 3 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaaà
@VickyKumar-iw1gj 3 жыл бұрын
Modi ji told mitro tum chai,pakoda, shail karo hum Bharat shail karte hai
@BuilderB08 Жыл бұрын
2:12 The Death Korps of Krieg would like to know the location of the schematics for that.
@zenphir9051 Жыл бұрын
This is the song that plays when you get 11 PhDs and decide to become a mercenary.
@alarmlessRifleman Жыл бұрын
Just imagine how dope it would've been if he sang this song or something similar in the "Meet the" video.
@fendy5124 5 жыл бұрын
*I H A V E A N A I R B A G I N T R A C T O R*
@nwcleear 5 жыл бұрын
itd be useful, especially since his tractor is running at 50mph.
@mikailkrivorucko8805 4 жыл бұрын
i have an palstic and paper airbag in car
@MrHarisfahmi 4 жыл бұрын
I have airbag too in my bike
@mikailkrivorucko8805 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrHarisfahmi no you need airbag when you walk
@MrHarisfahmi 4 жыл бұрын
@@mikailkrivorucko8805 when u sleep too
@AgentGaming07 3 жыл бұрын
Spy disguised as Engineer : *"Trust me, I'm an Engieneer"*
@yourmother3126 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@socialistrepublicofvietnam1259 3 жыл бұрын
I think we put this metal right here
@anonym3 3 жыл бұрын
well done.
@Izayoink_Saccuy 3 жыл бұрын
Poot dispenser here
@42drs 3 жыл бұрын
good one
@thomasawl 4 ай бұрын
i spent 3 hours tryna fix my laptops w key, it started working after i hit it with a fucking hammer.
@Cool_Ilya 4 ай бұрын
I think I should trust you
@davidthecommenter Ай бұрын
percussive maintenance, the key to fixing things
@Evaunit98 8 ай бұрын
“Trust me I’m an engineer” -Soviet Nuclear technical, Chernobyl circa April 26th 1986
@Lllllllllls 3 жыл бұрын
"Im an engineer" Russian accent* Me: "Seems legit"
@SAFIS448 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@DivyanshMandial 3 жыл бұрын
@(1F-09) CHU CHUN YIN CLAYTON朱浚賢 lol
@AmzSpider_man 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@matemo9752 3 жыл бұрын
Racism
@FirstnameLastname-cl4op 3 жыл бұрын
@@matemo9752 what ? Where
@dec13666 4 жыл бұрын
Other careers: We're no joke, we're necessary for society. Engineers: *this video*
@Karuiko 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is how important engineers are for the actual progress of society.
@theprepaintedcanvis3452 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@rizapirdal4787 4 жыл бұрын
@i'm player funny scouts
@mq5731 4 жыл бұрын
@@Karuiko Also Engineers: Wanna play Tic Tac Toe using a Digger?
@martinxy1291 4 жыл бұрын
I'm as necessary as the well dressed old dude 6 feet under ground
@zhiruoscaryan1697 2 жыл бұрын
This was 9 years ago, imagine how they have improved now
@user-pr6ed3ri2k Жыл бұрын
Stolen
@mateuszjarzembinski8689 2 жыл бұрын
Who's here after RCE video?
@SilverFang95 2 жыл бұрын
Me!
@vitonamous 2 жыл бұрын
also me! (i have already seen this before rce did but yeah im here now)
@liamtgreat 2 жыл бұрын
All of us
@parlon9383 2 жыл бұрын
Me
@denyhaguilar679 3 жыл бұрын
The enemy team: *THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!* Me as a Spy:
@lordvader1672 3 жыл бұрын
Spah around here
@timetraveler7 3 жыл бұрын
Spahs sappin ma sentry
@shaggy4real97 3 жыл бұрын
@@timetraveler7 SENTRY DOWN
@AkivaB 3 жыл бұрын
*kills spy *
@lordvader1672 3 жыл бұрын
@@AkivaB precedes to do dead ringer and backstab you
@losoldsdeinternet6273 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: That engineer on the team who put his sentry on the most uncomprehensible stupid place and it´s still getting kills anyways:
@sunnerssnag 3 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, once i put my sentry dead in the hallway leading to the intelligence in teufort... good times.
