Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level - Key & Peele
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5 жыл бұрынTwo ultimate fighters make their case for why they’re going to win the big match, but one of them clearly takes it more seriously than the other.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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@Rorschach003 Жыл бұрын
There’s nothing scarier than a man who desperately doesn’t want to kill you but knows he has to
@rodricensi5788 Жыл бұрын
he is crying for him and all Lol
@killeanmcchesney5138 11 ай бұрын
And “was sent by god” to do it hahahaha
@jamesbelleza5377 11 ай бұрын
Nothing is scarier than the man/men who defeated Paulo
@slvtre6728 11 ай бұрын
@@jamesbelleza5377 dq. He murdered them
@jessearana 11 ай бұрын
He is but Gods instrument! If God wants that Man dead....then he WILL die!
@KindredEmotions 4 жыл бұрын
"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." is one of the coldest lines I've heard in a long time. I love it.
@lagosfury5142 4 жыл бұрын
Facts,,as soon as he started talking I was crying!!,lol
@JayCeePea 4 жыл бұрын
That line was epic, LoL.
@dannypqliar8763 4 жыл бұрын
That's basically Khabib hahaha!
@4thAndGoalSports 4 жыл бұрын
That was deap
@slinkyatrest 4 жыл бұрын
This went to a dark place
@Joesire Жыл бұрын
"Then you're family will gather around the hospital bed to see... The NEW Derek." That was crazy as hell! 😅😅😅
@dominicdevore2570 11 ай бұрын
“Gods lessons, are beautiful”😂
@brandontaylor3874 10 ай бұрын
"yeah I quit" me
@Dontwatch7556 9 ай бұрын
I thought he said "gather around to see The New Day"😅 Even funnier now that I know he says "The New Derek"😂.
@andrewsmith3257 6 ай бұрын
This skit goes so hard!! 😅
@OcarinaOfTime 4 ай бұрын
Now that was loco !
@smnoy23 Жыл бұрын
Best part of this sketch is that Paulo also seems horrified by what he must do
@ARC5 10 ай бұрын
how can you be horrified by doing god's work?
@timtim6373 9 ай бұрын
“ I don’t enjoy killing people, but when done righteously it’s just a choir like any other, and practiced hands make for easy work” -some crazy Mormon guy with bandages on his face
@williamwinder5011 9 ай бұрын
@@ARC5because sometimes what god asks of us isn't easy. But the work must be done.
@seankelly378 9 ай бұрын
@@ARC5when God asked abraham to sacrafice isaac. He was horrified
@WTFisTingispingis 7 ай бұрын
@@ARC5ask literally anybody who God told to do stuff in the Old Testament.
@PassionYetPeace 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone wondering about his two losses, it's very simple. If you kill your opponent, you get disqualified.
@aotearoa24-79 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he lost against Jesus and God.
@4skin595 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen lol
@abdulfatahmohamoud1146 3 жыл бұрын
@@aotearoa24-79 you've used "and " between God and jessus. It means tirinity is a false teaching , how can 3 can be 1 !!!?
@denusklausen3685 3 жыл бұрын
@@abdulfatahmohamoud1146 the Christians believe that the holy spirit, Jesus and God is the same being, and the explanation is its possible because God is omnipotent and can be three beings at once. Just like the Muslims explain how Muhammad, a person who couldn't read or write was able to read and write the Quran through the powers of Gabriel and God. When talking about someone as almighty as God we can't use earthly logic.
@quektaker6110 3 жыл бұрын
I get where you're going with the joke but this isn't true
@DeesonJame 3 жыл бұрын
Fight cancelled. Derek has opened his heart to the Lord.
@checkmyplaylist1695 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah literally.lmao
@bushidotestu1997 2 жыл бұрын
And it is bloody
@aldrinmercado3475 2 жыл бұрын
The family has seen the new derick
@kadei7117 2 жыл бұрын
Literally and metaphorically
@Peta_CHAD69 2 жыл бұрын
All it took was a medically induced coma.
@calowenby1654 7 ай бұрын
The fact that Derek gets more and more terrified every time he shows up and Paulo gets more and more devoted to his cause cracks me up every time.
@user-wp5qo6qg7q 4 ай бұрын
same lol
@jamescalderon289 18 күн бұрын
They really are good actors
@danielhopkins2277 10 ай бұрын
“I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.” - Mike Tyson
@matthewhummel1572 Ай бұрын
Brings to mind the impending fight with what’s his face, apparently, he brought Mikes dead daughter into it. He’s gonna erase him.
