Uber Driver & Grandmother | Stand Up Comedy by Urooj Ashfaq
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4 жыл бұрынIn this video I talk about the highs and lows of Uber rides and the highs and lows of having a Grandmother, also the highs and lows of how Hindus and Muslims perceive each other in this country.
lots of highs and lows, enjoy!
CREDITS
Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai
Directed by Anuj Mehta (@pavlikam)
Edited by Abhishek Upmanyu & Myoho Films (@myohofilms)
Shot by Anuj Mehta, Santosh Kardak, Sanket Sharma
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Barse, Seigen Moopanar, Swarada Bodas
Sound Mixing & Mastering by Varun Patil (@varoonmarooned)
Special Thanks: Abish Mathew
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@uroojashfaq9701 4 жыл бұрын
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@abhisheks00 4 жыл бұрын
Social media ka koi Imaan nahi hota 😂
@User-du7kf 4 жыл бұрын
Liked it, you were amazing! KUDOS
@sandipsaxena143 4 жыл бұрын
Not interesting
@flutistan9244 4 жыл бұрын
Dandanadandandandaraaa
@SD-po6hk 4 жыл бұрын
You are awesome Mam. One of the Best female stand up comic i ever watched.🙌❤
@abhishekkalra565 2 жыл бұрын
Please name your child "cool" so they'd be "cool as faq"
@divyamarkande35 2 жыл бұрын
Another child could be named “Funny Ashfaq” 😁
@KK-zx2gu 2 жыл бұрын
Saad Ashfaque Sad as f*ck
@singhsahaabup.32 2 жыл бұрын
Arey bhai sahab 😂😂
@2555sohail 2 жыл бұрын
Ye accha tha
@khushimundada 2 жыл бұрын
Hard as faq
@akshatverma6889 4 жыл бұрын
1. She is a girl. Minority in Indian start up 2. Comedy on religion. That's a scary territory. 3. She does brilliantly!!
@Tommastein 4 жыл бұрын
Arjun Batra he meant a girl in stand up comedy is a minority. Clear your head before reading anything. Preoccupied mind often leads to barrier in understanding.
@akshatverma6889 4 жыл бұрын
@@arjunbatra2072 the number of female comics is lesser than males is what i meant. Thank You.
@tumu_bandit 4 жыл бұрын
Number nehi degi🤣😂
@Facts_and_Funny_Talksin_Telugu 4 жыл бұрын
Yes most of the time she was blaming Hindus and yes she was comfortable
@tumu_bandit 4 жыл бұрын
@ali zaib Those are just books. Why should I respect books written by humans?? I am no slave. I will criticize all the absurd things written in these books.
@aarushitahilramani 2 жыл бұрын
the way she handled such a dicey set without offending anybody AND making us laugh is simply lit 🦋
@rang-e-mausiki 2 жыл бұрын
Every single word has written very smartly, very well balanced.. she made sure no community get offended.. also bringing out laugh from such topic is itself is a huge thing..
@haroonpatel6375 8 ай бұрын
Laugh?
@shubhuplayzz 5 ай бұрын
@@haroonpatel6375 nahi aaya bhai laugh pta ni is comment section me itne saare simps kaha se aagye bc
@thechesswiki5480 3 ай бұрын
@@haroonpatel6375I don't think female standups are for laugh. Maybe we should just watch that for cringe satisfaction or just to hear some serious speeches
@MOHDAHMED-xk9hy 4 жыл бұрын
A girl with a muslim name and then being an atheist and then being a comedian....is altogether courageous!!💙
@ShubhamSingh-wd9di 4 жыл бұрын
MOHD.AHMED Bhai isliy to pichle teen mahine se gayab h 😂😂😂
@m7ali935 4 жыл бұрын
Well said
@parthkathuria1838 4 жыл бұрын
@@ShubhamSingh-wd9di kuch bhi? Tanmay ke vlogs m dikhi
@xi-themassmurderer5356 4 жыл бұрын
@@FawlCalibur She got married to 40 year old man.
@FawlCalibur 4 жыл бұрын
@@xi-themassmurderer5356 wtf.
@khushbukapoor4917 3 жыл бұрын
She didn't joke about religion...she joked about the mentality of some people of different religions towards each other....
@1101smartkooldude 3 жыл бұрын
that is so true too.
@sridharrao5409 3 жыл бұрын
Unlike that farooqui guy.
@1101smartkooldude 3 жыл бұрын
@@sridharrao5409 you guys fall for all the fake propaganda by the godi medi and IT cell, do you really know what you are talking about? there was no proof just based on the lies of a son of a BJP neta he was falsely and illegally arrested hence he was released with a slap on the face of the BJP neta and his son and group and the godi media, the it cell and the MP police. come on man wake up and cleanse your mind set otherwise this hatred poison will kill you one day and destroy your human existence. sorry to use these harsh words but what i am saying is in your interest and for your wellbeing ok. specially this coming from a south indian it looks bad and surprising and being your fellow south indian this is my humble feeling and advise for you.
