Shower Thoughts Memes

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11 ай бұрын

Shower Thoughts Memes
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@VaazkLShorts 11 ай бұрын

subscribe for more, im actually changing my schedule now since im gonna go on holiday soon so i wont sound like im dying as ill be recording in morning. subscribe for more, and drop some video ideas! videos daily.

@Fireplush_ 11 ай бұрын

Nice

@just-dashin 11 ай бұрын

huh?

@thelegendarymatt 11 ай бұрын

Cool

@JosepSvard 11 ай бұрын

Thanks for the upload

@Monke29227 11 ай бұрын

Yay

@RustyMew 9 ай бұрын

A shower thought I've always had about aliens: "If aliens do exist out there, who's to say they aren't just as terrified at the thought of us existing as we are at the thought of them existing?"

@lunaa143_ 6 ай бұрын

TOO RELATABLE

@PlushiePoogle 6 ай бұрын

There's a gazillion species on our own planet and only ONE that realizes other planets exist, and wondering if there's life on any of them. If there's life on other planets, who's to say they're even intelligent/evolved enough to wonder the same? Aliens are always depicted as humanoids and about equally smart or more advanced, but what if there's just a planet full of Earth's equivalent of goats or giraffes or some shit 😅

@pigninja8485 4 ай бұрын

same with ghosts

@julian3620 Ай бұрын

@@PlushiePoogle the goat planet is my place to be, i love this idea!! I actually never thought of that lol....

@ale_here4608 11 ай бұрын

The " you are on a 2 minute timer and breathing resets it", made me breath manually, can't be the only one 😭

@BamBoozil 11 ай бұрын

well it didnt but reading this comment did D:

@Mrshoujo 11 ай бұрын

*breathe your breath

@girlwiththebluehoodie3354 11 ай бұрын

YOU JUST MADE ME BREATH MANUALLY

@APerson-fj6yx 11 ай бұрын

@BamBoozil Same

@SiriusTheDog21 11 ай бұрын

Yes

@gundamenjoyer217 11 ай бұрын

The last 10 minutes or so of this video had me WAY too close to an existential crisis than I am comfortable with

@catwannabe506 11 ай бұрын

Same. I need to recuperate before continuing on the KZfaq rabbit hole.

@plet3 11 ай бұрын

I mean I would hope so, if you were comfortable with it, it wouldn’t be an existential crisis, it would just be an existential.

@catwannabe506 11 ай бұрын

@@plet3 I like my existential crisis's like I like my coffee. A bunch of little kicks spread at random throughout the day.

@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552 10 ай бұрын

The whole video for me 😭

@shinyvictoy1272 9 ай бұрын

@@catwannabe506 I like my existential crisis's the way I like books. *I like to sit with them all day*

@noahdekezel925 11 ай бұрын

we never stop clapping , we just have really long pauses between every clap

@R0sieHere 11 ай бұрын

no technically when we stop clapping, its because we wont clap again as we would be dead

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

Do you know why in theaters, the bald people always sit first row? So the one-handed people in second row can clap, too.

@karlrose405 11 ай бұрын

@@DoloresLehmann... bruh

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

@@karlrose405 Yeah, I know, it's hilariously bad, that's why I find it hilarious.

@whitetiana3022 11 ай бұрын

*octopus is just a wet spider.* crabs: "am i a joke to you?"

@iRinnda 10 ай бұрын

Because of you, I had to google crabs to learn they have 10 legs they are just wet crabs

@zevcrider3683 10 ай бұрын

Well sea spiders do exist (they look really cool search it up) so really THOSE are the wet spiders

@kayanovatv4010 9 ай бұрын

everyone: yes

@Steven-bh4hc Ай бұрын

wet armored spider

@akyrasullivan-kk9wg 29 күн бұрын

Spider crabs grow up to 5 feet tall not there whole self just a leg!

@user-nu8xi4sl1e 10 ай бұрын

"you might have made a decision that saved your life unknowingly" Ah yes, *Breathing.*

@DannyWinsatLifeYT 7 ай бұрын

Now I'm breathing manually. Damn you 😂😂😂

@thatsMel4ya 3 ай бұрын

@@DannyWinsatLifeYTsame.

@Ame-no-SagumeFan 2 ай бұрын

It does, in fact, restart your timer!

@stupidArtKid_ 11 ай бұрын

I'm not gonna lie when I say your voice is litteraly the only thing that makes me fall asleep. my whole life I have been a rough sleeper, i've tried oils, apps, meditation, diets, but they only thing that works is listening you a looped playlist of your videos.

@gothgirl4evr881 10 ай бұрын

Not quite sure a person would take that as a compliment or an insult😅

@stupidArtKid_ 10 ай бұрын

@@gothgirl4evr881 I mean I think having a calming voice is a good thing, but I don't know how I would feel knowing i'm the thing that people fall asleep to.

@TamuTamuOnigiri 6 ай бұрын

For real tho, cause I'm doing the same exact thing. I always put his videos on to fall asleep. I also mean it as a compliment. He has a comforting, safe sounding voice! He also doesn't add obnoxious sound effects or have the music too loud so the audio levels are always perfect!

