"Aren't you tired of those pesky unkillable zombies? Wouldn't it be great to have an easy and affordable way to dispose of them? Well, allow me to introduce... fire!"

"So sharks, today I would like 500,000 of your men to fight in the great war.......for 20% of my loyalty"

Same

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Unfortunately he lied 🤥, Cersei planned Euron’s exit.

dead men under the sea sings Patchface after all

@@LesserOfTwoWeevils good catch!

I'd be afraid of them building ships, building bridges, flying on dragons, or making zombie fish or something.

@@LesserOfTwoWeevils "I know, I know, oh, oh, oh!"

Night King channeling Barbossa: "Gents...take a walk!"

Indeed. I love how the writers consulted medieval battle experts. I mean I'm sure that in the middle ages, they would put all their troops in front of their castles and let the cavalry have a frontal assault with no infantry support. Then making a choke point, so that all your troops are stranded on the wrong side of the choke point. Then putting all the women and children in the crypt, where they would be safe from the undead. Best tactics ever. I wish one of those wights would've got the writers before they rhino-fucked seasons 6,7 and 8.

@@conanthecribber well to be frank dead bodies in the crypto are years and decades old, there’s probably nothing left of them, so I would discard this thought as they did too But yep, this doesn’t really make this better lol, I also always wondered what was their initial plan for Dothraki. I mean they couldn’t anticipate Melisandre just spawn out of nowhere to buff them with flaming swords lol. So their original plan was just charging without even suitable weapons to kill at least someone? Wtf

Definitely better than yours!

@@karenbrown7500 u really thought u did smthing there, didn't u. Ur comment is so pathetic

They could've at least have dead scattered around North and have multiple off screen battles and just focus on Night King one. Not the best solution, but honestly a better one.

I sort of get the vibe that the Dead, while generally capable of great feats of strength, lack direction or focus unless in the vicinity of a White Walker. So as the Wight got further south it got less aggressive in it's box because it can't spot a target and there's no Walker commading it to break free.

So what. Enjoy the show or not. Its not real life.

@@deadreckoning6288 wait...WHAT?!?

Yeah. This. You know, some of the clips you see on KZfaq show really good writing with great dialog then you watch the whole thing and it's just one face palm after another; everything is deux ex machina and when it seems that someone is cornered and how are they going to get out of this? An even worse plot crisis via deux ex machina. Sets up for some great scenes tho'.

@@deadreckoning6288 Being fantasy it's not a excuse to do bad writing lol

It should've been a couple SEASONS long. Ned Stark just traveling to Kings Landing and getting butchered was one whole season. Had Dumb and Dumber been responsible for that, all of season 1 would've been a couple scenes long lol.

Yes, it should have been a LONG night and not just a blink. A big pity!

It was weird how they wanted to quickly end the show but I guess some people like the actors were getting tired of it after so many seasons

@@schoolofgrowthhacking nope, simply the showrunners being greedy for that Disney star wars money. no further explanation needed. nothing to do with actors.

@@nicoviebrock5348 If the last seasons had been longer, they would have earned more.

Then a little infomercial by Jon Snow lmao. He sounds like he's salesman and sells Wight-o-matics or something.

@@brain5853 I was thinking exactly that!

@@brain5853 **Wight gets cut in half** *Jon:* That's a lotta damage! Now we _could_ use dragonglass to put him out of his misery, but don't worry, we can also fix 'em right up using my personal favorite: Flex Tape!

Death stranding prequel edition

@@markkoetsier6475 "Hi! Jon Snow here with the latest and greatest Zombie Slaying product!"

You snow nothing jon know

@@BlackDiamond2718 wtf🤣🤣🤣

Two things. Nothing and how to eat box.

He didn't know he was in love with his aunt though

@@yogeshrajoriya3092 yeah! Thats why it is a rare sight.

More likely it could sense the baby in her belly.

Probably half as much work turning her into an ice demon 👍

It has a “that bitch” radar

​@George Orwell cersei> dany

​@George Orwell man shut up

Danny SHOULD have just said 200K so that jaime shall insist Cersei to help Jon 🤔

​@@mikhailabdurrachman2443they might really be 50k or less

Considering how many have people have died north of the wall in the last some thousand of years over 200,000 as of now is likely. Add to that everybody that would die between the wall and Kings Landing if they won the Battle of Winterfell the number would skyrocket still.

I mean, in their world, those are insane numbers. Dany had a ton of confidence when she had 8,000 unsullied. Now their enemy is 12 1/2 times that size. Anyone in Jaime's position would have been absolutely bewildered.

