TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Gym Fails

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TRY NOT TO LAUGH: Gym Fails

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"Toni and Ryan" is a podcast by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon.
We don't spend much time in the gym but we will laugh at you.
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@ashleyvaughn7848 2 ай бұрын

"if someone doesn't touch me in the next minute, I'm gonna have to do it myself." Gonna start saying that to my husband 😂

@bunzer.of.wunzerton2235 2 ай бұрын

Lol

@jetta.silence6356 2 ай бұрын

Same to my bf😝🤣

@Soken50 2 ай бұрын

Men don't say anything, they just go do it.

@Snezzleify 28 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rachaelhill6 2 ай бұрын

My favorite machine at the gym is the button you push to automatically open the exit door

@Ausecko1 2 ай бұрын

If you have to push a button, it's not automatically opening 🤔

@jetta.silence6356 2 ай бұрын

@@Ausecko1 no cuz its exit only 😝 it was funnier in my head.

@katieinhops5163 Ай бұрын

The elevator for me. Weight room is on the second floor and no way am I taking the stairs on leg day.

@Cruzan9 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@AshlieJermaine 2 ай бұрын

I saw a guy recently who had on a hat that I *thought* said Titleist, but a double take made me realize it said Titties, but in the same font as the real logo. I burst out ugly laughing. He said his wife got it for him (she was right there and confirmed).

@EctoTron1 2 ай бұрын

There should be a sports brand called "Cockan", so golfers can buy a set of Cockan balls.

@paleflower 2 ай бұрын

This comment should have all the likes!!!!!! Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@jetta.silence6356 2 ай бұрын

Sexcellent comment I agree 😂❤

@oceanlife.michele 2 ай бұрын

LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

@meganchambers8108 Ай бұрын

Reminds me of "Dixon Cider" lol!

@alexia3552 2 ай бұрын

"Pump some iron" "My name's iron" the delayed laugh XD

@TheFrigidsnow 2 ай бұрын

I went off the pill . When i was sitting in the bus and we were waiting at a red light, the vibrations of the engine gave me blue ovaries. Positive side, my libido was back. Negative side, I just started my work day.

@wlb2j 2 ай бұрын

Don't ya hate it when the engine revs up on its own?

@martibee8984 2 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one who said blue ovaries. I'm giddy.

@AggieBayret 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rosiecheeksrose 2 ай бұрын

Lol 😂 Oh man I miss those days. Still on the pill for medical reasons and hope I can get off it in the near future Used to get insanely horny 😅

@Annnabannanna 2 ай бұрын

@@martibee8984 shouldn't it be blue clit tho? Unless I'm misunderstanding what's going on. Maybe i did misunderstand :/

@miss1882 2 ай бұрын

*adds ab roller to amazon cart*

@jayd8935 2 ай бұрын

Imagine how awesome the world would be with more Tonis.

@Soken50 2 ай бұрын

There's at least one awarded every year but I agree there should be more!

@danielleskillin4035 2 ай бұрын

Nothing better to me than listening and watching these 2 cackle their asses off 😂❤

@zessonateacloud 2 ай бұрын

The Titleist killed me 😂😂😂

@handsinknead77 2 ай бұрын

I'm with Toni. Not too long ago I found out it was Titleist (title-ist) and not Tit-lee-ist. As in...the titleist of titties. 🤦‍♀

@homestyle2000 2 ай бұрын

its forever changed how i will say the brand name. i don't care if people say its wrong, im calling them tit-leist forever.

@RoonMian 2 ай бұрын

Toni should make stuff printed with "Tit Leist"

@Imberis 2 ай бұрын

"Oooh up his clacker!" 🤣

@juliakercsmar6587 2 ай бұрын

"I'll roll your abs if you get what im sayin..." we brushed over that way too quickly! 😂

@shadowmomma 2 ай бұрын

That child’s spirit left his body when his dad walked in. Did you see the dissociation in his face? He probably couldn’t even feel the pain anymore. Hilarious, yes. Also concerning.

@Rosskles 2 ай бұрын

It's a funny little skit with sound effects 😂

@SvayaG 2 ай бұрын

I mean, even in the best of circumstances that is top tier embarrassing 😂

@didikennedy9079 2 ай бұрын

It’s fake.

@Imbatmn57 2 ай бұрын

The groaning was terrible

@jetta.silence6356 2 ай бұрын

No disassociation just embarrassment.

