A Game of Thrones compilation with funny edits where Tywin rolls his children. (Re-upload)
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@nicktroisi63479 ай бұрын
It’s ironic that the perfect child Tywin always wanted, the one that was smarter and more cunning than him, that could succeed him was the one he despised the most
@anthonyju63929 ай бұрын
But he proved to be neither which made it all the more disappointing. The thing Tywin did wrong was that he misjudged his children. He didn't think they were capable of killing him as he was not capable of killing them. If you think about it if Tywin was truly ruthless ala Kaiser Soze he would have killed off his family and just started a new one. But no despite how time and time again Tyrion disappointing him publicly, Jamie refusing his birthright, and Cercei just being petty and small minded. He would have loved a son like Robb Stark who after his father died took up the mantle willingly and skillfully or a daughter like Margery beautiful and cunning. I think that is part of his frustration with his own children.
@lordsathariel43846 ай бұрын
the only reasons he disliked tyrion is tyrion has the exact same vices as tywin but tywin hides them far better and tyrion's mother died during his birth if those two facts were not in play tywin would have been fine with tyrion@@anthonyju6392
@jameslough63295 ай бұрын
@@user-uf9lz5wz4n His flings with prostitutes were literally the ONLY bad thing about him though. He had way less debilitating character flaws and was more responsible than someone like Cersei or Jaime. It is also heavily implied that Tyrion only turned to prostitution as a way to cope with the trauma of Tywin’s constant abuse.
@vibhu97255 ай бұрын
Nope. Tyrion perpetuated his image and was consumed by idea of his short coming. Tywin no way abused him mistreated him in his childhood because when tyrion asked for casterly rock the rebuttal was so hard it was clear he said it the first time plus he didnt took much interest in his other children either. Tywin describes him as man of envy lust and low cunning which was def correct. He fked up so many things for dany when he was her hand , he wasnt as smart as people think he was , he was humane though unlike so many others
@jameslough63295 ай бұрын
@@vibhu9725 Tywin literally had Tyrion’s first wife gang raped in front of him and repeatedly tried to have him killed throughout his life! What do you mean he didn’t mistreat him?! Also a character is only as smart as the person writing them. The reason Tyrion was dumb in the later seasons as Dany’s hand was because the writing in those seasons was terrible. Many other characters who were very smart in the early seasons became dumb in the later seasons such as Littlefinger and Varys. Tyrion from seasons 1 to 4 was definitely one of the smartest characters in the series.
@TheSupaman987 ай бұрын
No one hates the Lannisters more than the Lannisters.
@danthemancushecan4 ай бұрын
*Benjen and Ned Stark have entered the chat*
@ZeusKnocksYouOut3 ай бұрын
The Martels have entered the chat
@talllankywhiteboy2 ай бұрын
Lannisters and Starks are natural enemies! Just like Tyrells and Lannisters. Or Baratheons and Lannisters. Or Lannisters and other Lannisters. Damn Lannisters! They ruined house Lannister!
@badyoutuber19862 ай бұрын
No buddy starks and Bolton's, Tyrels and Martel's, Lannisters and greyjoys
@TV-ge3ujАй бұрын
@@badyoutuber1986 Blackwoods and Brackens, and for the longest time Tyrells and Florents.
@l9kshana7 ай бұрын
the funniest thing is that Tywin was more impressed and probably had more respect for Arya Stark than his own children. But then again, he didn't know who she was lmao.
@joffreybaratheon49047 ай бұрын
Arya Stark > All of Tywin’s children + grandchildren (minus Tommen and maybe Marcella)
@user-uf9lz5wz4n5 ай бұрын
He didn't respect Arya. In the book, Tywin did not see or communicate with Arya
@jameslough63295 ай бұрын
@@joffreybaratheon4904 Tyrion Lannister = Arya Stark
@ezdub57623 ай бұрын
@@user-uf9lz5wz4nnobody was taking about the books, this is one of the few areas where the show is superior to the original.
