UPDATE CORNER: Paul Speaks Out

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We're in the update corner talkin' about Paul. Or should I say... TROY.
I don't know. I honestly don't know anymore.
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@caseygibson7266 4 жыл бұрын

He's a dude pretending to be a dude playing another dude.

@kalvinwhy5849 4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@allysonhenry2524 4 жыл бұрын

Tropic Thunder 👏🏽

@sophianguer757 4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@roxyplays8 4 жыл бұрын

Dude

@charlieprater8214 4 жыл бұрын

yes tropic thunder omg

@CarronBarboza 3 жыл бұрын

The only 25 year old that looks 16 I’ll ever follow is Danny.

@potatowatermelon3858 3 жыл бұрын

Carron Barboza I cant like it cause it’s at 69 so take this comment as a like

@dogshit8565 3 жыл бұрын

@lanajane778 3 жыл бұрын

n o h e l o o k s t w e l v e

@vidzeerox 3 жыл бұрын

Don't diss Drew Golden like that... Oh wait. He's just Danny's other persona. Frick. Carry on.

@leratokubyana7266 3 жыл бұрын

True

@OneTopic 3 жыл бұрын

Bring back the Update Corner, please. 😡

@ashkhol 3 жыл бұрын

how and why are you here- hold on

@imstill9738 3 жыл бұрын

Gonna take my seat in here.

@mainacc7624 3 жыл бұрын

Right?! I miss it too :/ I also miss the OT and The Click collabs

@kermitthefrog2606 3 жыл бұрын

YES

@bungy1609 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@connoc5078 3 жыл бұрын

Troy becker's "truth" about how paul zimmer doesn't exist and was just a persona is like obi wan kenobi telling luke that darth vader killed anakin.

@SharkSalesman90 2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@kylaprice5553 2 жыл бұрын

@@SharkSalesman90 no more words needed

@user-Beans2017 Жыл бұрын

He was pulling the ‘baby I no understand’ card. Because he was pretending to be 16. Ew-

@troodon1096 Жыл бұрын

Truth often depends on one's point of view.

@connoc5078 Жыл бұрын

@@troodon1096 Only with something subjective. If the topic is about something objective, like this, then truth does not depend on one's point of view.

@Skooberflonk 4 жыл бұрын

when paul was told “here comes the airplane” as a baby i guess he took it the really, really wrong way

@danivaav 4 жыл бұрын

OMG, I love these comments

@dappa.992 4 жыл бұрын

This comment is underrated.. 😔 Even if it was only a few hours ago, I don’t care, dammit

@pjdj117 4 жыл бұрын

Pls help bring attention to international IGCSE students that have to do the british exam, while UK themselves aren't doing it. Help us cancel this exam for the safety of all students. Tweet them @CambridgeInt and sign this petition chng.it/DhCwCXkLg4 #cambridgeisoverparty

@emmy6807 4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHA FAVORITE COMMENT EVER FUDIKFRHJKH BN CRYINGGG

@honieworldtv5875 4 жыл бұрын

Hubby Dubby idk what I love more, your comment or the fact that your pfp is Kedamono

@kirbolotl2868 4 жыл бұрын

Danny: he could pass as a 16 year old Paul: *tries to pass as a 16 year old* Danny: he didn't even change his hair style Paul: *changes his hair style* Danny: I don't want to make another video unless he kills someone Paul: ...

@yeriee2131 4 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting 🤫

@livsurrette4040 4 жыл бұрын

Uhhh I-

@lizakalamees1781 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@livsurrette4040 4 жыл бұрын

Norah Aslam 🤣

@pokedasavage8070 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh 752 likes in 24 minutes

@Samiju 2 жыл бұрын

Danny not noticing that in the "psychopath" TikTok he put the glasses up by touching the glass confirms that he is someone who would do that and I am scared.

@ahobbit1273 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad someone else pointed that out 😂

@ProjectWarpZone 2 жыл бұрын

That was probably the point of the TikTok and Danny just ignored it. That is pretty scary

@oldgoat381 2 жыл бұрын

Thank God I'm not alone

@quiet_kid3980 Жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with that?

@cheesesupremedoritos8008 Жыл бұрын

@@quiet_kid3980 because it gets finger prints on the lenses and then you can see the finger print and you have to clean your glasses. It’s really annoying lol

@katherine1124 5 ай бұрын

coming back to this 3 years later i feel like we didn't appreciate what an insane situation this was. what the fuck, paul

@moonriverinc7896 Ай бұрын

No yeah this was a wild moment in time for sure why did he do this

@melaniegonzalez8316 3 күн бұрын

same like wtf😭😭

@fluffybunchy 3 күн бұрын

Omg I saw him on ig reels so I decided to come back and watch these and wow… that situation was actually so crazy

@BelleRebato Күн бұрын

It's also been 2 years since I've watched this and I forgot why he changed his name. What did he do again? Something about stealing money? Lol

@katx1202 4 жыл бұрын

Paul’s Mom, feeding him as a child: “HeRe ComEs tHe aIrPlAnE” Paul: “MMMM YES.”

@bb-de5sm 4 жыл бұрын

this is hilarious

@mlpdisneylover 4 жыл бұрын

I found another Waterparks fan! ;) 💚💜

@fantasybee5794 4 жыл бұрын

Kat x he coulda stopped 9/11

@xolqi3394 4 жыл бұрын

Fantasy Bee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@mamakbear1154 4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant.

@blutarchmann7113 3 жыл бұрын

“Paul Zimmer has existed since 2014” damn he’s 6

@sheilaramos9181 3 жыл бұрын

A 6 year old Russian spy who eats planes *interesting*

@cheesecheese6950 3 жыл бұрын

If he is sixteen now, he was ten or eleven during Exclamation Point.