@khushbukapoor4917 3 жыл бұрын
@@1101smartkooldude what you are saying is true...that was a political conspiracy...but farooqi did joke about Hindus dieties ....but 4 or 5 years ago and youtube also removed that video..so we should not point out that thing now..but when I saw that video I don't feel good coz I have seen ramyana since my childhood and I felt like crying...may be people will make fun of me or call me dumb as u don't get dark humor etc etc...it was just a joke blah..blah. But personally speaking I got hurt what he said...and now he is not the only person who did that...there are many other comedians like Kunal kamra ,Tanmay Bhatt etc...who did that...so don't think that I m targeting some muslim guy....now u will say that even some Hindus have also make fun of other religions...and I don't appreciate that as well...that is wrong...we don't have the right to disrespect any religion .....we can criticise any religious practice that is harmful for other people but I don't feel it's good to criticize other religion's god ...calling that ki ky plastic surgery kari..ganesh ki ..gaanja phook ke thi....or calling the god of other religion as terrorist or rapist...that is totally wrong...hope u understand..
@khushbukapoor4917 3 жыл бұрын
@@sridharrao5409 yes..he did so. 4 or 5 years ago and youtube removed that....but urooj did it very well
@harshaokin8064 2 жыл бұрын
Good Lord!!! Pure pure pure comedy while not being offensive to anyone. She's so positive and cheerful and I absolutely love that!!! Genuinely impressed with this stand-up comedy!
@stardust3219 3 жыл бұрын
She is extremely funny and her jokes are very thoughtful and also contain some hints of truth about our society . The dislikes must be from her nani and that uber driver's numerous accounts 😂
@sagarchaudhary5260 3 жыл бұрын
That rape joke was so dark that I wasn't able to laugh at it.
@aniketrudraksha 3 жыл бұрын
Sagar Chaudhary to be fair all rape jokes are, to a certain extend.
@jaisanatanrashtra7035 3 жыл бұрын
Rape joke 🙄 where ?
@shristyrajpoot7596 3 жыл бұрын
Reality hits hard
@sagarchaudhary5260 3 жыл бұрын
@@shristyrajpoot7596 yup
@blast2686 3 жыл бұрын
WTH people can laugh at murder jokes and not rape jokes?
@aishwaryerajan3418 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a female comedian who didn't have periods, tampons and vagina in the set. Kudos 👏👏 P.s. - after reading the replies I want to clarify i Have no issues with any comedian talking about any issue, be it a transgender comic talking her experiences, the only thing was that the period, tampons, vagina joke had become very repetitive it was funny when kaneez had that black polythene joke but that was 2 years ago, the same goes to male comics too, a boner or masturbation joke doesn't make me laugh anymore because it's very repetitive now, when Kenny does a joke about how to bath with a bucket of water that is just observational comedy at best, I just want some female comedians to do that and Urooj clearly has the skills to do it and it shows in this clip, and i love her, went to see her live recently, amazing!!
@kareemuzzamankhan7214 4 жыл бұрын
But she had her main agenda. Religion.
@justindian3349 4 жыл бұрын
@Srishti 5 but why a muslim comedian is compelled to do stand up on religion........Aur koi topic nhi aata kya?
@rahulsaw6631 4 жыл бұрын
Literally.....
@sandeepsurve2708 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, Correctly drafted. U have same ability to catch up her ma'am must try.
@Cyanide_Mallika 4 жыл бұрын
@@justindian3349 ab isme bhi takleef hai ?😂 Aur btw usne jhoot kya kaha ?
@sombir2u4u Жыл бұрын
I didn't know she could be this good in dark humour. Hats of to you didi.
@maggieskitchen6385 Жыл бұрын
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@wth437 2 жыл бұрын
In a funny way she pointed a big problem of our society without getting offensive or blaming any religion or people. Hats off
@gautamsnegi27 4 жыл бұрын
that transition from uber to nani was smooth asfaq :P
@tensaics 4 жыл бұрын
ASFAQ XD
@shashankkumar5555 4 жыл бұрын
Killed it 🔥🔥🔥
@babulchetia5043 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@shivugamer2383 4 жыл бұрын
@@babulchetia5043 anyone can see.... nothing really matters
@PrasannjeetSingh 4 жыл бұрын
Damn!!!
@sahashranshumaurya6749 3 жыл бұрын
When she took up the topic I thought it's gonna blow but she played it so easily and beautifully. Best act so far.
@jayalakshmi-wp7zl 3 жыл бұрын
Tatti he
@jayalakshmi-wp7zl 3 жыл бұрын
Teri shakal jaisi
@jayalakshmi-wp7zl 3 жыл бұрын
Baila
@sahashranshumaurya6749 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayalakshmi-wp7zl I don't hate anyone or anything. You're beautiful. :) (In general)
@teaminsane2847 3 жыл бұрын
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@shivanisanyamsharma 2 жыл бұрын
She is brave and a rockstar! Lots of love to you Urooj! ❤️
@johnkvin 2 жыл бұрын
If the craft is honest, you cannot offend anybody. This could have gone anywhere, but that's where the talent makes the difference. Well done Urooj!!
@oxyht 4 жыл бұрын
My dudes, those were not insults. She just pointed out the hypocrisy of both the sides.
@chaudhary-wt4qi 4 жыл бұрын
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 What does this prove? 😑
@arijitjayaswal 4 жыл бұрын
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 Abe wo CAA ke against protest kar Rahi hai ismein relegion Kahan se aagya
@akshaysingh8418 4 жыл бұрын
@@arijitjayaswal Ye lavde k pratinidhitva he,inse kuch hoga ni...