@DoctorStorytime 15 күн бұрын
He didn't do that! Did he??? That's fucked.
@matthewhummel1572 15 күн бұрын
@@DoctorStorytime yeah, you don’t do shit like that unless you’re looking to get your brain turned into paste.
@DoctorStorytime 15 күн бұрын
@@matthewhummel1572 well, he and his brother did get banned from Japan for mocking the dead in Suicide Forest. I really shouldn't be surprised.
@matthewhummel1572 15 күн бұрын
@@DoctorStorytime Im not much of a fight fan, but I’m really ready for this one to happen. He’s gonna get the Mike Tyson speech upgrade after this fight.
@altaccount8133 4 жыл бұрын
His 2 losses were from jesus and god
@doylustheboy 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@andrewjackson5295 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!!
@andrewjackson5295 3 жыл бұрын
IM WHEEZING
@donwanna3906 3 жыл бұрын
Hasn't fought the Holy Spirit yet.
@youngsumma 3 жыл бұрын
@@donwanna3906 rumor has it he lost that one too by rear naked choke
@3fl1ppp 4 жыл бұрын
This man doesnt kill people, he "sets them free". 😂
@TheShowOff2I 4 жыл бұрын
ctac408 gaming He teaches them what they need to learn
@hrishikesh12341 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😆
@bubbaj456-2 4 жыл бұрын
Devin Brown I bet its a Batman Arkham city reference. Victor Zasz says that.
@frogboi8166 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ashutoshjain5094 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking scars.
@JayMajor727 Ай бұрын
"if yall got an actual crazy person to fight, thats not fair to me. or him'" im crying
@kentongriffin1153 6 ай бұрын
"God's lessons are beautiful? Who put this fight together?"😂
@Eva-uw6uo 4 жыл бұрын
1:02 If someone is shedding tears while maintaining unbroken eye contact with you as they calmly tell you they're gonna make you meet god, maybe don't fight that person.
@thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 жыл бұрын
Gods lessons are so beautiful!
@2broke943 4 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna do that from now on I'm to lazy to fight someone
@Eva-uw6uo 4 жыл бұрын
@@2broke943 if they don't make the face at 1:16, it didn't work.
@jaasleenmaree4739 3 жыл бұрын
"Ya don't put ya hands on him" in my Madea's voice 😂😂😂😂
@GangstaStan010 3 жыл бұрын
Dude that was Derek's point. "Did ya'll get an actual crazy person for me to fight?" 😂😂
@jamaicafox Жыл бұрын
Key's tears whilest explaining paralyzing Peele took me out 🤣🤣.
@DinoVelvet907 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls Жыл бұрын
Lmmfaooooooo
@danielhopkins2277 10 ай бұрын
Kinda like Tyson... "I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.”
@rickdeckard1075 9 ай бұрын
his messed up left eye, staring out into space was the best part, amazing how he does that on command
@ForrestPump 8 ай бұрын
"When you eat through plastic tube" 😂😂😂
@kickbuttmcgrew3245 3 ай бұрын
"Whatchu mean you can't find him?" in that panicked voice is easily the single funniest thing from this show for me ever 🤣🤣
@allencharles1137 29 күн бұрын
Went back here after kendrick dropped meet the grahams. Same energy bro
@londanikwinda1553 22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@js1741 22 күн бұрын
"You short, your numbers are trash, you're fake deep." "I admonish your family for your very existance. Your only hope is to destroy your core being and begin again."
@kamoheloiannk617 10 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂💀
@LinxMinxify 2 күн бұрын
6:16 in LA energy
@opticandersonopticanderson3364 4 жыл бұрын
Guys, Paulo didn't kill Derek at the end, he just made him paralyzed from neck down. Derek's heart is now open up to the Lord... Paulo is God's instrument, and God's lessons are so beautiful!
@frandavis1990 4 жыл бұрын
"Habiddadbbabhhbahahibahahhaa" derek is now new 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
@carlosparra8976 4 жыл бұрын
hahahah all his relatives are at the hospital bed now
@Qulize 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@arguseyed9982 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes, hope nobody screws that.
@sstanford1331 4 жыл бұрын
@@arguseyed9982 never understood why ppl would want to keep that number
@cblack5544 5 жыл бұрын
“I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble “ that legit could be a line in a thriller/ horror/ suspense film lol
@cblack5544 5 жыл бұрын
Or something Bane should have said to Batman
@benconnor3206 5 жыл бұрын
C Black I am waiting for the day that Jordan Peele makes a horror movie that starts key as some killer or something.. man that would be so so perfect
@SirBubb 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some Khabib shit
@ap4702 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirBubb exactly looool
@Tempo1337 5 жыл бұрын
Iron Sheik
@blackdeath0973 6 ай бұрын
That "When I squeeze your lungs Derek and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord." While doing a cold and chilling stare on the camera really got me 😂😂😂.
