Turning Corn into Profit in PRISON ARCHITECT

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Prison Architect the ultimate prison tycoon management game. A game where you must house and rehabilitate hundreds of prisoners in order to turn a profit. But what if The Spiffing Brit decided to break the game in the most perfectly balanced of ways by turning a prison into a farm to make millions! That's right who needs to actually make a prison in a prison game when instead you can build a mega farm! Whilst money might not grow on trees it certainly can grow out of the ground thanks to majestic cash crops like Corn... Oh goodness so much corn.
So is Prison Architect Gameplay a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is a Prison dedicated to Farming and harvesting corn for profit overpowered! My goodness this really is broken!
If you want a copy of Prison Architect Going Green you can learn more here:
play.prisonarchitect.com/Spif...
Thanks For the sponsor Paradox
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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Title: Turning A Prison Into A Farm To Make millions - Prison Architect Is A Perfectly Balanced Game #Ad
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@paradoxinteractive
@paradoxinteractive 3 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit exploited the game so hard he unlocked a previous DLC - Psych Ward. Find one that specializes in CBT
@jamespae7019
@jamespae7019 3 жыл бұрын
We appreciate your contribution to this comment section
@pietro3477
@pietro3477 3 жыл бұрын
EU5 and Vicky3 when?
@sircoloniser5454
@sircoloniser5454 3 жыл бұрын
Huzzah a comment that isn’t people saying “imagine not commenting popular terms”
@hulcronzyron1621
@hulcronzyron1621 3 жыл бұрын
we need victoria 3 :c, but victoria 2 is actually nearly perfect maybe it just need a new major dlc (more culture and assimilition policies and decisions and policies overall)
@leetman102
@leetman102 3 жыл бұрын
>CBT Uhhh...
@FarmingSimulator
@FarmingSimulator 3 жыл бұрын
Just so we're clear: This is not the kind of farming we endorse. :P
@victorserra7753
@victorserra7753 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@zerox8830
@zerox8830 3 жыл бұрын
maybe you could farm prisoners in farming simulator
@shivbrahmbhatt9980
@shivbrahmbhatt9980 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe
@Physhi
@Physhi 3 жыл бұрын
Angola Prison Architect DLC, huh? Don't have to buy food mode.
@pixelartkid7965
@pixelartkid7965 3 жыл бұрын
*confused unga bunga xbox* I am stoopid.
@ModernWhoFan5B
@ModernWhoFan5B 2 жыл бұрын
The moment he starts talking about his computer slowing down, I'm just imagining him bringing it into a tech shop, them opening up the CPU, and corn just spilling out.
@dodowhy1398
@dodowhy1398 2 жыл бұрын
"so how did your computer break?' "....corn"
@danksage9869
@danksage9869 2 жыл бұрын
@@dodowhy1398 spiffing brit devolves to only saying corn now lol
@chaisergamer7236
@chaisergamer7236 Жыл бұрын
XD
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 Жыл бұрын
Tech: "Porn?" Spiff: "Corn"
@billynomates920
@billynomates920 Жыл бұрын
starts talking? when do any of these game demonstrator people ever stop? one second of silence ladies and gentlemen? never.
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Spiff had pulled off the Warden duplication glitch using the Botanist... each ear of corn going from selling for $10 each to thousands of dollars a pop! *Perfectly Balanced*
@horatioyen256
@horatioyen256 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@finalfantasy50
@finalfantasy50 3 жыл бұрын
Warden - "We will be making a farm." Local authorities - "Great, the prisoners will learn valuable skills and be easier to rehabilitate!" Warden - "Prisoners?"
