Oooooo You didn't think I would do it did you... NO LORE IS SAFE FROM ME To see disgustingly delicious things go here : www.patreon.com/majorkill To talk shit go here : discord.gg/MV7HD6b If this video does well I'll bust my ass to get out the next Ultramarine videos for you guys

everything is every primarch's fault at the same time except sanginius

Sanguinius, inheritor of the "Everybody Loves me for Good Reasons" Gene from the Emperor.

Reason Guiliman is so great: Only Primarch who had a decent stepparent, with Tarasha Euten as his stepmom. Hence when chaos marines desecrated her grave just after Guiliman returned, they had the worst time.

random space roman trivia: 13 is the number of the legion Caesar used to march on Rome.

"Such as their fetish for Rome" Now now now, let's not be hasty. Lots of perfectly respectable people love Rome.

"Rub me off Gul my man" lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:47 The funny thing about that is it's so true in the current 40k. A lot of the books have Guilliman going "What the heck are you doing? Stop that, it's stupid. Lets do this plan so that way people will still be alive."

As an unrepentant MajorKill and Ultramarines fan; I have never come so fast to watch a video. If you know what I mean...... COURAGE AND HONOUR!

You know. The Blood Ravens? I heard that they once stole the Ultramarine's plot armor cus they're so good at stealing shit. And then the Ultras took it back.

Was only gonna skim the start of this video because I was expecting smurf jokes the whole time and as soon as you said “I hate smurf jokes” I rejoiced

Rubmeoff Gullmyman Robert Baratheon Gorillaman Robot G-Man BeeGhee Girlyman Big G. Gulliman Row Row Row your Gulls Man Gizzle G Blue G The Biggie Daddy G Big Blue Man

To be fair, there was no way Guilliman could've known about the extra Galactic rampaging turbo spacebugs.

I don’t even own anything warhammer, I just love your videos and your throbbing, veiny voice

You handled my favorite chapter with all the care and sensitivity that i have come to expect from you majorkill... thank you

Calgar : i cast FIST

"just imagine hardcore tentacle hentai monster" but which one? there are so many!

Probably my favorite moment involving Guilliman was on Monarchia before the heresy. Lorgar sucker punches him like a little bitch because he's mad at Big E and Guilliman just goes "Ya feel better now bro?" What a fucking Chad.

Can we just appreciate how good the death of hope trailer is

Salamanders: We're having a hard time finding these artifacts ever after thousands of years Ultramarines: We found them, here you go Calgar: WHAT THE FU......

“He declared Jihad against the emperor “ why was this so funny?

When your Primarch's primary ability (of course aside from being a demi-God in power, just less so than his brothers) is to be the most wicked Bureaucrat and State leader, with the ability to learn from mistakes and actively looks for weaknesses in your hierarchy, there's just not a whole lot of deviancies to be had from the gene seed. Maybe some become Librarians, I suppose. Truly a horror and a fate wished upon no one. Personally I don't find it annoying at all that Roboute Guilliman is the posterboy of WH40k Space Marine factions. Not a chaos bitch in the slightest and still alive. Hell, even lacking the undying devotion to the God Emperor, because it doesn't actually jive with him. He is exactly what the God Emperor wanted of his Primarchs. He didn't want devotion, only loyalty - and Roboute does have loyalty. Ultramarines are just a desirable faction. Roboute is a cool, manly-man, stoic and hardened man. More human than his brothers as well, as he is clearly capable of affection and love. Less kind than his brother Vulkan, but certainly nicer than many other Primarchs (pre-heresy). Still while on that subject, I would love to see the Salamanders being brought forward some too. I like the idea of Space Marines protecting the weak.

Wait... The Orks believe that the color blue is the color of luck, and the Ultramarines are 90% blue-- *!* So THAT'S why the Ultramarines are considered Mary Sues! They're just really lucky!

Im listening to this while editing photos then the scream of waaaaagggghhhhh made me accidentally delete one layer

"Even when they lose, they still win." - This explains so much about my experience fighting Space MuhREENs.

I think the Ultramarines are what happens with proper parenting something it looks like no other legion can claim.

