Umbrasyl | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 55

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7 жыл бұрын

Vox Machina head up Gatshadow mountain for their final confrontation with the Dragon Umbrasyl. With Special guest star Chris Perkins!
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Vox Machina head up Gatshadow mountain for their final confrontation with the Dragon Umbrasyl. With special guest star Chris Perkins!
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@thatonedmguy1586
@thatonedmguy1586 4 жыл бұрын
“Cursed Lizard! We’re going to give all your gold to the poor!” Is probably the best threat I’ve ever heard told to a dragon.
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh shut it you flying suitcase!"
@pickledcass
@pickledcass 3 жыл бұрын
at that exact moment, vex's face !! such a mood
@broken12smiles
@broken12smiles 3 жыл бұрын
@@pickledcass she's thinking am I going to have to kill shale?
@andersasblom6452
@andersasblom6452 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed Laura cringe at the gold part.
@TheRuancarlo
@TheRuancarlo 3 жыл бұрын
@@andersasblom6452 shes a dragon too
@mateakalanj3988
@mateakalanj3988 5 жыл бұрын
several years late on this, but can I just say that Vax asking the Raven Queen for wings and then Grog the Eagle saving him was just **chef's kiss**
@whippetgirl123
@whippetgirl123 4 жыл бұрын
God, for REAL xD
@toryfox4580
@toryfox4580 4 жыл бұрын
Loved that moment, could see it in my mind, the greens of the trees, a soft smile on his lips. 'left' she whispers and in a flash of movement he grabs hold and his trajectory changes.
@manbaby2396
@manbaby2396 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a year later than you, but it was BEAUTIFUL.
@Marpaws
@Marpaws 4 жыл бұрын
I'm on my rewatch... Can't wait to see it again.
@facetankhank
@facetankhank 4 жыл бұрын
I'm after you and guess what. It's still a chef's kiss moment to this very day.
@ashleyhagl2617
@ashleyhagl2617 3 жыл бұрын
"Intestines are my favorite terrain" is a hardcore underrated comment that still makes me giggle every time.
@goldencalf13
@goldencalf13 Жыл бұрын
He likes getting up in them guts
@captainbirch2.079
@captainbirch2.079 Жыл бұрын
He is known for rearranging insides. (Probly not for the best tho. I can't imagine a cube would feel that good)
@jessieschesser7047
@jessieschesser7047 Жыл бұрын
Scanlan saying this killed me 😂😂😂💀
@hatchcrazy
@hatchcrazy 3 жыл бұрын
Grog is finally correct: there are now six goliaths in the herd.
@DMG551
@DMG551 3 жыл бұрын
Too soon 😂😂
@Strykerclass242
@Strykerclass242 3 жыл бұрын
@@DMG551 wayyyyy too soon 😂
@pravinmark9381
@pravinmark9381 3 жыл бұрын
To fucking soon bro🤣🤣
@Companion92
@Companion92 3 жыл бұрын
oh nooo
@rachel.the.riveter
@rachel.the.riveter 3 жыл бұрын
... that is harsh ... so harsh ...
@robertbourbon5956
@robertbourbon5956 6 жыл бұрын
This is perhaps the first encounter Vox Machina has had with old ladies that ended well.
@jevanking4768
@jevanking4768 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@ninjack11
@ninjack11 5 жыл бұрын
or bad. this old lady actually wanted to die to the dragon
@azarinevil
@azarinevil 4 жыл бұрын
Not exactly a good idea to kill the old lady played by one of Wizards of the Coast's game designers LOL.. even Grog isn't that dumb!
@HDloly
@HDloly 4 жыл бұрын
Just cuz there was the dragon to fight. They sure were implying killing Shale to loot her.
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 4 жыл бұрын
Well, this one was ready to die, so they had to ruin that for her.
@Armaggedon185
@Armaggedon185 7 жыл бұрын
The moment Grog becomes smarter by polymorphing into an eagle...
@portota69
@portota69 5 жыл бұрын
Banzai Bot I died laughing
@zerogoodcontent7293
@zerogoodcontent7293 4 жыл бұрын
In that moment he realised every insult, every joke, every metaphor that was used to make fun of him *later Vax was found dead with a dead snake next to him some believe grog killed Vax with Simon but no one knows for sure*
@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657
@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657 4 жыл бұрын
It was really cool. If only Matt understood that flying animals were a lot faster and had much better sense than he thinks.
@purplepotato2612
@purplepotato2612 4 жыл бұрын
When they animate this scene they should make grogs point of view of saving vax just be geometry and math and calculations
@mixmastermike2128
@mixmastermike2128 4 жыл бұрын
fkin spoilers are really annoying
@Ninjewdi
@Ninjewdi Жыл бұрын
Early Mercer: I'm not here to kill your characters, I'm here to help you tell a story. Umbrassyl Mercer: I'm annoyed at you for trapping my dragon and I'm going to show you exactly *how* annoyed.
@envymordecai4429
@envymordecai4429 2 ай бұрын
Matt: The eagles dissolve instantly. Laura: Maaaaatt! They didn’t even get to go! Matt: Let me remind you that you TIED DOWN MH DRAGON FOR TWO ROUNDS AND BEAT HIM LIKE A PIN CUSHION. Marisha: Yeah. That was awesome.
@goldberta
@goldberta Ай бұрын
To be fair....he did just get a bunch of dragons for critmas and was excited to use em
@OHaaaiden
@OHaaaiden 27 күн бұрын
Makes me think of Vecna Mercer… “AT LEAST LET ME GET THAT FUCKING GNOOOOOME”
@Eli-uu4vt
@Eli-uu4vt Жыл бұрын
That look of horror on Matt's face during this and the previous episodes never seemed completely gone. It's almost like he's always expecting something awful from Sam but is never quite prepared fully for the depths of depravity in that man's mind.
@kage013
@kage013 11 ай бұрын
“I would like to fist the wound” had me cackling, although in hindsight, I am slightly disappointed Sam didn’t opt to call it a gash..,. It would have been the perfect double entendre, although maybe a little too vulgar lol
@mattkeflowers
@mattkeflowers 4 жыл бұрын
Something I really respect about this session is that Chris P is sitting there quietly while they discuss rules. One of the architects of 5e, and he isn't answering rule questions or questioning if Matt got it right or doing the player classic "well actually, rules as written..." stuff. He's doing what a good player does, deferring to the DMs rulings and understanding that the fun and adventure matter more than any particular rules.
@MFZBitch
@MFZBitch 4 жыл бұрын
Well if you watched DCA you would have seen he is way more of a story teller than a rules lawyer :D
@Thankfuldead
@Thankfuldead 4 жыл бұрын
Why would he do that, when he can just sit back and enjoy the chaos. DMs usually don’t get to play as pc as much as they’d like.
@zacharygadzinski3147
@zacharygadzinski3147 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thankfuldead Unless they're a DMPC. Yet DMs can also play if another person DMs.
@Thankfuldead
@Thankfuldead 4 жыл бұрын
Zachary Gadzinski I mean, yeah obviously...
@kagato23
@kagato23 4 жыл бұрын
@@zacharygadzinski3147 dmpcs are a challenge to do right. It's one thing to be a sub for a PC out like matt does, or play a Npc who is tagging along, but actually making a full party member is a different animal. It's hard to ignore meta knowledge when you have all the meta knowledge. But if your character knows too much or is built knowing what's coming, you can become a Mary sue, and/or otherwise the main character in your own novel with some side characters that are your table. On the other end, you can be passive, but then you are just a long term NPC. Which is fine, but again, being a full PC and Dm is a tough thing to pull off.
@ShadowMuppetX
@ShadowMuppetX 6 жыл бұрын
Alternate episode title: Vox Machina cruelly violates a dragon's holes for four hours while you watch.
@emberwrigley9031
@emberwrigley9031 4 жыл бұрын
ShadowMuppet that’s the porn title.
