I think you'll find that Kimba did merch first. Hmmm, suspicious.

where's the shirt with Adam kissing definitely not Scar

Seinfeld was never funny. I rewatched some episodes and he is painfully unfunny.

Yo, Adam. If you had to rewatch a shit movie would you pick Unfrosted or Unfriended?

MMM SUSPICIOUS

We get it, you don’t like J*ws

So we’re just open about being anti-Semitic now I guess

WHY WOULD HE- oh, he’s a Zionist. Ew.

there’s a level of sophistication in the silliness

And Melissa McCarthy...

It's as funny as one too

well put, lol

Holy crap you're right!

Ain't that the truth. You can call it an ad anyways because it is in reality just one big promotion for them

Why does Schumer look CG’d in?

Right. I can't think of a single Seinfeld episode that is remotely edgy, especially by today's standards. What I love about Seinfeld is the same thing I love about It's Always Sunny: awful people doing sociopathic things without an ounce of sentimentality. It's the way comedy should be done. Again, the influence of Larry David is evident, because when you compare Curb to Jerry's awful projects like Bee Movie, The Marriage Ref, and this garbage, the difference is night and day.

What?? Are you saying his old joke about how socks go missing because they sneak out of the dryer isn’t edgy to you? You must be pretty hardcore.

Almost as if you can be concerned about an issue that doesn't directly impact you regularly but does impact others around you and culture in general.

@@TheRichardson711 Or it could also be a completely fake issue that affects nobody, yet people use it as an excuse to blame others because they’re stuck in the past and refuse to update their material. Lots of vaudeville comedians used to complain that their style of comedy was outdated too. Times change, people should too. All day long I watch videos of people being funny on KZfaq, like comedians, streamers, reaction content, and scripted videos. And you can find lots of funny comments too. Nobody gets canceled. Then on the other hand we have whiners who spend all their time attacking others for denying them the ability to be funny. Something isn’t adding up.

“What’s the deal with airline food?” Is not the edgy joke he thinks it is.

"But but but we're god's gift to the world!!!"

“Comedians” who’s only merit was naming his funny friends show after himself.

@@dannylopez5052”comedians are where the woke meets the wall.” -Joe Rogan

The sad part is that most of the comedians in this movie actually are funny, when they're not being directed by Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry also aged out of the 17-and-under dating pool, but that never stopped him either.

This review will strike a chord with Jerry. Possibly, a-minor

Louderrr

Wait a minute superman, 17 38?

1738

She was still in highschool........

*most corrected it for you

Pretty much

Including the ones YMS likes. LARPing with each other? You mean, like actors do? I’m not defending the movie, but that was a dumb statement.

@@craigkemery No, you have poor reading comprehension. Larping doesn't mean acting in this context.

@@youknow-vy1pe Reading comprehension? It was a quote of what YMS said aloud, there was no reading comprehension necessary. But please, educate me, what did LARPing mean in this context, and how is it different from any other acting?

Springtime For Poptarts

Yeah, true, but that episode would be entertaining because we would never ever have to watch a single second of the stupid pop-tart nonsense, it would be about all of the nothing surrounding it, and certainly not in this weird corporate member berries type of way.

Bee Movie is also so absurd and strange that it manages to be funny in spite of itself, just not for the reasons it was trying to be funny. it's funny as a spectacle, an insight into jerry seinfeld's bizarre fucking brain and complete disregard for the entire genre of children's animation. like he only understands the incredibly surface level things like "bright colors" and "talking animals (or bugs in this case)" and "no cussing," but other than that it's just this bizarre, cynical, aimless satire of... something? and it exists in this odd space that feels like it's made for nobody, but packaged in a way that makes it kind of fascinating. like. the human lady fucks a bee. i get the feeling this has none of that.

what did he even mean by that lmao thats nonsensical

Why did he even say that? 😂 doesn’t even make sense; this movie was written and started shooting before Barbie even came out. Also why would you shit on a movie that was one of the biggest blockbusters in recent memory? That’s a great way to turn off ppl from seeing your movie.