@turbo_marc 11 ай бұрын

As someone who thinks while in the shower, I can confirm these memes are true.

@mtb_prodigy4856 11 ай бұрын

As a black watermelon Mexican taco American burger elephant exhaust pipe, I can confirm that shower thoughts are on a whole nother level

@Oscribus 11 ай бұрын

as a what my good sir.

@slam.p 11 ай бұрын

yeah

@turbo_marc 11 ай бұрын

...could you elaborate?

@yourtoaster1515 11 ай бұрын

could you repeat that 🗿

@failure4 11 ай бұрын

Rappers be like

@Chipfoxxo 11 ай бұрын

love how people REALLY don't like the "life is like a video game" shower thoughts lmao

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

But life REALLY is just like a video game. Literally. Get used to it, people.

@KiaSoulEV-rt4sg 11 ай бұрын

@@DoloresLehmann no video games are like life. intentionally. they’re made to simulate human existence, it isn’t meta that they’re similar to life. i hate that so much it makes me so irrationally angry. ITS THE OPPOSITE

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

@@KiaSoulEV-rt4sg That's as if you're saying "because paintings were created to simulate reality, reality can't look like a painting." Similarity always works both ways, or it's not similarity. I didn't say that it's meta that video games are similar to life, that's their intention. What's meta, if you think of it, is that life is also similar to video games, although there was no clear intention here to make it so. The similarity lies in the fact that in "real" life, just as in a video game, you're navigating a scenario that's only the way you perceive it, as long as you perceive it, but apart from your perception it's something entirely different. The objects you interact with on screen aren't really there. Neither are the objects you interact with in "real" life. In objective reality, there are no colours, no shapes, no sounds, no tastes, no smells, no structures that really are like you perceive them to be. Like, at all. With a very high probability, even spacetime and matter don't exist the way we perceive them. Or, as Anil Seth puts it: "We're all hallucinating 24/7. And when our hallucinations coincide, we call that reality."

@lorisewsstuff1607 10 ай бұрын

Well, if Simulation Theory is true, our reality is somebody else's game. I just wish my reality wasn't like Cyberpunk being played by a 6 year old.

@chandrasekhargiri8590 9 ай бұрын

Lock picks are. illegal keys

@ezrakornfeld8436 11 ай бұрын

The plunger one at the start actually killed me. I can’t even 😂

@Barghaest 10 ай бұрын

Same. I can’t breathe from laughing!

@TPRM1 6 ай бұрын

Well I never.

@isaacengelking3259 10 ай бұрын

I am personally not a fan of romance movies/shows, and I had a realization about why, and I feel that it counts as a shower thought. Watching a romance film or show feels like I am being a creepy neighbor that spies on the couple next door, but instead I am using a window to pear through their fourth wall.

@reharm_reality 8 ай бұрын

THIS OMG. It makes me so uncomfy also any kind of drama. I'm like why am I watching these strangers fight with each other, I shouldn't be here. What do I say to make it better oh wait I can't I just have to voyeuristically spy on them ruining each others' lives.

@Stewartist1 11 ай бұрын

As a showerhead who sees/hears too much, I can confirm, these are memes.

@lemagicbaguette1917 11 ай бұрын

This gave me the image of a metalhead rocking out in a shower.

@RussiaForScale 11 ай бұрын

You can see us?..

@alganom 11 ай бұрын

i think of a normal guy with a shower head as a head, crying edit: I HOPE THERES ART ABOUT A SHOWER HEAD MAN OR SOMETHING, THERE HAS TO BE ONE

@YllidTheLoonyDog 11 ай бұрын

You can SEE us!?

@Idkqwhat 11 ай бұрын

As an omnipotent pineapple I can agree👍

@arzamarsh1146 10 ай бұрын

2:17 my theory is that many of us have experienced falling from smaller heights, and our brain takes that feeling and plays it on a loop.

@thatsMel4ya 3 ай бұрын

wait that actually makes sens-

@Its_The_Astro 11 ай бұрын

I once had a shower and then dumped an entire essay about parallel universes and how they are different from alternate dimensions, onto a friend over discord. They just responded with a thumbs up.

@flingyourself 11 ай бұрын

I’m actually pretty interested in that, could you post the essay as a reply or put it in a Google doc and send the link?

@thatsMel4ya 3 ай бұрын

you gave the person an existential crisis, didn't you?

@LegendaMusica-Youtube 11 ай бұрын

When your doing something without you realizing, your brain is keeping secrets from yourself.

@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 11 ай бұрын

1:02 Damn that just gotta be the rarest insult of 2023

@Crowzer_DZ 11 ай бұрын

2 types of people normal people: see a shower thought and generally get annoyed by it psychopaths (me): see a shower thought and wants to hear more because its fun and doesnt make me question reality in the slightest

@Serenity-jt9hl 9 ай бұрын

Acording to that logic, I am also a pychopath

@thedragonfox6699 2 ай бұрын

@@Serenity-jt9hl same

@Xanadu_VII Ай бұрын

@@thedragonfox6699 bruh, I think we all are.

