Twilight Tik Toks that prevented Jacob from imprinting on Renaissance

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Hi, I hope you're having a wonderful day that is tinted blue and a little rainy, two platonic forehead kisses for you and for Twilight.
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@notyouraverageglowup1057 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone growing up: “team Edward” “team Jacob” Me realizing I’m not straight: “hey guys have you seen Alice”

@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын

My bi self cant decide Jasper or Alice XD

@Annairea 3 жыл бұрын

@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 just put me in a damn sandwich tf

@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын

@@Annairea Ikrrr

@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын

@@Annairea Wait- I know whar ur pfp is from

@Wheezersmom02 3 жыл бұрын

Omg my gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rattlesthecrewmate 3 жыл бұрын

"edward was 107 year old virgin, and yet was laying pipe like a property brother" IM DECEASED

@fernanda5g 3 жыл бұрын

what does laying pipe mean?

@henryviiiofengland966 3 жыл бұрын

@@fernanda5g He knew how to handle his shrimp. Was good at shoving it

@christina9111 2 жыл бұрын

@@henryviiiofengland966 LMAO AND HE WAS SO TALENTED AT IT THAT HE ACTUALLY GOT HER PREGNANT WITH VENOM TSKSJS and I know thats from 11 months ago but L

@liline_love2257 2 жыл бұрын

@@christina9111 😂😂 I’m dying

@Someone-or8tp Жыл бұрын

He has seen/read/heard about like 100 years worth of erotica so he might have some idea

@inadequatebingus 3 жыл бұрын

nobody hates this saga more than its fandom itself and its beautiful

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

bless us every one

@whatiftherewerejust100peop8 2 жыл бұрын

@@TikestofToks you are very beautiful

@isoldes.5775 2 жыл бұрын

*and it’s cast

@kam163 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody is allowed to hate on the saga as much as we do. It's just illegal

@adsilayano456 2 жыл бұрын

That is… so true, but it is also.. still true. But most only hate on it because of how it turned out. It has sooooo much potential, which is why we still love it that much.

@petitcactusamer 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone ever wonder how tf Bella was allowed to bring that dang cactus on the plane?

@nittoburn4 3 жыл бұрын

IKR NOOOO. And I made it to 100 likes

@milkymommy681 3 жыл бұрын

bro my dad is a pilot and my mom is a plant person. she can fly for free so she flew to florida to bring back tropical plants (we live in ca). so ya lol they don't care abt plants if you're doing domestic travel

@pharrrocks 3 жыл бұрын

I actually snuck a cactus in my luggage back from AZ lol

@graciehawkins 3 жыл бұрын

my question is why she was holding it-

@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why we didnt see it again?:/

@simoner7167 3 жыл бұрын

Emmett was the best vampire, Seth the best werewolve and Charlie the best human in the hole Saga. Edit: Thanks for the likes😍😍

@KaylaNoelle1 3 жыл бұрын

They are all so depressed about being vampires and Emmett and Bella are just like "YOOO DUDE I just found the biggest boulder lets go smash it!!"

@clairerecaprio7919 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly right! Since all the other are so gloomy and sad and depressed, emmett just randomly come to edward be like "yo virgin let's fight some bears", and teasing edward feeling everyday lol

@sagee5763 3 жыл бұрын

Omg so most people had crushes on Edward or Jacob... but I really liked seth lol

@tall90g 3 жыл бұрын

EMMET WAS THE BEST? Alice said hello 😳

@simoner7167 3 жыл бұрын

@@tall90g Alice was also the best. With Emmett 😅

@MelissaBezerra 3 жыл бұрын

y’all team stalker or team child groomer?

@IvoriHonor 3 жыл бұрын

mmm yes, the two best choices of boys. (Eughhh)

@isabellebeedles280 3 жыл бұрын

im team alice :P

@terra5507 3 жыл бұрын

jasper❤️

@schwaben4120 3 жыл бұрын

Not me being team Charlie ✨

@theab3957 3 жыл бұрын

@miriam oof

@kaileegirl1785 3 жыл бұрын

Team CHARLIE!