@@BlisaBLisahe wanted to do the opposite of a billion dollar movie. True genius, this Seinfeld fella.

Hugh Grant should’ve said no

@@xthelegend89 😂😂😂 he absolutely nailed it

This isn't true though. Jerry didn't have larry for the last two seasons and they're on par if not better than the previous seven.

Seinfeld was never funny. I rewatched some episodes and he is painfully unfunny.

​@@rasmus7493was Jerry a main writer for the last two seasons?

​@@rasmus7493as far as I can tell, he wasn't a core writer for those episodes

@@depressedtv Well it's very difficult to know what the reality of it was, but the fact of the matter is that Larry left and the magic stayed. I think that points to the fact that Jerry is a great writer, but i guess you could argue that it means neither Jerry or Larry were key (still, i don't buy that). It's silly to discredit everything Jerry has done in his career because of a bad movie (probably some other stuff too)

Its basically the same humour of these weird gifs old people like/send on facebook.

Oh god please let this be real

I worked on this movie, I’ll tell you Jerry (and some of his yes men)was the ONLY one laughing at the stupid shit happening, it seemed bad while we filmed but I did NOT expect it to be SO bad.

you missed that one. That joke is in the movie's title.

@@mart5610 Having watched the entire film, I really don't think so. And if that's it, pretty sad, frankly.

Excuse me

@@mart5610 I think you might be putting more thought into the title than Jerry did if I'm being honest.

​@@marvelousball Yeah so like, the short version is that the inventor of corn flakes, Dr. John Harvey Kellog, was a weird health nut. He was sure right about the need for things like fiber in a balanced diet, but he also believed that masturbation (actually just nutting period) was bad for you, and also that if your food tasted good it would make you horny. His brother William Kellog founded the Kellog corporation and invented corn flakes that taste good, by improving texture and coating them in some sugar.

Nah, it's not a problem that Chapelle gets all the death threats he does. It's not a problem that Count Dankula was sent to prison for making a joke. It's not a problem that Canada's got a bill that will classify memes as hate speech. It's their own fault for not being funny, right?

@@AlexReynard Count Dankula only had to pay a fine and avoided prison and that Canada bill was very specific about what counts as hate speech and what doesn't. Obviously death threats are not okay, but that's not a problem limited to Dave Chapelle. People in general are way too quick to whip those out when they're an anonymous name on the internet. Beyond that, what do these hyper specific anecdotes prove? Especially if two of them are so easily disproven by a single google search. Like, come on. Stop regurgitating fearmongering bullshit like this.

​@@AlexReynardThey get what they deserve for being bigots, cry about it dumdum

@@AlexReynard that seems like such a false equivalence. obviously death threats are wrong but chappelle is also unfunny and bigoted and spends all his time whining about how he was 'cancelled' even though he's still doing specials because he knows that will get him attention. just because he gets harassment doesn’t mean he’s correct. i know plenty of people who like south park because they think it’s actually funny and saying something interesting, unlike him, so it’s not just a “wahh not pc” thing. this is also true on the other side for big brand ‘woke’ media- just because it seems to share leftist’s ideas on the surface and is easy bait for conservative channels doesn’t automatically mean it’s actually a good piece of media, it just doesn’t deserve to cause actors to deactivate their social media over the hate. also, in general, people on the right harass leftists all the time and conservative backed media companies that complain about censorship tend to be eager to send copyright strikes to less favorable reviews. two things can be true at once.

No one here said death threats were okay. Count Dankula didn't go to prison though, despite the fact it probably wasn't a joke given he ran with UKIP later. And no that's a pretty bad mischaracterization online harm bill, if that's what you are getting at. 'The government wants to target the non-consensual sharing of intimate images, including deepfakes generated by artificial intelligence and content that "sexually victimizes a child or revictimizes a survivor." The bill would also cover anything online that is used to bully a child or urge them to commit self-harm.' If you take issue with that, then it's a self report.

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The only good thing about Unfrosted was that it proved that Bobcat is a better writer, director, and actor than Jerry Seinfeld ever was. People quote Robin from World's Greatest Dad all the time, whether they know it or not. No one will quote Unfrosted, it'll fade away in time.

