Sauce said and i quote"You pointed and laughed wherever so foul, so now i will swing my lightning rod and void your bowels" sauce always makes the best poems, and jokes, and thats probably why, hes my favorite youtuber.

Cap: They make O.J. simpson look like Homer Simpson Me:so he became more vicious?

once again, cap finds some ridiculous ways to “retire” himself 👍

I think he took yesterday’s just die already down around like 11:00pm-12:00pm last night

Just Die Already is back. I loved this series!

I like Cap’s funny quotes at the start after the little clip from inside the video

Capt: Finally someone else gets it for a change. *sees Barry the chopper* Me: wait.

"I can't hold an axe without a torso." Well, not with that attitude you can't, lol.

That poem about the lightning wand is amazing 😂 I wish I could write like that

That’s exactly how we retire in America. On a daily basis I see old people dancing on the floor after peeing.

Been waiting for the re upload all day.

I love this series, and I feel like it’s been ages since the last episode. To be honest, I love pretty much all of Cap’s videos, and another series I miss is Fireworks Mainia, it makes my day to see a guy set off Tim fireworks in a house. Pls make more episodes of it.

This game is practically a death simulator

I've been around since the beginning and I'm so happy to see have much this channel has grown, cap will always be my favorite KZfaqr

I'm worried about hearing my grandpa say he's going to retire after this.

I haven't watched Captainsauce in a while, I started watching this video and I couldn't stop smiling.

For some reason I remember this popping up last night and then getting canceled immediately... Was that only me?

I would love to ask the game developers if “Barry the Chopper” was just a pun or a Full Metal Alchemist reference

This poor old man has some weird things on his bucket list, that’s for sure. Lol. I love it. Can’t wait to see the rest!

I'm so happy you put this one up again. Thank you for the great content, Mate

Its the same jokes everytime, yet I still somehow get all my laughs!

You would think he would’ve learned from last time when he got chopped into noodles

Did anyone notice that captain sauce sent out this video yesterday but made it unavailable almost immmediately, I’m so glad it’s now out for real I love the series

I been watching this channel for like 6 years now I think and I still everyday can’t wait for new uploads, good job cap keep up the good work

I want to roll in like a bad ass He says while riding a moped and crashes immediately afterwards

Lol, took this long to realize the WHOLE point of the game is to complete the bucket list, and thinks he can do it in one episode

Finally the video I was talking about didn't get deleted and make me defeated because this is my favorite series

Hey cap could you do more I am fish? I’m invested in the story

Barry the chopper is a reference to Full Metal Alchemist

I saw the beginning last night before cap took it down lol

This is the earliest I’ve ever seen a Sauce video, so eager. Also, I’ve watched at least 65% of his videos now. Love your content.

Captainsauce always showing up when I need him most!!

Can we all just appreciate how Cap posts so often and it's ALWAYS quality content? Actually nvm I'm sure everyone already does :)

Been a watching your vids since the old TABS days Content only getting better :D keep up the amazing work Cap

0:20 Well OJ Simpson has 2 confirmed kills and homer Simpson has at least 8 confirmed kills, so that joke was put backwards

Just die already episodes is always making me laugh and smile like fishing food I love it everyone hust gets away from murder XD I wish cap will make more and often

*Tries to Destroy Hobos,* *Man kills him* "Thats Technically Littering!"

I feel like an idiot. I've been watching sauce for roughly the last year and I just realized that I wasn't subscribed...😑

Doesn't matter how many things go south in your day, It's always a good day when CaptainSauce uploads

I’d love to see more of this Cap!

Nice

Hey Cap, do you think you will ever make an official discord server???

cap:lit one of the residents on fire while dragging them through the hallways me:so you became a horror movie devil in this game?

For those wondering about the video notification yesterday, he said on his twitter that youtube messed up the video, so he re-uploaded it today.

When is he going to continue his West of Loathing series, it was one of my favourites

Cap why did you delete this video the 1st time. I was lucky enough to watch the whole video before you deleted it😅

Captainsauce the superhero we didn't need but still got and is f*cking hilarious

A wise man once said: "You pointed and laughed however so foul, so I will swing my lightning rod and empty your bowls". Wise words from a wise man.

Day 10 of asking Cap to play Sally Face

Title:Using extremely high voltage to retire myself Me: technically you retire from life Edit: also I can’t stop laughing at how the guys hands are heat seeking and his balls are as hot as it can get 😂 Edit 2: I like how at 18:40 he looks like there is crystals in him

This game are so funny already but with u playing it become 10 times better. I laugh so much on those videos

If you do play this game I recommend putting on both hover boots (tickets item) with fast glasses (also tickets item but can be obtained in shopping bags) and the 2 horses (obtained through the quest, Headless horseman) for transportation faster than light.

