Lizards lose their tail when frightened. So all we need to do is go scare some Komodo dragons and the world will have an endless supply of death free meat!

the idea of biting into a piece of bread and watermelon at the same time makes me physically cringe

You two are the fruitiest looking straight men I’ve seen. I’m living for it

this was one of the first videos i saw when i found this channel and let me tell you i did spend all 17 minutes and two seconds wondering whether or not will and ian were life partners

Burnt watermelon smells sooooo bad. I don't know how you did it.. Id rather eat one of I did a thing's Komodo dragon burgers.

I like how Simone is immediately concerned when William brings up the number of legs her dog has

This the most erotic William Osman video by far

Odd one, but around the 2 minute mark you mentioned chopping off a piece of a critter and letting the remainder live. We actually do that in some cases - Adam Ragusa on youtube did a video regarding this topic. In that video he was talking about how a certain kinda crab is only harvested for their claws, so they haul the crabs and then pluck a claw if its above a certain size. They only pluck one claw and then release the crab back into the sea. The crabs do (sometimes) survive this, think it was ultimately like a roughly 50% chance. The claws regrow, and do not lose a significant amount of hemolymph due to a release socket that closes automatically to prevent bleeding. So if the crab survives the initial few days without its claw, it will likely live to regrow its claw and carry on. Still pretty horrific, but I guess a 50% survival chance is better than a 0%...

truly pushing the boundaries of science, thanks william very cool

Lmaoo love this video. More of this duo’s adventures please

“We’re not flaming you” 2 seconds later: “ are you a dirty lying journaliiiiist?!”

2:34 plants actually DO scream when you cut them, however it is hypersonic so you cant hear it

The people who disliked can’t handle a little bit of friendly homoeroticism

Will: "So if meat comes from animals and they don't need all legs..." Simone: *Don't*

“My wife is lost in the warehouse” MTF alpha, a class D personnel has entered SCP-3008, and will require extraction

I'm glad I wasn't the only who felt that man to man relationship vibe from this video.

William: *asks Simone about her dog* Simone's face: *absolute terror*

The perfectly cut “are you gonna take the leg off-“ is what really got me

New episode of Breaking Bad is insane. They took cookin to a different level.

"This is awesome!" "This is a disaster." "This is great!"

this is the strangest, yet most beautiful friendship ever. we are all blessed to witness these two in action

Dad: "Why are you watching gay men?" Me: "They're Californian, dad" Dad: "Ah."

The way they are dressed in the beginning of the video is hilarious 😂

I feel like if I walked into a gay bar I'd see at least 7 dudes dressed like them in the beginning These are fits worn by kings and kings only

Alternate Title: “Two gay dads cook vegan thanksgiving for their adopted son”

It's funny to see idubbbz hesitate to take a bite of a watermelon hotdog when I've seen him bake his own hair into a cake and eat it

You know I came here to learn how to cook the perfect watermelon burger, but ended up learning far more about something else... Love.

I think this might be my favorite collab on KZfaq, like, ever. Y’all are so funny together, I love it

This is not how I imagined William to do his coming out...

In a stunning turn of events, William takes 17 minutes to deduce that watermelon doesn't taste like meat.

I'm really glad William found another boy to be chaotic with

Also, I adore how entertaining your sponsorships are. I am never not amused watching these videos

Will's content has moved from science to dark magic.

This is the most unhinged, oddly homoerotic yet straight while retaining an element of 'boys will be boys' video that i've ever seen and i'm here for it.

I wish plants actually said “bruh” when you killed them

this is exactly why we need a way to group our subscriptions i cant for the life of me remember who that second person is and yet I'm 100% certain I'm subbed to him.

Always highly enjoy the "that one kid in class who can turn his eyelids inside out and won't stop showing everyone" energy this channel provides

Ian: Eats pickles in a sewer Also Ian: Reluctant to eat cooked watermelon with mustard

thank you for including my favourite dish of raw tofu drowned in soy sauce, I feel seen.

iDubbbz: Ate the Hair Cake _and_ the Human Cake Also iDubbbz: Won't eat hot dog made of watermelon

The image of William in a pink tank top and Ian in only a leather jacket will haunt my mind until I die

Simone slowly realizing what Will was implying about animals and losing a leg, then the absolute panic in her tone once she realized what the video was getting at.

For the record, safety fourth. Style, function, comfort, safety.

I didn’t know How To Basic was going to be a part of this. I’m thoroughly enjoying this video from start to finish.

Ian literally turns into the funniest man alive when he has someone to play off of, especially william

This just feels like a very looong beginning of a very cuestionable gay porno. 10/10

“Depending on the size of the dog and what leg it is…WAIT ARE YOU GONNA take the leg of..”

