Imagine how weird it must be to wake up in the morning and find a dead assassin lying next to your bed
@JohnDoe-on6ru4 жыл бұрын
Then you claim credit for the kill
@kurzykziomal23783 жыл бұрын
Juliusz Słowacki - "Kordian"
@ericward84592 жыл бұрын
"Oh!... Welp, better him than me."
@flaggy1852 жыл бұрын
"wow, my bodyguard Is really good!...was that a snake?"
@ukaszbiaek66412 жыл бұрын
@@kurzykziomal2378 ah man of culture
@SlagLPs6 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy is just the most obvious assassin ever. He sneaks around full covored in suspicious clothes in broaddaylight, just while having his knife in his hand the whole time.
@RocketHarry8656 жыл бұрын
more obvious than altair
@alduintheanti-dragonborn6 жыл бұрын
Adam Baker Don't worry, he should be completely invisible if he holds his hands together and keep his head down. No one would question that.
@zatoonhd16836 жыл бұрын
Or if he sits on a bench
@florians99494 жыл бұрын
Skyrim players when they are level 100 at sneak.
@Webexplr4 жыл бұрын
@@florians9949 and archery
@turmuthoer5 жыл бұрын
I always hated that one peasant woman who kept giving my assassins away...
@tujek39094 жыл бұрын
They are both dead anyway.
@boejidenthepotato89303 жыл бұрын
right?kill her first instead.snitch bitch
@JonatasAdoM2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that *cursed rat!* That should become an ancillary of the general at this point. We have a rat and a snitch. Can't have people follow the code in these Medieval days anymore.
@lucasquintanilla16732 жыл бұрын
Too bad you can’t send assassins after her
@mikedeck8381 Жыл бұрын
Yep you should've been able to kill that peasant woman.
@charliehiggins78764 жыл бұрын
Guard 1: Hey. What day is it today? Guard 2: Well that hooded bastard is at it again. Guard 1: Must be Tuesday then.
@Rory-ruaidhri10 ай бұрын
"That hooded bastard" 🤣
@lordofdarkdudes6 жыл бұрын
Those two guards seam really over worked, they are the only ones in the entier world who chase down assassins
@mynamejeb87435 жыл бұрын
they are Templars..
@reidf85065 жыл бұрын
Must be Holmes and Watson
@kingmuddy58984 жыл бұрын
Either they're the best guards or the worst guards
@harryguidotti38154 жыл бұрын
It's like the assassin and those guards are the mix of expendable and invincible. Like in a cartoon where a cop comedically chases the same robber each time
@Ahaaka14 жыл бұрын
and chasing someone with that full plate armor? they are very dedicated
@DaSticksanStonesClub7 жыл бұрын
You can almost hear the knights saying "stop right there criminal scum!"
@straussenberg2866 жыл бұрын
Yup, and you can almost hear ,,I use to be assasin like you, but I took an arrow to the knee...''
@k.lalhmingsanga42626 жыл бұрын
DaSticksanStonesClub "You've violated my mother"
@kapitan199698386 жыл бұрын
Let's get to bashing butts!
@soapek79496 жыл бұрын
kapitan19969838 as well as deez nutz.
@dolfyhilter5776 жыл бұрын
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok?
@lordakka89066 жыл бұрын
7:04 >Tries killing the pope >only has two people sent after you
@danieldolenc59556 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajaja i can´t stop laughing
@naboost94854 жыл бұрын
those are the only two spy chasers
@count4874 жыл бұрын
He has the Papal tiara
@chinojosa45634 жыл бұрын
Everyone had split up into twos.
@JamaicanCastle3 жыл бұрын
You want to keep some of the guys with the Pope, in case there's a backup assassin.
@NewGuy25344 жыл бұрын
Noble wakes up and sees the dead assassin and snake. Noble: Huh. That’s new.
@Naraku-no-Hana-WE3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean new? It's probably the third time that's happened that turn.
@JamaicanCastle3 жыл бұрын
@@Naraku-no-Hana-WE "Oh bugger, it's this again. Well, better call the housekeeper..."
@historytank56733 жыл бұрын
I love how in some of these, you can tell if the assasin is going to succead or fail or die but the way he holds his knife or wepon subtle forshadowings
@timesnewlogan20322 жыл бұрын
There’s also a droning if he’ll succeed at the knife throw.
