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@VaazkLShorts5 ай бұрын
SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE! IM CURRENTLY IN JAPAN, GOING TO SEE GODZILLA THING SINCE WE REACHED LIKE GOAL FOR THAT VIDEO, IM MAKING A MINI VLOG / MEME VIDEO FOR THE TRIP TO BE SHOWN IN A VIDEO SOON WHEN I GET HOME - HOPE YOU ARE ALL WELL IDK WHY CAPS IS LOCKED BUT NOW IF I REMOVE IT I HAVE TO RETYPE THIS MESSAGE WHICH I HONESTLY CANNOT BE BOTHERED, have a good day
@Ciniriss5 ай бұрын
What's your favorite color I'll try drawing something with that color and post it as fanart on my channel
@raph07295 ай бұрын
Have a nice trip!
@-Beliver-Edits-5 ай бұрын
Have a good trip, and we're waiting for the vlog! :)
@kingdonut66755 ай бұрын
7:31 It means she wants to be married to Jared Leto.
@Donttrustthatburger51445 ай бұрын
I cannot believe you're really doing it! For this and so many reasons, you're a legend.
this is one of the most funny things i have ever read in a long time
@nileprimewastaken5 ай бұрын
my 4 favorite things are: accurate math, the oxford comma, irony, and subversion of expectations and double bluffs
@eglol5 ай бұрын
It is... Only becomes more of the bueastiful the more you gain at et
@itzmehDevi4 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Potatoz11264 ай бұрын
i snorted lmao
@just-another-lunatic5 ай бұрын
if we had yearbooks in my country, my quote would be: "An apple a day, keeps EVERYONE away, if you throw it hard enough."
@OuiOuiGilbertestici5 ай бұрын
You need yearbooks in your country.
@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle5 ай бұрын
Did you recycle that from the “Vital Information” sketch on the Nickelodeon comedy series “All That”? Lori Beth Denburg: An apple a day keeps the dentist away. Watch. *throws apples at doctor, causing him to fall down* Go on, doctor! Get out of here! Shoo!
@just-another-lunatic4 ай бұрын
@@BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle to be honest, I have no idea were this is from. I just heard it oneday and thought it was fitting my style.
@13ricked_4 ай бұрын
that's good
@Blissful_Think1ng4 ай бұрын
Mine would be “When life gives me lemons… I give them back. First it was limes and now lemons. STOP GIVING ME RANDOM PRODUCE ITEMS, LIFE.”
@guts605 ай бұрын
“If bread in French is ‘pain’, then I own an entire bakery”
@sorakira2614 ай бұрын
lol, love it 100%
@strangecolouredbird5 ай бұрын
I wish my school allowed me to add a yearbook quote, but I'm British. I *seriously* wish I could've written "School had one problem, and it's that one fifth of the pictures on this page didn't listen at all." Then I'd get the next one to have a quote saying "What was that?"
@zachstudios5675 ай бұрын
We got cheated of ours. Instead they made us give awnsers to random questions like a survey..
@objectshowzz5 ай бұрын
i can hear the spark in his voice again
@Cherrycreamsoda15 ай бұрын
The life giving bleat at the end 😂
@suspicious_fishes5 ай бұрын
i love your profile picture. II 2 is one of my favorite object shows.
@Cherrycreamsoda15 ай бұрын
@@suspicious_fishes I love YOUR profile picture bro 🤭
@suspicious_fishes5 ай бұрын
@@Cherrycreamsoda1 thank you!
@seanconneely5585 ай бұрын
yay an II fan
@Babagrillen5 ай бұрын
10:29 "I wish I has an extra finger. Then I could grab more cheese balls" - Honey Boo Boo
@MZisshort5 ай бұрын
😂
@yourtypicalcupoftea2 ай бұрын
“I wish I has an extra finger” The grammar enhances it
@Art.and.Hamsters5 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote is gonna be “I couldn’t have done it without ChatGPT”
@miskr32725 ай бұрын
What about "ChatGPT could have have passed this... and it did."?
