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Unintentional ASMR 💎 Crystal & Mineral Store Salesman Compilation (beautiful soft male voice)
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Күн бұрынOriginal videos: • New Arrivals 11-2011 and many more
Original channel: "Points of Light" www.pointsoflight.net
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This is a compilation of very pleasant Gem & Mineral Store Tours & Consultations. I specifically enjoyed the soft-spoken male voice.
I do not own the rights to these contents, I do not monetize them and I will delete them upon request. All credit goes to the original creators.
(I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).
#ASMR #Softspoken #Gems
@BestUnintentionalASMR 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it is about Crystal Salesmen but they tend to calm me down:) this is one of my favorites and some of the best unintentional ASMR videos I know (in my opinion), Ariel from PointsOfLight - it is a compilation of about 10 videos, I hope you enjoy it!
@romansx9130 5 жыл бұрын
Best Unintentional ASMR you should post fret replacement on guitar, best unintentional ASMR, the tapping and talking as well as sanding😩 specifically this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fJuqfs2Sppe5qmQ.html
@markmontes4736 5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your uploads, thanks!
@ussco 5 жыл бұрын
Crystals in general balance people on all levels---physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually. This results in an overall calm demeanor.
@neoviez 5 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rrRoocR0x8XSqas.html you should see this one
@juicyjesstv 5 жыл бұрын
Hello, I wanted to suggest this video for your collection. It is short but very nice. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bbNindKLsqmpdqc.html
@Hige92 3 жыл бұрын
He must be immortal inside his Shop, with all these healing Cyrstalls lying around.
@Markybug-Keira-Cody 2 жыл бұрын
Grew up with Jesus apparently
@ASMRyouVEGANyet 2 жыл бұрын
They never claim to make you immortal...
@conantheseptuagenarian3824 2 жыл бұрын
well said. haha.
@hypnoz7871 Жыл бұрын
@@ASMRyouVEGANyet No. But they claim a whole lot of bullshit.
@dustercrew Жыл бұрын
@@ASMRyouVEGANyetthey pretty much do. Heal cancer and all that shit they say just to make a quick buck. I personally have more respect for drug dealers then for „healing“ wand salesman like theese
@asabado2012 Жыл бұрын
This video is the finest, rarest video from the jungles of Madagascar. It has been edited by the finest editor in the northern hemisphere. It was filmed on the highest quality cell phone that was hand built by Frederico de la Vega who is the most in demand builder in the finest region of Spain.
@Chrisprusse 4 ай бұрын
Distinctive and energetic quality.
@Sean-dm8ez 5 жыл бұрын
This guy knows how to talk to his customers. I don't really buy the whole healing stones thing, but even I'm like "Yeah that one would be really nice to have around"
@spectacularsceptile3879 5 жыл бұрын
it feels your chi chacra energy and ionizez your 3rd eye with the power of energetic bullshit.
@ryanmahoney1456 2 жыл бұрын
@@spectacularsceptile3879 lol
@user-rk6bs7po3f 2 жыл бұрын
Ah your right of course
@Yellow-Rose 2 жыл бұрын
Lolz ikr! He puts the cherry on the sundae haha
@snufftherooster93 Жыл бұрын
Same here. Aesthetically, they're beautiful, but I don't buy into the whole *"healing, chakras, energy, spirit"* malarkey. I just think they look nice.
@PsychoChargedWolf 5 жыл бұрын
"Damn it Marie, they're minerals!"
@refusefntk 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@joseantoniooviedooliver1284 5 жыл бұрын
I knew I would find this comment
@Cosmo_21 5 жыл бұрын
@@joseantoniooviedooliver1284 same ahahaha
@mikegreiner5711 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t get it 🤷🏽♂️
@joseantoniooviedooliver1284 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikegreiner5711 it's a Breaking Bad phrase
@1yearago491 5 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the way he looks at the camera at the start he seems like a oblivion npc
@amandac8836 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@ronjenkins3956 5 жыл бұрын
Literally and exactly what I've been subconsciously thinking this entire time.
@tstaur6052 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it too
@CatholicZola 5 жыл бұрын
I see it now
@Emperor_Palpatine_66 5 жыл бұрын
“The finest weapons and armor”
@LegendofLaw 4 жыл бұрын
How to become a crystal salesman: 1. Jack the prices up over 300% 2. When explaining what type of crystals.... use as many adjectives as possible Acceptable words: High quality, Extraordinary, powerful, masculine, beautiful, ONE OF A KIND, gorgeous, natural, rare, exceptional......