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 4 жыл бұрын
A better name: Big Black Dragon Lair Action
@grobanlover292
@grobanlover292 3 жыл бұрын
Well someones got to fist that dragon's virgin hole.
@jesselindsey9760
@jesselindsey9760 3 жыл бұрын
Well NOW I have to stay awake and watch the whole thing.
@broken12smiles
@broken12smiles 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesselindsey9760 see I can only watch things like this in ten and twenty minute sections.
@awkwardukulele6077
@awkwardukulele6077 3 жыл бұрын
Just a friendly reminder that one of the few more terrifying titles than “dragonslayer” is “dragonfister”
@davidbergfors6820
@davidbergfors6820 3 жыл бұрын
Bards Man!
@ashanein
@ashanein 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@jessevancooney6963
@jessevancooney6963 3 жыл бұрын
That is Scanlans new title
@Shadowkey392
@Shadowkey392 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessevancooney6963 Scanlan Dragonfister! Has a nice ring to it, actually.
@blueskylark9965
@blueskylark9965 2 жыл бұрын
Like a true Bard man
@xXSakuraTearsXx
@xXSakuraTearsXx Жыл бұрын
I get it, now- Shale wasn’t _ready_ to die, she was just _expecting_ to- as she had heard the tales of Vox Machina & how they like to treat old ladies!
@xelijasper2133
@xelijasper2133 6 ай бұрын
I cackled a little too hard at this post 😂😅
@MarkZeroGaming
@MarkZeroGaming 6 жыл бұрын
"As you know, intestines are my favored domain" - Scanlan Shorthalt.
@johnblack7294
@johnblack7294 4 жыл бұрын
He pretty much lives to get up in those guts so yeah lmao
@msauer03
@msauer03 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Sam Riegel lines Lmfao
@zerofcx
@zerofcx 3 жыл бұрын
Or "I could make Grog deaf so he can't hear us die" Scanlan was genius this episode.
@quietlodestar
@quietlodestar 3 жыл бұрын
wasn't it favored terrain like the ranger ability
@RAoKura
@RAoKura 3 жыл бұрын
@@quietlodestar he said favourite terrain, but was obviously making the ranger joke about favoured terrain.
@DWIMoonturtle
@DWIMoonturtle 5 жыл бұрын
Things Matt never thought he'd have to deal with: Deciding AC for a Dragon's various internal organs
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 4 жыл бұрын
Things anyone who's ever dealt with a bard with Dimension Door _should_ expect but never do:
@dtczyk8976
@dtczyk8976 4 жыл бұрын
Dimension door doesn’t work like that. But dm has final say on everything rules related. I guess dm’s that let people do it should expect it!
@Wereskeleton
@Wereskeleton 4 жыл бұрын
@@dtczyk8976 I mean, technically the restriction is if the space is occupied by a creature or object, it fails. The inside of the creature is not occupied by a creature. I would say if there is space larger than your person available to enter into, it can work like that, which is partly why the party made themselves small. But yeah, I guess a DM could say otherwise if they wanted to, but I think it goes against the 1st rule of being a DM, the rule of cool.
@TheHighborn
@TheHighborn 4 жыл бұрын
@@dtczyk8976 rule of cool.
@benjaminsimoneau5648
@benjaminsimoneau5648 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexv3357 well... because dimession door specifically says that if they try to land in a space occupied by another creature it fails and they take damage... never should have happened
@bode6795
@bode6795 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about Chris Perkins, but no ones talking about how he made an old woman with one arm and one eye a level 13 fighter
@askthepizzaguy
@askthepizzaguy Жыл бұрын
Well, that's how she got the one arm or the one eye, or at least, reduced to that level. Perhaps in her day, she was a more fierce and effective fighter. But now, old and reduced in limb and sight and mobility, all she has to brag about is helping to beat down a dragon and chasing it across a cave with her limp and trying to beat it to death with a stick, and still not dying in the process, and putting the darn thing reduced enough in HP for Grog to finish it with the necrotic damage. With her WALKING STICK. Her walking stick that she beat a dragon with and lived. It was glorious.
@AHnonymousRaps
@AHnonymousRaps 4 жыл бұрын
It took me over 3 hours before I realized the base of Sam’s tankard had gone from a clusterfuck of stickers to a blank piece of paper with “Your Ad Here” 😂😂😂
@KikiSohma
@KikiSohma Жыл бұрын
I also love how it went from cluttered, to "Your Ad Here" in the break, then he adds a BackBlaze logo at 3:39:19 :3
@Tharppedo
@Tharppedo 7 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the Thordack fight when everyone else is dead and Thordack is at 2 Hp and all that stands between doom and salvation is trinket.
@codybeaird2918
@codybeaird2918 7 жыл бұрын
Tharppedo Oh yes,
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure even if Trinket was the last living member of the team Vex would still not use him in combat :)
@Tharppedo
@Tharppedo 7 жыл бұрын
MrCompassionate01 well I'm watching today's episode now, he lasted less than one round.
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 7 жыл бұрын
I hope you don't mean died because literally I'm only up to this episode so no spoilers please :)
@Tharppedo
@Tharppedo 7 жыл бұрын
MrCompassionate01 nah just knocked out
@AncientSlugThrower
@AncientSlugThrower 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Riegel is a DM's dream of a player. He brings levity to the game during the moments of heavy drama, and always at the perfect moment when progression has stagnated . He knows the rules, and he is HONEST. Dispelled Stinking Cloud as a Concentration effect when he cast Bigby's and it would have been very easy for him to let Matt forget in the chaos of the moment.
@Nebafyer_DandD
@Nebafyer_DandD 5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, he was probably hoping to lose stinking cloud, as it would have been a henderence to the party.
@bloodydove5718
@bloodydove5718 4 жыл бұрын
@@Nebafyer_DandD na, he's a very honest player from the start of the series and on; this isnt at all the first time he's checked the rules and took a less favorable outcome, because the rules align in a particular way
@Reblwitoutacause
@Reblwitoutacause 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention: he calls for ‘shhh’ to quiet when everyone is talking over something key, he hardly ever does any meta, if ever, all while bringing the levity and comedic timing ( not to mention excellent improv talents ) but never at inappropriate times. He knows when to ham it up, but also when to lean back and let others have their moment. Watch him when he’s not interacting, and notice he’s always checking the book, the rules, his character abilities, or engaged in some RP by taking part OR, adeptly biting his tongue to let his cast / party mates shine. Sam is truly a performer.
@shadowscall7758
@shadowscall7758 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would love to have him at my table. I would love any of the VM team or people who act like them as players (well except the one who shall not be named and is no longer a member).
@farrealmrollers5764
@farrealmrollers5764 4 жыл бұрын
I love the entire cast. It’s very difficult to chose a favorite
@SgtSoda
@SgtSoda 3 жыл бұрын
Vax: “What’s up with the rocks?” Shale: “It’s old magic.” Vax: “... ok. Hey dirty bard, could you come up here please.” *Scanlan inspects the rocks* Vax: “What do you think is up with the rocks?” Scanlan: “Old magic.”
@DimaJeydar
@DimaJeydar 3 жыл бұрын
Pike: “Is it magic?” Scanlan and Shale: “Old magic”
@user-Aaron-
@user-Aaron- 8 ай бұрын
These comments really underplay the interactions and leave out some of the best bits 2:09:48 - 2:13:44
@martinmcbride4530
@martinmcbride4530 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the audio issues at random points. "The dragon can fly 80 feet a round..." *MUSIC INTENSIFIES FOR 2 SECOUNDS*
@SharkyShocker
@SharkyShocker 5 жыл бұрын
Just for those curious. When Percy went full No Mercy Percy at 3:29:39 he dealt a total of 172 points of damage to Umbrasyl.
@zackrose6261
@zackrose6261 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, that fairy fire was a killer towards Umbrasyl.
@Marpaws
@Marpaws 4 жыл бұрын
John Wu movie !!!
