That actually happened to me. I was accused of a crime when I casually waved to a pair of police officers. I was accused of assaulting a mother and her infant. The police said that I matched the description exactly. 6 foot 1, white male with dirty blonde hair, white shirt, and gray shorts. After a long conversation I was able to prove I did not do anything and they let me go.

"Violence is never the answer, it's the solution."

fun fact: one of the reasons for intrusive thoughts is so you realize the danger of the situation, and act more carefully. example: "I could drop this baby right now" and so you hold on to the baby more carefully.

This entire video is so relatable it hurts. Number 7 happens to me way more often than I want to admit.

Bro is literally calling a cart a carriage💀

Some times when my brain is in intense situations my brain will automatically think that every thing I do is a sin🤣🤣🤣

As soon as you mentioned Mario Bros Wii, I groaned "oh, no..." because there's a special kind of rage/crazy that happens when you play that game or the other ones with 4 player co-op. It's either a blast with folks dying on purpose and cackling like a Lion King Hyena OR it's a nightmare of yelling and try harding until everyone goes in the Bubble on purpose and everyone rage quits so nobody catches a Case.

I’ve already decided that I’ll never even try drinking or smoking, but the other night, some of my family members got drunk, and I had one of those “curiosity” intrusive thoughts about what would happen if I drank with them. Luckily, I didn’t let the intrusive thoughts win. Although, I’m not old enough to drink anyway.

Duck: so I don’t have to go to the mental asylum again Me: again?!

A lot of people think intrusive thoughts are cute things like singing in class or dancing on the Starbucks counter or cutting your hair at 3 AM. I remember the "my intrusive thoughts won" trend last year. I'd always get annoyed anytime someone said that. I'd say "no, that's not intrusive thoughts. You don't want intrusive thoughts". Intrusive thoughts are these horrifying pictures in your brain of doing things like hurting your loved ones out of nowhere in really horrifying ways. When those thoughts would pop into my head, I just wanted to scream to drown them out. I never did, but it's so bad that I'd MUCH rather deal with the humiliation of screaming and crying out of nowhere in public than continuing to be antagonized by those thoughts. I'd never hurt anyone I cared about, at one point I was so afraid of doing it on impulse that I was tempted to chop my fingers off to make the danger go away. I never attempted that, it was just a thought (not intrusive, but more an impulse I ignored) but the fact that there was a temptation to do that just to keep my family safe is really scary. What helped me was when I learned that intrusive thoughts aren't our desires, but our fears. It's something we're absolutely terrified of, our worst fear. Realizing it's more like remembering a nightmare than secret dark desires helped me put them into perspective. I've had the other, more common ones like "what if I stick my tongue in that electrical outlet?" then instantly my rational brain replies "no, Ankhara, that's stupid" so those never had the awful impact. That's why anyone saying "my intrusive thoughts won" annoys me so much, it brings back terrible memories of fears I had in my teen years, the idea of any of those fear-based thoughts "winning" was a phobia of mine.

I’ve had way too many close calls by accidentally saying my intrusive thoughts out loud lmao

A destructive intrusive thought I always have is when I’m doing something with my phone over water or a large fall and I’m just tempted to let go.

I've had some injury intrusive thoughts. Like whenever I have my knife with me to mess with, I would have the intrusive thought of wanted to either cut myself or stabbing myself. I'm not depressed or anything like that, it's just the thought of doing it. Another intrusive thought that I had was flashback/violent intrusive thought(s). When I was in 7th grade, me and my friend was massing with each other. But he took my pencils and put it in one of the orange chairs and closed it. I thought that I wouldn't be able to get my pencils back, so I took a sharpen wooden pencil and stabed him in the top center of his hand. I somehow didn't get suspended, but everytime I get a flashback of that, i'm just like why was I like that back then

For the violence thoughts, I always let them win. I got in a lot of trouble. I can control it now though 😅

I sometimes say intrusive thoughts but i always end them with "No, thats mean".

Growing up and even today, I’ve always had a problem with feeling anxious about the cops even tho I’ve never had a bad experience with them, I still worry about them coming after me

I let my intrusive thoughts win once, and it felt so satisfying. This one guy in class kept talking about me behind my back in a diffrent langauge, he didnt know i understood what he said so one time i got so pissed that i slapped his face 💀

3:36 *realizes it’s the 7 Deadly Ducks*

I love the 8th one. It's so motivating and just adds a little spice to motivation. Like little goals

i do not know why but the amount of evil intrusive thoughts like punching someone as hard as i can for no reason but never did because consequences

I got that one Friend that does not learn that sometimes keep s*** to himself.blurts out everything u tink in No.5.