@eeelaina5588
@eeelaina5588 3 жыл бұрын
you see the prisoners are actually the farmers that have to work in an endless cycle of planting and harvesting corn. They are prisoners to the corn farm
@siegfried2k4
@siegfried2k4 3 жыл бұрын
@@eeelaina5588 Just like the 1850s plantations
@nickdelsobral9198
@nickdelsobral9198 3 жыл бұрын
@@siegfried2k4 I read a book called American Prison that talks about the prison farms of the 19th century. If you want the quick version, just look up convict leasing
@cxfxcdude
@cxfxcdude 2 жыл бұрын
@@eeelaina5588 the Factory must Grow
@eeelaina5588
@eeelaina5588 2 жыл бұрын
@@cxfxcdude y e s
@aaronmckinsey2218
@aaronmckinsey2218 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: *grows a massive amount of corn* Midwestern United States: "I see you are a man of culture as well"
@joshuablackmon939
@joshuablackmon939 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joshuablackmon939
@joshuablackmon939 3 жыл бұрын
Cattle ranches next
@aaronmckinsey2218
@aaronmckinsey2218 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuablackmon939 100% support this
@luvliallie
@luvliallie 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuablackmon939 don’t forget the random fields of horses
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuablackmon939 what about prisoner ranches?
@HiddenInTheTruth
@HiddenInTheTruth 2 жыл бұрын
I like how in lieu of using prisoners as workers you hired workers whom you then turned into prisoners. Bravo sir. Bravo.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
At least they’re friendly.
@supremechungus4288
@supremechungus4288 3 жыл бұрын
"I've descended into corn-based madness!" Welcome to Indiana.
@retrowave69
@retrowave69 3 жыл бұрын
eyyyy
@Spiker985Studios
@Spiker985Studios 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Ohio
@FlyleafDreamleaf
@FlyleafDreamleaf 3 жыл бұрын
And Iowa!!!
@lordofchaos1845
@lordofchaos1845 3 жыл бұрын
As a Hoosier, I can confirm that this is 100% accurafe.
@ItsDiamondWolf
@ItsDiamondWolf 3 жыл бұрын
I am from here as well
@HCSR2
@HCSR2 3 жыл бұрын
"And you are sure this will improve rehabilitation rates in your prison?" "Prison?"
@Marpurrsa
@Marpurrsa 3 жыл бұрын
plot twist: they gave spiffing brit early access because they knew he'd break the shit out of the dlc, which gives them the perfect chance to fix any issues
@nidohogg4783
@nidohogg4783 3 жыл бұрын
10/10 game tester, youtube is just a view into his real job
@yakobsoulstorm5187
@yakobsoulstorm5187 3 жыл бұрын
They did it with Stellaris as well. It's a win-win scenario.
@eeelaina5588
@eeelaina5588 3 жыл бұрын
and it's also advertising
@Jokervision744
@Jokervision744 3 жыл бұрын
"fun" sells. Sometimes it's not that special to deliver perfect product. Just call the bugs features. You could question that,if culture really has lost its patience, so this is much better than fit and construct game. I think they could have made something MORE than just this... Well this is just the farming architect feature, so I don't know,if I'm being fair here, but we can point at the flu being at fault for this. Phones, and the culture they have brought up have deteriorated patience,and this flu prevents professionals to get into full on focus for their products and production.
@yakobsoulstorm5187
@yakobsoulstorm5187 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jokervision744 That's all well and cool but I feel like you're overthinking this.
@JUJU-yg1xi
@JUJU-yg1xi 3 жыл бұрын
I’m still trying to figure out why they added automatic harvesters, packagers, and sprinklers if they didn’t want you to do this lol.
@siriusdarkblade
@siriusdarkblade Жыл бұрын
16:36 “There are 7 billion bananas on the map” -Spiffing Brit while farming corn in a video game 2021
@Rioshi11
@Rioshi11 3 жыл бұрын
"The most British Prison of all time!" -You mean Australia?
