At what time is it and in which time zone? Cheers uncle!

@@sossoft in two days, probably a few hours more than that. So around 6 PM / 18:00 at 0 UTC probably.

Can’t wait for this!! Please say you’re going to teach her and us how to make Egg Fried Rice 🍚

Some people can understand the Indian style fried rice recipe because it is different from other Asian countries. One of my acquaintances had a 20-year career in running an Indian restaurant, so I asked him if he had a recipe for washing rice in water, but he said he had never seen it.

@@user-ru9pd6tf4s Thanks I know it's in two days, I had already put the reminder on the video. I just wanted to check the time as I'm 4h ahead of London. Cheers

Underrated

Lets take this comment to the top

You call that rice boiled? You look at me and you say that rice is properly boiled? That is the most disgusting rice I've ever seen.

@@stefan6347 well she did boiled the rice though 😂😂

@@micaellaanne8758 but it's still pathetic.

What about African Americans- ;-;

Also the weebs

@@dismurrart6648 indeed

It is international crime

Pacific Islanders as well.

Time stamp?

​@@definitely_nibbles 2:12

@@definitely_nibbles 2:15

@@definitely_nibbles 2:14

@@definitely_nibbles 2:15

She is Asian. She's a British-Indian.

Aishik Ashraf probs more british than indian

@@paisenpaisen Yeah, but she definitely learned how to cook rice (ffs) from her mom or grandma. The geniuses here are acting like she's not Asian. South Asian and Middle Eastern rice are also so much better than the Eastern sticky stuff.

India and Pakistan have called an armistice to distance themselves from her Hahahaha

​@@AyAy008 "South Asian and Middle Eastern rice are also so much better than the Eastern sticky stuff" first off, objectively incorrect. you just prefer south asian and middle eastern rice over east asian sticky rice. i like both but i don't think one is better than the other. second, i do agree with your first point. how the fuck are you asian and don't know how to cook rice? this shit was blasphemy and i hope someone taught her how to cook it properly

Exactly why fried rice was invented for. LOL :)

Yessss... you're right...

Yessssssssss thissss

This

THIS

🤣🤣🤣🤣typical uncle Roger 😂

Has to be my favorite uncle roger line

He said it sooo punny 😂😂

❤

Same I knew about uncle Roger but I’ve never watched any of his videos until like last month

Pasta la vista

@@4nakayam I'm super white so Im not picking up as much here. But she still seems like a terrible chef, Im picking up enough to know that this is being fucked up

@@averagefanenjoyer8696 very white... I'm sorry but my little brother introduced me to these videos. I barley cook in the house and I cringe soooo hard at this

Tell me about it 😂

Lmfao!

😂😂😂

In the surgery room: Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery. Don't panic. Patient: My name is not David. Doctor: I know. I am David.

Well she did manage to scare us too 😂

Actually she's telling it to herself 😂😂

You got a point there 😂

2:04 u mean

But this is a old video. He only started saying “Wijeo” later on…

@@Kidfromschool88 This is a blatant lie. He literally says wijeo at 0:20

wassup

Me

I'm here

Greetings

Me

Fine. I legit laughed. Take my upvote and get out.

😂😂😂😂

True. Last time was gengis khan

As a asian, i really feel offended from the way she cook. Like, the rice is the most easiest food to cook 😅

for us asians, its like a ritual to wash rice lmao

“I’ve been a white guy for 40 years” lmao did you used to be something different 🤣🤣🤣 you worded it so weird

Dane Hales lolll 😂

Did you stop being a white guy after 40 years?? 🤣🤣🤣

LordOfGodsBringerOfLifeOverlordOfLightMasterOfDarknessTheOneandOnlyUniverse It Must have been so tiring🤣

@@danehales2021 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Woah. 😧

thats brutally sad

well it is wrong

When I was growing up in Australia during the Eighties rice was prepared exactly as shown on this video 🤮 Luckily we are more civilised in 2024.

Who the hell season with vinegar?

True

yes, biggest problem

As an Asian, I’m so worry about after everyone watched her video, the other unauthentic Asian restaurants gonna cook rice like this.....

Yes

My housemate just told me that’s actually how they taught her to cook rice in home ec class in school! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

I literally started crying from laughing!!!