@kaylacline8420 2 ай бұрын

Lol. Those are called core-gasms. I first started getting that sensation during diamond tricep pushups. Not mad at it!

@-Ghostess 7 күн бұрын

Competitive Sit Ups in highschool. How do you always hold them to the required pattern all the way to 100? Secret was I was super repressed and it felt damn good.

@abkak.6394 2 ай бұрын

Oh my God I laughed so hard at the boy with farts & dad. I truly beleive dad was recosidering his life choices :D

@gabiluch87 2 ай бұрын

The dad looks so done 🤣

@marshayoung9387 2 ай бұрын

That's my favorite one.

@Glumanda423 2 ай бұрын

it's fake tho. the audio belongs to a different video.

@RoryV7 2 ай бұрын

He looked at his son like; "mum should've swallowed you when she had the chance"

@ariadne0w1 2 ай бұрын

what made it extra funny to me was that he looked so similar to my dad and had the same vibe. Like, I wouldn't mix them up but that's who'd they'd cast to play him in a movie of his life or whatever.

@esaedvik 2 ай бұрын

Oh, Toni, you sweet summer child thinking trolling wasn't a thing until 2015 :D Online flaming and trolling were very much a part of the 90s.

@dragonqueen697 2 ай бұрын

My God id totally forgotten about flaming. I

@rdmname 2 ай бұрын

dude, only 14% of adults in the u.s. had internet access and it was mostly only used for emails. stop talking out of your ass, as if internet culture started in the 90's. as milennial who was alive then, it really didn't cause it was too fucking slow to do anything else than open an email.

@itsTM Ай бұрын

Online trolling since the 90's, trolling in general has been around for ever. Example, in the second world war the Germans tried to build a fake base made from wood etc. to try trick the oncoming forces, instead the Brits found this out by chance and instead decided to drop a single fake wooden bomb after waiting a few weeks for the Germans to finish building. Trolling at it's finest 😂

@Mel_Bat Ай бұрын

I always thought about 2010-2015 as the golden era of internet trolling (at least in media in my native language)

@SusanTheBee 2 ай бұрын

Did... did Toni just imply that 2015 was before trolling was a thing on the internet???

@tanael 2 ай бұрын

Right? Oh you sweet summer children.

@slinkywhippet 2 ай бұрын

Bless her lil heart 😁❤

@jaredrobinson7071 2 ай бұрын

Literally an entire video why I just would never go.

@ToniandRyan 2 ай бұрын

OUR WORK HERE IS DONE

@benellis6677 2 ай бұрын

That diver tho... could easily be a broken foot/ankle... YIKES!!!

@slinkywhippet 2 ай бұрын

That was my immediate thought too 😬 Hope they were okay.

@allisondaugherty5963 2 ай бұрын

@@slinkywhippetit's probably a function of my age (and perhaps being American), but my first thought was of Greg Louganis hitting his *head* on the springboard at the 1988 Olympics (I think that's when it was, I'm old enough to remember but was still little at the time)

@brandtsweet 2 ай бұрын

Toni is just so freaking. Hard to not laugh at when she laughs. She's a riot

@iloovemusicsoo 2 ай бұрын

Now I’m scared to go to the gym tomorrow 😂

@LikeShoppingA 2 ай бұрын

Don't worry, just don't forget to switch on a camera😂

@Ryan-wx1bi 2 ай бұрын

Most of these are fake anyways

@User_PC_Loadletter 2 ай бұрын

true story, i had that same issue with my chin-up bar when i was a high schooler. I was obsessed with doing chin-ups on a bar mounted to my bedroom door frame every day. One night, i was straining... trying to get one last chinup in... holding it. Suddenly everything came to life and I erupted. Very weird moment. I avoided the chin-up bar for years after that.

@ecstaticryan4369 14 күн бұрын

“You should really hit the gym” “Like with my car? You weren’t very clear”

@Renkin26 19 күн бұрын

I took a big drink right before Ryan said "If you see the 2 of us suddenly have abs in 2 months time" and I had to put my hand over my mouth to avoid spraying my keyboard with energy drink 😆

@bernadettelawson2916 2 ай бұрын

I’ve been saying the golf brand the same as Toni all my years too 🤣

@jakethesnake95 2 ай бұрын

I fucking love you two 😂

@SuperNickles123 2 ай бұрын

I never knew Toni has psoriasis. Fellow psoriasis warrior here! Your videos always make me laugh! Keep it up guys

@josephbradshaw6985 2 ай бұрын

Hanging leg raises. All the way there. Can confirm.

