The amounta cheese in this video made me poop myself coz I’m lactose intolerant

Become the cheese, you must.

I'm playing Dark Souls 1 for the first time, and this describes my experience exactly. I realized at some point is that the fun doesn't come from overcoming a good, well-designed challenge, but hitting the enemies with more BS than they hit you with!

@@matthewjones6786 DS1 is simple, just dodge and hit. The fun is learning when to dodge and when to hit.

@@tsarXadam I agree with the simplicity, but it feels way too janky for me to think of it as proper game of timing. Of course I'm only a third of the way through it, maybe it'll click later?

he lay down again in the bed⛹️‍♂️🏊‍♀️🏊‍♂️🏇🏄‍♀️🏄‍♂️🥌

but took a pair of scissors💯🆎

‘To my grandmother’s.’👒👑👢👡👠👟👞

Concuss in the game, concuss in real life.

THERE'S A BOT INFESTATION IN THE REPLIES!!!! AAAAAAAA

You should check out the modern VF5 Ultimate Showdown on ps4 (free with PSN). The animations are by far the best in any fighting game I've ever seen. Extremely visceral and brutal but realistic.

4:42

hello, fellow animator. I am also CEO of 3 companies.

​@@neutralnarration1463 As the Queen of France, I too appreciate the amount of detail in the primitive character bone mesh algorithms

Better than Injustice and MK

punch + punch + punch + spin kick on virtua fighter 2 brings me pain.

all i remember is saying fuck this game and buying tekken. lol. actually i skipped tekken 1 and bought #2 now i think about it. tekken 1 felt like a ripoff of virtua fighter, imo

@@smatchimo645 the games great but holy shit even normal is difficult asf

@@idekidek_ after renting on PS1 id only play it at the arcades myself, i loved the way it played on those machines! i was never good at fighting games with joystick though. fun to watch those that are good at them though.

@@smatchimo645 for a 90’s game it was really impressive and still can compete with some of these new fighting games to this day

_Please no Mr Street Fighter I don't want to get Potempkin Buster'd in real life I'd probably die_

Ironically, playing Virtua Fighter 5 is a million times less painful than playing Virtua Fighter 1. Also, how are those bot’s comments not weeded out yet? Jeezus.

Sir I hate to inform you that your comment has been infeasted with thot bots

You got that backwards how did you fuck that up

“I want a pizza” -Dunkey

@@dankmemes8254 Oh bother. Will this epidemic of bots on comments sections ever cease?

Thank you for making the point I came here to make!

Its a funny gamke

too much gamke not enough gamke

it's not though

Because they just tumble out lmao

Love this gamke

"was one of the first fighting games you actually felt like the characters had some weight to them" Except with the moon jumping

yeah wasn't tekken inspired by virtua fighter?

@@hi_its_jerry Tekken was pretty much Virtua Fighter satire that somehow stuck. lol

@@hi_its_jerry Tekken 1 and 2 were directed by one of the creators of the original Virtua Fighter. It's funny that once he left both series, they stepped up and became much better (VF2, Tekken 3).

@@marianoclerici3986 That's pretty hilarious when you put it like that. lol~ "Oh yeah this guy directed two prolific fighting game franchises, which improved dramatically as soon as he fucked off." lol

Fr tho

Who dat in your pfp

*omega rugal flashbacks*

Or tekken 2 arcade ver

@@eins2001 I don't know her name, but she's from Advance Wars

This made me chuckle for a solid minute

-gex

6:11 ''WINS'' - Proceeds to drop dead.

He can still do this in VF5. It's hilarious and not recommended move.

What an experience.

Sir I’m sorry but this comment is now owned by the thot bots😔

@@ArsenakPulls We must alert people of this phenomenon.

@@whatshappeninganymore2473 I agree sir spread the word

it was the increasing frenzy for more creative and spectacular ring outs that led to the creation of Smash.

@@Funkopedia as the creator of smash, I can confirm this

The game.....OF LIFE

This is me playing Virtua Fighter 2 in Yakuza Kiwami 2.