I laughed at this too!!!!🤣😂

Why are you afraid of fried rice? Who pays 8 pounds for rice? LOL

I lost it when she didn't wash the rice, and then when he said that it was all over.🤣🤣🤣

make different accounts

You go camping you set up campfire you don't set up camp induction stove - Uncle Roger

I always fry the egg first then mix in later... didn't know that wasn't normal 🤔

Deeni Halim 😭 g ur supposed to mix the egg in with the rice so that the egg mixes better with the rice since it’s still liquid

Deeni Halim it depends on how you like it but I personally find the texture and flavor better when you cook it with the rice. You should try it!

@@YienLiu nah, pretty sure it based on people taste or preferences

Drained wet rice.... 🤔 Wait the minute...🤔 Drained WET rice... 🤔 The rice is not evenly cooked....😫

3. When you broke the hanger

True 🤣

so true

When you fell off your bicycle

Uh... both of these are not unique to Asia, mate..

It got me *SHOOK*

I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE

Same

i was freaking shook like tf 💀

Well... You know how grandma sometimes reheat rice in the steamer and it gets a bit wet?...

AHHAHHAHAHHJJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAJa

There are so many good ones, but that's my favorite line!

@@CreativeRenzo Translate to English

But . . .the lugaw and champurado (wet filipino rice dish)

Number 1000 like!

😂😂😂

I thought it was when she washed it 😂😳😮

Hayi yayayayaaa

ohmygoshcholesterol 321 creepiest thing to do for Asian

V R as an Asian I almost cried

the best way to torture asian people. as an asian myself, you better kill me now.

0:39

Big Black Corporation

Or British born Chinese

Can someone link the original vid.

@@cypresswillow2591 this is the original video 🤦‍♂️

Damn thats sum next level shit like I hope you have a bad harvest next season

Hahahahahaha lucu. Ref Mulan ke tu?

@@jiahazahar6607 hahahahaha iya Mulan is the mvp of disney movie 👏👌

Hahahaha ni lah kenapa dia kata rendang kita x crispy kak 😂

HAHAHAHAHAH I love that scene...

Good reason imo

You said that only because You don't know how to cool rice, probably you're a Spinster

Geo Nif who tf cools rice??

@@kuannaone8265 him apparently-

@@Xavier-ty4jw took her more than 10 minute to finish all the seasoning, wash them peas and piss on her cooking. thats enough time for december mate. the rice almost frozen by than.

or NY pizza... lol

Hayatso ahahahah

Not even close to the same.

First rule of pasta cooking: NEVER break the pasta. If you break the pasta, the italians will make sure you Pasta-way

Sucks on you. As a Pinoy, the beloved fast-food Spaghetti makes Italians go nono.

every Asian will

Dumpling is life

Feelin da stress too with Uncle Roger lol shoots this is unheard of the way the lady is cooking rice🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

Yes! He was not prepared for the level of Caucasity in this dish.

@@MsMslaw caucassery

Wrong move at any moment can ruin it all honestly

BErYNAiSu as a chinese person, I can confirm

My cheat, one Asian to another, is if you’ve somehow forgotten how to make rice, just add stock to it. Then just season it and BAM it’s soup. Did this the first time I cooked rice without a rice cooker and avoided getting disowned.

Our Turkish culture is made around rice lol

No induction stove is allowed.

Dishonor to you! Dishonor to your family! Dishonor to your cow!

She is a disgrace to the Asian community

I fry my rice before putting it in the water to add some flavor. But i thinks that’s just a Mexican thing

@@Wilson-qf9sg DISHONOR TO OUR RICEFIELDS

@@thebigboofint8834 we also use that kind of process before making porridge, but a liquiddy version of it. And the stir fry process prevent the rice from being mashed up during boiling process.

HAHA

She wash after 😭

😔👊 and she scraped the souce pan whit a metal spoon like bruh 😔

in here we wash the rice then cook the rice. not cook the rice then wash the rice. who tf even invented that?! > the BBC woman. food disaster.