@a.p.3.10 2 ай бұрын

yes, even with the pill. I'm not getting back on this 🫣

@Luvforasmr 2 ай бұрын

Omg!!!! I swear all this time I thought of was the only one!!!! That’s exactly why I stopped going to the gym. I thought it was my mind at first but after 2-3 times of trying, yep! I had to walk away bc that’s embarrassing at the gym 😂

@Luvforasmr 2 ай бұрын

@@a.p.3.10me too!!!

@josephbradshaw6985 2 ай бұрын

@@Luvforasmr Lol. Both my girlfriend and a personal trainer friend of mine said it happens on that leg raise thingy all the time. I laughed my face off when they told me.

@Luvforasmr 2 ай бұрын

@@josephbradshaw6985 oh wow! I am today years old when I found out I’m not the only one. 😮‍💨 and yes, it’s the leg raise thing😂😂😂

@samanthanicholls641 2 ай бұрын

You’ve convinced me to start going to the gym!!! 😂❤

@AniWatX 2 ай бұрын

You two look ripped AF in those headbands. FCN hilarious.

@danielmarques70966 2 ай бұрын

So much stories can be turned to horror with "... and the man was my dad"

@apocalypso3427 2 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it's pronounced like Title-ist lol. But I pronounce it Tit-lice because I'm a heathen.

@stephanieriley3227 2 ай бұрын

I love you guys so much. 😂 You genuinely make me LOL! 😋

@martibee8984 2 ай бұрын

I have always called them Tit leist even after learning the pronunciation. They knew it would happen, it's on them. I had a similar issue to the ab roller one, but all I was doing was walking. I've tried walks, and pacing around the house, without any results since, so I'm not sure what was going on then. The second worse part is that I was at work when it kept happening. I had to tell a couple people that I was cramping because they wanted to know if I was ok, and my period was less embarrassing.

@AggieBayret 2 ай бұрын

I don’t know that the second one was a fart, I think that was his balls deflating. 😂😂😂

@Scrahdabley 2 ай бұрын

"trolling wasnt really a thing that was 2016?" lmao how late were u guys to the internet?

@nimue325 2 ай бұрын

I learned the term in the early 90s when I moved to college from northern Minnesota where we would use trolling motors on our boats to slowly troll around the lakes for fish and I was sure that was where the term came from. I felt so excited that some part of cool internet terminology acknowledged our distant rural culture! 😂😂😂 Anyway, that was in the early 90s.

@aliciaz6224 2 ай бұрын

exactly what I was thinking lol

@hllywdunddnnpnt 2 ай бұрын

Toni's still recovering from the ducky spoon fiasco, I think we can give her a free pass for this silly comment. Something tells me Toni's got a few ducky spoons in her closet lol

@hllywdunddnnpnt 2 ай бұрын

@Camila-hs4ty haha so true and toni has always said that

@kuinchad Ай бұрын

KZfaq kindly popped one of your videos into my watchlist and i have to thank them and you both for making me laugh today when i really needed to...subscribed and yes i will be watching your videos regularly...so happy to have found you both

@CapriAdams 22 күн бұрын

I love Toni’s energy!❤ y’all’s videos are amazing!❤❤

@wendypouse7763 2 ай бұрын

Gonna be trying the ab roller now

@eily_b 2 ай бұрын

Please stop the background music, it's so hard to hear the actual talking when you have troubles hearing

@pabloquijadasalazar7507 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I don’t have troubles hearing, but TikTok has ruined half the videos on the internet with the unnecessary music.

@seriouslyryan6592 2 ай бұрын

It sounds like I’m in a Star Wars Cantina 😂

@yttrash565 2 ай бұрын

I wish they'd add subtitles

@ashleytitus6768 2 ай бұрын

It's called closed captioning 😂😂

@yttrash565 2 ай бұрын

@@ashleytitus6768 have you tried the closed captions? They're inaccurate because they're designed to recognise American accents, not Australian.

@desireeeaton5036 2 ай бұрын

Can confirm, quitting hormonal birth control changed EVERYTHING. It was like my body coming back to life. Was nice to remember what having a sex drive felt like.