@@Nimblescape Robb Stark had 20,000, Tywinn Lannister had 40,000 I believe, the Wildlings had 100,000

good catch I did not see this the first time around.

The acting was phenomenal in this show!

time stamp?

​@@sarakjeldsen769Great acting, great story, but terrible writing in the final seasons.

@@wnchstrman Yep, the last two episodes were pathetic. And the ending even moreso.

I have to admit that just happen a bit too too fast / prematurely. Like if the writers wanted to forget this issue and move on.

Ahahahahah

There are some "react" videos on that battle from mideaval historians. Their defensive tactics were terrible!

Its funny that 90% of this "war" was so dark that you couldnt see a damn thing.

It should have been at least a complete season with like a zombie apocalipse

bruh..😂

Hahahajahaha

Do you think with enough time he'd clap them wight cheeks?

Omg 😂😂😂😂

nah the biggest travesty is TOMMENS DEATH

Amen

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@@stankobarabata2406 @Pomponivs Archibald @The Monster Under Your Bed Cersei being a woman has quite a lot to do with this...her story still has oppression and high control from her father, despite being in a position of power.

i think she see that "eyes" every time she is looking in the mirror... so nothing new for her here :P

Yea and for a brief moment I was thrilled she had finally come around to being a voice if reason but of course even then the lying bitch and Euron were scheming their asses off ughh

I dont get why she wouldnt help either. She was basically willing to face an even larger army of undead if the others failed....

Cersei doesn’t know wight from wong

@@cheifwaffle Just because she was 'right' in that they defeated the undead at Winterfell and suffered some heavy casualties doing it...doesn't mean it was a smart decision. Still, it raises a point....we all kind of believe that humanity will unite when faced with some outside alien threat. Cersei says no.

@@whynottalklikeapirat Boo.

@@Kerorofan1990 Yeah that’s what the wight said. He got it wong too though.

oh,my sweet summer child...

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention

@@Blargaldalien Ever heard of sarcasm?

The message really ruined this one folks.

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it's basically almost winter by this point in the show

​@@natedawg593Yeah, when Jamie left they showed snow falling at King's Landing. About the only thing they got right.

Yeah, look at the other characters. They are dressed like it's spring or early autumn, but Jon Snow is dressed for a siberian winter night.

It wasn't summer. Remember on the way in when Tyrion made the joke to Varys about not having balls to freeze off?

Everyone knows.

@@inline9jake858 i didn't.

Sadly, the HBO series never did a good job portraying how incredibly badass Euron was in the books to begin with.

...but did he know what was going to emerge from that box ? If not - how could that pre-arranged strategy work ? , if he did know ..and was still willing to go through with the ruse - how ?

They just shrunk that role entirely

you can see him grabbing his sword

Everyone really wants Cersei to die. Whats really funny is how the wight bypassed about 30 other people an went right for her!

Looks like the mountain got in between her and the wight

The mountain did but they didn't put him on screen doing so

Its not everyday we get to see zombies, bruh😁

Imagine - that thing travelled days if not weeks to get to King's Landing. And you can see by the Hound's reactions that he was waiting for it to jump straight away.

If you pause at 1:03, you can see the Wight looks like it was stuffed into the box very tightly so that it’s unable to move. When Clegane kicks it over forcefully like that it sets it free.

Honestly I'm willing to let that one slide. I can believe that up North it is the Night King's presence or power to compels them to march ever forward, while this far south the Wight just sort of wanders aimlessly or enters a stupor until it has line-of-sight on a target.

@@maxireigl1919 good POV

When I first saw the scene I honestly expected it to be just dead, like actually dead, just a corpse falling on the floor because it's too far away from the White Walkers. But oh well.

Wasn't it a ruse in the end? He came back to defend Cersei, and she admitted that he left according to their plan, only to return when advantageous? It has been a while since I watched, but that's how I remember it.

@@kellyparker6809 you remember correctly

A LOT of the magical elements from the books have been cut out to make the show more realistic (less fantasy), so I have no problem with show Euron getting scared of wights. But book Euron would just shrug it off.

In the books they also DEFINITELY DO walk under the water. Jon doesn't actually go to Hardome in the books, but he gets a report of it and one of the things mentioned was "dead things in the water."