@HolkHugan 11 ай бұрын
Never mess with a guy that CAN mess you up, but doesn't want to. I remember hearing that Mike Tyson would cry inside the locker room before every fight because he didn't want to hurt his opponent.
@Trip4man 10 ай бұрын
it's because you're not afraid of opponents... you're afraid of yourself
@nengyang1895 Ай бұрын
The monster in your reflection is the most terrifying.
@R4in46 14 күн бұрын
As a Big guy myself, When I was taking self-defense classes, I was afraid of hurting my Companions and that's why I didn't fight with 100% of my strength.
@Truzakar 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this 10+ times and just noticed they’re not even in the same weight class. 241lbs vs 163lbs. “Who put this fight together?” 😂😂😂
@TheCityDweller1 4 жыл бұрын
God did.
@khalidkd8133 4 жыл бұрын
Ngannou vs lightweights
@mcaesario 4 жыл бұрын
@@khalidkd8133 nah this was kimbo slice vs anderson silva
@khalidkd8133 4 жыл бұрын
Sher Tanumihardja 😂😂😂
@neverquit123 4 жыл бұрын
Its the first thing i saw and looked for
@Jejak_Pengangguran 5 жыл бұрын
American fighters vs. Hardcore catholic Brazilian fighters
@aniraminom 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@mahmoodkhan6412 4 жыл бұрын
Connor vs Khabib
@AntonP99 4 жыл бұрын
*pentecostal
@supahotfire1185 4 жыл бұрын
Bisping yoel
@ianzen 4 жыл бұрын
Gay Jesus yoel
@neoanoman Жыл бұрын
That "walala Walalalalale wala walalalala walalawalala wale" was the best threat someone can give to their opponent.
@kamoheloiannk617 10 күн бұрын
This is fucking hilarious 😂😂💀💀 so underrated.. cause KZfaq says “translate from English” but nothing changes 😂😂💀 bro tears
@vicmantiri6782 29 күн бұрын
They predicted Kendrick vs Drake. Truly inspirational
@03Man11 Жыл бұрын
Peele 100% nailed the toolish look of the mid 2000’s mma fighters. The fitted hats and Affliction shirts 😂. It’s almost like those dudes were issued uniforms at mma gyms.
@hg7728 Жыл бұрын
I mean they probably were wear this get 10k bonus
@enyceiceberg Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏽👍🏾😎💙
@jaylonlawson4321 Жыл бұрын
Lol facts even his mannerisms
@phantom_mist1726 Жыл бұрын
On God! 😅🤣
@maxhuff5943 Жыл бұрын
That 100% was based off rampage, he sounds just like him
@brianharris6437 3 жыл бұрын
"As far as I'm concerned, this Saturday night, there isn't even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong about that part, at least.
@not..A..channel 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@thomas-stilinski8149 3 жыл бұрын
I mean you right lol
@klaytonparker9061 3 жыл бұрын
Exact words
@slabbinonspokezz2375 3 жыл бұрын
Imma knock him out round 1 bitch 😆
@dnrfrank 2 жыл бұрын
foreshadowing
@lostinspace466 11 ай бұрын
This is one of their best videos. I almost choked, and I’ve seen this probably a dozen times 😂
@armenboric 24 күн бұрын
Drake found out how crazy Kendrick is
@Nattysimms Жыл бұрын
“When you eat through plastic tube” had me crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lawrencer908 Жыл бұрын
that shit is hilarious I be cracking up
@MkfMtr Жыл бұрын
Had him crying too
@kestonjones9568 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 OMG
@BrawndoQC Жыл бұрын
That's one of Key best performance ever lol. Everything is perfect.
@pedagogiadacultura4699 Жыл бұрын
kkkkkkkkkk!!!
@Acedegenerate07 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster till they start speaking in tongues
@thatladoverthere7075 4 жыл бұрын
1:50
@BENBRUTUS 4 жыл бұрын
That ain’t funny. They better stop. Don’t let the devil use you, fellas.