@arijitjayaswal 4 жыл бұрын
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 bhai pehle to apna comment like karna band kar aur thoda dimaag Laga ki CAA Kyun galat hai. Agar wo CAA ke against hai to yeh thodi na hai ki wo bahut jyada religious hai
@arijitjayaswal 4 жыл бұрын
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 Haan saale 1 min ke andar tumhare comment mein like tha aur bol rahe ho tumne comment like nahi Kiya. Aur bat Rahi CAA ki to bhakti chodo aur uske contents padho CAA Muslims ke alawa kisi Ko bhi citizenship dega aur NRC unse citizenship cheen lega agar ye tumhare saath hota to tum nahi protest karte
@akhandsatya6068 4 жыл бұрын
For a 23 year old, that confidence is too dense!! I end up stammering while asking for grocery at Kirana store 🤣 Flawless she is; facing the world and society 🤘🏼
@misternobody6798 4 жыл бұрын
Ye kirana store wala mere saath bhi hota hai.
@shubhammalhotra2868 4 жыл бұрын
Nahi degi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@misternobody6798 4 жыл бұрын
@@shubhammalhotra2868 Aapke dimag mein ye pehla vichar tha kya?
@psico6962 4 жыл бұрын
@@shubhammalhotra2868 Tum jaiso ka koi Imaan nahi hota hai 🤣
@mamidalarevanth2325 4 жыл бұрын
Kirana chodo...KFC mein order dhek ke bhi bolene mein this one bolke issue sort karte hai😜😂😂
@krutikasalgaonkar1863 Жыл бұрын
Hats off to you Urooj...you have maintained a fine line about religion and comedy..very few people can do it this way, be like this forever, we are proud of you ♥️
@pareshpanchal7566 2 жыл бұрын
Loved your content totally...Too brave and sarcastic at the same time.
@FareezKhanJNU2010 4 жыл бұрын
She is too intelligent for a comedian and courageous enough to raise important communal issues within communities. Very honest. Love her content seriously. Keep it up.
@varunb9661 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I read tour name in a hurry and thot its Farjiuddin....!
@tabhome1618 4 жыл бұрын
She really did a great job. Skirts around the most volatile issue in the current Indian socio cultural scenario with such candour and effortless ease. Real genius and I wish we have a whole lot more of this spirit and stop taking ourselves so seriously. Hats off to the young lady.
@amolkhobaragade 4 жыл бұрын
She is intelligent but not that funny.
@FareezKhanJNU2010 4 жыл бұрын
@@amolkhobaragade funniness is a subjective matter. Let's agree to disagree. Kapil Sharma, for e.g. is funny or may be not funny at all, but I am not a fan of his jokes. He may makes me laugh but maza bilkul nahi aata.
@amolkhobaragade 4 жыл бұрын
@@FareezKhanJNU2010 Subjective opinion becomes objective based on no.of opinions and these opinions are many. There are many funnier comedians than her but she does have talent.
@VeenaSuresh-ti2vu 4 жыл бұрын
*She is cute "ashfaq"!!* Edit 1-*"appreciating someone is not considered simpin' guys,chill!"* Edit 2-*"if y'all are so damn pissed get a comment worth 2.3k likes!!*
@venkyswhanika7599 4 жыл бұрын
Hey that's my line
@cyberangel.3140 4 жыл бұрын
Slim Shady 😂
@cyberangel.3140 4 жыл бұрын
venkysw Hanika bro take a chill pill
@DebrajAcharya 4 жыл бұрын
She is not cute she....is damn cute💜
@NoThing-ec9km 4 жыл бұрын
yes urooj is cute
@Kuldeepsingh-io6sv 2 жыл бұрын
That "yaah Maulanaji" part was litttt......
@sivanand.b4474 2 жыл бұрын
This one was really outstanding.. It was funny. In fact very funny.. Some people jus keep using bad words during their act.. She kept it clean and had some valid points.. Great work..
@Bond00.7 3 жыл бұрын
Few parts In her stand are not kinda laughable....instead they are dark truths of the society
@omprakhashmudaliar 3 жыл бұрын
💯
@pr7ish 3 жыл бұрын
uske liye or hai joke to thik se likh lo
@grey301k 2 жыл бұрын
bro it goes both the way ! i hope u get it
@rudranshbhadauriya_27 2 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half not gonna lie .....
@vatsalpathak5970 2 жыл бұрын
She insult both religion without any hate and cute face successfully
@drumiltanna 4 жыл бұрын
I love how she talks about publicly perceived uncomfortable topics in such a free manner!
@ashishborana2953 4 жыл бұрын
That is comedy bro
@nikhilvishnoi100 4 жыл бұрын
Thats her job.
@emperorsatan8594 4 жыл бұрын
@@dineshdevjibishnoi4000 then don't watch it.... It's a free country
@anthonygonsalvis121 Жыл бұрын
You're freakin' awesome, and brutally honest. Protect your brand identity. Best wishes
@Edumentorofficial Жыл бұрын
I genuinely love her act.
