Questions for Karl, Part 2

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K. Dilkington

K. Dilkington

7 жыл бұрын

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@pastorgrimes
@pastorgrimes 9 ай бұрын
“I can’t save you with your glasses off and your knob out. If I ever save you I want you fully clothed with your glasses on.” It’s the fact that the glasses must be on that kills me. Lol
@coolbro6969
@coolbro6969 21 күн бұрын
I don’t know what this is or how I came across it, but this is so utterly fantastic.
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 11 күн бұрын
As a long time fan, I'm telling you binge anything and everything Karl Pilkington. He has some fantastic TV shows as well.
@Thanos1908
@Thanos1908 Жыл бұрын
The animations lift these podcasts to another level.
@Thanos1908
@Thanos1908 Жыл бұрын
@@naturalcreature6317 agree to disagree
@tonychan8558
@tonychan8558 Жыл бұрын
Agree! Even Ricky Gervais said that after watching the animation of the Clive 'Warren' Rebecca de Morney film, he really wants to watch the film for real now!
@danielbriggs6482
@danielbriggs6482 6 ай бұрын
​@@tonychan8558WHO THE FUCK IS CLIVE WARREN!!?
@Stiltonator
@Stiltonator 5 ай бұрын
I would agree... up until i got to the point where they're showing munchies and they're shown as fucking crisps... What sort of weirdo made this.
@TheRuddster95
@TheRuddster95 4 ай бұрын
​@@Stiltonatoran American lol
@randyj420
@randyj420 2 ай бұрын
What an absolute treasure these are. The amount of funny is off the chart and to beyond anything written. Add the brilliant animation - and you've got comedy gold kept on the top top shelf. It's hard to find anything that can still consistently make my laugh out loud to the extreme these to. THANKS to all involved and the post. A wonderful thing I will revisit again and share. Cheers.
@mannenthemythe
@mannenthemythe 2 жыл бұрын
"no, cause they're not my hands either" is one of my favourite lines ever
@X737_
@X737_ 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@BenjamanSerene
@BenjamanSerene Жыл бұрын
Okay thanks
@stewartharries6334
@stewartharries6334 Жыл бұрын
He cracks Ricky up with that one
@Lex-wj6fm
@Lex-wj6fm Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Makes you wonder if Karl is truly a buffoon or if he is playing the classic British comedian who plays the dumbest guy in the room but it takes Witt to seem that dumb
@AnnieAutopsy
@AnnieAutopsy Жыл бұрын
Yes! He really is so quick witted without trying
@tiakitair135
@tiakitair135 8 ай бұрын
I can't be the only one who thinks Karl's idea would make a really good indie film
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 4 ай бұрын
I’m trying to think of the name, but this was an actual movie.
@adamstuart8864
@adamstuart8864 3 ай бұрын
It's strikingly similar to an episode of Black Mirror. Almost suspiciously
@gamingforfun8662
@gamingforfun8662 Ай бұрын
​@@adamstuart8864which one
@killianmccluff36
@killianmccluff36 Ай бұрын
@@adamstuart8864maybe it was those producers he spoke to
@lewisdwyer1536
@lewisdwyer1536 2 жыл бұрын
The beating up the octopus conversation had me in tears
@jameshickey1294
@jameshickey1294 2 ай бұрын
😂agreed absolutely-I'd kick it" karl meant it just adds to it😂😂- kick my height 😅- timeless gold trio
@daweilee1986
@daweilee1986 5 ай бұрын
Should've been called the Karl Pilkington show
@ceostudio
@ceostudio 2 ай бұрын
The animation makes it hilarious, it’s very Ren and Stimpy 😂
@thejesse
@thejesse Ай бұрын
Very Hanna-Barbera.
@leroybrown1994
@leroybrown1994 2 жыл бұрын
How did I listen to 3.5 hours of this amazing, hilarious drivel. These 3 are comedic gold, especially Karl.
@phoneyphone
@phoneyphone 5 ай бұрын
If only there were more
@TheRuddster95
@TheRuddster95 4 ай бұрын
"absolute twaddle"
@jameshickey1294
@jameshickey1294 2 ай бұрын
Manmoth-maggie,an it flew away😅-Dyson..mission impossible 2-Egg. So many classics
@andrewturnbull4228
@andrewturnbull4228 4 жыл бұрын
Steve's wit is pretty incredible
@BonnerDoemling
@BonnerDoemling 3 жыл бұрын
He’s my favorite of the three; he’s so underrated
@condutchak
@condutchak 3 жыл бұрын
He's very underrated
@brandonadams5270
@brandonadams5270 3 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with your comment a year later, fuck KZfaq for not gifting me Karl earlier
@obadala
@obadala 2 жыл бұрын
Hit or miss at best
@OzyMandias13
@OzyMandias13 2 жыл бұрын
It's THE EYES..
