Trying to Get a 22 Year Old Virgin Laid with Coke and Ciroc
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4 жыл бұрынtwitter / thegoblinnn
In todays video, I talk about wingmanning for a 22 year old virgin. If you are a virgin there is no shame. If you are Bill, come on man. I hope you enjoy!
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DISCLAIMER: I am in no way confessing to the acts stated in this video. This video, along with all others found on my channel, has been uploaded purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.
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@Jaden-mx6wz 4 жыл бұрын
“Smoke blunts in his living room and play zombies... just the classic chill environment” have not heard a more factual statement in my life
@carltextor8184 3 жыл бұрын
big nostalgia
@Romizzler 3 жыл бұрын
Had a few homies like that stopped kicking it with them this guy made me regret it
@harley9290 3 жыл бұрын
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@carltextor8184 3 жыл бұрын
@@harley9290 what the kentucky fried fuck XD
@jaredbond68 3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing "chill" about playing zombies.
@DT-hk8gj 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a crime this man doesn’t have atleast 500k top tier story telling content
@seanjohnson2376 4 жыл бұрын
And he doesnt cap
@devitus781 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr..
@joelmoya1383 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Halcion who can just lie for 26 minutes straight about trying to get a 22 year old virgin laid
@mattstern4044 4 жыл бұрын
@Austin Halcion I dont it with the amount of details in thrown.
@DT-hk8gj 4 жыл бұрын
Austin Halcion and yet u believe lunas 5 minutes 0 detail stories. Goblin literally mentions kevin who watches all his story videos so how could he be capping
@johnmillar3469 4 жыл бұрын
F for bill. We gonna need an update on him.
@Vector-li9gz 4 жыл бұрын
Word I dont want Goblin to give up on Bill just yet. That would make a fuckin baller story time series about all the different shit they tried like 40 year virgin.
@alexhendricks8566 4 жыл бұрын
John Millar f
@krueger5804 4 жыл бұрын
F
@ralivurodriy9655 4 жыл бұрын
He gay 😂😭
@krueger5804 4 жыл бұрын
@@ralivurodriy9655 😂😂 Plot twist : Bill wants goblin
@---vj2de 4 жыл бұрын
longest goblin vid ever, you know they’ll write this in the history books cause this ones about to be a *banger*
@cmz_cxep7895 4 жыл бұрын
A hoot and a holler if you will.
@yungronny3944 4 жыл бұрын
a Banga classic
@CV-cq4of 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I’m high i didn’t even realize
@factoryfinish 4 жыл бұрын
an absolute banger if you will
@michaelperez7700 4 жыл бұрын
normal people: we had sum good food goblin: everyone had to seem to have a good enjoyable meal experience
@jonashorn8354 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahah fr bro 😂😂😂
@uncletapeworm9107 4 жыл бұрын
If you're not vomiting you're either not having a good time or you don't have a crippling addiction Felt that honestly
@ThaGVPSon 4 жыл бұрын
lmao right! And im defintely in the second category lolol
@Owl__-py2qo 4 жыл бұрын
Sameeeee
@G-spookyk4zs 4 жыл бұрын
That or your tolerance is through the roof
@ScriptedLinks 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThaGVPSon 100% second category lol
@kevinvaldez3946 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerthegamingkid9056 fucked up 😂
@asidom9706 4 жыл бұрын
Goblin: "white ladies like coke bro" my brain: "ay write that down, write that down!"
@Speedster189 3 жыл бұрын
Are u kidding me I’ve ever seen a white girl not accept some coke . It’s a white girl thing lol
@roberthorry621 3 жыл бұрын
@@Speedster189 white ladies love white girl you stooge
@tannertracy3054 3 жыл бұрын
its a fucking fact i laughed so hard
@ExtendedRelease 2 жыл бұрын
The starbuck/investigation joke was hilarious
@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын
If you don’t already know that, you must been living under a rock lmao
@AM-le5qe 4 жыл бұрын
Im so high when he said “ I tipped my hat” i thought of monopoly man hat
@ThaGVPSon 4 жыл бұрын
m'lady lmao
@reeceschrock396 4 жыл бұрын
Goblin Ganja Goggles
@manny9229 4 жыл бұрын
He said his friend tipped his hat, not him lmao u high high
@woldydalo2343 4 жыл бұрын
Manny 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿♂️
@robbieloos7067 3 жыл бұрын
bro is zooted he called a top hat a monopoly man hat 🤣
@ashes2ashton490 4 жыл бұрын
$10 says that emma was wearing the shirt that says "why be racist sexist or homophobic when you can just be quiet?"