@atable2505 3 жыл бұрын

More like Team Carlisle

@atable2505 3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute team Charlie implies that Bella should date her father-

@lokirathehunter 3 жыл бұрын

@@atable2505 the teams arent who you want bella to pick, theyre who YOU like.

@boopinthebutt__231 3 жыл бұрын

🥳🥳🥳

@kurootetsurou4944 3 жыл бұрын

Kkkk

@MikalaThurman 3 жыл бұрын

"Laying pipe like a property brother. Like what?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nidhimanoj15 3 жыл бұрын

my humour at this point is literally just people imitating bella's acting 🥴🥴🥴🥴 the lip bites and shrugs and no eye contact PLSSSSSSS

@Littleotter_ 3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the extra blinks per second! 🤪

@Tookish_By_Nature 3 жыл бұрын

As an autistic I find it incredibly relatable, shame I don't think she did that on purpose lol

@Magicalnora 3 жыл бұрын

@@Tookish_By_Nature like right? I can see how for people that was bad acting buy for meee????? *Still avoids eye contact*

@Mdi223 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Charlie was all around the best and only believable character in the series so...

@sarapasss 3 жыл бұрын

He was legit the only mentally stable character in the series... no cap tho

@hollyro4665 3 жыл бұрын

I dunno that cgi baby was pretty realistic 🤣

@Mdi223 3 жыл бұрын

@@hollyro4665 props to the special effects team

@sofiaodilette8545 3 жыл бұрын

True! Besides, the acting in the movies was the Best for this character.

@en.jonsson 2 жыл бұрын

Sure, but honestly he wasn’t THAT amazing as people make him out to be. He literally congratulated Jacob for kissing his daughter, and laughed when Jacob told him she punched him so hard she broke her hand. Legit thought it was great his daughter was assaulted

@abbygailscott9018 3 жыл бұрын

is he like a mind controller... i don’t know but i know he says ✨battle schars✨ had me weaaaaakkkkk 3:42

@briannamushung9890 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t lmao

@vanillapod1 3 жыл бұрын

Yes omg 😂

@NoName-tv5kt 3 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@andrewgarfieldishot.4454 3 жыл бұрын

9:13 “Jasper.. Jasper no.. no. no.” Legit my reaction cuz I love him lol- and when Carlisle died I yelled, “No! Not the hot doctor!” 😂

@ka635 3 жыл бұрын

I was doing mitosis /onion peels with my class and made a twilight reference and no one got it absolutely devastated 😂

@paige.gulbransen_ 3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was in ur class- But ur telling me nobody got it?! That’s just sad 😂

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

A crime!

@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын

@@TikestofToks What was the reference just curious lol

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 The microscope slide assignment when Edward started speaking to Bella

@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын

@@TikestofToks Nice

@emmaebaldwin 3 жыл бұрын

The effort Tyler Warwick puts into his TikToks makes me so happy!!!!

@anaistrying3480 3 жыл бұрын

he even sings the soundtrack 😂

@emmaebaldwin 3 жыл бұрын

@@anaistrying3480 have you seen his baseball scene?! Perfection!

@anaistrying3480 3 жыл бұрын

@@emmaebaldwin I don't remember seeing that one, I really need to see it now omgg

@UIAL570 3 жыл бұрын

“You diamond encrusted -“ I can’t even say the rest I’m laughing so hard, like girl I would’ve throat punched him too

@snobunni4808 3 жыл бұрын

That had me dying

@kaelyn752 3 жыл бұрын

the title-😭😭😭

@ectessy 3 жыл бұрын

I thought i read it wrong-

@Alyssa-yr1kj 3 жыл бұрын

Renaissance 😭

@deedeesdiscounts07 3 жыл бұрын

frrr😭

@michemon-amour9344 3 жыл бұрын

"Helga" Im dying, what in the- even better; "Wet pickle". The award winning name "I don't like it" and "it doesn't get a name".