@1Live2Love3Thrive
@1Live2Love3Thrive 2 жыл бұрын
Karl the greatest English philosopher. He’ll say something on the outset may appear stupid or silly but actually at times is profound lol
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
He certainly has way of putting a unique perspective on things.
@user-sr5gt1rt3n
@user-sr5gt1rt3n 3 ай бұрын
So true. Honestly he is a genius
@robertcooney1938
@robertcooney1938 3 ай бұрын
How about all the things Karl has said or predicted that Stephen and Ricky laughed at, but came true?
@benayers8622
@benayers8622 3 ай бұрын
yeah I honestly don't know why ther laughing half the time must be cos ther too thick to comprehend so resort to laughter
@LifeOfRy
@LifeOfRy 2 ай бұрын
@@benayers8622 that is *definitely* not the case.
@Robisquick
@Robisquick 9 ай бұрын
You know what’s funny? They actually made a black mirror episode that has to do with Karl’s idea of putting a loved ones brain inside the living persons brain hahahahahah
@ShaneJay-wx7nu
@ShaneJay-wx7nu 4 күн бұрын
You know what's even funnier? There has already been a movie with this concept that has already been produced called "The Man with two brains" in 1983.
@migz.98
@migz.98 2 жыл бұрын
“I kicked me height when I was a kid” Has to be the funniest one liner ever 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂
@airkuna
@airkuna 2 ай бұрын
no
@Partylizard1
@Partylizard1 Ай бұрын
The weird bit is that Merchant acts as if he doesn’t know what it means 😂 kicking above your height is the same as punching above your weight (both common sayings in America).
@airkuna
@airkuna Ай бұрын
THAT SENTENCE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE...
@artemislogic5252
@artemislogic5252 28 күн бұрын
@@airkuna it means when he kicked his foot in the air he could get it as high as his head, kicking his height
@tertainment414
@tertainment414 19 күн бұрын
I think it's more like kicking a cold / flu. He got rid of his old height ​@@artemislogic5252
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
"The cancer came out of his mouth." Fucking kills me, Merchant's reaction is so perfect.
@JoshWilliams-vn5rj
@JoshWilliams-vn5rj 11 күн бұрын
😢😅😅😊😊😊
@ShimrobReduxShimrobRedux
@ShimrobReduxShimrobRedux Ай бұрын
He predicted Apple vision. Lol Karl pilkington is our version of Nostradamus
@jammyjoe126
@jammyjoe126 3 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a show of karl living his days.. and Steve and ricky throw spanners into the works 😂 prank calls.. hired people to give him problems.. that would be a funny show .. karl u do help me smile😂
@IanSinclair77
@IanSinclair77 2 жыл бұрын
You saw Idiot Abroad, right?
@racheleb143
@racheleb143 Жыл бұрын
@@IanSinclair77 I was about to say💀😂
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
Yup, they did that years ago. Idiot Abroad, terrific show.
@ABCDEFGHIJKELA...
@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Жыл бұрын
I don't know man, Karl is a sweet dude, with a kind heart, I'm not sure I'd get many laughs off him being pranked and emotionally tortured outside of his workplace. Might be funny for a special tho!
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
@@ABCDEFGHIJKELA... Trust me, I share the same sentiments about Karl as you do. But it's hilarious.
@AmandaJayne
@AmandaJayne 4 жыл бұрын
Rickys screaming laugh makes everything 100x funnier to me🤣
@victorromeromartinez8565
@victorromeromartinez8565 2 жыл бұрын
Same. But, it's the high squeaks that come after the laugh that kills me. 😂
@ghost79ish
@ghost79ish 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me want to remix the sound so everyone's voice is at roughly the same volume.
@pianoninjas2272
@pianoninjas2272 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched these videos so many times that I know all the jokes, I mainly listen to it to hear ricky's laugh...
@stephentumlin8613
@stephentumlin8613 2 жыл бұрын
You’re taking the Mickey, mate. That shrill laughter is like nails on a chalkboard! I wish I could mix his laughter out of these videos, It would be so much more enjoyable.
@liamvancliff8798
@liamvancliff8798 2 жыл бұрын
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@sophistre
@sophistre Жыл бұрын
'are you in charge of the brain, or is the brain in charge of you?' --they don't put it like that in neuroscience but that is the constant question, lol. karl is right about things way more often than they give him credit for. he just consistently lacks the ability to give them a cogent explanation for the thing he has sensed that is nevertheless true, rofl.
@imeverywhere9633
@imeverywhere9633 3 ай бұрын
he just means the conscious and subconscious but has limited vocabulary.
@EziixPked
@EziixPked Ай бұрын
if ony he got stranded on the island with his dictionary
@jessamyers8761
@jessamyers8761 24 күн бұрын
First time listener here and i went from pure depression to hilarious joy!!!!! Thank u so much
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 11 күн бұрын
Welcome to the the Karl club! I binged everything Karl years ago and always find my way back. His TV shows are amazing.