@nogeagor2787
@nogeagor2787 3 жыл бұрын
Britain is more of a prison than Australia is but you’re probably not smart enough to realise that
@slayer_5175
@slayer_5175 3 жыл бұрын
@@nogeagor2787 I see you didn't get the joke
@idonotlikeboats9328
@idonotlikeboats9328 3 жыл бұрын
@@nogeagor2787 your are the smartest person I’ve ever seen
@DoritoBagWilkins
@DoritoBagWilkins 3 жыл бұрын
@@slayer_5175 the amount of lobotomites who don't seem to realize what penal colonies are is great. I gotchu though. A doff of the cap to you my good chap.
@britishsoldier1186
@britishsoldier1186 3 жыл бұрын
@@nogeagor2787 It was a joke. Australia was a penal colony of britain, but you're probably not smart enough to realise that.
@NotThatHomeless
@NotThatHomeless 3 жыл бұрын
When are we getting: "The stock market is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits"
@garret1930
@garret1930 3 жыл бұрын
👆👆👆 yes please. PS: thank you for making a real comment
@dasirrlicht5415
@dasirrlicht5415 3 жыл бұрын
Look up reddits effect on gamestop. This january was weird.
@ArmyForMe
@ArmyForMe 3 жыл бұрын
While there are exploits in the stock market those are unfortunately hit and miss so consistency is a little bit of an issue to recreate without market manipulation.
@justanaveragegamer9744
@justanaveragegamer9744 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mauer1
@mauer1 3 жыл бұрын
@@ArmyForMe also the main exploits in the stock market are actually exploits to humans. So exploiting humans is really hard as human learn... usually...
@LeDank
@LeDank 3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: “British man re-creates Ohio in Prison Architect”
@jonduke4472
@jonduke4472 3 жыл бұрын
Iowa but yea
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
Indiana as well
@dankcatsmemes9219
@dankcatsmemes9219 2 жыл бұрын
Ohio is full of corn?
@LeDank
@LeDank 2 жыл бұрын
@@dankcatsmemes9219 yes
@fargurubunga3444
@fargurubunga3444 3 жыл бұрын
This should be given a glorious name.. A name that will be acknowledged by generations to come.. CornHUB
@YHLGguitargeek
@YHLGguitargeek 3 жыл бұрын
-"We're going to be building perhaps the most British prison of all time." -You're making Australia?
@PUNishment777
@PUNishment777 3 жыл бұрын
Australia = literal paradise
@RT-PD
@RT-PD 3 жыл бұрын
Comment section = Landfill, with barely comments that isnt spam.
@RS99FILMS
@RS99FILMS Жыл бұрын
@@PUNishment777 I don’t know… Australia has kinda been… authoritarian over the last few years. Guess it never stopped having the prison mindset.
@keaton9172
@keaton9172 3 жыл бұрын
Spiffing brit: makes farming games become a prison game Also spiffing brit: makes prison games a farming game.
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 3 жыл бұрын
Equivalent exchange.
@NFrads
@NFrads 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: When corn is produced, it also produces seeeeed.... Monsanto, the original exploiters "Oh, I don't think so"
@jkutyna
@jkutyna 2 жыл бұрын
At a certain point, aka the further left you go on the map, the cost of additional workers outweighs the increased revenue from the corn generated sales. There is a point where you eventually will simply be breaking even on $ because it takes so long for the workers to transport corn back across the map to where the trucks can pick it up, in addition to having to buy the new seed and then walk that seed back all the way to the left to plant it. Essentially the increased travel times will ultimately block the maximum feasible size of this. I didn't get anywhere close to as much corn as you by the end of your video and i was a millionaire by day 52.
@Leotagorax
@Leotagorax 2 жыл бұрын
good info. thank for sharing
@claytonblack34
@claytonblack34 2 жыл бұрын
helipad for the win.
@goatcat2737
@goatcat2737 Жыл бұрын
It's not about the money It's about the çœrñ
@LiarJack20XX
@LiarJack20XX 3 жыл бұрын
America: shuts down its for-profit prisons Spiff: Hold my Tea and Monocle
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 2 ай бұрын
Wrong dimension, chief. America would never do that, in this one.