Like- B r o W h y N o

Yeah and then put msg on dog it will be a better dog

Smarter! Hahah

Put msg on bbc woman. she now a smarter woman

What is MSG

@@doinyamom3196 😂

Thats is veryyyyyyyyy stupid, for asian😂

Yes and that's why she is not asian

Nah man,we about to burn BBC at the stake for this heresy.They not only didnt wash the rice before cooking,but WASHED IT after it was cooked. (The lady who was cooking was following BBC's instructions.)

If you're asian and do not know how to cook rice, you dont have a family anymore.

@@cjramos1158 Or rather, no matter your race, if you don't know how to, you may want to see a psychiatrist. It's almost as easy as cooking Top Ramen except without a microwave.

of course it does LOL

His accent is every people who act like a asian

Fax

The only reason I subbed

It’s fake

💀💀💀

Lol

Hilarious 🤣

YES SO ACCURATE

Lol 🤣

Exactly bruh

The real question no one's asking

Higher volume of water takes longer to heat up in the same time as 2 cups rule. same cookness of rice each time.

She probably wanted to get rid of the starch but still.. draining THEN wash the rice??

If she going to get rid the starch.., should have wash the rice first 🙄

Cooking rice using the boiling method is really common in Europe. When I was younger I did not even know you could cook it by absorption because my parents never did.

As soon as I saw her put rice in that cup, I wanted to stop watching. I knew she had no idea what she was doing.

CastorGarou lmao cooking by boiling aint that bad... its the “not washing rice before cooking” and the take out rice before it fully cooks

@@CastorGarou i know my question may come out sounding more pointed than I intend but with the boiling method, do people still wash the rice before they boil? i can't get over this no washing business.

My ancient grandfather came to life and vomited

😭😂😂😂

Damn right, my mother put a lot of chicken food flavoring when she made a baby food and she said it will be okay lol.

😂😂😂 this dudes hilarious!

That was so Asian haha

Haha 🤣

@@IanChan you know when things get serious when the guy put down his leg

han chen i know cos we are asian haha !

@@IanChan exactly, greetins from Indonesia

He will come back to England to yell donkey at her

Omg I’m dieing

Lmao 😂😂

I can't figure out how the hell you'd get mushy rice and have it be raw

*"YOU STUPID DONKEY"* -Gordon Ramsay

Yo same lmao

I don't know either but it was funny.

Same LoL

Same

This video just triggered my inner Asian

The measurements are already on the inside of the rice cooker

Making pizzas isn't that common. There's too much effort involved. Pasta perhaps.

Underrated comment

We don’t get angry when they attempt to make it..we get angry when they make a disgrace instead

Maybe they're angry when we put pineapples on pizzas.

@@rhommelkashlieexiquelarrez8126 but they're the best topping

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE DRYER THE BETTER AND YOU MIX IT WITH THE GODDAM EGG

Actually serious eats has done some comparisons - can use fresh rice, but fan must blow directly on it for at least an hour.

@@pjmsparkle5104 Lmao ikr

Exactly girl, exactly.

@@wnoseofcourse you can use newly steamed rice but its like eating cold pizza from the fridge without heating it. The taste is there, but it just aint right.

wait, where is the soy souce, really... O.O

you should rinse rice, but everything else she did was wrong anyway.

ok nevermind, i rewatched the video, i thought u meant wash the rice. Ok yes nobody rinses the rice after cooking it WTF this cooking vid is worse than i expected

She should have washed the rice first to remove the starch and then cook.

@@Mongalingalong I meant draining 😂😂 sorry

She's making sure it's tasteless 😂

It turn into porrige

Its really not cooked yet; it is still watery

It hurt me when she did that

@@iichxgo3924 when she tell us audiences "don't be afraid", I think I am more afraid of her cooking skills than actually cooking a fried rice.

And Africans 🤣🤣

In general, just anyone who knows anything about cooking.

LOL, and anyone reasonably acquainted with their food culture.

I'm not even Asian, I'm African and fell off my chair when she strained the rice.... AFTER cooking it *facepalm* 🤦🏾‍♀️

She ruined the tradition

🤣🤣🤣

I subscribed at that moment hahahah

*asian parents*

LOL 🤣🤣

Vô vị

She wants it bland

She wants it flavour less

rice needs no seasoning, but the egg does, the rice is bland because the soy sauce and all of the vegetables are meant to give taste to it

Msmlolman polybrige 0 bruh you silly goose you dont season your rice??????? Not even a little???

no i believe she was using basmati rice which has to be drained after cooking it. washing it at the end was wrong

Indian bashmati rice cooked like pasta BUT never washed with cold water after the cooking NEVER. Even indian people washing the rice before cook it.