@mandlin4602
@mandlin4602 4 ай бұрын
Honestly Ricky has gone down hill without Karl, Karl really was a comedy gold mine.
@sigurdrobertsson2231
@sigurdrobertsson2231 3 ай бұрын
That's not true, you've just stopped following him without Carl
@Mac-sb5lj
@Mac-sb5lj 2 ай бұрын
To be sure. But he still browbeats and bullies others.
@RSProdism
@RSProdism 2 ай бұрын
@@sigurdrobertsson2231Karl*
@simplelife88393
@simplelife88393 22 күн бұрын
Ricky won awards since then Karl has a small KZfaq channel
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 20 күн бұрын
Errr, the other way round surely?
@indigodoctor77
@indigodoctor77 4 ай бұрын
Two things right away: It is a very popular idea among writers to just start writing and eventually something good will come out so Rick and Steve seem like idiots making fun of that concept and Karl’s film idea almost sounds like All Of Me from the 80”s with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin where Steve Martin is Walking around with dead Lily Tomlins character controlling half his thoughts. There are a lot of these where Karl is talking about something that exists and the other two are making fun while seeming completely ignorant to the world around them.
@Brett-yq7pj
@Brett-yq7pj 2 ай бұрын
How do you feel about see through skin
@MLennholm
@MLennholm 2 ай бұрын
There are a lot of these comments from idiots like you who don't understand that Steve and Ricky are intentionally winding Karl up. Furthermore, just because that film exists doesn't mean it's not a ridiculous idea worthy of mockery.
@donnykroeber1103
@donnykroeber1103 Ай бұрын
It literally makes me so mad, Karl usually is saying incredibly creative ideas or rational things just in a funny way, and either because its unconventional or they just think it’s funny, Rick and Steve dogpile on him for it
@jsbrooksie
@jsbrooksie 24 күн бұрын
These are timeless. Please make more!
@OzyMandias13
@OzyMandias13 4 жыл бұрын
They took down the account with the original versions of these (parts 1-3). They had like 8 million views!
@MerchXplorer
@MerchXplorer 4 жыл бұрын
Its BULLSHIT
@trevvz
@trevvz 4 жыл бұрын
@@MerchXplorer I mean... it was plain piracy
@michaelharrison5564
@michaelharrison5564 4 жыл бұрын
It was up for years too
@ShadowOfDanger
@ShadowOfDanger 3 жыл бұрын
@@MerchXplorer 0000000000000000
@ShadowOfDanger
@ShadowOfDanger 3 жыл бұрын
@@MerchXplorer 0000000000000000
@kasperribera4574
@kasperribera4574 5 ай бұрын
Ricky should let karl finish his sentences, steve is just ridin ricky but it would be nice to hear karl out sometimes
@tomlewis2984
@tomlewis2984 2 күн бұрын
You understand that it was all a big bit right?
@AnnieAutopsy
@AnnieAutopsy Жыл бұрын
"TING TONG BING BONG Its tingin its way up the tube..." 2:28:51 My husband heard me saying this and asked where it's from. Lol, how do you even begin that conversation? I really need to introduce him to these. Especially, the animated ones. They are truly a treasure and never get old. I have been watching and listening every night for 2 years straight. I know, I know, Im a newb. Play a record...
@SlowGraffitiVideo
@SlowGraffitiVideo Жыл бұрын
This makes me believe in humanity
@islandvibes383
@islandvibes383 5 ай бұрын
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@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
Your comment is brilliant.
@rryanreid
@rryanreid Ай бұрын
And with in 15 years the glasses idea is almost a reality.
@Ow_ee
@Ow_ee Ай бұрын
How he managed to get augmented reality so spot and Ricky can’t even imagine it to be a possibility. Ahead of his time!
@NotDr.Evil137
@NotDr.Evil137 13 күн бұрын
When Karl and Stephen agree they dont care for Ricky's cat was a brilliant alliance 😂
@JustinChohan
@JustinChohan 2 жыл бұрын
2:01:25 when you realize Karl predicted the metaverse
@FuzzyTheBear
@FuzzyTheBear 2 жыл бұрын
had the same flash .. glasses with alternate reality.
@vstvrxth
@vstvrxth Жыл бұрын
Literally the most likely thing he predicted and they shut it down smh
@jameshickey1294
@jameshickey1294 2 ай бұрын
😂agreed-the chip (Elon)"I wouldn't be me I'd always be on Google " professional leg rubber 😂 - timeless gold🤝🫡
@burnsloads
@burnsloads 8 ай бұрын
'Is my name karl Pilkington?' 'Yes' 'No' 'Right then, chuffed I found heaven'
@FuzzyTheBear
@FuzzyTheBear 2 жыл бұрын
Karl is the show :D Can't imagine what those two would do without him.