@Crazylom 3 жыл бұрын
Engineering rule #1: The crazier place for sentry, the better place for sentry it is
@detergent6477 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, TF2
@McNooby142 3 жыл бұрын
heavy after engineer teaches him:
@justmerc1642 3 жыл бұрын
shout out to that red engie who put his sentry underwater in 2fort
@Dondlo46 2 жыл бұрын
Just revisited this because of nostalgia, nice to see you are supporting Ukraine. only one sick guy wanted war, I hope this horrible war ends really soon.
@linhero797 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Putin is so terrible for attacking a country wgo for the past 7 years has been attacking the Russian people living in Ukraine. Disciminating, bombing and starving them. In complete violation of agreements they had already signed. And not just that but has been attempting to peacefully conclude this issue for years but has been denied every option. Putin isn't the bad guy in this situation people. Ukraine brought this upon themselves.
@pizzahutjr7925 2 жыл бұрын
@@ОлегОледович what
@nekomegu4150 Жыл бұрын
@@ОлегОледович ur mum gae
@xudowniklox7737 Жыл бұрын
@@pizzahutjr7925 ага, не понимаешь? но мы кстати полностью вас understand
@jjaffe2665 2 жыл бұрын
"Trust me i'm an engineer", he says that when building falls lol
@vhoang1029 3 жыл бұрын
Guys who made youtube algorithm: Trust me, im an engineer
@huzih683 3 жыл бұрын
i mean he has epic skill and epic gear
@kristiyanivanov7414 3 жыл бұрын
its ai
@game5plays 3 жыл бұрын
@@kristiyanivanov7414 party killer
@smugboid7583 3 жыл бұрын
This is my second time seeing this kind of comment. I can’t believe I feel for it 3 times overall
@captainhaxx844 3 жыл бұрын
See you in 3 years when the algorithm brings me back here
@PythonPlusPlus 3 жыл бұрын
Next song: I’m a programmer, so let’s just assume I’m correct.
@baltofarlander2618 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't programming also considered engineering?
@PythonPlusPlus 3 жыл бұрын
@@baltofarlander2618 You’re right. But my joke is still funny... to 18 people at least
@Weelde44033 3 жыл бұрын
@@PythonPlusPlus wow ok I don't matter then. No thats fine, thats fine. I didn't think your joke was funny anyway
@baltofarlander2618 3 жыл бұрын
@@PythonPlusPlus I get the joke, I just wasn't sure about programming.
@chaosbreaker657 3 жыл бұрын
Trust me, I'm a programmer, I think right here, this code is fine, Trust me, I'm a programmer, What's this error at line thirty-nine?
@TNDGamingBased Жыл бұрын
0:40 This aged very well, Crimean bridge sends his regards!
@theoman2.077 2 жыл бұрын
0:20 😨😨 This video was uploaded 9 years ago and now Ukraine and Russia are at war and he lives in Ukraine. So it makes sense that he had to leave his country but how can he know that he had to leave the country 9 years ago. Sounds very creepy
@thecwd8919 4 жыл бұрын
That chair at the end... I wish I could bask in its glory
@michaelfixedsys7463 4 жыл бұрын
The Real Rancho Relaxo
@gstrle 4 жыл бұрын
Chair going up.
@cope2217 4 жыл бұрын
Bark...who dont allow u
@aswissarmyrabbit 4 жыл бұрын
"Trust me, I'm a scientist." Black Mesa Researcher before the Resonance Cascade.
@Karma-eo2sv 4 жыл бұрын
I seem to be wounded, but i can keep going
@Karma-eo2sv 4 жыл бұрын
Do you know, who ate all the donuts?
@ZaHandle 4 жыл бұрын
“Trust me i’m an engineer ” Probably German people who work in aperture science that create some funky holes for some green gases
@VK-jy3pi 4 жыл бұрын
Why do have to wear these ridiculous ties?!
@aswissarmyrabbit 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Hello Gordon!
@st7892 Жыл бұрын
Dislikes are from architects
@Steve1766 10 ай бұрын
yes
@loppycraftYT 4 ай бұрын
And maybe repair crews too
@aydenlokey3641 Жыл бұрын
Dislikes are from repair crews and architects
@HolidayTheLeek 10 жыл бұрын
"Trust me i'm an engineer" what I say to kerbals before flying a fail
@CrimsonGamer99 10 жыл бұрын
Danny logic.
@HolidayTheLeek 10 жыл бұрын
how did you know what I was thinking....
@CrimsonGamer99 10 жыл бұрын
Holiday Miner Danny liked this video
@gerixxx1 9 жыл бұрын
The non plus ultra formula for rocket sciene: Does it fly? No? More Engines --- Does it fly good? No? More struts.