@JonatasAdoM2 жыл бұрын
@@timesnewlogan2032 Little snippets in every single one of them yes. Same with the spy, the camera angle is different depending if he's going to die.
@thetzar25733 ай бұрын
You can tell if he's going to die if the assassin's name is the one at the top of the video.
@newironage44386 жыл бұрын
Can’t help but notice that every time the assassin is chased away that two guards in plate armor,, one with a halberd and one with a sword, are the ones to do it, no one else is around apparently
@assassin53256 жыл бұрын
Yea, always that two B*STARDS Chases Me when I GET SPOTTED!
@parasitegame30626 жыл бұрын
Their name is Simon and Karl , The Royal Gaurdsmen
@hebanker33726 жыл бұрын
It's like a tradition. Guard commander:Holy Mother!They tried to kill the Bishop!All the guards on the pursue!(sees the assassin)Ah it's him,alright you two,you know how it goes,go catch him.
@Killzoneguy1176 жыл бұрын
I like to think that they're the same two guards chasing the same assassin in every video. Like they're just guarding some dude, and they see the assassin, "Goddamn it, looks like Carl is at it again. Get back here you little shit!"
@jackwilliams10396 жыл бұрын
Also Carl just revives every assassination attempt too
@uruburus52036 жыл бұрын
2:41 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
@user-gt7wu2jh1l6 жыл бұрын
Give this guy brains.
@huseyinkilinc59155 жыл бұрын
the door hits his own dagger. he stab himself accidentally
@soganhalkasdelisiyim57975 жыл бұрын
.
@Belidut764 жыл бұрын
Nice! Did he stab his own balls accidentally? 😅
@izaktaylor42464 жыл бұрын
HE AIN’T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHeEeEED..
@aleaiactaest6503 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the halberd and the guy with the sword have more personality than any Ubisoft character
@JarvoD Жыл бұрын
💯
@Tayvin40424 жыл бұрын
2:41 top level assassin, has over a dozen kills under his belt, then dies like this.
@nickpapadopoulos99782 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GuySamaQueerComedy2 жыл бұрын
Who holds knives pointing at themselves behind a door
@gustavoargumanis18634 жыл бұрын
How to be a medieval assassin. Expectation: Assassin's Creed. Reality: this (specially the fails)
@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more like Spy vs Spy because of the mixed results.
@omniburrito4 жыл бұрын
Assassin: *stalks person, knife drawn and breathing loudly in broad daylight* Random Woman: *screams* Those two guards *Randomly appears around the nearest corner, and starts chasing*
@tujek39094 жыл бұрын
Theese two guards could be a perfect main characters for a movie or an entire series. Two guards have to stop the villan from assasinating important personas, and there are episodes in different cities, and they collaborate with middle eastern equiwalents of them.
@LilyKittyCatto Жыл бұрын
it would be a great comedy
@LesangdesdieuX2 ай бұрын
And they fail most of the times apparently xD
@parasitegame30626 жыл бұрын
7:00 Pope : PHEW, thanks Jesus ,that was a close one
@melonlord40556 жыл бұрын
Jesus: No prob fam
@rockandroll_Ай бұрын
Jesus is on my side 😎
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs3 жыл бұрын
2:40 Imagine being so annoyed by the day's events that you accidentaly assassinate your would-be-assassin.
@Ralle-kv8rm6 жыл бұрын
I destroyed once the Mongol Empire with the assassin. I killed everyone in the family and when I killed the last king, the entire kingdom collapsed.
@Walter-zn6pw5 жыл бұрын
it's either besieged them in their city, or kill all of the royal family. Winning a battle is impossible, or costly at least
@shadowwarriorshockwave32814 жыл бұрын
Yeah like your assasain would be successful that many times in a row I had a max out guy and on,y got another 13 stabbed stabs before he got caught
@Mailed-Knight4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowwarriorshockwave3281 I had an assassin who succeeded every time when I first played. It wasn't until I hired a second assassin that I found out spies and assassins could fail.
@pardalmadgod99604 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a story an old friend told me "ow my assasin killed over 20 popes i have him parked where they spawn." Yea i can do that too if i keep reloading my save, assasins dont last long, had assasins fail when they had a very small chance of failing.
@nothet4 жыл бұрын
That’s not how that works
@timesnewlogan20326 жыл бұрын
3:45 "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "Yes, my son?" "I killed a man at Confession." *STAB*
@boxtank52886 жыл бұрын
TimesNewLogan That is so good!