@reneebroski 3 жыл бұрын

Cheese Cheese hmmm *interesting*

@tanishajenaaa6397 3 жыл бұрын

No he isn’t six my little cousin was born in 2015 and she is four

@DarkShadic9632 3 жыл бұрын

Tanisha Jenaaa yeah, and your cousin’s fifth birthday is this year.

@Karma-xe7vd Жыл бұрын

Impersonating a minor is illegal, so we should be suspicious of his age just in case he lied so he didn’t get legal action since that’s the only action he can get.

@troodon1096 Жыл бұрын

Is it illegal to pretend to be a minor in general, or do you have to impersonate one that actually exists? If the latter, technically he didn't break the law, because at the time he was pretending to be someone that didn't yet exist. And now he actually is that person, legally.

@mollyrahtz Жыл бұрын

Can't believe that the tv show "Lost" was inspired by the true story of Paul Zimmer eating a plane and causing it to crash into Hawaii (despite the show coming out in 2004). Truly a master of his craft.

@noodlerdoodler 4 жыл бұрын

obviously he used the name PAUL ZIMMER as a stage name to protect his identity just like danny uses the stage name DREW GOODEN

@soappacket2342 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Troy Becker isn't his real name either 🤣 Paul is his real first name tho

@AidenPremium 4 жыл бұрын

Danny Gooden

@omniboy3627 4 жыл бұрын

Actually he legally changed his name to danny, but it's Kurtis Conner really

@fabianatrindade56 4 жыл бұрын

@@omniboy3627 Amigo br, agora eu tô cafusa. Não sei nem mais quem é quem nessa bagaça 😂😂😂😂

@hamburgerbroz6439 4 жыл бұрын

Why did you capitalize this like Homestuck

@lettuce674 4 жыл бұрын

"I am Paul" "And I am Troy" "And we are not the same person"

@graceannsutherland8435 4 жыл бұрын

I-

@thanatoast 4 жыл бұрын

It's PLANE to see

@potential_dog_eater 4 жыл бұрын

I am Groot

@MichaelNFL443 4 жыл бұрын

We may have similar looks, We may have similar hair, But we're different none the less

@finchthetecsupporter2948 4 жыл бұрын

Lettuce LOL

@kammothy542 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but the way Paul talks and explains stuff makes me so inexplicably angry like his entire existence is the epitome of gaslighting

@TheBrianCulhane 3 жыл бұрын

It took him 5 years to find out perfection doesn’t exist

@eesr 2 жыл бұрын

fr tho

@271skippy 4 жыл бұрын

Paul Zimmer: “Because...” *Pulls off blonde wig* “I’m Hannah Montana.”

@Nouno470 4 жыл бұрын

Paul Josef Getowski, Paul Zimmer, Troy Becker, Slim Jimmer, "perfEct gUy",Hannah Montana...

@mattsherelmao 4 жыл бұрын

Banana Montana

@addi2356 4 жыл бұрын

Skippy271 wait wouldn’t you have to put on the blonde wig to be Hanna Montana

@lovekitties7836 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@keiraphillips6937 4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I’ve ever seen😭

@emilysyoutubechannel2259 4 жыл бұрын

Saying “it’s just a role, I’m just an actor” is “it’s just a prank bro” levels of taking ownership for your actions

@paulamanning5053 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he’s literally *not* taking responsibility for his actions and apologizing, that’s why so many people are against him right now.

@sage9662 4 жыл бұрын

this is so true that i dont know how to feel about it

@lucaleone4331 4 жыл бұрын

"Its just a prank HAN!"

@gregoryjohnson7043 4 жыл бұрын

The name change i could care less about everyone does it. First rule of social media dont use your real name. Now stop me if im wrong but when i was growing up when myspace and old youtube were still a thing that was the rules. Now scamming mfs now thats wrong af

@deadmanjv3690 4 жыл бұрын

My birthday is in 6 days

@irism7420 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe “Troy Becker ” decided to become Paul Zimmer when he was 16 so while he was Paul Zimmer he was frozen in time only to become Troy Becker again and be 16.

@surrealrosalynd 3 жыл бұрын

"HE WAS TROY THE WHOLE TIME!?" is still the funniest thing

@siriyadla1334 4 жыл бұрын

In conclusion, Paul/Troy is a Russian spy and eats planes with a bib.

@Studios-ij7gh 4 жыл бұрын

Siri Yadla now we know where all the missing planes are...

@LordGek 4 жыл бұрын

I knew it!

@rylanc8064 4 жыл бұрын

Traul zecker is a russian spy that eats planes

@strwbryhjoong7010 4 жыл бұрын

it was so obvious how did i know catch that

@JustCheyyy 4 жыл бұрын

And a fork and knife

@Lovelyclarii 4 жыл бұрын

At this point, “Troy Becker” can’t be said without “I’m an actor”...

@theherbdoctor 4 жыл бұрын

Clari hi

@goose3566 4 жыл бұрын

i feel bad for anyone else named Troy Becker lol

@morganbryant3204 4 жыл бұрын

Troy I'm an actor Becker

@Superstar-sw5iy 4 жыл бұрын

Just like Bob Vance; Vance Refrigeration

@jollybear_wastaken 4 жыл бұрын

I just thought of something... If "Troy I'm an actor Becker" Is "16" doesn't that mean his videos from 2014 are when he was like 10-11years old 🤔 Like... clearly he's lying Sure mentally they were definitely little kids but the way they looked was definitely not a 10 year old Case closed

@earth2ravenn 2 жыл бұрын

Troy/Paul reminds me of that long and exaggerated excuse you give your 6th grade math teacher when you forgot your homework

@richardball5843 Жыл бұрын

I can’t remember who wrote it, but I once read a poem about a kid who was kidnapped, but at the end it turns out the kid is just make up an excuse for being late for school. Paul’s complicated story feels like that.