@i_am_dies 9 жыл бұрын
xD
@Darkry_Obv 3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: He's actually an engineer
@yoha3888 3 жыл бұрын
He is lol
@rathomlos1929 3 жыл бұрын
You forget one thing: he is an engineer in Russia
@NomuJhinsiFan 3 жыл бұрын
No 💩 Sherlock!
@moonmatthew 3 жыл бұрын
He is
@katastroff6011 3 жыл бұрын
Так всмысле? Он и есть инженер
@7h3_5h4p3 3 ай бұрын
I really need music from intro so bad💀
@theeguy9022 2 жыл бұрын
this has become the theme song for my Artificer in dnd.............he is a changeling and builds shitty gagets which end up hurting people.........where he then takes on the apperance of someone else and runs away
@jayeshghagare4686 3 жыл бұрын
This should be anthem for every engineering college in whole universe
@lucacapiaghi7482 3 жыл бұрын
Engineer's hymn worldwide!
@nvcbl 3 жыл бұрын
700tg like :D
@BadDayLp 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucacapiaghi7482 Its the first time i ever heard this song, but it sounds so familiar, as if it was always intended to be a worldwide anthem...
@lana.tic. 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *regrets being an engineer main in tf2 for forgeting writing tf2*
@monstertokusatsu6042 3 жыл бұрын
Soviet Russia is Engineer
@saltyscrimp 3 жыл бұрын
These are going to be engineers who graduated from online school.
@davidty2006 3 жыл бұрын
Me who is going to make a shed out of van parts: trust me im a engineer.
@vx-iidu 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidty2006 Me who is going to make a van out of shed parts:
@surprisemotherschmucker4950 3 жыл бұрын
That's me!
@ceoofautism220 3 жыл бұрын
Wish me luck lol
@gabrielminiano5749 3 жыл бұрын
Online Lecture doesn't go well with engineer XD
@ImNotGam Жыл бұрын
That chair... at the very end... I NEED IT
@HistoryFactsinaminute 10 ай бұрын
make a 10 hour version im tired of interrupting my friend just to click the reset button please
@Volt64bolt 9 ай бұрын
Google ‘KZfaq video loop button’
@Matt-mv4cs 3 жыл бұрын
As an engineer student I approuve this song.
@dersaegefisch 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! "I think we put this thing right here" and "What the fuck just happened here?" are pretty accurate quotes from a typical day in the development laboratory.
@Alkaloid-Odin 3 жыл бұрын
Same, man. What's your branch?
@Matt-mv4cs 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alkaloid-Odin Don't know yet, in France the specialisation is not before the third year over the five. And you ?
@jamesharding3459 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alkaloid-Odin Civil, Mech minor!
@jamesharding3459 3 жыл бұрын
@@dersaegefisch Or every recitation (lab) I've ever attended!
@sammattson3971 2 жыл бұрын
this is amazing ty RCE for introducing me to this
@gubbtratt1 Жыл бұрын
He is the british Igor
@bounceysteve 2 жыл бұрын
man is still updating the description, mad respect
@TheVilkaz 2 жыл бұрын
I have friends and colleagues in Ukraine. My blood is boiling about the lies, that Russian TV is spreading. So many Murderers and war criminals -.-
@RandomPerson-hd6wr 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz yeah
@AParisCallahan 4 жыл бұрын
The people who made internet explorer: “trust me I’m an engineer”
@narada6329 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t rlly work; they are called programmers
@pixcells 4 жыл бұрын
@@narada6329 software engineers :D
@user-yj7ks9mb1e 3 жыл бұрын
Well it kina works
@Damii229 3 жыл бұрын
"Trust me,I'm an Programmer!"
@AltairBlue 3 жыл бұрын
that's an oof moment
@ProfGop 5 жыл бұрын
trust me, im Professional Gopnik
@ShadowRaptor42 5 жыл бұрын
I think I'll put this bass drop here
@odens462 5 жыл бұрын
Nope silly gopnik
@NoobGyver 5 жыл бұрын
Gopink award 2019 lol.
@achilles1889 5 жыл бұрын
Professional blyat
@krilIetv 5 жыл бұрын
but i dont trust you
@tvhead545 Жыл бұрын
Engineers at Ocean Gate be like
@sven-tomas Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@leschatssuperstars1741 Жыл бұрын
trust him some of his bridges dance!