@@robertanderson4921 That could mean several things, just corpses for one

That, and he didn't think to mention that everyone killed by the army of the dead gets resurrected as a new member of the army. Which means that if the North went up against the army and lost, Cersei and Euron would still have to face the northern army, but this time they'd be damn near invincible. At this point, I think Cersei was too far gone with her arrogance to be convinced to join the north, but Euron might have and Jamie might have led a whole coup of the Lannister army instead of going alone

@@splaar Honestly, if Jon simply opened up about the ability for the White Walkers to ignore the oceans and the resurrection/necromancy thing, the entirety of Westeros would've probably united one way or another. Cersei can't be _that_ dumb, especially since everyone else would be joining in and could just flood King's Landing if she would be that much of an arse. If Tywin were still alive, he'd probably reel Cersei in, leading to at least temporary unity.

@@khajiitimanus7432 Cersei isn't dumb, but she is certainly irrational.

@@khajiitimanus7432 If I have a penny everytime someone said that Cersei can't be that dumb just to be proven wrong, I'm going to be very rich.

@@varric Yeah, you're probably right. Game of Thrones would've gone a lot more smoothly if someone just killed Cersei back in season 1 or season 2.

Right.

It might be nitpicking, but once the night king touched Bran, this wall of magic collapsed upon his travel back to the southern side of the wall

Did the show ever say that? I don’t remember that. In the books it’s probably gonna be a magical horn that brings the wall down

Big nasty undead dragon melted the damn Wall. How'd you miss *that* detail?

@@SidV101Magical dragon brought the Wall down.

*Wightwalkers

I mean the last season near killed the whole franchise. The whole thing went from developed characters plotting and counter plotting with what information they had and the resultant messy clashes to a 12 year olds fan fic.

Used to think her rage was not developed well but a line from the lord of light's high priestess claimed Dani would burn thousands of people when she came to help Tyrion save Mareen from slavers, the only GOd in this show to be consistent is the lord of light think the plan set by him was always to have Dani burn kings landing because so many there worshipped other Gods this was all why he brought back John and the three eyed raven had to know this it's why he did not stop things from happening after night king was killed

1 bad script is more dangerous than a million undead....

@@theghostoftom Season 7 is almost just as bad, we were just still hopeful it was all leading to something at the time so we didn't see it

yep me as well.

A true scientist at heart.

Twas only a flesh wound

T's but a scratch

The Hound was scared of it *because* he'd had to kill like 20 of them.

Runnin’ away, eh? COME BACK HERE ya BASTARDS! I’ll bite your legs off!

Oh god, I’m still laughing. You win the you tube comment of the day.

haha yeah.

Tyrion the hand of Joffrey had so many more layers of intelligence than as hand of Daenerys. They turned him into a shaggy headed fool with the IQ of a child. Should never have taken him off the alcohol

Not enough Valyrian steel in existence for it to matter. It's like saying the blood of a Siberian tiger can cure everyone's disease; there's no practical solution in that because there are so few of them around. There was no need for John to mention Valyrian steel.

Because valyrian steel is rare as hell, pretty much nobody has it so it's not worth mentioning.

@@thescruffinator8830 more importantly the only people who definitely have valyrian steel are the lannisters so worth not mentioning that fact since... you know... it would make them feel a bit less terrified.

@@rockstermaniac I think the most important is how were the dothraki supposed to kill anything with their arakhs before Mel showed up at the Battle of Winterfell 😅

@@brownsey1 exactly. The whole 8 season is just dumb writing and even dumber telling. Dothraki on the front lines ready to march with normal steel “oh wait Melisandre comes in and lights their fires in the last second!!!” What a battle strategy

"One whole night"? You mean a few hours of that night at most.

@@NorthCitySider you have a point…..The hour of plot armor

It didn't have to be. That guy pulled the chain at the right time on purpose which wouldn't be that hard.

I kept thinking that the chain would snap it's bones and the wight keep running.

Hound let it get close to Cersei on purpose. The man wanted to give her a good scare, but pulls the wight back before it gets within touching distance.

That was ok in a sea of not oks. The Hound had paced out the distance when he had his little heart to heart with his bro.

I can there is no way even HBO could get away with book Euron

@@gracecookie4604Did you not see Oz? They could do it.

@@Phlegm187 no I haven't

Yea...soon as he was introduced in the show, I knew the series would end in a dumpster fire.

Show Euron: "Ew, dead people." Book Euron: "Yes, and?"

Agreed!