@ernestoflores1057 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaa
@BushidoRyu 4 жыл бұрын
Lol then they aren't gangstas...they demons
@BushidoRyu 4 жыл бұрын
@@BENBRUTUS 😈
@Dare2Dreamrpg Ай бұрын
This is what Drake and Kendrick feels like to me
@jeanryanpamaong2441 29 күн бұрын
This was my 1st thought too. Daaaaammmnnn
@siyarabe8162 6 ай бұрын
"What you mean you can't find him, yo Steve! Where my manager at?" 😂😂😂😂 Dude just realized he no longer wanna fight 😂😂😂
@RennyLu 4 жыл бұрын
"I fought with Paulo and got paralized from neck down" C O N S E Q U E N C E S
@mohammedalkahtani1476 4 жыл бұрын
Nhân Lư underrated
@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun 4 жыл бұрын
Where’s my crack?
@blkseason8218 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@briannamarshall5596 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@blkseason8218 4 жыл бұрын
@@briannamarshall5596 shit is hella funny.
@the3rd602 2 жыл бұрын
“God’s lessons are beautiful?! I’m sorry who put this fight together?!?” as fear increases in his voice 🤣🤣🤣
@nissarghori5364 8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@thestraitgateway 5 ай бұрын
This was the funniest line
@andrewsmith3257 4 ай бұрын
You can't defeat a guy that crazy!! 😅
@fma1cr Ай бұрын
Poatan vs Hill
@ryansa4323 Ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@goyonman9655 7 күн бұрын
@@ryansa4323 Yes
@cbreezy Жыл бұрын
The way he says “Imma mercy kill this old man” gets me everytime 😂
@dwayxl1 5 жыл бұрын
“What do you mean you can’t find him?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@heavyhanded1782 5 жыл бұрын
Wow so many likes and no replies lol
@dwayxl1 5 жыл бұрын
Mo Money right!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JESUS_IS_LORD_1 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Lmao my stomach is hurting
@schmettymcshmettington2900 5 жыл бұрын
Bru....😂😂😂
@decay1928 5 жыл бұрын
I would be scare too 😭
@capt.macmillan5055 3 жыл бұрын
"God is the teacher, Derek is the student and I'm God's instrument " dangggg 😂 😂 🤣
@michaelmorpheusfinley4327 3 жыл бұрын
Cold piece, boy 💯🤣🤣🤣
@capt.macmillan5055 3 жыл бұрын
@Lazara Martinez proceed to look up and say "alalalahxuxosjzozpaudjw" 😹
@souljaunt3291 2 жыл бұрын
Line of the year 🤣🤣🤣
@saidali2777 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💀
@The6thRaikage 2 жыл бұрын
I was crying real tears 😂😂😂
@ancrathjustice8516 29 күн бұрын
This is Drake vs. Kendrick right now
@skermigleflop 29 күн бұрын
This is the Kendrick and Drake beef
@Shady36 2 жыл бұрын
When your opponent is tearing up saying he doesn't wanna have to kill you.
@Monchi2006 2 жыл бұрын
but he will anyway
@voljinshin 2 жыл бұрын
@@Monchi2006 😱☠️⚱️💀⚰️😂
@kelvincha5492 2 жыл бұрын
more like being a maniac and the tears are for 'Gods lesson are beautiful', not Derek
@holitinne Жыл бұрын
@@Monchi2006 because pain is the true path of God. To cleanse this world of sin, you must strip yourself of hope, desire and delight to find the light.
@youlilgremlinkun Жыл бұрын
@@holitinne oh hello Paulo Obdelis
@rickywilliams1586 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not scared of the crazy person. I'm scared of the two people who beat him.
@joshuamontayre8225 3 жыл бұрын
U mean Jesus and god?
@flarion00 3 жыл бұрын
He killed them and got disqualified 😐
@videochanneld841 3 жыл бұрын
@@flarion00 lmao!
@deathpyre42 3 жыл бұрын
Those were disqualifications because he beat them up before the fight.
@ANYA.RIZALI 3 жыл бұрын
meow
@kalel2780 Жыл бұрын
The look of absolute terror at 1:17 is some of the greatest bit of acting I've ever seen!
@jagtaggart936 7 ай бұрын
I love this skit, young athlete vs a veteran of the sport. In the modern UFC you got athletes who understand it's a sport and understand the incentive to train, win, stay healthy, and entertain the fans (and Dana White). And in the old UFC, and I mean way wayy back to its beginnings, you had a bunch of guys competing who definitely were crazy.
@m0ntypth0n 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he raised up both arms and started chanting 😭😭😭
@blitzgang4619 3 жыл бұрын
On my life broooo 😭😭😭
@meestahwill 3 жыл бұрын
He was fighting back laughter!😂
@pushinit1789 3 жыл бұрын
Same dawg still laughing at this shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blues05 3 жыл бұрын
How could u type this shit if you're dead?
