“It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno” “fun fact we got this delivered”. that cracked me up

Is it just me or does frozen pizza just hit different

Just wish the pizzas were properly cooked. Some undercooked, some burnt.

Frozen pizza because quarantine can’t stop us, one bite everybody knows the rules

I remember when Totino’s used to be circular pizzas, then they changed to rectangles like idk 6 years ago. Still tastes the same ofc so nothing wrong with that. Used to come home from school eat half a Totino’s Pizza with some Caprisun while watching cartoons.

Is it me or do all the pizzas look undercooked?? I cook my frozen pizzas wayyyyyy more

As someone who's obese and loves pizza and who's tried almost every frozen pizza for about 34 years. Here are my picks from best to last. 1. Screaming Sicilian: Spicy. Has a kick to it. 2. Freshetta: Tastes like freshly cooked pizza. Not frozen. 3. Homerun pizza: Has a beer tasting crust flavor to it. 4. DiGiorno: Good all around pizza. 5. Tombstone: Crispy cracker like crust. Very good sauce. Like california vine ripened tomatoes.

I'm kinda sad that they don't seem to know who Paul Newman is.

My local grocery store always sells Tombstone 2 for $5. And at that price I think they're bomb.

This has honestly been my new diet bc of the quarantine

JP: Likes Digiorno, Hates Screamin Sicilian... All credibility has been lost.

Tombstone used to be my favorite frozen pizza, then they changed the sauce and crust. It is awful now

"One bite everybody knows the rule"

Ayyyeeee HJF FAM welcome back to one of the most important videos we’ve ever made. What is the BEST frozen pizza? But more importantly, what is YOUR favorite ❄️🍕?

so much pizza so little time

None of those pizzas looked like they were completely cooked... the cheese looked like it was only semi melted, then stopped.. So Frecheta is where its at eh?

the more I watch these, the more I realize JP has the palate of a 2 year old.

JG: What is that? JP: It's a Chuck E Cheese pizza Me: Dying hahahaha

Barstool sports "pizza review time" "one bite everyone knows the rules" 😂

Tortino's actually remind me of my childhood as well and when I am down I will eat it along with some cool-aid.

That digiorno needed to be left in the oven longer the cheese isnt even melted that looks halfway done I'm sure it was doughy

I think a lot of people are doing this right now! 😂 Just eating frozen pizzas! I’m loving that pizza shirt that Jp is wearing! Great video! 🍕 😁👍🏼

I love Home Run Inn! The crisp sourdough crust elevates it above all else! Being from Chicago we used to have a walk-in Home Run Inn restaurant down the street😎

One ripped off idea, everyone knows the rules.

I just had a Freschetta 4-meat pizza last week for the first time in probably 10 years and it was better than I expected. The two frozen pizzas I get most often (I usually get 'real' pizzeria pizzas), though, are Trader Joe's Bambino Pepperoni ("emergency" mini pizzas) and Quattro Formaggio (and add pepperoni and/or sausage). I used to eat Red Baron a lot, but only occasionally their french bread pizzas now.

I love you guys. Thanks for existing and being awesome with it.

Home run inn is my favorite. I would buy them more often but they are pricey.

I forgot how addicted I was to this channel last year lmao, but im back! Bout to binge for the next 3 days

JP: “is there anything Publix can’t do” Me: “spell the word public right”

“You look like you’re suckling on it, it’s not a nipple” gave us a little bit too much insight.

Thank you for trying all of these! I just tried the Freschetta and it was really good! The last pizza I tried I was so disgusted I had to throw it away. I'm on a budget so this really helps!

JP’s taste buds have not seen adversity. They haven’t “struggled”

I can just imagine the roof of their mouths with tendrils of skin melting down.

anyone else get bothered that they were calling 'screamin sicilian' 'holy pepperoni'?

9:17 is the funniest thing ever "I would almost call this a holy I only have 5"

Tombstone is the tastiest pizza for the money. 'Though I ALWAYS have some basic ingredients on hand to "doctor" it up. These include: fresh garlic or garlic powder, sauteed onion or onion powder, frozen green bell peppers, fresh sliced mushrooms, provolone cheese, parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes. I used to work at the pizza factory that makes "Mama Cozzi's" for Aldi. They had the least stringent requirements for Quality. Kraft, on the other hand had the most stringent requirements. Some Kraft pizzas are: Tombstone, Digital Thin Crispy Crust, 5" rising crust. Whichever one blows your skirt up, Enjoy!

We LOVE Home Run Inn pizza as well. Need to try Freschetta now too I guess!

Wow, she's actually down to earth. She was just so chill and normal but dude was trying to act like he was a critique or something. Its cheap pizza my guy, we get its not the best. That was never expected from frozen pizza. Girl was chill af tho

1:17 he sure called me out lmao

You guys are clearly baked baking! Premium content😂

You guys really having fun with the editing.

I love it when they get the giggles

love your dynamic with each other hope that stays many more years or even better for ever

Damn, thats a lot of frozen pizzas, Lol. I'm reviewing one a week and sadly most of them suck, lol I just did a review for the "Chuck E Cheese" frozen pizza on my page. Its a unique one of a kind review. Video is on my page if you want to check It out! Home Run Inn hands down makes the best frozen pizza out there. I've been trying a bunch and nothing can beat it

“That’s Chuck E. Cheese pizza” LMFAOOOOO

Screamin sicilian is bangin the best by far IMO

“And this was at Aldis” 😂*Thought immediately* “haha 😂😂Yeah All Deez nuts”

Freschetta, Public's, Red baron, Jack's, Tony's Pizza the only Frozen Pizza's I like.

