Unintentional ASMR Suit Fitting and Measurement Compilation [ Remastered ASMR Cut ]

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My favourite suit fitting and measurement videos on KZfaq. Lots of unintentional ASMR here. Noisy and unpleasant parts were cut out. Audio remastered as usual.

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@96MasterOfPuppets96 2 жыл бұрын

Never has establishing a navy suit for war been more relaxing

@kidman104 2 жыл бұрын

Your the best

@georgewashington2253 2 жыл бұрын

i absolutely love the fact that I see this comment everywhere on asmr videos

@LiLresKboy 2 жыл бұрын

Seen the original?

@SexyxSeds Жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@scum6969 11 ай бұрын

@cincyrider 2 жыл бұрын

Those last suit fitters went 100x more in detail and planning with a single suit than I did buying my house, my car and planning all my vacations in my life combined

@black-bj6un 2 жыл бұрын

yh some ppl really like their suits too be on point

@antiZymotic 2 жыл бұрын

It's okay friend, me too.

@jmantruth Жыл бұрын

You: "That house. That car. This place."

@Im_Litterally_R Жыл бұрын

@King Saucey Me: My tests, my studying, my Grades😅

@cyrusnensey4772 6 ай бұрын

They tailor for me and my wife

@ronellesantos7299 2 жыл бұрын

He's the going to be the best dressed man on the battlefield after all that establishing

@PetShopMod 6 ай бұрын

I think that's already been established.

@themeatplow2572 2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to establish that the amount of establishing going on in this video has established how good this guy is at his job.

@faisalasiri7271 2 жыл бұрын

He established 8 establishing measurements

@LightInside-id1fm 6 ай бұрын

always remember- the establishment is the culprit.

@jackqueen1 Ай бұрын

Could you establish that further?

@norwegiantechnolover 2 жыл бұрын

ATTENTION: Do NOT use the line at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="5">0:05</a> as a pickup line at your local bar, it NEVER goes down well with the ladies! Referring to them as «sir» seems to really piss them off as well..

@SH4RKL0V3R 2 жыл бұрын

69 likes 😏

@greensroger9704 2 жыл бұрын

@@SH4RKL0V3R got ‘em

@underworldguardian704 10 ай бұрын

I’m guessing you speak from experience?

@jean-lucpicard5510 5 ай бұрын

I judge by eye only, works just aswell

@KhalerJex 4 ай бұрын

I'M GONNA USE IT

@colinhinze1115 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing. This is my favorite type of asmr, glad other people are making compilations

@brightblackgrouse6236 2 жыл бұрын

Established.

@christophertarsitano269 2 жыл бұрын

Just when I thought the war was over. Here he comes to suit up

@peterphooko1441 2 жыл бұрын

This is a well ESTABLISHED compilation

@9bola3 2 жыл бұрын

It’s nice that the rule of thumb actually involves the literal thumb

@zakkydude654 2 жыл бұрын

What an established establishment you have been establishing, sir.

@Ukedc259 2 жыл бұрын

Bread was never meant to be triangular.

@testifyxl2978 2 жыл бұрын

i love how i just watched that video🤣

@calvinwiradana 2 жыл бұрын

It is amazing how a secret society has been established based on youtube video history

@deepzzzleep3575 2 жыл бұрын

Lol!!! I think we are part of a quite big community that share the same passions

@keirangeorge9046 2 жыл бұрын

What a great video that was.

@dyilmaz385 4 ай бұрын

sort of like a football field, the LINES are there

@RiZenAsH 4 ай бұрын

I’ve watched a lot of suit fitting videos and I must say at the <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="375">6:15</a> mark has to be the first time I’ve seen someone actually take a watch size into account.

@smsanchez 2 жыл бұрын

Forgot to tell them to drink plenty of water and have a wonderful response.

@davidrhysroberts3641 2 жыл бұрын

Good ol' Saul

@captainsponge7825 2 жыл бұрын

they won't receive fully

@playnvanilla5176 2 жыл бұрын

50 percent of customers notice a good fit at the time because the tailor did some work on the disks and the joints.

@maximumnoise78 3 ай бұрын

He only pinned one side of the pants, he should have checked both legs as they could have been out by a 32nd of an inch

@truthisreal. Жыл бұрын

Only time I’ve ever been fitted for a suit was in a really old building with those beautiful old wooden floors, I nearly fell asleep standing up.