@sakshi5549 4 жыл бұрын
Her forehead shines 10× brighter than my non existent future
@jchof5401 4 жыл бұрын
Kya apke fair and lovely me namak he
@AnuragMishra-gt5ol 4 жыл бұрын
no one has more shine than her even check mirror first
@mrrohitjadhav470 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣
@feddythechamp 4 жыл бұрын
I played the video again to check out her shiny forehead.🤣
@urbanproductions5584 4 жыл бұрын
@@feddythechamp I know for what u replayed
@karanoli4914 4 жыл бұрын
lol she triggered both religions at the same time🤣
@abbasmujtaba3098 4 жыл бұрын
Brother, don't mind for this, can u say me, in this video, at which time she triggered Hinduism???
@TechUpdatesindia 4 жыл бұрын
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@anurag1588 4 жыл бұрын
She triggered some stupid people, that's all
@muzzammilsuhail275b5 4 жыл бұрын
abbas mujtaba bhavnao mei beh gya hai launda choro enjoy the video
@parthkathuria1838 4 жыл бұрын
@@abbasmujtaba3098 when did she target muslim? She was just talking casually
@anupkumarkp 2 жыл бұрын
6:40 - 6:50 I can't stop laughing.. But lol we should accept that she's a secular woman..
@pgraja5767 3 жыл бұрын
she is quick, witty, smart and bright, and acts well. brilliant performance
@rushimahanubhav5553 4 жыл бұрын
Hindus laughed harder on muslim Jokes. Muslims enjoyed the hindu jokes more While atheists were LMAOing throughout 😂😂😂
@Mrindia-uy8yj 4 жыл бұрын
And Iam lamoiing at your comment👏
@hassjackspirit8879 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm an atheist too 😂
@BeastMaster-gc5zg 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes are jokes. If someone gets angry they should just leave
@hoziergf2635 4 жыл бұрын
tueeeeeeeeeeeeeeedattttttttttttttt
@phx__7 4 жыл бұрын
You are a sarcastic person !
@tusharrohra9093 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, her forehead is brighter than my future.
@Banditxam4 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@speedyhorn266 4 жыл бұрын
Bigger the forehead,bigger the heart ❤️
@Shivumathur8059 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@GurjeetSingh-wb7it 4 жыл бұрын
@@speedyhorn266 Go marry a bald man then
@speedyhorn266 4 жыл бұрын
Gurjeet Singh I’m into ‘Women’ sir. And yeah i don’t mind marrying a bald lady 🤷♂️
@Nox.INkRecords 2 жыл бұрын
Damn 🤣 timings, punchlines, expressions & perfect executions. This is gold! Totally subbing this channel.
@aubass7788 Жыл бұрын
Saw you first time but damnn you are just awesome 😍 Loved it now... seeking for your other videos❤️
@krizrocks00 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody : Literally Nobody : Urooj : *YEAH, MAULANA JI!*
@rider_aquarius 3 жыл бұрын
😂😅😆😆😅😂😂
@rabeeasohail4282 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@anuragcharas807 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍
@Milan_Sharma_9 3 жыл бұрын
That one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,.. i can't stop my laungh 🤣🤣
@shanayasoulful7605 3 жыл бұрын
@@Milan_Sharma_9 who's maulanaji yrr???
@soupverse 3 жыл бұрын
The kind of jokes about religions that both Hindus and Muslims can enjoy and laugh at 😂
@Vardan.Sharma 3 жыл бұрын
Yaah... Absolutely
@sachinkumar-tl7gb 3 жыл бұрын
Kisi Bhi Religion ka Majak Shaitan hone ke lakshan Aur Narak ke lakshan sabhi ka Aadar karo nahin toh barbaad ho jaoge
@manujohn99 3 жыл бұрын
@Soup All religions are fake & useless, thats why its actually funny
@luvkumar5096 3 жыл бұрын
@@manujohn99 all religion are not fake . Read bhagawat Geeta you may change the perspective of your life . (I'm not asking for you to become hindusim but atleast read it before judging .)
@manujohn99 3 жыл бұрын
@@luvkumar5096 Why do you want to waste my time in reading it, it is no better than reading a children's story book.
@monalgupta6981 2 жыл бұрын
SO PERFECTLY DONE!! LOVED IT UROOJ!!
@Raj-rc5ix Жыл бұрын
You are sweet and cute Urroj, I am Ex-Hindu, Atheist and now has become Human with Humanity heart........Trust me, if every person if they give up religious dogmas then surely all will become Human.....
@pranaysheshak5931 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe no one laughed at "You guys also do it" 😂😂
@sratra1 4 жыл бұрын
Same here!!
@sancharsharma 4 жыл бұрын
Too real :p
@disha682 4 жыл бұрын
Guilt.
@vaibhavbahuguna137 4 жыл бұрын
Because It is something we don't do willingly .and It is supposed to be a secret.
@sahrudaym9221 4 жыл бұрын
in my case , I have never done that . The only time I have heard that was from old people who will die soon .