@jameshickey1294
@jameshickey1294 2 ай бұрын
Agreed 👍 an karl wouldn't work without the combo of rick/steve- the perrfek trio- (don't see that choc bar anymore)- timeless gold this ,xfm should have won more awards at the time but radio didn't know how big these were gona be - 😂
@jrg6007
@jrg6007 Ай бұрын
The Office
@matthewv4170
@matthewv4170 Ай бұрын
They should have done top gear
@mummyduck6748
@mummyduck6748 Жыл бұрын
"not my hands either" 😂 👌 That's why he's a genius in my eyes tbh 😂 He always thinks 'outside the box' & says exactly what he thinks (before his brain has 😂)
@BeckerMarieJane
@BeckerMarieJane 5 ай бұрын
The slight hmmmm when Ricky responded "so you're just watching another man mastrubating" is even more brilliant.
@kungpochopedtuna
@kungpochopedtuna 29 күн бұрын
RICKY GOT THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE WRONG! THAT HAD ME SO CONFUSED FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES
@breblizz4321
@breblizz4321 24 күн бұрын
Im reading the comments to see if anyone else noticed that! I’ll be trying to figure out the correct answer all day but I’ll give in and look it up at some point
@breblizz4321
@breblizz4321 24 күн бұрын
Wait no I get it now. It does make sense. Because if you ask the devil he would lie and say that the angel would say he’s guarding hell, but if you ask the angel which guard the other is guarding then the angel would tell the truth and say that the devil would lie and say he’s guarding heaven
@NefruSimons
@NefruSimons 15 күн бұрын
No he didn't, listen carefully and more importantly, try to imagine what he is saying. He explained it perfectly. Frankly i would mess up the explanation on the first go for sure, he impressed me with how he managed to do it in first try.
@veritycalvert2009
@veritycalvert2009 2 жыл бұрын
I watch different bits of this daily at the moment. It’s so funny, and it’s good to laugh
@someone-kc3oz
@someone-kc3oz 3 ай бұрын
Not wrong there love 😂
@jameshickey1294
@jameshickey1294 2 ай бұрын
Agreed, daily dose of these genius trio is part of a good day - ✨️ manmoth-maggie,the tik tac incident 😂. Wat do you remember then?=karl.😂😂🤝🫡
@Mine4062
@Mine4062 26 күн бұрын
11:41 Ricky's excited little giggle. 🤣😵 Wish he laughed like that all the time.
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
Im in stitches ...its all too funny...best selection ever.
@trevin277
@trevin277 Жыл бұрын
"what are those things in Gremlin's called" I assume Ricky finds this funny because he assumes they're called Gremlins but they're actually Mogwais to technically Karl's question wasn't that stupid
@mikescott8903
@mikescott8903 Жыл бұрын
A mogwai is technically a gremlin. The gremlin is it's advanced state. So.....
@BeckerMarieJane
@BeckerMarieJane 5 ай бұрын
​@@mikescott8903not to be pedantic(actually exactly that😅) but technically gremlins are the mutated versions of mogwais. Mogwais do not evolve into gremlins but mutate into them.
@mikescott8903
@mikescott8903 5 ай бұрын
@@BeckerMarieJane so I'm right thanks
@BeckerMarieJane
@BeckerMarieJane 5 ай бұрын
@@mikescott8903 nope you're not... Mutation is the modification of a gene. The modification of that gene can be both progressive or backward... When the mutation is a progressive modification of the gene that's called evolution(evolving into a advanced state) but most mutation are regressive meaning that the modification of that gene is a return to it's primitive state which is the opposite of advancing or evolving in the case of mogwais mutation into gremlin it's 100% a regressive mutation of the gene so a return to a more primitive genetic state.
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
​@@mikescott8903mogwai is technically a mogwai ...what kind of moron are you? And swinging your tiny micky around about it as well, as if you hadn't just said something do stupid my mind is blowing in the wind. Mogwai is technically a glove on a puppeteers fist. 😂
@lovelyykat_
@lovelyykat_ 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Steve and Ricky are actually friends with Karl instead of it just being for the cameras x
@ryanlord7658
@ryanlord7658 4 жыл бұрын
Karl telling the future between 1:57:00 and 2:05:00 is one of the greatest Karl moments of his career 😂 what a load of bosswellox
@josepha4092
@josepha4092 3 жыл бұрын
I liked the glasses idea idn why they dismissed it so quickly :(
@vuk8550
@vuk8550 3 жыл бұрын
@@josepha4092 That's Oculus in today's time tho. Karl predicted VR and AR and RIcky just brushed it of as ridiculous. lol
@tomdenton.5899
@tomdenton.5899 2 жыл бұрын
Karl did predict augmented reality though
@sheepthehack
@sheepthehack Жыл бұрын
@@vuk8550 its AR.. not VR... VR doesnt usually include whats already around u... AR is EXACTLY what Karl described!!
@tRicky198181
@tRicky198181 8 ай бұрын
Prediction of the show Peripherals.
@Simon-fr4ts
@Simon-fr4ts Жыл бұрын
So many incredible moments in here. I have never laughed so much.