@hamishalexander5294 4 жыл бұрын
Museum quality piece...
@averagerednek8446 6 ай бұрын
Don’t forget Museum Quality
@ProdigalAccolades Ай бұрын
Also, Museum Quality
@rufussinijas Ай бұрын
Museum quality, unbelievable.
@pennica.illegale 5 жыл бұрын
[picking up pebble from the sidewalk] *VERY UNIQUE PIECE*
@kohinarec6580 5 жыл бұрын
This is a stone That I picked from the bank of a great stream on which energies flow up and down: vessels of all kinds, birds and fish and which is crossed by a structure by which energies of other people may pass to the *other side* and back - and under this unique structure there lay this little stone and many like it, all in that junction of water and airborne stone, hung in an arc above the eternal flow of water and energies. Sure it may seem like a piece of everyday granite from under a bridge but think about the energy. And ions. Can't forget the ions.
@21stCenturyDub 4 жыл бұрын
@@kohinarec6580 timestamp?
@soulfire2588 4 жыл бұрын
VERY powerful
@SantaFishes101 4 жыл бұрын
no one: empaths: I must treat every object like a goddess. If I throw away this special stone I found on the ground years ago, it will be very sad.
@eitanengel8259 4 жыл бұрын
Canalave Maiden [plz look at my playlists thnx] I swear you just described me
@mackwinter5637 4 жыл бұрын
And this is crystal of methamphetamine it has a very strong energy and helps with daily tasks..very magical indeed.
@sarroumarbeu6810 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mauigio 3 жыл бұрын
And on day 14 of said continuous monotonous daily tasks, forgoing rest and sustinence, thine will know one has been smitten
@Astrithor 2 жыл бұрын
The one crystal that will ACTUALLY do something for your energy. Lol
@LolitaL013 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Kyle_Man 4 жыл бұрын
The Papyrus font has special healing properties.
@magules13 4 жыл бұрын
Lol what is it with hippies and papyrus?
@ryanthomas4816 4 жыл бұрын
"I know what you did! I know what you did!"
@liza9560 4 жыл бұрын
Ha! Hahahaha. Papyrus.
@HipixOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
That's why the Avatar movie has that font.
@calmdown3545 3 жыл бұрын
Shakira merch
@scottpollock6549 2 жыл бұрын
You know with so much "energizing" and "powerful" rocks around him all day you'd think he'd have more energy.
@lewisyeadon4046 8 ай бұрын
It's like the Masters of the Voice in Skyrim, he has to protect us from his massive energy
@6.0skante20 5 жыл бұрын
I don't personally believe in any of the crystal energy/vibration therapies, but these salesmen are always so relaxing
@beebop9860 5 жыл бұрын
Same, they really seem to believe this shit
@binay413963 10 ай бұрын
As an Indian this is embarrassing and disgusting Im our religion,we don't beleive in this shit , but people give us credit for this waste of time...still good ASMR
@gojibbq 5 жыл бұрын
for some reason the phrase "we also have a lot of new spheres" made me absolutely lose it
@floofytown 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing at your comment alone. It's just so absurd.
@zach2990 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha please share whatever you were on 😆
@Intertayne 3 жыл бұрын
11:40 for anyone wondering
@adamant5906 2 жыл бұрын
He's Galactus.
@Chrisprusse 4 ай бұрын
Well do YOU have new spheres?! I have never enjoyed that luxury. All my spheres are old.
@deltayankee1082 5 жыл бұрын
He says they’re rare, but how much you wanna bet he has 189 more in the back
@elchicharron9503 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing he has on offer is rare. These are all items that can be bought in wholesale flats at a mineral show.
@josephdoiron8376 5 жыл бұрын
Tom Dammit Tom! These are rare priceless jewels with metaphysical properties.
@dunwoodie27 5 жыл бұрын
Delta Yankee bet 😂😂😂👌🏽
@surpriseraisin5892 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely not rare haha
@oiitssean 5 жыл бұрын
More like 18.9 tonnes in his backyard.
@thegeniusgamer4436 5 жыл бұрын
“Shoots the colour down to the tip, it’s very magical” that’s how refraction works my guy
@CsykKrit 5 жыл бұрын
Tide goes on, tide goes out. You can't explain it.