@Dave-ok4en 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Anderson Silva doing shit like this 😭
@vanguarde808 5 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna knock him out round one bich"..."wait what did he say again???"
@jeffbicalan1792 4 жыл бұрын
His act in that part had me dying
@bondonsky5009 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck that I wanna know what bich is ur spellings a BITCH
@funcece24 4 жыл бұрын
Truman vs Manny P . Lol
@Blackisbeautifull96 4 жыл бұрын
vanguarde808 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
@@sharttown2752 Thanks for your unwanted opinion.
@jajasniewski Жыл бұрын
“When you eat through plastic tube…when you are paralyzed from neck down….”🤣🤣
@lasmirano 5 жыл бұрын
"IM SORRY WHO PUT THIS FIGHT TOGETHER?! LMAOO
@anthonywatkins2334 5 жыл бұрын
Moonlam pac man and broner.checkpacman fight press. peace
@chopperman4788 5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@big-vsongput3127 5 жыл бұрын
Oscar De La Hoya
@mbuckholz 5 жыл бұрын
I'm your thousandth like!!!
@deonnaharlan512 5 жыл бұрын
Moonlam 🤣🤣🤣
@ethanz3837 3 жыл бұрын
"God's lessons, are so beautiful.” Got chills from that line.
@AboutMysticismNGod 2 жыл бұрын
Its true though
@nathalieduverna6963 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry who put this fight together 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mansoorchadee6123 Жыл бұрын
God love is for entertainment. Truth 🤠
@BigEKc0cwp Жыл бұрын
Same 😆
@blackdog8245 Жыл бұрын
@@nathalieduverna6963 “If y’all got an actual person for me to fight- that wouldn’t be fair to me! OR HIM!”
@obsidian00 10 ай бұрын
Paolo is out here saving SOULS but breaking BONES!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@clydekaila25 Жыл бұрын
“Kwalalapelolewalelele” 😭😭😭😭
@elifestus382 4 жыл бұрын
"When u eat through plastic tube. When you are paralyzed from neck down. Then your family, will gather around your hospital bed to see the new derek " some horror movie lines right there
@dmon9333 4 жыл бұрын
‘Tis “new Derek”
@buddatree 4 жыл бұрын
New derek
@e.elliotedison953 4 жыл бұрын
@SPEEDIE LOKO Easy, he just misheard the line. That doesn't make you an idiot.
@GeeWay73 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mikec1222 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah what makes this so effective is how he makes it sound like he's doing you the biggest favor in the world when he describes all the fucked up shit he's about to do. Would have been less effective if he sounded aggressive.
@hunterhancock8280 3 жыл бұрын
When the quiet kid becomes a UFC fighter.
@user-tc1sx3qn7e 3 жыл бұрын
@Brighton Ludwig “ahallllllllllll”
@user-is8sx5tm7y 3 жыл бұрын
Your the quiet kid
@warmachine6988 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-is8sx5tm7y no. I'm the quiet kid
@miscellaneousshadow7452 3 жыл бұрын
@@warmachine6988 ha you think your quite. I'm so quite my mom forgot me at McDonald's 3years.
@warmachine6988 3 жыл бұрын
@@miscellaneousshadow7452 I'm so quiet, I'm not even responding to your comment
@jasperreyes1268 8 күн бұрын
How did this perfectly mirperfectly Mirror the fight between Drake and Kendrick Lamar.
@goyonman9655 8 күн бұрын
😂😂
@madimakes 29 күн бұрын
Who here after Meet the Grahams
@gagahputraibrahim3425 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody is a gangsta until imhotep showed up behind them
@1ZosoLZ 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo
@Mr.Infumus 3 жыл бұрын
👌🏿
@theauditor5275 3 жыл бұрын
Lol perfect
@dubya724 3 жыл бұрын
Anck su namun!!!!
@kevinsecundino1814 3 жыл бұрын
Bro lmaooo
@guitarskeepmesane4958 4 жыл бұрын
Me: what’s the WiFi password? My friend: it son the back of the router Back of the router: 1:51
@ggiufa7289 3 жыл бұрын
Nice made me chuckle
@soccerboss7924 3 жыл бұрын
Guitars keep me sane made me actually laugh out loud at 3 am and wake my mom up bruhhh
@mregghead3107 3 жыл бұрын
What is he even saying there😂😂😂
@too_many_mannys 3 жыл бұрын
@@mregghead3107 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gMWPh5WV28e7p6s.html 3:42 time mark 😆😆😆
@static1217 3 жыл бұрын
Dead af
@nobodynobody7729 Жыл бұрын
This is a rare video of Alex Pereira. 👍
@shahrizaldenci1856 Ай бұрын
Alex pereira vs Jamahal hill hahahaha
@RashaKahn 4 жыл бұрын
Don't know who's scarier, Paulo or the two guys he lost to?