@Kagtalso5 ай бұрын
Me neither buddy
@TSA5955 ай бұрын
Start it like "As an AI language model...."
@minecraftexpertstudios73685 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, I can't say this, since I graduated before ChatGPT really took off
@morningrosie36844 ай бұрын
Okay, I can understand Google, and Google is awesome for school, but ChatGPT is a new level of low.
@jokerofspades-xt3bs5 ай бұрын
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” ― Cave Johnson
@dorathedestroyer7704 ай бұрын
The quote to the right of the quote at 3:56 is "I'm gonna stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding".
@Emily-vp9xe5 ай бұрын
My senior quote is "Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There." I was in the middle of my Persona 5 phase during my junior and senior years of high school.
@dolphinlover255 ай бұрын
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
@Pigster7002 ай бұрын
😬
@maryeverettrobinson19875 ай бұрын
12:53 damnit thats my senior quote i thought it was unique, I knew I should've done "on a scale of one to vanilla, when a cow jumps over a blue moon, what is your favorite scent of the alphabet?"
@jesbinjohn40065 ай бұрын
I know the answer: Gordon Ramsay
@rosynosyposy2 ай бұрын
Outback Steakhouse, probably.
@starbeary4 ай бұрын
6:39 finding hetalia in the wild in 2024 is what keeps me going
@MiraWrenFenn5 ай бұрын
10:07 self-attraction is called autosexuality, it can be the only sexuality someone has or among others
@clodsireisagodsire2 ай бұрын
7:05 has bro never heard of fraternal twins
@shakazar18152 ай бұрын
"high school? more like bye school" -Sun Tzu the Art of War
@Death_lite4 ай бұрын
"The roof was never my grade, that's why it was never raised"
@Nirmiti.5 ай бұрын
"Love is better than sleeping." VaazkL is right, but when you sleep, you forget how lonely and pathetic you are. That's why so many people love sleeping.
@DarkabyssTheFounder5 ай бұрын
“Do I seriously look like Dracula or Harry Potter in this jacket?” -Me
@ApteryxTheRainWing4 ай бұрын
Wings of Fire PFP detected. Hello, you are based.
@DarkabyssTheFounder4 ай бұрын
@@ApteryxTheRainWing Says the person with “RainWing” in their username
@ApteryxTheRainWing4 ай бұрын
@@DarkabyssTheFounder based is a good thing
@smallbag1235 ай бұрын
14:50 W VaazkL. Such a Giga Chad. Huge respect.
@VogelkopSBP3 ай бұрын
5:05 these are both wrong. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
@VogelkopSBP3 ай бұрын
this will for sure be my senior quote if my school has those
@Starr_drip5 ай бұрын
17:21 as a Canadian I can say that there are bags of milk inside the bagged milk
@kitsune28585 ай бұрын
12:24, thats mah gurl :) even the time stamp roks!
@OctoSquid8655 ай бұрын
I love ur vids they always cheer me up
@Fand0mWeird05 ай бұрын
mine is so gonna be "I was never quiet, you all were just loud."
@lemonisaweirdgeek5 ай бұрын
I believe this is one of the most silly Vaazkl videos, and i love it
@somepersonlmao5 ай бұрын
11:34 MY BOY BO BURNHAM FINALLY GETTING RECOGNITION
@DeadBushRonnie5 ай бұрын
Which part?
@TheRedElephant8055 ай бұрын
0:27 got me 💀
@GeoJets4 ай бұрын
6:17 Canadians who like pineapple on pizza: We don't survive the winter, the winter survives us
@hermosillotramita4803 ай бұрын
I mean, it ain't that bad
@Muffinmasterr2 ай бұрын
Depends where you live, I live by the coast and it’s pretty easy here
@Kagtalso5 ай бұрын
5:35 dragon. I don't care if dragon isn't an option I want to be a dragon.