@johnlemon8689 4 жыл бұрын
killmekylie I want that shirt
@juliennizan3129 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking a coexist shirt
@implosion1476 Жыл бұрын
@@johnlemon8689 and I want the shirt that says "Il say whatever the fuck I want!"
@emadeit704 Жыл бұрын
@@implosion1476 no one cares g
@redrainer Жыл бұрын
@@implosion1476 yeah mate you have the right to say whatever you want, just like you have the right to the repercussions of what you said. And if it's some dumb stupid shit, then like please shut the fuck up
@haidenstid 4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen the vid already a banger
@firsttofi8471 4 жыл бұрын
Haiden Stidam havent even hopped on youtube yet but this shit already banging
@ginseng2332 4 жыл бұрын
Phones been dead screen is more cracked up than me and can already tell AH BANGER
@Gregory-ud6zq 4 жыл бұрын
Haiden Stidam you’re right
@ti-ti. 4 жыл бұрын
the universe doesn't exist and dinosaurs aren't even atoms yet.
@Chazzs 4 жыл бұрын
a hoot and a holler if you will
@ParasiteXSnuff 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like severe social anxiety.. I was the same way. Good around friends and it's all fun and games until a girl(s) show up and you just don't know what to do. Not just that, you're afraid to say anything that will make you look stupid or you're afraid that they'll judge you. Don't expect many to understand that don't have it because that's the case 9 times out of 10 but it's real and it's sucks. Support him and let him know you'll respect his boundaries while trying to help at his own pace. He'll find someone on his own, we always do.
@noodles8433 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm the same way and it sucks. Especially when I wonder why I can't be like anyone else, it sucks that people just can't understand how it feels. :/
@SFCityKids 4 жыл бұрын
Man I been dealing with this all my damn life reason why I havent had a gf since Freshman year of HS and im now 25. But im starting to change tho once I got a good job and bought a nice BMW. Not saying materialism is a way to fix social anxiety but saying it didnt help for me is wrong.
@hourplastic4546 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I could never do it at a party had to go to the online route
@nygeltzib8905 3 жыл бұрын
Boi
@pm69669 3 жыл бұрын
Noodles when I was like 10 I was like that but u literally jus have to go out more an talk more it’s like anything more u do it better u get
@jacob9110 3 жыл бұрын
I’m introverted af. I understand Bills struggle😂
@ThugNuts44 Ай бұрын
Lol still a virgin?
@mikhailsilaev9311 4 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot every time goblin says "ay"
@ti-ti. 4 жыл бұрын
Mikhail Silaev u tryna kill me?
@ryanking8939 4 жыл бұрын
Mikhail Silaev that’s called alcohol poisoning fam
@HurtenAlbertan 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan King you just can’t hang
@1bbbb224 3 жыл бұрын
Drunk
@user-np2xl4qk4w 2 жыл бұрын
Bro this feels like targetted assassination fr.
@machineelf3890 4 жыл бұрын
bill sounds like he needs some molly real quick so he can at least talk
@___412 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny bc I used to literally be bill until started blowing like .4s of molly then my ass gave no fucks and finally got laid. But I can literally relate to this bill dude tho. Like it’s anxiety bro fr. It sounds pussy but social anxiety a real thing especially for a virgin around girls. And weed just makes it ten times worse
@machineelf3890 4 жыл бұрын
@@___412 mmm fax
@josejones6276 4 жыл бұрын
😩fax
@Cthomps20 4 жыл бұрын
Or some xanax😂
@slam1385 4 жыл бұрын
Zircon same for me. i fucking hate it
@Noodlehead03Real 4 жыл бұрын
Goblin messes up: “idk I’m stoned dude”
@MOcica-iy3we 4 жыл бұрын
ur gooddamn right, this WAS ahoot and a holler
@123Peopl 4 жыл бұрын
This aint breaking bad
@chrisb6095 4 жыл бұрын
a true banger if u will
@bigcoochieboi3751 4 жыл бұрын
THE mighty KING gigity
@clipvault9405 4 жыл бұрын
You payed for her flight? GOBLIN DONT LET US CATCH YOU SIMPIN
@EverybodyyHatesChris 4 жыл бұрын
If I’m banging a model I’m paying for her flight not her feet pics chill
@laddttt6808 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Stryker you the one that needs to chill.
