"I didn't want to play watcher, I wanted to play Ironclad, that's why I'm playing Ironclad". Same.

I enjoy this content

Another night, another Jorbs run. I'm looking forward to sleeping, thank youuu 💫 edit: oh loooool i just got to the part where ppl were saying jorbs "went off" on chat or whatever, as if he'd, red-faced, yelled at people or smth. Y'all are strange lmao. 😋 anyway good night~

RIP belt ornithopter

Sacred bark white beast is one of my favorite combos. Simple and very strong.

I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya." "Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing my homework. "Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth. "No, pa," I would answer. "Good." He would then walk out of the room and shout, "if I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'." It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake. I would swallow my pride. "No, thanks. I don't want to catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, that I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet. One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air. I breathed in. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hitting that yeet, nibba," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me. I haven't hit that yeet since. •• PART II: Until today. This morning was my father's funeral. At the procession, my brother asked me to say a few words. I told him I only needed one. With confidence, I approached the podium. I gazed out upon the gathering of sad faces. I cleared my throat and leaned into the microphone. "Yeet," I spake. Suddenly, my father leapt from his hand-crafted mahogany coffin, the gunshot wound still in his chest. He sprinted up to the podium with the energy of a man without a gunshot wound in his chest. "Y'all hittin' that dirty fuckin' yeet at my funeral?" he ejaculated. He raised his hand to thump me. "Not so fast, pa." I grabbed his hand. "Yaint thumpin' no mo'." My father looked at me with eyes as open as the gunshot wound in his chest. A tear fell from his right eye, which also had a monocle.

Da two hour Ironclad run 😳

Clearly all this run needed was sozu :P

over a thousand hours played and several hundred spent watching you play and somehow i only just noticed that the maw floats when watching this video today

Jorbs doesn't want to play Watcher because he doesn't want to be associated with Twitch Chat 😭

Dunno im 8 minutes in and loving this kingkiller discussion in twitch chat

I'm still waiting for a silent alchemize, white beast, sacred bark video. Has jorbs done a run like this on twitch?

why jorb look so angry in august 13 2020

What do the Bark relik ? It is a secret.

Today I realized the maw doesnt have legs. Those are its arms and it's actually just floating.

why do you underrate cards like brutality and berserk? to me they seem like decent resource generators (card draw and energy) that you activate for the cost of hp similar to offering, and i am genuinely curious as to why i never see you take them.

I heard Twitchjorbs is away right now, but KZfaqjorbs still have content to upload. I thought KZfaqjorbs was stealing Twitchjorbs content.. h .. how can this possibly be!? Whose content is this?

waiting for the boss rare card drop to see if jorbs picks the corruption. i think it has corrupted him. with POWAA

But did he get Potion Belt?

Isn't discussion of other streamers in a stream chat generally pretty rude? Like, there are definitely notable exceptions to this But come on man, that isn't necessary, even then

Can Jorbs play a single game of StS without complaining about the people making him money?

“I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CARD DRAW”, you have 5 different sources of card draw.....should’ve gotten demon form honestly

I don't know what's going on with some commentators here but the long discussion about the other streamer's great achievements _was_ pretty fucking rude

Sacred Bark + White Beast Statue is based

The VOD is so much more watchable when I mute it and put it on 1.5 playback speed

Even after attempting to explain it, the idea that jorbs would admonish his chat for talking about another streamer during his stream is cringy and sad. Until then he wasnt even interacting with the chat during this run. If his chat is enjoying their conversation just play and enjoy the fact that they are here watching you instead. Until he mentioned it i didnt even notice, now im actually thinking of watching whomever they were talking about instead. Like i think i get what he means but it's just kinda pathetic sounding and ive never heard another streamer do that, even the most chat-interactive ones

You can just tell how socially awkward Jorbs is. I bet he only leaves his house like 2 times a year. Weirdo