@meowntown6153 3 жыл бұрын

"Supportive" "Yummy" "And very large" ... "Brian" Accurate, very accurate

@lilscenechick1995 3 жыл бұрын

The one about Edward vs Emmett's POV in Midnight Sun had me crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

@autumnenope4431 3 жыл бұрын

Ok let's be honest we aren't team Jacob or Edward we are team Alice

@victoriafedumenti1941 3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone said it

@deedeesdiscounts07 3 жыл бұрын

THIS ^^

@rubygracemoseley8144 2 жыл бұрын

Always

@TheBridget272 3 жыл бұрын

I literally had the same realization the other day when I watched Twilight for the first time in a long time. I texted my friend and told her I just realized Charlie Swan is the hottest guy on Twilight. #TeamCharlie #ImOldNow

@schwaben4120 3 жыл бұрын

Girl my daddy issues made me realize that 10 yrs ago

@PinksInMyArea 2 жыл бұрын

@@schwaben4120 lmaaoo

@anaistrying3480 3 жыл бұрын

the students one at 4:40 or something was so funny and wholesome

@abbygailscott9018 3 жыл бұрын

Renaissance💀💀💀💀💀💀

@curvybagel 3 жыл бұрын

I would choose the supportive husband type. Well dude Carlisle is the money maker too.

@izzie9437 3 жыл бұрын

I hate Stephenie Meyer so much for not making Leah imprint on Bella and leaving both Edward and Jacob looking like idiots. Pre-new moon Jacob is elite and then smeyer ruined it by adding misogyny, racism, and FOR WHAT

@piercingradiantmoon181 3 жыл бұрын

I fully believe stephenie and the movies wrote jacob to be an unlikable character and do all that dumb crap because when new moon rolled around, everyone flocked go jacob. But if he was a terrible person then they would go back to Edward. And that sucks because Im totally smitten with the bella/jacob pairing :c

@en.jonsson 2 жыл бұрын

Okay not to sound dumb, it’s been years since i last read the books. What racism is in them? I only remember him with forcing himself on her all the time

@dreamiinotdream730 2 жыл бұрын

@@en.jonsson Idk about racism but I do think there was some misrepresentation

@dreamiinotdream730 2 жыл бұрын

So that she could fulfill her fantasy that should’ve stayed in the drafts

@klenlapis6329 Жыл бұрын

Yes, she made a character assassination for Jacob because he was actually supportive in New Moon. Steph didn’t like that it made her Maine guy look like an asswad, and wanted Jac to assault her to make Edward look better. The only reason it happened, because she wanted people to like Edward as much as she did

@angelbattise1514 3 жыл бұрын

"His hair is stu-" Immediate reaction: "Fight me"

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

The /wigs/ are /unique/

@aev5656 3 жыл бұрын

I had this playing in the background whilst doing homework and you will not believe my confusion when I look up and it’s just ✨Paul Hollywood ✨

@angelrobertson3692 3 жыл бұрын

I’m watching it in my room at 2 in the morning and I’m actually dead about the Paul Hollywood one 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@golliragorl6234 3 жыл бұрын

Wait team Jacob and Edward is about them getting with Bella??!!!...shit I thought it was about looks....yeah anyways 👀

@kiakamill 3 жыл бұрын

Same here o.o I was swindled

@kiraanne3524 3 жыл бұрын

In that case she can have Edward

@bea6219 3 жыл бұрын

I was basing it purely on who I'd want. And I want the vampire

@techiepartoriza43 3 жыл бұрын

It's a looks for Edward. And abs for Jacob

@johndemery9627 3 жыл бұрын

10:10 You could see her soul return to her body lmaoo!!