@FalkyRocket2222 Жыл бұрын
i randomly remembered this and had to search it up, still truly amazing and i mustve replayed it like 6 times already
@Engineeringuncovered 6 жыл бұрын
I remember I saw this in 2012 when I was 13 and I thought it was hilarious. Now I am a mechanical engineering student and I can thank this song for getting me interested in engineering. EDIT 2022: I finally graduated as a Mechanical Engineer. Trust me, I’m an engineer!
@str_brst8979 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Hernandez that's amazing!
@arrowknee4002 5 жыл бұрын
69 likes be like
@itzbenz941 5 жыл бұрын
Now i know this video uploaded at 2012
@galaktikastukstantis9229 5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂
@mateuszmarkuszewski7258 5 жыл бұрын
Building dancing bridges is very interesting 😁
@himal1584 3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside... This is a musical masterpiece
@guythatlikesbananas6293 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html
@brysonwolffe9316 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@harshg.9896 3 жыл бұрын
Grammy worthy
@fiftysecwithoutza 3 жыл бұрын
@@guythatlikesbananas6293 is that a rickroll?
@marcowulliampopirers2216 3 жыл бұрын
apart from the lyrics everything else is extremely basic,what r u talking about.
@hercules1494 2 жыл бұрын
RCE thank u to show me this masterpiece
@schnow265 2 жыл бұрын
Bet this is his ringtone?
@hercules1494 2 жыл бұрын
@@schnow265 I trust u cause u are an engineer
@SariHilden 4 ай бұрын
After over 10 years, I always come back to this epic piece of work. My favorite part is "i built many buildings, well some of them have failed i had to leave my country..." To refactor something and there is just no way knowing what the full effects are... thats the spot
@tomvarga5515 4 жыл бұрын
"Can we have engineer" "We have engineer at home" engineer at home:
@CDOT.KEEPCLICKIN 3 жыл бұрын
Mom has some really good taste
@tomvarga5515 3 жыл бұрын
*Mum
@curboi3622 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomvarga5515 *People from different places say different things
@tomvarga5515 3 жыл бұрын
Ik
@hottudoggu7712 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting pfp
@prabhu_0377 3 жыл бұрын
Tony stark to rest of avengers after seeing ultron:
@Malifactum 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Einer4077 3 жыл бұрын
Tony : trust me im an engineer what the f"ck did just happen here...trust me im an engineer oh sh"t i think im outta here!.
@tyraelalkire9410 9 ай бұрын
engineer gaming
@JohnyWest86 10 ай бұрын
As a student I laughed at this video. Now I am HSE engineer and now I'm crying
@rickonami 10 жыл бұрын
Why i keep coming here ??
@J2897Tutorials 10 жыл бұрын
Because you're an engineer with epic skill and epic gear!
@imspons 10 жыл бұрын
Cuz russia
@rasmuss25 10 жыл бұрын
***** I think he'll put this thing right here
@NoOnesIdea 10 жыл бұрын
Imspons Bro Many parts of this video are not russian. Part of them made intentionally for a fun.
@NyahStuff 10 жыл бұрын
rasmuss25 What the fuck did just happen here?
@mayhhhhh 4 жыл бұрын
“Trust me I’m an engineer” Is what i said before i ruined my friend’s complicated redstone contraption.
@nocheinbot5482 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a second that is exactly what my friends did to me🤔
@vinashak2048 3 жыл бұрын
@@nocheinbot5482 alright, we got your culprit😏
@dragonslayerornstein387 3 жыл бұрын
Can I fix it?
@Siegward37 3 жыл бұрын
I can fix it , trust me *I am an engineer*
@Agent_Matt_6 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I say before laying a time bomb in the redstone
@ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 2 жыл бұрын
Is this the Anthem of Russian Army Corps of Engineers?
@poopypoopers 2 жыл бұрын
𝚈𝚎𝚜
@parthachetry4225 Жыл бұрын
After watching this video I sarted preparing for IIT JEE now it has been 1year...
@MohitSingh-kl5pf Жыл бұрын
Same
@shavedata5436 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap the kid tossing bricks on his head is the real engineer
@SYMBI05IS 3 жыл бұрын
That Ain't even Called Engineering, It's Called Skills
@shobhasinha8101 3 жыл бұрын
Indians😎 RESPECT
@mentiquebakabila4254 3 жыл бұрын
Also that chair at the end
@AdenUnavailable 3 жыл бұрын
I knew one person that could do that, my old house keeper
@SYMBI05IS 3 жыл бұрын
Some people might not even know the Difference between Engineer and Technician
@CrimsonGamer99 9 жыл бұрын
Kerbal Space Program be like: "Trust me, I'm 100% positive I know what I'm doing, I'm an engineer!" *massive explosion in background* "95% positive..."