@cjones4518 4 жыл бұрын
@@CsykKrit I hate that I know this reference
@imotekh6110 4 жыл бұрын
@@cjones4518 I hate that I don't
@terraminuit 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching this guy try to convince me that these things are rare, so rare, so freaking rare he's not even sure how he got them. Relaxing but jfc it's quartz
@WETTV96 4 жыл бұрын
And how magical and powerful they are
@Leadfoot_P71 4 жыл бұрын
@@WETTV96 Well, the prices on these rocks are truly powerful, there's no denying that.
@whydnot 4 жыл бұрын
Bull. Shit.
@whydnot 4 жыл бұрын
I bet his first aid kit at home has a fucking rock in it.
@pepebabushki9376 4 жыл бұрын
@@whydnot lmao
@wendygreene 5 жыл бұрын
I was relaxed until I saw the prices
@fiddlesticks4406 5 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@AtillatheHun 5 жыл бұрын
Scams tend to not be too kind to a wallet!
@alexblock8607 5 жыл бұрын
I was relaxed until I saw and died from your comment🤣
@DebGC 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@stormblessed2321 5 жыл бұрын
Atilla the Hun3 oh no, Ariel wouldn’t do that.
@Easy_Urban_Rider 5 жыл бұрын
I believe the markup on most of these are 9000%
@Postcoital_Clarity 5 жыл бұрын
Over* 9000%
@Dave96939 5 жыл бұрын
9000% of 0 is..... = ?
@Kalleosini 5 жыл бұрын
The price of mystical rock magic!
@MCtravler 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you should save a few bucks and go out and dig up some stones, tumble them and polish them yourself!
@FreebyrdFayelanx 4 жыл бұрын
Small businesses often look to make around 10% profit after storage, delivery, rent, insurance, wages etc. I doubt he's swimming in money.
@generalzod7959 5 жыл бұрын
Do you have any kryptonite? Asking for a friend.
@pepebabushki9376 4 жыл бұрын
It's fine, he's been defeated by poor writing! :D
@FreebyrdFayelanx 3 жыл бұрын
Clear quartz 6-pointed star pendant infused with "lotus" cut Kryptonite. Only $6938.
@jasonspades5628 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny as hell
@billlarson226 Жыл бұрын
Bet he's got great tales from the Krypt!
@vicroberts3080 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@congydave 5 жыл бұрын
Is that traffic I can hear in the background? Or the screaming souls of his victims trapped within the stones?
@JackOSUrulz 4 жыл бұрын
Nicely done
@headybud 4 жыл бұрын
Both
@FreebyrdFayelanx 3 жыл бұрын
Can't it be both?
@congydave 3 жыл бұрын
@@FreebyrdFayelanx Lord Ariel forbids both
@toster387 3 жыл бұрын
BRO WHY WAS I THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING LMAOOOOO
@streetwisehercules9956 5 жыл бұрын
Got an amulet of +8 Strength bro?
@Deekaighem 5 жыл бұрын
Just a 4 str 4 stam leather belt
@keiran5170 5 жыл бұрын
Git gud scrub and get your enchanting skills higher and make your own
@akselsand6076 5 жыл бұрын
T Johnson ..
@feslerae 5 жыл бұрын
+8 Strength but it drains your mana, bro.
@jakepat8603 5 жыл бұрын
I want a chloranthy ring son
@just4youtube245 5 жыл бұрын
Some of those names sounds like a good smoke. "half oz of golden aragornite pls".
@madmaniaq 5 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says 'piece'. You'll be asleep in no time.
@tstaur6052 5 жыл бұрын
madmaniaq “ANGELITE”
@fernandowhitmore9705 5 жыл бұрын
A shot of what? Nightol?
@joeblack363 5 жыл бұрын
@@fernandowhitmore9705 a shot from a firearm! Start with the non vital areas! Fast sleep if you hit a major artery!
@playsauce 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah? I mean, the whole point of the video is to show off his "pieces." Who says "items" or "products" when it comes to jewelry or whatever it is? Considering the context I dont see any "overuse" of that word.
@pdm_oblivion613 2 жыл бұрын
We want to relax, not die
@MadonnasSpareVagina 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of these actually look very nice. I especially like the larger geodes. That being said for the most part, it's quartz. Literally the most common mineral in existence. We have so much we make countertops out of it. Those prices are absurd.
@DolphinOfFire Жыл бұрын
But they like heal you and stuff man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@InspiriumESOO Жыл бұрын
My quartz countertop makes me immortal.