@maksymalnybul61456 жыл бұрын
This is what we could see if Hollywood would make movie about this
@strategossable13666 жыл бұрын
Stanislaus Augustus Poniatovsky Ever watched "in bruges"?
@maksymalnybul61456 жыл бұрын
Did I guess? xD
@user-bg2um8qc5b6 жыл бұрын
Father - When ? Killer - Now . Actually It's looked like this "I killed a man at Confession." "Holy Shit."
@SYMBI05IS3 жыл бұрын
I love how they just chase the criminal in full heavy armor and they're the only knights in the world encountering assassin's on a daily basis. Those guys deserve a Promotion and Raise
@pretzelbomb61052 жыл бұрын
Randy Ming and Hal Berdstein, the most in-demand body guards from Inverness to Jerusalem! They’ll patrol the city streets with keen eyes watching for suspicious barrels, keep the country roads clear of unlawful masonry projects, and stand watch in nigh-empty chapels just in case someone tries to stab the priest. Whether it’s a cowled man in an alley, some guy rooting through the armory tent, or a suspicious bush, they will stab it all the same. As a bonus, they’re also highly skilled in the relocation of coral snakes and moderately capable joggers!
@aeureus4 жыл бұрын
2:40 I'm crying after that missed 80% chance kill
@foretcl3 жыл бұрын
The most painfull one is missing and 95% one and also get executed
@TheCerealkiller1486 жыл бұрын
6:13 "Holy crap!"
@LiezAllLiez6 жыл бұрын
Yeah the voices are just muffled speech. I havent payed much attention to them but "holy crap" is the most obvious one.
@simonepapasidero97415 жыл бұрын
how da faq did you catched that hahahahahahhahaa
@brwhizz30604 жыл бұрын
Sounds like ‘What was that?!’ to me.
@MrPathorn6 жыл бұрын
0:30 if he brought a knife he would not fail lol.
@timesnewlogan20326 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why he couldn't just do that.
@alexanderthegreat4456 жыл бұрын
I think it’s to make it look like an accident.
@timesnewlogan20326 жыл бұрын
I dunno, it starts to look suspicious when the entire English royal family dies from snake bites in their sleep.
@maksymalnybul61456 жыл бұрын
He could still braise him
@samuraijackoff53545 жыл бұрын
TimesNewLogan This was days long past, they’d probably think it was god punishing them or the devil forgot to zip up his pants.
@ssimpson32886 жыл бұрын
I wish they still had assassination cutscenes in Total War games. I don't understand why they took them out.
@ssimpson32886 жыл бұрын
Shogun 2 was the last game with those type of cutscenes. From Rome 2 onward they haven't had assassination, spying, or any other type of cutscene except for introductory stuff.
@nickolaospappas44856 жыл бұрын
S Simpson Well Rome 2 already has this fps problem even on beast computers.Imagine now a cutscene added for the assassinations,spying e.t.c.The fps will prob fall to 1.
@user-cz6tj3sk6t6 жыл бұрын
They did those games with love before, bow only commercial
@roguishpaladin4 жыл бұрын
They probably didn't see commissioning pre-rendered cutscenes as a worthy expenditure of resources anymore. It's very little bang for a decent chunk of money (especially to do it to modern standards).
@jasperzanovich25044 жыл бұрын
You watch them exactly once and afterwards you just skip them to the outcome.
@aleo20226 жыл бұрын
5:48 Nutshot!!
@mr.p27426 жыл бұрын
I wish there had been animations in Rome 2...
@user-ud7du2pb4v6 жыл бұрын
yeah that would be cool
@metsko23185 жыл бұрын
it would breal your immersion because lets be honest these animations are silly
@metsko23185 жыл бұрын
@@Manny444a i didn't say the're not funny but yeah you're right.
@yungsouichi23175 жыл бұрын
@@Manny444a you guys are still bitching about this non-issue?
@robosoldier115 жыл бұрын
Yep just CA cutting cost at every way they can. CA of old was a lot more appreciative of these attribute of gaming.
@bakersbread1046 жыл бұрын
the pope looks so smug when it goes through his hat "im with god bitch, cant hurt me"
@ElvenMetalhead6 жыл бұрын
No mattere what civilisation you play, it's always two Venetian Halberds guards chasing you haha There are more fails thatn the ones shown here though..