@MedievalSolutions 9 жыл бұрын
And imagine space engineers character looking at kerbals just thinking "are they some pseudo artists?"
@CrimsonGamer99 9 жыл бұрын
Raho Vart Still waiting for someone to make a Kerbal character model for Space Engineers...
@MedievalSolutions 9 жыл бұрын
CrimsonGamer99 modder would probably have copyright problems. :/
@johnalogue9832 8 жыл бұрын
+Raho Vart I don't think Squad is against fan work, the worst they'd do is not feature it on "Fanwork Friday".
@leadontaste7261 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, KSP devs will rofl from it and pay them for that models
@josephmcdonagh1700 Жыл бұрын
The RCE version is just as good
@sergeantarchdornan3013 2 жыл бұрын
I literally searched up “engineer yeah i'm engineering my limit original” and this was the first video that appeared
@martinxy1291 5 жыл бұрын
Im an electronic engineer, and this song is dope. And sadly 90% of my class graduated without learning a thing, I am one of them but, you know how it goes "Trust me, im an engineer"
@RadXader 4 жыл бұрын
Same thing, but computer engineer. the problem is I never even looked up the insides of computer and don't really bother to learn it, so while my groupmates know those things and some even tried building computers with their own hands, they don't have anything very new to learn in our specialization. I'm on the last year and if I graduate without really learning a thing from my college I.. actually won't even be surprised.... I always thought to myself that if I need to learn something or do something completely new I can always google it or watch guide videos on the Inet (before Inet it'd just be getting good guide books from library), and I am right after all so going to college or institute is to just for the status of studying in there
@whitecunt6903 4 жыл бұрын
With epic skills and epic gear
@leandromadeireira8840 4 жыл бұрын
@@RadXader same for me, but is programation.
@bhargavshiroya6309 4 жыл бұрын
@@RadXader nop it is not necessary to learn about computer in computer engineering Just submit all assignments, pass viva and exams and you will be engineer I cant understand WTF is wrong with education system 😡 We have to write assignments instead of practicing subjects
@laughingskull3881 4 жыл бұрын
I highly doubt they graduated 😂😂
@justsomemexicanguywithouta3442 3 жыл бұрын
I can't decide between putting this in my memes or my music playlist Edit: Holy shit it's been six months and i just now realize the amount of likes and comments i got THANK YOU GUYS. Also yeah i putted it in both playlists Edit 2: so i just readed the comments, how the fuck did this comments section turned into a hole argument about furries and shit?
@ApollonTheGreek 3 жыл бұрын
put it in both, comrade
@anteeklund4159 3 жыл бұрын
Both
@justacausalturtle9375 3 жыл бұрын
I called mine depression massacre
@ApollonTheGreek 3 жыл бұрын
@@justacausalturtle9375 how to kill depression *the official guide*
@Mickelraven 3 жыл бұрын
Both
@haydaysheep7837 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone here from RCE
@deathstalker3472 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@jamoin9810 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome fellow engineers!
@justaskinglol5935 2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@parlon9383 2 жыл бұрын
Me
@sudhanshu1507 2 жыл бұрын
3:32 Me to insurance company: "You wont believe what happened..."
@Persona_5b 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, boys! The Engineer, is Engi-here! Yeah...still tinkerin' with that one.
@uis246 2 жыл бұрын
Ninjaneer
@uis246 2 жыл бұрын
Not the Engineer, but Engi-near
@SEA_SLOOG 2 жыл бұрын
Best song ever
@pinngg6907 2 жыл бұрын
meneer
@Luke-nc5nf 2 жыл бұрын
Eginneer
@rick_fortune 8 жыл бұрын
I'm an Engineer and I approve this song. :)
@Solaire_of_Astora13 8 жыл бұрын
And i trust you
@rick_fortune 8 жыл бұрын
+Jose Payan I even have epic skill and epic gear. :)
@hahayour2funny 7 жыл бұрын
This is my first year of uni at engineering lol
@hahayour2funny 7 жыл бұрын
Führer des Benutzers good luck, what kind of engineer are you?
@Solaire_of_Astora13 7 жыл бұрын
Führer des Benutzers Are you planing taking Poland too?