@giokyo9465 4 жыл бұрын
nah those were because he killed them so automaticly he loses lol
@Wompwomp150 4 жыл бұрын
I think about that everytime I see this lol
@deebunny178 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@stickybuds05 4 жыл бұрын
losses by disqualification due to removing their spleens during the fight you mean
@deathpyre42 4 жыл бұрын
Probably guys he beat up before the match and got disqualified over.
@jumacoates9044 2 жыл бұрын
It's Derek's steady descent into increasing levels of terror that gets me every time I watch this. LOL!!
@erod818 Жыл бұрын
When he steps out of character and says "He knows ...we're just trying to get people interested in the fight. Right?"
@blackdog8245 Жыл бұрын
@@erod818 I’d lmao if this actually happened in a real UFC fight promotion video
@OxStong 11 ай бұрын
this happened in the middle of one. the fighter being ground and pounded got up at the end of the round and was all "it's just business" then next round proceeded to get jumped on and pounded again lol
@goatman3366 11 ай бұрын
I LOVE IT
@goatman3366 11 ай бұрын
@@OxStong Kabib still the boss
@franklinmcsweeney-ow2fx 19 күн бұрын
The way Key opens his eyes wide when he says “tHe nEw d3riK” just shows he truly is a great actor with serious range.
@HubiKoshi 10 ай бұрын
1:17 That thousand yard stare is just so good, that's Pure Fear on display.
@kieranklipz1185 5 жыл бұрын
“Falallalablaaaa.........shalalalaballflala” 😂💀
@emviews411 5 жыл бұрын
Dead af
@tmoney0212 5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@flashedstreet5138 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard it started to hurt 😂
@x9810 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn't ready lmfaooo 😭😷💀😂😂
@rbocaj2239 5 жыл бұрын
I literally came ere to find this comment lmao
@StamfordBridge 4 жыл бұрын
They took the time to put a detailed tattoo on Jordan Peele’s neck AND make it faded to look real. So often, this show goes all out with costuming and wardrobe for every short skit.
@3fl1ppp 4 жыл бұрын
They should have made the tattoo glossy, like he got a fresh neck tattoo right before a fight 😂
@Link198526 4 жыл бұрын
@@3fl1ppp 😒😒😒...Next time you feel the need to comment, Just log off bro...
@rickryan6271 4 жыл бұрын
Just a passer by, you can actually make a faded tattoo color that look so legit just by scratching a pencil to a metal.
@3fl1ppp 4 жыл бұрын
@@Link198526 next time you feel the need to comment go fuck yourself
@3fl1ppp 4 жыл бұрын
@@Link198526 next time you feel like commenting delete your account and destroy your computer
@nouaaah 22 күн бұрын
This is screaming Drake vs Kendrick 😂
@jayr5mitty351 11 ай бұрын
This will always and forever be hands down my favorite skit of all time!! 😂🤣🤣😭😭🤣
@sparta23dh 5 жыл бұрын
"When you are paralyzed from the neck down, and your family gathers around to see the New Derek"...LMAO!!!!!!
@MOBROOKS 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part!!! Hahhahahahahahahahahaa
@trevorsmith2596 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@adg_87 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!
@bobbysmalarz6638 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny how he says it.....like he's ganna cry
@GamersHolyArmy 2 жыл бұрын
The "What do you mean you can't find him?" is a very underrated line.
@realitsokay 2 жыл бұрын
Fax
@BushMaster420circle 2 жыл бұрын
then it shows him just chanting & mumbling a bunch of sounds LOL!!!
@noelnoni7310 2 жыл бұрын
1:16 is underrated look
@ShadowFungus 2 жыл бұрын
That was terrifying ahahahhahaa
@GamersHolyArmy 2 жыл бұрын
@zeniff android I say underrated because everyone's focusing on the other golden lines.
@ghostx1849 Ай бұрын
This one is my favorite, I'm always finding myself back here😂😂😂
@BaronEvola123 6 ай бұрын
Periodically come back to this, watch it 4 times in a row and belly laugh uncontrollably until I cry every time.