@dotandrun 6 ай бұрын

How dare they cut out the "navy suit for war" it sets the tone

@lukeWiz44 5 ай бұрын

it really establishes the rest of the video.

@AmyC531 3 ай бұрын

I was wondering what the hell everyone was talking about.

@CALISUPERSPORT 3 ай бұрын

Without that line, we end up with a video that's rather square and unstructured

@AmyC531 3 ай бұрын

@@CALISUPERSPORT I found it in another video and I hate to do this but I genuinely cannot tell: do people honestly think that guy said 'war'?

@n.jayhigley522 2 ай бұрын

Because it's a tired, overdone meme that needs to be retired?

@giovannicasini6669 2 жыл бұрын

The concentration of the assistance is incredible

@jackmilburn1394 2 жыл бұрын

Good good establishing a navy suit for war. Was getting a bit worried then

@bonnieanderson2186 Жыл бұрын

So professional and relaxing 😌

@jasonspades5628 2 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would say the following sentence but, I want the long version.

@ApexBovine 2 жыл бұрын

It occurs to me that tailors would make excellent pickpockets. They have a reason to get into your personal space so you’re not suspicious - and a full 360 access to boot. And they make fast adjustments seemingly at random that divert your attention; perfect for a lift. They’ll give ya a navy suit for war, but they’ll also steal ya watch and phone right out of your jeans.

@archer5922 2 жыл бұрын

They could even pin the pocket to make it seem tight like there is something in there when your stuff is long gone

@coolawesomeepicman4513 Жыл бұрын

I don’t think many tailors are scrounging for bills though to be fair, suit fitting and tailoring is a very high class profession, but pickpockets could still be possible ahahgahahgagggagagaggahhhahaggahhahgaggagagagahhagagahhagaghahahagagahha

@sutton1238 4 ай бұрын

Loooool dangerous statement

@kdguro 4 ай бұрын

And they’ll sell them back to you as contraband from your requisition officer buddy - which you’ll proceed to lose again gambling for cigarettes with your crew mates on your way to liberate Europe. It’s a viscous cycle. But it all starts with a proper fitting.

@Friedtoenails 9 ай бұрын

The tailor at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="544">9:04</a> is getting in some Alexander technique movements. Let the neck be free and have a wonderful response

@TheArtistFKApingaso3687 5 ай бұрын

Great reference

@kakefisk 4 ай бұрын

I love you for this reference.

@Thebustermann 2 ай бұрын

He could do with working on what I call triangles

@maddycordrey3472 2 жыл бұрын

Love how in the last clip the second guy just stands and stares at the customer and occasionally states a random fact, but is otherwise useless

@kateadams8193 2 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure which part makes me feel weirder: the look exchanged at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="644">10:44</a> or the pinned trouser shot at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="655">10:55</a>

@ely2suave384 Жыл бұрын

Yooo I am crying in tears of laughter funniest shit ever

@agustinamagpie Жыл бұрын

I find the last one super awkward. The amount of trailing off!

@kmahal711 Жыл бұрын

neither is awkward once you realize they edited the talking out of each part

@markmccallum475 2 жыл бұрын

Now if we did that correctly both the fitter and the customer are supposed to get navy, but I suspect only you got navy this time.

@Gmc833 2 жыл бұрын

“hAhHahAhaAH” *fake laugh*

@black-bj6un 2 жыл бұрын

dont mind my sandwich breath😂😂😂😂😂

@zevyfgc1640 Жыл бұрын

now if we did that correctly both the doctor and the patient are supposed to be red in the face but i suspect only i got red in the face this time.

@Millennial_Mike 2 жыл бұрын

Let's all agree that he is himself totally aware of the whole "establish" joke during in the second clip

@Ful-OGold Жыл бұрын

This video has established tingles

@mbaxter22 6 ай бұрын

Kirby is such a dandy boy lol. I’m picturing him walking into a saloon and ordering a glass of milk.

@jefffawcett 6 ай бұрын

I’ve watched a lot of videos on his channel and it just makes me laugh. He probably has $200,000 worth of suits at this point. He kisses the butts of all the bespoke suit guys like they created the polio vaccine, as if making suits is the most important profession on this planet. And at the end of the day, he still never looks good, just because he’s cursed with that face and that body 😅

@alupton99 6 ай бұрын

He has the world’s worst posture

@mbaxter22 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t mean for my comment to come off mean spirited! Don’t get me wrong I like Kirby and find his videos extremely relaxing (I watch them to sleep, actually). He may me a dandy boy but he’s OUR dandy boy!