@themadmaddog 3 жыл бұрын

The dislikes are from Danny's knees

@johnsonjaikaichow9972 2 жыл бұрын

How many knees does danny have???

@emersendraney5297 Жыл бұрын

@@johnsonjaikaichow9972 as many knees as it takes

@morganmarsh1276 4 жыл бұрын

*he* didn't scam people Danny, that was the *other* Paul you see, he is *Troy*

@nayugarcemei6346 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao why did i read this with peppapigs accent😂😂😂

@theredhat3508 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@milo3766 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@morganmarsh1276 4 жыл бұрын

@Pippa Peg no sweetie you're Pippa Peg.

@habibaplays9706 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@montanarose4622 4 жыл бұрын

Bro imagine getting so deep into your spiral of lies that you LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO FIT THE NARRATIVE W H A T

@samanthaoboyle2316 4 жыл бұрын

onision jr.

@glamourski 4 жыл бұрын

Yum

@nhizu 4 жыл бұрын

that is extreme commitment

@AshleyxVlogs 4 жыл бұрын

Samantha O'Boyle who’s that?

@lunar..eclipse 4 жыл бұрын

@@AshleyxVlogs god I wish I was still living in a time where I didn't know Onision

@myronmasottajr6157 2 жыл бұрын

Guys, I'm tired of everyone spreading their sob stories about their experience with Paul. Because mine is the worst. My grandma was on a flight to France, she was bringing her dog to Paris for a vacation, and she me this guy at the airport, being flooded with people. She talked a bit to him, asking him a bit about himself. He referred to himself as his Russian spy name, Troy Becker. Her face dropped, and she realized who he was, and quickly went onto the plane. She breathed a sigh of relief, as the plane took off. But something followed her dog in the cargo hold...and climbed onto the wing. The plane experienced some turbulence, little did they know...it was Paul. He took a bite off the wing, and caused the plane to crash in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and they weren't able to find any of the ruins. Unfortunately, plenty of bodies and luggage, but no evidence that they all came from a plane.

@blondie9909 3 ай бұрын

damn im so sorry for your loss lets hope justice is made soon i too have been terrorized by this person: paul zimmer used to break into my home and watch me sleep i eventually gave in to the ideia that i couldn't keep him away so i started letting him but now that he wasnt sneaking in when i was asleep i had to fall asleep with him here but i couldnt fall asleep with paul zimmers eyes looking at me so i asked him to turn around, he would just turn his head 180 and have troy becker look at me instead smh

@genesiscda4847 Жыл бұрын

I hate hearing someone say “my truth.” There’s no such thing as “my truth” or “your truth.” It’s either THE truth or it isn’t.

@alexanderreynolds6018 4 ай бұрын

Well, if you really wanted to get into it, "I have brown hair" is true for me and therefore my truth, but not true of someone who has blonde hair, for whom "I have blonde hair" would be their truth Ppl only ever use that phrase to just lie and be shitty though so I hate it too

@thevoid6596 4 жыл бұрын

Paul Zimmer: "If you want to spread more rumors about me, go ahead." Danny: "He's a Russian spy and he eats airplanes" So what I'm hearing is... "Paul Zimmer works for the bourgeoisie"

@devingreen4205 4 жыл бұрын

Rebecca Shafer he’s a bird

@mrsaep-ck2de 4 жыл бұрын

@@devingreen4205 He is a camera

@airbearsarrow3426 4 жыл бұрын

He is a raw salmon enthusiast

@karl_is_loading 4 жыл бұрын

Paul works for the bourgeoisie! Yep. We’ve done it guys. And he eats airplanes. It makes sense. A normal person wouldn’t eat planes but a Russian spy someone who works for the bourgeoisie. Someone who is a spy camera would! It makes so much sense now

@akio5250 4 жыл бұрын

That’s why he ate a plane. He wanted to know what flying felt like again Because he’s a bird

@audrasmith181 4 жыл бұрын

Paul/Troy is rubbing his lil plane eating hands together like “Yesssss Danny’s knees will suffer when I post this bs”

@skippy561 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry I can't like this it's at 69 already

@hermioneabcedegerida292 4 жыл бұрын

that’s probably his plan

@skippy561 4 жыл бұрын

@@kellie6992 may Danny bless your soul you kind citizens

@HappyandUnseen 4 жыл бұрын

i frikin forgot about that!!!!

@angelinatang8634 4 жыл бұрын

lol It says that u commented this comment 36 min ago but the replies are from an hour ago

@isthisnecessary7880 11 ай бұрын

I know this is 3 years later but who's gonna tell Danny tiny chairs exist?

