Using ONLY SLAYERS to save Athel Loren from the Elves.

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Zerkovich

Zerkovich

Ай бұрын

We're going to take Dwarf man Malakai and his merry band of Slayers to Athel Loren to save it from Elves before it's too late. Total War: Warhammer 3 Thrones of Decay action!
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@MrSssscatman
@MrSssscatman Ай бұрын
"If Athel Loren wasn't meant to be cut down, then why did they made it so weak against Dwarven Axes?"
@Firefocus-fz2we
@Firefocus-fz2we Ай бұрын
"Why is Athel Loren made out of Dwarven Axes material?" 😃
@bruhed1117
@bruhed1117 Ай бұрын
“If athel loren wasn’t meant to be burned to the ground, why are both the houses and the people so flammable?”
@90skidcultist
@90skidcultist Ай бұрын
Filthy Dwarves🤢 🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏼‍♀️💅🏼
@chris7372
@chris7372 Ай бұрын
"Why is a dwarf signature weapon an axe? Shouldn't it be pickaxes since they live in mountains?" "Elves live in trees"
@Fernthe_plant
@Fernthe_plant Ай бұрын
Axes are just pickaxes that we're flattened out...and sharpened
@transorm987
@transorm987 Ай бұрын
​@Fernthe_plant This implies pickaxes aren't extremely sharp already
@michaelleone6711
@michaelleone6711 Ай бұрын
​@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks
@TsunamiWombat
@TsunamiWombat Ай бұрын
Axes and adze were originally used for hewing rock as well as wood, tools later evolved to become more specialized and efficient.
@michaelleone6711
@michaelleone6711 Ай бұрын
@@TsunamiWombat I know, I was just making a joke about the structure of the word pickaxe
@skupipup
@skupipup Ай бұрын
Phil succeeded where Gotrek never did. What a chad.
@nikeaddict55
@nikeaddict55 Ай бұрын
A mighty Doom indeed, fighting the Everchosen
@MyGreengecko
@MyGreengecko Ай бұрын
Phil succeeded twice. He managed to die and to fight Archeon.
@MahmudHasan-me9qe
@MahmudHasan-me9qe Ай бұрын
I guess we can call him a DOOM seeker
@motpoetryion6706
@motpoetryion6706 Ай бұрын
F for Phil... his intro got me every time.
@borvo1256
@borvo1256 Ай бұрын
F for Phil😞
@Bergpoweryt
@Bergpoweryt Ай бұрын
Phil shall live in our hearts for eternity
@user-ph4ix4gg9y
@user-ph4ix4gg9y Ай бұрын
F for Phil
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 Ай бұрын
Oi. Phil died what every Slayer dreamed of: dying a glorious death against a mighty foe.
@DeinosCZ
@DeinosCZ Ай бұрын
F Phil did his best and deservers to enter halls of his ancestors !
@MyGreengecko
@MyGreengecko Ай бұрын
Felix should still count. Since he an official legendary Dwarven hero, and is blessed by the Slayer God.
@felixspeer2699
@felixspeer2699 Ай бұрын
Doesn´t get more dwarfen than that. Being a dwarf is not a physical state. It is a state of mind.
@rudelwolf1591
@rudelwolf1591 Ай бұрын
" he is a dwarf! just a beardless one!" "by grumni, what a cruel fate..."
@RyugaruSenbi
@RyugaruSenbi 20 күн бұрын
Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.
@MyGreengecko
@MyGreengecko 20 күн бұрын
@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.
@RyugaruSenbi
@RyugaruSenbi 20 күн бұрын
@@MyGreengecko my point exactly. The end of the bloody world couldn't break their bond. Gotrek and Felix are a package deal.
@michasokoowski6651
@michasokoowski6651 Ай бұрын
"I will make you into a snowman" *Malekith starts trembling in fear*
@paleface171
@paleface171 Ай бұрын
For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).
@maxdax530
@maxdax530 Ай бұрын
Do you want to build a snowman?