@joannesmith3991
@joannesmith3991 Жыл бұрын
these animated versions are just brilliant
@SmD-ff5xd
@SmD-ff5xd 3 ай бұрын
@@naturalcreature6317 did you ever see the webcam they had?:') it was about 6 pixels at 1fps
@danielafoslin2799
@danielafoslin2799 2 жыл бұрын
The Clive Owen idea made an actual appearance in a Black Mirror episode called “Black Museum”. I was so excited and tickled that Karl’s ridiculous idea was made into an actual television episode 😂
@rakadoni8403
@rakadoni8403 2 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly ! 😂
@IanSinclair77
@IanSinclair77 2 жыл бұрын
Two episodes did. Back to back. His Tom Cruise being dead amd having his face idea was the other
@1Live2Love3Thrive
@1Live2Love3Thrive 2 жыл бұрын
They need to give him credit
@1Live2Love3Thrive
@1Live2Love3Thrive 2 жыл бұрын
That was already done on face off
@stevesand8845
@stevesand8845 2 жыл бұрын
Of he saw it and then brought it up lol….. it aired in December of 2017!so what came first
@vstvrxth
@vstvrxth Жыл бұрын
“Ive always wanted to kick a duck up the arse” 😂😂😂😂😂
@djzio
@djzio 9 ай бұрын
I was laughing so loud when he said that, I almost passed out! 😂
@doylebohr1434
@doylebohr1434 5 ай бұрын
IMO the very best Karl moments are the ones that absolutely nobody on the planet could predict were coming. Kick a duck up the arse... People who's jobs come with a lot of responsibilities, like Bruce Willis... Monkey whizzes by on a tricycle... A few off the top of my head.
@mcgoogs
@mcgoogs 2 ай бұрын
2:01:18 I’m sorry did Karl PREDICT VR HEADSETS, to which Ricky said “absolute bollocks, never gonna work”?!
@alexdaniels4805
@alexdaniels4805 3 ай бұрын
Wait I think I've come up with a different answer for the riddle. If you ask 1 of them the question 'how many doors are you guarding' and they answer anything other than 1, thats the door to hell as the guard of hell always lies. If the guard says 1, then that door leads to heaven as the guard can only tell the truth
@dr.mund0339
@dr.mund0339 2 ай бұрын
Yup or what's 2+2. Or what's my name. Or what color is red lol there's so many easy questions. Ricky made it so confusing lol
@TonyLemur
@TonyLemur Ай бұрын
The critical bit Ricky got wrong is that you *don't* know that the hell door is blocked by the lying guard. You don't know which door is guarded by which guard. So yes, you can use your question to determine which guard is which, but then you have no questions left to determine which *door* is which.
@matthewv4170
@matthewv4170 Ай бұрын
The guard who lied is guarding hell
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 8 ай бұрын
Animation at 57:40 is incorrect, Karl would not be shirtless and hatless on a beach, especially not in Britain!
@Nunya310
@Nunya310 2 жыл бұрын
This show was CRIMINALLY underrated!!!!
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
All the best things are.
@mattseal2615
@mattseal2615 3 жыл бұрын
Surely on the heaven and hell door question you ask ‘is my name karl’
@JetsonDrums
@JetsonDrums 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not in the cartoon but on the podcasts, they later clarified that Ricky should have said to assume no prior knowledge. Otherwise, yeah, Karl could have just asked any question for which there’s only one answer that anyone would know.
@liamhorgan7366
@liamhorgan7366 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the point is that you need to decipher which door is which with only one question, so asking about who name is what would get you no where at all. Also Ricky gave incorrect information that “the liar is guarding hell and the truthful one guards heaven”. Most likely the answer to your question of “is my name Karl?” would be, from either of the guards, “I don’t know.”
@mp6725
@mp6725 8 ай бұрын
Karl's movie idea from the first couple of minutes is literally an episode of Black Mirror so Karl was way ahead of his time.
@navillus15
@navillus15 2 ай бұрын
I love the animation on this show, but they should've googled what Munchies are and they aren't crisps.
@joz1329
@joz1329 9 күн бұрын
Finally, someone noticed ❤
@PlayaP69
@PlayaP69 3 жыл бұрын
The conversation at 1:16:00 between Ricky and Steve, when Steve says, "Straight back to hosting game shows.", sounds oddly specific. Especially, when Ricky laughs. I wonder who they were referring to. LOL.
@richardgere7915
@richardgere7915 3 жыл бұрын
Could be anne robinson
@tedro8834
@tedro8834 3 жыл бұрын
Likely Rik Waller who was a singer and was doing "pop idol"
@thetopherhaslanded
@thetopherhaslanded 3 жыл бұрын
It's Chris Tarrant from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire
@donnajohnson8226
@donnajohnson8226 3 жыл бұрын
Michael Barrymore or John Leslie
@hoxtonhockler
@hoxtonhockler Ай бұрын
Dale Winton was big around that time.