@30fpsgaming72 11 ай бұрын

Discussed this with my phisics teacher already and you can make an antiflashlight but it will only work for a frequency set light in a controlled enviroment. You could theoretically make a room where you have two lights. If eighter one is powered on but the other isnt the room is illuminated but if both are powered on or both are inactive the room would be dark.

@EC2421Mir 10 ай бұрын

Oh now i am confused

@dommydgreat 9 ай бұрын

I think i get it since light are waves then having another opposite wave would just cancel each other out right

@SimonSaysDeath 3 ай бұрын

Damn I love me a flashnight.

@rogerminnick6470 11 ай бұрын

16:37 did you know that if you try to ship a crate completely full of bananas it might actually be misinterpreted as an radioactive bomb by sensors

@mrferguson6216 11 ай бұрын

actually the real reason why you wake up after you die is not because your mind doesn’t know what death is like but when you die in a dream it sends adrenaline through your whole body which makes you wake up and if it is true that you wake up because you don’t know what death is like why EXACTLY as i am about to sleep my mind suddenly like alright time to fall makes me feel like i am falling which makes me COMPLETELY awake then gets really mad at itself

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

I actually dreamed of dying once and didn't wake up. I was riding one of those cart things down an mineshaft, and it was totally out of control, and I was heading towards a massive rock wall, and I knew, when I hit that wall, I'll be dead. Then I hit it, but I felt nothing, everything just exploded into a blinding bright light. Then the light gradually became weaker and smaller again, until I recognized it was a big bright hospital lamp, and I was a newborn.

@Dumb850 11 ай бұрын

I love shower thoughts

@hollyjoestar8782 11 ай бұрын

20:12 but saying "No balls" makes it seem like a challenge but still makes it seem really motivational

@probablyaveteran 11 ай бұрын

14:37 The man really wants to revive dinosaurs just to kill them and eat them again. They've already gone through that, let them rest.

@collision1447 11 ай бұрын

liking music is enjoying a specific type of noise, and liking movies or tv programs and all that is just liking a specific type of light

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

A specific type of light combined with a specific type of noise, otherwise the liking would be significantly less.

@weebandgaminginc.7593 10 ай бұрын

I came up with this ATLA theory while watching memes. It’s no shower thought, but it’s close Water benders freeze objects by bending them on a molecular level. Think about it. Heat scales off how fast particles move. When water benders boil water, they are making the water molecules move even faster. When they freeze something, they make the molecules slow down noticeably

@Sam-uj8fy 10 ай бұрын

This is the worst, best reason I have heard of. I love it.

@thedragonfox6699 2 ай бұрын

Water bending is overrated, I'm a neck bender *snaps neck*

@weebandgaminginc.7593 2 ай бұрын

@@thedragonfox6699 uh… I think I’ll stick to water

@Xanadu_VII Ай бұрын

@@weebandgaminginc.7593 I prefer fire.

@Hellspawn13 11 ай бұрын

On the teeth question, your brain doesn't care what your teeth taste like because it's too busy processing the feeling of your tongue on your teeth. I know this from firsthand experience. If I don't get enough sleep, I get migraines. My specific lot in life is to get COMPLEX migraines, which are the kind that make parts of my body go numb. Usually I lose one arm or the other and some part of my face. I lose no motor functions, just sensory perceptions. I'm also lucky enough to get blindspots, so I'm the fun kind of person who is driving down the interstate at 75mph, completely unable to see out my driver side window, oblivious to my side view mirror, blind to my speedometer, and unable to see my left hand - and my brain has no idea where my left arm is and can't feel anything from the shoulder down, so steering is completely based on muscle memory. One of the fun parts of losing feeling temporarily in parts of my face is that I lost feeling in my teeth a couple times. It's nothing like the dentist. I could feel my tongue, my gums, my lips, my cheeks, but my teeth were oblivious to the world. That's when I found out that yes, your teeth do indeed have a taste. They taste like teeth. It's difficult to explain otherwise without sounding like a crackhead so bear with me for a sec. Remember when you were a kid and you were losing your teeth? Maybe your parents forgot to keep up the tooth fairy charade and your tooth was still under your pillow in the morning. How many of you licked it? Remember the taste? That's what teeth taste like. And they taste the same when they're alive and well inside your head, they're just warmer. To those of you who didn't lick your severed skeletal fragments, I *know* you put one of those smooth pebbles in your mouth at LEAST once. It's similar to that taste, but more like skin. And when you can't feel your teeth and you run your tongue across them, it's an incredibly disturbing feeling - it feels like someone else's teeth are inside your mouth - and it tastes like... teeth. The only explanation I can come up with for this is that the touch signal the teeth send from being hit by the tongue overrides the taste signal the tongue sends from running across the teeth. But yeah, your teeth taste like teeth and your brain doesn't care as long as it can feel your teeth.

@ryanwallace2718 10 ай бұрын

not gonna lie, I don't get shower thoughts in the shower, I get them literally any time of the day. shower time is the time to reflect upon everything you have ever done to everybody and then apologize in my head for about 30 min.