@ankitaghadge8173 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when she said..Shagufta love letter likhri h vo bhi Hindu ladke ko. How do u know? “Left to right likhri h” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@myspiritanimaliscat2609 3 жыл бұрын
@@kachraseth3422 your name lol😂😂 Edit : the name was "tum mujhme sama jao" ..😂😂 the person deleted his comment..😂
@Manasio_o 2 жыл бұрын
@@myspiritanimaliscat2609 thanks for that I was confused 😂
@MdIrshad-sd3bm 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@117flood4 2 жыл бұрын
Urooj Ashfaq, Bravo my sister. You showed that equality matters. Insult or praise doesn't. Enjoyed & Subscribed.
@justurtype15 2 жыл бұрын
For the first time ever I'm feeling super cool after watching her video... She gave equal takkar to boys. 🙌 welldone mam
@syedmuthahardpa 4 жыл бұрын
There's a lot of comics out there doing safe sets and getting easy laughs. Making the audience uncomfortable and then again make them laugh... that takes a hell lotta skill and courage! So refreshing.
@anujdogra6505 4 жыл бұрын
💯 percent true bhaijaan. She is exceptional 👏🏻👏🏻
@ehteshamanis 4 жыл бұрын
👍
@humblecomic9380 4 жыл бұрын
Syed Muthahar her material is straight from Srijan Kaushik’s first video. Rest are also overdone jokes and premises. Doesn’t take courage to change the word auto to Uber. But does take courage to post a video with jokes done by another comic
@vvshetty1 4 жыл бұрын
U muslim h isliya bol rha h😂 did u not listen, woh nhi h😂
@AnshSingh-lv6mx 4 жыл бұрын
Kya chutiya public hai bc.negativity at it's best. Ignore Syed Bhai.
@sayeedmh 4 жыл бұрын
"Left to right likh rahi hai !" - Best punch ever. Well done ! Good luck.
@91795aashish 4 жыл бұрын
Sayeed Mohammed ha ye wala accha tha... uuu maulana ji wala bhi😂
@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 4 жыл бұрын
@@supersaiyanbluegokusan4418 divorce 3 ho ya 1 divorce hi hoti hai tm log Ku jal rhy or rhi baat halala ki toh vo apna religion jb koi Kisi sy shadi kry ga talaak de GA phr us sy shadi krna chahy ga penalty to deni paday g naw...Khair yeh smjhdar logo ky liye baat hai tm apni cow mother ko smbhalo pta nae kitny ky Saath kiye ho g
@parthpatel9602 4 жыл бұрын
@@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 nai bhai Hindu me nai sala hamara to cousin pasand ati bhi ho to ya to bhag ke shaadi aur ghar kabhi mat aao ya phir bhool jao Aur ghare pe pata to chalna hi nai chaiye This should change yaar
@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 4 жыл бұрын
@@parthpatel9602 sisters ky ilawa Kisi bi girl sy shadil allowhai bro
@AmbikaaChauhan 4 жыл бұрын
Matlab Kya h iska ?
@musicon-musicforpeace1887 9 ай бұрын
What an awesomely balanced, intelligent and humorous girl you are! We need more, many more like you 😊
@Sky_yadav718 2 жыл бұрын
This line was too funny 😄 Sehgupta has a boyfriend How do you know She wrote a letter him left to right Urooj played well with two religious She didn't insult and hurt anyone 🇮🇳 Hare Krishna 🙏
@medhajoshi5185 4 жыл бұрын
"Love letter likh rhi h hindu ladke ko" "How do u know?" "Left to right likh rhi h 😂"
@thunderhawkkk 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaitanyakapoor3911 Urdu is written right to left and Hindi/English is written left to right
@iSalmanAnsari 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@anahita-bn6cy 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah😁😁that stereotypic thinking.left=muslim .right=Hindu.😅😅
@vgwarelearning4057 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaitanyakapoor3911 Bhai, tere Matlab ka KYA MATLAB ? u know all religion na :P
@raghavchugh9466 4 жыл бұрын
Lit asfaq urooj..!! Rare breed of comedian not playing safe with jokes.. making us laugh and uncomfortable at same time is a good sign that narative boundary is being pushed rather than being sweeped under the rug..!!
@AnuragYadav-yp9de 4 жыл бұрын
Bro. Too cool. Art.
@gayatritakodara2409 4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't agree more Raghav.. Hats off to the girl.. admirable.. Doing an excellent job.. Go girl!!!
@abhinavprasad2828 4 жыл бұрын
raghav chugh what?
@SinghalLouis 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there..
@VigneshSharma-vrs 4 жыл бұрын
damn! this comment is more cool than..
@arulnambi1283 Жыл бұрын
Very practical and balanced Urooj...I like your diction 👌👏👏👏
@adityashankarpathak5732 2 жыл бұрын
today is 24th September and this video was released exact two years ago. how cool is that
@aasimtahir6867 4 жыл бұрын
Two things learned. 1. Stereotypes are based on some truth. 2. Bigotry goes both ways.
@KavateJayesh 4 жыл бұрын
It's ironic tho that first statement of yours. Because stereotypes are generalisations. Generalisations r anything but truth tho. Not fool proof
@AnkitGupta-zg4xh 4 жыл бұрын
U r learning from a comedy show rather take it as comedy and move on.