@chuckhoyle12113 ай бұрын
I believe that, deep down (maybe not so deep), Tywin liked the Starks more than his own children. But family comes first so they had to go. Also, people tend to like others that they do not know as well because they have not disappointed, betrayed, annoyed, or disrespected them yet. With your own family you have a lifetime of disappointments and resentment to draw from.
@easternlights31552 ай бұрын
Stannis to Shireen: You're my daughter (affectionate) Tywin to Cersei: You're my daughter (derogatory)
@m.n.executor19022 ай бұрын
and yet Stannis the mannis is the one who ended up burning his daughter alive. The irony
@kinbolluck476Ай бұрын
Probably the brothet and sister did each other so much
@TV-ge3ujАй бұрын
Shireen is a hundred times the daughter that Cersei was. And also a lot smarter.
@Red_in_Mt.SilverАй бұрын
Its how you say it
@hernanperez6550Ай бұрын
@@TV-ge3uj and at the end much hotter.
@elihg382711 ай бұрын
I have always wanted to see Tywin just get fed up and run Joffrey through with a sword 😂
@mothichorror44611 ай бұрын
Another Kingslayer, just like his son
@AwesomeSaucePictures9 ай бұрын
I swear he was close to it.
@digit-zero8 ай бұрын
When Joffrey dropped dead I thought that Tywin had poisoned the pie but then I found out it wasn't him
@LordWyatt8 ай бұрын
“Elihg3827 is tired. See him to his chambers.”
@sagesigman82698 ай бұрын
Joffery was always worth more to the Lannister family alive than dead
@T_Villani9 ай бұрын
There wasn't a single conversation he wasn't dominating
@johnwayne-37019 ай бұрын
Except for his final one
@a.-s.b.176 ай бұрын
I think the one where Cersei tells him about her and Jaime is the only one where he kinda loses
@Anonymousdeletedaccount...3 ай бұрын
Oberyn and Tywin both thought they won the argument im sure.
@ammarmubashir65683 ай бұрын
Maybe with Arya because he was impressed
@pirateslifeforme71582 ай бұрын
Oh really even in the conversations with the queen of roasting?
@sentientweetabix22288 ай бұрын
I can’t lie Tywin had one good point against Tyrion owning Casterly rock, he had pretty good reason to believe Tyrion would just turn it into his own party palace.
@user-mo7dd1vt1s6 ай бұрын
NO, every king fks whores. Stupid NPC, did you not see how Tyrion worked his role in council, foo.l
@jmwilliamsart5 ай бұрын
Yeah, but that would be a sight to behold.
@nikosgreek3522 ай бұрын
@@jmwilliamsart Welcome to Tyrion's Pleasure Palace. All desires here are valid to a man with a full purse.
@ennieminymoo66752 ай бұрын
The real reason why Tyrion wasn't allowed to own Casterly rock is that Tywin hated him because his mere existence as a dwarf is a living statement that the Lannisters are flawed (Which is funny because, if we take away appereances, Tyrion is the less flawed Lannister) and also because he killed Joanna at birth. The "whoring and partying" was just an excuse for Tywin to sound reasonable in his own mind
@TV-ge3ujАй бұрын
@@ennieminymoo6675 Perhaps it also was important that Tyrion, due to being a dwarf, could not become a knight.
@hughmungus85513 ай бұрын
It’s heartwarming to see how much Tywin hates his children
@angelrosales8982 ай бұрын
Well Tywin seems to like only Cersei and Jaime but he doesn't get along with Tyrion and sometimes he's hard on Cersei and Jaime.
@andyhx211 ай бұрын
"Do you think you'll be the first peson draged into a sept to be married against her will?" After this line, I am convinced that Cersei only hates Tyrion for killing Tywin, because it means she didn't get to kill him herself.
@chronikhiles11 ай бұрын
Nah. If you've read the books you'd know that Cersei thinks of herself as a female Tywin and as his real heir. She respects him more than anyone in Westeros.
