I loved the first 3 Scary Movies for a reason. They were genuinely funny and while random at times managed to take me by surprise. They didn't just reference shit like a Family guy episode. Men in Tights and Spaceballs were just awesome parodies.

This movie had the quickest FUCK YOU rating ever.

"It's all shit at the end" I died laughing the first time hearing that.

I've never seen these Friedberg and Seltzer movies in theatres. I have more self-respect.

Yes, we all know that a lot of movies put aside the more artistic aspects of film making to solely make a profit; we're not naive. But, the films that these two directors make are so blatant at being nothing more than a juvenile finger pointing at an image or mention of a popular trend that, to me, they seem exploitive of a young culture raised to have an ever-decreasing attention span, thanks to the internet and channel surfing and, this may sound a little crazy, but, I think it shows a slight de-evolution in what people will accept as entertainment."

As a fourteen-year-old, I find it insulting that you even CONSIDERED that this is appropriate for people my age group. My friends and I HATE this movie and basically every one like it. I know ten-year-olds that realize this movie for what it is. This is a bad movie. But like Korey said, it's just that one or two jokes that have me laughing for a day or more, because I'm reminded of it. Love your reviews, and spill. Thanks!

Korey Coleman's quote @9:50

i lost these guys so many times. why does youtube do this to me. i love these guys and weirdly... this movie is the reason i find them XD so at least the movie is good for this one thing.

This movie grosses higher than Scott Pilgrim. FUCK. THIS. MOVIE

One of my fav. reviews to a film ever online.

Poor Disney. They tried to get rid of Friedberg and Seltzer, but then they acquired Fox. That means they also acquired Date, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans AND Vampires Suck. You'll Never Escape from them Disney. The Parodies Must Flow! THE PARODIES MUST FLOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The movie is already 10 years old! Friedberg and Seltzer have to do something else It’s infuriating why they keep making these piles of garbage

The only reason to wish Friedberg and Seltzer make another 'parody' film is to listen to the Double Toasted review. Used to be Spilled (and I do miss all those guys) but Double Toasted is the place to go for glorious F&S hate.

I will admit tho, that scene where he's on that rolling thing coming around that stone wall, that's the only memorable and funny thing about this movie.

Does anyone know where Friedberg and Seltzer live?

they didnt come from an asylum, they were on a kindergaten feild trip

2:03 Korey screaming here is hilarious.

Jenn Proske got her start from this so I guess that's something.I think she is a cutiepie.

I want the video review of this. It was great!

@FRArognetwork They get mad because as critics they have to see these films and not once have any of them ever been good. It's perfectly possible to make a decent parody, but these guys have never done it the right way. If your going to parody something like Twilight which everyone has made jokes about (superior ones at that) you better do more than just insert pop culture references just to insert them. I'm not asking for something on the level of Young Frankenstein, but more than this.

@Blatty26 No i kinda agree with Korey i'll give you an example When i REal young back When Scary Movie came out and Saw it I laughed so hard and i fell on the floor couple times. And to me that movie was the funniest thing i ever seen before. But now that i saw it again again years later I'm 21 now and it don't seem that funny anymore Even tho i still like it.

@Jman92854 I meant won't laugh at this, but they make movies for people who find Howard the Duck enlightening.

I actually watch this and I was boored. I hate myself for liking these guys originally but I grew up.

Man if I got the opportunity I'd do it for FREE!

I'll get them for 400, Korey.

I took a picture with Matt Lanter

I can not believe that thanks to that inglourious group of people that paid money to see Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's sucky vampires these two basterds come up with the inglourious idea to make a terrible comedy spoof movie based on outstanding 3-D movies like Avatar and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs called The Biggest Movie of All Time in 3D.

Matt lanter didn't try because he was in star wars the clone wars

@sokarsfleet Yeah, but I hated this movie.

The sad thing is that Vampire Sucks has a good point. The Twilight movie scenes are miserably made, though the books contained an amazing world. If this movie had been conceived a little smarter and with better jokes, it could have turned into a historical classic. But it's still good.

This movie sucks more!

You guys serious thought a movie that is parodying twilight, essentially making fun of it, will attract the same audience that likes twilight? No, that makes no sense, Vampire Sucks was ment to attract the people who dislike twilight, people who want to go "Haha look at Twilight, it's so stupid and its fans are stupid". It was ment for guys like you.

This is an anti-movie…if you play this before or after the world’s greatest movie…both cease to exist in the minds of any viewers…they annihilate in a flash of mediocrity…it’s so pathetically painful… 😳😳😳🫥

The sad thing is that Vampire Sucks has a good point. The Twilight movie scenes are miserably made, though the books contained an amazing world. If this movie had been conceived a little smarter and with better jokes, it could have turned into a historical classic. But it's still good.