I used to get compliments at the barber for how many crowns I had, and how thick my hair was. Then I turned 24, and basically overnight my body decided it was too much effort to support such a luscious head of hair and forced a trappist monk style on me. But it wasn't until 32 when I gained a Mickey Mouse shaped bald spot on the back of my head that I decided to just shave it all off out of bitterness and shame. Luckily my arms and legs are still hairy, so I have that going for my vanity which is nice.

The dude is so overpowerd he decided to spend his days collecting shit

As a Haudenosaunee I deeply appreciate the Last of The Mohicans track used in your videos. A perfect ambient tune when talking about war philosophy and military doctrine.

The Space Marine had a bolter. Not sure why he chose not to use it.

the nightlord in name was Talos of the tenths company first claw.

please, don't do things without a shirt again

Cheap, he has all the power but just wants to be left alone while kidnapping people. "I want to exist someone overpower and at the same time that doesn't destroy the setting"

Also conspiracy but not really the Tau suck at genetics because the etherals want a monopoly on long lives and since space marines live long lifes they probably messed with the Tau marines

I bust your balls when appropriate MK so I have to give props when appropriate as well. Hair looks good brah

Yea. But the Convenant literally halved the human population. Billions died, and the war wasn't long for a galatic war.

Tyranids when they get hit and chemically burned by phosphex: For the love of god, For Love of God please damn…

And he was adequately murdered for it

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Is it just me or is Abaddong just the worst? Seriously he makes Horus seem like a less whiny bitch than I thought possible; considering Horus has a Daddy who is borderline god I did not think someone could be even more of a supreme whinge but Aba achieves this. ggwp

Trick question, MJK gets bonus point for being able to keep me interested in W40K where no one has ever before. However clearly this was a great laugh to record for you guys, and even better to watch! Thanks again, and hope the tortlez enjoyed the win too.

Wait, but there's this character that, if I recall correctly, is only mentioned once or twice called "The silver knight" who is supposedly a grey knight that's been corrupted by Sllanesh. Could that perhaps be the same character as Epimetheus?

The welcome home "Grey slayer"

So wait if Kroot eats a Kriegsman said Kroot will be more prone to suicide

I figure the majority of the dark mechanicum is just lightly mutated normies who aren't chaos perverts and just happened to be born in the heretic space ghetto. Same as the legion serfs and imperial navy crews whose ancestors sided with Horus back in the day. And the rest are a bunch of solo operating mechadendrite-twirling mad scientists who wish they were as pimp as fabulous bile....

RIP Dorn's spinal column

How did i miss this? Tau-ified covenant would be epic. We already have the vespids as an example of bugs like the buggers, the kroot as pack based melee fighters... wait a minute 👀

0:06 that face... will haunt me for a long time

UMMM Teknikally all wireless communication uses "light" it depends on the photons freq

I just googled ephimeteus after i saw him in a meme and than i see that the new video is about him. You’re truly a wizard majorkill

There is no such weapon that deserve to be destroyed and forgotten. If weapon is efective than it should be kept no matter what, there always is a possibility that it will be usefull one day.

guys and girl. the one girl. thats probably not watching.

"They didn't know how to make geneseed" ... But they had the bodies... Oh, totally forgot that apothecaries exist for a second.

He should just be more evidence of Abadons incompetence. Huron for warmaster!

Majorkill's top 5 recommended readings for someone picking up the books!! Do it!! Do the video now!

Seth, the god of interest in non chaos aligned warp entities.

I've never collected any models, I just like the books and lore. But that Adeptus Doomguy is pretty rad

Some of the necron overlords and trayzin especially feel like some op reborn anime protagonist with endless power, op artifacts and knowledge. He's pretty fun, but it sucks that he is almost omnipotent. I mean even all the primarchs put together couldnt beat him. Necron powercreep has some funny characters but I believe it really damaged the setting by essentially deciding that only necrons or tyranids can actually win.

Star Wars was meant to be a hero series. When it was written decades ago the country had just come out of the noir age of cinema, most stories were dark and focused on villains (because the world was pretty sh*t at the time). Warhammer is nothing but the lesser of a thousand evils 24/7. Not a singe character from Star Wars would live more that a year

I wish that White Scars had more of their own models, both in 30k and 40k.

What are the different afterlifes in the Warhammer universe?

For a space marine every missions stealth is optional

You end up teaching Home Economics at a girl's school in Heidelberg?

I though the founder of grey knights had a shard of magnus?

RIP Epimetheus, you will be remembered in the Halls of Glory. ;,-(

Honestly this puts how strong primarchs are into perspective for me. As someone else said, space marines can run as fast as cars and punch hard enough metal crumples up around their fist. A custodes can move so fast and has the strength to slaughter most regular space marines before they realize whats happening. Then even the WEAKEST of the primarchs it is estimated would need at least 20 custodes to properly subdue or kill. Fucking lord

Thsnk you for this one especially. I loved the audio book of pythos. Im a grey knight player. I love the lore and always hoped thst something would shake out of this. Its huge. Wether he is a personal character or not id imagine something eill ha e to come of it. Was hopi g to see it in the gathering storm or the 13th. :( Anyway always better to hear badnews from a mate ty

No thats not how it would go down. he would one punch kill everything.

Go read Garro's book from the Siege of Terra to find out what happened to him.

Does anyone else hear him say TitSnitch? lmao

Grey slayers were 30k space wolves no?

Do a what if of a krork that escaped Pokémon man and takes over a Ork whaaa (I couldn't spell names)

In the eye of Ezekiel. A demon shows Ezekiel a vision of the dark angels and grey knights rescuing Epimetheus.

I thought the tau weren't connected to the warp or didn't know about it so how do they have a god?

Military forces of the mechanicum/Mechanicus/dark mechicum would be pretty cool

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