@Lilyys10 ай бұрын
I don't think so she rather seemed eager to impress Tywin as his true heir. She wanted that praise and proud feeling from her father(something most children wants)
@darth326110 ай бұрын
@@chronikhiles They kinda show it in the series as well, back when Lancel offers to pray for Tywin, Cersei says something like Tywin's soul never needing help from anyone, and how she tries to emulate him by writing letters while making Olenna wait. You are correct, Tywin is actually the only person Cersei respects.
@Vmac13948 ай бұрын
Cersei being delusional enough to think she's as competent as her brothers or father is perhaps the funniest thing in the whole series. Jaime was a better person. Tywin and Tyrion were better evil manipulators and killers. Meanwhile, Cersei paid for a massive redundant fleet with money she didn't have then handed it over to a f*ckboy just because he looked vaguely like Rhaegar, with said f*ckboy then immediately stealing the fleet to become a pirate king.
@saldzbob99722 ай бұрын
@@Vmac1394was it the velaryon bastard?
@BigBadBalrog10 ай бұрын
Tyrion is exactly what Tywin made him. I'm almost convinced Tywin hoped for Tyrion to be more, but lost sight of where tough love ended and neglect began, and he resented his own son for it because he believes in his own infallibility.
@jessp82389 ай бұрын
I think Tywin projects his own shortcomings onto Tyrion. I think he’s angry that despite his son’s deformity he’s arguably a better leader/administrator than his own father.
@mothchan34119 ай бұрын
@@jessp8238 This, and the fact he thinks Tyrion isn't his. The funniest thing is Tyrion is probably the only child that is his. Looking into it I firmly believe that Cersei, and Jamie are Targaryen bastards
@jessp82389 ай бұрын
@@mothchan3411 I agree, neither Jaimie nor Cersei posses Tywins wits. They seem to exhibit more of the traditional Targ features and character traits tbh. But I am also of the theory that all great house have a few dashes of dragon blood secretly.
@scorchinsun65868 ай бұрын
Tywin dislikes Tyrion because he openly loves whores and takes nothing seriously. Tyrion spends his time in Tywins presence making stupid jokes. The one time he proved to be useful, he was rewarded with the Hands position and he accomplished very little, and threatened to rape Tommen.
@jlyn28937 ай бұрын
@@jessp8238I agree Tywin definitely projects his own shortcomings onto Tyrion. I haven't read the books, but I've read that Tywin knew Tyrion was the most like him out of all of his children but because he was a dwarf, Tywin viewed him as the Gods' mockery of himself and resented him for it.
@elliottbelmont70659 ай бұрын
Jamie has a point, tywin does care what people think of him and does care a lot, soon as cercei says she'll tell he panics not just cause of the rebellion against his control but the judgment at court that he'll recevive because of his children he even gets annoyed and angry with olenna when she judges cercei, his hyprocrsys knows no bounds
@anthonyju63929 ай бұрын
I think you misunderstand his statement. Olenna is not among the sheep nor are the people that Cercei would tell. Sheep is not an all encompassing word for meaning everyone outside the family. It means all unimportant people. Once you see that he is perfectly consistent.
@t-rexcellentreviews16632 ай бұрын
Tywin is a disingenuous hypocrite, everyone knows that, he has all the exact same personality flaws that Jaime, Cersei, Tyrion and even Joffrey have, he’s just better at concealing it then they are and smarter in the way he goes about expressing them, his egoistical nature does not allow him to admit or accept these flaws and so he projects them onto his own kids, which makes theirs even worse.
@bumblerbreeАй бұрын
@@anthonyju6392 i think it's less about the people are more about what the accusation could do to the house - cersei and jaime's affair getting out would illegitimise their children and remove the lannisters from the crown, and similarly if cersei is considered too old to remarry it ruins possible alliances and makes cersei more of a nuisance to their family.
@fistofram552616 күн бұрын
Uh, Tywin said that to JAMIE. Not the other way around.
@raiden17666 ай бұрын
Charles Danse is the British voice equivalent of Keith David
@hanshawks50883 ай бұрын
1000 years ago
@hitesh_blues23534 ай бұрын
Tywin had the children who were beautiful (Cersei), brave (Jaime), and smart (Tyrion). Unfortunately his hate for Tyrion, excessive love for Jaime, and neglect of Cersei ruined everything for him.