@michasokoowski6651
@michasokoowski6651 Ай бұрын
@@maxdax530 Do you want to be a snowman*
@user-jd1vs9tc6z
@user-jd1vs9tc6z 21 күн бұрын
​@@maxdax530(Melkith sees a "snowman" Made out of drukari corpses while Grombrindal is beating down his door)
@cmasonw
@cmasonw Ай бұрын
Certified Phil Granitehand moments: 6:38 9:02 11:25 Honorary mentions: 16:19 17:40 RIP Phil
@Dimli_Gloinssohn
@Dimli_Gloinssohn 29 күн бұрын
o7
@AWSOME8XD
@AWSOME8XD Ай бұрын
Phil fulphilled his slayer oath. What a lad o7
@khylerbane4523
@khylerbane4523 20 күн бұрын
Going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.
@Candlemancer
@Candlemancer Ай бұрын
I feel like a Slayer dying in glorious battle against Archaeon is about the biggest win they could hope for.
@legndar1
@legndar1 Ай бұрын
F for Phil. Never forget his sacrifice. That’s going in the book till the end of time Archaon
@edenstringer6268
@edenstringer6268 Ай бұрын
OH NOOOOO NOT PHIL GRANITEHAND
@marcelocardenas2799
@marcelocardenas2799 Ай бұрын
He got a mighty doom
@edenstringer6268
@edenstringer6268 Ай бұрын
@@marcelocardenas2799 he did :(, he will go down as the most valiant dwarf to have graced the planet
@secondaryfront
@secondaryfront Ай бұрын
THAT'S. A. **GRUDGE**
@darkwolf5358
@darkwolf5358 Ай бұрын
Funny. I had a dnd character called Thaul Granitehand. Might rename a Slayer lord after him.😅
@oooeee5556
@oooeee5556 Ай бұрын
"There's no Gotrek without Felix" I mean, I think this is pretty true. I doubt he'd make it past the 2nd or 3rd novel without Felix, I guess.
@mathisbardou4717
@mathisbardou4717 Ай бұрын
He is still alive and kicking in AoS and sadly Félix isn't
@somedood07
@somedood07 Ай бұрын
Someone needs to record the doom's of like a thousand slayers
@oooeee5556
@oooeee5556 Ай бұрын
@@mathisbardou4717 in our hearts aos is not canon.
@3f4gs4s
@3f4gs4s Ай бұрын
Spoiler but Felix is dead unfortunately in the last set of books
@soosoo4u
@soosoo4u Ай бұрын
​@@3f4gs4sit's finally been confirmed ?
@Anotherandomname123
@Anotherandomname123 Ай бұрын
4:58 THAT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK
@Ichorizor
@Ichorizor Ай бұрын
Phil Granitehand, a legend that one. May he ever feast at Grimnir's side. Archaon has earned an entire new chapter in the Book for his transgressions!
@TheDanc1nghawk
@TheDanc1nghawk Ай бұрын
Felix is an oath-keeper and dwarf-friend, good enough to be included in an dwarf army.
@datkhornedog899
@datkhornedog899 Ай бұрын
He's a worthy drengbarazi.
@ActuallyNotIlmatar
@ActuallyNotIlmatar Ай бұрын
This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!
@Yorkington
@Yorkington Ай бұрын
Macerate elf babies, cruch elf babies, roundhouse kick elf babies
@simoncodrington
@simoncodrington Ай бұрын
An elven massacre you say? Don't mind if i do!
@mikehawk486
@mikehawk486 Ай бұрын
Not just the men, but the women and children too
@Spartan878455
@Spartan878455 Ай бұрын
Do not cry for Phil be glad for he had met a worthy doom.
@eldunae922
@eldunae922 Ай бұрын
Phil fullfilled his skayer Oath. Rest well brave dawi, you earned forgiveness
@saint_miroku6045
@saint_miroku6045 Ай бұрын
F for Phil Granitehand, his oath is now fulfilled.
@kungfustuey1
@kungfustuey1 Ай бұрын
6:51 "the fun never starts" 😂
@_Morph1ne_
@_Morph1ne_ Ай бұрын
Phil lived a slayer and died a hero. Rest easy now, Granitehand, we will remember you.