@@thedrewdog I had no idea he made that! It's one of my favorite films. Also, how did it only do $300k at the box office? Holy shit.

oof

​@@AdamFunk Subject matter is too dark/weird for mainstream appeal. Same problem with literally every Bobcat movie. God Bless America was poignant and funny but without an a-list celebrity nobody even attempted to see it.

"Four out of five deadbeat dads recommend."

Tell me your fatherless without telling me your fartherless

Also with dudes who date 17-year-olds in their late 30s.

I should recommend this to my dad then.

​@@snertttfartherless

You are more funny than this movie.

Holy shit that's more creative and funny than this shitty movie

Thank you. ​@@xblade149

Delete this comment and get writing that script right now

@@linneaglas1598 Working on it. Just need to speak with Tony the tiger attorneys first, I've heard they're great.

He must have missed the whole climax where Walter Cronkite reads it backwards off a Silly Putty he pounded into his script. It was a very overt joke, but it seems it did go over his head, or he just wasn’t paying attention.

@@TheCapedWanderer One of the jokes that had an actual setup and punchline outside of just being a reference and he skips it lol.

i don't have that joke in context but the editing did make me chuckle

"Am I SO out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."

ngl ive not really heard of brands complaining about people not buying their products. do you mean like, game publishers reporting that some game has underperformed and then closing down the studio that made it soon after? that's the closest thing i can think of to what you're describing

But he isn't wrong. I'm struggling to think of any comedy originated in the last 10 years that was good outside of niche youtube figures. Everything good was made ages ago and grandfathered in.

@@mutantfreak48 they’re probably referring to the companies that accuse every critic of being trolls or haters or woke or bigoted and so on. It’s a pretty popular strategy these days unfortunately.

@@MatecaCorp i haven't really seen something like that tbh, at least not done regularly

Monty'll be spinning in his grave

They didn't deserve such insult.

Rian Johnson in the audio commentary for The Last Jedi when it came to Poe's joke about Hux's mother he also compared it to Monty Python. Cluelss American hacks be clueless

​@@DeepEye1994albeit its true they are both American, Americans do not compare them to Monty Python...holy grail and flying circus are famous af here.

*Python

Interesting observation. I think he *could* have done something with that too, I'm in my mid 30's and people fucking astound me all the time.

Adam Sandler at least has the balls be honest about only being in it for the money and a way to have studios pay for him and his friends to go on vacation.

​@@tjenadonn6158 He said that publicly?

Found Jerry's alt account

@@zelaird8526 It can't be. This post is actually funny.

This is art

Thank you for your service o7

KIRRRYU CHAN?

The fact that a guy lost his girlfriend to a bee is hilarious in its on right.

no bruh, unfosted sucked because of poor writing it not being funny. bee movie succeeded despite being an insane concept and people still like it to this day. comparing it to morbius is dummm

​@@liamyeeyt so when you say "people" you mean you right? Most people do not enjoy that film, and are laughing at it, not because of the movie.

@@benjaminasmus3980 yes, i think i am the only one person in humanity that enjoys the bee movie

Bee Movie is kind of a high-concept shitpost so I personally love it idk

I worked on this movie, I’ll tell you Jerry (and some of his yes men)was the ONLY one laughing at the stupid shit happening, it seemed bad while we filmed but I did NOT expect it to be SO bad. Also Jerry never really smiled, homie looked miserable most of the time which is super interesting.

Yes Jerry, Monty Python. Notoriously well known and had an easy time of it at the time. They literally would have never gotten an American audience if one of them hadn't saved all the film of the show in their closet and then paid to convert it to American broadcasting format on their own.

I think Cleese and Idle would do a poptarts movie if they were paid enough for it.

@@ThreadBomb Fair, but they're working actors and don't think they're "not allowed" to make comedy.

@@hosvet_animation Really? Have you not heard John Cleese's ramblings about political correctness and not being able to say anything anymore (while he's supporting J.K. Rowling's transphobic nonsense)?

I mean when you watched the movie couldn't you get that was at least the vibe he was going for?