@t-rexcellentreviews16632 ай бұрын
Tywin thinks all of his children are disappointments, he didn’t love Jaime, Jaime was just the child he had the least amount of disappointment in.
@mrx40223 ай бұрын
Tywin: _All of my children are idiots._
@AwesomeSaucePictures9 ай бұрын
His performance is absolutely perfect
@shurrygp.4100Ай бұрын
Most grave mistake Tywin ever made was misjudge virtues of Tyrion. The little Imp was the most capable successor of Lanister name, and yet Tywin was too blind by hatred and self esteem to see it.
@BlancaPaloma26Ай бұрын
"You can engage in juvenile attempts to make your father uncomfortable" 😂😂
@laurelsilberman57053 ай бұрын
“I don’t distrust you because you’re a woman. I distrust you because you’re not as smart as you think you are” is literally one of the best lines of all time, and perfectly encapsulates the fact that in truth, it is Cersei who possesses “low cunning” not Tyrion. He dislikes Tyrion so much because he’s actually a reflection of Tywin, if only he hadn’t been a dwarf Tywin might have named him heir after all, since Jaimie never wanted it.
@nikosgreek3522 ай бұрын
Dont pay attention to a man's words, pay attention to his actions. When have you ever seen Tywin sitting down to seriously discuss political moves with any of his kids but Tyrion. Hell after pulling off the Red Wedding he was practically beaming at Tyrion as he worked it out. "Not you" indeed. Sometimes Tywin forgets who Tyrion is and just talks with his proper heir as if everything was alright.
@adw68943 ай бұрын
Ironicly I'd say Arya Stark was his fav kid without even knowing haha
@fragsties411820 күн бұрын
0:39 "Your brother would never has submitted to capture so meekly" two days later Meekly Jaime is submitted to capture
@TV-ge3uj19 күн бұрын
I *think* Jaime took out quite a few enemies before "submitting".
@_Greg_42897 ай бұрын
I’m sure everyone will look at me weird for saying that Tywin is like my 3rd favourite character in GoT he’s just such an amazing villain
@psnamstutz90786 ай бұрын
I showed my niece avatar last airbender a while ago. Probably something most of you know as well. Something came to my mind while watching this... imagine tywin had ozai's children!! Especially azula, the girl is a prodigy at everything, even the game of thrones! The episode where she let's zuko get all the glory for killing the avatar... that moment i thought" tywin would be so proud"😂
@KaiDrawsShit036 ай бұрын
He's an amazing character. I'm so glad he died before the writing went to shit. Imagine what they would have done to him.
@vastro9214 ай бұрын
@@KaiDrawsShit03Pull some shit like loving Tyrion.
@sirmelanieofzundert36454 ай бұрын
Even more than me? My 3rd favorite character is Cersei 😅 1st and 2nd place go to Tywin and Tyrion.
@_Greg_42894 ай бұрын
@@sirmelanieofzundert3645ok yeah your weird look is more reasonable
@alejandromartinez62243 ай бұрын
It’s really interesting that all of his children has a quality that would make the child that Tywin Lannister would’ve wanted
@t-rexcellentreviews16632 ай бұрын
Which is also why they probably reminded him of the three Reyne siblings, you know, the ones he hated and killed.
@tiernanwearen809624 күн бұрын
I love how tywin is far nicer to a cupbearer he probably doesn't know her name (well, her real name) than any of his own children.
@ThestaalosАй бұрын
The funny thing is all three of Tywin's kid are actually very successful. Jamie is one of the best swordsmen in westeros, but that's not enough for tywin. Cersei is the queen and house Lannister's biggest asset in the realm, but that's not enough for Tywin. Tyrion is smart as hell and the natural heir to Casterly Rock (since jamie is a kings guard and unable to inherit anything). He'll easily be able to secure his legacy... but again that's not enough for Tywin. Every viewer is always sucking up to Tywin: he is so cool, so smart, so cunning, so ruthless. He is also his family's biggest problem. The dude shows no love to his children, which in turn start doing stupid things, like trying endlessly to prove they are worthy of him. Endlessly failing. Endlessly dragging all of westeros down in the mud while trying to please daddy.