@Dragonspirit223
@Dragonspirit223 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I just checked, 172, he did effectively half of its health in one round edit: assuming it wasn't homebrewed
@Marpaws
@Marpaws 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonspirit223 half of what was... Left ?
@Dragonspirit223
@Dragonspirit223 4 жыл бұрын
@@Marpaws No, 1/2 of his FULL HP was taken down (edit: assuming it wasn't homebrewed). Ancient Black Dragons have about 370 HP (Assuming Mat didn't homebrew anything), so 367 (max HP) minus 172 is 195, 195/367 is 53.13%. So he did 46.87% damage in a single round. And that was AFTER Grog did at least 70 points in a single round, AND Pike's 50 damage Guiding Bolt. They shredded this thing in 1-2 initiative lines. Of course, this is assuming he was at full hit points at the start of the battle, which no one can really know, no one but Mat of course.
@LokNWykLeer
@LokNWykLeer 8 жыл бұрын
Laura freaking out over her dice in the beginning would have been the PERFECT opportunity for Liam to chime in and go "You know, THAT doesn't happen with a nice dice box from Wyrm Wood Gaming!"
@danielturner88
@danielturner88 8 жыл бұрын
+Synth Ovine Liam does it as a running joke though...
@Humble197
@Humble197 7 жыл бұрын
+Daniel when done right its funny and they haven't annoyed me at least. YET
@imgekko4142
@imgekko4142 7 жыл бұрын
wyrm *
@Exidous96
@Exidous96 7 жыл бұрын
lol I was convinced it WAS a plug XD
@hirschy1103
@hirschy1103 6 жыл бұрын
Synth Ovine I see you a lot and you always seem to be complaining
@hatchcrazy
@hatchcrazy 3 жыл бұрын
I love Chris Perkins subtly calling out the fact that guest characters are basically side quests for extra loot for VM.
@MorinehtarTheBlue
@MorinehtarTheBlue 3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking back and you would be hard pressed to say that about any guest character I've seen on CR. Most of the time they're a little extra fire power and a help to VMs goals at the time. Garthok was a contact that could've brought them allies in a more political and economic vein but they turned the Clasp down. Zahra brought them extra loot on her second interaction but there was no quest needed. I'm not even sure whether she was a convenient vehicle for Matt to slip them some magical items or Mary Elizabeth McGlynn was just using her characters abilities to render more aid. As for Gern well Vex'Ahlia stole his broom so I don't think Matt even expected that to come in to their hands.
@MorinehtarTheBlue
@MorinehtarTheBlue 3 жыл бұрын
@@sergiu-adrianmarginean7985 By back I do mean back as I have seen nothing from the 2nd Campaign. I know many other late joiners have seen Campaign 2 first but discussion here of those things are nearly as bad as rewatchers who aren't mindful of where the campaign is under it's own timeline. I'm already aware of Twiggy but those items are certainly spoilers. As for the carpet well that is hardly relevant since they "borrowed" that from Allura and she is most certainly not a guest character.
@sergiu-adrianmarginean7985
@sergiu-adrianmarginean7985 3 жыл бұрын
@@MorinehtarTheBlue Sorry for the spoilers. I deleted my comment to not spoil it for others. For some reason I thought you referred to the second campaign. Hopefully you will forget about it until you reach that moment in the 2nd campaign.
@33link333
@33link333 3 жыл бұрын
@@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag Since Sergiu deleted his spoiler comment yours is the only spoiler here, so really you are just being an asshole right now.
@dark_matter62
@dark_matter62 3 жыл бұрын
@@MorinehtarTheBlue for the Gern broom thing, Matt mentions in the previous QnA (the before this episode, battle Royale take 2) that he gave the guests staring gp and allowed them to pick a selection of weapons. He selected the broom of flying and matt is quoted as his instant reaction being "i know exactly who will want that and it is only a matter of time"
@Stolenboredom
@Stolenboredom 3 жыл бұрын
Marisha just plummeting to the earth as an elemental saying it’s fine, that she can take 20 d6 damage is some really good unknown foreshadowing...
@boz8761
@boz8761 2 жыл бұрын
"We're basically gods guys. "
@nuru666
@nuru666 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit though, Key'teor is pretty fuckin awesome.
@webhead4414
@webhead4414 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was probably this very moment that gave Keyleth her false sense of confidence in defying gravity based physics
@jackcrook6330
@jackcrook6330 2 жыл бұрын
@@webhead4414 yup for sure
@Zalied
@Zalied 2 жыл бұрын
@@webhead4414 she probably coulda defied gravity that time but rather than turn into a flying creature or a tank creature she panic took a low hp creature so to much bleed over. Really unfortunate really but i think it was better that way
@avasam06
@avasam06 6 жыл бұрын
Rogue-Paladin... Y'know, that's not a multiclass I expected to make any kind of sense. But given the circumstances, it totally does.
@jhinpotion9230
@jhinpotion9230 5 жыл бұрын
Also, sneak attack smites can be nuts.
@bignjolly9542
@bignjolly9542 4 жыл бұрын
Super late but a 17-3 rogue assassin paladin with suprise attack has the highest single attack that I can personally think of in the whole game, with 13 d6, 2d8, insta crit double, not including any element, weapon damage or finesse modifier because those are variables that we wouldn't know for sure in any situation. It's super interesting
@urosmirkovic8353
@urosmirkovic8353 4 жыл бұрын
@@bignjolly9542 just to give you a little bit of math that's an average of 124 damage not including the base weapon damage or the modifiers :)
@toryfox4580
@toryfox4580 4 жыл бұрын
Love this Idea, played a few paladins(good, evil, and neutral) now and must say it is fantastic to see this outlook on it
@Iamthecrazyone
@Iamthecrazyone 4 жыл бұрын
​@@bignjolly9542 I never considered this option before. I have a rogue who is a worshiper/acolyte of Shar, and I was planning to multi-class with fighter, but a rogue-paladin would be very fitting Is there a specific oath they would take?
@mooxim
@mooxim 8 жыл бұрын
I love how charitable Chris was with his character creation. He didn't want to steal any of the regular players' glory. He set them up to feel perfectly fine if his character died. He left them with some awesome loot. Good guy Chris Perkins.
@ragnar97
@ragnar97 8 жыл бұрын
True, seemed to me the only reason he went there was to give them some awesome loot to help with the other dragons through the death of his character but since he didn't die he just gave some of it it to them xD
@KOLLOSS97
@KOLLOSS97 8 жыл бұрын
Stupid question, but does he realy missing one arm?
@mooxim
@mooxim 8 жыл бұрын
Is he really missing an arm? I doubt it. I did a quick Google search and at most he had an accident recently and his arm was in a sling under his t-shirt. Chris has dressed up for live games before though so it's possible he was just playing when he decided to hide his arm.
@lenisemicolon
@lenisemicolon 7 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice his arm was not in his sleeve while watching the episode, but I went back and watched him walk in and you can see his arm tucked behind his back underneath his shirt. Very strange. o_o
@Grangolus
@Grangolus 7 жыл бұрын
***** ....He makes his intro with his arm tucked away. You can see him use both of those arms later on anyway.
@SGRosen-vi2ez
@SGRosen-vi2ez Жыл бұрын
1:53:38 made me giggle Grog: How could you have a staff and not give it a name? Shale: Only men name their things.
@tgxilyaork9719
@tgxilyaork9719 3 жыл бұрын
2:18:00. I just realized that Vex has dragons as her favourite enemy and she is the most greedy membre of a team
@faranior
@faranior 2 жыл бұрын
Dragons don't like other dragons. Coincidence?
@Girlwithpuffyhair
@Girlwithpuffyhair 10 ай бұрын
She might as well be a dragon 😭
@christopherbacon1077
@christopherbacon1077 5 жыл бұрын
"He is a liar and a bringer of death and he is smiling at you as he talks"
@FleshNFaith
@FleshNFaith 2 жыл бұрын
You know you got a good DM when you can describe him the same way you could describe an Ancient Dragon.