@DrewBoezeman5 ай бұрын
lets appreciante all that vaazkl does for us
@jackfann81575 ай бұрын
13:27 Man on the Internet? Didn't expect that.
@tenuunariunjargal76465 ай бұрын
I don't know why, but the spark of his voice returning somehow calms me
@rocandplay92984 ай бұрын
my quote will be "you are 32 games of blackjack away from being a millionaire" this year
@sorakira2614 ай бұрын
15:35 is definitely the type of quote i'd see if my school had one
@brightwarrior29105 ай бұрын
12:29 sounds like a spell that will summon a demon when you say it outloud.
@luna189153 ай бұрын
if i ever get to make a quote in the future it will be "is this graded?"
@Bois_Mid-vr5 ай бұрын
As a hilarious, these are definitely year book quotes.
@shinyev32815 ай бұрын
Love your videos bro
@solalabell96745 ай бұрын
Bro really pulled out the master oogway quote at 1:58
@Vital_Blinks5 ай бұрын
7:10 Not all twins are identical it often means they were born the same day
@bandgeekforlife4064 ай бұрын
My school was so big we didn't have room for senior quotes in the yearbook, except for the kids who had the top 20 GPAs. They had to fill out a questionnaire, and then the yearbook committee chose which answer to use, so the kids themselves didn't really get to chose their own quotes. I had some issues with my yearbook committee (not least of which was their severe lack of editing: spelling errors EVERYWHERE).
@H_In_Your_Areaa_Ayoo4 ай бұрын
7:34 Jared leto, google him, very rich guy I think
@SolarrStars263_Alt5 ай бұрын
needed this.
@user-sp3mr3zr6v4 ай бұрын
these videos make me wish we had yearbook quotes in France
@sittingstill35785 ай бұрын
15:07 - I think the second twins quote makes the joke much better because as a Christian you are born again and adopted into the family of God. So the first twin is stating that he is not born again otherwise he would call his biological brother, his brother twice over.
@quacksandquests5 ай бұрын
I once heard someone say being attracted to yourself is called autosexual 😭😭😭😭
@MrRipPopcat5 ай бұрын
w love the memes dude
@lemagicbaguette19175 ай бұрын
5:19 I kmew three Nguyens (none pictured here), and two of them shared a class. None of them were related.
@xtwilliamplayzyt48095 ай бұрын
apparently everyone in class just put, "the next guy is lying" for their quote, so theres only one person everyone hates now, that told the truth.
@charadreemerr41955 ай бұрын
I don't think my high-school did yearbook quotes, but I have a feeling mine would be something akin to "When all else fails, choose chaos." - SMii7Y
@itsriley44995 ай бұрын
Vaazkl i fall asleep to these
@spartanwarrior97555 ай бұрын
In my junior year somebody quoted Adolf Hitler for their senior quote. So when my senior year rolled around we weren't allowed to do senior quotes anymore.
@PLANET_ODREDS5 ай бұрын
6:57 they must be really related to me, I basically have that last name but we had to change it like 3 generations ago bc mail issues or something. Cool I see my ‘cousins’ here
@silverfiction56625 ай бұрын
Are you scared of the dark or what your mind thinks is in the dark, also great video you're the only meme channel I injoy
@Lunarstarzy5 ай бұрын
Very true Kevin very true
@ninjojninjoj6355 ай бұрын
I would 100% quote Jayfather from Warrior Cats. He got roasts and sarcastic comments for any situation.
@jaxsonreynolds52615 ай бұрын
ah yes, a fellow warrior cats enjoyer.
@InfraRed12253 ай бұрын
1:56 bro quoted Kung Fu Panda
@ARegularPersom5 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote " Roses are red, the opposite of black is white, you should be filled with determination all your life, and i wish to you all...a good night.
@El-Aziz_El-Jasimi5 ай бұрын
Good one. May I add it to my collection?
@Kpracn0va5 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote was verse 118:5-6 from psalms, but exaggerated. “The LORD is on my side, I fear NOTHING! WHAT CAN YE MERE MORTALS DO UNTO MEEEEEEEE!?” 10:12 narcissistic.