@bagelgeuse5736 9 ай бұрын
2:39 The library I'm in is about to have a field day.
@TroublesomeJunction 2 жыл бұрын
As an engineering major this is very accurate
@kalebbruwer 6 жыл бұрын
3:08 *On the phone with insurance company* "All right, so it says here that you drove into a house." "No, the house drove into me!" "You just made that up." "You don't believe me?" "No, where have you ever heard of houses driving into people?" "If I had to guess, Russia." "Fair enough. Approved."
@z0mbyslayer934 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@thedeadsnakebrb8755 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@22dolls19 5 жыл бұрын
You didn't know? In Russia, houses drive into you.
@thedeadsnakebrb8755 5 жыл бұрын
@@22dolls19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@khenricx 5 жыл бұрын
@Yürüyen Ansiklopedi Because it was barely known in 2012 :/
@neonbunnies9596 2 жыл бұрын
1:04 Can I just say how impressive this is?
@mihaelagabrielaoancea9309 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@MysticalyAutistic 2 жыл бұрын
Its fake
@assassinThatsbadatlying 2 жыл бұрын
@@MysticalyAutistic it's not
@legoman8960 2 жыл бұрын
One sneeze and it’s over
@Pokesus 2 жыл бұрын
@@MysticalyAutistic Its not, i meet people like this who emigrate to Spain from Senegal.
@happygoer662 2 ай бұрын
this video just pops up on my fyp every so often after finding it years ago and showing it my cousin and dad, hope it comes back around soon
@Evamme534 Жыл бұрын
0:57 fun fact, you know how a manual car starts to jolt if you let of the clutch too fast, well if it is done with a tractor then the entire tractor will apparently jump in the air.
@PhantomSniper100 9 жыл бұрын
"Trust me, I'm an engineer." Then moments later my machine exploded. I killed tons of sheep and a cottage though. Farm is on fire though. Gotta love Besiege.
@amanhaman8568 8 жыл бұрын
+PhantomSniper100 What the fuck did just happen here?... Oh shit I think I'm outta here!
@justsomecommentchannel8602 6 жыл бұрын
tfw I made a ship with 20 rocket launchers and put them on backwards, making several holes in my base. But I can fix it. After all i´m an engineer. A space engineer
@wildrage38 6 жыл бұрын
i made nothing because i cant get besiege
@florianlindinger6430 5 жыл бұрын
Someone wants to play Multiplayer 😂😂
@SmellyYFeet 3 жыл бұрын
"and who are you ? repair crew" damn
@game5plays 3 жыл бұрын
😔yes
@creeperjuice777-6 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we repair everything for him
@cparoden1902 2 жыл бұрын
I listened to this in middle school and now I’m going to a university to become an… you guessed it an engineer
@TheVilkaz 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome :) ! Lets us have a remote drink together when you are done !
@cparoden1902 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheVilkaz thanks, got a few more years though!
@mekingtiger9095 Жыл бұрын
2012: "Trust me, I'm an engineer" 2022: "Trust me, I'm a military logistician"
@Courtney1992 8 жыл бұрын
1:05 never play jenga with that person
@mateuszmarkuszewski7258 5 жыл бұрын
Yea , because you will lose
@imienazwisko6527 5 жыл бұрын
@@mateuszmarkuszewski7258 No shit, Sherlock.
@steam391 5 жыл бұрын
cdude100 g
@PanzerkampfwagenVITigerIAusfE 11 ай бұрын
@@steam391my tank photo is better
@sockmchack8550 3 жыл бұрын
*me trying to help my little brother with his legos*
@Olivia589. 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@dappingforever7720 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you don't step on those legos
@otto1011 3 жыл бұрын
It's Lego not legos, just saying
@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile German engineers:
@Steve1766 10 ай бұрын
From 1933 to 1945 💀
@M1551NGN0 10 ай бұрын
@@Steve1766exactly😂
@Goretantath 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this song when i found it years ago, glad to find it again today and see the uploader is actually smart.
@redengineer4380 4 жыл бұрын
*Video:* Is released *KZfaq algorithm, 8 years after the fact:* "Gentlemen... the time has come."
@theengineer1733 4 жыл бұрын
THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY!!!
@Raaaaay 4 жыл бұрын
Nope
@LostPhysx 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, this vid already went viral many years ago
@redengineer4380 4 жыл бұрын
@@LostPhysx Well it went viral again, apparently.
@minionek247 4 жыл бұрын
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