@robertshonk518 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this is that Peele's fighter is able to recognize that he's not the only victim. This "actual crazy person" is being exploited: "That's not fair to me.... or him!" Those little moments of nuance are what made Key & Peele so damn good.
@luckyhubbie Жыл бұрын
My favorite part!!
@jaysusu8623 Жыл бұрын
Kinda like my last marriage. It wasn’t fair for me or her. Where is my manager ( Lawyer)?
@blackdog8245 Жыл бұрын
It’s actually funny to see the cocky person lose their cool in the face of someone genuinely crazy. 😭🤣
@RenegadePawn Жыл бұрын
I think it's actually Peele's character trying to save face, implying that it wouldn't be fair to the truly crazy person since a real MMA fighter would presumably whoop him. Whichever of us is correct, you're right about K&P's penchant for nuance!
@info-tt6qz Жыл бұрын
you remind me of those english teachers that keep looking for meaning and complexity behind doors painted in red
@malcolmwilliams5028 4 жыл бұрын
" When you eat through plastic tube, when you're paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derek " ☠️ 💀🤣🤣😂
@KandiKlover 4 жыл бұрын
Aight he know's we just talking right? 0.0
@torils65 4 жыл бұрын
Omg! that part had me dead!😂💀
@malcolmwilliams5028 4 жыл бұрын
@@torils65 The look on his face when he said it kills me everytime I watch this video lol
@Larez121 4 жыл бұрын
Gth Knight Same here lol! And he said this whole thing with a straight face.
@comicdweller8146 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure it says new day not Derrick
@Longtime420 10 ай бұрын
The crazy thing is that their is actually fighters like this
@IAMTHEIC3MAN 5 ай бұрын
The average space marine when they come across a Word Bearer
@nutshot_brawler8466 4 жыл бұрын
His face when he realized the other guy was crazy😂
@damienknox2004 4 жыл бұрын
Right😁
@johnnash5465 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome acting by him. The way he changes his expressions after discovering his opponent was crazy is amazing.
@Larez121 4 жыл бұрын
John Nash 1:16
@sstanford1331 4 жыл бұрын
Well thsts not fair to me.. or him😂😂
@georgewilliamsiii4677 4 жыл бұрын
And the panicked breathing. Good actor lol
@JackDubyaMcDermott 5 жыл бұрын
241 lbs vs 163 lbs..... that's quite a superfight
@nathanarievlis3985 5 жыл бұрын
Nice catch ,Jack haha... I had a cousin that shared your name too.
@termitered 5 жыл бұрын
Has to be their real weights i think
@freddym8579 5 жыл бұрын
you can't predict crazy.
@jldoubleu4993 5 жыл бұрын
heavyweight vs possible new 165 lb division we’ve been talking about for a while now
@mittao86 5 жыл бұрын
Thats good old UFC
@Matt-lf9nn Ай бұрын
Alex Pereira vs Jamahal Hill
@duanedoldrum7570 25 күн бұрын
This is the Drake vs Kendrick beef
@RocckeFella 5 жыл бұрын
That blank face at 1:17 had me dying. Lmao. 😂😂😂
@artraviaskinner8779 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah famlmao!!!
@venturatheace1 5 жыл бұрын
It should be a meme lol
@deathofamailman 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I show this clip to people for the first time, that's when they lose it on a whole new level
@lilkbaby1731 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@turdferguson8928 5 жыл бұрын
That's the face of true terror LOL
@CarolinaBlood704 5 жыл бұрын
I think the two losses Paulo Odbelis has were DQs for murdering his opponent...
@chipbanks5071 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Petermarak 5 жыл бұрын
I legit screamed! 😅😅
@trevonmclean9722 5 жыл бұрын
Carolina Blood hell yea 😂😂😂
@xlvqz 4 жыл бұрын
Your 666 like
@gilangwilmantara4494 4 жыл бұрын
he lost once to himself and then he lost to God
@outstretchedwings Жыл бұрын
Up until the "God chose me" like, I'm pretty sure Derek was blowing off the things his opponent was saying as trash talk. Love the look on his face as he realizes this guy is out of his mind.
@oberheimzildjian6108 18 күн бұрын
"God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher. *Drake* is the student and I am God's instrument." - Kendrick Lamar before making Meet the Graham, probably.