Day 89 of asking CaptainSauce to change his name to Sauce Daddy.

First

Love you captainsauce I've been watching you for five years

How to retire according to a bottle of salsa with human teeth within it.

Keep up the awesome work sauce the puns always keep me laughing and thank you for being an awesome human being.

Hello I love your videos. You can really put a smile on my face even with my depression, thank you so much

Please continue this is awesome

Hey captainsauce I hope you read this it would really mean a lot to me.anyway your channel made me really happy I've been watching it for years and it's been helping me through depression I love your battle cat ones well I just wanted to say thank you,i think you ate what helped me with you know the depression I hope you have been doing well.bye Aw man

“I’m not dirty, at least not physically” same

Yeah finally, i've been waiting this for soooooo long and once it got back the video got removed, but fortunately it got back

I loved this series it’s awesome

My favorite yter has once again not failed to make me laugh

I absolutely love this guy.

Thank you for continuing to make videos on this game. Your videos make me laugh even when i am sad and angry. Not many people can do that. you are by far my Favorite KZfaqr.

1:31 about that Russian meat machine, "Питание" is actually "Food"!

Hi I really appreciate you making these videos because they make me laugh quite a bit and just remind me how good of a youtuber you are keep it up

Everyone: Canadians are super peaceful CaptainSauce: I Beg to differ

Keep up with the good work Captainsauce

This video remided me of, "i expect you to die", and im pretty sure "i expect you to die 2" is out, so maybe it is time for the worlds greatest spy to return.

14:57 I've seen this one before this man over here has been doing animacronic AND I WANT SOME TOO

"how many do they have left?" none! The banner in the room said "congratulations, one of you died"

Woohoo Full metal reference!

Hint: Try hitting the tram with the electric wand ;)

Captainsauce thank u so much, because lately I've been kinda depressed, but u make my life so much better, so thank you

Captainsauce = chaotic evil (In a good way)

Ive been watching you since i was a child and god damn you haven't changed one bit. You made my childhood

I love everything you do in your videos and you always make me laugh no matter how I feel so I just want to say do your best and I really care about you :D

I haven’t watched you in 2 years I missed these and your vids make me smile

I just realized Barry the chopper is a Fullmetal Alchemist reference

I'm a huge fan and love your videos I've watched every single one of you vids on my other account and I've loved every second of them.

This is my favorite series

Hey cap. I’ve watched so much KZfaq in the past year or 2 I haven’t actually watched a real tv show. I love your videos so much you can make any game funny. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if a 20 minute video of you nonstop flipping the coin on google made me laugh for 20 minutes straight. I did the unspeakable and downloaded a mobile game (fishing food) because your videos on the game make me wanna throw up from laughing so much. Anyway I’m going on and on for no reason. I just wanted to say, thank you for everything you do for us.

Keep up the good work! And also This is my favorite series

I love your videos, keep making them!

15:46 DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

so maybe the ending of the game happens when you complete the senior's bucket list

What's really fun is having date night on a trampoline, in the middle of the night with millions of stars out in northwest Idaho, the smell of the cool sweet air after a hot day, that was an amazing night. Wish I could do it again.

Yes please I would like to see more of this video game when you can

Love your vids cap I hope you have a great day/night/week

Me:sees a new cap vid My phone:owwww stop smashing me with your finger

hey cap, you've been my favorite youtuber for 2 years now and i don know if something is happening in your family becase sometimes you skip uploading every day. and we all want to know that everything is ok. but other than that, we all really enjoy your content, but to be honest it just hasn't been the same lately and i think we can all agree with this but we all miss when you did series. and i dont mean just die already or fishing for food, i mean like subnoutica belowzero or msm. I know that all of us enjoy those and would really like you to play them and share your experience with us.i hope you can see this and that everyone agrees with me

Russian Meat Machine would be a great band name.

At 14:41 he says the cans are hard to find but walks right passed on by the big dumpster

1:31 The word "Питание" (pronounced "Pitaniye") translates to "nutrition".

I love your content and i always rewatch it keep up the good work👍

Loved that OJ to Homer reference bro

Omg these videos make me laugh 😂😂

I had a bad day and less than 30 sec of watching your vid mad me a laugh like i have never had your the best youtuber. I love your vids i hope i get to meet you one day