@TPRM1 6 ай бұрын

So you too have ADHD.

@spicy_meatball862 10 ай бұрын

When you eat, your tongue moves around and just pushes food, but dodges your teeth in time to not get bitten (most of the time) No one ever notices.

@TPRM1 6 ай бұрын

Holy moly

@thatsMel4ya 3 ай бұрын

....NO. (ello fellow bi)

@spicy_meatball862 3 ай бұрын

@@thatsMel4ya Hello :)

@jmeow1598 Ай бұрын

Hi, fellow Bisexuals™

@DoloresLehmann 11 ай бұрын

3:53 I, on the other hand, have childhood memories that I'm not sure if they're actually memories of the event or of my imagination when other people retold me the event.

@Ben_Kimber 11 ай бұрын

That one at 3:00. Yes, I do remember that. Every New Years until 2019, I carried the hope that this year would be better than the previous year. And I got my expectations up only to be disappointed by the end of the year. After every year got progressively worse for about five years in a row, I was done. So at the end of 2019, I told myself I was going to keep my expectations so low I couldn’t possibly be disappointed. Then 2020 happened and I realized my expectations couldn't possibly have been low enough.

@ashlymenard5780 10 ай бұрын

You probably weren't surprised, though.

@Ben_Kimber 10 ай бұрын

@@ashlymenard5780 I kind of was. I don't think anyone really expected 2020 to be as terrible as it was. I had a feeling 2020 would be worse than 2019, based on the downward trend I had noticed, but I never could have predicted that it would be that bad. With COVID-19, the Asian Giant Hornets arriving in North America, the Australian wildfires, and several other notable tragedies, after a while, it seemed so absurd that it almost became funny, especially when I thought about what I had said to myself before that year started.

@riffraff7942 11 ай бұрын

1:52 That was very wholesome

@BisonorusMSM 2 ай бұрын

I was looking through timed comments and saw you, what the hell are you doing on an vaazkl video

@christopherlambert6503 11 ай бұрын

I listened to this while I was in the shower, best time in my life

@Fibero-Fibero69_420 11 ай бұрын

7:30 I never knew I could hear VaazkL making a high pitched sound somewhat in the sound of an elephant, but now that I have.. I don't even know anymore

@ShadowDemon_4 11 ай бұрын

When you're thinking your brain is just talking to itself.

@jessiehogue. 9 ай бұрын

What I like about my brain is that it doesn't merely talks to itself. It downright argues and disagrees and tries to compromise with itself.

@ShadowDemon_4 8 ай бұрын

@@jessiehogue.Genuis.

@Quacking-duck 8 ай бұрын

ㅤ

@mr.miyagi9121 11 ай бұрын

20:44 and 7:31 are a VaazkL certified collection of what a centipede and a elephant would sounds like

@ethanreyes1797 11 ай бұрын

A slushie is just ," Ice soup ."

@fish7107 11 ай бұрын

Japanese spider crab are just acceptable water spider to eat

@SomeRandomNerd248 11 ай бұрын

The magic never specified that Pinocchio had to know he was lying

@caelenselke-minogue 11 ай бұрын

You know it's funny when he can't stop from laughing 16:21

@Oscribus 11 ай бұрын

1:14 those poor jenga pieces :( i haven't played jenga in years but now i wanna play again

@Badelo. 11 ай бұрын

0:35 bros onto something

@Iiverpoolfc 11 ай бұрын

man called an octopus a spider 💀💀

@roringusanda2837 11 ай бұрын

🐙💨 (waves tentacles threateningly) I'll show you who's a goddamb spider!!

@tdl487 11 ай бұрын

I thought crabs were the ocean's spiders.

@ashlymenard5780 10 ай бұрын

Correction: a wet spider

@Voidrift4991 11 ай бұрын

8:15 that “not yet” was worryingly threatening…

@colleens1107 11 ай бұрын

I think that one commenter who wrote WHAT DAFUCK ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT IN THAT SHOWER? Most accurately describes Shower thoughts tweets

@Iiverpoolfc 11 ай бұрын

i'm making it out of the shower with this one 💯💯

@zaydenmYT 10 ай бұрын

12:15 Saw someone else add "what if the escape pod was the meteor that killed the dinosaurs" and I'm about to explode

@Bdang87 11 ай бұрын

Imagine being able to think in the shower let alone think

@kestrelflame9258 11 ай бұрын

As a person who has showered, I can confirm that these thoughts have happened.