@MassiveFoot29
@MassiveFoot29 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh shut up you flying suitcase" We need Chris back for the next campaign
@grass-ifrass
@grass-ifrass 5 жыл бұрын
We did, for... what was it... 2 minutes?
@artygunnar
@artygunnar 4 жыл бұрын
@@grass-ifrass 11 minutes.... spurt
@multiumbreon7
@multiumbreon7 4 жыл бұрын
@@artygunnar *11 days!*
@biker9476
@biker9476 4 жыл бұрын
This has aged *very* well
@Quadraxis
@Quadraxis 4 жыл бұрын
*Looks at fire giant. Looks at hornet nest* "NYEH!!"
@drewdeckard5753
@drewdeckard5753 3 жыл бұрын
Liam: "is the Dragon sword plus anything...?" Me: Liam we just went over this an hour ago Taliesin: "yeah its, uh, +1?" Me: ah yeah this was 2 weeks later for them...
@lupojw6566
@lupojw6566 3 жыл бұрын
It is easy to forget sometimes when you are bingeing
@TheBrywarrior90
@TheBrywarrior90 2 жыл бұрын
"That's because he's a liar and a bringer of death, and he's smiling at you while he does it." Best line from the episode.
@MeonLights
@MeonLights 7 жыл бұрын
A meteor crashing into the ground and a woman climbing out of the crater is some Stardust shit right there :D I loved Keyleth going "If I'm a plummeting Earth Elemental I might as well have fun doing it."
@louisec-m9503
@louisec-m9503 5 жыл бұрын
+
@tsgtwoandrampage753
@tsgtwoandrampage753 4 жыл бұрын
This, this is what led to "We're gods!"
@kahelem6077
@kahelem6077 4 жыл бұрын
The first instance of keyteor :)
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 4 жыл бұрын
@@kahelem6077 Excuse me, *FIRST?!*
@isaac8734
@isaac8734 3 жыл бұрын
Thus began keyleths relationship with heights. It did not end well.
@Gilgamesh_Prime
@Gilgamesh_Prime 7 жыл бұрын
Vox Machina: All right, we've got Chris Perkins as a ringer to help us in our climactic battle with a black dragon! He's a D&D master, he knows all the ins and outs of the game and probably has some awesome super-powerful multiclass with minmaxed stats and strategically-chosen feats and spells to give him godlike powers. So Chris, what character did you make? Chris Perkins: I'm an old lady with a stick. VM: PERRRRKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNS!
@tangoxrayniner5659
@tangoxrayniner5659 6 жыл бұрын
What I find hilarious. Chris Perkins is right there. On Barbarian Crits you roll extra DICE. Which means on crit you DOUBLE ALL ATTACK DICE. Yet he says not a word.
@gettbit
@gettbit 5 жыл бұрын
Read that as mr turner shouting DINKLEBERG!!!!!
@lokithecat7225
@lokithecat7225 5 жыл бұрын
Chris did a good job not backseat DMing, there were loads of messed up errors (Pike casting a 10 minute Prayer of Healing mid fight) that he just sat through.
@PierceJamesGames
@PierceJamesGames 5 жыл бұрын
You don't double brutal critical die for barbarian. When you crit with a barb, you just 'roll one of the weapon's damage dice one additional time'. Matt's doing it right!
@Peter_Cordes
@Peter_Cordes 5 жыл бұрын
Pike didn't *actually* end up casting it; she couldn't get enough people in range so she aborted that plan and cast Guiding Bolt. I was facepalming and waiting for Matt to notice the casting time, though. Ashley rarely seems to look at casting times to check for out-of-combat spells. I wondered if Chris was going to help the group keep track of advantage vs. disadvantage on things (like Grog's ability checks with 1 level of exhaustion after frenzied rage faded) or remembering to make concentration checks on spells, but yeah it's probably better to just let mistakes happen to avoid slowing down the game. It would probably help the players to have a physical spell-card stand where the put a card for the spell they're currently concentrating on. So Matt could see if they had a concentration spell up, and they'd have a visual reminder of their concentration slot.
@MravacKid
@MravacKid 3 жыл бұрын
For reference, it takes a spot check of 40 to see an invisible creature. Vax got 45 on his stealth roll, so he's functionally more difficult to find than an invisible creature. :)
@oninoni
@oninoni 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't invisible creatures just advantage on stealth checks?
@Caprizant
@Caprizant 2 жыл бұрын
@@oninoni Given the reference to spot checks, I assume this person is familiar with 3e/3.5e
@jimmydesouza4375
@jimmydesouza4375 2 жыл бұрын
@@Caprizant I could swear invisibility was a +20 to stealth in 3rd Ed, not a flat 40DC
@crazedrabbyt221
@crazedrabbyt221 Жыл бұрын
even sight couldnt see him, Hell Vax couldnt know where Vax was!
@jeffreyschneider6310
@jeffreyschneider6310 Жыл бұрын
I love how Shale is officially wielding a quarterstaff and "her wits"
@SomeKindaSpy
@SomeKindaSpy 4 жыл бұрын
"Your ad here" killed me. I love the Scanlan tankard gags.
@TheMuseAphelion
@TheMuseAphelion 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! My eyesight sucks and I couldn't read it.
@KevinGallion
@KevinGallion 6 жыл бұрын
I think best line of this whole episode is "Oh Shut up you flying suitcase"
@kotorlady13
@kotorlady13 5 жыл бұрын
Where is that? Timestamp?
@CarpeDMOfficial
@CarpeDMOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
Megan Brooks 2:46:52
@jacobdenton3849
@jacobdenton3849 5 жыл бұрын
You hissed at Mercer! -Ashley
@glytchmeister9856
@glytchmeister9856 Жыл бұрын
3:29:40 - 3:32:21 … 172 damage in a single turn. Ladies and gentlemen: No Mercy Percy.
@Sir_Poohheart
@Sir_Poohheart 7 ай бұрын
I'm convinced this is the moment Matt decided that Percy is too powerful and started on his quest to gradually nerf the ever loving shit out of him. Seriously, looking at this Percy vs the Percy he finishes as is prime "Look how they massacred my boy" material.
@OfficerCorsair
@OfficerCorsair 7 ай бұрын
what are the most impactful changes made? as someone who can't see the original gunslinger class@@Sir_Poohheart
@thestoopidiot870
@thestoopidiot870 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Matt managed to describe two identical rocks without laughing.
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 Жыл бұрын
😏👉 Look at this guy
@angelab8202
@angelab8202 5 жыл бұрын
How you know Laura and Travis are married -- her continued, gentle reminder of "Plus necrotic"
@cartagia6441
@cartagia6441 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. They should make an arrangement. He reminds her about Hunters Mark and she reminds him about necrotic damage
@danielfaubert1903
@danielfaubert1903 3 жыл бұрын
@@cartagia6441 Relationship goals, was all I could think watching that.
@tkthetank
@tkthetank 3 жыл бұрын
Also Travis lowly saying "Night saved" when Trinket didnt die outright. He knew he was in for a whirlwind if that Bear didnt make it
@theoutspokentheorist9578
@theoutspokentheorist9578 3 жыл бұрын
@@tkthetank apparently at one point they put Trinket out as bait and Trinket almost died, and Travis had to sleep on the couch
@tkthetank
@tkthetank 3 жыл бұрын
@@theoutspokentheorist9578 that seems on brand 😂😂😂
@cyranojohnson8771
@cyranojohnson8771 6 жыл бұрын
(I love that Vax was a tiny pint-sized guy for the entire dragon encounter.)
@NonRegnumDei1934
@NonRegnumDei1934 4 жыл бұрын
(Why is this in parentheses?)