@indrakumargarg8688 4 жыл бұрын
Well I think it's a bigger bigotry when people of certain faith have ruled another for many years during which various temples were vandalised , forced conversion happened and our culture was demonized in every possible way , there's no way you can deny that bigotry of one side is much bigger than other side
@KavateJayesh 4 жыл бұрын
@@indrakumargarg8688 agreed. Though only thing that stopped reverse bigotry at those times were the lack of power. I don't think things would be too different if roles were reversed.
@indrakumargarg8688 4 жыл бұрын
@@KavateJayesh really , then please give a single example of an Indian ( Bharatiya) king invading any other country and mass murdering or converting people , heck even when ashoka gained power over whole subcontinent , he only preached peace , and when we did go to another countries , we only brought prosperity ( example : Cambodia , Angkor ; it was the largest city for hundreds of years and everyone living in it was prosperous and happy )
@mahesh958 4 жыл бұрын
Oof the silence when she said 'You guys also do it'. That must've hit a nerve with the people there.
@VigneshMiriyala 4 жыл бұрын
Kind of offended by it, because we don't do it.
@manmohanseepana8819 4 жыл бұрын
@@VigneshMiriyala yeah we actually have the audacity to say that on their faces!!
@shivajithakur7735 4 жыл бұрын
not everyone think like him i think he is putting what she thinks about others
@surajmaurya2553 4 жыл бұрын
@@VigneshMiriyala🤣
@blackstorks2454 4 жыл бұрын
@@manmohanseepana8819 because you are in majority.
@dnaruka1307 2 жыл бұрын
Very enjoyable to watch this. Looking forward to catching more of her shows. Best.
@hafsabintearshad.1730 Жыл бұрын
the way ur nani thinks that when she dies after party begins that is the only truth we all are ignoring may allah guide us to understand that our extemely better is our after life
@DD-ky9xi Жыл бұрын
That's Idiotic. There's no afterlife
@childaisha5098 Жыл бұрын
If your child dies ........you will be happy he is with ullah hu uber...........non sense
@manjunathsandhya 3 жыл бұрын
She is really funny, in a long time a good Indian comedian. I hope she becomes really famous. I would love to watch more of her stand-up.
@pantologist2216 3 жыл бұрын
you laugh when men say such things right?
@manjunathsandhya 3 жыл бұрын
@@pantologist2216 Why not? If it's funny. Sure.
@rajats67 3 жыл бұрын
@@pantologist2216 same thoughts, ek bhi joke par hasi nahi aai
@rajats67 3 жыл бұрын
@Richa Priya vahi check karne yaha aaya tha, Thank god I'm still normal.
@goodkid2576 3 жыл бұрын
@Richa Priya didi ye sab chodo padhai likhai par dyan do, varna aapki baari aa jayegi rona karneki. Even imo she is unfunny
@Archew34 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out sooooo hard when she said: Yeahhh, Maulanaji😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aadhiablink9469 3 жыл бұрын
What its mean?
@rida2033 3 жыл бұрын
@@aadhiablink9469 Maulana is like pandit of muslims
@spiritualboy6753 3 жыл бұрын
@@rida2033 😎❤️❤️
@inamdarsaquib9528 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't got it man , i am also atheist from Muslim family, can anyone tell me? Like the comment if you did , i will get notified
@satyaranjanbanerjee3851 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@Theachieverrko 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope for once we should have a Uber driver as stand up comedian. It will be blast.
@dr.raziasultana5019 Жыл бұрын
Good one....... We are living in truly mad society...... Presented beautiful.. Hats off
@jeetujeet27 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a comedian who didn't bash Hindus only , truly balanced and wonderful act ....Come to Delhi ma'am ... thanks to such people
@abhishekdadhwal4432 4 жыл бұрын
i died laughing, when she did "yayyy mulaanaji"
@digitalpawan 4 жыл бұрын
What does it means
@abhishekdadhwal4432 4 жыл бұрын
@@digitalpawan muslim pandit
@abhishekdadhwal4432 4 жыл бұрын
@Avinash K naah it was the figure of speech. Whenever I come across people like you I feel more proud of my parent's upbringing.
@Rohit-lz4oe 4 жыл бұрын
@@abhishekdadhwal4432 bwahah excellent reply bruh😂
@AshokKumar-je6fe 4 жыл бұрын
then who commented this????
@patrunidileep4802 9 ай бұрын
5:28 if you don't have a nani you will have a dadi there is always a spare caught me
@bhimsenchoudhary6933 2 жыл бұрын
Crush aagya inpe aur inki voice pe 😍
@kashyap5186 3 жыл бұрын
she's totally right there are always stereo types on both side we all talk about each others religion 😂
@kashyap5186 2 жыл бұрын
@Amazing World I guess every one has seen some things
@sibinkdaniel7534 3 жыл бұрын
Urooj talking about grandma : There's always a spare. Me: sabke paas nahi hota laxman
@solo7513 3 жыл бұрын
Xddd epic
@vinyashere4all 3 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@sibinkdaniel7534 3 жыл бұрын
@@vinyashere4all 😂😂😂😅
@aishwaryashetty4837 3 жыл бұрын
Good and sad to see that I'm not alone 🥺
@sibinkdaniel7534 3 жыл бұрын
@@aishwaryashetty4837 heyyy really sorry for your loss..
@freakedits4824 2 жыл бұрын
that mmmm moulaana jiii was something extraordinary...........