@EverybodyyHatesChris 4 жыл бұрын
Ladd Ttt ?
@ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy4443 4 жыл бұрын
RandomizedClips goblin gone stay buying flights while you stay buying the onlyfans 🤦🏿♂️
@laddttt6808 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Stryker I guess you didn’t get it.
@AlfonsoCasasOropeza 4 жыл бұрын
Longest video ever, YES a classic
@ketamine-consumer5185 4 жыл бұрын
Alfie ur comment is older then the video
@4.6slidez 4 жыл бұрын
On god
@billisntcool8373 4 жыл бұрын
A tru hoot n’ a holler
@joemybro9104 3 жыл бұрын
A true banger if you will
@crim8439 4 жыл бұрын
Goblin needs a movie deal on his life story, Carson should be auditioned for the role solely out of sheer resemblance
@MaxxBowman8 4 жыл бұрын
Vasko Haq lmaooo
@williambalfour2181 3 жыл бұрын
bro 🤣🤣🤣
@Dudeontheinternet45 3 жыл бұрын
This comment didn't age well lol
@ScottishKenneth 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dudeontheinternet45 how what has happened lol o just found this channel
@andrewn.2368 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if goblin animated his videos
@aydenolsen1216 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the kind of guy I'd love to chill with.
@MrKlucas25 4 жыл бұрын
@eduardobroekman 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrKlucas25 wait that's you fr?
@retroisaac2x69 3 жыл бұрын
Edu Broekman wym? he famous or sum
@tommyflynn4186 3 жыл бұрын
@@eduardobroekman yea i think it is
@johnkoch5389 3 жыл бұрын
*Sees guy named Kyle comment* (stoners react) hey is that really KEVIN! 🤔😂
@r1r226 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard when he said she would scream at us through the camera😂😂☠
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 4 жыл бұрын
I relate to bill hard, I’m terrible around people in general let alone a girl I like. The main thing that gave me enough confidence to get laid was alcohol and/or Xanax. I don’t recommend Xanax because it’s addictive but it got me laid a few times.
@glizzygobbler1 2 жыл бұрын
Bars making me act completely different hahah
@jj.2times 2 жыл бұрын
@@glizzygobbler1 how much is a good amt to take for a first time user?
@shanecorr1694 2 жыл бұрын
@@jj.2times 1 or 2mgs
@Itsnotlookingoodbrav Жыл бұрын
@@jj.2times don’t, it’s not worth it😂😂 just go to the gym for long enough and feel yourself get better physically in mentally
@implosion1476 Жыл бұрын
@@jj.2times no more than 1mg for your first few times That's half a bar
@Hunter_Kennedy1 3 жыл бұрын
"U look at her and ur like oh fuck, gun control" has to be the funniest and best way to describe that😂
@jdjr2870 4 жыл бұрын
The story time when bill finally losses his virginity will be one for the ages
@RobinXlone 4 жыл бұрын
YOU PAID FOR HER FLIGHT? NO GOBLIN NOOOOOO!! I never thought we would lose you to the simps!
@x0q4 4 жыл бұрын
Robin stop being a child bro
@jarntheman3733 4 жыл бұрын
Robin Mal.??? Just a guess
@ThaGVPSon 4 жыл бұрын
what does simps mean???