I love these collaborations they're great

Simone: "Dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra" Meanwhile Scraps is stumbling in the background.

Cat Warehouse: Has so much inventory on hand that it's created a fire hazard. Also Cat Warehouse: Creates more inventory to commemorate said fire hazard.

I love that Caretaker freaks out at 12:15 Shows she really cares

"Today we put soy back in boy" -Wiliam Osman 2020

I just watched 12 minutes of two men harassing a watermelon

"we're not gonna eat you!" "Yeah-" _mid-roll ad electric guitar noises_ *"beef. It's what's for dinner."*

You guys seem really fun, like you can turn any weird situation into a fun one.

8:36 "If there's crusties on your girl I'm gonna tell you right now take her to an OBGYN." This may be one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard 😂

"I don't like hot watermelon" somehow just ties it all together.

"wait aRE YOU GOING TO TAKE A LEG OFF-"

Fun fact, Plants do scream, but instead of an audible sound thy release a smell. The smell of freshly cut grass is actually thousands of grass blades screaming out to warn their brethren. FUN!!!

I didn't realize I needed a William Osman & How to Basic crossover, but I'm so happy it happened.

I just wanna know who has the ninja

when i was 11 a girl in my class discovered that meat does come from animals and she cried

I have laughed enough times after watching 3 of your videos now, that having subbed will be a benefit to my health.

Gotta be my favorite video bro. I love you so much please make more

Congratulations on your most homoerotic video to date. It was a masterpiece

watermelon: is 98% water random journalist: "I have found the substitute of meat"

Poor Simone 😂😂😂, the fact she logically went through and thought about the logistics as well was incredible

The idea and story behind the “fire safety sale” is hilarious. really good ad

YOU HAVE TO WASH THE PASTRAMI AFTER YOU BRINE IT LMAO, IF YOU DONT ITS GONNA BE SUPER SALTY XD

The leather jacket and short short combo. Ian got me about to risk it all

This is hands down the best video I've seen.

OMG these videos actually, genuinely make me laugh. The motorcycle part made me cry laugh.

Why did they cut the orange that way? They must not have had an air compressor handy

"and this is my wife's favorite [shirt]" shirt: little willy club

Big Willy and funny wheelchair guy working together gives me such amazing vibes. They really are perfect for each other. In the “humping each other while starting the motorcycle” way. Totally no unresolved tension here. Love the beer belly and open leather jacket look.

This should be a series

The worst part was when they rode a motorcycle in short shorts. People wear leather on bikes for a reason

I have to be honest, seeing Will in that bright pink tank top he's looking in pretty good shape. Willy's been lifting his weights ;)

“Eat queefs, not meet” - Idubbbz *uncomfortable noise* - Will

William talking about taking a leg off for meat but keeping the animal alive has the same energy as Dwight Schrute's burger on the go invention that allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers (or twelve sliders) from a horse without killing the animal.

Why do Ian and William both look like they just finished filming a Village People music video?

-in the boardroom with William- Boss: "Does anybody know how to raise revenue this quarter?" William: "I got it...cat t-shirts." Boss: "why is that your answer to everything"

I loved the how to basic bit

i love the chaos of william and ian together

This seems like something you would find in an obscure corner of cable TV. That's what makes it so great.

The new hit single from Harold Stylish, “Watermelon Burger Why”

Pure ingenuity i love this

William: “You can’t extract meat without killing it.” Aleph Farms: Hold my lab grown meat

I love how empty their condiment supply is. Like they don’t have to plan out a video beyond “let’s cook watermelon” for it to go viral

The irony of William Osman making an "infrequent uploader" joke is killing me.

Michael: "this is really salty" Michael 2 minutes later: *adds capers*

You know he’s ballin when he makes 2 advertisements that take up half the video

I actually assumed through the title that he'd do the thing where you change the cells and you grow the meat and then I realized that this was the man who made a robot to butter toast.

idubbbz ate a cake made from vomit but was hesitant to take a bite of a watermelon hotdog

The how to basic section was done perfectly

Plants do indeed scream, it's just not audible to us. The smell grass gives off is actually it calling for help.

"The saying is that dogs are three legged animals with one leg extra" Dog : proceeds to limp in background

I was expecting the usual "swap out the plant cells in the watermelon with cow cells" type video but I guess that wouldn't have been half as entertaining as this.

“How could you just eat something so cute” Me: sitting on my back porch, eating afew burgers, looking at my neighbor’s place, they have cows, me and a cow make eye cantact, “your brethren is delicious”, I am now scared as to why the cow talked, help

Crustaceans shed their claws when in danger, so just endanger a bunch of crabs and we have infinite meat