@opl500
@opl500 3 жыл бұрын
Next: The Stock Market is a perfectly balanced game....
@rexmopser7152
@rexmopser7152 3 жыл бұрын
actually the stockmarket is totaly balanced to exploit if you simple follow action reaction root exraction (watch news and think what the events will impact as result like country a wants to build a wall if ruler x is elected = action reaction afterelection now to the roots what will benefit what company wil provide the work wich companies have the capacy to provide enought concrete in the area of work are they listet on stock if yes free profit
@alessandropereira4976
@alessandropereira4976 3 жыл бұрын
Reddit did it first
@thebritishempire3975
@thebritishempire3975 3 жыл бұрын
@@alessandropereira4976 I think that was what the comment was referencing-- and Reddit didn't do that, *rich-ish* Redditors did
@webserververse5749
@webserververse5749 3 жыл бұрын
Answer to stonks (more compute power for high frequency trade = win) but bot net or making a crypto that makes users want to compute for you = haxz
@thebritishempire3975
@thebritishempire3975 3 жыл бұрын
@@graphicattack oh, good morning colonial! You still haven't filled your debts of *one shipload of tea* yet, despite wasting it all on a harbour
@kulrigalestout
@kulrigalestout 3 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: "Potatoes and barley are useless." Me: "Vodka and beer are worth a lifetime of soups and stamps."
@jocax188723
@jocax188723 3 жыл бұрын
“There really is nothing else quite like Prison Architect when it comes to the glorious sensation of violating basic human rights.” RimWorld would like a word.
@eelboy3098
@eelboy3098 2 жыл бұрын
*Urist McDwarf has joined the chat*
@PJSproductions97
@PJSproductions97 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see you've rediscovered the Midwest
@hannahjo033
@hannahjo033 3 жыл бұрын
its true, i live there
@dougbrunson5208
@dougbrunson5208 3 жыл бұрын
I would agree
@LBoomsky
@LBoomsky 3 жыл бұрын
LOL I love the comments that is how u exploit youtube lol
@maddoxlacy9072
@maddoxlacy9072 3 жыл бұрын
Inspector: "okay...lets see how your prison is functioning..." *walks in and its a ----ing farm* Prison owner: "why I do here believe this will be quite the harvest this year, dont you say, my good sir?"
@HungerGamesFan88
@HungerGamesFan88 Жыл бұрын
the voice crack on "that sounds ~pretty balanced~" gets me guud every time thank you
@yaboinaru3653
@yaboinaru3653 Жыл бұрын
Only spiff can turn a prison building game into Farming simulator Ohio edition
@bartowgivens3597
@bartowgivens3597 Жыл бұрын
Ohio ain’t that bad
@bartowgivens3597
@bartowgivens3597 Жыл бұрын
Because I live in Ohio
@user-qj7ny5gd8s
@user-qj7ny5gd8s Жыл бұрын
In fact, this is what Khrushchev did instead of building Gulags
@BiggT_440
@BiggT_440 Жыл бұрын
@@bartowgivens3597 I’m from north Ohio and it ain’t bad, but there’s cornfields fuckin everywhere
@WDemonicPrince
@WDemonicPrince 3 жыл бұрын
Spif: "...we are going to build the most British prison imaginable." Me: "Ah so a colony."
@samsunguser3148
@samsunguser3148 3 жыл бұрын
Australia huh
@dustinwarner7761
@dustinwarner7761 3 жыл бұрын
I for one welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.
@jaykay3561
@jaykay3561 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the video yet but yes, I agree
@samuelmellars7855
@samuelmellars7855 3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't?
@Xarestrill
@Xarestrill 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "... we can drop out tax rate to 1%, it's perfectly fair and legal." Still more than the AAA companies pay in taxes.