@TheMeatyFinger
@TheMeatyFinger 4 ай бұрын
“So this is building up to a lesbian love story” … “well yeh it’s kinda relevant now” if only Karl knew how on point he is
@rayholmes653
@rayholmes653 4 ай бұрын
'I haven't heard of a cod being ill....' 😂
@lindatruderung9378
@lindatruderung9378 2 ай бұрын
At 1:16:02 ... Ricky needs to shut his gob about the pain involved in kidney stones. It is horrible pain. The pain can feel crippling... Making it hard to stand or straighten up.
@DanielWilliams-oi4ss
@DanielWilliams-oi4ss Күн бұрын
Watching this in 2024 realizing Karl described the plot to Cyberpunk
@pauliewalnuts2527
@pauliewalnuts2527 2 жыл бұрын
The more I watch the more I think Karl is actually a misunderstood genius
@X737_
@X737_ Жыл бұрын
You should stop then 😂
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
He is a certain kind of thinker which is a kind of genius ..definitely makes connections in his brain that most people dont make which i think is genius. But by any measure hes not got a high iq. Which i think just goes to show iq tests are stoopid. Papua new guineans are lowest on iq test and jews highest. A lot of jewish are laywrds bankers mathmaticians but if you put a jew in a jungle hes be dead in a few hours wheras a paua new guinean knows every plant every noise every snake of that jungle but no iq test is made by a papua person. Id say a lot of jewish acedemics involved in creating the iq test. But carl would be kind fugged in a jungle or an acedimic situation.
@bobwoww8384
@bobwoww8384 3 ай бұрын
I agree
@tyroon81
@tyroon81 20 күн бұрын
Who's doing the thinking, you or you're brain?
@mariusstrmglendrange2411
@mariusstrmglendrange2411 Ай бұрын
Black mirror watches Karl before making ANY episode ;)!!!
@geminilew
@geminilew Ай бұрын
YES
@mrcoach69
@mrcoach69 3 жыл бұрын
I wish ricky recorded the live version and released it. The cartoon is hilarious and I bet it would be even funnier actually seeing them have those conversation 🤣
@iamthegreatest861
@iamthegreatest861 2 жыл бұрын
Im positive there is a live version but to get a hold of it is another matter :)
@tonythetiger1600
@tonythetiger1600 2 жыл бұрын
I no I'm l8 but xfm is where the majority of this is from old radio show therez hours of it xfm . It's hilarious 🤣
@byebrows9698
@byebrows9698 Жыл бұрын
@@tonythetiger1600 none of the Ricky Gervais show comes from XFM at all
@tonythetiger1600
@tonythetiger1600 Жыл бұрын
@@byebrows9698 they do the sake bits from xfm
@byebrows9698
@byebrows9698 Жыл бұрын
@@tonythetiger1600 not at all. The animation is based solely on the podcast. Not a single bit is from XFM.
@alexdonze3361
@alexdonze3361 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when Karl talks about newspeak without even realizing it
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
That went over my head which bit was that?
@CaptainArn
@CaptainArn 2 жыл бұрын
3:26:11 "Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost."
@SmD-ff5xd
@SmD-ff5xd 3 ай бұрын
This tank is individual though, so surely the individual would just "think" more suffering and upset into the world, that's what perfect implies
@archiewall124
@archiewall124 2 жыл бұрын
Why’s that such a weird thing when that’s what they do now? That’s what they do now. That’s what they do. They do that.
@benlewis2514
@benlewis2514 4 жыл бұрын
Did Karl Pilkington predict Black Museum
@williamsmith666
@williamsmith666 4 жыл бұрын
He definitely predicted augmented reality with his glasses.
@davis2387
@davis2387 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@rickyp1494
@rickyp1494 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just waiting for see-thru-skin to be adopted by the masses.
@tedro8834
@tedro8834 3 жыл бұрын
Almost perfectly lol
@ryandowney3577
@ryandowney3577 2 жыл бұрын
Brooker is a poor man's Pilkington
@KyleBushnellGames
@KyleBushnellGames 3 ай бұрын
the fact that Ricky shut down karl about his predictions of the future when he basically said VR glasses, because Ricky thought the idea was dumb and the worst one he had, yet we already have that today, Karl actually did predict the future.
@ellisjames8517
@ellisjames8517 4 ай бұрын
Sorry I just crack up all the time at Clive Warren 😂😂😂
@djzio
@djzio 9 ай бұрын
Every time they Ricky and Stephen riffed about Clive Warren, I'd have to pause the video because I was pissing meself
@TheJayLordx
@TheJayLordx 2 жыл бұрын
That riddle with the two doors is so daft. You could just ask them something stupid like "Do I have a nose"
@DannyBReviews
@DannyBReviews 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you’d know who was telling the truth and lying but you still don’t know who is guarding what door. The original riddle don’t say the truthful one is guarding heaven or vice-versa.