@rubie84106 жыл бұрын
Ashwin Sandanakrishnan shhhh, dont expose the Venetian halberdier world order
@apunahasapeemapetilon43986 жыл бұрын
Arent those guards heavy billmen?
@Captain_Sanders2 жыл бұрын
@@apunahasapeemapetilon4398 nope hailberd milita
@camulodunonАй бұрын
@@Captain_Sandershalberd militia are normally unarmored
@ilonasapel30726 жыл бұрын
guards: OI GET BACK HERE
@lyonvensa4 жыл бұрын
It's funny that even when a man tried to take someone's life, misfortune as random as disobedient snake and accidentally stabbing yourself can still happen.
@risepanda82434 жыл бұрын
That woman has fully 100% developed counter-spy skill
@Tartaro-mq3uj6 жыл бұрын
Those Guards are every where
@darkhorseman906 жыл бұрын
Assassin: *on the toilet* Guards: *burst in* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! Assassin: oh come on!
@LilyKittyCatto Жыл бұрын
i freaking love how he tries to point the snake in the direction he wants it to go 😹
@HayabusaCrimsonShadow Жыл бұрын
"Go over there! Goddamn you're so stupid"
@napoleoncomplex27126 ай бұрын
@@HayabusaCrimsonShadow Meanwhile the snake's thinking 'one of us is certainly stupid. Now, where's that tasty rat?'
@jerichamesclammay31076 жыл бұрын
3:50 assassin: forgive me, father. For I have sinned. priest: continue, my child. assassin: I did THIS!
@AxenfonKlatismrek4 жыл бұрын
When you think about it, its a good plan to assassinate the priest, but what makes this worse is that this game is set in dark ages, when a person strikes at priest, hes condemned by everyone, social ranks dont matter
@GnosisZX Жыл бұрын
@@AxenfonKlatismrek he is a killer has no social ranks so it doesn’t matter of course if knights trace it to who ever hired him that guy is fucked
@trygveplaustrum46346 жыл бұрын
My computer lagged a ton when I played this about a decade ago, so I never got to see any of these. Glad I can see them now.
@sdhubbard6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you can be that guy in Kingdom Come: Deliverence
@dolfyhilter5776 жыл бұрын
SergeantPsycho nope you can't
@hermannmeier94056 жыл бұрын
You just have to admire the sheer number a animations they came up with for spies and assassins.0
@poceaionut24233 жыл бұрын
The legend says the guards are still chasing the assassin
@purple_menace6604 Жыл бұрын
I love how Voulge man and Sword man are vastly more effective bodyguards when they're skulking around themselves or following their protectee from a long distance.
@matiasmattera66503 жыл бұрын
Child: -Mom! I want Assassin's Creed! Mom: -We have Assassin's Creed at home. Assassin's Creed at home:
@jambalaya2016 жыл бұрын
2:00 definetely how the fire of London started
@michaelweston4094 жыл бұрын
3:05 was just the most blood curling scream 😱
@grim48915 жыл бұрын
One assassin, two gards ,some vitctem, one city lady, we can make a cartton out of this
@ericward84596 жыл бұрын
I can't help but hear the Benny Hill theme music start playing when the guards start chasing him. LMAO
@AngryHistorian872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@johnblack74536 жыл бұрын
The life of an assassin is hard :))
@jarogniewtheconqueror28045 жыл бұрын
John Black, the life of those two guards is hard, they are the only ones bothering to chase the assassin everywhere he goes in that full plate armour.
@charleskimball70584 жыл бұрын
You might say work is murder for an assassin.
@RocketHarry8656 жыл бұрын
There should be a Pope assassination critical fail where the assassin trips and falls. Add to insult when he lands a nearby priest kicks him the nuts
@alduintheanti-dragonborn6 жыл бұрын
Adam Baker Something like what happened in Shogun 2? I completely agree.
@robertharris60926 жыл бұрын
Why the pope specificaly?
@alduintheanti-dragonborn6 жыл бұрын
@@robertharris6092 Because his assassination scene has the assassin on a high ledge. Other than that, no reason I guess.
@Mr.Pallanza3 жыл бұрын
That knife throwing one is the most hilarious one. The assassin is doing it in broad daylight, and I just love how he gets caught doing it.
@user-wl2ze4rb7n2 жыл бұрын
2:41 the weirdest death possible
@Revkor7 жыл бұрын
be funny ifthe snake fail for the bite assisn the assasin fails into the firepalce causing a fire and still kills the target.