@xxGreenRoblox
@xxGreenRoblox 9 ай бұрын
I assume that stands for "A Antideath A department"
@coreytaggart128
@coreytaggart128 2 жыл бұрын
tip when dealing with this type of export, make the export area span top to bottom of the road so you can have more trucks filling at once and get the stuff out faster. More income, and less lag
@atraxian5881
@atraxian5881 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "we are going to make the most British prison of all time!" Me: "australia?"
@StrimClocks
@StrimClocks 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Australia
@o76923
@o76923 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Plantations are more of an American thing.
@kimarna
@kimarna 3 жыл бұрын
No tea plants??
@Wooper160atThePond
@Wooper160atThePond 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they turned your “breaking prison architect by farming trees” video into a whole DLC
@alexnoman1498
@alexnoman1498 3 жыл бұрын
I am convinced this is exactly what happened, no one adds iridium sprinklers and autogatherers by accident.
@dandagames6030
@dandagames6030 3 жыл бұрын
"mom can we have farming simulator?" "We have farming simulator at home." Farming simulator at home:
@Matuse
@Matuse 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the real world, a single ear of corn is bought for about 70 cents...
@RAD-RC
@RAD-RC Жыл бұрын
70 cents? I get them at the store for like 3 for a $1. But I do love in corn land
@chabr1783
@chabr1783 Жыл бұрын
@@RAD-RC in my country you get 1kg for 0.50 cents
@YungSkrtDinger420
@YungSkrtDinger420 3 ай бұрын
@@chabr1783 this dude owns a country holy shit
@chabr1783
@chabr1783 3 ай бұрын
@@YungSkrtDinger420 you dont say "in my country" in english? In here it means like county im in or country i was born in
@YungSkrtDinger420
@YungSkrtDinger420 3 ай бұрын
@@chabr1783 you own country?
@jeffhask367
@jeffhask367 3 жыл бұрын
The government: Is this a prison Spiff: Well yes but no It’s a prison for the farmers!!!
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Spiff could have gotten better subsidies if he had just told the government he was making a farm.
@theencolony5595
@theencolony5595 3 жыл бұрын
"there really is nothing else quite prison architect when it comes to the sensation of violating human rights" **Sad Rimworld noises**
@sbsftw4232
@sbsftw4232 3 жыл бұрын
Arguably, humans on the rim don't really have any rights therefore it doesn't feel the same when you borrow their kidneys.
@redsixx669
@redsixx669 3 жыл бұрын
Hes right you know, kidney snatching is truly not the same without rules to break
@theencolony5595
@theencolony5595 3 жыл бұрын
@@sbsftw4232 I mean, I could go into the lore if ya want, but there are system spanning governments in rimworld, which presumably have SOME code of ethics : p
@timothyoswald8618
@timothyoswald8618 3 жыл бұрын
Soon, prison architect and rimworld will meld. Prison world? No. Rim Architect? Oh yes.
@critickman
@critickman 3 жыл бұрын
Well it all ready happend
@drowzypollinator640
@drowzypollinator640 Жыл бұрын
I think profit could be increased by planting a different batch of corn on separate days instead of all at once. Rotate your crops, not for nutrients, but for logistics of gathering and cpu usage.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
Smart, very smart.
@silkmonkey
@silkmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
Paradox: So Prison Architect? Spiff: ah, profit architect...perfectly balanced!
@Corwin256
@Corwin256 3 жыл бұрын
I, for one, welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.
@RebelSympathyzr
@RebelSympathyzr 3 жыл бұрын
I as well
@BlubiDefault
@BlubiDefault 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "There really is no game quite like Prison Archtitect when it comes to violating basic human rights" Rimworld: Feeding Prisoners their own tribemates while housing 10 of them in a 10 block refrigerated shithole with fresh delicious corpses in it
@Avigorus
@Avigorus 3 жыл бұрын
The only real exploit in this playthrough is getting that detention center grant when you have zero prisoners lol
@KaguroDraven
@KaguroDraven 3 жыл бұрын
"We're going to be building possibly the most British prison of all time" So Australia?