@crummybunny777 10 ай бұрын

❤Sometimes God sends us people that were meant to stay with us for a season not forever Go to God he will help you find the right person God sends people sometimes for a season to help grow our faith and to learn important lessons but their not meant to stay with you forever cheating is a sin Deadly sins are Lust Greed Pride Envy Gluttony Sloth Wrath Sin is very serious in the eyes of God that punishment for sin is death its Hell aka the lake of fire❤ if youre a world follower this wont make sense to you. But God can help you if you come to him❤ The way i accepted God was saying in my head one day i meant it with all my heart saying God, im just gonna trust you. From that day everything was different You may be depressed or even suicidal let me tell you i was to but dont go to tharapy or medicane that cost money go to jesus its free and its long term everything else will expire and you wont be fullfilled the way God can fullfill you❤ Let Jesus be lord of your life lord of your money lord of your mind These things arent easy Many think since life is so short we should follow our dreams and stuff but really we should be praparing for enternity! Mapalo DLMchristianlifestyle Billy Graham Lion of judah The beat by allen parr Nick jones Are good places to start remember you cannot be a True christian without the help of the holy spirit❤ many say their christian but have no relationship with God if you been christian your whole life but what i said doesnt make you care or if it makes you mad than are you a True christian?❤❤❤ Remember This... God is love and he loves You!❤ And another thing No one can sell their souls all souls belong to God and when people sell their soul to the devil the only reason they get something out of it when they sell it to him for something is the devil deceiveing them to make them think they sold their soul but God gives us free choice so God wont force us to do things ❤ Jesus can help you 100% the devil will tell you Go to therapy that most of the time cost a lot of money or go to drinking or medicane or drugs or smoking or anything other than God it's one of the many things I've learned❤ What many dont seem to realize is theres more to the word believe then just believing he exist if you believe theres a God live like theres one dont rely on yourself or others depend on God The devil doesn't rule hell religion can't save you only Jesus can christian is most hated bc it's true and the devil knows it Even zodiac signs they aren't real don't let the devil deceive you has anybody noticed they all have something to do with sin? No you are not easily angered Bc youre an Aries no you don't like the color black bc you're a Scorpio no youre not lazy bc you're a taurus literally sloth is a sin and black is the color of darkness and God is the light and the demons hate God so they love the dark and when I started following God he opened me and my sisters eyes to realize zodiac signs aren't real many go too astrology and tarot for their future or whats meant for them but never to God or the bible they want what's fun but sadly these are demonic things believe it or not :( me and my sister use to be so caught up in astrology and stuff like that but Not anymore so no you're not that way bc of zodiac signs it's your sins idc how accurate it seems don't be deceived ❤ idk if you are gonna read this but i will tell you and everyone God is real 100% believe it or not and what good is it too gain the whole world and lose your own soul? The bible Aka Gods word never said Good people go to heaven and bad people go too hell Far from true! Nobody not no one can work their way into heaven you cant offer God nothing to get in its a free gift you receive it by faith! Repent from sin, sin desires evil things like LilnasX Meghan thee stallion cardi B im telling you and everyone Sin is very serious in the eyes of Our holy God Mrbeast idk if you will read this or not but think about how our world and the people werent like this 1000 years ago things have changed❤ Guys the bible tells us more people go too hell than heaven if you live in sin and don't repent you won't be saved and god doesn't send people to hell if they go too hell they go of free choice! Hell was made for the devil and his angels you should watch billy garham give your life to Jesus we are in the last days and Jesus loves you and he shedded blood on that cross without the shedding of blood sin cannot be forgiven and sin is very serious in the eyes of god I was depressed to and sinned for fun I had suicidal thoughts I remember in my room one night I told god that of things don't change I'm gonna kms I was sorry weak and at sometimes so weak I felt like I was dying then I remember a really good day came a day I loved so much and wanted more of so on that same day I remember saying god, I'm just gonna trust you and when you try to do something right the devil attacks you so the next day was horrible I don't wanna say how it was it was just horrible! I stayed strong BC after so long of trying to go to anything else but god they all failed me so I held on to god as the reason let me skip to now and say I started off faithless now I'm so faithful in god I started off worried for my future now I know its something gods gonna handle I'm not feeling depressed anymore the whole year of 2022 was hard but with god I made it threw! Now I learned so much and love my relationship with god I know he loves and cares for me AND HE LOVES AND CARES FOR YOU TOO! I remember I was depressed and believed god didn't love me or care for me but that what the devil telling me lies and I had so many demons but now its 2023 I'm free!💗💕 give god your life today he can do things unimaginable👑😇 please don't waste time we are in the last days the bible never said just be a good person and be nice to people and you will go to heaven No you need to be willing to give up sin anything evil bad is sin even evil thoughts come to Jesus today you never know when its too late💕 and also hell is full of constant suffering and nightmare and you are forever alone Guys the bible tells us more people go too hell than heaven if you live in sin and don't repent you won't be saved and god doesn't send people to hell if they go too hell they go of free choice! Hell was made for the devil and his angels you should watch billy garham give your life to Jesus we are in the last days and Jesus loves you and he shedded blood on that cross without the shedding of blood sin cannot be forgiven and sin is very serious in the eyes of god I was depressed to and sinned for fun I had suicidal thoughts I remember in my room one night I told god that of things don't change I'm gonna kms I was sorry weak and at sometimes so weak I felt like I was dying then I remember a really good day came a day I loved so much and wanted more of so on that same day I remember saying god, I'm just gonna trust you and when you try to do something right the devil attacks you so the next day was horrible I don't wanna say how it was it was just horrible! I stayed strong BC after so long of trying to go to anything else but god they all failed me so I held on to god as the reason let me skip to now and say I started off faithless now I'm so faithful in god I started off worried for my future now I know its something gods gonna handle I'm not feeling depressed anymore the whole year of 2022 was hard but with god I made it threw! Now I learned so much and love my relationship with god I know he loves and cares for me AND HE LOVES AND CARES FOR YOU TOO! I remember I was depressed and believed god didn't love me or care for me but that what the devil telling me lies and I had so many demons but now its 2023 I'm free!💗💕 give god your life today he can do things unimaginable👑😇 please don't waste time we are in the last days the bible never said just be a good person and be nice to people and you will go to heaven No you need to be willing to give up sin anything evil bad is sin even evil thoughts come to Jesus today you never know when its too late💕❤❤❤ deadly sins are lust greed gluttony sloth envy and more but I forgot💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@ExoticCheeseDev 11 ай бұрын