@Kasino80
@Kasino80 4 жыл бұрын
@@NonRegnumDei1934 (best not to ask questions)
@JA-jk9uf
@JA-jk9uf 3 жыл бұрын
The real question is, is there fan art ?
@darkvizardking69
@darkvizardking69 3 жыл бұрын
He was the size of a hobbit and sneaking into a dragon lair.
@faranior
@faranior 2 жыл бұрын
@@darkvizardking69 Are you saying he was a burahobbit?
@echo12345ish
@echo12345ish Жыл бұрын
The look of horror on Matt's face when Sam says he wants to fist the wound gets me everytime
@SodiumHydroxideRedG
@SodiumHydroxideRedG 11 ай бұрын
Sam asking Chris Perkins if he knows how to play the game when he first arrived was such an unappreciated and hilarious thing to say
@Cheonging101
@Cheonging101 7 жыл бұрын
3:57:13 Missed a song opportunity; "Shot through the heart with lightning bolt, You pissed off a Shorthalt"
@boxie13
@boxie13 4 жыл бұрын
Cheonging101 how about “you pissed off a bad gnome”?
@toryfox4580
@toryfox4580 4 жыл бұрын
Shot through the heart and I'm to blame! You give low a bad name!
@Whirlwound
@Whirlwound 6 жыл бұрын
"This will never heal." I still don't know if he's talking about Umbrasyl's wound or the mental scars of everyone else.
@Nebafyer_DandD
@Nebafyer_DandD 5 жыл бұрын
I think he meant the mental wounds not healing, driving Umbrasyl insane.
@scratch6402
@scratch6402 4 жыл бұрын
I will ... FIST THE DRAGON!!
@clayxros576
@clayxros576 4 жыл бұрын
The answer is yes
@Law-of-EnTropy
@Law-of-EnTropy 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@ryansutherland194
@ryansutherland194 4 жыл бұрын
@@Law-of-EnTropy 38:40 got it from peyton beelie
@Pergolesi1736
@Pergolesi1736 3 жыл бұрын
Percy's reaction to Vex marking him with soot was some intense repressed flirting. 1:53:16
@levantdiggerus3473
@levantdiggerus3473 Жыл бұрын
3:29:40 The Dragon, in his head: Why?! How is he so ANGRY?! Percival: STOP. FUCKING. BREAKING. MY. GUNS. DAMMIT.
@TobiTheHuman
@TobiTheHuman 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Vax often says "my family" instead of "everyone else" or something simular.
@ArBee123
@ArBee123 6 жыл бұрын
'Have you ever had sex?' 'Yes, I have a daughter' Considering what happened when he first said that... poor choice of words me thinks!
@xWinterstarex7
@xWinterstarex7 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in Vox Machina: *Giggles* gross
@finchbird2419
@finchbird2419 3 жыл бұрын
"And I walk away" needs to be on the back of a tee-shirt
@dziooooo
@dziooooo 5 ай бұрын
My friend went to get an autograph from Liam at a convention and he wore a shirt he made, with some Raven Queen stuff on the front and "And I walk away" on the back 😂
@albertchristian1
@albertchristian1 2 жыл бұрын
Five years after the fact. Watching it on a tiny arse phone. Half a world way. But I couldn't help but shout in glee when Mercer said those magical words, "How do you want to do this?"
@mydriasisintensifies6139
@mydriasisintensifies6139 2 жыл бұрын
Right there with you on the tiny phone screen 😂
@zenshimagatsuyukazashi6244
@zenshimagatsuyukazashi6244 2 жыл бұрын
Tiny phone screen gang, rise up!
@LollyRue13
@LollyRue13 11 ай бұрын
Tiny phone screen gang ❤
@alphalunablue8918
@alphalunablue8918 6 ай бұрын
Words that transcend time and space
@Fenric1978
@Fenric1978 4 ай бұрын
Guess how I’m watching this now 😂
@bigdream_dreambig
@bigdream_dreambig 4 жыл бұрын
"I mean... I can make Grog deaf so he doesn't hear us die..." 🤦‍♂️
@yasminafarih3681
@yasminafarih3681 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually more frightening
@G32hero
@G32hero Жыл бұрын
@@yasminafarih3681 can confirm, im deaf and i fucking died
@imnotlikeothergirls5
@imnotlikeothergirls5 7 жыл бұрын
I know people get irritated with Trinket.... but Matt's Trinket acting is one of my favorite things lol.
@katekursive1370
@katekursive1370 6 жыл бұрын
And Laura is so cute about him, I can't stay irritated. Especially now, with the locket
@grondhero
@grondhero 6 жыл бұрын
I love Laura and how she's so compassionate about the NPC animals (including the giant eagles), but that locket is the only thing that's made Trinket BEARable. lol That and Matt's Trinket acting. ;)
@Mr061678
@Mr061678 5 жыл бұрын
@@grondhero so glad he gave them that crystal even if that's not what he initially meant it to do. Didn't ever really dislike Laura but i like vex even more now that she's self sufficient with her bear.
@_Seileach
@_Seileach 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that animals suck so much compared to PCs, I want to see them more. Trinket almost always stay out of the combat, sneaky times, and conversations.
@MrMix1212
@MrMix1212 5 жыл бұрын
Only thing for me is that Trink doesn't get in on much fighting
@nidohogg4783
@nidohogg4783 3 жыл бұрын
Percy's like a anime protagonist, always bring out their optimal power when it counts the most.
@vincentmoore1058
@vincentmoore1058 3 жыл бұрын
I love Matt’s smugness this episode, it’s the perfect GM attitude. He’s not smug because he’s thwarting the heroes’ every move but because he knows how close they are to winning, so when they fail on a turn or Umbrasyl succeeds he knows it’ll be all the more gratifying and earned when they do win.
@G32hero
@G32hero Жыл бұрын
I dont know if its necessarily smugness, its more along the lines of a proud dad
@mikea3098
@mikea3098 Жыл бұрын
@@G32hero yeah smugness isnt the right word but the way he explained it I think we all understood his meaning 😇
@ShadowyFox_86
@ShadowyFox_86 Жыл бұрын
Matt is nothing if not supportive of his rag tag group of adventurers figuring ways to do the impossible in wild ways
@alexeidmitriev6235
@alexeidmitriev6235 8 жыл бұрын
Sam with the "Your ad here" on the bottom of his oversized mug. This, ladies and gents is a win.
@chaosmaster311
@chaosmaster311 5 жыл бұрын
Had to scroll through the comments to see what it said lol
@YngolSonofYsgramor
@YngolSonofYsgramor 5 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when I finally gotta a clear view of it
@someonessidechannel1485
@someonessidechannel1485 5 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious at the end Marisha just wanted Keyleth to have a moment and then everybody reminded her Vax was child-sized lol
@ryansutherland194
@ryansutherland194 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's called "Fun Sized"
@pickledcass
@pickledcass 3 жыл бұрын
i cringed to the end of the earth watching that unfold
@jannik8690
@jannik8690 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryansutherland194 yes officer this comment right here
@true_plays_games
@true_plays_games 3 жыл бұрын
@@pickledcass i cringe almost every time she takes a turn
@kirilles05
@kirilles05 3 жыл бұрын
@@true_plays_games then probably u should stop watching the show, sheesh
@mrjoni54
@mrjoni54 3 жыл бұрын
Taelisin looks IRL posessed after his 6 attack flurry lmao
@benjaminoechsli1941
@benjaminoechsli1941 Жыл бұрын
No Mercy Percy is a powerful spirit to be a vessel for.
@piratescribe
@piratescribe 3 жыл бұрын
Keyleth - (deadpan) "I heard lots of heavy breathing" Sam and Taliesin thinking what we're all thinking. Keyleth - Not impassioned breathing, Scanlan. Sam (as Scanlan) - Okay, so we goin' in the big hole or the small hole? Travis - {turning red, struggling to breathe] Tiny Vax: I'm gonna check out that hole. Me: It's comforting to know some things don't change.