@tsarfox34629 ай бұрын
The true ending of GOT is that Tyrion turns Casterly Rock into a whorehouse just to spite his father. He even puts a scare crow he named Tywin on a chamberpot with several bolts in it.
@derekquigley58167 ай бұрын
I can't get that out of my head now. Funniest ending ever.
@ngnl_irisoul4 ай бұрын
Tyrion was the brains Tywin wanted, Jaime was the warrior Tywin wanted. It's unironic that one has the brain not the physique and the other the physique but too kind of a heart.
@TV-ge3uj3 ай бұрын
... waiting for *one thing* from Cersei that he wanted.
@azeyamplayz16423 ай бұрын
@@TV-ge3uj The body he always wanted 🤪🤪
@azeyamplayz16423 ай бұрын
Both you and I know he sure well wanted to be the queen to Aerys II's king 🤪🤪
@_okoye92342 ай бұрын
@@TV-ge3ujshe has the ambition
@TV-ge3uj2 ай бұрын
@@_okoye9234 Ambition without brains seems to be more of a liability than an asset.
@jmwilliamsart5 ай бұрын
Tywin was right when he said to Cersei that he wished that she knew how to manipulate (and control) Joffrey as well as Margaery does. He was also right on when he said that he doesn’t distrusts her because she’s a woman but because she’s not as smart as she thinks that she is.
@nikosgreek3522 ай бұрын
Id distrust her for both. Ceirsei is the best antifeminist argument Ive ever seen on TV.
@drakerydenFalls4 ай бұрын
Tyion is what Tywin wanted as a son but he was a Dwarf lol
@nobchopper97283 ай бұрын
TBH from a perspective of keeping the power and the Lannister’s ruling he was completely right to have such distain for his children.
@kingKock8811 ай бұрын
Tywin “Chad” Lannister forever!
@Arcjaw4 ай бұрын
"Lannisters don't act like fools" Well the Boratheons certainly do
@TV-ge3uj19 күн бұрын
Please don't tell Stannis.
@emilybell871010 ай бұрын
I love love love charles dance
@7eddiii2 ай бұрын
holy shit jaime actually had a smart comeback for once when he said "as did i" talking about both him and tyrion killing their king
@TheStraightestWhitest9 ай бұрын
"Lannisters, det ekt like fools." - Tywin Lannister
@SeyhawksNow15 күн бұрын
Tyrion got Tywin's wisdom, Jaime his skill of battle and war, and Cersei his cruelty and cunning. But Tywin would have wanted one of them to have all 3 instead
@sadierenaud7413 ай бұрын
Yo why is Tywin so funny tho? 😂
@maestroclassico58012 ай бұрын
02:16 Charles Dance owns this scene. There is no question in my mind that if Tywin were still alive in Season 8 he would've demanded that Cersei marry the Night King.
@kinbolluck476Ай бұрын
HIW DID THE OTHER GUY ETE TWICH !
@kinbolluck476Ай бұрын
AS DID I
@kinbolluck476Ай бұрын
@eyeball.gay IKR
@Affinity8creationsАй бұрын
Ayra was his perfect child
@BingBangPoe3 ай бұрын
Charles Dance is an absolute legend.
@amyrajpat56964 ай бұрын
I know I'm not the only one who was disappointed in how Tywin was killed off. First off, I'm biased because Charles Dance is such a great actor that he just delivers the best of the character he portrays. But the character, Tywin, is such a good character. He's the villain, of course, but he was definitely one I respected even if he had multiple shortcomings where is children were concerned, and it was his witty comebacks to other characters and that he was pretty intelligent that made me like the character so much. That being said, though a villain, Tywin shouldn't have died taking a shit.
@fpp91838 ай бұрын
I was sad when he died.