@EternalNico1 4 жыл бұрын
stfu he getting pussy 🤦♂️
@manny9229 4 жыл бұрын
@@EternalNico1 Going by his story, it doesn't sound like he got pussy but I would do the same if i knew some hot chick would come over nd it'd be a good chance at fucking lmao
@dwsncw 4 жыл бұрын
“It was like a boomer in left for dead” LMFAO
@iicookiez 4 жыл бұрын
Bill & Tim Need To Fight In The Gulag For Emma
@00piumSora999 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@kian4974 4 жыл бұрын
Nah bill to scared
@Noname-ut1ye 4 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna fight for a woman of all things, then your ass definitely belongs in a gulag.
@iicookiez 4 жыл бұрын
No name Take A Joke My Guy 🥱
@kian4974 4 жыл бұрын
@@iicookiez what?
@caedensingh2879 4 жыл бұрын
Man I honestly knew from the start that this channel was gonna explode, you've always just been so great at story telling. Not gonna lie even huge youtubers who try to do the same thing (Luna) irritate the fuck outta me.
@finexity5054 3 жыл бұрын
Yea lunas a bitch goblins the man
@AtibaVV 4 жыл бұрын
Bill probably depressed or something in his past happened to him to make interactions with women uncomfortable
@Beezlay 4 жыл бұрын
“ bill tweaked hard “ 💀 I’m weakkkkkkk
@ethanwagener8777 4 жыл бұрын
“You look at her shirt and your like, oh fuck gun control”-goblin 2020
@anantimelrifle7769 4 жыл бұрын
6:50 Goblin gets 4 chest shots and 2 lower body with a green AK, decents, only breaks the shield at the 6th shot. Died to someone who shot twice breaking the shield and 2 more times killing him all before hitting the ground. This is why warzone sucks.
@laussethecat 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you're just bad at the game bro
@mclovin9391 4 жыл бұрын
Facts bro, Facts
@yungbricky9367 4 жыл бұрын
@@laussethecat Sounds like you dont play Warzone Bro
@laussethecat 4 жыл бұрын
@@yungbricky9367 I've already had a warzone victory bro no 🧢 you just gotta be good at the game
@yungbricky9367 4 жыл бұрын
@@laussethecat Me too, but its still unrealistic af
@A1-_- 4 жыл бұрын
i need a goblin in my life..
@ginseng2332 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve lost all my goblins. Ur hella right if everyone has a goblin things would b so lit. Dude genuinely is there to help and Seems like the chillest nigga..I’d love to have goblin hmu probs straight nostalgia
@iReadFiction 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Bill sounds like me 100%. The amount of times I've been at a function after getting told there would be girls and then did nothing all night is my attitude. Its no wonder why I never get invited now
@one7deep7savage7 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes those girls are annoying asf and you wish you didnt go anyways lol
@elliotcooley2141 Жыл бұрын
top tip just talk to them like the guys, chat abt interests or just start with 'this blunt is fireee right? you want to grab a shot' once youre through getting into a conversation its easy peasy
@Crisp_Crow Жыл бұрын
@@elliotcooley2141 Easy for you to say
@EricBrado 4 жыл бұрын
What’s an extra door knob gunna do when the whole door gets kicked down😂😂😂
@asidom9706 4 жыл бұрын
bruh I was thinking the same thing. nevertheless that had me laughing hard.
@travisbenck9536 4 жыл бұрын
Another goblin mystery will bill ever get laid? maybe when old folk gets his check
@tylerrankin5857 4 жыл бұрын
Travis Benck old folk been waiting for that check for years man but you know he’s still good for that one gram
@nov1019 3 жыл бұрын
i’m billy around these types of situations where there are women around and all your friends try to get you to interact and get the vibes up but myself like billy i just shut down completely and forfeit trying to talk a girl. it happens boys.