@getlost1457 3 жыл бұрын

0:25 charlie do be cute af doe

@glamorcat3519 3 жыл бұрын

When it Said Wet pickle....I died.... Edit:Holy crap.....SO MANY LIKES Edit 2:HOLY CRAP THIS COMMENT HAS ONLY BEEN OUT FOR 2 WEEKS AND ALREADY HAS 113 LIKES

@addangel 3 жыл бұрын

I ugly snorted 😂

@briannamushung9890 3 жыл бұрын

I died at helga resurrected at dan and then died again at the last two

@crimbleland 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO right

@meowntown6153 3 жыл бұрын

I cackled 😂

@aquilahfarrell9648 3 жыл бұрын

IM DECEASED catch me in my grave yall 4:37

@sunnyd7254 3 жыл бұрын

I needa friend who likes twilight as much as me 😂😭

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

We're all your Twilight friends now

@sunnyd7254 3 жыл бұрын

I feel loved

@skipper6737 3 жыл бұрын

Same...my friends hate twilight lol

@farahyasmin3825 3 жыл бұрын

i honestly miss twilight so much, it hurts (even tho i had a full twiligh marathon yesterday)

@Rachel-xg7hs 3 жыл бұрын

7:04 BRIAN

@xHarlequin 3 жыл бұрын

5:04 they didn’t have to do my man Mike Newton like that 😂

@lesley-annfenwick 3 жыл бұрын

I just realised Bella's dad could like get it.

@poppymorley9838 3 жыл бұрын

7:15 made me so happy- I love his laugh

@Jessica-kx2hv 3 жыл бұрын

"And Brian" I'm deceased!!!

@howishowyou 3 жыл бұрын

0:16 Yes, Jasper. But in the first parts, he looks like a psycho

@pandemelocoton9685 3 жыл бұрын

Casual Robert is best Robert 😂

@lokirathehunter 3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD THE SECOND ONE! Charlie is the most attractive to me now that I'm 30.

@techiepartoriza43 3 жыл бұрын

Same. It used to be Carlisle .

@shilohgrayson 3 жыл бұрын

The title made me giggle for 4 minutes gay

@molliexox.3352 2 жыл бұрын

9:20 LITERALLY ME WHEN I WATCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SAW HIS HEAD GET RIPPED OFF . then I found out it was Alice’s vision . I- SHE SCARED THE HELL OUTA ME

@zule9380 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: Making teams in chat Me: Who is *Renaissance*

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

Join twilight shitposting on facebook LOL

@techiepartoriza43 3 жыл бұрын

It's Renesmee

@michaella2758 3 жыл бұрын

if emmett and jasper had guns 😃 twilight would be way shorter😩🥰

@celadonseas1298 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, renaissance! The demi mortal demon baby.

@modern_disposition 3 жыл бұрын

Okay edward makes me so friggin uncomfy but like Robert?? Damn.

@multifandomedits2253 3 жыл бұрын

4:00 - 5:50 why is nobody talking about these 😭 they’re so good and so funny like

@Ka1tl1n 3 жыл бұрын

1:57 ok but why is the cover actually so good😩

@kinsey11 2 жыл бұрын

idfk but like

@crimbleland 3 жыл бұрын

THE PAUL HOLLYWOOD ONE I CAN’T 😂

@erikthephantom1375 3 жыл бұрын

-6:18 MY MANS Jasper

@reginamachamer821 Жыл бұрын

I wish Stephanie would do a little series, or at least one book, as a prequel that surrounds Rosalie and Emmet and THEIR love story, how they met, etc.

@luvrdelreyy 3 жыл бұрын

Supportive, yUmmY, vERy LaRge, brIAn

@plumdutchess 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get why people call Jacob a pedophile. When it is clearly stated when Quil imprinted on Emily's two year old niece that imprinting has nothing to do with romantic feelings or sexual attraction. It might become that later on, but the imprinter is whatever the imprintee needs them to be.

@mermaidprincess2509 3 жыл бұрын

He's literally grooming her so as soon as she's an adult they get together

@Luciana-hn9kz 2 жыл бұрын

but i know he says "battleshcarshs 😏🐿" 3:43 I JUST CAN'T- 😂😂🤣🤣

@nittoburn4 3 жыл бұрын

4:46 *lmbo this is so funny. I laughed so hard*

@grammarpolice626 3 жыл бұрын

4:37 this had me dead💀💀💀 wet pickle? Bestie where that even come from?

