Plot twist: kurtis is corpse and he's just using voice mod

No one: Kurtis: *makes poop joke and laughs silently to himself*

corpse doesn’t show his face because *he is radio rebel*

my theory: it’s danny gonzalez. my evidence: he recently disguised himself and at the end of that video, he said and i quote “next time i disguise myself, none of you will figure it out”

It's so funny how the most painful thing he can imagine is swallowing a hammer

What if Corpse Husband was really Danny Gonzalez's new disguise

Rules of Kurtistown: 1.be nice to Kurtis 2. Cry when he dies

"how crazy to simp for a guy you have no idea what he looks like." Isn't that just religion? (just a joke)

"should have been Bernie, still big upgrade" is the full truth

Honestly corpse is known for the voice but he’s honestly so funny and like a nice personality

Plot twist Kurtis is corpse and he swallows a hammer to make his voice deeper

“Micheal Bay Farts” a cologne by Micheal Bay

Conspiracy theory: kurtis doesn’t actually say a curse word, he just puts in the bleep and says “ing”. Prove me wrong.

the thing about corpse is that not only is his voice absolutely godly but his personality is so wholesome🥺

I love how Kurtis was offended as a Canadian on behalf of Americans. I feel like he forgot for a second that he is in fact Canadian.

Kurtis making fun of someone's tattoo, while he has a "yee yee" tattoo

i'm a lesbian and i still simp over corpse's voice, he's so funny and shit tho i just wanna be his best friend

i think kurtis underestimates how many of his fans are probably corpse simps

No one: Kurtis: “we’re all gonna die... WHOA okay let’s not talk about that”

Kurtis: one of you guys better cry when i die Me: sPewing tears at the *thought* if his death

Pov: you haven't even finished watching the podcast yet

NO WAY MY FAV IS TALKING ABOUT MY OTHER FAV

nobody: kurtis: **gives a 2 minute monologue about swallowing hammers**

the fact that kurtis says trump is gone, puts airhorns, and then plays fart noise is why he’s my favorite youtuber

my obsession with this man is very real and i am not ashamed. edit: to those asking whether the “man” in this statement is kurtis or corpse. it’s both.

I love how everyone in this comment section is a corpse simp.

the dude in the tiktok really be shaming people for barely leaving the house in the middle of a pandemic, huh

yo corpse made a """"body reveal"""""" in anthony Padilla faceless KZfaqrs

imagine if corpse came on the podcast-

Kurtis, please add an Owen Wilson “wow” to the sound board. It would be greatly appreciated.

Deep Kurtis Voice: "ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and friends beyond the binary.." Me, now fully pavloved: 😴😴😴😴😴

you should replace the puke sound effect with just a clip of you saying “puke sound effect”

Corpse is genuinely so wholesome. I'm happy he's blown up. Yes, his voice and hands are awesome but he's so so sweet and a good content creator.

Saw Corpse and immediately clicked it

As a person with a severe fear of vomit, the fact that kurtis went out of his way to make sure he didn’t trigger or upset his fans ❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️

Corpse is actually such a genuine guy and his past is actually really sad so he's such strong and positive person

Kurtis: “Who is Corpse Husband” Millions of People:” *my husband* “

Honestly, this podcast is very really good

That sweatpants guy deleted his entire Tik Tok account because he got tired of people roasting him.

not me actually hysterically laughing at “Kj appatizers” 💀

Funny, I *literally* swallowed a hammer when trump was elected

Imaging being Corpse and seeing a video with you in the title and thumbnail where, within the first minute, some guy presses a button that makes a fart sound effect and chuckles to himself lol

“shoulda been bernie”- kurtis 2020

kurtis: "when i die, i want one of you to cry." sir i will be SOBBING

I’m praying Kurtis listens to his voice and finds it as attractive as we do.