@SnepperStepTV Жыл бұрын

Amelia Earhart: * flies plane over the ocean * Paul Zimmer: * puts on bib and holds up fork and knife * Amelia: oh no

@mushroomghost8454 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the comments: Troy Becker/ Paul Zimmer Me, an intellectual: Traul Zecker

@anormalcorpus4804 4 жыл бұрын

Proy Bimmer

@stellasarsoni 4 жыл бұрын

i say Paul becker

@MidnighttArtz 4 жыл бұрын

DELET THIS NOW

@savannahsstars4757 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Proy Bimmer sounds better

@slivspon 4 жыл бұрын

@@anormalcorpus4804 perfection

@imfam0use 4 жыл бұрын

plot twist: *danny is secretly paul who is also troy who is still paul, who is also a russian spy who eats planes*

@fl3m1n9o4 4 жыл бұрын

*and is also Drew Gooden*

@TenkoLunar 4 жыл бұрын

And kurtis

@pent916 4 жыл бұрын

and gabe from the office

@fnGaming-ph3lg 4 жыл бұрын

Wich means danny is a russian spy that eats planes 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@lol-bu3nr 4 жыл бұрын

plot twist: everyone is just danny

@microsoftpainenthusiast8096 2 жыл бұрын

I got my first “serious” office job when I was 21 and our clients (or their kids) were mostly 16-18-y.o. teens (as it was specific for our educational and travel agency) and I was shocked that I somehow couldn’t comfortably “speak their language” despite little age difference. I can’t imagine how Paul/Troy thought that he could pass as 16 years old at 24, and it’s not only about appearance 😅 school kids in Disney movies all look 30 though 😐

@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared Жыл бұрын

It's so funny danny didn't notice the lens touching. Truly the great divide between ppl who wear glasses and ppl who don't

@ronjalarsen6247 4 жыл бұрын

The only reason I belive danny is more then 15 years old is because he hurts his knees in the update corner.

@vexoz7933 4 жыл бұрын

So 16

@dresha8026 4 жыл бұрын

Okay but mine have hurt since I was like 13😂

@1500Chevy 4 жыл бұрын

Dresha802 k

@Studios-ij7gh 4 жыл бұрын

Also he is married

@tobikms1709 4 жыл бұрын

@@Studios-ij7gh could be fake like that one Daniel girl

@thelexicon7294 4 жыл бұрын

So basically: Everyone: Troy Becker is Paul Zimmer! Paul Zimmer: *Uno reverse card*

@sinner9192 4 жыл бұрын

Why tf does this only have 14 likes?

@ArtisticallySpoken 4 жыл бұрын

252 now

@lalookhan1868 4 жыл бұрын

@@zr4875 it's now 251

@_becky_ym3583 4 жыл бұрын

@@lalookhan1868 now 482 likes

@HydraVenus 4 жыл бұрын

@@sinner9192 509 now

@lucilleh4128 2 жыл бұрын

This man is the definition of ‘new year, new me’

@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles 6 ай бұрын

Gutowski: *clearly polish name* Danny: Sounds like a Russian spy name

@abbyemrich4572 4 жыл бұрын

“He decided to start doing his hair differently to show he changed” has the same energy as “and he was wearing reading glasses to show that time had passed” from the John Mulaney special.

@kianar210 4 жыл бұрын

ahh yes, batman.

@gwenissooooocool 4 жыл бұрын

Can someone like so we can get to 666 likes

@MiaValla 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Batman. BEATS WORKIN

@abbyemrich4572 4 жыл бұрын

Mia WDW Phan which is not something you want to hear from a heath care professional

@skullpunk475 4 жыл бұрын

“It’s the one thing you can’t replace”

@bgcvids8006 4 жыл бұрын

Everybody sayin that flights stoppin because Coronavirus, it’s actually just Paul eatin all the planes

@veronicat3932 4 жыл бұрын

#paulzimmereatsplanes #павелзиммерпожираетсамолёты

@nyalpiers7203 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@robbie3732 4 жыл бұрын

fr bro😳😳😳

@cailey1847 4 жыл бұрын

LGC Vids! I just started watching the video and I am so confused

@jannelundgren1824 4 жыл бұрын

Paul eats the planes

@mossycrown 2 жыл бұрын

update; although it has been almost two years Paul could sense i was watching this video and he’s now sitting at the foot of my bed eating a plane. it’s 1am i’m scared 😭

@emilime 3 жыл бұрын

I like that danny included the sunglasses bit as a fun lil way of letting us all know he's never worn glasses

@lakenalexander5334 4 жыл бұрын

When you realize Danny Gonzalez is really just a stage name for privacy. His real name is.......Drew Gooden

@neptune556 4 жыл бұрын

😳😳😳I DIDNT KNOW THIS MY MIND IS BLOWN WTDNYSNSYDBHDNDJ OMG REALLY?????? DUDE ILY NO HOMO THANK U FOR POINTING THIS OUT!!!! 💥💥💥💥😳😳😳

@LoafOfWeb 4 жыл бұрын

🤯

@abcdefghijklmnopteaisthebe8564 4 жыл бұрын

no, Dranny Goodzalez

@Camille-yu8nz 4 жыл бұрын

No it’s actually Cody ko

@user-st3fv9rs5b 4 жыл бұрын

Wait but I thought it was Cody Ko

@AniMikeTions 4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that Danny is gonna make a song called, "I'm 2 different guys" about this whole situation, with a line about eating planes and being a Russian spy, the chorus could go like, "I'm 2 different guys, yeah yeah, not a russian spy, no no, planes are what I like, oh yeah, they keep me alive." Idk just shooting ideas in the comments...

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 жыл бұрын

Might as well make it a sequel to we are 2 different people

@thine. 4 жыл бұрын

i really want that to happen now, good idea

@islaballard9594 4 жыл бұрын

Ani-Mike-Tions this is a very underrated comment you are very truly Greg

@kirbyjaeger2506 4 жыл бұрын

don't let him fool you, this is just danny hinting at his song

@puckkrz01 4 жыл бұрын

Ani-Mike-Tions r/oddlyspecific But that’s very creative of you

@accidentalfan444 3 ай бұрын

The whole “trying to be perfect” story is so Disney channel like idk how to explain it

@me_kinda_bored0-091 2 жыл бұрын

5:23 was a whole on Hannah Montana moment-

@gracelewis9886 4 жыл бұрын

If “tRoY” is 16 now, wouldn’t that mean he was 10 years old in his first videos..? Hmm idk something doesn’t add up

@airbearsarrow3426 4 жыл бұрын

He would be 12

@Fr0zenWas_Taken 4 жыл бұрын

No, he would be 11 cause now "he is 16" and 5 years ago he is 11.