@TheJayLordx
@TheJayLordx 2 жыл бұрын
@@DannyBReviews Ahhhhhhh that makes more sense. The way Ricky words it the honest one is always guarding heaven and the liar is always guarding hell which would mean you could ask pretty much any obvious, black and white question
@christinac2652
@christinac2652 3 ай бұрын
​@@DannyBReviewsI thought he said the one guarding heaven always tells the truth?
@finksinatra1575
@finksinatra1575 2 ай бұрын
That is wild.
@succumb2
@succumb2 Ай бұрын
In 2010 Karl Pilkington predicts Apple Vision @ 2:01:20
@donnykroeber1103
@donnykroeber1103 10 күн бұрын
“If Newton said it, you’d be going Hmm… Interesting.”
@krumplethemal8831
@krumplethemal8831 3 ай бұрын
Lol "would I know which one I was?"
@dannyfox1998
@dannyfox1998 4 күн бұрын
It's incredible how many times Karl says something profound but just doesn't quite word it right
@MrGoandrush
@MrGoandrush Ай бұрын
good film idea, Black Mirror actually covers this subject on one episode. Also reminds me an older movie with Steve Martin in it. This film can be interesting as a deep psychological drama. I dont mind to use actors have not been around for 10 years or no stars. Acting is not about fame, it is about acting. I probably not use Morgen Freeman, or the others, cn be any good actors. Same case with Black Mirror. You dont know those actors but it is great drama, good acting good directors. So I believe with a good crew this could be a great film.
@kristianstipe
@kristianstipe 4 жыл бұрын
Karl's movie could make sense if he changed it to the following. Clive and Rebecca plus one more person are scientists experimenting with this brain swopping thing, but so far they haven't had any human volunteers. Then C and R are both in an accident. The left side of her brain is badly damaged but the rest of her is fine. Everything But the left side of C's brain is damaged so he will die. Their scientist collegue, knowing they would agree, then pops C's half brain into her, and then the story works... not that I would watch the peice of crap. :D
@ryanlord7658
@ryanlord7658 4 жыл бұрын
Gary P hahah underrated message
@KennethKilleen266
@KennethKilleen266 4 жыл бұрын
@Peter Phillips Brilliant
@kremlas
@kremlas 3 жыл бұрын
There actually was a movie made in 1971 in Czech Republic (fine, Czechoslovakia). Called 'Pane, vy jste vdova!' (Sir, you're a widow!), it's an absurd comedy about botched assassinations and brain swaps... and it's only bloody brilliant. And as with many more things, we Czechs were actually first to do it (at least I hope). I know I'm necroing, I don't care. Do yourself a favor and try to find it with subtitles. If you like intelligent, yet wacky humor, you won't regret it. And so even though Karl is technically second at best to come up with the idea, this concept actually works really well.
@kremlas
@kremlas 3 жыл бұрын
I mean I really don't know why I didn't put it here in the first place... www.imdb.com/title/tt0065331/
@Nexlated
@Nexlated Жыл бұрын
First comment ✅
@artemislogic5252
@artemislogic5252 28 күн бұрын
2:02:05 not absolutely mental, thats augmented reality and will be the future, karl is a genius
@whatsthepoint8364
@whatsthepoint8364 5 ай бұрын
The illustrations make this so fucking funny. Karl thinking is hilarious
@redo6309
@redo6309 9 ай бұрын
To be fair karl was right during 2:01:44 talking about vr and what not
@RSeph
@RSeph 3 жыл бұрын
3:26:10 is my absolute favourite scene in the whole show
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 Жыл бұрын
Gervais laughing puts you off listening…Karl is one cool guy
@dirtyjack6300
@dirtyjack6300 9 ай бұрын
Oh man, Ricky would get cancelled so hard for 2:22:40 nowadays.
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 11 күн бұрын
You must not have watched his last appearance hosting the Golden Globes....
@TomH999111
@TomH999111 5 ай бұрын
riddle at 20:21, critical bit Ricky didn't say was that each guard knows what door the other one is guarding as well as their own.
@topman8565
@topman8565 4 ай бұрын
Process of elimination
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 11 күн бұрын
If each guard knows what door the other is guarding then obviously they would know their own door, that's just redundant.
@stuartsmith9575
@stuartsmith9575 2 жыл бұрын
Love this.. never gets old, sit the phone down and listen and laugh ma head off, no need for the amination (just my opinion) never the less it's comedy gold!