@rebecca...s 3 жыл бұрын

I‘M CRYING BECAUSE OF THE 2ND TIK TOK OMFG kinda true though

@torey4322 3 жыл бұрын

0:22 I feel you girl lol

@happilyeverafterhanna 2 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced Tyler Warwick has watched Twilight more times than Smyers & the actual producers😂

@H.Z.C. 3 жыл бұрын

This is my people,This is where I belong

@BenDover-wc2pc 2 жыл бұрын

"Mr. Shane, it scares me"

@Bunnyrose91 3 жыл бұрын

My type of husband is: VERY LARGE.

@JessicaBiilor 3 жыл бұрын

okay I was not planning on reading midnight sun but now it seems i gotta... bc *emmett*

@raelynnabraham6643 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I split on Charlie my whole life

@cataryad661 3 жыл бұрын

I bet Aro decided not to attack the Cullens and friends because he saw our boy Seth get killed. He’s the bestest boy in the world, and I think, collectively, we all love him to bits

@rubygracemoseley8144 2 жыл бұрын

Edward vs Emmett's minds in Midnight Sun was so accurate and true

@4dd1e98 2 жыл бұрын

i will never experience the same amount of happiness i had when i found out carlsiles, jaspers etc was all alice’s vision

@LingvaChad 3 жыл бұрын

The second vid is so relatable!

@megbri4810 3 жыл бұрын

Why would emmett have a gun?👀 he’s such a luv💕

@hizee5515 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize I needed twilight tik tok videos this bad!

@BehindTheCoco 3 жыл бұрын

these were so funny 😂😂

@potmki6601 3 жыл бұрын

top tier compilation

@daisylovesnoodles2166 3 жыл бұрын

Renaissance is a cute name lmao

@lizeth6400 2 жыл бұрын

At first i was like carlisle and jasper and charlie as a joke but bro i dont think its a joke anymore😫😩✋

@lyn.0422 2 жыл бұрын

10:57 not the 22 jump street 😂

@hadleighs7066 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else gonna talk about how the title says Renaissance...?

@liddle_T 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your wonderful wishes and the lovely kisses. Sending a virtual hug to you cuz your vids make my day..thanks for makin me laugh :))

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks T! I'm so glad!

@FaZerbaby 3 жыл бұрын

That first one... like, a little hypocritical

@TikestofToks 3 жыл бұрын

LOL YOU'RE NOT WRONG

@DuckieSquad Жыл бұрын

I'm in a library rn and everyone looked at me when I started laughing hard at the 5-7-year-old calling Edward "wet Pickle".

@notmaddi6712 2 жыл бұрын

can we talk about the line bella said in the beginning *this will be a good thing…….i think* BITVH SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS GONNA END UP IMMORTAL

@Mexicantajin19 3 жыл бұрын

0:26 quarantine got me simping

@rubygracemoseley8144 2 жыл бұрын

"She's 4'2 and she could still beat you up" wow...that's so Alice

@Junniechi 3 жыл бұрын

You always have the best titles, please keep them coming!

@izzygrooves2514 3 жыл бұрын

6:44 hah more like the wettest place in the continental us

@earthtodevon 3 жыл бұрын

NOT THE PAUL HOLLYWOOD ONE 😭

@haleypuckett7630 3 жыл бұрын

Okay but the twilight photos were amazing

@alondrarj6640 3 жыл бұрын

4:03! thank you! adult me had the same reaction, like fvck Edward!!

@fablesofkitkat 3 жыл бұрын

The second one .. YESSSS REWATCHING MADE ME REALIZE CHARLIE IS THE MOST HANDSOME

@10ksubsswithnovids Жыл бұрын

okay but the one when the guy asked his 5 to 7-year-old students what they would call The Twilight characters had me dying 😭

@cerisehood2531 3 жыл бұрын

Is no one gonna talk about 4:53?!

@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 3 жыл бұрын

5:16 Is the best I died XDD

@bambooproductions4250 3 жыл бұрын

When I heard “BAnk daDDY James” my soul left my body!

@yerawizardjimmeh809 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Rosalie in Midnight Sun: 4:29

@happilyeverafterhanna 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen so many Tyler Warwick tik toks at this point, I could tell the “Bella on her way to ask Edward how he stopped the van” one was him just by looking at the wig😂