@dimreaper8883
@dimreaper8883 Ай бұрын
Phil died a glorious death, may he rest in the halls of Grimnir.
@cromeroamer8753
@cromeroamer8753 Ай бұрын
We need a part two, where Malakai and the boys take the fight to the chaos wastes. JUSTICE FOR PHIL!
@kylepassey7813
@kylepassey7813 Ай бұрын
0:17 Grognee Firebeard took the Slayer oath after getting his nads trapped in a dwarfen contraption, and never sounding the same since.
@Wake325th
@Wake325th Ай бұрын
F for Phil... Behind every Long Victory lies that one favorite General that we couldn't save. 🎖️
@Falsimer
@Falsimer Ай бұрын
"Ph" in the chat for Phil
@ericmerrill9808
@ericmerrill9808 Ай бұрын
F for Phil. The real MVP of the run.
@bacchus8081
@bacchus8081 Ай бұрын
4:56 I'm just gonna bookmark this so i can always refer back too the most perfect " hue hue" posted too KZfaq too date
@theirishrover7297
@theirishrover7297 Ай бұрын
Phil needs to be the next free dlc legendary lord, if not, it's going in the book!
@sarmatdzhigkaev4182
@sarmatdzhigkaev4182 Ай бұрын
Avenge the fallen, AVENGE PHIL!!!!
@Eliwood29
@Eliwood29 Ай бұрын
F for Phil his time with us was cut far too short.
@loveluclins
@loveluclins Ай бұрын
0:50 feels like a reference to tariff's grombrindal song about making Malekith into a snowman xD
@craftyslug9393
@craftyslug9393 Ай бұрын
Love the Guy Ritchie intro for Phil every time he shows up 😂 F Phil, forever in our hearts
@schippes24
@schippes24 Ай бұрын
The cuts, clips and jokes in this video were especially awesome 😂😂 love the ocean's11 callback
@ipwndcancer
@ipwndcancer Ай бұрын
F for Phil Granitehand. That's a grudgin'.
@Weberkooks
@Weberkooks Ай бұрын
Phil Granitehand is truly the legendary character of warhammer total war
@inductivegrunt94
@inductivegrunt94 Ай бұрын
The Dwarf's signature weapon is the axe, for good reason. Can't cut down trees with hammers now, can we?
@barryward2128
@barryward2128 27 күн бұрын
Oh ye of little faith
@seerozymandias7616
@seerozymandias7616 Ай бұрын
Phil Granitehand's little VT cracked me up.
@ZeriocTheTank
@ZeriocTheTank Ай бұрын
Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.
@Preon225
@Preon225 Ай бұрын
Was NOT expecting the Snatch theme to start playing. Sent me.
@50RatsinaCoat
@50RatsinaCoat Ай бұрын
Aye, now this is a proper video. Dawi killing Wutelgi? Life is good
@ThaneWolfkin
@ThaneWolfkin Ай бұрын
I love all the Snatch references in your videos. I've always felt Guy Ritchie was an under appreciated director. Great work as always, Zerk!
@Voice_of_p
@Voice_of_p Ай бұрын
I heard "ROCK AND STONE!" the entire video.
@Felenx
@Felenx Ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE!
@Voice_of_p
@Voice_of_p Ай бұрын
@@Felenx ROCK AND STONE
@louiscarlhalle
@louiscarlhalle 27 күн бұрын
ROCK. AND. STONE.
@Voice_of_p
@Voice_of_p 25 күн бұрын
@@louiscarlhalle Come on guys. Rock and Stone!
@MisterDragon
@MisterDragon Ай бұрын
I really want Zerk to do one of these vids as an elf faction, just to be amused by the identity crisis that would ensue.
@Broadside388
@Broadside388 Ай бұрын
Phil Granitehand made me laugh a little too much. I may have even let out a bit of wee! 😂
@ianyoder2537
@ianyoder2537 Ай бұрын
Well we all know the best way to deal with a tree is an axe.