@stuartsmith9575
@stuartsmith9575 2 ай бұрын
Still listen to these 3 every night brilliant ❤😂😂😂😂
@stuartsmith9575
@stuartsmith9575 2 ай бұрын
No way didn't even realise i just commented on my own post lol
@Hazeleyes878
@Hazeleyes878 Ай бұрын
Stay Green ! Stay in the woods ! Stay safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DanceySteveYNWA
@DanceySteveYNWA 4 жыл бұрын
5:23 "He sez", bit gets me every time, as does "Weetabix!" 12:15
@LooseOnTheGoose
@LooseOnTheGoose 4 күн бұрын
I love how Steve clearly just makes up his stories on the spot
@ryankennett5605
@ryankennett5605 9 ай бұрын
1:01:19 elite part 😭😭😭
@brishenhess4759
@brishenhess4759 Ай бұрын
I love this, the dedication.
@Tom-bn6pr
@Tom-bn6pr Жыл бұрын
"use a sausage, I mean why lose a finger?" "Weeeeeeeeeeeell I'll tell you why"
@TheFreemanuk
@TheFreemanuk 5 ай бұрын
Karl is a top human being. You can tell all the way through Ricky is intimidated by his honesty. I dont think i could have sat there for 5 mins without punching Gervais in the teetth.
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 5 ай бұрын
Hes such a nob ed. Ive grown to hate him less i found him so painful at first now they dont seem so bad. I guess you get used to him over time. But hes still a nob.
@LS-ot6vd
@LS-ot6vd 4 ай бұрын
In my humble opinion, Ricky demonstrates that he is actually very envious of Karl's flair for humour. Karl is *effortlessly* funny, whereas Gervais has to plan and put thought into his comedy. And I remember in one particular episode of the RGS, Karl was absent, and Steve and Ricky were struggling to keep the show 'as funny' without him. It annoys me when Ricky is blatantly bullying him and being awful to him. It reminds me of a guy who used to bully me when I was 13. One minute he is your best buddy, but then will mock you and put you down in front of others. So yeah, Ricky can be a real **** at times.
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 4 ай бұрын
@@LS-ot6vd totally it still bugs me when Karl says something true and Ricky laughs and also the way when he mocks Karl about something like evolution he then goes on to mumble something about genes blah blah almost incoherent because he actually doesn't know either. But I try to think of it as just a charecter hes playing ⁰
@CedrickTudge
@CedrickTudge 28 күн бұрын
​@@Padraigpwe're all nobs tho aren't we if we're honest
@Padraigp
@Padraigp 28 күн бұрын
@@CedrickTudge only at night lol!>
@kyleknapp2585
@kyleknapp2585 2 жыл бұрын
Karl predicted the metaverse 😂
@Jideaohn
@Jideaohn 2 ай бұрын
Dude, I *love* when Ricky explodes with anger 😂
@HA05GER
@HA05GER 3 ай бұрын
I passed a 7.5mm stone its possible but owinful😢
@theq4602
@theq4602 3 жыл бұрын
Karl's idea will be ripped off into a Adam Sandler type film. Mark my word.
@jessemccann9711
@jessemccann9711 3 жыл бұрын
Which one this video is nearly 4 hours long
@daveman-1997
@daveman-1997 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessemccann9711 I think they mean the very first clip, Karl's movie idea.
@racheleb143
@racheleb143 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Black Mirror already adapted it into an episode.
@theq4602
@theq4602 Жыл бұрын
@@daveman-1997 yeah that one
@mdh8320
@mdh8320 4 жыл бұрын
2:06:16 Funniest thing Karl said
@PlayaP69
@PlayaP69 3 жыл бұрын
"Kick a duck up that arse"?
@davidkerr66
@davidkerr66 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@philipodonnell8943
@philipodonnell8943 Ай бұрын
Virtual reality (ricky and steve said its pathetic), Karl is funny but he predicted it
@norberthubapeter4650
@norberthubapeter4650 3 ай бұрын
Karl predicted VR glasses !
@mrjek0076
@mrjek0076 2 ай бұрын
What’s funny is the movie idea is kinda loosely the premise of the TV boxset series ‘Upload’ on Amazon Prime 😂
@apnerd1741
@apnerd1741 3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have an idea where one could buy seasons 1-3 outside the UK digitally? Amazon didn't allow me to purchase it without a Credit Card based in the UK.
@pauliewalnuts2527
@pauliewalnuts2527 2 жыл бұрын
Does it have to be a credit card or can it be debit? You can buy burner cards online. I bet you can buy UK based burner cards.
@Zachhhhhhhhhhhh
@Zachhhhhhhhhhhh 6 ай бұрын
I got an ad for Clive Owen’s new show on FX during Karl’s Clive Warren movie pitch lol
@PaddyRoon7
@PaddyRoon7 5 ай бұрын
"Stone cold dead" is the actual phrase in my head now, I can't even remember what the original is.
@koboskolors
@koboskolors 3 ай бұрын
Yea, but which brain came up with it?
@MarcoJoceph
@MarcoJoceph 3 ай бұрын
2:01:27 Karl invents the Metaverse in 2009
@AlanFink-wz3zj
@AlanFink-wz3zj 3 ай бұрын
I FN CANNOT. FOR REAL. SO GOOD. Hahaha. I hate to even stop recording. Wow.
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