@imadethiscomment5663
@imadethiscomment5663 6 жыл бұрын
Old magic...not the kind you'd learn in those hoity toity towers.
@VidGamer123
@VidGamer123 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, definitely looks like old magic.
@Magrijack
@Magrijack 5 жыл бұрын
Get this, I’m not sure, but I think it’s old magic. You know, the kind you don’t learn in hoity toity wizard’s towers.
@Mewchu14
@Mewchu14 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky Walker old magic? Like the kind you wouldn’t learn in those hoity toity towers?
@andruloni
@andruloni 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a line of an NPC as you walk by something in a game
@KiltLeo
@KiltLeo 4 жыл бұрын
You can learn magic from a hoity toity tower!? Where does one find these hoity toity towers?
@Galornhan
@Galornhan 4 жыл бұрын
Percy, in all his might, dealt 172 damage in 6 seconds. That sword may not have many times to shine, but GODDAMN does it shine when it does.
@levantdiggerus3473
@levantdiggerus3473 Жыл бұрын
Percy got sick and fucking tired of his guns breaking, so he decided to let off a little steam. It’s tough being a genius all the time, sometimes you just need to GO INTO A RAGE!
@TheMeTreeHouse
@TheMeTreeHouse 3 жыл бұрын
Just so everyone knows, without Shale's one attack of 11 grog wouldn't have killed the dragon
@askthepizzaguy
@askthepizzaguy Жыл бұрын
Yeah, or, if the initiative order was different, Shale would have killed the dragon with the one attack of 11. It's a team victory, and Shale was just as much a part of it as anyone. Others dealt more damage or the finishing damage, but that's because that's their role in the party while others sneak, distract, meat shield, heal, boost, or debuff. All can be proud. Even the bear pulled its weight, going down bravely and dealing damage as much as it could. The many NPCS that died holding it down so the dragon was damaged enough to need to flee and rest up also did their jobs. The party was alive enough to pursue it because the dragon was surprised and very unable to get away quickly and needed to use a bunch of actions to escape it.
@wiredspider
@wiredspider Жыл бұрын
Grog beating Earthbreaker, killing his Uncle and then the Black Dragon. What an epic arch Grog gets at the beginning of the Chroma Conclave when people really consider this to be Vax and Vex’s arch.
@idgarobingoodfellow
@idgarobingoodfellow Жыл бұрын
I love how grog gets so much of a character arc in such a short time, because I think Travis prefers Grog to be in the background and just funny, and between Craven Edge, Earthbreaker, Kevdak, and Umbrasyl, he and Grog got to really shine for a short bit, before being able to take a step back and support their friends
@becomingsentient1208
@becomingsentient1208 Жыл бұрын
He didn't "beat" Earthbreaker. He completed the lesson.
@MONSTEReXoARMY
@MONSTEReXoARMY 7 жыл бұрын
Percy "I have 13 hp..." Scanlan "oh I thought that said 93..." Percy "yeah I count up" Scanlan "you count up? what kind of idiot counts up?!?!?!?!" had me dying
@brennainboltong8702
@brennainboltong8702 5 жыл бұрын
I count up
@superlolgal555
@superlolgal555 4 жыл бұрын
This inspired me to start counting up. Maybe counting up = more nat 20's?
@Harrowed2TheMind
@Harrowed2TheMind 4 жыл бұрын
It's so much simpler to count up. That way, you can directly compare damage taken to your maximum Hit Points. Simpler, faster, more intuitive.
@Zeppathy
@Zeppathy 4 жыл бұрын
I use inverted and southpaw in Halo. So I feel this. Noone can use my controller. >:)
@UIMcocodog
@UIMcocodog 4 жыл бұрын
@@Harrowed2TheMind at first i was like "wtf" then i was like "oooooh!" counting up from now on =D
@ryanpratt6993
@ryanpratt6993 5 жыл бұрын
“It’s hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside! I must cut through it from the inside.”
@trunkskoolkid
@trunkskoolkid 4 жыл бұрын
❤️ me some Drax!
@vanguardbreaker8826
@vanguardbreaker8826 3 жыл бұрын
Percy: "What? What do you mean he's trying to cut through it from the inside? The hide is the same thickness from the outside as the inside?!" Vex: "I REALISE THAT!" Come on, you can't tell me you don't see the parallels. Even if Rocket would fit better.
@vanguardbreaker8826
@vanguardbreaker8826 3 жыл бұрын
"When I die, I'm coming back as a character named Vix." "And you can find another dungeon master." 2:53:40
@tiril6681
@tiril6681 2 жыл бұрын
Pinpointed the moment Sam started making Veth :)
@bloodiedXangel
@bloodiedXangel Жыл бұрын
He did say he wanted Veth's name to fall in to the Vax/Vex/Vox structure
@davidm9612
@davidm9612 Жыл бұрын
Then they'll just need to add a "Vux" and they'll have one for each vowel
@dragondoodles78
@dragondoodles78 11 ай бұрын
@@davidm9612 Y is sometimes a vowel so they would need a "Vyx" too
@MOTHforLife
@MOTHforLife 3 жыл бұрын
"Which episode are you on?" "The one where Sam Riegel was late" "Not helpful"
@Kopenich
@Kopenich 6 жыл бұрын
I know we all watched this but allow me to explain Vox Machina's fight against Umbrasyl: They have a very elaborate and actually plausible tactic for engaging him. They spring the trap and effectively start pummeling the shit out of him. Scanlan takes Vax and teleports inside his stomache while the dragon is still grounded.... The dragon takes off with two members inside him... Scanlan activates an immovable rod inside the belly of the ancient dragon... Grog attaches himself in an enlarged state to the dragon via wrist-wrapped chain... The dragon runs off with three members attached to it.. Vax reverse c-sections himself out... Scanlan fingers himself out of the stomache of the dragon... Grog gets flung off.. Scanlan actually catches Grog with Bigby.. He drops Bigby and turns Grog into a fucking eagle, gaining intelligence somehow in the process... They snag Vax out of the air in the most disorganized dive and catch ever! I love this fucking show and I love these guys.
@johnblack7294
@johnblack7294 4 жыл бұрын
Scanlan never deactivated the rod, how does he fly away?
@Knight-Bishop
@Knight-Bishop 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnblack7294 In the last episode towards the end, Umbrasyl purposely dove from his hovering height where they had activated it, and let the rod rip its way out of him, for 30-something piercing damage. That was when Grog threw the chained bloodaxe into him and got hoisted.
@MrGreensweightHist
@MrGreensweightHist 3 жыл бұрын
"Scanlan takes Vax and teleports inside his stomache " Which that spell can't actually do
@MrGreensweightHist
@MrGreensweightHist 3 жыл бұрын
@- Ghost - Is what it is According to the spell.... "If you would arrive in a place already occupied by an object or a creature, you and any creature traveling with you each take 4d6 force damage, and the spell fails to teleport you."
@codyjones8719
@codyjones8719 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrGreensweightHist The spell also states, "It can be a place you can see, one you can visualize, or one you can describe by stating distance and direction." Both Scanlan and mini-Vax were small enough to appear in an unoccupied space within the creature. Prior to the encounter, Vex had provided enough information on dragon anatomy for Scanlan to visualize the location. Matt requested an Intelligence check from Sam, which Sam (mostly) succeeded with. This comes down to a matter of ruleset interpretation, and I believe Matt's ruling holds up to the rules stated in the book.
@saltyfish5920
@saltyfish5920 7 жыл бұрын
"you have wings, and you're smarter" ded
@tichinabalog2206
@tichinabalog2206 3 жыл бұрын
After finding out he lost Hex, Taliesin went full Bilbao Baggins when he saw the Ring around Frodo's neck.
@UlrichTheOmega
@UlrichTheOmega Жыл бұрын
To add to the Chris Perkins complements: he never overshadowed the team. He played a very simplistic character and did not take away from the main group's victory. Great humility.
