Tyler : "This is how you normally crack an egg" **Proceeds to use a hammer to crack an egg** 😂😂😂Love this guy

How to annoy people: put your smoothie stuff in your stupid portable blender and blend it in the gym.

"This is how you'd normally crack an egg" *Pulls out a hammer*

Neighbor in the window:Hey honey come look tyler is beating up his Mannequin again..... You know the one that has no clothes on.

Tyler: “I don’t know what kale is. I think it’s someone’s grass clippings in a bag.” Me, who feeds kale to my rabbit: “Accurate.”

"Walmart version of Project Farm" ha ha, love it,.

14:46 Tyler: I don't think it even has the power to blend one strawberry. Blender: put a finger and let's talk business.

The offended face and remark after drinking the kale was beautiful and more relatable than I expected

21:22 I know Tyler did NOT just crack an egg with a hammer and say, “that’s how you normally crack an egg.”

"walmart version of project farm" is probably the best roast since lamar roasted franklin

"This is just like my life, it just falls all over the place" I feel you Tyler

I don't know how or why but I can just sit here and watch Tyler's videos for HOURS on end. He always makes me laugh

*hits egg with hammer” Tyler: “That’s how you’d normally crack an egg”

The “Wal-Mart version of Project Farm” line was well played!

Tyler: I'm gonna crack this egg normally Me: Casually drinking water Tyler: Pulls out Hammer Me: Immediately chokes to death

I can see the paper stapler having applications in a classroom environment where students and staff alike often staple packets together to save on staple supply costs etc. not really needing to be held together with too much strength but just enough to be turned in

"After everything i have done for you" Gary: *Has this huge fucking hole in his chest*

Ngl, it was pretty funny to see him slap him with a frying pan like Repunzel from Tangled. 😂

I absolutely love seeing someone's reaction to something working just as well as it's supposed to/much better than they expected it to with stuff like this. I wish it was a video genre. I wanna see a 3 hour compilation

“This is how you would normally crack an egg” hammer comes out from behind the table*

Bag of fruit: won’t open Tyler: so you have chosen death

Cracking a normal egg Everyone: *taps egg on bowl and splits it* Tyler: *puts egg in bowl, grabs hammer, smashes egg*

“Wait no babe it’s not what you think it is. This is my uhhhh potato peeler.”

“If you’re going to call Human Resources, at least be sure to tell them this” Tyler: *hits Gary with a nonstick pan because sticks and stones will break his bones* Me: *waiting for the “YOU ARE NOT HUMAN” line* 🥲

Yes Tyler has returned

“Walmart version of Project farm” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 amen

The blender seems pretty useful tbh, I think the point is that you can bring fresh fruit and other ingredients with you for like work or school, and then a few hours in you can make the smoothie fresh. But if you make the smoothie beforehand, unless you have a refrigerator to store it in, it would get all nasty a couple hours in.

“I know you can’t feel the effort.” Best quote by far.

This video should’ve been named, “The Return”

Gary: "you are Walmart's project Farm". So true still great though.

Just a tip, when you put frozen things in that blender, then leave, then blend, it works much better. Meaning, it wasn't meant to chop up the "frozen solid" bits, but the semi to mostly thawed fruit.

Y'all remember in the 90's when the Pizza Hut and Country Skillet salad bars had all that weird garnish on top of all the ice? And your parents told you not to eat it, and it's garnish because it's bitter and had no nutrients? That's *actually* kale. Some marketing genius bought kale in bulk and called it a "super food"; and created an MLM around it. Just like Açai Berries. And to this day both are thought of as super healthy.

“This is just like my life, it just falls all over the place” I felt that Tyler

that stapler would be great to secure documents together that are designed to be shredded at the end of their usefulness no worries about forgetting to remove a staple and jamming the shredder.

Tyler tests things in 'real life' scenarios, buy the item, open the box, use it. Project Farm does a more 'laboratory style' testing. Who, at home takes the time to set up a 'test system' to use a product? Keep up the good work Tyler.

“kale is just like my life all over the place” -Tyler 2021

... I'm disappointed... Gary is very unappreciative... disgusting. You've made him who he is... he's known because of you!

The only time I could see a portable blender like that being useful, is in a camping situation, where there isn't electricity.

A battery powered blender exists Tyler: and I took that personally

The staple free stapler is good if you have to shred the papers later. You don’t have to waist time removing the staples. I also see it as good for teachers who have to pass out a couple papers. And it makes the paper more easily recyclable because again there are no metal staples to remove.

If I hear Tyler say "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I may just pass out with laughter. Lol

Todd from Project Farm and James from Freakin Reviews had a kid who started his own KZfaq channel. His name is Tyler.

Every time he tosses the box I’m like “but Tyler what if there are some important instructions you’re missing” 😂

On the blender: I can easily see a big use for it for truckers; folks who have the supplies to *make* smoothies, they have a mini-fridge in their trucks to keep their food cold if they drive cross country, but have no place for a big, bulky regular blender or no outlet space available for one of the regular mini ones that requires an outlet. This portable, battery blender is perfect- it can be secured in a cup holder, they can make smoothies on the road, and they don't have to worry about a bulky blender.