-Pac

VF is not broken, they are just fighting on the moon

Been spending most my life in a virtual paradise

Bars.

HAHA i love it

wring out them drawers

I mean, it is pretty impressive

"You want the game to push you to your absolute limit and force you to experiment and find out what works. What sucks is when you find out what actually works just isn't that fun. Variety and options are sucked out of the game, you have these severe difficulty spikes that feel overlooked by the developers, and what happens is the player starts pushing back. You notice the cracks in the game's design. You start abusing the AI. You learn how to stop enemies from spawning. And when you push the game to its limit, sometimes it cracks." - Dunkeldink

“I like how (states exactly what the video is).”

@@Therealtitobooty sometimes, in order to discuss the content we consume and enjoy, we must actually talk about said content.

@@TheoHiggins link vid

@@MrBoingus I like how you said sometimes, in order to discuss the content we consume and enjoy, we must actually talk about said content.

Fac

why do you youtuber asses always comment the second a dunkey video is released

@@nox4562 the funny part of the comment is that you he didn’t even need to watch the whole video to realize that

Are you implying that there are more than one of them?!

@@nox4562 you should definitely watch the video before replying

Yeah, certainly wasn't because he edited out the parts he failled to make the vídeo funnier lol

@@tamamo8220 You have to play enough to master it to get the clips of you having mastered it. Also you might have seen the entire first half where he failed idk

he didn't showcased jacky, so he didn't mastered it. Jacky has the most bullshit two hit combo in the game. You can literally win with a single button. His high kick is so stupid fast and strong that it will allways knock up, and the follow up keeps it in the air. If you time it correctly, you can ring out most characters in the first 4 seconds of the round. Only jeffry was a problem because he was too heavy to do it reliably, but even if he didn't fell off, he woulded been at 50% hp because the kicks are strong af.

Stupid beats stupid every time

Meanwhile the wolf ran🥛🍼🍯🍮🍭🍬🍫

or you may fall and break the😸😺💩🤖👾👽👻

Everyone: Wow, that's epic man! Badass!

@@Medytacjusz Until you miss your target

Well, it is quite special.

spishul

Thank you george

"I win. Bye bye."

so he's a JoJo Protagonist? gotcha

What the hell is going on here

@@onlywewouldknow spam bot, it’s in a couple other comment threads as well, just report it

@@BonsaiPop yeah, i did after I saw them in other comments. Weird seeing bots talk gibberish to each other tho

Ring out

and out of the fucking blue - Lee Sin

The A.I was cheating tho

>:(

He should have set it to wumbo

these mf checkmarks literally don’t even have to watch the video before commenting and because they’re verified youtube automatically gives them top comment

@My opinion is objectively wrong, but Agreed

When he should be playing game of the year

@@arval4202 Knack 2 baybe???

@@rodrigoalmeida4709 super mario Brothers 2

That's what happens when you come back in ten years.

SUPER FUCKIN MEGA BIGASS

not all my friend, not all. in fact he missed the easiest. Jacky two-kick combo.

"Will spam low punch"

@@mettatheone1705 "will always counter your grapples"

“Was trained with darksouls”

the only game i know that does this is Footsies. It has only one character but you fight many different flavors of cheating AI.

So world of light in smash ultimate? Cause that’s exactly what that whole mode is

Everyone over 30 knew

lol

B

Hey it is my favorite Senior Political Analyst!

@@benjamingardner3314 *everyone over 2

“You shouldn’t quote people who didn’t actually say those things”- Bruce Lee

@@ethankrieger1210 “you shouldn’t quote things people have already said -bruce lee” - gex

@@stutterbutter4822 "Mega mongo mongoose" - gex 2027

"Tail Time!" - Gex

What do you mean? If he says that that means he won't lose (not that he's ever lost in the first place anyways)

What do you mean? He did it first try like always, even more impressive is that it was all on a USB steering wheel

@@gamemasterartist and his controllers not even plugged in!

This is Virtua Fighter, there's no custom anything. But holy shit, you reminded me of Fighter Maker (which I think is what you mean) which I haven't thought about in probably 20 years.