I Cato Sicarius disapprove of being called a smart for I Cato Sicarius who is the most esteemed Cato Sicarius am clearly a better swordsman than anyone not names Cato Sicarius

Does anyone realise that MajorKills treatment of Timmy makes you think that he's a Word Bearer?

I can still hear the Utramarines Chant music in my head, or am I hearing voices like the Noise Marines?

It amazes me that this chapter despite its numerous accomplishments whether through luck or skill. Can still be put down to the bench by the Tau. The Damocles Crusade is definitely a bright blight for them.

7:49 Don't forget that they needed a massive amount of ships, not to mention the Mechanicus sent Titans, probably entire legios and their Skitarii maniples, so probably another couple million, not to mention the millions of crewmen aboard the ships.

Didn't he just say not Ultra Marine blue

The Uriel Ventris novels are still worth reading.

Ah yes, the 1d4chan method of never saying rubber-bit grillyhams real name.

In retrospect, the Emperor should have split leadership across at least 3 primarchs. I'd go with Guilliman, Sanguinius, and probably still Horus (I mean he was good at his job).

Finally a man of culture like myself who likes ultramarines.

"But the chaos gods didn't want to get spanked" Slaanesh: am I a joke to you?

Plot armor and steady sales.....I fucking died😂😂

Just found your channel and started binging, great stuff cobba ! hope you do more ultra marines stuff

Well I, Cato Sicarius, find it positively delightful

Guiliman is so op, he not only can command and organize the whole army of the empirium at the same time as thinking about a way to say to Yvrain that her Hairstyle is damn weard BUT also at the same time doing his Tax. AND THAT NOT ONLY IN A CODEX COMPLIED WAY BUT ALSO COMPLIED TO THE BOOK OF JUDGEMENT!

They're my favourite chapter, I'm currently building an Ultramarine army for the tabletop. Actually found this channel because of this video.

So basically guilliman and his legion are the one kid in class that remind the teacher to hand out the homework and also use their turn signal when pulling into their garage. That’s all you need to know.

ALL HAIL GUILLIMAN, GREATEST OF THE PRIMARCHS!!!

By far my favorite channel rn been bingeing your videos for weeks now, thank you for uploading!

Inherited the magnificent skills of making lists.

I wish dorn's angry boys got more love all around

1:45 Okay, I've seen this picture of the Emperor and Primarchs more than a few times, but this is the first time I've seen a color version and... not sure I like it like this. Did Fulgrim really have Piss-Yellow skin? And when was Leman Russ a Ginger?

I will never stop loving majorkill primarch meetings exaggerations this one was great

The fan film he showed in the video at 9:17 is thiskzfaq.info/get/bejne/fM6Ff8t5qNHDdGw.html Death of Hope, a short fan film

Guilliman should've been Warmaster. His unrivaled strategic, logistical, and tactical prowess was more fitting for commanding forces on a macro scale. It is true that he wasn't the best single combatant, but that has little to nothing to do with commanding an military. For fuck's sake. Ultramar was a microcosm M of EXACTLY what the Emperor wanted the Imperium of Man to be. That alone made him more qualified for the role then Horus Lupercal daddy's favorite.

My Glorious Chapter Master!!!, we're succeded in acquiring and planting the Salamanders Artifacts

Can't walk for part two bro. Great video 👍

Majorkill thinks Guilliman is surprisingly cool? My day has been made

The 41st millennium. A dark galaxy where everything is so powerful that it cancels it's self out. Unless your blue and gold, written by Matt Ward, with plot armor

you are doing good work man!

i had to prepare myself for this

Waiting on more Ultramarines content. Favorite chapter also do you have a Black Legion video? I just fiished the 2 books (for the 4th time) Talon of Horus/Black Legion great reference points. But i assume you already have and I look forward to that video aswell.

7:25 god damnit, this is the second time I've gotten jump scared by you yelling WHA.

That picture of happy Titus made my day !

"The hability to think rationally makes him the best Primarch to ever had live" OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHHAHA

Major Talent bud. Well done.

I'm here for the WH lore and a link to your premium IG.