The intro was unexpected but so cool specially when he smacked Gary with a pan Rapunzel style 😆 what also caught me off guard was how he "cracked" the 🥚 egg

Why was the way he cracked the egg “the normal way” actually pretty effective?

I mail a lot of letters and one of the biggest issues are staples. They tend to play havoc with the Post office and their automated machines. I think I may give this a try just to see if it works better in the newsletter mailings.

nobody at all: tyler: hits egg with hammer and “that’s how you regularly crack an egg” me:😭😭😭😭😭😅😅😅

Why do i feel like that is actually how tyler cracks eggs

OH MY GOD XD Walmart version of project farm I’m dying 🤣

experimental approach + humor + informality = entertainment. thanks for putting your tests out there!

"Walmart version of Project Farm" HAHAHAHAHA, that was brilliant! But honestly, that potato had me saying "huh....that's actually not bad!"

Lost my shit at "You Walmart version of Project Farm." 🤣

"Walmart version of ProjectFarm" Had me in tears lol! Keep up the great videos!

I'm kinda not surprised to hear Tyler doen't have a traditional pizza cutter. I am kinda surprised Tyler doesn't use the sword he used to open the bag of berries to cut pizza.

He completely took a dump on that blender 😂😂 love the little rant!!

*Its clearly even more than 10 Tyler: 7 or 8 Legend.

Am I the only one who thinks he's been losing tons of weight

Now to clone Gary till his already struggling psyche breaks completely and we have an army of him just saying "Gaaaaarrrryyyy hahaha, Gary."

Gary's like a step-kid, just doesn't understand how good he has it.

The look on his face when he drank the kale priceless. He kind of changed his mind about the mixer. The eg cracker is pretty cool. These videos are so cool and funny to watch.

For the blender I was thinking that it could be good on long road trips.

" this is like my life, it just falls all over the place." Tyler, you ok bud?

THE RETURN OF THE KING

"normally you would get something to crack it with" *pulls out a hammer 😂

I work in produce and I died when he drank the kale. I was hoping you weren’t gonna drink it 😂

I like how he not only broke an egg open with a hammer, but did so without leaving little bits of shell in and without breaking the yolk.

This is like the Crazy Russian Hacker, but 10 times more entertaining and underrated.

That blender bottle is probably only meant to blend up protein shakes or pre/post workout drinks

I did have something similair to the blender when I used to work on the road. I sometimes drove 15 hours non stop. The blender were very helpfull to save me a good amount of time. Just mix up some fruits, do some whipped creame, ground coffebeans and a lot more. It was however corded and battery powered and it was kinda expensive (70 bucks). So in my case there, it was perfect :D

Video idea: Make a boat with flex paste and then break it in half and fix it with flex tape.

"I know you can't feel the effort".Thats gold.

Cracks egg with hammer. “This is how you normally crack an egg.” 😂😂😂😂

That whole intro was so intense bro. It was a movie. These need to happen more often ❤️

The blender is actually alright. I can find plenty of uses for it already, or more in particular, situations. Mostly for travel.

The people that created that egg cracker after this video was uploaded. Them: Business is booming

I’m wondering how strong Gary is.

I really like your videos. You're just a regular guy reviewing stuff. I mean you can see your garage door and just doing reviews in your garage but, these are for the rest of us. We all think the same thing. No bullshit. Every review you do, I feel the same thing. Thanks for doing honest reviews. Oh and you are losing weight. Bravo.

im dying knowing you drove people to lose thier minds with those pizza cuts LMAO

"Walmart version of project farm" Can't stop laughing.

"Walmart version of Project Farm." LOL Gary burned you!

Beginning of the video is gold!! Love it!!👌

I have that egg cracker! It’s actually really really nice for not knowing how to crack eggs, plus excellent for separating yolks, I’ve since learned how to crack eggs of course but was pretty good

21:22 pulls out hammer 🔨 🤔

Ive had my no stapler stapler for over 10 years ive always loved it. Another good thung to do with peeler is to make potato strings to cook like ribbon fries

I swear the neighbors thinks he a psychopath image looking over his fence and seeing him beat the hell out of a naked mannequin

"Walmart version of Project Farm" lol I'm dead 💀

Budget version of “Project Farm” 😂😂😂

"Casually lifts sword* to cut a bag of frozen fruit

If that blender had an Apple logo on it, you'd see lots of them at the gym. People would make sure you saw them blending their drinks with it.

Watching you crack an egg the "normal" way. Ive never seen anyone do it like that. Lmao

When he says "how you normally crack an egg" you might as well just have brought out a brick my man.

"You Walmart version of project farm" I laughed a little too hard then I think I should have at that. Thank you skinny Heavy D 👍👍

“It’s lust like my life, it falls all over the place” I felt that

Yes Tyler, that’s exactly how I crack my eggs... with a Hammer...

He cracks egg with hammer: big brain time. Lol

I haven’t watched your channel in about a year, glad to be back!

I always use a hammer to crack my eggs . It's like an alarm clock too. BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!! "House wakes" Dad's cooking breakfast

“Like 7 or 8” when it reality it’s 12😂 close. But no cigar

Tyler, please tell me you don’t actually think that’s the “normal” way to crack an egg?😂😅