It also would have made more sense. She isn't an idiot. She should have known that if they lost because she didn't help, she and everyone else would die. And that if she betrayed them and didn't help stop them, that she would then need to deal with a force that was able to defeat the walkers on it's own. Keeping to the truce was the best play to make so she could scheme and plot her ultimate victory later. Yet they wrote her like an inept fool for some reason here.

​@@EridianXThe writers were inept fools, which is why the final seasons were garbage.

@@EridianXShe is kind of an idiot though

I need to watch all that mess again but last I checked she *did* refrain from fighting them til they defeated the walkers. Truce doesn't mean you send reinforcements, it just means you don't fight the enemy army.

All 882 pieces of gold? Lmao

@@donactdum6635 i feel...cold.

How many movies can you make that are inspired by a single amusement park ride?

@@BlackDiamond2718 that line was great lmaoo

@@donactdum6635 absolutely

This may seem like a great plan at first glance but if you think about it, the Night King would have had to kill them first, and unless he killed them himself one by one he wouldn't be able to raise an army there. Remember anyone who died of fire wouldn't be able to be turned, which is why the wildlings burned their dead. So using the dragon would have just created a Kings Landing full of burning buildings and bodies

@@josiahclarkin5451 Was the fire his dragon had similar to normal fire? Admittedly I forgot.

@@josiahclarkin5451 Either way, he could just skip Winterfell with the entire army

Indeed, I did not realize that.

Sorry to be a cunt, but this was a wight, not a white walker.

Wight, not white walker

@@SZRLM u sure thats how they spelled. Cause I heard white walkers all the time. I couldn't know its Wight Walkers. I mean what is The difference between white and wight?

@@N1k4_Gr1v It is written that way in the book, so that is how I know it is correct. You may not place much importance on spelling, but some people still do. Again I am being a bit of a c*nt.

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Euron was faking though, his whole thing was a ruse to trick them into thinking they lost the fleet, so he could suprise Dany.

Cercei was right tho, since the north beat them in a single night of battle, they did make a big fuss over not much at all and she was totaly right to tell them it's their problem.

But Jaime can get through to her, and Tyrion (among others) can get through to him.

IMO you always lose when you lie, you pay for it immediately or you pay for it later but you never truly gain anything from it. Cersei was always too arrogant and stupid to figure that one out though.

@@dante58 No, you get out of it by telling another, bigger lie, or a more confusing one. or a less checkable one; and you just keep on going. Any con man knows that, and many politicians do. Making Stuff Up is how they deal with the world, it's how they win. Indeed, lying is a point of pride for them; it's an act and ritual of dominance to create their own "Truth" from pure talk and force it upon others. To them, telling the truth is an admission of failure, it's something only losers do - losers and those too stupid to invent or tell or sell a good lie. Some even lie with nothing to gain by it, just because lying is what they do. (I could name someone like that, someone I'm sure you've heard of.)

@@roguishpaladin she's never listened to Jaime though

She believed it. She says it to Jamie right after this scene. Thought it would strengthen her position to let them wipe out all her enemies.

Book Euron would never be scared of something like that. In the books he is waaay more mysterious and lovecraftian. He knows about demonic entities and seen stuff that not even most enlightened maesters know of.

​@@WoofyMcDoodle Quite right. The man is a medieval equivalent of John Constantine. Show Euron is a hilarious joke compared to book Euron.

@@danielm.768 Book Euron: Possesses Lovecraftian artifacts capable of mentally destroying weaker-willed men. Is too evil to die thanks to his offerings to The Drowned God. Show Euron: Haha funny horny 360noscope pirate.

​@@WoofyMcDoodlein the books White walkers and Men might as well team up against Euron

To be fair things would have been different if George was able to complete the winds of winter before 2017

​@@mikhailabdurrachman2443it would still be nice if he could get to it by 2045

Wildfire goes out eventually. The dead can wait.

@@MrErizid ya but alot of them would be dead since they would be standing on non-lite wildfire not knowing its there till after its been lite after a few fire arrows.

I believe that's what the wild fire was actually meant for but some certain bitch and brother decided to use it to win battles.

night king negg diffed dragonsfire

It didn't all go to waste, just the caches close to the Sept of Baelor. You can see the rest go off in the background when Daenerys makes Drogon destroy King's Landing

She would never trust Danny

@@Digiimon Sure, but she was willing to trust Jon, and if Danny ordered Jon to stay out of it, Jon would follow that order.