@superstarchris39255 ай бұрын
0:45 i figured it out. The first quote is true and the second one is a lie. The lie isn't that it's telling the truth, the lie is that it's referring to the first quote. It's referring to the next quote
@Splatoon_monarch4 ай бұрын
🤯 (not because I'm amazed you solved it because my brain literally exploded trying to comprehend what you said)
@dawafflebox77764 ай бұрын
my brain hurts
@otaking35825 ай бұрын
Maybe it's because my graduating class had too many people (the largest in all of Texas at the time), but my yearbook didn't ask me to give any quotes.
@somerandomanonymousnpc5 ай бұрын
wish i would could explain the simple concept of bagged milk (which you dont squeeze btw) but its too much work
@TiredVillian5 ай бұрын
"Love is better than sleep" I disagree respectfully, but strongly.
@__mints__5 ай бұрын
Mine is gonna be: Some say it is better to live a day as a tiger than alifetime as a worm. But whoever heard of a wormskin rug? - Arnold Judas Rimmer
@longliveguy35705 ай бұрын
17:29 VaazkL 2024: They had bagged milk, you could squeeze it and it felt quite nice
@SplatlandianYouth3863 ай бұрын
mine shall be "This was harder than beating Inner Agent 3, and I have a golden toothpick to prove that."
@Darkxwolf17_MD-5 ай бұрын
2:46 THIS IS MY LIFE 😂
@damnman54315 ай бұрын
at 7:00 the twins look the exact same just the one on the right looks more active he's thinner and tan, but they could be fraternal. They're Irish
@squidmaster65055 ай бұрын
vaazkl should use lowercase for the title once just to confuse people
@theownerofthisaccount25213 ай бұрын
My school didn’t do senior quotes which sucks because I found one from a mod I would’ve 100% used “Can we not question my career choices when I’m having a literal anxiety attack right now?”
@Blissful_Think1ng4 ай бұрын
Mine would be either “When life gave me lemons, I gave them back. STOP GIVING ME PRODUCE ITEMS LIFE.”, “When life gives me lemons, I make lemon cake because it’s good.” Or “Never let life give me lemons. I’m probably going to squirt the juice in other people’s eyes because I think I’m soulless.” Or quite possibly, “I’m a KZfaqr now, but I was almost lemon themed.” Don’t ask why there’s so many mentions of lemons
@thevoyagingcreator3 ай бұрын
If we had yearbooks, my quote would be "I entered this school an idiot, and I exited even dumber"
@Shadow_Microwaive5 ай бұрын
My year book quote “I napped my way to victory”
@uikmnhj4me4 ай бұрын
7:08 bro hasn’t heard of fraternal twins
@Feitan11274 ай бұрын
that maria girl on pinterest who did “i love the weeknd more than my boyfriend” is so relatable. LONG LIVE XOOOO
@theterrorofdimensions13265 ай бұрын
If I could go back in time to make a yearbook quote, it'd be this: "Step One: graduate from highschool. Step Two: forget everything you ever learned. Step Three: make it up as you go. Step Four: profit."
@yourlocaljuniorduckАй бұрын
hey. That's the first I've ever seen 8 of my kind in 1 place. -Vietnam 5:17
@TheRandomnesschannel2618 күн бұрын
The Quote I will use: Maturing is realizing that rappers are just poets reciting poetry, but at a fast tempo.
@OrcaDolphin1012 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote is probably either gonna be wholesome or a quote from the Walten Files
@Donttrustthatburger51445 ай бұрын
Last meme story time: When I was 12 I was getting those chain things all the time. One day when I opened it instead of the promise of good luck was a fake "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS MONSTERS WILL COME" threat, and somehow at 12 I hadn't come across Smile Dog. Scrolling down and coming face to face with what was apparently going to eat me unless I doomed others I ran screaming from the room and to my grandma, who was very confused about the whole thing but sure a monster was not going to eat me. I never opened anything random again.