Everyone has an intrusive thoughts I have the strangest ones. I even thought about the most common one dropping my phone into the ditch

Loved this video and can totally relate. I also want to see a video talking about the types of people in high school extracurriculars like ROTC, FBLA etc.

Once, I had the urge to break a ruler and the intrusive thoughts won.

I have a condition called hyperphantasia (yes it is a real thing), it allows you to to make realy conplex visions in your head. Want to design a model train without a cad program? Yes I can. The darker side is when I realy despise someone. You cannot imagine the disgusting things that happen in my head. It does help a lot with anger that’s bottling up, since I do not need to punch someone in real time.

that goofy ahh ding dong shank dance got me laughing💀🤡 0:36

1. Embarrassing 0:31 2. Destruction 1:39 3. Injury 2:32 4. Violent 3:15 5. Roasting 5:34 6. Paranoia 6:25 7. Flashbacks 7:35 8. Doubt 8:16 9. Superstitions 8:49 10. Curiosity 9:05

Yeah my therapist told me I might have mild OCD. I am no stranger to intrusive thoughts. They usually go along the lines of: • Bite flesh off arms • Stab knife into eyeball • Step on own foot with spiked metal cleats • DECK OBNOXIOUS AQUAINTENCE • Just knock drink off of table like a cat • Just tell people my issues with them to their faces Luckily I'm too socially anxious to act on any of these 😎😎😎😎

Does anyone else here have that intrusive thought when you feel the sudden urge to open the car door while it's going on high speed

4:09 is so funny-

2:44 this is why i have a fear of escalators

let me simplify the defenition of intrusive thoughts Intrusive thoughts: outrageous thoughts that randomly appear Example: You're holding your phone on a balcony, on the 5th floor. An intrusive thought in this situation would be: throw your phone off the balcony.

I’ve had chronic anxiety for almost a decade now. My intrusive thoughts are so frequent and intense that I have to calm myself down by singing Here Comes a Thought from Steven Universe, usually in my head but sometimes out loud. Sometimes, my intrusive thoughts involve things that could put me in a mental hospital, such as banging my head against the wall or hitting my mom, and other times, they’re as benign as a song or phrase that makes me irrationally anxious popping into my head. When I was younger and not medicated well, I acted on intrusive thoughts a lot more, leading to me harming myself and others as well as destroying objects and even clothing. One time, I tore up my own shirt at school and the teacher had to take me to the front office in my makeshift crop top to retrieve a replacement. Another time, I used my dad’s earbuds as nunchucks against him and knocked his glasses off. Yet another time, I punched my best friend in the face. (Somehow, we’re still best friends to this day.) And I would cut myself often, sometimes even during class. I’m glad I have more self-control now thanks to medication and therapy.

3:00 call of the void. It’s an actual thing

My last intrusive thought was about pushing a guy from the top of the building , like he was 5 meters away.

You know it’s a good day when duck or birdy has a new vid

The will smith combo had me dead

I have a lot of these.I hate intrusive thoughts.They can sometimes ruin things.

7:35 I absolutely hate it when that happens. It's never something good. Always about some of the most horrible and infuriating Moments. Luckily nowadays I get mostly left alone by it but sometimes those Memories return and ruin my Mood

I can relate to you on the roasting part!!! 😂😂

4:04 yo yo back up man back up

6:01 nah why would blud be talking to Nelson

Always had the pretty harmless intrusive thought of erasing one or two letters from text written on a whiteboard.

Bro that is so relatable the one where you stress the fuck out because there’s a cop

If you don't have intrusive thoughts, you're probably not subscribed to The Duck. (More like "The Goat")

You know the days gonna be good when the duck uploads thanks duck for making my day :D

Every time I want a high place I had to hold on super tight to make sure I won’t jump off because I don’t want the intrusive thoughts win

I'm with you on the 4th, 6th, and 7th ones. Especially the seventh one because that one happens to me all the time

Dose anyone else have intrusive thoughts that got you feeling like you should be put on death row? Cuz sometimes when i see a yong child my brain gose "punch that kid as hard as you can" and im like "No, what the fuck?"

i actually experienced flashbacks like one day i was just enjoying my lfie then i just remember the cringiest things ive done in my life and that put suicidal thoughts in my mind

0:50 I did that once in the airport with one of those smart cart things

2:46 I have this thought like every time I go to the mall idk why, it’s just tempting

Number 11 should be the really gay thoughts.

Today I went apple picking with my family. As we were walking back, I was holding the apples (which were very heavy by the way), my mom saw a kid running through a field and commented on how fast he was going. And then I reach into the bag of apple, pick one up and start to throw and catch it like some marvel villain and I say “I bet I could hit him.” Like who tf thinks that?