@karendaniel450 4 жыл бұрын
Stone: exists This guy: Sir, your vibes are exquisite
@richardschumacher 5 жыл бұрын
At those prices he should be able to afford a camera with a focus control
@OroborOSX11 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention professionally printed price tags and placards.
@pt_tim3476 3 ай бұрын
You think he is selling these trash gems 😂maybe a few a week when one of those healing crystal 🧙 wanders in after too many edibles
@Beerfornothing 5 жыл бұрын
I mean if hes got all that stuff available to himself he should be like immortal right
@josephdoiron8376 5 жыл бұрын
Beerfornothing Even the immortal have to make a living.
@humphrey4976 5 жыл бұрын
Rule one of crystal dealing: don’t get high on your own supply
@tessabakker662 5 жыл бұрын
'There can be only one', and it's definitely not this guy. Bet he's got a sword made of marked-up quartz, too.
@RevolverRez 3 жыл бұрын
Duh, that's why he's selling it. He's far too powerful right now!
@f0rever10st 2 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it he has been selling crystals for millenia
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
*Some people call it junk. Me, I call them treasures.*
@niketasdelgato4027 4 жыл бұрын
If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second!
@alexanderx33 3 жыл бұрын
I'd even buy one of your relatives, if you're looking to sell! Ha ha ha... That's a little joke.
@xer0c 3 жыл бұрын
Khajit has wares, if you have coin.
@FatalShotGG Жыл бұрын
One man's garbage is another man's un-garbage. ~Ricky
@milkdoglol 11 ай бұрын
Everything’s for sale!
@deathmetalpotato 5 жыл бұрын
As I watch this I’m waving my phone around my body to cleanse my energy auras
@brettvukovich6220 3 жыл бұрын
This rare piece of scamstone comes directly from the hills of Mordor, and can be used to detect flatulence from at least a mile away. Very sought-after and is offered at only $1,200 a gram.
@JaneDoe-zr4px 5 жыл бұрын
love this guy! for me ASMR isn't just about the voice but also the deliberate style of speaking. so wish this guy would do unintentional ASMR videos for a living.
@lekoman 5 жыл бұрын
If he's doing it for a living, is it really unintentional anymore?
@f0rever10st 2 жыл бұрын
@@lekoman it's tentional then
@sjames1955 Жыл бұрын
Umm...then they wouldn't be unintentional
@LegendofLaw 4 жыл бұрын
"Very rare to find this kind with the quality of this piece. Unbelievable." Why is EVERYTHING rare, unique and/or one of the last in the known universe?
@Jacno77 5 жыл бұрын
"And here is a boot, very rare and hard to find at this quality"
@WETTV96 4 жыл бұрын
it’s from a locality in India/Brazil that you really can’t get anymore in this size. It has a lot of clarity and inclusions that are really magnificent and are geody. It is an aesthetic, gorgeous, magnificent, rare, spectacular, uhhh amazing piece
@xpatzorsx 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I really wasn't sure how beautiful, rare, and really really unique all of these were. I'm so glad Ariel could set me straight.
@R.L.Thomas 5 жыл бұрын
All of those clear quartz pendents are lab grown. Most all of the natural clear quartz has some kind of inclusion in them, only lab grown is perfectly clear. And his prices are outrageous.
@cutienerdgirl 5 жыл бұрын
It's lab grown so it costs money.
@pasqualz 5 жыл бұрын
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. So in a way, you’re correct.
@kohinarec6580 5 жыл бұрын
And whether lab-grown or natural, they are both equally ineffective as tools for treating any illness.
@alienufoweird 5 жыл бұрын
@@pasqualz only if you're not of the species that created that technology and since we are we should know that this is not magic, just some minerals. But idiots will be idiots so yeah, it's ,,magic,,.
@karlwhalls2915 5 жыл бұрын
This is false.
@juanisaias8308 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine looking at amazing stones of amazing colors created by nature and having to make up fantasy magical effects for them to find them interesting.
@dancingvirgil 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been listening to this thinking how well he knows his stock, until I actually watched it and realised he’s just reading the labels .
@TheLogander 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same
@billlarson226 Жыл бұрын
Lol realizing Brazilian Quartz also on top shelf!
@jh1328 4 жыл бұрын
With all of the powerful energy in that store, it should explode like a neutron star.
@rosenia5409 5 жыл бұрын
Is there an Amulet of Mara here? I’d like to propose to a Jarl, wish me luck xD lol
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
"It's a fine day with you around" intensifies
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
Top notch swords!