@petergevurtz7933 3 жыл бұрын
you should’ve known, if the model is pretty then she shouldn’t bring her best friend, cos I ain’t neva seen two pretty best friends
@orlandobonner1034 3 жыл бұрын
So much effort
@unruely4448 2 жыл бұрын
Bro just called Hilary extremely left wing lmaoo
@nysaniaofficial1841 3 жыл бұрын
You feel like you’re hanging out with goblin when you’re watching his videos
@ciiss5285 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, this is definitely my favorite video of yours. A true hoot and a holler
@alias_tyler5046 4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest videos i’ve seen ina while. Goblin you should rly make this weekend a series
@nickurrutia6643 4 жыл бұрын
“I gotta get over there” I’m literally dead
@MrSweet-hu8ph 4 жыл бұрын
“If you think it’s Starbucks that’s cap it’s coke you just haven’t ventured enough yet”😂😂😂 that’s a wrap
@leegreen5048 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Bill getting laid. Gob confirmed it on a Live stream
@quintin1904 2 жыл бұрын
By far the best story you've ever told, dying the whole way through LMAO
@worldFamousPitbull 2 жыл бұрын
I love you bro
@KrazyEngima 3 жыл бұрын
My high ass was like “ew, Coca Cola and ciroq?!” And immediately realized I’m stupid
@Jackaldev 4 жыл бұрын
14:49 "It's like he's lagging." I'm dead 😂
@bogent2039 4 жыл бұрын
Best story i've heard yet holy hsit you are funny "But somehow the stars aligned" im dead
@jake-6015 4 жыл бұрын
you keep dropping bangers litteraly like i cant name at a better youtuber at this time
@williambalfour2181 3 жыл бұрын
I'm living vicariously through your stories 😂😂😂 I will never get to life such an awesome life
@lugnut6952 4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time Goblin says “right”.
@theketaminewizard 4 жыл бұрын
I relate to bill way to hard😂
@willygrags4367 4 жыл бұрын
Nathan Reed 0oOf
@1bbbb224 3 жыл бұрын
Drunk
@SgtBudwhite 3 жыл бұрын
Love it goblin!!! I can always rewatch your storiesss❤️❤️💪💪🌱🌱
@tono4134 4 жыл бұрын
all of goblins videos instantly make my day better
@Daniel-rg5kb Жыл бұрын
Dude Goblin always has the most ratchet stories and I'm all for it 😂
@Kooliojg 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Ashton Long
@jayhaddad4398 4 жыл бұрын
My man, every story is a banger. Keep it up
@larrygee0330 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh..i swear this has to be the funniest shit ever..i am in my bedroom 4 am looking at this shit.. the whole house echoed with my laughter.. thank you man I need this
@mtsw3in113 3 жыл бұрын
“At this point he’s gotta be choosing it” had me dying
@aggerum8829 4 жыл бұрын
Bro Kevin seems like the guy id hang with for sure
@MrKlucas25 4 жыл бұрын
@aaronapple6150 4 жыл бұрын
Best story videos and they come out so fast💯
@3vjames432 4 жыл бұрын
26 min video? This is a TRUE banger. A true classic if you will
@tr1cky3 9 ай бұрын
i wanna see where bill is today
@letmepikachu1210 4 жыл бұрын
"Get me to 17k and I'll give you top" *throws dress at goblin. * You knew what this was. A HOOT AND A HOLLER
@andrewdeabler797 4 жыл бұрын
Goblin I fucking love you bro, your stories are so fun to watch when I’m high it makes me feel so fucking awesome
@enjoladas7884 4 жыл бұрын
i’m so high rn i got banished to the shadow realm
@yalmuma8206 4 жыл бұрын
Goblin : Pays for the flight Obi Wan : You were said to destroy the simps not join them, to bring balance to the genders not leave them in darkness
@alexmd4470 3 жыл бұрын
He was down bad ngl, fuck paying for the flight.
@chevy2693 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexmd4470 he was securing the bag for bill
@dial-tone609 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely would like to have more vids like this. This story was amazing lol
@ryanwhitford1562 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing about Goblins homies makes me think of the pack of animals i run with. I have friends who are similar, Great video!
@hbkmicah4608 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man I see a goblin video and I click
@tommybootlegger 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds damn near exactly like a friend of mine. I remember one time he had a half a bottle of whiskey in him, and more than a few bowls, and I still had to push him to even practice talking to a girl. I'm a good wingman, but there's only so much a guy can do.
@MorganSharp.02 2 жыл бұрын
If he doesent want to he’s not going to
@horsiedf8559 4 жыл бұрын
I can tell by the title and how long the video is this is abt to be a banger🕺
@OGJeezh 4 жыл бұрын
This... this right here... BANGER. GOOD SHIT GOBLIN👊🏽
@rhetteverette2406 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve literally had a friend just like Bill, just shuts off completely and didn’t try at all.