@airbearsarrow3426 4 жыл бұрын

He’s a July baby. His birthday hasn’t come yet.

@sydneiaesthetics4965 4 жыл бұрын

You’d be surprised with all the 12 year olds on my timeline on TikTok

@maddiegrace3342 4 жыл бұрын

Danielle Cohn but 100x worse.

@basicallystevenuniverse511 4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t rent the plane, he bought it so he could eat it later.

@neonpancakes4184 4 жыл бұрын

Basically the female version Of Steven Universe i know this is random, but i love ur pfp and ur name!! su fandom ❤️

@natalieo.6874 4 жыл бұрын

I just started the video, and I’m confused and scared.

@murdering. 4 жыл бұрын

Natalie O. ME TOO

@MrNoobHacksYT 4 жыл бұрын

the pilot was also a russian spy

@yungfruitsalad1401 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched literally every single episode of Steven Universe up until the final one before Steven Universe Future and I can say with all honesty that the show was amazing in the parts where it wasn’t full of fillers that stopped the story from progressing for the the sake of supposed character development and when Rebecca Sugar wasn’t so focused on making the show about LGBTQ representation that it worsened the quality of the show. I haven’t watched any of the current episodes so how is it?

@kireekire 3 жыл бұрын

7:53 I must thank Danny for quote Hannah Montana and making me remember that _gem_

@dkbarbi Ай бұрын

paul is now a dhar man actor. which is a very random thing that's happening, but then again, can't say I'm shocked.

@animaol 4 жыл бұрын

Danny: “I've been sitting here on my knees” Or in other words... *_kneeling_*

@lindamukarakate7511 4 жыл бұрын

damn I just realized kneeling has the word knees in it

@ArtisticallySpoken 4 жыл бұрын

@@lindamukarakate7511 That's so deep 🔥🔥🔥

@PequenoGiant 4 жыл бұрын

Breaking news: Danny has broken his knees

@aurora2061 4 жыл бұрын

@@ArtisticallySpoken you can't spell kneeling without knee.. 😔✋

@cora-nation7596 4 жыл бұрын

aurora true 😳

@thediamondstewyt8260 4 жыл бұрын

Paul Zimmer is actually Morgz’s mom.

@jordanh4362 4 жыл бұрын

This is the only sensical explanation

@miss_B_ 4 жыл бұрын

OMG THIS COMMENT REALLY GOT ME XDDDDDD

@anitanaseer1007 4 жыл бұрын

Hellz yes

@nurhakimiazlan5256 4 жыл бұрын

How _do_ you pronounce "morgz's"

@minimaximus3277 4 жыл бұрын

That’s a twist...

@moonycanwatch 3 жыл бұрын

Danny just giving up on kneeling when he heard that paul zimmer was troy the whole time is mood honestly

@rorymahoney 2 жыл бұрын

13:20 he is adjusting the glasses with his fingers on the lens witch scratches the lenses

@CrazedKasaJizo 2 жыл бұрын

smudges* it would be his nails to scratch

@theguywhogetsyourreference2720 3 жыл бұрын

UPDATE: Paul just broke into my house and ate my little brother's Lego airplane. He said he did it because he's Troy, and *unlike Paul* he only eats toy airplanes, but I think he did it because there are no more real airplanes. He ate them all.

@sano8172 3 жыл бұрын

im sorry you and your brother had to go through that. stay strong g. 💯🙏🏻

@SM-qv2om 3 жыл бұрын

paul becker boke into my ouse aswell😔😔...we hid in the pantry when we herd him break in....he foond us 😨😨and tied us up to the ceral boxes(which were all 10 fet tall)........he prid off all of the door hinges😟😟 and ate them in front of us😱😱........... he left then nd we tgougt we were safe😅😅😅😅........but then😥😥..........he drov into kitchen from the vindow in my dads orange taxii😬😬 and started......... to speak in russan😱😱😱😩😩😣😖😵he then left.......for good.............we cal police ounce we were sure he was gone.......whn they arrive they told us how lcky we were😔😔and tha mny other victoms of troy zimmer werent so fortuneate😪😪......i am so graterful i made it oot alive😇😇😇and that traul didnt hurt my famiky(who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters) and tat he didnt steel our plain(ve keept it in the refrigerator) thxnk yoi to everyone who shars theyre story🤩🤩🤩🤩you are al so brav🥰🥰☺🥰🥰😚😚🥳🥳🥳SHOUTOUT TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

@sleeping_beauty_kpop 3 жыл бұрын

Did he get bigger in size and also stronger? (Did you get the reference?)

@gabrielsfilms2086 3 жыл бұрын

@@SM-qv2om "who are all six feet tal anthropomorphic hamsters" are you a hamster aswell?

@lolok6338 3 жыл бұрын

Damn dude.. sorry you went through that 😞🤌

@myahb7187 4 жыл бұрын

If he’s trying to pretend he’s 16, then he was 11 during musically. And no 11 year old looks like that

@mqrce 4 жыл бұрын

wait no he was like 18 or something because right now he’s 24, so five years before he’d be 19

@LPSWeirdCow13 4 жыл бұрын

@@mqrce they're talking about his fake age, not his real age

@jellybeans7072 4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@myahb7187 4 жыл бұрын

a gurl named kelly i didn’t even realize this comment had so many likes.