@moomflr4367
@moomflr4367 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh god it’s almost harvesting season” **laughs in bannerlord**
@Simply_Pip
@Simply_Pip 2 жыл бұрын
I like the spiffing Brits puns just like my crops, in the dirt and never watered.
@alessandrolangosco1033
@alessandrolangosco1033 Жыл бұрын
Spiff went corn-mad one year before the rest of us, a true trendsetter. It's corn!
@meilinchan7314
@meilinchan7314 11 ай бұрын
He went bananas.
@KrisS602
@KrisS602 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Bam! It's bananas---" Gwen Stefani: "B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
@BlazeMakesGames
@BlazeMakesGames 3 жыл бұрын
He should have made a single cell in the middle of the corn fields to host the most confused prisoner ever
@tachyon8317
@tachyon8317 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff - *mentions corn* Zach - *heavy breathing*
@Sophia-vk5bq
@Sophia-vk5bq 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff’s GF “What are you up to Spiff me luv?” Spiff Making cornography.
@CEOofNano
@CEOofNano 3 жыл бұрын
Guess I'm the only one who can imagine not commenting a list of words that will cause the youtube algorithm to suggest the video more. Oh how my glass house shimmers beautifully in the morning sun, time to dabble in my favorite hobby of projectile minerology
@platypus6810
@platypus6810 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve descended into corn-based madness” and “No one will ever know of the atrocities that have been committed here in the name of corn farming” are my new favourite lines from anything ever
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "We're going to be building, quite possibly, the most british prison of all time." Me: Australia?
@loganl7547
@loganl7547 2 жыл бұрын
Corn, IRL, is one of the most profitable produces because of chemistry, it's converted into bio-diesel, high fructose corn syrup, it's also used in batteries, plastics, glue, alcohol, and perhaps most importantly, ethanol, which is a component of commercially sold gasoline. So corns high price isn't exactly unrealistic.
@vojtechstepanek7145
@vojtechstepanek7145 3 жыл бұрын
Game about managing a colony of survivors in a hostile environment: Spiffing Brit builds a giant prison labor camp. Game about managing prison population and exploiting their free labor: Spiffing Brit builds an absolutly legal farm. Why? For the glory of Yorkshire Tea, of course!
@katanah3195
@katanah3195 3 жыл бұрын
Both of these things are just so stereotypically British. For the glory of tea, indeed.
@habsmonmin2976
@habsmonmin2976 3 жыл бұрын
I got a hunch that the next vid is "Reddit and the stock market is a perfectly balanced game, WITH NO EXLOITS"
@user-wx7oh2qu3c
@user-wx7oh2qu3c Жыл бұрын
Be careful Spiff, Monsanto is watching you not use their specific cursed corn seed
@SteefPip
@SteefPip Жыл бұрын
It's a good thing you're not a pirate, because then you'd only get a buck an ear.
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 3 жыл бұрын
What's ironic, is that Corn isn't profitable without government subsidies.
@jacqwith
@jacqwith 3 жыл бұрын
I, for one, welcome our pink flamingo overlords
@glytchmeister9856
@glytchmeister9856 3 жыл бұрын
I believe the word you’re looking for is “plantation”...
@tnerbtnerb5136
@tnerbtnerb5136 Жыл бұрын
5 bucks says the developers saw Spiff's video on turning the game into a giant tea plantation and came up with this DLC as a result :P
@prezzyjim
@prezzyjim 3 жыл бұрын
So instead of a Prison, he created Australia...
@enderdrive
@enderdrive 3 жыл бұрын
Same thing.