Jerry Seinfeld is like Robert Horry with 7 rings thinking he was the reason for all of the championships

Ya I mean dingus is a very sophisticated silly word

It’s weird because he has always made his comedy so clean cut and straight laced. He was always about as edgy as a circle even in his heyday.

@@LyleVSXyle Exactly! What's edgy about saying "What is the deal with airline food?!"?

​@@Right_Said_Brett"TV dinner jokes? Take that, Swanson!"

That sounds like a good premise for standup story or skit. The gradual realization you're talking to Jerry Seinfeld about a high school student.

yup...he's notoriously "clean comedy". The guy does the same jokes for years because he thinks the "craft" of telling the jokes perfectly is the best way to do comedy. His stand up has never been particularly funny to me. It's normie comedy though.

I think he has appreciation for stuff that's edgier than what he does.

Jerry barely even swears in his comedy but then has the gall to say how edgy he is. I watch a loooooot of standup comedy and Jerry is one of the few I have literally never thought was even kind of funny or interesting.

@@sadboijokes Yeah, but Seinfeld had that one joke about exploiting the homeless, and you can't do that in comedy anymore.

Jerry is so Mormon-core

The Aladdin remake and Space Jam 2 also made him quite mad

bad movies at least can be unintentionally funny, but a bad comedy is torture to sit through

was this supposed to be a kids movie or something? why is it so fucking lame?

I tried watching this on a plane, I realized I'd rather just be reading the airplane safety manual 10 times.

​​@@stmsinthe issue with it being a kids movie. Is all of these references are so old. What kid is going to understand or think it's funny? I'm an adult, I understood the "jokes" but still didn't find it funny

WOOOAAAHH

I love Kellogg's so much ;_;

TRATS POP

I LOVE SUGAR!!! AND CAFFEINE!!!!!

Jerry......JEERRRRRYYYY!!!

*pingas

Based.

Probably poor directing.

@@GribbleGob The directing was abysmal, but I don't think that was the sole reason. I like Bill Burr, I just think this particular case, he was... off, and that's strange.

@@wingsandash bill burr is funny, jerry seinfeld is not and while yeah bill's accent was inconsistent and silly, don't forget that seinfeld directed, wrote, and produced this movie. even if bill played a perfect jfk, it would still be terrible lol

@@xch00F I know, I wasn't referring to that, just pointing out that not being consistent with an accent when you're actually from the area is a bit off. I wasn't discussing Burr's comedic talent. Or Seinfeld's lack of it.

​@@wingsandashdont think people seeing this realise how odd it is that people can't imitate/exaggerate their own accent

Quite a sophisticated scheme, if you ask me 😜

I am overweight and cannot run faster than a brisk walk. But I can point out that there's a currently-ongoing problem in women's track events. Someone can absolutely suck at something while also accurately pointing out a problem in that field.

@@AlexReynard ...what?

@@AlexReynardDid you overdose on poptarts?

I would have this movie on in the background, on a loop, as I am hanging myself.

I'd rather do chores in silence

They’ll run it on a holiday afternoon on network TV because it’s the cheapest thing possible to license.

​@@FirePrincess126I'd rather play Signfeld, which is on NETFLIX

idk man, he was RUMORED to be dating a 17 year old before Bojack even aired

That's TOO MUCH, man

That's insulting, Bojack never supported the holocaust happening in Palestine

@@azzamatic4190 I mean...if Bojack does get another season, he will probably do something like that.

don't be mean to pbs kids 😭

Cumtown did this bit lol search it up Edit: Also I'm gay btw

@@apolloforabetterfuture4814hell yeah dude I’m Gay as well

That would be funny.... him trying to use the "dreaded" no-no N word with the hard R. I want to hear him say it now....

Oh boy have I got a Laugh Factory clip for you.

If it were up to me he’d be my boyfriend. I think he’s cuuuute!

That sketch with the Off-Brand Terry the Tiger’s "Theeeey’re Food!" is more funnier than any joke in the whole Pop Tart movie.