@feedswagpeppa3976 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao who he trying to kid 😂bahaha

@vintishiron8802 Жыл бұрын

You know what's also weird. I distinctly remember the girl paul zimmer would make videos with, and I SWORE they started making videos with a baby in their TikTok. Paul is sincerely one of the greatest and weirdest things I have experienced growing up.

@mariajosequinterolondono6710 Ай бұрын

His child

@kindlittlebunny9869 3 жыл бұрын

Ok but i actually gasped when he said that HE was Troy Becker and Paul Zimmer was a character he made up.

@sarcasticnotsad5155 4 жыл бұрын

*Conspiracy theory:* Danny was kidnapped on vacation and replaced with a russian spy. And he’s trying to cover up the fact that he eats planes.

@air9159 4 жыл бұрын

phat phacts

@sunlittelucii4809 4 жыл бұрын

Nico Hollow true true 😂

@theMoosecow 4 жыл бұрын

I think the kidnaper is the game master

@sunlittelucii4809 4 жыл бұрын

You might be onto something.... 😂

@cthonautical 4 жыл бұрын

the russians planted spy danny after realizing real danny couldn't get home from vacation after eating the plane. he gave them an opening!

@user-yr4ii8im3o 4 жыл бұрын

The "I'm an actor" excuse is the same one that Onision uses, it holds no bearing and means nothing. It's just backpedaling so they don't have to take responsibility for their actions.

@ew275x 4 жыл бұрын

Same with the "playing a character" shtick KZfaqrs also trot put when they do something wrong. So are they always playing a charqcter who acts like them except they do morally dubious things.

@natsu2740 4 жыл бұрын

Fox yea and Onision is bat shit crazy and everyone knows that, but he still try’s to say he is just acting

@natsu2740 4 жыл бұрын

Charlotte Soland a guy who touches kids and is basically insane at this point. He also screams at people a lot about not understanding him

@xquenda275 Жыл бұрын

13:03 so the point of the joke is probably that the “psychopath” adjusted the glasses with his finger on the lens of the glasses, if you have glasses you know thats bad.

@jeremywhistler2850 2 жыл бұрын

*Imagine making yourself a name, but then choosing a serial killer name like "Paul Zimmer"*

@shelbyrae7060 4 жыл бұрын

He literally has a child and he’s married so the fact that he was trying to act like he was 16 is even weirder. He’s married to Jamie, whose name is really Jameela and they have a kid!!

@seraphinw1 4 жыл бұрын

"Sweetie, I'm going to need you to STOP PRETENDING TO BE AN UNDERAGED BOY and pick up our kid from daycare at 2pm kthnxbye"

@sethhhgarcia1763 4 жыл бұрын

I confustion

@ArtisticallySpoken 4 жыл бұрын

WHAT!? SOURCES!?

@maria_____. 4 жыл бұрын

so you're saying he's straight... ??

@redphoenixwitch2301 4 жыл бұрын

maria LMAO

@ezziebee8998 4 жыл бұрын

“Did he rent a plane for this TikTok?” No Danny, the plane was his dinner

@nightingale_es 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine renting your food........

@ailement 4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean at some point he has to return the plane after eating it

@d.on.in.a 4 жыл бұрын

But when you want to have a plane for dinner do you rent it or do you buy it?

@meredithrose4609 4 жыл бұрын

@@d.on.in.a you hunt it.

@emanifung6806 4 жыл бұрын

Meredith Rose lmaooo

@doxaweit 7 ай бұрын

so i decided to check on this dude... and apparently hes just full-on troy becker now, posting tiktok vids and everything 😭 no more paul zimmer!

@bananabrain364 11 ай бұрын

Ok I've dated a whole lot of shitty guys in my life, and for some reason whenever you call them out on their gaslighting or catch them in a lie they ALWAYS say "I gotta speak my truth." They sound so fucking stupid whenever they say it too 😂

@aud7593 11 ай бұрын

they have to speak their truth.... by lying?

@bbeeboyy8878 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is just kinda sad, this dude just keeps digging a deeper hole as he continues lying. It would've been so easy to just apologize, take a break, and then come back with a clean slate

@moleicester9714 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.Anyway Iam ur 100th comment ongat

@tomlaprise8655 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@nina._. 3 жыл бұрын

I agree. Danny just needs to admit that he really is Drew

@differentboy9697 3 жыл бұрын

He thrashed his best friend with whom he started in KZfaq so that can tell you a lot of Paul

@justyournormalemogirl3298 3 жыл бұрын

@@nina._. we need to start a petition

@abbigailpile64 3 жыл бұрын

UPDATE: Paul has been since arrested because he was caught sneaking onto a plane without a ticket and ripping up the seats and eating it, ripping the wings off MID-AIR, and swallowing it whole.

@Whoops.Allgone 3 жыл бұрын

@@annette8844 yum yum plane cronch

@hardyorange 3 жыл бұрын

Well that doesn't make any sense; Danny said Paul only eats them in small bites!

@alexcat6141 3 жыл бұрын

You* had us in the first half ngl

@user-mq8ci2il8s 3 жыл бұрын

@@Whoops.Allgone ahaha plane crash go BRRRRRR

@tinymegazell6060 3 жыл бұрын

@@hardyorange he was getting starved because of quarantine and had to take matters into his own hands

@hatmanmanofhats8167 3 ай бұрын

It’s never gonna end I came here from a new Andy King video

@Anna-rh5mj 2 жыл бұрын

WAIT A SECIND! About a year ago my friend told me there was this guy who ate whole planes. Like, in pieces but still a whole plane. Gosh darn it, I knew it was a joke but at least it spread from somewhere. I can’t even remember which friend but I remember the conversation very vividly.