18:38 now THIS is an accurate representation of what adhd does

@ExoticCheeseDev 11 ай бұрын

@Everan_ exactly

@DannyWinsatLifeYT 7 ай бұрын

What about AD4K?

@zoetrogolo7349 Ай бұрын

I love when we come to a point in the meme where it literally cannot be said in a monotone voice. Its like a bucket of ice being dumped on your head.

@winterdoggo9690 10 ай бұрын

Here's one: you feeling cold is basically just your body trying to heat up the entire universe by itself.

@PlasmaMongoose 11 ай бұрын

5:20 So snails are like weeping angels?

@acesinger6092 10 ай бұрын

4:29 THIS. As someone who’s in college right now, THIS IS FACTS😭

@mohsinhusain21 11 ай бұрын

4:45 bruh watched that 4 times and it made me laugh every time 🤣🤣🤣

@rahberry18-56 11 ай бұрын

I'm so glad I limit myself to only 599 bananas per second.

@josephadventure4635 11 ай бұрын

1:57 And I took that personally. How dare they trick me to smile, now ima make sure my day is bad just to spite them

@colekam6443 7 ай бұрын

4:05 ninja cowboys: hee hee micheal jackson: hey thats my line

@MaxwellCatAlphonk 4 ай бұрын

*Literally every single one:* _something smart yet cursed_ *THAT one:* "I forgot to bring a towel"

@debadityanath4398 11 ай бұрын

6:23 the most evil one in the entire video

@kirb1325 11 ай бұрын

18:56 I believe the toilet is in a tacobell

@Indiyacausey07 11 ай бұрын

My brain hurts after this. I feel like I have to figure out all the questions in the universe.

@imtyler99yearsago90 11 ай бұрын

People who want to cancel cancel culture are doing what cancel culture likes to do, cancel things

@Indiyacausey07 11 ай бұрын

@@imtyler99yearsago90 No, now my hurts even more. 🤣😂

@imtyler99yearsago90 11 ай бұрын

@@Indiyacausey07 A baby that is being born right now could possibly be the leader of your country in the future

@jakobdiehn6596 11 ай бұрын

13:18 same goes for potatoes, actually

@Eeveeismypatronas 10 ай бұрын

0:22 the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland, believe it or not.

@pickledude-jk3vc 11 ай бұрын

Vaazk: I'm not reading this, it makes my brain feel weird. Me: don't you mean your wad of soggy bacon? 19:55

@user-ec8dx4yx8q 4 ай бұрын

0:07 it's like saying an elephant is a dinosaur with a peepee on his head

@lostyetalive 3 ай бұрын

😂 makes sense

@AuroraTheTherian45 10 ай бұрын

It's hilarious how he censors some cuss words sometimes, and then just completely ignores the fact that they're supposed to be censored

@tristancoulson1964 11 ай бұрын

Bruh the c4 one made start laughing so hard 3:04

@xx_kikoo_xx9874 11 ай бұрын

4:59 probably coming from an american who never learned a name during history classes

@shaunbear13 11 ай бұрын

You can crush your own head with your hands, but you would have to remove the areas in your brain that gaslight your mouth into thinking that it can't bite off your finger with the same ease as a carrot.

@blitzwolf4052 11 ай бұрын

vaazkl noises are my frickin favorite, he just has this tired ass voice and then bam silly noise

@vihrintu 11 ай бұрын

Now the night is not that creepy anymore thanks to 4:14

@cardinalhamneggs5253 11 ай бұрын

10:10 Your jaw muscles are strong enough for you to bite clean through your own tongue, but your brain is wired to prevent you from doing that. I would assume the same principle applies here.

@ead5070 11 ай бұрын

“Pretty bold of you to say that since you got named after the sound a plunger makes” “Gugulethu Mhlungu” 💀💀💀💀💀

@kennagel8088 4 ай бұрын

Love this channel. I watch it before bed to make me laugh. Thanks

@SpaceMothMars 10 ай бұрын

21:29 this hits in a different way

@hazakurasuyama9016 11 ай бұрын

If octopi are wet spiders… what are crabs?