@pratikn990 6 ай бұрын
She really nailed it And she was really cool 😂
@srksfp2101 3 жыл бұрын
"Shah Rukh Khan bhi?" Is one of the greatest and underrated comebacks ever.
@piyushsohal94 4 жыл бұрын
"Left to right likh ri hai" 😂😂
@abhishesh.sharma 4 жыл бұрын
bahut sahi !
@abhishesh.sharma 4 жыл бұрын
@LAKSHAY GUPTA urdu right to left likhte hain ! Left to right likh rahi hai matlab hindi likh rahi hai maane ladka urdu/arabic nahi jaanta hai
@saketsharma5080 4 жыл бұрын
@@abhishesh.sharma Thanks I also didn't get that.
@blessedsoul2911 Жыл бұрын
My friend sent me your vedio telling me she gets my vibe after seeing you and took that as a compliment because you are too good ♥️
@atharvagorle8754 Жыл бұрын
Are you from India?
@RGupta-is9dy Жыл бұрын
I just hope that stupid fanatics don't stop her from getting the content out.. she is great and she is brave
@vipulpatil5279 4 жыл бұрын
Urooj' forehead seems to shine brighter than my future Just how wonderful are you ♥️♥️♥️
@tarunghosh9033 4 жыл бұрын
dafaq, I was going to comment this.
@atifaquilabbasi7580 4 жыл бұрын
YE TUM NHI TUMHARI THARAK BOL RHI HAI
@parthpd2664 4 жыл бұрын
@@atifaquilabbasi7580 abe pehle woh kya bola h woh toh samjh bacche ne tharak ke kuch baat he nai ke h usne kaha h Ke "urooj ka sir(khopri) lagta h ke vipul patil ke future se jayda chamak Raha hain " .
@parthpd2664 4 жыл бұрын
@@atifaquilabbasi7580 Etna bada Wala bhadwa Janam se ho yaa Baad meh bane
@atifaquilabbasi7580 4 жыл бұрын
@@parthpd2664 Are bhai tameez ke ek daira hota uske ander reh comment kro bhai aur wo ek mazak tha aur tumhe mirchi kyu lag rhi hai by the way
@kreetiyadav8001 4 жыл бұрын
What I like about her 1. She had the guts to speak on both religions. Unlike other comedians targeting one religion. 2. She is great comedian with good timing and scripting.
@BeanTheRetard 4 жыл бұрын
3) she's cute af, but you wouldn't care bout that i reckon
@faheemshaikh1055 4 жыл бұрын
Obviously, Cauz she's atheist.
@ringoman08 4 жыл бұрын
These are the gray line madam, this is where what should not and what should starts to blur.
@ringoman08 4 жыл бұрын
@@sudhakar7889 no we are a nazi countary! India ka capital lahore hai aur hum bangaladesh ki pm ko apni queen banaenge@@ XD There was nothing she talked about religion lol
@ringoman08 4 жыл бұрын
@@sudhakar7889 Thank god we are not married, anyways. look man you are a smart guy you get it. She is a modern woman I respect it. Not everyone will, public speaking is a responsible job. Words have power too. If she wants to do comedy thats okay but she must also understand her responsibility, right. First video uploaded sidha on religion. We have teachers in universities living as radicalized scums don't expect public to get it as well.
@documentsclub2121 2 жыл бұрын
Dislikes started when she said , she is an ATHEIST! ................
@sinchitachoudhury4082 2 жыл бұрын
Please post more... Have seen this so many times. You are awesome 👍
@BilalAhmed-ib3yw 4 жыл бұрын
Too Dank. She's a cute face with loads of dark humor.
@Xero11111Joy 4 жыл бұрын
Humor tha. Dark humor kahan tha?
@shievamshreyas9242 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xero11111Joy he's offended, maybe
@shardulphadtare1460 4 жыл бұрын
@@shievamshreyas9242 maybe he is navimumbaiker 😂🤣
@shievamshreyas9242 4 жыл бұрын
@@shardulphadtare1460 😜😜🤣
@shardulphadtare1460 4 жыл бұрын
@@shievamshreyas9242 😂😂🤣
@TechKhurana 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamps:- “Haven’t showered today”: liked the vid “Left to right likh rahi hai”: subbed
@archittdua 4 жыл бұрын
Achha
@TechKhurana 4 жыл бұрын
City of Tech arrey meri jaan
@truthdiary6710 4 жыл бұрын
notification ghanti dabaya ?
@saranoor8136 4 жыл бұрын
Tech Khurana left to right..what did it mean?
@sah8042 4 жыл бұрын
@@saranoor8136 Means she was writing in Hindi/English not Urdu/Arabic
@mayurmankar3251 2 жыл бұрын
Most talented standup comedian
@gaurangshah11 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@altafahmed5234 Жыл бұрын
“She thinks that’s when the after party is” 😂
@seraphicmukeshkumarmishra6501 4 жыл бұрын
she had me at "hmmm maulana ji"" dang girl ferocious performance
@devanshi864 4 жыл бұрын
I hope she's safe
@humaneBicycle 4 жыл бұрын
@@devanshi864 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vaibhavshuklaauthorce 4 жыл бұрын
@@devanshi864 She's not in Pakistan, here you can question religion. But ofcourse that violates the entire existance of Islam cause when you do that Islam seems irrelevant and brutal.