@my2cents2u 2 ай бұрын

4:35 - the hashtag - "ScarredforLife" lolol

@MrsPetal Ай бұрын

His poor dad is traumatized for life, one of those days not one of your kids will end up giving you grandkids. 😭💀😂

@garycpriestley 2 ай бұрын

Your clips never fall to brighten any day ❤❤❤😂

@KaroNordlicht 2 ай бұрын

Love it! Cheers from germany

@kitkatdisney4025 2 ай бұрын

I always pronounced it tit-li-est. And died every time. 😂

@wlb2j 2 ай бұрын

Poor Kurt's favorite machine is the free weights, bwahaha, no wonder he was trolled!

@warods 2 ай бұрын

I really hope tht first guy on the bench was inhaling 😂

@chelseawithey6840 Ай бұрын

I have been saying it the same way for my entire life too, Toni!

@cierramckynzie6999 2 ай бұрын

my god you two are my favorite people ever 😂 Toni is so wonderful and beautiful too 🥹🫶🏻

@tonka904 2 ай бұрын

"Wanna pump some Iron?" LMAO

@biscuit4259 2 ай бұрын

The face sitting one’s deserve more attention

@martibee8984 2 ай бұрын

Double entendre?

@biscuit4259 2 ай бұрын

@@martibee8984 only by consent.

@martibee8984 2 ай бұрын

@@biscuit4259 of course. I meant two meanings to attention. Calling attention to it, and they should be paying better attention.

@18BDM 2 ай бұрын

Agreed! I wanted to see more video of after the events lol

@biscuit4259 2 ай бұрын

@@martibee8984 several entendre

@WhatSoEverThingsAreLovely 2 ай бұрын

The tricep pull down rope machine, gets me EVERYTIME!! 😉😜🤤

@psor9983 2 ай бұрын

Finally!!! I've been waiting to see Ryan with no shirt 😍

@nero5379_ 2 ай бұрын

I NEED MORE TONI AND RYAN

@Weeeewriter 2 ай бұрын

Hello from Canada, you're both hilarious lol

@hllywdunddnnpnt 2 ай бұрын

Tit-leist haha that's hilarious! How many ducky spoons does Toni have lol

@narmel8165 Ай бұрын

That ab roller is magic 🤩

@kellypacitto727 Ай бұрын

Just found your videos. This is the second one I've seen and I know I'm going to binge watch your series. 😂❤

@carrysabird7282 25 күн бұрын

They also have a podcast. It's amazing.

@shanmclean2553 Ай бұрын

The dad with the ripped pants was just showing the family jewels

@TraumaMomma 2 ай бұрын

Ryan is correct. US brand... Oh Toni... You crack me up LOL

@laughinlori6893 2 ай бұрын

Trolling has been a thing since the BBS days of the late 70s early 80s.

@Fusspilzsammler1 2 ай бұрын

you're supposed to roll the ab-roll over the floor and not over your snatch

@martibee8984 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😭

@rebeccalouise81 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BobDeGuerre 2 ай бұрын

It's the rhythmic muscular tension & flexion of the exercise itself that does it, you perv 😂

@Beanz-on-Toast 2 ай бұрын

I recently started going back to the gym and this has made me terrified

@NatalieScanlon Ай бұрын

Teet lost has me dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rachelfillpotle4172 2 ай бұрын

For fox sakes.....I laughed myself stupid!! Why are farts so freaking funny!!!??? 😂

@oppsyikesreally Ай бұрын

OMG just found you and … My first thought when watching this laughing is, I can’t watch this while driving 😅

@justinfincher2385 2 ай бұрын

What the lady was talking about is a “coregasm” which a small percentage of women can get at the gym. Hope this helps.

@andromedaspark2241 2 ай бұрын

A small percentage get some sort of -gasm from the gym? Better odds than the lottery. Off to the gym. Lol, if personal trainers could harness this power, they'd be so much more popular.

@ashleenicole71 2 ай бұрын

Another reason to be afraid of gyms😮

@soeni83 4 күн бұрын

Men have coregasms too…

@patrikpetko6743 17 күн бұрын

That girl found her Gym-spot

@Junowild 2 ай бұрын

4:30, that’s my school, didn’t even know we had a pool

@IWillAlwaysJustBeMe13 2 ай бұрын

I thought the golf ball "joke" was like what some ladies do with ping pong balls..