@0IlTS1808 ай бұрын
Ik but the man had it coming
@chloeleau6 ай бұрын
the show really decreased in quality after he left so makes sense
@TAKE_BACK_BRITAIN4 ай бұрын
So basically every scene lol
@hanshawks50883 ай бұрын
His not afraid to get his hands dirty
@RyanKry2 ай бұрын
Tywin is Geoffrey's double grandfather, both from his mother's and father's side. It's a miracle he came out without missing any of his fingers, toes, and limbs.
@synergy88793 ай бұрын
so basically jamie was a slightly less of a disappointment, tyrion was only disappointing in height and cersei is just disappointing overall
@_okoye92342 ай бұрын
Pretty much 😂😂😂
@psychojoe47642 ай бұрын
03:30 my favorite line bc it sums up my life perfectly
@animeaddict8427Ай бұрын
Tywin = if you all have played according to my plan , we might have won game of thrones 😒😒😒😒😒
@chrismac22343 ай бұрын
It's couldn't care less. Not could care less. If you could care less, that means you care some.
@jirizelona4852 ай бұрын
It’s funny how he liked aya more than his own kids
@user-mt2yc3uk3y2 ай бұрын
2:52 grandcgildren born of combination of brotherly and sisterly love is counted as direct children of the grandfather in my book
@johnnyboy34103 ай бұрын
0:42 ironic
@GEchtorque3 ай бұрын
If Tywin had accepted Tyrion as his son. The Lannister would have ruled 7 kingdom for decades regardless of Daenerys Targaryen having 3 dragons + Unsullied + Dothraki Horde. These two together would have find a way to crush Daenerys. Also, I must say Cerise needs to die in this assumption before Daenerys comes to Westeros. Because one stupid can cause the whole team to lose.
@BlancaPaloma26Ай бұрын
How the hell did Charles Dance not win anything for his portrayal of Tywin Lannister??
@vineelstephen.t7071Ай бұрын
Imagine if cercei was born a man and Tyrion being tall
@raylast38733 ай бұрын
#wellwellifitisnttheconsequencesofhisownactions
@redqueen49444 ай бұрын
I feel like Tywin respects Robb Stark more than he does his children. I mean I wish they met, and I am pretty sure Tywin would have liked him. Even Tyrion told him that he would like him. Imagine if Robb was his child. He wouldn’t even care about the others because Robb is just like him. Except for the part where he is honourable.
@thepowerofsand6180Ай бұрын
I mean Rob had everything, a good and fair father, a loving mother. Two sisters and a friendly rivalry with his half brother and a cocky best friend. Compare that to the Lannister/Barthatheon household and it makes sense why they are so fucked up. The only ones that seem normal are Tommen and Mycella and that's because they get ignored by everyone.
@redqueen4944Ай бұрын
@@thepowerofsand6180 good point, didn’t think of that.
@DragonGoddess182 ай бұрын
I doubt Tywin would like his kids even if they were 10% more decent than they originally were
@AshFrey2 ай бұрын
What would happen if Tywin meet Otto Hightower? 🤔
@badyoutuber1986Ай бұрын
Otto isn't as bad
@RinzlerX122Ай бұрын
@@badyoutuber1986 Otto was worse IMO. Tywin was at least outright with his intentions. With Otto, he bullied and manipulated his daughter against her best friend and IMO is the direct reason the Dance of the Dragons ever happened
@fellino80499 ай бұрын
Lannisters would be too perfect if Tyrion wasn't dwarf, and Jaime wasn't kingsguard.
@music_lyrics-ni7ksАй бұрын
Only 4 minutes?
@hanshawks50883 ай бұрын
His is not a bad father he understands how the world works
@dodde2163 ай бұрын
This generation is so fucked we started putting subtext on screen
@niggamancer69852 ай бұрын
Subtext has been a thing since the 1980s what are you talking about
@dodde2162 ай бұрын
@@niggamancer6985Yeah but subtext is like the name implies, hidden. And now it´s put on screen so even tiktok monkeys can understand