@dvkevin 5 жыл бұрын
@Ike Dakhlallah skyrim
@josephc.558 4 жыл бұрын
Ike Dakhlallah STOP YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW
@congydave 3 жыл бұрын
49:21 my favourite version of Ariel. Goatee Ariel. Arguably the most potent and powerful Ariel we see in this collection. Probably carved by Lawrence Stoller himself!
@TransSappho 2 жыл бұрын
This video is a weirdly calming torture for people who’ve studied geology
@nitronrob Жыл бұрын
Yup it is. I'm kind of fascinated. Trying to relax and then I hear something like "rare quartz". Then I'm wide awake and annoyed.
@nathanmagnuson2589 Жыл бұрын
Healing crystals are the new grift aimed at new spiritual types
@asabado2012 5 жыл бұрын
I have some top grade extremely rare concrete I found in the golden hills of home Depot.
@tdrb42 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I get it, they forgot the decimal point on all their price tags.
@dualwieldroxas358 5 жыл бұрын
Nah it is there. At the end of each number
@itsatlasrising 5 жыл бұрын
dualwieldroxas358 woosh
@sebastianpestle2401 5 жыл бұрын
Atlas woosh
@myamdane6895 5 жыл бұрын
Atlas Whoosh
@HipixOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
@@itsatlasrising reddit keanu chungus wholesome 100 moment
@tobefrank4040 3 жыл бұрын
Came for the ASMR, stayed for the comedy
@shadow_rune6178 11 ай бұрын
price master's weird brother who is obsessed with minerals
@JayDonagh 5 жыл бұрын
Why does this guy look like Patrick Star in human form?
@alexblock8607 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t unsee it and to make it worse I hear Patrick Star’s voice over this guys! 😂
@bobbyboucher1855 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like Phil Anselmo in the thumbnail
@CatholicZola 5 жыл бұрын
I just did a spittake
@CannibalWHORE22 5 жыл бұрын
Zola no swallow jk
@dualwieldroxas358 5 жыл бұрын
have a sneaking suspicion that the array of special stones around 1:00:00 are mostly the same as you would find in a children's Bag of Rocks display in any tourist trap
@eitanengel8259 4 жыл бұрын
They are real tho
@jakehandley3366 5 жыл бұрын
Ariel says.. look at this stuff.. isn’t it neat.. wouldn’t you think that my collection’s complete 🧜🏻♀️
@headlessbarbie1313 5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome!🤣
@__seeker__ 5 жыл бұрын
I’m unsure about stones having “energy” or what that even means, but I do love gems and stones. They’re beautiful and make me happy, and to me, beauty is numinous.
@DavidJDM 5 жыл бұрын
If stones and gem makes you happy it's the positive energy from it
@jenh9426 5 жыл бұрын
here you go dipshit.... god all these people who don't know what an atom or molecule is.... no wonder we got trump in office. www.linkedin.com/pulse/nothing-solid-everything-energy-scientists-explain-world-djurisic/
@__seeker__ 5 жыл бұрын
Jen H: Wow really hostile. I know what energy is in the scientific sense of the word. But that isn’t what this video is referring to. It’s referring to something spiritual/metaphysical. There are more than one meaning for certain words. So it turns out that you’re, in fact, the “dipshit” in this scenario.
@Matt_10203 4 жыл бұрын
@@jenh9426 that article is a load of spiritualistic, unscientific bullshit. If you want to actually prove a point, use a more scholarly source.
@AmorAmor360 2 жыл бұрын
@@jenh9426 I hope in the three years this unnecessary aggressive comment has been here you have gotten some therapy.
@lepeejon2955 5 жыл бұрын
10:10 "Native natural copper". I guess it's 100% organic with no artificial additive or preservatives. :
@pasqualz 5 жыл бұрын
Le Peejon it’s also gluten free
@Matt_10203 4 жыл бұрын
@@pasqualz low in saturated fats
@Travelling_wm 4 жыл бұрын
Portland Organic?
@LegendofLaw 3 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a comment that no matter how much we laughed at this video, I would ponder purchasing a phantom qaurts for the 47 bucks. Then I realized it was the item number and the price was over 3k. Come on man, that just isn't right.
@billlarson226 Жыл бұрын
Oral Lite comes in Quartz Very interesting
@ironicchungles5912 5 жыл бұрын
It's just the way they talk absolute nonsense about magic and healing that gives me tingles.