Aaah the greatest of them all, the true loyalists, the first among equals

If they had less attention and other Chapters were given more focus, people wouldn't have gotten sick of Ultramarines But noooooo. Ultramarines get to have their Primarch back, they get a new Marvel comic centered around Marny, they get to have a video game with one of their own as the main protagonist, they get to have a movie about them, and etc

Imperium Secundus could also be interpreted to be 'secondary right to rule' or 'secondary command' Imperium in ancient Rome was literally the right to issue orders/commands to citizens. Not that I think GW meant it to be used like that, I just find it interesting. btw: I have seen the term papa smurf being used more and more in a manner like the term 'big bang theory' which was originally used to mock the theory we now call by that same term. (schroedinger's cat is another example, it was originally used to disprove/mock quantum superposition)

Make a video about the real wh40k chads - the BLACK TEMPLARS

I was seriously hoping for a moment the interview with an Ultramarine would go like this: MK: “So what is it like being an Ultramarine?” SM, _in a distinct voice of high pitch_ : “Well you see-“ MK: *”TIMMY!!! WHY THE **_FUCK_** DID YOU INVITE CATO SICARIUS INTO MY HOME!?!?”*

this is actually a great intro to 40k. veri goode

Tyranids... As an ultramarines player, the entire decimation of 1st company is shockingly significant. It's super fun to have my friend bring his "nids" with overwhelming odds vs a small contingent of ultramarines. We often pit only 100 points in marines vs *AT LEAST* 500 points of xenos scum. The fallback and shoot has been perfect for narrative play. No objectives. My objective is simply trying to last 5 turns against more and more scum... Super fun.

Everytime i heard RG name Carolus Rex always playing on my Head

Nice Angron quote at the start

Bruh is that promontory in the background lol 😂 is this the last of the Mohicans 😂 jokes aside great song

Every other Primarch: *I have a kink that somebody hates* Sanguinius: *my kink is that everybody assumes Im cool even though im just good looking*

Hey Majorkill, can you do a video comparing Old World Archaon and Age of Sigmar Archaon? I thought it would both a comical and informative video

To be fair 1/5th of their forces is a pretty serious loss. That's two decimations...

The funny thing is Number 13 is usually considered as Unlucky Number Yet The Ultramarines is one of the most Luckiest Chapter/Legion

Ultramarines explained by the most badass Warhammer 40k Lore KZfaqr ever! ;)

Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that plot armor is due to the orks idea of the color blue being lucky.

LMFAO. I love your videos man.

I cannnane belirve majorkilk gor an ultrasmurc in the studio

while they aren't my favorite chapter of Space Marines, there are some characters from the chapter I do enjoy like for instance, Ortan Cassius

Honestly guilliman and the lion had reached Terra with sanguinius the emperor might not have been put on the Golden throne. Imagine a heresy seige of Terra with the imperial fists, ultramarine, blood angels, and dark angels on the defensive against the traitor forces. That would have been sick but prolly a fat W for the imperium. One of the primarchs along with sanguinius would have died for sure tho.

I called him guilligan from that tv series called gulligans island. Both seem to be similar.

7:24 i shat myself 😭

Someday we will have a Papa Smurf (Calgar) Vid somewhere down the line

Even though it seems noobish to like the ultramarines they are my favorite for the first time I was introduced to them at a games workshop store it was them and I also then played the space marine game and captain titus became my favorite character and introduced me to the world/lore

“Babe please come back to bed with me, you’ve been doing logistics since I resurrected you” “Shut the fuck up Yvraine i’m showing these Imperial administrators what real logistical data on an excel spreadsheet looks like”

Blue friggin smurfs being so OP

The way he says guys and gals still sounds like he's swearing.

TIL it takes a foul mouthed Australian to make me enjoy the Ultrasmurfs

Agitatis ultramarini, dominitis ultramarini...

7:25 Alright now im deaf

What is the sequence from 10 mins in? That's awesome!

Wait haha man put flinders street when he was talking about luxurious planets

“What’s it like being an Ultramarine?” “It’s pretty great.” “That’s what I thought.” 😂

whats that horus heresy video called? it looks awesome

02:35 *That right there!!*

“Not completely fucked in the head” that is a pretty admirable quality

They're not smurfs, they're anthropomorphic blueberries that beat the shit out of daemons. Fucking badass.