@@Destiny87 yes Jon is honorable, hence why she asked him, Dany could just say "i order you to stay in the north" then as soon as they leave she could say " now i order you to join us in the war" Jon being loyal to Dany would most likely not like Dany snaking Cersei but he would still follow Danys orders because he never gave his word to do anything other than to follow Dany

@@Digiimon Then Danny could have made him take an oath on the spot. The point is there were compromises they didn't even attempt to make.

@@Destiny87 this is true

It looked weird in the same way Forest Gump looked weird sprinting through the jungle carrying Bubba.

Shouldn't have yanked back the chain, imagine that. Jamie would have been king and Brienne would have calmed him down

For the trenches you could give them the benefice of the doubt and say those were frozen and covered with snow. But yeah there's no reason for it to quiet down, it's an undead it doesn't get tired of banging on the box... And yeah the dothraki cooldown needs a nerf, tho their effectiveness looks to be rng dependant.

@@dearcastiel4667 There is 0 explanation for the Dothraki coming back and the show doesn't even try to make excuses. They aren't even necessary at the final battle either so why are they even brought back!?!?!? Gives the impression that the show is deliberatly shooting itself in the side of the head, and wants us to watch while it happens

Got to like The Hound. All his scenes were interesting, esp with Arya.

As I recall, in the books Commander Mormont does send the severed hand of the wright that attacked him to King's Landing as proof, but by the time it gets there it stopped moving, so it just becomes another reason to mock his plea for more help manning the wall.

A few people probably got a good scare during that scene. :)

actually that might have been a better twist.

I remember first watching this wondering why the wight was so calm when the hound was carrying and dropped the box? Just a few minutes before with the gaurd, the box was hit and the wight went nuts. Maybe the wight was napping?

He wasn't terrified though. He was just faking running away as they show it later

@@pranavk281 That's what I thought. Coulda sworn it was Euron and Cersei's plan to fake their allegiance when in reality they wanted to wipe everyone else out.

Book Euron is something else entirely.

Yes, it was pretended retreat.

Hundreds.... of thousands. The bowstrings would all break before they got them all.

What? Dragon Glass isn't made from Dragons its Obsidian

@@psychojoe4764 You should probably google it lol. Its made from the fire from a dragons stomach (its fire breath not from volcanic activity)

@@xdeepxfreezex2621 thats just a myth the smallfolk say because they arent as educated the maesters say its formed in the fires of the earth aka volcanos aka obsidian.

@@xdeepxfreezex2621 m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rLF_pbChlp_RdZs.html @ 1:13

I enjoyed the show, worth the watch. The queen agreed to the truce with traitorous intentions.

She never sent her truce! All she did was plotting against Dragon Queen and Starks! Right after finishing their war against white walkers, she would be ready for them!

@kevinCamp23 I wonder if you would come back to delete your comment after you watch the series....😂😂😂

Yeah...no...maybe you should watch the series, lol.

@@asutoshprasad8649yeah dude that’s the joke

How is it a lie.. they can’t swim at all

@@mikerzisu9508 how did the wights get Viserion out of the water? Water isn't really an issue for them or maybe it just wasn't once for the scene but either way we've seen them go underwater and retrieve a dragon

@@sandamonkey1436 that scene was a bit far fetched, but I think what they did was they held onto the chain and some of them sacrificed themselves to fall into the water and attach the chain to Viserion. The rest of the walkers pulled him out. But they definitely could not swim. That is why Jon and the group were protected in the north when they went to steal the wight.

As I understood it, they cannot swim in the ocean, because the magic that animates them is not powerful enough and the drowned god will not let them pass into his domain. So even if they can swim in a lake or river, they can't reach the iron islands or dragonstone.

@@billwithers7457 that is a best explanation I've heard

"Gents, take a walk" Should have made a comment that the dead cannot swim, but they can still walk underwater.

@@toddkes5890 lmao regardless "they can walk under water so....be prepared in like 5 years"

@@kanegarvey848 It would also have made the point that anywhere on land is a threat, and that they will never be able to hide on an island. But you are right, it would have taken a while for the undead to reach the other islands.

The built up the long night and the white walkers for 6 seasons as some big threat and they all died in one episode...it was all rushed they definitely could've spent two seasons on the arc before the final war

Yes it was actually my favourite season save the last 2 episodes

i disagree. I thought them going all the way beyond the wall was stupid. I like how it was executed, but it was a stupid decision.

Apparently that was the plan but they wanted to cut an entire season from the run so they crammed two seasons into one making the mess we got

@@originaltroll7511 It took Daenerys like 2 episodes to capture each city so there's no reason they couldn't have drawn this out that long too