@ASentientSword5 ай бұрын
"You may not rest now, the lorax has a gun." -me
@joseandresfernandez3092 ай бұрын
if we had yearbooks in spain my quote would be: tip for future generations; when your ever-since-kindergarden enemy tells you she/he was in love with you and that you never let him express it, just tell them: "I already had a bf/gf who was 30% water, 70% sexy and 100% good guy/girl, and yes that's 200%, twice the man/woman you'll never be Or maybe even something like: tip for the bullied people; losers in high schools are winners in life, and winners in high schools are losers in life, the role shall reverse, just wait for the moment to say "i told you so", and if they don't reverse, they'll do in Jesus' kingdom, because blessed are the sufferers, for they will be delighted in the kingdom of the Lord
@PAI_Commonwealth5 ай бұрын
10:08 narcissism. The word is narcissism
@xXgacha_starXx3 ай бұрын
16:52 WHAT? YOU GOTTA GOO
@AndiS204Audios3 ай бұрын
6:18 just saving quotes i like
@AndiS204Audios3 ай бұрын
8:15
@AndiS204Audios3 ай бұрын
9:08
@AndiS204Audios3 ай бұрын
9:44
@Alisonsgachaverse4 ай бұрын
The bad thing about doing school online is i won't have a yearbook quote 😢
@defordelgaming4 ай бұрын
1:29 ..And i have some glue! if i made an yearbook quote, it would probably be: "Oh my god, i was so ugly before..."
@totallystable5 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote is gonna be FRIENDS related i just know it
@nogenderjustfreg77385 ай бұрын
Can't wait for my senior year, gonna traumatise my catholic classmates in the yearbook (I just turned 14 today, only a few years left)
@Chuuya_NOT_chibi4 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote is going to be: i wouldn't be here without my mom, my dad would be here if it wasnt for me
@viperlord4875 ай бұрын
I need to do smth like dis
@EggManJoe4205 ай бұрын
My yearbook quote (when I get one) "School is awful. 0/10, would not recommend." Or, "I started school and finished school, and STILL have no idea how to buy a house." Or, "The things I said are sending me down in the afterlife. And it sure as hell is way better than this place." Or, "How did I get here?" -Someone lost, probably Or, "Life is a slice of cake. Except the cake is made of glass and is stabbing you every time you chew." Or, "No wonder Bill Gates quit. It's awful here." Or, "Did someone fart?" -The kids at the back Or, "I left school and I'm still single. My plans are falling into place."
@ftalix10454 ай бұрын
Amazing😂
@IHateColorTheory4 ай бұрын
actually the 5th on is good.
@IHateColorTheory4 ай бұрын
one*
@EggManJoe4204 ай бұрын
@@ftalix1045 The funny thing is that they're all real and not just jokes. I hate school :D
@ftalix10454 ай бұрын
@@EggManJoe420 fr
@Error404jsisidu5 ай бұрын
Throughout the schoolgates and the yearbook, I alone am the funny one
@Red_Pineapple5 ай бұрын
Canadian here, my family prefers to use the boxes. Bagged milk is so strange even to a Canadian :p
@meme-bc8tf2 ай бұрын
4:02 *“it gets on my pet peeves”* *sigh* yeah… I’m gonna have to agree with those people-
@Uajd-hb1qs20 күн бұрын
The worst part about donating blood is trying the remember all the blood types of everyone you got it from.
@SCALosc5 ай бұрын
GRANDPA LET ME OUT OF THE BASEMENT GRANDPA V
@somerandomanonymousnpc5 ай бұрын
do u need help bro😅
@UmarMS-youtube5 ай бұрын
Thank u for blessing us with the 1 of few things that mankind needs to survive with - memes. Sorry, sounded weird
@diananer2 ай бұрын
My senior quote would be “Sometimes I feel like I’m the most normal person here, I’m autistic.”