@@SpaghettyLuvsU youre probably right, it was so long ago. but i know he also had virtua fighter. he mustve had both games. anyways fighter maker was amazing then. we could animate polygon, custom characters exactly how we wanted. spent insane amount of time creating characters. now i need to look it up and see if its what i remember. thanks for clarifying and for the name drop of that game. i thought it was a creation mode in VF.

As the other guy said, you couldn't do that in Virtua Fighter.

Great replies, but why do you both have the same channel name I'm getting worried

Lmao what is up with Yakuza games and including random shit to do like play Virtua Fighter and optionally gawk over softcore pr0n?? My friend told me that second part and it cracked me up. I’m definitely playing Yakuza when I buy a PS4 or PS5

@@caseys2698 they're on PC too. Usually on sale for really cheap and on Game Pass too. I put well over 100 hours into Yakuza 0

​@@caseys2698 All the yakuza games are great just don't play yakuza 3 on hard it turns into a blockfest.

@@caseys2698 Because it's a Sega game and inspired by Shenmue which always had a classic Sega arcade game in the world itself. It helps root you to the time period of the story.

@@caseys2698 if you google the girls in the softcore vids, you can find their hardcore vids too, this breathed a new life into yakuza 0 for me recently

For real, pretty impressive when I remember the other 3d stuff coming out at the time.

and hair physics

Put simply, by having shit-tier framerate.

@@araknieretro It was OK in the arcades but they cheaped out on the hardware in the Saturn so it was not really all that capable. The DreamCast was I have no idea how that isn't the 3rd most popular console of all time. Frickin LOOOVED my DC. VF3TB / VF4 reminscing... Awesome.

Knack as in the video game knack? If so, I didn’t know anyone even played it

This is how I played this game, too. It's so much harder than it looks.

I hated it so fucking much. Sweet sweet memories

Fuck that shit game. Jeffry stats for the win

(Virtual Fighter not Yakuza)

I died...a lot and wasted too much money. It was not as bad as the worst part, imho, "mock interview."

Yep, this is the tekken 8 beta, they're taking an old school approach with this one

I honestly thought this was Tekken until about halfway through when he mentioned Virtua Fighter.

The fact that the tekken series was made by people who worked on the first virtua fighter makes this funnier somehow

It really makes you FEEL like a player.

How about batman? Huh??

Underrated!

Ryo is pretty much a original character version of young Akira. It was originally going to be a cinematic origin story of his.

I take it you're the villain of the game

VF does have a very charming look to it. Like, the characters look basic and cartoony enough that the fact they're literally made out of blocks doesn't look out of place. At least compared to Kuma in Tekken 1.

You're supposed to get your ass kicked until you figure out how to do it to other people.

@@DragoonCenten A demonstration of insanity to showcase some tenacity. Personally, I found better thing to do with my time. Like playing anime like Corey in The Big House for the Nintendo DS

@@hossdelgado626 in anything you do, the best way to learn something is usually to keep doing it until you get it right.

@@DragoonCenten Yeah, but with the same amount of effort you could learn to: speak another language, Get the basics of painting down, bake homemade pastries, start a vegetable garden, start playing an instrument, or get out there and find a significant other. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. You do you though.

Just because strategies that work on AI don’t work on real people doesn’t mean it’s impossible to win online. You just have to figure out things that work in real matches

Still waiting on the Tekken 3 vid haha... It will come

Play VF5 Ultimate Showdown.

In one of the new Yakuza game it exists.

And actually, it wasn't even Dunkey playing, it was his 5 year old little brother.

Very few times do people notice, but I think Sega hates anyone who buys their games. Sonic or not.

And yet a certain website call hard games "Nintendo Hard" despite Nintendo made games are usually fair to beat with dedications. Others like SNK, Namco, and Atlus, expect AI that doesn't play by the rules.

*laughs in SNK*

The A.i. is cheap in almost every old school arcade fighting game. These games were designed to suck as many quarters out of childrens pockets as possible.

Yakuza dislikes this comment lol as truthful as it may be!