@tptallen44986 жыл бұрын
Revkor It would be funny if you could actually pull off a complete sentence without looking like a complete idiot.
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall16846 жыл бұрын
Triggered much TP?:3
@tptallen44986 жыл бұрын
Lynaris Evershade Shadowfall Unfortunately I did not get triggered at this comment. And if you had the brain of someone older than 10 you wouldve understood that I had made a joke.
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall16846 жыл бұрын
Ah uh someone's triggered. :3
@lynarisevershadeshadowfall16846 жыл бұрын
Bad joke? If that's even "trying" to make a joke, not sure how you can fail that hard.....
@stephenealferez52266 жыл бұрын
Hides in barell *Sneak 100*
@vguyver26 жыл бұрын
That first one made me choke on my food.
@krustygaming58872 жыл бұрын
I’d like to imagine that the two chasing guards are the same people and it’s like a tv bit having to chase assassins around.
@aklok_cz5 жыл бұрын
0:22 One of my favourite scenes.
@sushimuncher2824 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an underpaid pair of knights that chases an assassin throughout four different centuries. What a bizarre adventure.
@hochmeisterulrichoffrankfu82074 жыл бұрын
7:20 The assassination of JFK, alternative angle
@Loki-Doki6 жыл бұрын
I always assassinate my allies's princess king or anyone I can get my hands on. But the cool thing is they never suspect me
@LiezAllLiez6 жыл бұрын
Up until the moment when your assassin critically fails and they get a pop up it was you - instant war.
@milanvondrich97492 жыл бұрын
6:55 I remember when I first saw this as a kid. Completly lost my shit, so much in fact I started crying from laughter. It's not even that funny, it's just totally unexpected. From on then I always watched those animations.
@donterrenoalto423511 ай бұрын
Lmao
@user-pb7ch5kl8x4 жыл бұрын
1:09 Ah yes, the random medieval pesant screaming ARRRRRRGH woman! I LOVE HER!
@ODST_Parker9 ай бұрын
We need a buddy cop series about these two knights who chase a clumsy assassin across all of medieval Europe.
@arbiters4875 жыл бұрын
0:14 this was the fate of the first 5 guys I hired No capes, no snakes
@paddotk3 жыл бұрын
3:48 "Forgive me father, for I'm about to sin"
@clem88183 жыл бұрын
That would be a cool pun to say
@cheesebandit6148 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the two guards that always chase the assassin and him all know each other by name lmao
@link6703 жыл бұрын
I'd kill for a buddy cop drama with those two guards constantly stumbling on the world's most conspicuous assassin.
@hunterthefirstslayerv.27696 жыл бұрын
I can't seem to stop laughing at the failed snake assassinations. Edit: Almost every fail was funny.
@99mrpogi6 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he was never bitten by his own snake... unless he is wearing something to protect himself from getting his skin penetrated by the snake's fangs
@miniatureben3558 Жыл бұрын
@@99mrpogi I see you everywhere
@kamlando30894 жыл бұрын
There's one that you missed but is almost impossible to get to do, princess in a settlement. She rides a horse and your assassin throws a knife to kill her on the horse.
@hbadger2796 Жыл бұрын
1:42 you can hear him mumble "god damn"
@dimitrisasd4553 жыл бұрын
Assassin: fails Guards: HARMPF! ARGH!
@JonatasMonte4 жыл бұрын
I guess someone paid the snake more than I'm paying the assassin.
@MrJedroi2582 жыл бұрын
1:12 that knight run gives me major Shrek vibes
@bepizz66806 жыл бұрын
Assassin creed in a nutshell
@koreancowboy425 жыл бұрын
I hate that so much when seeing the snake run off and not go to the target
@silentecho92able3 жыл бұрын
Just wanna point out you can get a rare and hard too get assassination like this with a 6:01 but the character is a princess if she's in a settlement.
@xrfiltration91883 жыл бұрын
lmao maybe is that girl
@elkhaqelfida59722 жыл бұрын
a cutscene like this is what give us better immersion with the game. sadly they didn't include it anymore
@sotiriospeithis66593 жыл бұрын
The time and effort that went into carefully crafting the dialogue for the guards is humbling. So much is said is so few words. Shakespeare would be proud.
@quetzaltecaskype89945 жыл бұрын
You are missing a lot of animations where he gets away or is killed. The spy animations are also cool. Ps. I personally love the animations. A lot of dedication and extra detail was put into Mediaval Total War II. Wish they did more games like it.