@fromthedarkness7547 11 ай бұрын

We never domesticated cats, they just realized that we'll give them food and shelter for free under the guise of being friends, and just took advantage of that.

@strawberriesandpeaches9816 4 ай бұрын

3:49 this hits so hard sometimes i get lucky and someone else who was there will tell me it acc happened and other times i just have to stay there and slowly go insane

@tristanwebb5290 10 ай бұрын

18:00 this comment made me feel lonely

@BlueWolfRoblox 11 ай бұрын

Technically, an uterus is a real-life preparation lobby

@CatManReal 10 ай бұрын

2:17 Its probably related the the fact that humans are naturally born with a fear of falling. We know what it is and we want to avoid it at all costs, so we need to know exactly how it feels. Our falling dreams are just a preview for a natural human fear.

@TPRM1 6 ай бұрын

Yes, we probably evolved it as a survival mechanism

@shoukonee-san6235 3 ай бұрын

I’d seen the ghost outfit one years ago and still think about it occasionally

@AverageRoblosEnjoyer 11 ай бұрын

ok. why do we label these thoughts as shower thoughts when we dont even bother to think even half of them in the shower?

@maxweltersworld2270 11 ай бұрын

1:20 i had a dream where i died in a car crash but i didn't wake up, i went to basically a purgatory. The purgatory was a mansion and i had to compete in challenges and games to come back to life. Ngl, sounds like a sick movie idea.

@genuinesaucy Ай бұрын

"Silly putty implies the existence of serious putty." "I believe that is called C4." LOL

@Sofolio 7 ай бұрын

The one about the dog ears is the only shower thought in my LIFE, that has made me stop and think

@DragonTheOneDZA 11 ай бұрын

So everyone licked their teeth after the tasteless teeth one... Right?

@HrLBolle 10 ай бұрын

Great to watch before sleeping 😴 Especially 9:34

@reharm_reality 8 ай бұрын

Even weirder is the thought that, of all the people you've ever fantasized about, it's entirely possible that one of the ones you didn't end up with also fantasized about you.

@Joe-rz3fd 2 ай бұрын

SeptemBER, OctoBER, NovemBER, and DecemBER are each colder than the last month.

@saikoormike 11 ай бұрын

5:38 Well they can't be in a relationship with me because I'm Aroace

@afreakingtree 11 ай бұрын

Im ace but I dont wanna be 😞

@Karma_Void 11 ай бұрын

4:39 I hated the way he said ‘GOODMORNING’ it I felt very weird

@wingsofatlantis Ай бұрын

I read the thumbnail and you should have seen how quickly my smile disappeared 😭

@jakeperalta7803 7 ай бұрын

3:54 exactly the same feeling here. I remember doing some bizarre things sometimes and dont know if its real

@oonaofsauceland6354 11 ай бұрын

Here's one : What if there were three biological sexes ,males and females to fertilize an egg and a third sex to carry the offspring.🤔

@laffelson4549 11 ай бұрын

You mean sexes?

@oonaofsauceland6354 11 ай бұрын

@@laffelson4549 yess.

@oonaofsauceland6354 11 ай бұрын

@@laffelson4549 thanx.

@durveshmohammed2955 11 ай бұрын

@@laffelson4549 what was written before?

@anunknownentity5070 11 ай бұрын

I don’t know if this is possible/probable but I feel like it wouldn’t really exist in real live

@Prostoy_paren228 11 ай бұрын

0:43 SCP:CB

@joshuajarret6907 2 ай бұрын

“I forgot to bring a towel” made my day

@sieben5163 11 ай бұрын

19:15 i was so ready for it yet i still died, chocked on my water and saw my ancester from how funny that was