@Andytlp 5 жыл бұрын
ikr stupid shit gives me tingles. Just pretend to go along with it and get some amazing tingles.
@lazarusrex9545 5 жыл бұрын
"Sure sure... I totally believe you... Just keep talking" I have no idea why bunk gives me tingles but it's my ASMR kryptonite
@-lord1754 5 жыл бұрын
K so not just me? Lol
@timewellspent8137 5 жыл бұрын
IMAGINATION
@meatfish4001 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, same. IRL too, if someone is doing something I deem as stupid but they are real passionate about it regardless, imma be tinglin
@Lunablueeyes 5 жыл бұрын
What a bougie rock shop. Everything is "very rare" $$$$$$$ Stahp it!
@Commander1keller 5 жыл бұрын
TRUMP! 🇺🇸
@jdlech 5 жыл бұрын
And for merely the cost of rent, you, too, can own a hunk of glass like material. Impress your friends. Be the life of the party. Be pop pop popular. You don't need a house, you just need to trade your house payment for this shiny rock. There's nothing that says, "I'm financially responsible" quite like blowing a wad on shiny things.
@aaronemms7845 5 жыл бұрын
*Thanos has entered the chat*
@MrProSnorkulus 5 жыл бұрын
What did it cost you? Thanos: Everything.
@HerrSchrodinger 4 жыл бұрын
One of the most relaxing lessons in marketing I've ever seen.
@Nifava 5 жыл бұрын
These are for people with strong ears I guess. The stones are HUGE. By the way, the video is gold. I love unintentional asmr because you get rid of all the forced whispering and manierisms, which have become very annoying for me.
@just4youtube245 5 жыл бұрын
And the microphone sponge suckers..🙄
@JaneDoe-zr4px 5 жыл бұрын
TOTALLY. I HATE intentional ASMR and youtube is swimming in it - very annoying. UNintentional is the best. People don't understand that only a select few can produce the tingles. It's not just, "do a video with me whispering or speaking unnaturally slow". For me, part of the tingles is the NATURAL speaking style - the deliberate choice of words, etc. You can't fake it.
@Nifava 5 жыл бұрын
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I feel the same. Also, it's very hard for me to get ASMR if producing tingles is the main objective of the video. Most of the times tingles come while watching someone talk or do somethig they care about.
@kistzu 5 жыл бұрын
All them tingle lovers don't feel nothing. I would bet on this something important 😂 it's all about sucking up to pretty boys and girls. Well, mostly.
@lekoman 5 жыл бұрын
@@JaneDoe-zr4px I think it's mostly just that the very good intentional ASMR people are few and far between, and most of it is just irreparably basic teenagers trying to become KZfaq famous by making all the same ASMR videos everyone else made years ago. It's like how there are thousands of videos of teenagers trying to be the next Tyler Oakley or MirandaSings.
@stephenwakeman3074 4 жыл бұрын
This is called the Michael pendant. Michael works on his own. He really puts everything into his pendant work. You might say he's In de pendant.
@Roller_Ghoster 5 жыл бұрын
I went to the toilet and had a shungite
@zach2990 4 жыл бұрын
😂😆😂
@Sam-qt5gx 4 жыл бұрын
Suge Knight?
@TooEagerr 3 жыл бұрын
That’s weird at the time of writing this I also and having a shungite... coincidence I shungite right as I read your comment? I think not we are connected, and I think by the cacocksinite, it’s what connects us, together as one the cacocksinite...
@julzd.6470 5 жыл бұрын
pftt ‘star of david’ .. that’s the triforce. duh.
@tstaur6052 5 жыл бұрын
julz d. Shhhh. These have very powerful enehergiesss.
@chadisrad7495 5 жыл бұрын
Mosis won’t be happy with this
@whisperFM 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Link is Jewish
@FreebyrdFayelanx 4 жыл бұрын
@@whisperFM Yeah, a very sad twist xD
@whisperFM 4 жыл бұрын
@@FreebyrdFayelanx Why?
@cvbabc 5 жыл бұрын
The man can sell some rocks.
@ASMRctica 5 жыл бұрын
Omg this is so good! Thanks for this compilation, 90 minutes!! Will return to this one many times, fore sure 😴
@ASMRctica 5 жыл бұрын
Happened to watch some tv shop on german television this summerduring a visit, they sold gem stones/ jewelry.. wished it would never stop. So i’m super grateful now to be able to watch this video! Unintentional gem stone show&tell is probably one if the best asmr triggers ever!