@misternewoutlook54372 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was looking for a comment that might mention this and I didn't want to parrot. Not glaringly obvious.
@thatguy40842 жыл бұрын
I also think that they change the model for the bed if you try to assassinate a princess
@cinnabarmanx42146 жыл бұрын
Man, those guards and that assassin are like mortal enemies.
@C0NSTANTINUS6 жыл бұрын
Why is the guy in the red always getting assassinated
@jacobbennett72196 жыл бұрын
Well it was his fault the red shirts always die
@assassin53256 жыл бұрын
Let's Confirm it then
@nghile37266 жыл бұрын
Mr_Washington That guy got the right idea, he wears a brown pants.
@maksymalnybul61456 жыл бұрын
Said Washington
@bryancornejo36722 жыл бұрын
Those guards must be getting real tired of assassination attempts
@sovietdeathstroke67133 жыл бұрын
I like how when the snake chases the rat, the Assassin is ordering it like its his dog
@roubinnick4 жыл бұрын
7:23 POV: You are my Byzantine assassin, killing the Pope for the 34th time this year
@stormbear38166 жыл бұрын
why i never get most of these?like the priest ones?if i kill a priest it's always just a sleeping guy with snake.none of this church ones
@NerdExtrodinare6 жыл бұрын
I had a lot of the barrel assassinations when I was Scotland, it became a joke with my friend "Where are those barrels from...?"
@hunbunfun1326 жыл бұрын
The cathedral one is if you try to kill the pope
@kennandunn75335 жыл бұрын
the church ones only occur if the priest in in a town with a church.
@bigbake1326 жыл бұрын
"Great shot kid that was one in a million!" For the Pope assassination at the end
@boplax1232 жыл бұрын
Still the best Total War game I've ever played, and one of the best RTS games ever.
@arthurskok58992 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned, always slam the door open when entering a room
@kasem74316 жыл бұрын
Oh man I completely forgot about these. I miss them so much ):
@metsko23185 жыл бұрын
Gaurds: "There he is again, get that rascal!!" who else but the assasin
@generalsp33d836 жыл бұрын
Lmao when the pope got shot in the hat
@OrthoJihadi6 жыл бұрын
With as many times as those two knights loose a charge.... I think they would have been fired....
@99mrpogi6 жыл бұрын
It seems that there are always two pairs replacing the previous ones..
@thatguy40842 жыл бұрын
0:11 sounds more like he’s going to douse him with gasoline than kill him with venom
@bryangracida6 жыл бұрын
The new asassins creed game looks great
@TheDolphinTuna6 жыл бұрын
Weird, I've never seen any of the priest ones. Do they only happen in cities?
@zie11456 жыл бұрын
TheDolphinTuna maybe it only happens when you trie to assassinate priests or the pope if possible I've never done it
@felafnirelek89876 жыл бұрын
Only when you send assassins after the pope. Like I did with my British run
@TheDolphinTuna6 жыл бұрын
I'm talking priests like 3:22. Pope is 6:52 I think.
@PeruvianPotato4 жыл бұрын
The priest ones only appear if a priest/cardinal is in a church in a city/town
@jodyrussell49696 жыл бұрын
Killing a man of God in the house of God, that's low.
@SuperObamaladen6 жыл бұрын
Jody Russell i wouldn't be surprised if those "mans of god" weren't power hungry atheists
@Hwje11115 жыл бұрын
Osama Bin Laden *men
@willotter45034 жыл бұрын
I find it strange when I send a spy into the village of York and the clip shows a search at full stone walls
@areaxisthegurkha2 жыл бұрын
I like how getting bit on the foot immediately kills him.
@VimyGlide2 жыл бұрын
ok but even the failed pope assassination shot is insanely impressive. that crossbow doesn't even have a sighting system. that kind of shot is one in a million.
@Rick-qw7edАй бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever had the assassination with the snake work. It’s always the fucking rat that runs out of nowhere and the snake following it
@bardkaitiff19622 жыл бұрын
7:30 - I like how guard in last row recreates "must have been the wind" meme
@nocx45926 жыл бұрын
2:44 .... Really?!
@solinvictus43674 жыл бұрын
Why your mom told you to never play with knives
@thaneofwhiterun35625 жыл бұрын
If you think about it...you could get away with all sorts of stuff in those days