@BeefIntoCake
@BeefIntoCake Ай бұрын
Man, your jokes and humor are always on point for me. I leave all your videos having cracked at least a smile or a giggle. Thanks my brother.
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 17 күн бұрын
"There is no Gotrek without Felix." ...
@landeler8888
@landeler8888 Ай бұрын
5:51 "Thank yo Garagrim, very cool"
@johnnybutler9484
@johnnybutler9484 Ай бұрын
Been waiting for you to do an all slayer army, no better time than now.
@efraim3364
@efraim3364 Ай бұрын
this campaign sounds like an absolute riot
@Mossy.Vagabond
@Mossy.Vagabond Ай бұрын
Scheiße, they got Phil! That goes in the book. Love your commentary Zerk, always get a good chuckle out of these. :D
@Anvilarm07
@Anvilarm07 Ай бұрын
The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.
@braydenmitchell550
@braydenmitchell550 Күн бұрын
Everytime the Phil Granitehand introduction get played I lose my shit, it’s too good. Loving the content mate ❤️
@rathenn6959
@rathenn6959 Ай бұрын
F for Phil, the absolute madlad - died a hero. Fun watch as alway Zerk.
@mirage1857
@mirage1857 Ай бұрын
I always love your "can i beat the game with X only." My favorite being the zomboy one.
@pogo8050
@pogo8050 Ай бұрын
“My heart is rotten with hatred of dwarfs!” -Durthu
@radishman7498
@radishman7498 Ай бұрын
Getting a beard ad is quite fitting
@StarshadowMelody
@StarshadowMelody Ай бұрын
phil granitehand was a fun aspect to this video
@AThousandSons1
@AThousandSons1 Ай бұрын
The fun never starts line made my sides hurt from laughing
@tiktikboom2371
@tiktikboom2371 Ай бұрын
lol that the fun never starts line got me good 🤣
@simonnachreiner8380
@simonnachreiner8380 Ай бұрын
For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns. By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.
@chrischase2508
@chrischase2508 Ай бұрын
at least phil went out doing what he loved, killing
@derelmo8576
@derelmo8576 Ай бұрын
This Video is just awesome. Laughed so often and so hard.
@delfidus
@delfidus Ай бұрын
The video was a treat as always. I didn't expect the chuckles though and for some reason that really got me. 😂
@Smitywerban
@Smitywerban Ай бұрын
I loved the "scheiße" 5:20, it warmed my cold german heart
@adamsdbailey
@adamsdbailey Ай бұрын
F for Phil. Rest in peace trooper.
@silkyjohnson4208
@silkyjohnson4208 Ай бұрын
Max schreiber ans snorri nosebiter heros are what we need now
@lordcaedus8713
@lordcaedus8713 Ай бұрын
The death of Phil will remain in THE BOOK until every chaos warrior in the wastes lies dead! Remember Phil, nvr 4get
@alagass6466
@alagass6466 Ай бұрын
Rest well Phil .... You've brought honor to us all! /Cry
@lewishorsman2219
@lewishorsman2219 Ай бұрын
If there’s one thing we need it’s a Guy Richie themed playthrough 😂
@gabegrauman8459
@gabegrauman8459 Ай бұрын
Love the work you put in man. ❤
@pyrosomebody
@pyrosomebody Ай бұрын
Phil was the true hero in this story and he will be forever missed
@Bassario
@Bassario Ай бұрын
I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.
@Bassario
@Bassario Ай бұрын
Oh no Phill...................
@Shamman_komanch
@Shamman_komanch Ай бұрын
Now we just need Snorri and Max and we got the whole gang
@ShambalaWorld
@ShambalaWorld Ай бұрын
Thank you, Zerkovich, for all your work :)
@Kodiac
@Kodiac Ай бұрын
We needed more Phil, rest in peace Phil.
@Reformedhillbilly369
@Reformedhillbilly369 Ай бұрын
This was my favorite quick-play so far.