Glorlyg you wash it with cold water if it’s over cooked and you don’t want it to get too overcooked as it cools after draining

greg the leprechaun from lahore aren’t basmati rice a little bit longer than normal? (havent eaten biryani for a long time, maybe im wrong)

DOES NOT look like basmati @0:46 picture.

Out of curiosity, how do you cook rice correctly? I don't really make it myself so I don't kbow but would like to learn 😅

@@HisNeverland 1. Put rice in pot 2. Wash the rice until water becomes clear 3. Depending on the number of cups of rice, the number of cups of water should be the same (2 cups rice = 2 cups water) 4. If you're Asian, the amount of water you put should be equal to the first line of your middle finger

​@@HisNeverland First you rinse it with clean water, and then have 1-1 cup ratio of rice from water. Depending on what rice it is, you might need to add another cup or half-cup of water on it. If you don't have a rice-cooker, just use a casserole and cook it with low heat for 15-20 minutes. When it boils over the excess water, lower the heat more and leave it for about 3 minutes before putting out the flame. But DON'T remove it from the cooking-ware like you do with pasta. Because you can't since rice sticks on the cooking ware. Unless you put too much water on it and it becomes porridge-like. And that's about it. Nothing too fancy.

You clearly dont cook. He doesnt know you only wash rices with high starch, otherwise doesnt need it. Neither does he knows some rices are made like pasta, draining it. He doesnt know sh!t about rice. Here in Brazil we have so many different TYPES of rice (white, parbolized, whole grain, red, black, 9 grain, japanese, italian, and the list goes on). Im not even talking about differen ways of doing rice wich taste completely different. I jnow by memory at least 40 recipes. LOL he is weird and dumb and he doesnt even know. He just assume everybody ate that tasteless rice he is used to hahahahahah

@@HisNeverland Get a rice cooker, that way you can't mess it up, unless you use the wrong amount of water. And wash the rice beforehand.

damn right lmao

I just use normal salt but MSG works to I guess

Msg stands for what exactly? (English not my native lang)

@@Nagytika sodium glutamate, used in cooking as a flavor enhancer with an umami taste

@@sleepy3207 Isn't it Monosodium Glutamate?

Bro this is the first time I heard this wtf that’s hilarious

hahahahh you made my day

Holy crap!! When i got that i laughed out loud!! Good one

My face after reading this comment: 😆

Or she's cooking it like someone who reads an instruction on a shampoo bottle. 😂

As Mexican I can relate

From New Orleans, did that to my dads good Jambalaya pot once... my sister cooked with him for the next few months.

@no name You can damage the nonstick coating.

no name no. Do you want scrapings of stainless steel in your food?

But cast iron is fine

Bruh chain

Bruh chain

5:57

Dude, come to asia and leave that hell hole lol

Chris Levron I’ve cooked my rice like that my whole life and I’ve found that when people laugh at how you cook rice just flex on them with how much better your rice is than theirs

feel validated, over half the world agrees with you.

Sukacita Yeremia “hell hole”

@@hm096 It's totally unserious from my part though.. Kinda went over the top there, me.

And if your rice too dry... you also fucked up.

That's the rule, there's nothing gold about it

I died on this

Epic

666th like

LOLLLLLL xd

She’s trying to serve a trash can.

LMAO

There's actually nothing wrong with her cooking. She did things unconventionally but anyone who has experimented outside of cookbook recipes know you can achieve the same dish in infinite ways

XD

Am Asian and i feel you too

Lol I’m just going off how my mom cooks rice

Same

You eat all our favourite animals but that white chick cooking rice wrong is a violation?? Gotta love you Asians and you’re eastern philosophy. Dogs=tasty. Getting the starch out of rice=sin.

I am Asian too bwo and this scared me

Thats true 😂

it wasn't her recipe btw

I know right 🤣

@PositivyT Yes

For real. It’ll take more than a nice whole fish to earn Uncle Roger’s friendship after his egg fried rice atrocity.

@PositivyT LMMAAAAAOOOOOOO