"how many people do you want to offend in one video?" twoset: yes

“the cello’s too heavy” the most violinist thing i’ve ever heard

Eddy: Trombones are always sliding around, it's a hazard Also Eddy: Plays violin with a bow

TwoSet: "Flute is better than clarinet because clarinet transposes" Also TwoSet: *Places trumpet five tiers above trombone*

Woodwind instruments: “We are the family, together we are strong!” String instruments: “It’s kill or be killed, every man for himself!”

Me: plays viola, sees title, knows what to expect TwoSet: puts viola in S category for 0.000000000007 seconds Me: happiness sounds

Me, a violist: ... TwoSet: Says all the good parts of a violin without mentioning they apply to viola

as a representative of the viola community, I thank you very much for giving us 1 second of glory, it was very nice.

Twoset be like, let’s offend all of them in one video

at least i won't forget my piano at the airport

Dude, bassoon is so cool. It has the highest and lowest range for any wind instrument. The concertos are sooo good.

I think they heard a saxophone player in a practice room practicing overtones and it scarred them for life, and now they hate the saxophone. I totally agree, everytime I practice overtones it sounds like a screaming banshee is flying out of my horn, but its just so helpful in the long run tho.

I haven't watched and I already know the viola is going to be disrespected somehow

Me: plays viola Also me: sees title Ah shyt, here we go again

As a Pianist, my ego is grateful 😈

As a violist, I clicked on this video anyway, knowing exactly what was going to happen lol

**sees that cannons aren’t on the tier list** *_*sad tchaikovsky noises*_*

"Guitar is too overplayed" Violin and Piano sitting in S-tier: *sweats musically*

5:06 Where it all began.

Once again, as a viola, I am offended that recorder was higher than us.

Me: Sees this video Me: **nervously gulps** Uh oh

TwoSet: Complains about instruments not being able to project TwoSet: Puts saxophone on F because it can project

Double bass can actually project beautifully in solo setting, it’s always nice to hit that high note in a solo piece and hear it echo throughout the hall

I play the oboe and while I do think it’s hard (for other people) and frustrating to keep up with, it sounds very beautiful when played correctly and added vibrato. A Tier is a good place to put it.

Imagine spending 6 years of your life playing tuba only to see it placed in F tier and being forced to agree with it.

“Let’s move piano up” me: quietly makes happy piano noises

As a member of the French Horn community. I believe you have upset us all, but what you said about us was pretty accurate. In my section, we have 2 amazing horns, me and my friend, then we have the “Meh” sounding horn players which have way too much confidence, making them play bad. 🙃 Edit: I just realized this was posted 2 years ago…

As a pianist and clarinetist, I am actually quite pleased with myself

“Triangle is a bit ‘ding ding’” - Brett, 2020 Edit 5-3-22: I haven’t gone back to this in literally a year and 1k likes??? That’s honestly crazy!! Thanks so much, let’s continue to support our ding dings 💕

"The cello's too heavy" me carrying my double bass up 4 floors to the practise room: Yes?

Tuba is F and clarinet is in C. Ima go find the nearest cliff one sec

This is the CORRECT music tier list: S: all instruments A: B: C: D: E: F: This concludes my tier list thank you

I almost cried when eddy said that the viola has a good repertoir

As a jazz trombonist I have to agree that our trombone slide is absolutely a hazard to the people in front of us

The bassoon is a beautiful instrument bro as a bassoonist I feel we never get opportunities to play good pieces we just get the dead base parts when we can easily play the tune

Twoset: Every instrument exists for a reason Chicken: *exists*

Brett and eddy- *puts viola in S* Me- *HAPPY VIOLIST NOISES* Eddy- oh shoot that’s a viola *puts in F* Me- *depressed viola noises*

French Horn should be S tier all day!

I love how most of the instruments I was also thinking for my top tier list are the same as theirs

They said guitar was a C because wonderwall was overplayed when flight of the bumble bee is still out there

My clarinetist sister: about to roast me when she is higher than me Twoset: moves cello up Me: :D Twoset: moves clarinet down My sister: :l

"I feel like guitar is overplayed" *says a violin player*

TwoSet: Violin can do things piano can't. Me: can you play 8 note chords? And we can do gliss, pizz, and tremolo. Can you play bass cleff? No offense though I play violin to! You guys are the best!

"Bass is at E for Epic." Davie: **He's right, but he's wrong.**

The three greatest instruments in history: Piano, Violin, CHICKEN

5:05 , this was the moment that started one of history's greatest music battles - "Davie504 vs Two set violin" Like those who agree.....

As a member of the tuba community, I am thoroughly surprised you put the horn above us. Love your videos!

"Guitar is too overplayed" Classical guitarists angrily staring at electric guitarists Electric guitarists angrily staring at acoustic guitarists Acoustic guitarists not noticing anything.

leaf being higher than some other instruments b & e: "that's offensive to all intsruments" also b & e: *puts chicken on s tier*

Them: “ok that’s it” Bass clarinet: *cry’s in middle child*

All the clarinet gang out here: One day, THEY WILL KNOW OUR TRUE VALUES!!!!! DAMN YOU TWOSET!!!!( just kidding about the last part I will support anything for TwoSet! I also play piano)

editor-san while editing this video be like : " how to save these two dads from being cancelled due to this video? i still need my job"

"The guitar is so overplayed" Violin: *I'll pretend I didn't see that*

As a saxophone player, Ling Ling insurance barely saved you. Saxophone should have been at least B tier. I know sometimes it can sound like a chicken being strangled, but in the right hands it can be a very beautiful instrument.