@PowWowAnimations 4 жыл бұрын

I disbelieve your claim about him being a Russian spy, if he were, then *everybody* would get a duet.

@BlackDogsAndLadybugs 4 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow comrade.

@kmccarty661 4 жыл бұрын

and that’s on communism

@dakevinmg 4 жыл бұрын

Privyet Tovarich

@johannesaskehov 4 жыл бұрын

The only reason he didn’t do that is because he’s a spy and would blow his own cover.

@andrive 4 жыл бұрын

Look

@zel932 4 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget that Danny has MET this guy. HE HAS LITERALLY INTERACTED WITH HIM AND THEY KN O W EACHOTHER. That amazes me every time I think about it.

@chelseacasarrubias2729 4 жыл бұрын

Zel exactly i even met him and Danny Edge was so much sweeter than him. it’s a lot of videos of Danny talking about Paul and even how they were friends for 12 years !!!

@thatonelemonboio8579 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, what? I've never heard about this?? Clarification on the tea please?

@rubyf4686 4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonelemonboio8579 they met once, that's it.

@meg7020 4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonelemonboio8579 he mad a video about him meeting paul and another musically star he made a video with

@meow-zg5ti 4 жыл бұрын

@@chelseacasarrubias2729 I never really met them but I've been following on social media and KZfaq for almost 10 years now and like, I don't really remember details but a few years ago Danny Edge spilled some tea about Paul and about how they're not friends anymore lmfao this whole thing is so wild to me

@asianperuana 3 жыл бұрын

Wait, wait, wait, *so he was Paul Gutowski pretending to be Paul Zimmer to "pretending" to be Troy Becker?* Danny really didn’t lie when he said this was the plot twist of the century.

@zoe-viollaa 2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s funny that he’s still claiming to be 16, because that means he made most of his shirtless musicallys when he was 11 💀

@cjmcpe 4 жыл бұрын

Nonono he’s still pretending to be 16, he’s saying that the adult character was a fake. So he’s implying that he was pretending to be older

@kararuthruff9030 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. So those KZfaq videos in 2014 would have made him 10 at the time and that was def not a 10 yr old boy I just saw lmao

@spencer6106 4 жыл бұрын

@@kararuthruff9030 i was thinking the same thing lol

@katrose1145 4 жыл бұрын

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

@mag1c8ball_ 4 жыл бұрын

LokiFrostGiant yeah it think it’s bs that he lied to all his fans that he didn’t scam them

@gorntue 4 жыл бұрын

16 and married

@trashcan3537 4 жыл бұрын

If Paul wanted to be believable, he should have asked Danny, his Drew character is so good!

@laiqa1559 4 жыл бұрын

Megan OwO lmaooo

@hockeybabyx 4 жыл бұрын

Don't even get me started on their different faces! How the heck does Danny do that? It's so believable!

@aranzaad 4 жыл бұрын

a yeah, and he tried convincing us that they arent the same person by making a whole song about it, which was obviously fake

@johnnyblades5424 4 жыл бұрын

No I think it's Drew's Danny character

@slaycationnation 4 жыл бұрын

a, you’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders

@serendipity827 11 ай бұрын

I mean, Gutowski sounds more polish than russian but no one talks about polish spies They're too good at their jobs. No one knows they exist

@user-lw5nq1mh8g 2 жыл бұрын

i think what the original creator meant at 13:25 was that psychopaths adjust their glasses by touching the glass part (?) cause i honestly kinda agree because i have glasses and when me or s/o touch my glass thing i get frustrated because i can sort of see their finger print when i put on my glasses... if that makes sense ; paul stole it i believe

@ll-li3dt 3 жыл бұрын

imagine your kid breaking your entire blood name and changing his name because he refuses to admit he scammed people

@imnotgoodwithnames4101 3 жыл бұрын

Start over.

@uniquevivian8089 3 жыл бұрын

I'd move to Antarctica

@shaanp9796 3 жыл бұрын

Good Dog What type of bagel’s your favorite?

@milli5968 3 жыл бұрын

if your child is Troy Becker/Paul Zimmer, him destroying your bloodlines name is the least of your problems

@franjo5174 3 жыл бұрын

I wouldve prob done the same thing as him BUT ILL NEVER COME BACK

@nycetomeetyou 4 жыл бұрын

Hehe just "aPAULagize" Okay I'll leave..

@joeytansey8466 4 жыл бұрын

You are fake new what you meant was he needs to TROY to be a better person

@frostflame425 4 жыл бұрын

How dare you

@kaela-maerome280 4 жыл бұрын

Please. Stay.

@duartefiarresga7522 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Geetarman69420 4 жыл бұрын

Maize Opossum hehe 69 Kill me Pls

@catforev Жыл бұрын

Every time he inserts that bone breaking sound effect, it feels like my organs are going to crawl out of my body

@ari-xk4mf 4 жыл бұрын

as a russian spy i can confirm we eat planes for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even as an after school snack

@exyscube 4 жыл бұрын

BLYAT and drink vodka

@luv_strawberriez 4 жыл бұрын

Ari B how much do you way

@ari-xk4mf 4 жыл бұрын

Violet Arbulu lmao we don’t talk about that-

@maddoxferris7924 4 жыл бұрын

thank you, this helps a lot. I have confirmed this suspicion and will report to my superiors.

@josephingarcia2839 4 жыл бұрын

Are you stacked up on airplane snacks for this quarantine

@lea.h.joergensen 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever Paul goes to a restaurant: Waiter: How's your food? Paul: Eh, it's a little pLANE

@crinnp 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, surely little planes are easier to eat.