@thomasjoychild4962
@thomasjoychild4962 7 жыл бұрын
Intestines: Scanlan's Favoured Terrain :D
@thomasjoychild4962
@thomasjoychild4962 7 жыл бұрын
and Sam's new mug bottom covering :D
@jaredphillips129
@jaredphillips129 4 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for Sam to shit in the dragon
@htz11235
@htz11235 7 жыл бұрын
Grog seems determined to ride all the main bosses like Macy's day parade balloons
@willrogers3793
@willrogers3793 5 жыл бұрын
I now have this mental image of Grog dragging Pike around like an excited little kid at an amusement park with their big sister. “OOO LOOKIT DA SIZE UV THAT ONE, PIKE! CAN WE RIDE IT? CAN WE? PLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE???” “Welllllllll...okay, alright.” “YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!”
@neerGdyahS
@neerGdyahS 4 жыл бұрын
It's a big, bald muscley guy with tattoos dangling from a chain off of giant enemies. It's Grog of War.
@prestigerazor4961
@prestigerazor4961 4 жыл бұрын
@@neerGdyahS well played
@GBS4893
@GBS4893 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine after that when Grog has to take life decisions he asks Scanlan to polymorph him into an eagle again for the extra brain muscles
@rileyk.1963
@rileyk.1963 3 жыл бұрын
sam: “next campaign i’m gonna make a character named vix” i mean. veth isn’t too far off from vex and vax
@CallistoTheWarriorQueen
@CallistoTheWarriorQueen 2 жыл бұрын
And I believe he said he was going for Vix but he couldn't make an anagram with it lol
@ellieowley5428
@ellieowley5428 Жыл бұрын
In the wrap up he said that it was literally the whole point of the name. He was literally going to be Vix but couldn’t make it work and went with veth instead 😂
@hammert0es
@hammert0es 6 жыл бұрын
God, with all the times they've fallen off an eagle/dragon/flying carpet and gone plunging to their imminent deaths, how have they not invested in Feather Fall magic yet?
@Zeppathy
@Zeppathy 4 жыл бұрын
Cause they killed their only dedicated magic user offscreen. Have you met Tiberious Stormwind... from what used to be Draconia?
@theendicott2838
@theendicott2838 4 жыл бұрын
Unknown Unaware because Orion was insufferable...
@cyanidepilgrim5409
@cyanidepilgrim5409 4 жыл бұрын
Pike's shield can do Feather Fall, she used it when Grog and Keyleth fell off of Umbrasyl in the last episode
@ThisIsntAYoutuber
@ThisIsntAYoutuber 4 жыл бұрын
Unknown Unaware They did it for a good reason. Orion was on the verge of ruining the entire series near the end, on top of his behavior towards the table. I would hardly call that a good investment even if Tiberius was dedicated to flight.
@rektl2036
@rektl2036 4 жыл бұрын
@@ThisIsntAKZfaqr yup.. if only u had ever seen the 1 man 1 hour shopping episode.. no shit that was the last straw that broke the camel's back. travis never looked as frustrated, i think it was 24 or 25, after which they parted ways. In all honesty, I think marisha occassionally plays like that.. orion is probably marisha's indecisiveness + liam's "always clarifying rules/ unsure of rules due to change from PF to 5e" rolled in 1. the biggest thing was he always blew all his spells in the 1st encounter of the day, then kinda afk or kept trying to ask for a long rest.
@ScorchHellfire
@ScorchHellfire 4 жыл бұрын
By the way, I love how Taliesin still calls his individual attacks "shots" even when doing melee strikes. He does the same thing in Campaign 2 for a little while as well despite being an only melee character then. xD
@belindaluna2067
@belindaluna2067 4 жыл бұрын
Old habits.
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not throwing away my - *shot!*
@grantpflum6844
@grantpflum6844 Жыл бұрын
Sam is such a great player. He is always making sure to play straight, even when the DM doesn't catch something, and he is constantly supporting his other teammates.
@mars-the-ethereal9609
@mars-the-ethereal9609 Жыл бұрын
i love that they made one plan with a “go” word and ever since then jenga has been the universal attack term
@angelalurtz3638
@angelalurtz3638 11 ай бұрын
It's a safe word 😂
@loveless9349
@loveless9349 7 жыл бұрын
All I could think was "Percy with advantage... this is gonna hurt"
@DJenser
@DJenser 4 жыл бұрын
Sam: "I would like to...fist...the wound." Mercer looks on in horror and disgust, shaking his head as the rest of the group dissolves in laughter. Sam: "Just jam it and...find a finger...and kinda like uuuuuungh!" (Makes obscene finger movements, which are presumably mimicked by his Bigby's Fisting Hand) "How ya like that!" Matt: "Alright...OK...So..." Sam "This wound will never heal." Travis: "Nope." Matt (sounding a bit sick): "Wow... That's...I...I uh...Yeah..." Only 39 minutes into the episode and Sam has once again taken the MVP slot. Fucking Gnomish *ROCKSTAR.*
@MarcSola7
@MarcSola7 3 жыл бұрын
38:39 is the timestamp for those who want to know. 3:26:44 Finger the wound part deux!
@mirrorXshard
@mirrorXshard Жыл бұрын
"This wound will never heal" I would like to point out Scanlon is, in fact, "crawling in the dragon's skin."
@elisam.2896
@elisam.2896 Жыл бұрын
Love how Ashley just goes: 👊👊👊. No shock at all, just like, yeah of course!
@IRQ17
@IRQ17 10 ай бұрын
@@mirrorXshard That would be Vax but yes.
@aceandgay
@aceandgay 9 ай бұрын
And Tal's response of "Yeah, you're fingering the wound, okay," was just beautiful
@bnlss2
@bnlss2 Жыл бұрын
5:00 - Travis vs Sam: Plug Off 10:54 - Recap Begins 13:29 - Game Begins 24:12 - Scanlan's Snake 33:00 - Grog, Mother of Dragons 35:50 - Liam's Choice of Words 36:45 - Vax's Awkward Birth 38:20 - Bigby's FORCEFUL Hand (38:40 - Fisting The Wound) 43:45 - Annoyed Percy 48:40 - Continued Fisting 55:35 - Vax, Paladin Of The Raven Queen 1:01:00 - Scanlan Saves Grog 1:02:00 - Sam's Plan 1:05:10 - Leap of Faith 1:07:30 - Not As Intended 1:11:15 - The Stranger 1:28:30 - Travis's Real Opinion of Matt 1:44:48 - Break Ends 1:51:30 - No Clanging Today 1:52:50 - Druid Battle Makeup 2:02:44 - Shale Lead? 2:11:50 - Old Magic 2:25:20 - Umbrasyl, Hope Devourer 2:41:35 - Scanlan's Cutting Words 2:45:00 - Shale Strides Forth 2:45:50 - Matt should know better by now! ;) 2:46:15 - Shale Taunts The Dragon 2:53:30 - Vax, Vex, Vix 2:55:22 - Scanlan Inspires Shale 2:57:17 - Percy's Bald Spot 2:57:40 - DM Grudge 3:05:48 - Monstah! 3:09:50 - The Old Lady Attacks! 3:11:30 - The Dice Gods Say NOPE 3:12:23 - Pike's Guiding Bolt (3:13:45 - Matt Describes It) 3:20:00 - The Dice Gods Say YES 3:25:40 - Bigby's Return 3:26:40 - Bigby's Rage Fingering 3:28:15 - Scanlan Inspires Shale? 3:29:40 - NO MERCY PERCY 3:53:00 - Scanlan Inspires Grog 4:05:40 - Thank God For Level 14 4:06:40 - How Do You Want To Do This? 4:06:55 - Vox Machina Reacts 4:07:25 - How he wants to do this 4:09:09 - Trinket? 4:10:30 - Shale's Thoughts 4:11:00 - Sam's Suggested Method Of Coping 4:13:34 - Awkward 4:23:10 - Shale's Fate
@bschneidez
@bschneidez Жыл бұрын
bump!