@priMa.Customs 4 жыл бұрын
“If you got an actual crazy person for me to fight that’s not fair to me.... or him” “Fleloleblehleleleleleleh” Lol Dead 😂
@DragonBlack199 4 жыл бұрын
And you notice Keagan was trying not to laugh himself when he was doing that lol
@rudyescobar2959 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️💀
@bratantm9385 4 жыл бұрын
Γεια σου Μαρία
@yahboyboogie 4 жыл бұрын
Had me rolling too right there. He was all crying before that too. 🤣
@93hits84 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flamingrupyv2673 5 жыл бұрын
GODS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!?!? Had me dying😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@Psyiconics 5 жыл бұрын
Flamingrupy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chioptnstdr3448 5 жыл бұрын
Flamingrupy For real I felt that
@DragonBlack199 4 жыл бұрын
Nah his facial expression after he was talking about him eating through a plastic tube lmao that was priceless
@teonnaweakfall1606 4 жыл бұрын
Funny 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 💀
@jacobbegley5026 4 жыл бұрын
So true though, hahahahahaha
@naan000 9 ай бұрын
this was one of the first ever K&P sketches my sister showed me, I was absolutely hysterical with laughter
@roblemana5301 4 жыл бұрын
"GODS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL???? - Im sorry who put the fight together????" 😂😂😂
@hylonde6965 4 жыл бұрын
Rob Lemana GOD DID.
@SimpaticoReal 4 жыл бұрын
666 upvotes my dude. I don’t want to upvote you to maintain equilibrium
@GavinTaylorMusic 5 жыл бұрын
1:02 “When you eat through plastic tube...” IM CRYING😭😭😭
@teeoh9192 5 жыл бұрын
That shit had me ROLLIN'! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheVoiceofKizzy 5 жыл бұрын
Derek will also be crying
@FatalCorleone07 5 жыл бұрын
He was crying too when saying it Lmaoo
@alenspiljar3441 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheVoiceofKizzy bu56uhhù
@Plabs07 Ай бұрын
alex pereira vs jamahal hill 😂
@dhl3109 Ай бұрын
Is this Perreira vs Hill?
@richlyredeemed48 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he puts no pressure on the choke. Sheer fear takes him out 😂
@kertaspaper94 11 ай бұрын
Didn't even try to fight it. He realizes what's happening and just closes his eyes and accept his fate
@lolmaomgoml 5 жыл бұрын
"As far as I'm concerned. This Saturday night there's not even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong lol
@007soctopussy7 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dwinsongeralla1645 Ай бұрын
Pereira vs hill
@brucemakhura 11 ай бұрын
What really got me laughing is "God chose me for this fight" LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@jamiethomas5849 3 жыл бұрын
“When I squeeze your lungs, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord” DAMMIT 😨
@jong-jongspeaks4224 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus...it's actually fucking scary.
@yarddawg6151 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@lancedewindt4860 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was his craziest narrative through the whole sketch
@kriminalmldk7772 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a cold line that shit sound gangsta asl i would’ve probably pee myself if a mf said that to me
@capt.macmillan5055 3 жыл бұрын
@@kriminalmldk7772 Ikr, imagine if someone literally squeeze our lungs.
@T00NED 5 жыл бұрын
“What you mean you can’t find him?” 😂
@Ronin-kk4bt 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@leo4evAH 5 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼Dead🧟♂️
@justinwarren7112 5 жыл бұрын
"yo where's my manager, Steve"😂😂
@AdolfoPerezSBG 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mrrc3963 5 жыл бұрын
Panic set in real quick 🤣🤣🤣
@BryanRivera-ix3dk Ай бұрын
Pereira vs Hill😂😂😂😂
@jimmy_the_squid9456 Жыл бұрын
Key and Peele are 2 of the funniest people ever, this show was fantastic
@Realizinq 3 жыл бұрын
"When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed...to see the new derric." Coldest line i ever heard
@Endless20162 3 жыл бұрын
He said it like it's a good thing
@Somespideronline 3 жыл бұрын
@@Endless20162 you mean it isnt?!
@KortovElphame 3 жыл бұрын
I want to train hard in MMA make it to the top ....just so I can say this line.
@kevinsecundino1814 3 жыл бұрын
Im high af rn and your comment has me dying lmaoooo
@Realizinq 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Secundino thanks bruh i was hi asf when i wrote it😂
@MrTattooASMR 5 жыл бұрын
"Gods Lessons are Beautiful"
@rafthethinker4948 5 жыл бұрын
"Fanaminanamaninna"
@war_rogers 5 жыл бұрын
Im thinking he got this from Martyers..
@holdthetruthhostage 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@kevancarpenter3020 5 жыл бұрын
So*
@gonfreeccs1834 5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy I love your asmr!
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