@@BaboDex you ain't wrong, just you mentioning it made me snicker

Huh, I actually remembered that joke once you mentioned it.

Even Nostalgia Critic did this joke better. That's how bad this movie's comedy is, when I'm praising modern Nostalgia Critic

@@briankaslewicz6130 lol...Nostalgia Critic. I wish that guy was nostalgia already. tss

Of course it was. Its just a big advertisement. All of this is copyrighted, you couldn't use the brand names or any of the references without their approval.

larry david is the topping and mix ins

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

Similarly, I've heard it compared to a feature length superbowl ad.

It's the same level of humour as garbage like Epic Movie.

Given how little of a grasp this movie has on how satire works, you'd think it came from the same directors

Epic Movie was horrible but at least it had energy. This movie is like a NyQuil ad.

Epic Movie had the excuse of half of its parody subjects not even being out yet when it was being written. Unfrosted is parodying (and I use that term extremely loosely) shit that's decades old and it still has nothing to say beyond "this exists".

Very agreed. I'll argue with anyone who says it was the fault of any of the actors. It's entirely on Paul Feig for just assuming that every actor is also an improv comedian.

@@AlexReynard exactly! Imagine going in every day and there's no script or exact dialogue, director just thinks he'll just turn the camera on and you'll be brilliant

Melissa McCarthy also starred in that movie hmm suspicious

Whenever I see Jerry's standup, it reminds me of that comedian in The Sopranos that shows up in 3 episodes just to BOMB, and literally shouts "HELP ME!" onstage.

​@@thedrewdog"they should take a Zapruder film of your salad bar... Hello?" That Sopranos comic was legitimately funnier than J Seinfeld

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

@@henryglennon3864 "Polish version of 'Rashomon', everyone remembered the rape the same!"

You have references for 60-year olds that younger viewers wouldn't understand, as well as suggestive moments that could turn off anyone wanting something to show their kids. At the same time, you have jokes for 5-year olds that older viewers would groan at, as well as a glaring lack of commentary in a film wanting to be satirical & touting how "Kellogg's didn't give us permission for this" that could turn away anyone expecting something more biting. I get the vibe that Kellogg's isn't the target of the humor so much as it's more just part of the setting. My guess as to why this film was made is that it's some sort of Uwe Boll style tax write-off.

Don’t insult either of those comparable movies by comparing it to this movie.

Honestly the only comedian that i saw actually getting affected by cancel culture was Dave Chappelle and that never truly stopped him nor spend the entire time bitching about it

@@ironmaster6496Lewis CK though in his case he was fucking weird.

As Jenny Nicholson said: "Whenever somebody says 'nobody likes my jokes because they're offended', my brain filters that so all I hear is 'nobody likes my jokes'".

Yeah it's worse when they go "i can't even be funny on stage" meanwhile they still do the same jokes they claim they would be "canceled because of" on stage; and on the comedy routine they put on Netflix, and on social media. It's almost as if they want an excuse for why people don't find them funny even when doing the "not allowed" jokes.​@@rachelwindsor850

They just need to write em and let it ride with no apologies given, Dave Chappelle the right direction but more "edgy".

If there’s one thing Jerry actually put effort into it was getting the paycheck lol

Like Adam sandlers "Jack and jill"

"Someone who has lots of money is able to do something that people without lots of money are afraid to do, due to fear of death threats and workplace harassment, so therefore no problem exists."

@@AlexReynard IF you use "woke" your opinion has no value

​​@@AlexReynardno the streaming service is doing it what do you mean? Who wants to silence pop tarts....

Yup and tbh? Valid and relatable

I think the joke would have been even better if it weren't just pop tart backwards. It just.. feels like even less thought that way

⁠@@SummonerGoogzooks literally Walter Cronkite reads it on air off a Silly Putty he pounded into his script, that’s why it’s backwards. A ton of thought went into it and the joke was hilarious

@@TheCapedWanderer got yah man, makes more sense

@@TheCapedWandererit’s funny because it’s filled with references that those unfunny kids just don’t understand because they weren’t alive in the good old days when most people could laugh, and the oppressed people were too busy getting murdered! Ah, the good ol days.