@crummybunny777 10 ай бұрын

Sometimes God sends us people that were meant to stay with us for a season not forever Go to God he will help you find the right person God sends people sometimes for a season to help grow our faith and to learn important lessons but their not meant to stay with you forever cheating is a sin Deadly sins are Lust Greed Pride Envy Gluttony Sloth Wrath Sin is very serious in the eyes of God that punishment for sin is death its Hell aka the lake of fire❤ if youre a world follower this wont make sense to you. But God can help you if you come to him❤ The way i accepted God was saying in my head one day i meant it with all my heart saying God, im just gonna trust you. From that day everything was different You may be depressed or even suicidal let me tell you i was to but dont go to tharapy or medicane that cost money go to jesus its free and its long term everything else will expire and you wont be fullfilled the way God can fullfill you❤ Let Jesus be lord of your life lord of your money lord of your mind These things arent easy Many think since life is so short we should follow our dreams and stuff but really we should be praparing for enternity! Mapalo DLMchristianlifestyle Billy Graham Lion of judah The beat by allen parr Nick jones Are good places to start remember you cannot be a True christian without the help of the holy spirit❤ many say their christian but have no relationship with God if you been christian your whole life but what i said doesnt make you care or if it makes you mad than are you a True christian?❤❤❤ Remember This... God is love and he loves You!❤ And another thing No one can sell their souls all souls belong to God and when people sell their soul to the devil the only reason they get something out of it when they sell it to him for something is the devil deceiveing them to make them think they sold their soul but God gives us free choice so God wont force us to do things ❤ Jesus can help you 100% the devil will tell you Go to therapy that most of the time cost a lot of money or go to drinking or medicane or drugs or smoking or anything other than God it's one of the many things I've learned❤ What many dont seem to realize is theres more to the word believe then just believing he exist if you believe theres a God live like theres one dont rely on yourself or others depend on God The devil doesn't rule hell religion can't save you only Jesus can christian is most hated bc it's true and the devil knows it Even zodiac signs they aren't real don't let the devil deceive you has anybody noticed they all have something to do with sin? No you are not easily angered Bc youre an Aries no you don't like the color black bc you're a Scorpio no youre not lazy bc you're a taurus literally sloth is a sin and black is the color of darkness and God is the light and the demons hate God so they love the dark and when I started following God he opened me and my sisters eyes to realize zodiac signs aren't real many go too astrology and tarot for their future or whats meant for them but never to God or the bible they want what's fun but sadly these are demonic things believe it or not :( me and my sister use to be so caught up in astrology and stuff like that but Not anymore so no you're not that way bc of zodiac signs it's your sins idc how accurate it seems don't be deceived ❤ idk if you are gonna read this but i will tell you and everyone God is real 100% believe it or not and what good is it too gain the whole world and lose your own soul? The bible Aka Gods word never said Good people go to heaven and bad people go too hell Far from true! Nobody not no one can work their way into heaven you cant offer God nothing to get in its a free gift you receive it by faith! Repent from sin, sin desires evil things like LilnasX Meghan thee stallion cardi B im telling you and everyone Sin is very serious in the eyes of Our holy God Mrbeast idk if you will read this or not but think about how our world and the people werent like this 1000 years ago things have changed❤ Guys the bible tells us more people go too hell than heaven if you live in sin and don't repent you won't be saved and god doesn't send people to hell if they go too hell they go of free choice! Hell was made for the devil and his angels you should watch billy garham give your life to Jesus we are in the last days and Jesus loves you and he shedded blood on that cross without the shedding of blood sin cannot be forgiven and sin is very serious in the eyes of god I was depressed to and sinned for fun I had suicidal thoughts I remember in my room one night I told god that of things don't change I'm gonna kms I was sorry weak and at sometimes so weak I felt like I was dying then I remember a really good day came a day I loved so much and wanted more of so on that same day I remember saying god, I'm just gonna trust you and when you try to do something right the devil attacks you so the next day was horrible I don't wanna say how it was it was just horrible! I stayed strong BC after so long of trying to go to anything else but god they all failed me so I held on to god as the reason let me skip to now and say I started off faithless now I'm so faithful in god I started off worried for my future now I know its something gods gonna handle I'm not feeling depressed anymore the whole year of 2022 was hard but with god I made it threw! Now I learned so much and love my relationship with god I know he loves and cares for me AND HE LOVES AND CARES FOR YOU TOO! I remember I was depressed and believed god didn't love me or care for me but that what the devil telling me lies and I had so many demons but now its 2023 I'm free!💗💕 give god your life today he can do things unimaginable👑😇 please don't waste time we are in the last days the bible never said just be a good person and be nice to people and you will go to heaven No you need to be willing to give up sin anything evil bad is sin even evil thoughts come to Jesus today you never know when its too late💕 and also hell is full of constant suffering and nightmare and you are forever alone Guys the bible tells us more people go too hell than heaven if you live in sin and don't repent you won't be saved and god doesn't send people to hell if they go too hell they go of free choice! Hell was made for the devil and his angels you should watch billy garham give your life to Jesus we are in the last days and Jesus loves you and he shedded blood on that cross without the shedding of blood sin cannot be forgiven and sin is very serious in the eyes of god I was depressed to and sinned for fun I had suicidal thoughts I remember in my room one night I told god that of things don't change I'm gonna kms I was sorry weak and at sometimes so weak I felt like I was dying then I remember a really good day came a day I loved so much and wanted more of so on that same day I remember saying god, I'm just gonna trust you and when you try to do something right the devil attacks you so the next day was horrible I don't wanna say how it was it was just horrible! I stayed strong BC after so long of trying to go to anything else but god they all failed me so I held on to god as the reason let me skip to now and say I started off faithless now I'm so faithful in god I started off worried for my future now I know its something gods gonna handle I'm not feeling depressed anymore the whole year of 2022 was hard but with god I made it threw! Now I learned so much and love my relationship with god I know he loves and cares for me AND HE LOVES AND CARES FOR YOU TOO! I remember I was depressed and believed god didn't love me or care for me but that what the devil telling me lies and I had so many demons but now its 2023 I'm free!💗💕 give god your life today he can do things unimaginable👑😇 please don't waste time we are in the last days the bible never said just be a good person and be nice to people and you will go to heaven No you need to be willing to give up sin anything evil bad is sin even evil thoughts come to Jesus today you never know when its too late💕❤❤❤ deadly sins are lust greed gluttony sloth envy and more but I forgot💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