@kevinphung1181
@kevinphung1181 Жыл бұрын
bump
@LyssaLynette
@LyssaLynette Жыл бұрын
bump!
@rockstermaniac
@rockstermaniac Жыл бұрын
bump
@toria3421
@toria3421 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@Hisslizard
@Hisslizard 3 жыл бұрын
grog and pike's relationship is absolute goals, get urself a best friend that's that supportive
@davidm9612
@davidm9612 Жыл бұрын
"Get yourself a bestie that you can wear as a backpack"😂
@usantio
@usantio 8 жыл бұрын
Percy did 175 damage when he action surged.
@TenPace
@TenPace 8 жыл бұрын
I got 172. But still. Fuckin fighters.
@blakemonway
@blakemonway 7 жыл бұрын
+HelljumperFM Fuckin Firearms.
@usantio
@usantio 7 жыл бұрын
He used a sword
@megavore97
@megavore97 7 жыл бұрын
Fighters Ladies and gentlemen, aka certified BADASSMOTHERFUCKERS
@andrewzimmerman6762
@andrewzimmerman6762 6 жыл бұрын
Marisha did 175 damage to my ears.
@Joseph-um6wz
@Joseph-um6wz 4 жыл бұрын
Is this Sam's first opening sketch? I can't believe I stumbled into history being made.
@elbruces
@elbruces 4 жыл бұрын
No, Travis just started the promo because Sam was running late.
@twilightgeneral777
@twilightgeneral777 3 жыл бұрын
"200 ft. Is survivable." Oh boy Keyleth...
@davidbergfors6820
@davidbergfors6820 3 жыл бұрын
the combination Earth elemental and Keyleth form did it, A Goldfish on the other hand...
@darkvizardking69
@darkvizardking69 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidbergfors6820 plus wasn't it like 1000 ft. Drop? Grog at full health and raging could manage it at least. Plus, if she aimed better she might have had a chance. Keyword might.
@davidbergfors6820
@davidbergfors6820 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkvizardking69 to go nerdy scientist for a second, even if she had aimed it better, landning in the water, the surface tension would make it like hitting concrete, there was no real way that dive would be survivable. But I don't think Matt would have done that to her, so yes there was a chance.
@darkvizardking69
@darkvizardking69 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidbergfors6820 oh of course, that shit would hurt no matter what, there was just different ways she could have done it. Water elemental for one, turning into a bird a flying off. But then again there was panic involved, and if horror movies taught us anything if you panic, you can't think straight.
@dziooooo
@dziooooo 5 ай бұрын
In a game I played in we had our ranger fall off a cliff and almost die. No one could get to his unconscious body and there was potential danger incoming. So my bard dove off the cliff after him, with a Healing Word ready to go as soon as I got within range. I healed him, went SPLAT myself, immediately unconscious, trusting the ranger to pick me up before we both get eaten. We survived, but it was gnarly af.
@5764rich
@5764rich 2 жыл бұрын
Perkins has a special kind of smile when Matt checked the book to see if trinket lived or died. That man is a treasure.
@warlockarcher
@warlockarcher 10 ай бұрын
timestamp?
@user-Aaron-
@user-Aaron- 8 ай бұрын
​​​@@warlockarcher4:09:09 - 4:09:39 Not sure what OP is talking about though; Chris doesn't react much at all.
@Konuvis
@Konuvis 17 күн бұрын
Laura's reaction was just so raw!
@damiwayne8289
@damiwayne8289 5 жыл бұрын
Matt’s look of horror when Sam said he was going to fist the wound was amazing XD
@DredgenStorm
@DredgenStorm 3 жыл бұрын
Scanlan Shorthalt: the only character who can regularly break Matt Mercer's composure
@hazymunkey
@hazymunkey 2 жыл бұрын
@@DredgenStorm Even funnier thinking back because you know matt knows chris is in the back watching as he says to himself "This is why we can't have company over" like a parent with unruly kids LOL
@ShadowyFox_86
@ShadowyFox_86 Жыл бұрын
@@hazymunkey I think at this point the unruly kids are part of the reason people want to be guests.
@DoctorMcHerp
@DoctorMcHerp 4 жыл бұрын
1:06:00 The way Matt spun the events around Vax’s leap of faith and connected it to how he grabs onto eagle-Grog was so well done, god damn.
@faranior
@faranior 2 жыл бұрын
"On your left" ;)
@yiklongtay6029
@yiklongtay6029 2 жыл бұрын
If they didn't intervene this was definitely his intended moment to introduce the concept of exalted vestiges
@caosisaac
@caosisaac Жыл бұрын
​@@yiklongtay6029nailed it on the head because that's exactly how it goes down in the animated series!
@RedRaptor98
@RedRaptor98 Жыл бұрын
38:35 I feel so bad for Umbrasyl, he's suffering some morbid body horror right now
@RedRaptor98
@RedRaptor98 Жыл бұрын
1:06:58 the idea of Vex ripping Scanlan off a giant eagle by accident is a different type of amusing
@stevenweller9413
@stevenweller9413 Жыл бұрын
After all the talk about Vax’s sneak attack damage Grog simply said “hold my ale…”
@ghostman263
@ghostman263 8 жыл бұрын
Chris Perkins enters just like "all hail your God and creator, but also your very good friend"
@Renegadebane
@Renegadebane 4 жыл бұрын
He is no god, more of an angel working in the absence of God. Praise be to Gygax, he who shall return to take the worthy at the beginning of the end.
@azarinevil
@azarinevil 4 жыл бұрын
@@Renegadebane Praise be to Gygax and his ascendant acolytes the Greenwood and Ladies Hickman.. hallowed be their words
@Altyrell
@Altyrell 4 жыл бұрын
All these years later & I still loved that Chris Perkins, said it 1/2 in-character & 1/2 in jest, that it was Grog's destiny to slay the dragon. Turns out, it *was* Grog's destiny that he would be the one that slays the dragon.
@Joemantler
@Joemantler 3 жыл бұрын
"Why doesn't Percy just always attack melee?" Because he wanted to be a Gunslinger with cool, special things. And with cool, special things comes crappy drawbacks to balance things out. And who knew he would CONSTANTLY bounce his rolls between Nat 20s and Nat 1s? So Percy in combat just naturally goes "I shoot. I CRIT! I shoot! My gun jams." So the lesson here is "play a character you like, and the other people at the table like. That way everyone shares your triumphs, and they support you when things go belly up."
@ICommentCuzILike
@ICommentCuzILike Жыл бұрын
'I also have a dragon-tooth necklace. It is a dragon tooth.' would have been a great place to end that sentence XD
@partingofways
@partingofways 7 жыл бұрын
Pike picking up Percy at the end was straight out of the intro scene ;)
@TyranusRex721
@TyranusRex721 7 жыл бұрын
Shale hitting Umbrasyl with her stick reminds me of Yoda hitting R2-D2 with his walking stick in Empire Strikes Back. It is like this comical swinging motion that really does not do anything.
@azarinevil
@azarinevil 4 жыл бұрын
Then you realize the person playing is the Creative Director of 5e at Wizards of the Coast, and he was going for a character that was based on a very similar idea. He could have built a war machine, but opted for a ridiculous side character with a flair that drew from a couple Jim Henson characters like Aughra and Yoda.
@jaredphillips129
@jaredphillips129 4 жыл бұрын
Or Chris playing Spurt in C2.
@macseigel7295
@macseigel7295 3 жыл бұрын
VM is starting to develop a signature move. Grog: I hold my attack. Literally anyone else: F U L L S E N D
@Ragnarok6664
@Ragnarok6664 3 жыл бұрын
Shale (Perkins) is a very convincing granny up in arms spanking naughty dragons
@MrYoyojuan
@MrYoyojuan 2 жыл бұрын
Up in arm*
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