Have you guys ever tried Brads Underground pizza in Orlando? It’s like super hard to get Chicago style pizza. I’ve been messaging him for months. It’s crazy.

Thanks for 20 minz of happiness lossing my mind on week three of lockdown Iv lost my job thanks to this madness x

How does it feel being American and only having cheese and pepperoni as pizza topping options? I mean, we Brazilians can make EVERY type of meat a pizza topping. Beef, chicken, tuna, sausage, shrimp. The list is practically endless. We never get bored.

I usually get Signature Select pizza. It's thick, good amount of toppings, crust is pretty good and also for dipping. Tostinos pizza is one of those low-level guilty pleasures along with pizza rolls and bagel bites.

That pizza transformation in the beginning was cold af😁😁😊 $1.54 for totinoz is high as hell here it's $0.99

I thought it was "Red Robin, Yum." not Red Baron...

Publix Pizza: "Other toppings sold separately..." 😂😏💁🍕 👀

Great to have 2 people doing the reviews. I find myself in JP's camp as I've tried most of these and agree with the vast majority. Would've loved to hear you guys try Urban Pie, I loved it and wife hates it.

This ain’t pres you know the rules

The pizza brand is called Screamin' Sicilian not Holy Pepperoni. Holy Pepperoni is the style.

No one is talking about how Julia said Newman give me your ranch im dying

Due to a number of factors, the first being in quarantine, and the second me being too lazy and impatient to make my own pizza, I shall draw inspiration from this video and order grocery delivery of the finest frozen pizzas

Red Baron makes the best French bread pizza!

11:42 turn your volume up all the way and close your eyes. WARNING: you will laugh

2:02 was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

The more I watch these, the more I realise my palate is exactly like JP's and we both have a 10 year old child's palate.

The moment that JP put DiGiorno second I knew to ignore his opinion.

What was the point in them drawing pizzas from a hat if they were just going to eat them all? I understand the two different pizzas at a time, but was it really that hard to just pull the top two from the freezer and so on that they needed to draw from a hat?

A hellthy junk food pizza would sell, just because you two know what we want in a frozen pizza. A home made version of what a frozen pizza should taste like.

I knew Chicago Inn would be top 3 on both y'all's list, that pizza is awesome, crust is so crunchy!

Y’all really paid $10 for that pizza hell I got two of those pizzas same brand at target for $5 each 😂

Y’all need to use the quarantine time to watch some Paul Newman movies and get familiar with one of the best actors ever. I recommend The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, The Verdict, The Color of Money

If someone said my bottom looked wafery, they'd be unconscious! 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve been buying Home Run pizza for years! It’s my little secret! So good and most people have never even heard of it!

Try Jacks, you’ll instantly regret it

I really like Screamin' Sicilian... I think it has the best sauce of any frozen pizza

The Totinos slaps when the bank account says $3.26 😂

The ultra thin home run - baked and charred on the grill - fabulous. Actually most of the frozen pizzas are better grilled.

10:04 THAT IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE MOVIE IT'S SO GOOD!!!!

I really love Julia's laugh, it's so cute :')

comment your personal favorite pizza recommendations, my fav is pepperoni sausage digorno

5:44 you good there Luffy

I'm honestly offended of the Tombstone slander 🥺

Can’t cook your frozen pizza on tin foil. Straight on the rack.

Jp: Croissant dough would be a great idea for a pizza Digiorno: Write that down, write that down.

11:13 julia's laugh i died

I love Publix! It’s my favorite grocery store. They have the best store brand, bakery, produce, and deli. Their subs are better than any of the sub shops. So no JP, there isn’t anything they can’t do. And the fact that Totino’s wasn’t rated last makes you lose all credibility. 😂

I love me some totinos. Reminds me of my roots and humble beginnings

Y'all have some of the most entertaining videos on KZfaq! Please keep them up! 😍

Totinos reminds me of my very early Childhood like ages 3-6. We lived with my grandparents and it was all they would buy. Tombstone remind me of my childhood and teen years (age 6/7 to age 13/14). My dad had remarried at this point and he did all the shopping and he always stocked up when they were on sale (I have 6 siblings the majority of who were teens when I was in my young years). They are both so nostalgic for me.

When can we go back to accepting fan requests of stuff inside stuff

Freschetta naturally rising has been THE TOP of my list since college....it was on sale BOGO @ publix so i grabbed a couple...ate one for dinner and literally stocked UP on them. theyre so good for a frozen pizza.

Definitely JP!! Love me some Fresheta and Digiorno

I'm honestly glad that you at least tried the gluten free option. That was really nice inclusion for my people haha. tbh though even I don't like that brand's pizza (or bread for that matter). Udi has a pretty solid pizza but usually when I want pizza I either buy Scharr crusts and make it myself or go to one of two local shops that I like.

The fact that Julia said she liked TS over Red Baron made me question her pizza choices... 😂

You guys are crazy Screaming Sicilian is actually good.

My favorite frozen pizza is the California pizza kitchen,the bbq chicken one!

When Jp said I would almost call this a holy I only have 5 I started laughing super hard

JP - it’s pronounced “liv” G free, which stands for “Live Gluten Free”

Okay but can we talk about Celeste for a minute?🤤🤤

Screamin Sicilian and Freshetta should be one and two. I didn’t even think it was up for debate. Is this a troll?

Meanwhile I’m from Memphis and always thought it was pronounced “TOAST Te Nose” 😂