I've played many instruments, it seems fair. Heres some of my thoughts: Oboe (i'm learning): good spot, hard to master and play but has very nice tone Piano (played / play): uhh sure, it's well know and great way to learn music theory Clarinet (played / play): kinda fair, the tone of a clarinet is very nice, in fact I personally like it better than the silvery flute sound Xylophone (played): actualy played vibraphone and marimba but xylo could be higher but prety fair where placed Now to the ones I experience everyday but haven't played: Trumpets: good, but can you stop playing fortisissimo Trombone: could be higher, has some cool stuff and the slide is very unique and can make gliss like strings Saxes: sure. maaaaaaybe E tier Tuba: cmon it's like the bass, need it or else it feels empty. Very much needed in chamber music Flutes: too many ppl try to play it

You’re jealous of the low brass because we decide when the audience hears you, by resting.

"Triangle is a bit... ding ding" Ling Ling insurance will blacklist you guys

Tambourine repertoire can be really cool! I played a fast-paced piece that included thumb crescendo rolls and 16th stoccato notes. I wish I could remember the piece but it was super fun and interesting to listen to.

If you include jazz repertoir trumpet and sax get a tier of their own

we all pray in the comments that our instruments get a high/decent tier *edit* if you or a loved one suffers from low tier, you may be entitled to ling ling insurance compensation

Twoset : uploads this Violists : we're so dead

Tuba brings many things to a band such as a richer sound and tuba is one of the most important instruments in a band though tuba on its own does not stick out when in a band or orchestra tuba makes it sound amazing

As a violist, thank you for the bump up😂

Twoset: “recorder is E tier” Lucie Horsch: “do I have to roast u again??”

“Bass Guitar” Expectations: S tier for SLAPP Reality: E tier for EPICC

As a flute and piano player I respect your choices for those two

I feel like this list would change drastically depending on what section people play

Alternate title: " Twoset roasting every single instrument except from violin and piano"

*eddy and brett on every instrument:* “it’s nice but it just doesn’t project” also eddy and brett: *complains about how the saxophone projects too much*

As a French Horn player, I agree with your reasons but I still think it should in the A tier. As an acoustic guitarist I think that you should have bumped up the guitar to B tier. Also guitars are not over played.

Rewatching this epic beginning of this EPIC battle 😎

Me, a saxophone player: Maybe this time there will be some saxophone representation! Twoset: Immediately puts it in F teir Me: YES A SAXOPHONE!

Low brass: I hope they respect our part in the orchestra Twoset: I don't think I will

I’m learning bassoon soon and I’m proud to be a soon owner of the ultimate meme instrument.

When people think I play Bassoon or Oboe bc Clarinets look like them: 👁👄👁

"If there is anyone present whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon". -Johannes Brahms I think I now know who is the role model for Brett and Eddy.

Brett: *trying to rate instruments* Eddy: look if you put the trumpet there it’s a *DIAMOND* Brett and Eddy: *amazed*

I almost swallowed my tongue when Eddy, said, “viola actually does have some good repertoire.”

I play the bassoon. I think it's a very expressive instrument, and it's kind of funny. But there's only classical music for it, where it's often kind of boring.

Maybe you can't carry piano, but at least you won't forget to get it to the airport!

eddy: bass is e for "ePiC" davie 504: *seriously considers collab* eddy: double bass is better than electric bass davie 504: nmd

As a member of the saxophone 🎷 community we feel very upset by the arrangement and want a redo of this video with an accurate rating as of not worse than a leaf. We hope u consider us more as we are often leads and the band and the rest of the band can not function very well without us. We thank you for your time.

9:21 “You don’t really have jazz clarinet.” Benny Goodman wants to have a word with you.

TwoSet: *rates all the instruments* we’re not gonna roast every instrument Also twoset: *low-key roasts every instrument except the violin*

Eddy: “You don’t really have jazz clarinet” Benny Goodman, Archie Shaw, New Orleans Clarinetists: *angry jazz toots*

"You don't really have jazz clarinet" *cries in jazz clarinet*

Bruh, wtf am i doing here?! I don't even have and play an instrument. I have a nightshift at KZfaq tomorrow.

"Triangle's a bit ding-ding." Opera's a bit sing-sing. Violin's very Ling Ling.

Twoset: sorry clarinets but you’re a transposing instrument Me playing an Eb instrument trying to transpose: *sob* YOU’RE NOT THE ONE THAT HAS TO SUFFER

It is so heartwarming to see your favorite KZfaqrs wear a shirt you have too

This is drum slander you'll be hearing from my legal team

Saying "Epic" made me immediately realize I needed to slap like now.

Me: is a violist Twoset: Kinda compliments violas Me: After all these years...

5:04 so kids this is how the battle against violin and bass started.

Surprised there weren’t other percussion instruments on the list, especially the Timpani. Sad that the percussion instruments were that low, especially with the meme of the xylophone, there are some fun pieces for mallet percussion, especially vibraphone and marimba.

“The cello is too heavy.” Double bass players: I-

"cello is too heavy" Me, a bassist: sweats nervously

Violins: We're so cool! Trombonists: Do a glissando directly through 5 notes with no effort.

How much bias do you want to be in this tier list? Them: yes

At least they renewed their ling ling insurance