@Jammsbro1 4 ай бұрын

@@jefffawcett He has the countenance of a man who has never worked a day in his life.

@kdguro 4 ай бұрын

The man could definitely do with a few pushups every now and then to try and balance out that frame a bit. But I like a lot of his content, quite relaxing. And he introduced us to the lovely Suyamba, so he gets a pass for that. :)

@AdmiralAckbar. 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe he didn’t apologize for his sandwich breath

@natecook1661 2 жыл бұрын

I must the last person on earth to have not encountered the “sandwich breath” video, which one is it

@AdmiralAckbar. 2 жыл бұрын

@@natecook1661 Look up Pat Lafontaine ASMR

@Daniel-nb3kk Жыл бұрын

I can't believe he didn't get red in the face like I did...

@DCul 2 жыл бұрын

Step 1: Ditch the goatee. Step 2: Get a suit. I see this man followed Mr. Stinson's instructions.

@anthonyvilla9960 2 жыл бұрын

Going to War in style is a must!

@LordDeathwing17 2 жыл бұрын

If you can’t look good while kicking ass, then what’s the point?

@camelotenglishtuition6394 Ай бұрын

"Inserting 3 fingers" , also a good way to find if she's a keeper or not.

@RickysPlace1 2 жыл бұрын

"I need a war suit for the navy."

@zjjohnson3827 2 жыл бұрын

He sounds like a very very serious David Tennant and I love it

@mrsteel9026 5 ай бұрын

It's good to see someone who knows their trade.

@hoffwell Ай бұрын

Thank the Lord that someone established this new upload. TM Lewin have removed the original. I have emailed them but are yet to establish the reasons behind their decision.

@ShadowWinger99 19 күн бұрын

Probably something to do with it becoming an overused, tired meme predicated on mocking someone who isn't a native english speaker.

@K0NY718 Жыл бұрын

"inserting 3 fingers is a way of depicting the right size"

@MrMysteryGuest1 6 ай бұрын

That's what she said! 😂

@TheEarnest 6 ай бұрын

Alternate universe where Nacho Varga grew up in London and became a tailor

@veronaraven3099 Ай бұрын

There were some Jewish owned mens shops where I grew up in New England....these guys knew their stuff and their customers. Great service.

@DioOnore Жыл бұрын

I’ve established that I can’t establish the true feeling of asmr as I’ve established in my mind that this has become a navy meme for war

@theoguimaraes1131 10 ай бұрын

Bro this gotta be the funniest comment i ever seen

@483972 4 ай бұрын

Just got here again… feels good to see there’s alwqys people who keeps the situation establised.

@andthensome512 8 ай бұрын

I established this video in my favorites.

@Millennial_Mike 5 ай бұрын

I am irrationally irritated by the way Kirby stands - it's like puppet feet (one foot forward one foot slightly inturned) just generally seems to have poor form... which is incredibly ironic.

@adrian09166 Жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="542">9:02</a> This guy's channel is Kirby Allison for anyone who wants more, he has many videos like this

@slut4bellpeppers 2 жыл бұрын

It was your face!

@JorgeRojas-ut3wj 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@quaverflava3639 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the lidlag

@strangebrew1231 2 ай бұрын

Unintentional ASMR is my favorite. I hate whispering

@basstib.9343 3 ай бұрын

I really like the lempf of the jacket that was established by establishing.

@sentameier9795 2 жыл бұрын

Then we have a series of triangles, what we call triangles...

@user-ih7gc7dt9l 2 жыл бұрын

Rip Barbara Brinner .

@The_Omegaman 13 күн бұрын

Id trust those last two taylors with Kirby. Their suits are a spot on fit.

@stewartgrindlay9760 Жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="25">0:25</a> 1000 IQ move there

@TheConza10 2 жыл бұрын

Do navy suit for war makers get sandwich breath? Or is it just doctors?

@fkos86 Жыл бұрын

And teachers 🤨

@pierce_fierce 2 жыл бұрын

As suave as Kirby is, he’s got the “LeafyIsHere” chin and I can’t unsee it.

@J1mmyMack 2 жыл бұрын

Ooh, suits you, sir.