Was about to comment: “Isn’t the Michael bay movie like kind of.... really freaking insensitive and a horrible idea since a lot of people are genuinely really afraid and have reason to be” But then you said pretty much just that. Kurt don’t miss.

if anyone is wondering about why his voice sound so deep and raspy, corpse has said: -he has GERD which basically throws acid into his vocal chords everytime he eats which also prevents him from speaking too loud, that also explains why he sounds higher pitched when he coughs or laughs. -he has mentioned having a problem w testosterone, apparently somehow his body uses up all of the testosterone when it shouldn't, honestly idk if this is related to his voice. -he had already a deep voice to begin with, he's said its been like that since he was 12.

Hey Kurtis, I totally understand the Alex Trebek thing, that’s how I felt too. He reminded me of my grandmother because we used to watch jeopardy on her little box tv. When he passed away, I thought “I hope she finally gets to meet him” this made me feel normal cause I immediately dismissed my feelings.

I love how the first minute of this podcast is just bleeping out every other word

corpse is genuinely a sweetheart and the thing is, it's not just his voice, he's so fucking hilarious.

Thank you for talking about Alex Trebrecks passing. We need to talk more about death and grief. It takes a lot to be emotional in front of a camera!! I cry a lot sometime it’s honestly such a good coping mechanism.

Okay okay hear me out, since hes not using the puke sound anymore, he should replace it with "With the Frizz? No way!" From the magic schoolbus intro

Corpse seems like a very nice guy, he's really good at Among Us and is very genuine, and he wants to raise awareness on chronic illnesses as well since he suffers from a bunch of them Also not me watching Corpse livestreams and a vrg pod about him comes out

Corpse isn't a twitch streamer. He's a horror story narrator. People think he's one just because he's featured on other people's streams.

*walks into a home depot* Cashier: hey kurtis, the usual? Kurtis: actually that was a really rough one, can you make it a double? Cashier: coming right up Kurtis: on second thought *looks up with intensity burning in his eyes* make it a mallet

The funniest thing to me is that they called the virus in the movie “Covid-23” as if THATS the most creative name for the virus.

The voice caught our attention but his personality is everything

My favorite thing in this podcast is when Kurtis makes a joke and then goes "That's funny."

38:24 guy looks like he just time traveled from the signing of the declaration of independence to talk about sweatpants

Kurtis stressing about being 31 in 5 years Me turning 31 in 5 months: 👁️👄👁️

pov: if kurtis dies, you know you’re gonna cry

i call dibs on being the stranger that cries when you die

I just started listening to this podcast and it is weirdly calming. All the other podcasts I listen to are way to chaotic and this one is more simple and intimate

This pod cast allways sounds like im listening to a really good friend who is actually cool and informed. And non of my good friends talk to me. So thanks for the podcast. Dont feel so alone now. Your awesome too ! Keep pod casting.

The fact that Corpse's voice is the exact opposite of his personality is just so funny to me.

"Love is a scary thing" made me thing of that vine of the guy saying "Why are people so afraid of love?" and then jumpscaring a lady by yelling "LOVE" at her

Kurtis, you've genuinely helped me through rough times in my life, your videos make me so happy and help me forget about rough times while im watching your videos and podcasts; so when ur 99 and die ill cry

Why am I crying so hard over the Owen Wilson being Corpse thing? One of the best bits Kurtis

Kurtis: I want this podcast to be more than just goofing around, you know? Also Kurtis when things start to get too serious: 25:30

Me: I'm kinda bored, guess I'll just sit here, maybe have another crisis Kurtis: New podcast! Me: *Immediately runs back to my room to watch* THAT'S MY MAYOR!!!!!

I came here from listening on Spotify just to see Kurtis giggle at his own sound bites

I hope that dude in the tiktok spills wine all on his white tee

I love corpse husband :0 i cant believe kurtis is gonna talk about him

have you heard trumps voice? it sounds like HE swallowed a hammer

my dad is staying at hospital bcs he got covid, i send him this video which made him laugh. he is a fan of yours and he likes to go to your shows as soon as he gets out of the hospital. thanks kurtis!!!!