@j.vermilye3816
@j.vermilye3816 Ай бұрын
F for Phil Granitehand, best dead dwarf
@BestBoyRollo
@BestBoyRollo Ай бұрын
holy hell that "Scheisse" is the best scheisse i ever heard and im bloody german
@Bladedwind
@Bladedwind Ай бұрын
I get doing Malakai because he's new....but Ungrim would have been a great fit for this concept.
@trixus4768
@trixus4768 Ай бұрын
Bunch of Slayers on adventure sounds like me and the boys on our way to heavy metal concert😂😂😂
@berek03
@berek03 Ай бұрын
this is your best video. so funny. nice work brother.
@beoweasel
@beoweasel Ай бұрын
Wait, Malakai is a playable lord now? Oh man, I want to play Total War: Warhammer just for that. THE SPIRIT OF GRUNGNI IS IN THE GAME TOO?!
@DanielArnold-oz2ws
@DanielArnold-oz2ws Ай бұрын
Raise a glass for Phil!! Or 2, the true hero of this story!!
@DanielArnold-oz2ws
@DanielArnold-oz2ws Ай бұрын
Great video mate, really enjoyed it. Thanks
@markb6978
@markb6978 Ай бұрын
F for Phil, a more successful Slayer than Gotrek.
@drizztthedrow2525
@drizztthedrow2525 Ай бұрын
Loved this!
@matejbosela9093
@matejbosela9093 Ай бұрын
4:55 an unexpected giggle also for me, but a welcomed one!
@two-a-day130
@two-a-day130 Ай бұрын
Excellent video! I can't wait for the DLC to be released. Dwarves: "Even in death, a Slayer's spirit seeks vindication and glory." 🥰🪓 Empire: "Courage and steel, the hallmarks of every true son and daughter of the Empire." 🤗⚔ Nurgle: "The cycle of decay and renewal is Nurgle's eternal dance. Join the festivity of life and death."😑🤢
@thairnethairnson8047
@thairnethairnson8047 Ай бұрын
This video fills me with joy!
@antcow1239
@antcow1239 22 күн бұрын
Azazel came at us from behind! Well yeah! Of course he would!
@davidkunakovsky3155
@davidkunakovsky3155 Ай бұрын
Honestly High Elves eradication is so relatable after I brought Malus for Sword of Khaine at turn 5 and proceeded to conqueror all of Althuan.
@ichmh1871
@ichmh1871 Ай бұрын
very entertaining , thx for your content
@Zebo12345678
@Zebo12345678 Ай бұрын
Felix is an honorary slayer.
@krzysztofkoacz8078
@krzysztofkoacz8078 Ай бұрын
In my humble opinion, your best videos are the ones with online battles (and I'm waiting for some new ones), but damn, some of these quirky campaign videos are just SO GOOD!
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 Ай бұрын
He made a video years ago stating he will not be making more online content as he never wanted his channel to be focused on that aspect of the game because 95% of players do not engage with online Total War! His words! Which is why we get these videos. Honestly, I thought they were pretty cool but eventually his popularity killed his online experience and he was only playing the same people he trusted over and over again.
@jackjazzhands2357
@jackjazzhands2357 Ай бұрын
Now im gonna play Chaosbane as a Slayer
@DanHammarstrom
@DanHammarstrom 26 күн бұрын
This video made my day and struck many grudges from the books.
@Mrdizems
@Mrdizems Ай бұрын
"stiffen up on the choke points, and beat them off." I died laughing for like 30 min this is why i watch this channel
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 Ай бұрын
3:51 - J.R.R Tolkien was a huge Warhammer fantasy fan!
@l0rf
@l0rf Ай бұрын
There's plenty of his TikToks that prove it!
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 Ай бұрын
@@l0rf I don’t willing download Chinese Malware to my phone!
@l0rf
@l0rf Ай бұрын
@@Astroman10 I don't have the app either, I was making an anachronism joke building on your joke about Tolkien and Warhammer.
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 Ай бұрын
@@l0rf lol whoops! Not going to lie, I thought this was a reply to a different comment of mine! My bad!
@l0rf
@l0rf Ай бұрын
@@Astroman10 It's cool, I would have an equal reaction to someone suggesting I look at that cesspool of an app ;)
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