@IGotNoJam 5 жыл бұрын
@@ASMRctica grew up in Germany and I had my first ASMR experience through Teleshopping and if you enjoy that you can check out AstroTV.
@nathanhamer8987 5 жыл бұрын
"Have you heard of the Amulet of Kings?"
@chill_fridge 2 жыл бұрын
Exquisite. Magnificent. Highly sought after.
@lFataI1ty Жыл бұрын
natural unique design
@LGPanthers1 5 жыл бұрын
When he passed by and named the literal fools gold (Pyrite), I couldn't help but wonder if the irony hits him at all.
@maghrebforever2012 5 жыл бұрын
BOT Chad I enjoyed this greatly as well
@dahliasdarkside1695 4 жыл бұрын
I doubt it. His prices are daylight robbery. The only things that should be as expensive as his amulets are those huge clusters
@playsauce 4 жыл бұрын
What a stupid comment. The "fool" in fool's gold refers to those who buy pyrite thinking it is gold because of the color. One who buys pyrite knowing it to be pyrite... is not a fool, but simply... someone buying pyrite. I wonder if the irony of making such a logical fallacy while criticizing someone else's lack of irony... ever hits *you* at all. Rekt, son.
@eitanengel8259 4 жыл бұрын
PlaySauce ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
@turkey2003 4 жыл бұрын
@@playsauce Your comment is actually the pretty stupid one. He isn't selling it as pyrite. He is selling it as rare healing wands and crystals. Representing them as something they are not. As the meaning of "fools gold" is a worthless investment their is in fact irony in his statements.
@madsszs 4 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did the guy wave at his reflection at 24:56 lmao
@LegendofLaw 4 жыл бұрын
Good catch
@asabado2012 3 жыл бұрын
Everything in this store is "hand picked, hand polished, incredibly rare from the rarest mine in the universe, and cut by the greatest gem cutter in all of human history, and has magical powers that are so powerful it can't be detected by human made instruments". So yeah, it's a rock.
@corpusdelectable6078 5 жыл бұрын
@13:59 I thought the sign said 'we shit anywhere'....I was like, damn, these crystals ARE powerful....🤣🤣🤣
@ame30stone25 4 жыл бұрын
U have Stone contact me my number 9922499785
@mattmoves5920 3 жыл бұрын
00:25 Of course there is no better way to start this kind of video than with a triangle called triangle
@whoguru5 5 жыл бұрын
"And this one here is one of the six infinity stones used by thanos to wipe out half the universe"
@Seonal 4 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered how businesses like this stay open. It's not like people are lining up outside to plop down 500 plus dollars for a single pendant. I imagine the majority of the items seen here have been sitting on the shelves for years
@Mommyandtux 4 жыл бұрын
Debr
@Mommyandtux 4 жыл бұрын
Debt
@KarIiah Жыл бұрын
Maybe they’re also used for money laundering ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@hayleygerbil3109 5 жыл бұрын
He's got whosits and whatsits galore!
@papapetebreen Жыл бұрын
2:30 Holds an item that resembles a phallic object: "It shoots the color down into the tip"
@HongKongSniper 4 жыл бұрын
*Gouges eyes out with crystals* VERY HEALING YES
@DavinTurner 4 жыл бұрын
I've found the best comment! 😆
@lizisasleep Жыл бұрын
This has put me to sleep so many times. Just him saying all the names and places is so relaxing. He seems like a nice guy, he likes his work, and the rocks are pretty.
@AsterDXZ 5 жыл бұрын
“This is a true Star of David” As opposed to a false Star of David?
@streetwisehercules9956 4 жыл бұрын
It was stolen from a true jew
@happybeach777 4 жыл бұрын
Yes it’s called a Star of Gentile shit
@playsauce 4 жыл бұрын
True Vogel Star of David. As in, not an imitation Vogel, which apparently are common. A simple google taught me this by searching a few key phrases. What's your excuse? Your witticism just got rekt, peasant. So, to the 80 fucktards who upvoted this: You were saying? Who's gullible now, eh? ;)
@erin3967 4 жыл бұрын
J M dont pay attention, hes a reddit dick. He said upvotes, not likes
@stormblessed2321 5 жыл бұрын
Arielle must be over flowing with “energy” from all those crystals and minerals.