@dk-hq8ul 4 жыл бұрын

open wide here comes an airplane

@dspaz 4 жыл бұрын

lol good one

@lea.h.joergensen 4 жыл бұрын

@@dspaz ty

@dspaz 4 жыл бұрын

@@lea.h.joergensen :D

@user-ei7ep1zg2y 7 ай бұрын

so, i was never brave enough to say this before now, but Paul Zimmer broke into my house, ate all the toy airplanes i had and then ran to the airport by my house and ate all the planes too. it was a horrific airplan-y mess

@mtjloves1324 10 ай бұрын

7:53 Not Danny casually quoting Hannah Montana songs 😂😂

@Vitx0o 3 жыл бұрын

This whole ass situation reminds me of the 12 year old authors at wattpad who tries too hard to make plot twists

@cheesecheese6950 3 жыл бұрын

When I was twelve, my friends and I would write purposely weird Wattpad stories for each other to read, and even they were better than this lol.

@lj.853 3 жыл бұрын

Has "11 year old tryna write a sex scene" vibes.

@AmyYdoesntlikehandles 3 жыл бұрын

Oof well I make fics on wattpad and I’m 16 My fics are actually good though,but my old ones that I made when I was 13 are really bad

@imsleepdeprived1847 3 жыл бұрын

@odettemim3509 3 жыл бұрын

@@AmyYdoesntlikehandles @SincerelyTreebros?

@harambaethegorilla7875 3 жыл бұрын

When he was a toddler and his parents went “here comes the airplane” they weren’t playin

@counterpartinternational1447 3 жыл бұрын

I wheezed so hard. This deserves more likes

@babyyoda3860 3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@bella.pintoo 3 жыл бұрын

😭😭I died while reading this comment. My ghost is typing this

@MissIzzy4563 3 жыл бұрын

Legend 👌

@grace_maclean_bailey 3 жыл бұрын

Oh. My. God

@QueenBeeWasTaken Жыл бұрын

13:25 he says psychopaths in reference to him pushing up the glasses by touching the lens with his nasty finger, in case u want closure

@mothman4168 3 жыл бұрын

I put this video on a playlist too listen too while I sleep, so now in the middle of the night I’ll hear crunching sounds and remember ‘oh that’s just Danny’s knees breaking’

@kaitlinhanks749 4 жыл бұрын

conspiracy: danny's last name isn't actually gonzalez, it's really ivanov because he's a russian spy too. daniil petrovich ivanov. i'm on to you daniil

@esoterictidbits7782 4 жыл бұрын

😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

@connorsaldivar9148 4 жыл бұрын

He knows to much

@Tamamnett 4 жыл бұрын

If this comment mysteriously gets deleted... we know why

@bennyworm505 4 жыл бұрын

o h s h i t

@yummyskittles8217 4 жыл бұрын

And he eats trains

@prachiadapwar8149 4 жыл бұрын

"I will try to upload more because You guys must be bored at home..." Thats like the most caring thing anyone has ever said to me...

@gigglez2326 4 жыл бұрын

Almost cried goshdangit

@emilyarrington320 4 жыл бұрын

YES!!

@morgyn9320 3 жыл бұрын

Once I took a 5 hour flight and Paul was on the same flight. It was terrifying not knowing if he was gonna eat the plane or not. Worst 5 hours of my life 😓

@tanya412 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Danny couldn’t tell the difference between the normal people and psychopaths. The normal person put their sunglasses; the psychopath did the same but adjusted his glasses with his finger ON THE LENDS. That is the most pure evil I have ever seen.

@Vyansya 4 жыл бұрын

Paul: lies Internet: *_how many times do we have to teach this lesson old man_*

@cohedash 4 жыл бұрын

Old man fish: "I still love the young people!" 😆😆😆

@fridgely3668 4 жыл бұрын

deeeeaaaaad! rotfl

@spookyho5994 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@apollyonabaddon1743 4 жыл бұрын

Danny: *sees extremely Polish surname* Danny: Russian.

@rebeccahays2063 4 жыл бұрын

Apollyon&Abaddon No one would expect a Polish man to be a Russian spy. It’s the perfect disguise.

@fanfandom551 4 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccahays2063 genius

@benjaminmcinnis6683 4 жыл бұрын

@Apollyon&Abaddon I have to say that having the horseman of pestilence in your username is quite relevant to current events.

@Sparess 4 жыл бұрын

*PRUSSIAN*

@classicbananamilk 4 жыл бұрын

Typical thing for someone with an Italian surname like Danny to say

@thatgirlcaitlin2107 Жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe this was 3 years ago… watching this video after finding out him and Laura are expecting??? INSANE

@BlessMyHart96 Жыл бұрын

I keep getting recommend this Becker’s content this week so here I am to regain a semblance of sanity. I can’t believe Troy is still out here not being Paul. He’s committed

@mousepad2675 Жыл бұрын

it has ended, paul zimmer admitted he was troy becker and now he posts the same videos on both accounts

@sanskrete 4 жыл бұрын

Danny: * Makes fun of this dude for faking his identity * Also Danny: * Hides his real identity and say he's Danny when he's actually Drew and 12 year old *

@gentle_apathy 4 жыл бұрын

Why does this this sound like a John Mulaney sketch

@Firegirl483 4 жыл бұрын

@@gentle_apathy because John Mulaney is actually an Asian American woman

@ginabell694 4 жыл бұрын

@@Firegirl483 😆

@sanskrete 4 жыл бұрын

@@Firegirl483 fact!

@moctezooma 4 жыл бұрын

ok, billie eilish profile picture