"to simp for a dude that u dont know what he looks like" dream stans: *sweating* this is a self-callout

The person who picked up the phone at the four seasons total landscaping has a tiktok, where he explains they offered him 100,000 dollars, thinking it was four seasons hotel, and then of course he said yes. He was the "Hose Wrangler" there. They also sell merch now!

Honestly, you get used to Corpse´s voice, but it´s the humor and his personality FOR ME

Omg! Kurtis saying he wants to have a comedy special in 5 years!! He did it I'm so proud of him

Y’all better cry hard or else we’re gonna get very really haunted

kurt: "and that's the american dream" also kurt literally a second later: *canadian voice* ohhhhhh buddyyy

Not gonna lie, when Kurtis said “vote him out” I thought that was gonna be his transition to talking about Corpse just because of his livestreams playing among us. ✨imagine✨Kurtis has Corpse join the pod and Corpse invites Kurtis to hop on the server with him and the other live-streamers?

corpse is actually suuper sweet once you get into him! as for his voice - he has a condition called GERD (stomach acid flowing up into the esophagus and ultimately damaging one's vocal cords), and many other illnesses. he's super shy, but once he gets comfortable with a new group of people it turns out he's hilarious and the kindest person ever. i recommend checking him out! :)

I just cried my eyes out for Unus Annus, a KZfaq channel/sentient being, so there’s no doubt I’ll cry for you lol

corpse = danny gonzales' latest social media experiment

I just wanna clarify that his voice is like that due to one of his multiple chronic illnesses (GERD). So yeah, if you listen to the videos before it developed you can tell the difference. Also I was very afraid that it was gonna show that regular guy that people were saying is CORPSE but just isn't. Part of that also made me think about how he said "I didn't want to trend anything during the election" on one of the streams he was on. (I don't remember if he was streaming it cause I was watching Sykkuno's stream.)

"It's weird watching someone so much and you feel you know them, 'cause he doesn't fucking know who I am." KURTIS THAT'S EXACTLY HOW WE FEEL ABOUT YOU

hey i don’t mean to get all serious on you but kurtis mentioned that he wants someone he doesn’t know t cry when he dies and kurtis if u see this just know that you mean so much more to us that you could ever imagine. you’ve literally kept me alive when i had no other motivation and laughing when i thought i would never smile again. your videos make my week and i have a lot of trouble sleeping, so i often fall asleep to ur podcast. just know that we love you and you matter so much to us, even if you don’t know us.

OMG KURTIS SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU DISCOVERING CORPSE - coming from a Kurtis and Corpse stan✌️

corpse kind of reminds me of cr1tikal. i remember when he made snapchat and showed his face and everyone lost their shit bc he ended up being really attractive.

the fact that i’ve listened to literally hOURS of your voice is really funny to me idk why

I have the same feelings about Alex Trebek passing. He was such a witty, kind and passionate person who I watched since I was a little kid. In my household, it didn't matter what was going on in the day, when 7:30 hit, my whole family was in front of the TV playing jeopardy. I remember the first time I beat my dad in jeopardy when I was 16, and I to this day hold it over his head. Jeopardy brought my family together. Alex Trebek truly was a special Canadian, the strength and elegance he demonstrated at the end as well fighting one of the most difficult cancers blew my mind. I think that Mr. Trebek instilled a love for education in so many people around the world and will continue to not only be remembered but to be celebrated by thousands. Rest In Peace Alex Trebek.

that guy from tiktok also looks like he’s dressed to fight in the american revolution

Can we petition to change the vomit sound effect to the coveted "little fart"

24:31 we’re all gonna cry. 100%.

I love the silence of kurtis trying to find the right button to press

I was just watching corpse while getting the notification wtf r u spying on me

“wow michael bay, this is really good. i’m having a good michael DAY” - kurtis conner 2020

I was 15 when Mr. Rogers died. Bawled my eyes out. The next year I shed for a celeb death, was Mr Alex Trebek. I've been watching a lot of his 1980s clips lately, like Classic Concentration.

“KJ Appetizers ” Kurtis I audibly sighed at that one. You’re better than that.