@Stinking82 3 жыл бұрын
He pukes rainbows
@halcyonzenith4411 Жыл бұрын
That's a great selection of exotic slingshot ammunition
@Loungesugar 5 жыл бұрын
This guy could be selling different horse turds and still find a way to charge $999.99 per loaf....rare....one of a kind....this one has some hay and corn.....this one was laid by sea biscuit 🏇
@FuttBuckerson 5 жыл бұрын
This is a very beautiful hunk of shit that came out of a horses ass 3 billion years ago, very hard to find nowadays. It has a very energizing aroma, and a spiral energy. So again uh very energizing for the uhm, environment. This hunk of shit is only found in Greenland.
@mauigio 3 жыл бұрын
Did you just call a turd, a "loaf" LMFAO WIN!!
@gwenr1649 3 жыл бұрын
lmfao STOP i'm trying to sleep not piss myself laughing
@Intertayne 3 жыл бұрын
"Laid by sea biscuit" is hilarious
@RevolverRez 2 жыл бұрын
Its 2 in the morning, I'm trying to sleep, but I'm too busy laughing like an idiot thanks to these comments.
@AstralDragoon 4 жыл бұрын
It's too funny how he keeps calling the pendants "powerful". I would love to see someone come up and say "I'd just like to verify the power level. Could you grab the meter real quick?"
@BassByTheBay Жыл бұрын
Good thing he sounds like this. Can you imagine walking into a shop like this and hearing, "How can I help you?" in a Gilbert Gottfried-like squawk?
@SqueakyBe Жыл бұрын
Gilbert Gottfried ASMR. Aggressive Screeching Man Ree'ing
@bwill140 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I meet salsepersons with this voice I know I'm screwed.
@tdpay9015 10 ай бұрын
Top tier salespeople say: "This product will change your life!" But this fellow can't promise that or he'll be sued.
@aaronwilson9465 2 ай бұрын
I don't know man.. Spending $4000 on a rock would certainly affect my life in some way.
@OscarOffTheCuff 5 жыл бұрын
Are these stones grass-fed organic?
@congydave 5 жыл бұрын
I woke up thinking I needed a Lamarian Quartz Laser Wand to get back to my own dimension
@bumblemcgrumbles7720 5 жыл бұрын
Where's the Amulet of Talos it's like the most useful one
@thegeniusgamer4436 5 жыл бұрын
Gimme that Shout cooldown reduction
@niketasdelgato4027 4 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for an amulet of mara
@maxshep2829 2 жыл бұрын
13:59 watch your step whilst in his store! "We shit any where"... 😂
@veil6yde 2 жыл бұрын
sameee
@22kaybee22 5 жыл бұрын
You mean roleplays can be real?
@jupiterrising887 3 жыл бұрын
Man this guy's knowledge of bullshit is limitless.
@dearmadeline 5 жыл бұрын
holy shit when the font went over his mouth i thought he was bleeding
@mfhellboy5310 5 жыл бұрын
“They’re not rocks, Marie! They’re Minerals!”
@bananabread150 5 жыл бұрын
you always deliver
@mikelxanadu 4 жыл бұрын
Good glow on those JO crystals. Must have been a lot of positive energy at the sesh
@xpatzorsx 2 жыл бұрын
God damn. I know this comment is a year+ old, but it killed me. 🤣🤣🤣👍
@HipixOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
My freshman year of college I used this video to sleep in commons areas between classes lmao. Of course that was only in 2018 but it's already nostalgic.
@Friedtoenails Жыл бұрын
These stones are amazing. During the presentation, I felt my wallet getting lighter and lighter.
@Travelling_wm 5 жыл бұрын
Him: Of course, popularized by [insert any name, even a fake name]. You: Sure, sure [add a head nod so you can fake it til you make it in the gem world].
@FuttBuckerson 5 жыл бұрын
This is a (make up name) from (random location), call it very rare and beautiful, ascribe some positive energizing healing attribute, assign an old time period and call it very rare. RINSE AND REPEAT
@rusty823 2 жыл бұрын
ASMR so relaxing, you wake up and your wallet has done some online shopping at this gem store.
@Voltichock 5 жыл бұрын
I am great lover of crystals and minerals in general, thank you for bringing this type of video to us! ;)
@waitforit45 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao as soon as I saw this video in my timeline I knew the comment section was going to be brutal
@pickle7428 3 жыл бұрын
For this price I expected the gold to be like.... NOT FOOLS GOLD
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