@captainsponge7825 2 жыл бұрын

you should do a compilation of triangles (what we call triangles)

@francisdooling8325 2 жыл бұрын

Mark Strong’s Suit Emporium

@Armadildos1234 3 ай бұрын

LLoyds Luxury Boutique should watch this to learn how it's done.

@Liam24795 2 жыл бұрын

Chevrolet Zebra Honesty

@kf5541 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing beats an English tailor

@Friedtoenails 9 ай бұрын

Have we established that the customer at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="544">9:04</a> is Mr. Bean?

@DigitalDesires87 2 жыл бұрын

When I grow up, I’m gonna be a 36 inch jacket too!

@themeatplow2572 2 жыл бұрын

If I ever owned a business I'd want this guy saying it was established in a certain year (2021)

@ericpiacenti9610 2 ай бұрын

The first haberdasher had a unique style, the tie is under the collared shirt. Sort of like an Ascot. It’s a good look.

@puebespuebes8589 6 ай бұрын

I really want to go check them out now but i dont think they are in france.

@VIKTOR-pp8pu Жыл бұрын

Very nice thanks you 🏅🏅🏅

@pennica.illegale 2 жыл бұрын

the LEMPHT of the jacket

@AI67890_ Жыл бұрын

Never forget the curvature and silliyyouett

@tsoul1333 2 ай бұрын

this is the best kind of ASMR, the unintentional kind, because lets face it, the ASMR whispering is just creepy. the whispering in those ASMR vids has the exact opposite effect.

@The_Omegaman 13 күн бұрын

Asmr with purpose is way better. Spot on

@tired247 2 жыл бұрын

establishing the correct lemphth

@satoentos 2 жыл бұрын

The establishing guy !!!

@darrenstillwell9007 2 жыл бұрын

They need some lovely little guidelines for establishing some of these suits

@n.jayhigley522 2 ай бұрын

I kind of hope one day the model from the first video posts a response to all the "navy suit for war" memes and chastises everyone for making fun of his accent and driving the joke into the ground.

@christopherburke8971 Жыл бұрын

What is the triangular shaped tool the guy is using in the last clip to make adjustments to the suit?

@DrPeterVenkman383 6 ай бұрын

Tailor's chalk

@deepzzzleep3575 2 жыл бұрын

Grandissimo

@countOfHenneberg 4 ай бұрын

The third fitting doesn't use the first fittings rule of thumb, related to the end of the thumb matching the lower edge of the jacket. I guess the third gent has longer arms.

@The_Omegaman 2 ай бұрын

I noticed that too. He said he would make it longer but not the inches he needs.

@johnr.timmers2297 2 жыл бұрын

If I ever strike it rich I'm immediately going to get a nice bespoke suit. It's an experience as much as it is an investment

@j.cgallagher7092 5 ай бұрын

He never told us why he wanted a Navy suit. A diplomatic peace keeping mission me thinks.

@russefrance4869 2 ай бұрын

Perfect. Single break. Not in the American style where the trouser leg finishes at the top of the sock.

@000mud000 2 жыл бұрын

Sandwich breath for war

@ohnotrejo1993 2 жыл бұрын

ASMR (rich person edition) (feel comfortable you have money and can afford it) “mmmeyes, I find this indubitably fascinating I shall buy one tomorrow”

@leonstevens1382 2 жыл бұрын

Those are some flamboyant shirts on the shelves!

@TheGamingTV 2 жыл бұрын

Right on that knuckle

@Daniel-nb3kk Жыл бұрын

It was your face.

@MrPooopyButthole 2 ай бұрын

Why is this so hypnotic

@SomeSeconds1 Жыл бұрын

30" waist !!! I was that briefly when I was born 😂

@bengriffith3547 2 жыл бұрын

Now that we've established that, next - piece of lettuce.

@hampuswallin1641 2 жыл бұрын

Where can I find only the third video?

@giuseppemenna3941 4 ай бұрын

How old is this video? Its very relaxing

@alibrown5917 2 жыл бұрын

Keep thinking ooh suits you sir every time he says sir

@DailYxDosE 2 жыл бұрын

Seems like the first tailor’s suit isn’t even properly fitted for him lmfao.

@lukeWiz44 4 ай бұрын

Now, if that shirt was fitted correctly, both the soldier and the tailor are supposed to get red in the face, but i think only the tailor got red in the face this time.