LOL joke thanks

That's a good one!

Thanks for your kind words!

I want to thank you for listening!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you and thank you for the joke. It was funny!!

Hahahahaha!

Man, that was hilarious!!!

I'm glad!

Yup, and it's rare that others think clean jokes are funny. The laugh tracks on televised sitcoms have programmed the sense of humor of the masses for decades now.

Glad you like them!

Johan I could NOT understand what he said for the punchline at the end of the first joke.

Sorry about that... The punchline is that the Amish man was asking the banker, "what do you have for collateral"

Glad you like them!

Thanks, you too!

Thanks for watching

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thanks

@@JamesMillerComeandDine Yes Sir!

Yes indeed!

Two Amish women picking potatoes, one picks up a huge potato covered in mud, and says this reminds me of Eli’s balls. The other woman exclaims oh my! are they that big!? The first woman replies No, but they are that dirty! 😂

@MOTORHEADROCKS As were Motorhead, they said so themselves and the joke was on you.

That's funny!

Lol

an oldie, but goodie.

But they don't upvote, like and subscribe...

@MOTORHEADROCKS pretty broad brush you are using. There are good and not so good in every crowd.

Glad you enjoyed it

Yes, I know I am a sinner and these two jokes were lighthearted. I am a Baptist and yet if I was told a Baptist joke in the manner that I told these two Amish joke I would laugh at them!

Not as hilarious as Trumps exit from the Whitehouse, and the lack intellect from those who think he’s going back in 2024.

@@MrStubat Because the Democrats never cheat and Brandon is doing so well. Delusional much commie?

Out having the celebration drink as the murderer got off Scott free are you. Nice bit of unbiased input from the judge eh. Tucker Carlson came in his pants

They own them and hire drivers

It's called "Come and Dine", just found it

Lol!!

Perfect And I had to hit read more for the punchline which even made it better reading it to my wife

I didn't say that

More lies

Your welcome!

@@JamesMillerComeandDine 👍😏

Or run a store

@forget_your_life He wouldn't, The Amish don't own or drive motor vehicles.

@@noahway13The Amish do shop for things, and they do own stores and other businesses.

@@kh3612 That’s why I asked. The joke doesn’t make sense in that respect.

Pretty sure he said there was nothing wrong with a good, clean joke. From that point of view, if "too mennonite" is be viewed as "two men a night" then your joke would be disqualified as not a clean joke, due to joking about fornication or adultery. Gotta play by the rules if you want to win.

@@PapaPepper What? You've got such a dirty mind to interpret my joke that way! Shame on you!

@@TornadoCAN99 then please explain the punchline

@@PapaPepper Mennonite are kind of the same old time religion as the Amish. But the Amish are more strict. No cars or modern devices. Mennonites as a rule use modern machinery and automobiles but are still very religious.

@@rayalevesque of course, but that doesn't really make a joke, does it. That's like saying "Why was the Lutheran girl excommunicated?... too Baptist" See, Lutherans and Baptists are people just like the Amish and Mennonites, but that doesn't make a punchline for a joke. Because too mennonite sounds like two men a night, it's a dirty phonetic joke, and adultery or fornication would lead to excommunication. It's not that I am ignorant of the existence of Mennonites, it's that he claimed his joke would beat the other too, but the parameters of the jokes were "clean jokes," whereas his was a dirty joke

I live in North Carolina.

The Pennsylvania Dutch ARE the Amish or the Mennonites. When they convert to mere Anabaptist and are no longer required to be “plain”, they are no longer called “Pennsylvania Dutch”, just pacifistic. Or when they move away from Central PA, of course :-) . The first joke mentioned an old truck. The Amish can ride in your truck, but not own it, except to sell it ASAP, whereas Mennonites just strip off or paint over the chrome. Also, the Amish are getting out of agriculture, selling the farms to the Mennonites, and shifting to light industries like furniture construction.

@@Egilhelmson Thanks for this information clarification.

No they aren't.

Yes, when in actuality I guess Amish do not use electricity?!

@@JamesMillerComeandDine they separate business life from home life so it’s fine…if it had been in the home then there’d be a problem

I've been to a few Amish stores. They generally use skylights and gas lights for illumination. Cash registers were run by solar panels outside.

Lol🤣🤣

The second joke is about how the Amish people are non-violent people. The two robbers thought that the Amish man store would be an easy steal and that no harm would come to them. That is the purpose of the second joke. The punchline is the Amish store owner does not mean any harm... but if they stayed where he was shooting at, they would be hurt. I hope that this helps.

I went back and looked at the opening and I should have double checked:)

Yes, I do believe they are.

@@JamesMillerComeandDine That explains their excellent crazy humour.

@@JamesMillerComeandDine Actually, they're originally from the Emmental in Switzerland. As they were persecuted, they kept moving northwards, up through Strassburg and Luxemburg, finally arriving in Holland, where they boarded ships for America. When they arrived in Philadelphia on the Dutch ships, people assumed they were Dutch. This was reinforced by their answer to the question "What nationality are you?" as they responded in their Swiss dialect, "Wir sind düütch," which means "We're German Swiss." That's what caused the Americans to call them Pennsylvania Dutch.

The Amish and Mennonites are at least as nonviolent as Quakers if not more so. Richard Nixon was a Quaker who was in the Navy during WWII, like many others, whereas the Amish or Mennonites served, when they did, only as other Conscientious Objectors could, in hospitals as orderlies.

@@Egilhelmson All I’m saying is that it was originally a joke about Quakers.

@@mikethebeginner It makes more sense to us because we know Quakers are pacifists. It doesn't come as a surprise that Amish and Mennonites are also but Quakers have the well-known reputation.

For business but not in their homes.

He bought it to sell it in the town, according to the joke.

they make it to sell, it’s a common business

@@bostonrailfan2427 selling their sinful wares??