@larrybrowser8286
@larrybrowser8286 3 жыл бұрын
@@enderdrive LOL
@ceprithea9945
@ceprithea9945 3 жыл бұрын
jesus scrolling down to the comment section feels like walking into a room full of people in black robes chanting an incantation or something
@darkassasion
@darkassasion 3 жыл бұрын
I know right
@LegendRed01
@LegendRed01 3 жыл бұрын
I need to understand this: He is not letting his farmers out He is hiring farmers to work He didn't run a prison But those hired farmers must work and can't leave
@yodathe6037
@yodathe6037 3 жыл бұрын
This man has a point
@Mustafa_AhmedPGH
@Mustafa_AhmedPGH 9 ай бұрын
Spiff: *Breaks his computer in pursuit of infinite money* @LetsGameItOut: "First time, eh?"
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 2 ай бұрын
Hasn’t LGIO only managed to toast his computer once, though? The dynamite episode?
@just_a_turtle_chad
@just_a_turtle_chad 3 жыл бұрын
An awesome turtle has certified this video with a Turtle Badge of Approval.
@MotoHikes
@MotoHikes 3 жыл бұрын
POV: You're scrolling through the comments trying to find a normal one
@StrimClocks
@StrimClocks 3 жыл бұрын
Try up voting all the comments
@curtgavin7845
@curtgavin7845 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this small break in the horrific copypasta 😂
@Luna_495
@Luna_495 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna read normal comments about the video, is that too much ask for? XD
@nearlyepic4831
@nearlyepic4831 3 жыл бұрын
What's going on though?
@woaddragon
@woaddragon 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@marcofigueiredo6469
@marcofigueiredo6469 3 жыл бұрын
Its amazing how fast you can talk and how much continuous, non stop talking you can fill the entire video. Your awesome!
@SebastianVazquezFerrero
@SebastianVazquezFerrero 2 жыл бұрын
The second he switched from corn to bananas (missing a possible pun on the US' United Fruit Company own imperialism and colonialism), he became an... Ex-corn.
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 2 ай бұрын
Get your coat.
@mattbean8076
@mattbean8076 3 жыл бұрын
So how about a “The US stock market is perfectly balanced with no exploits” video next?
@tictac2102
@tictac2102 3 жыл бұрын
Point of view: you’re watching people comment key words.
@trond9229
@trond9229 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
@lipa7427
@lipa7427 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is going on?
@calebsomething1712
@calebsomething1712 3 жыл бұрын
@@lipa7427 Essentially commenting these keywords causes the KZfaq algorithm to recommend this video to others.
@CElliott994
@CElliott994 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a callback to a recent video (maybe it’s a call forward)? Where spiff is trying to close off a problem with KZfaq’s algorithm which creates views in user groups that aren’t interested by putting keywords in the comments. (I think that’s accurate but hung down the video just in case).
@thesandman78
@thesandman78 3 жыл бұрын
OH FINALLY SOMEONE NOT COMMENTING KEY WORDS
@Proto0w0
@Proto0w0 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea every morning for a year now because of you.
@lg5211
@lg5211 3 жыл бұрын
Farmer: "It's almost harvesting season."
@whitey6174
@whitey6174 2 жыл бұрын
AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR
@Doomquill
@Doomquill 3 жыл бұрын
"I've descended into corn-based madness!" Yes...YES!!
@agentiq007
@agentiq007 3 жыл бұрын
For Corn!
@Flippirino
@Flippirino 3 жыл бұрын
As an Iowan I can safely say, you can never have too much corn
@thewaterfish4102
@thewaterfish4102 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember when he did this but with tea like a year ago?
@dakooie5682
@dakooie5682 3 ай бұрын
Mismanaged Prisons and a massive amounts of corn? This may just be the most American video Spiff has ever created…
@JatHatXD
@JatHatXD 3 жыл бұрын
Some say he still sees corn around him to this day and many more to come
@redsixx669
@redsixx669 3 жыл бұрын
Also how it feels to live in iowa
@Necrobin
@Necrobin 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "please insert the laugh track" Also Spiff: "Don't mind if I do"
@Exxt3R
@Exxt3R 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff is Legion, for Spiff is many.