@justyou942 4 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and started laughing
@jamesbestflooring7922 2 жыл бұрын
First time ever tuning in and listening to you Goblin and I can honestly say that I fuck with it. I think that most of us guys had a homeboy like that. I had friend that I knew since elementary that was my best friend growing up and we would always kick it. Go to bars and strip clubs and parties but he just never had any conversation for the females. He was the homeboy that always asked “ Where the hoes at “ and when there was some around he would act shy and lame. I would even try to hype him up.
@DiogenesUlyanov 3 жыл бұрын
"The whole room lights up the moment coke was brought up.." ah yes, bringin back some good memories
@markschweighauser135 4 жыл бұрын
Why can i identify myself with Bill to 100%?😂
@TheRuCuber 4 жыл бұрын
"its like hes lagging" im dead LOOOOOOL
@brandonbranigan9709 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow the stars aligned😂😂 best goblin quote ever
@whitebenz3795 4 жыл бұрын
love watching your videos whilst i’m fucked up (yes i know drugs are bad it’s my life shush) love you goblin favorite you tuber by far!!! and the warzone content is great!! well ima get back to the vid keep up the great work!!!!!!!!! 🙏🏻🙏🏻✌🏼
@Daswassuphomie 10 ай бұрын
Amen
@Blntsmk4 4 жыл бұрын
“A boomer from left 4 dead”😂😂💀 dead
@LightYagami-dc6cg 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this while taking a poop
@blades6351 4 жыл бұрын
wipe properly you dont wanna be walking all funny when ur done
@igod5724 4 жыл бұрын
xxxtentacionboi69 stolemomscreditcardforVbucksnigga same
@igod5724 4 жыл бұрын
blades I don’t wipe
@adamhall9233 4 жыл бұрын
I God same
@PenjaminStarfish 4 жыл бұрын
Same bruh
@jovinbertoia9243 2 жыл бұрын
Bill has done it, this is a win for the boys
@averageenjoyer5437 2 жыл бұрын
Ayy gob. Your story telling ability is unmatched. Not to shit on other commentary KZfaqrs but you are fuckin way Above them all. Stay on that grind
@vvsvillainn 4 жыл бұрын
aye man you can lead a horse to water a million times but you can’t make him drink
@ethanshaw4774 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like he’s lagging 😂😂😂
@goonmarcel5918 4 жыл бұрын
“The Goblin experience can not be had”😂💯
@keef_cheefr3110 4 жыл бұрын
stoned af and this is the best thing i've seen all day. fuckin love the vids Gob
@user-hu6tn7sh4k 4 жыл бұрын
How tf did people comment so early the vid wasn't even up
@gyrt6373 4 жыл бұрын
Quit talkin your self down man, she didn’t deserve to be you dm’s bro.
@Tommytg3 4 жыл бұрын
Just the title made me laugh 😂😂 goblins the goat
@yellowspek4893 3 жыл бұрын
Random out of nowhere I watched a tribute for Ashton and I just want to let you know keep doing what your doing i love how you keep trying and I love your vids, keep smoking and toking and enjoy life. No homo I got socks on 😉
@bootybandit1487 4 жыл бұрын
F for bill man😔 i’m kinda the same way when it comes to being pretty shy and just shutting down. Bill needs a fuckin clingy ass girl who won’t stop talking so he doesn’t have a choice but to hook up with her lmao
@maverickiwnl 4 жыл бұрын
I GOT MY HUG HOMIES. WE GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR.
@NightRyder123X 3 жыл бұрын
“Get me to 17 k, I’ll give you top” okay I didn’t expect that one and I physically hurt from laughing
@jab-io2po 4 жыл бұрын
6:21-6:23 “He’s not like an ugly guy.. REALLY” 🤣 😂
@tylerburkhart4422 4 жыл бұрын
Okay okay hear me out i love goblins gaming vids but imagine the intensity of these story time vids if they had a camera like swoozie and the shitty stick figure drawings with it, easily would be the best even though mans is already the best KZfaqr out here
@ti-ti. 4 жыл бұрын
yeah or like MsPaintAnimations (another great underrated drug tuber)
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