@CrazyLittleMe1234567 26 күн бұрын

😂😂GYM JOKES😂😂GO!!!!😂😂

@jessicazopl 2 ай бұрын

I also have been pronouncing it “Tit-leist” since I was a kid and will continue to do so. And giggle when I see it on hats 🙊🙊🙊

@EllaEllaEh 2 ай бұрын

Omg I worked retail where they sell Titleist. I totally pronounced it Tit-leist as well 😆. And probably to my fellow employees 😆. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@anon6116 2 ай бұрын

The basketball jersey ❤

@melissapursey416 20 күн бұрын

I didn't hear the farts the first time lol I was too focused on his uhn as if it's a question 😂

@S.Malama 2 ай бұрын

Can confirm. The getting hot when you Work in your core IS a Thing.

@macdieter23558 Ай бұрын

The hand touch scene with the man keeping his face looking forward reminds me of the time I drove a Citroen XM. For explanation: This car had a hydropneumatic suspension, one of the features is that you can vary the height over ground via a lever behind the shift lever. When I was caught in a traffic jam and the traffic came to a complete stop, I first lifted the car to highest level, then dropped it to the lowest level and repeated that a few times before returning to normal drive level. While doing that, I kept a straight face looking forward as if I weren´t aware of what happened. More than once one of the other drivers knocked at my window and asked me how t f I did that, with me then lifting the car up again, asking "You mean THIS??" Got more than a few laughs from that. But the best was when there were kids in the cars around me! Loved to clown for them! Man, I loved that car!

@Mambo1061 2 ай бұрын

That first clip. I would have to leave and never come back

@druidinary 2 ай бұрын

My favourite machine is the defibrillator.

@nelliebly6616 2 ай бұрын

COREGASM🎉

@topsentry1 2 ай бұрын

my favourite machine at the gym is the water dispenser

@Amandafromappalachia 2 ай бұрын

Holy shit I had been saying Tit-least too until my husband corrected me. I was mortified 😂

@keiheaherakiwi1611 Ай бұрын

Laws you comments had me in fits of laughter

@x.soph.x 2 ай бұрын

Lmao😂 im with toni.......been calling it tit-leist my whole 39 years of life......im mortified and will pmsl every time i try to call it title-ist from her on xx

@e.b.squared 2 ай бұрын

Me laughing at other people at the gym: (๑ ืົཽ₍₍ළ₎₎ ืົཽ)

@najadahmer4862 2 ай бұрын

I’ve been saying/reading it as Tit-laist all this time too 😂

@hauntingattiffanys2537 22 күн бұрын

I said Titleist like you for years too Toni. 😂 Just found out like a year ago..

@emu071981 Ай бұрын

"Trolling wasn't a thing yet" "OG viral video" "2015-2016" Toni, the internet had been around for 20 years by that point and even KZfaq had been around for a decade. Ryan might remember the Dancing Baby video that was one of the very first viral videos to hit the internet way back in 1996. I still remember trolling people in Yahoo chat rooms back as a teen in the 1990s lol

@mitsuomits9077 2 ай бұрын

4:34 the water made a CBS channel logo😅

@Sensual_Tortoise 2 ай бұрын

6:30 thats a coregasm. That will happen on and/or off the pill

@CamInAHat Ай бұрын

I think I aged about 50 years hearing them say 2015 was an "OG viral video" and "before trolling was really a thing."

@hollycoy9612 2 ай бұрын

OMG, tit-leist. That was hilarious. I had to show it to my husband who works in a sporting goods store. Thanks guys, for always making me laugh!

@_bluephoenix_ 2 ай бұрын

Doing kegels would get me going... its just working those particular muscles that do it 😅

@ChrisDN 2 ай бұрын

Trolling is waaaaaay older than that.

@Karo27007 2 ай бұрын

So many reasons to never go to a gym ever again 😂

@myqueerplantfamily 2 ай бұрын

Certain yoga poses can get me there. Especially back bending poses.

@annaburtenheim5310 2 ай бұрын

I had to stop squating with dumbbells at the gym.. Everytime I would hit the top and press the butt mucsels tight, it engaged ... other muscels.. And I can't I really can't

@ckee8437 Ай бұрын

People can laugh all they want but I've never seen anyone get hurt doing water aerobics

@ceebee5848 2 ай бұрын

I always thought it was called Titless. I don’t know many golfers and I’m a bit dyslexic so I thought it was a parody “lol girls can’t play golf” brand 😂