@biteme9486
@biteme9486 3 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a prison in Louisiana called Angola where they make money having the prisoners grow food and paying them pennies. Oh and it’s built on top of a former slave plantation......... This country sometimes
@RandarTheBarbarian
@RandarTheBarbarian Жыл бұрын
Is it fair to say it's built on top of a former slave plantation when Angola is a current slave plantation?
@biteme9486
@biteme9486 Жыл бұрын
@@RandarTheBarbarian Slave labor is there sure, but I don't think the prisoners themselves can be called slaves. The warden doesn't get to buy and sell prisoners nor are the prisoners treated like livestock
@tribopower
@tribopower 3 жыл бұрын
I come from the future to tell you Brit that you need to make a video called "The stock market is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" its the only way to fix the mess that happens on the future, I am counting on you
@michaeltomasicchio6895
@michaeltomasicchio6895 3 жыл бұрын
The most British prison ever huh? Funny, this doesn’t look like Australia.
@trond9229
@trond9229 3 жыл бұрын
if took me 50 pages to find a comment that was not: Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
@DoomRater
@DoomRater 3 жыл бұрын
Literally America right now. Biden is only starting to take action against removal of private prisons where this very thing can happen.
@SmorjaGrus
@SmorjaGrus 3 жыл бұрын
"It aint much but its honest work"
@christophermcmillan9948
@christophermcmillan9948 2 жыл бұрын
All hail all of our perfectly balanced and exceedingly beautiful overlords
@shunyaku7759
@shunyaku7759 3 жыл бұрын
Actually Spiff, this is 100% realistic. Corn is HEAVILY subsidized in America.
@cookiesnibbler7595
@cookiesnibbler7595 3 жыл бұрын
"The most british prison of all time" So you're making Australia?
@iguanainasuit
@iguanainasuit 3 жыл бұрын
"Spiffing Brit looks at comments section" *Oh my god, what have i done*
@trond9229
@trond9229 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “KZfaq is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
@gortee495
@gortee495 3 жыл бұрын
whey are all over the comment section
@gortee495
@gortee495 3 жыл бұрын
send help
@gortee495
@gortee495 3 жыл бұрын
SOS
@progenji372
@progenji372 3 жыл бұрын
24:30 I thought it stands for classic British tea for our glorious queen.
@daixensorest
@daixensorest 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll need CBT" *SPITS OUT DRINK*
@cdecent7
@cdecent7 3 жыл бұрын
me and the boys in the stock market 📈 doing exploits irl
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 3 жыл бұрын
Shares go brrrrrr.
@kaikart123
@kaikart123 3 жыл бұрын
@@Novasky2007 nooo you can't just disturb our money making scheme
@simonscience5846
@simonscience5846 3 жыл бұрын
**ALERT TO O5 HIGH COMMAND SCP-1507 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT**
@MattHew-rq8zw
@MattHew-rq8zw 3 жыл бұрын
"SCP-1507, colloquially known as ... the pink flamingo... Debriefing will take place at 04:00 hours"
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 3 жыл бұрын
Containment Team Bravo is Down Repeat - Bravo Down Its So PINK arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ! [Transmission Lost]
@Kaltsit-
@Kaltsit- 3 жыл бұрын
Praise be to the Pink Flamingo Overlords. And to The Spiffing Brit.
@leonmanthey6462
@leonmanthey6462 3 жыл бұрын
dying, absolutely dying with laughter as he kept getting more and more incredulous with his talk of corn
@nicememe4578
@nicememe4578 3 жыл бұрын
You’ve effectively made the farmers prisoners.
@wooeo9962
@wooeo9962 3 жыл бұрын
Minecraft farm in a dictatorship server be like:
@DerpsWithWolves
@DerpsWithWolves 3 жыл бұрын
Prison game: "Actually is Farm Simulator 2021."
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