Honestly the Froot Loops joke was actually pretty good. The thing was that Jerry’s delivery was awful.

Paraphrasing Drew Gooden’s Pepsi video here

It's something they'd be watching in Idiocracy

did he cook terrible imitations of Italian food?

@@galleryofrogues Idk I never knew the guy but that's what he's known for now unfortunately

​@@Tom-jy6mcBoiardi was an accomplished chef with a well renowned reputation. He cooked for president Woodrow Wilson. I think he'd be pretty sad at what he's associated with now.

@@redkingrauri3769 lol I happened to look it up after making my comment, and yeah it's a shame

i don't think he'd care, his whole thing was canning his food for everyone to eat. think it only matters that people still buy and enjoy it.

what do you mean descent?

Like a pop tart in a toaster…

@@adamvegas5951 ..................and he comes back up all hot and bothered!

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that. 😆

He was a crappy actor and how out of place he was in his own show was part of what made it fun.

Jason Alexander is what made that show

@@yggdrasil2 Dude that's like an excuse his personal assistant would make for him to suck up on set.

@@lampini *Elaine has entered Chat*

@@lampini Yeah literally everybody else in the cast made Seinfeld great. Jerry tends to take up space in the episodes I find.

I think Adam Sandler unfrosted would have been a better film

@@seankurkjian4096 Adam Sandler leans on making funny faces as a punchline. Seinfeld just makes smug, judgmental faces. They're low bars, but Sandler is funnier.

@@seankurkjian4096 Adam Sandler would actually put edgy jokes in his films- unfunny edgy jokes, but Sandler is closer to the comedian Seinfeld thinks he is

Sandler is a billion times funnier than Seinfeld

@@Duamerthrax Sandler and Seinfelds names are too close together for my dyslexia. I thought you said Seinfeld is funnier and was shocked anyone would think that lol

"And his cast mates." Yep. Maybe it's all subjective but for me the best one in the show was Jason Alexander.

@@AnimeCosplayFan92 There's no subjectivity there, he was the true star of the show😆

@@666FallenShadow Glad to hear I'm not the only one who thinks so. Maybe the show should have been named after him.

@@AnimeCosplayFan92 Him and Kramer were the best. All the side characters made that show though. Like Newman.

​@@666FallenShadowDon't sleep on Elaine...

that would of been actually kinda funny lol

Ephebophile. Spread the word. Seriously. Not enough people use - or have even heard of - the term ephebophilia, yet I believe it's important to be technically correct when calling out predation.

@@kneau Thank you, you are 100% correct. I already knew the term, but the problem is, saying it invites people to say "only pedos know the term ephebophile". You know exactly what I'm talking about, too. People don't like knowing what words mean. Actual anti-intellectualism.

@@kneau ... I don't know if my comment was deleted or not, but long story short, you're 100% right and anti-intellectuals literally yell at you if you know, correctly, what words mean.

​@@kneauI dont see the purpose in specifically using that term unless the consequences legally are different from any other statutory crime. It also wouldn't make complete sense since he dated a seventeen year old so... blah blah blah He's a nonce and a diddler!

He never is, so I think it was just them doing nothing?

amy schumer is considered woke? isnt her whole thing just grossout humor?

*stolen grossout humor

@@BlisaBLisa I was more referring to the fact that she isn't funny.

Have you tried microwaving them or did you eat one of the flavors that need to be frozen?

@@GribbleGob They have flavors that NEED to be frozen? Why overcomplicate the Pop-Tart more than this film already has?

@@thedrewdog well maybe frozen wasn't the right word, but yea.

@@GribbleGob I'm a Toaster Strudel man, always enjoyed those.

@@thedrewdog Fair.

His material works best as a stand-up performance, by telling a simple observation in a funny way that has its own built-in point. But in other media this falls flat without a vision that can illustrate a joke without just telling it directly to us.

The point of the entire "movie" was to sing constant praises to food corporation like Kelloggs whom is practically just selling sugary, artificially flavored and colored junk food products to people. Like whom even ask for this walking billboard of a movie to begin with? 🤦