@AnkitGupta-zg4xh 4 жыл бұрын
@@devanshi864 i with 69 mullah friend issued a fatwa against her
@celineshoes_lalisa 4 жыл бұрын
*the biggest mistake i did in life that i drank water when she said “yeeeeahhh maulanaji” i spat water right into my dad’s face. Thankyou maulanaji for a trip to the doctor.*
@abigailparry3264 4 жыл бұрын
I played that out in my headdddddd. Happened w me as well lol
@dakshsinghal5814 4 жыл бұрын
Hardest laugh I've had in a while lol
@celebcrunch5528 4 жыл бұрын
You're lying
@celineshoes_lalisa 4 жыл бұрын
celebcrunch never in a million years
@hymnmathew4664 4 жыл бұрын
How sharp was your water!..that your dad ended up in the hospital
@ashrarsheikh5796 2 жыл бұрын
Her Expressions are Flawless. ❤️
@shreyamarathe4401 2 жыл бұрын
I randomly found this one, and omg how humourous u r, and btw i m also athiest and good to know that there are more
@abdulmalik053 4 жыл бұрын
"Yeah Maulanaji" WTF 🤣🤣🤣
@Ranodeep014 4 жыл бұрын
u could feel the room crumbling with tension when she started talking about hindu-musilm like oh no i didn't know this was a kunal kamra show
@rahulpatil5577 4 жыл бұрын
Ranodeep Seth don’t worry bro
@chetansharma7833 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who can mock Islam as well. I just hope she remains safe 😝 FATWA is coming !!!
@pilotcyborg.gaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@chetansharma7833 14K people has approved for Fatwa
@ranvijaysingh1483 4 жыл бұрын
Nani Questionable Human thing 🌈😋
@venkataraoyarlagadda2278 4 жыл бұрын
Maro
@staerrygguk Жыл бұрын
2:26 that's exactly what my name is💀 I got goosebumps lol🙂
@pixiedust9001 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 too good.... please keep posting more please!!
@main_lukkha_hoon8795 4 жыл бұрын
I come here everyday just to see her say MAULANA JI.💃💃💃 6:46
@ashutosht10 4 жыл бұрын
Same here man 😂😂
@pilotcyborg.gaming 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lalithrockz 4 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedazharuddin643 chill bro
@pilotcyborg.gaming 4 жыл бұрын
@@lalithrockz he is a typical triggered mullah
@lalithrockz 4 жыл бұрын
@@mohammedazharuddin643 damn kya toxic he be thu
@AK-me9cx 4 жыл бұрын
She doesn't make us wait for the jokes, she goes supersonic, loved it.
@gaurangim1917 3 жыл бұрын
When you said about the after life party that shit was true😂😂😂
@DigitalNarad Жыл бұрын
"Maulanaaaa Jiiii", you nailed it.
@davidkumar5698 4 жыл бұрын
The cab driver could also have said " Muslims kabhi 5-stars nahi dete. "
@supersaiyanbluegokusan4418 4 жыл бұрын
😂vo fir bhi 5 star ni degi kyunki usme feelings nhi.
@arshjotjattana1210 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah very cleevr
@SD-po6hk 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@anisurrehman8436 4 жыл бұрын
😂😄
@NayadArvind 4 жыл бұрын
Well said sir .
@SaeedKhan-jm4qq 4 жыл бұрын
When life gives you choices choose Urooj ashfaaq over J.zubair.
@ayushchoudhary4721 4 жыл бұрын
Who is J zubair??
@Faisalkhan-il5dn 4 жыл бұрын
@@ayushchoudhary4721 jannat zubair
@Faisalkhan-il5dn 4 жыл бұрын
@@yashdhikle4825 celeb google karna bhai
@fru1tz643 4 жыл бұрын
@@yashdhikle4825 Hoe🙄 Aise nahi bolte bhai, Behen Hai Wo bhi kisi ki 😕
@shiekhfahim6787 4 жыл бұрын
1210 😂😂fuck
@Ianjalibehera Жыл бұрын
Woww yaarrr🔥❤️❤️❤️how perfectly she told this ki harr religion m yh hota h its not about religion it’s about people 🔥🔥🤍loved itt ♥️
@omkarshendge5438 2 жыл бұрын
Urooj is one of the best comedians out there ngl! seriously her content is lit! btw ik this was all joke but in reality Navi Mumbai is where everyone wants to come lol! One of the most beautifully planned cities! All mumbaikars wish they were in navi mumbai during rains
@sou0taku 4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the standup : No body has Iman! 😂 Everybody is fingre pointing at eachother in the same boat.
@Barry88487 4 жыл бұрын
True that :)
@vivekpanjesha3947 4 жыл бұрын
BTW what is iman
@Barry88487 4 жыл бұрын
@@vivekpanjesha3947 morals
@14thpixel 4 жыл бұрын
My take away from this set. "There is always a spare one" Hilarious.
@HowardR79 5 ай бұрын
Wish our Politicians understood the simple message here & let people live the way they want........ Keep it up Urooj. Your talent is Amazing to say the least & after Trevor Noah, your sense of timing & expression for the punch lines & the ease with which you narrate is Mind Boggling.......
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