I hate my violent intrusive thoughts because they have no chill. I just want to live but the moment I get slightly angry a little part in the back of my mind wants me to rip out someone jugular. Thankfully it takes a lot to get me angry so that thought may be justified but it’s still a thought that I don’t want. I’m not a violent person, I don’t want to rip out peoples arteries.

I agree with you man duck, cuz I have a violence Intrusive thoughts about fist to fist fighting people. Am happy I overcame it.(but I still want to)

1st, i’ve let my intrusive thoughts win xd, “Um actually, also spelt Embarrassing wrong.”🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

8:10 earth to duck?

Intrusive thoughts are devious

I always do the Shopping cart thing When I do get to push the Cart

5:52 again?..

9:13 I'm 26 and still don't know what the green G is. Maybe because I'm no native English Speaker. Can someone explain please? Edit: oh wait. Does it mean Grass? Is that Terminology even sometimes used in english? Always just hear it being called Weed

That picture one at the beginning is just hilarious 😂

I agree with #5 but then if I talk to them, they are so nice and I feel horrible

Your not… 4:15

I liked my own comment.

babe wake up the duck posted

I work at Target and if it's a slow day and nobody's there, I ride those carts like that a little bit. You just have to make sure nobody catches you and if they do, just act like nothing happened. Like yo, I throw away 8 hours of my life away at this store every day - let me have at least one moment of fun.

I be gettin' those friggin violence intrusive thoughts...

when i was little i had a furby that i had this intrusive thought to put it in water, even tough that would kill it. the thought got so bad that I had to hide my furby from myself.

Yeah ive had all of these lmfao, my most common ones are the violent type tho, im always thinking about that shit and having to keep my mind under control.

good job duck thansks for the vids happy 173 k

Idk but whenever I see something fragile/easy to break, my intrusive thoughts want me to just RIP that thing to shreds and then I get worried about breaking it

Oh, so this dark side that tells us things like this isn’t just from me. Glad to hear that

Whatever we do, we must make sure that Duck never goes to Britain.

Glad to know I aint alone relatable content right here

One time I was staying up all night and I was like 7 and it was 3 am and I felt like something was watching me so out of nowhere I just started screaming as loud as little could that was probably my worst thought

Afaik the harmful intrusive thoughts are called "The Call of The Void" and are a sign of your brain successfully combatting them in the background. If it didn't, you'd probably not be around by now. Upd. Yes, the type 3 is Call of Void. Look it up 2:00 I have same thoughts sometimes. Honestly if I were you I'd keep a couple of broken ones so that you can cut them however you want. It's oddly satisfying, the plastic on those wires appears as if it was purposely made to be pleasing to cut.

Had one today and actually did it

jst got back from school hit a blinker and now to relax fr

Lol, love u and burdies vids dude , keep up the work ❤

#2 for mi is holding stuff out da window of da car😂

I can’t be the only one who’s been in a car or an airplane or a balcony and thought “Throw your phone”

Love your videos byt can you turn a little up for your mic

i have all of them. i cant say the things in my bad intrusive thoughts i might be canceled for eternity but yeah i love this video

The goat has uploaded.

So true when I see someone standing near the pool they already know there gonna be soaked

I haven't even seen the video but the thumbnail is so relatable.

You just exposed everything in my brain

2:38 me and my friends play Crossy road IRL often to go eat at the commercial center right next to our school but we still Crossy road an urban highway

when I was younger I was like: what if I jump of the back of this pickup truck

Man I remember my self just drifting with a shopping cart when I was a kid and accidentally hiting a employee True story:so when I was a kid I has waiting for my grampa to come pick me up from school he had a old car so I see the car my grampa was driving I went close to the car I opened the door and the car drove away then I realized that he was not my grandpa thankfully my grampa came and I didn't tell no one until now

Go to vietnam 🇻🇳 and you can play cross road IRL 😂😂😂 (love you vid)

7:05 For some reason sometimes when I’m at Brooklyn at my grandma’s house and I’m somewhere like a supermarket and it has cops in it, I sometimes feel like I might get jumped by them. (I’m half black and my grandma is black)

About 4th, Yeah man your not alone.

7:01 the Ocean, spiders, heights, Etc. My worst fears. 7:37 I HATE FLASHBACKS, especially an embarrassing memory from when I was really really Young.

I have had an intrusive thought before plenty of times

Wow. Wurdie seems to man of the people via struggling with ny intrusive thoughts can be dangerous and lost many friendships and relationships i done to time after time 😅

Fun fact:one other intrusive thought is when you destroy something that's really valuable or precious to someone just for your own sadasfaction, for example if your holding your phone on a bridge over a river you might want to throw it down into the water.