Dude was bigger than them

Or when they look like they already have football padding on.....

@Moon自殺 Thor is bigger than Brian, Brian slimmed down a bit. Thor weighs around 440 and Brian weights around 410 at the moment. Thor's also stronger

Thor is a legitimate giant! Worlds strongest man 8 times running. He is an absolute giant. He pushes himself to the point he's almost passing out.

@Moon自殺 Thor is much bigger than Eddie Hall bro. 😂

+Jam Went for him there is no point in taking steroids since they don't make you stronger... They just make your muscles appear more "bloated".

@@gjaltdijkstra8902 You must be the most misinformed person in regards to steroid use I have ever seen on KZfaq.

200 years ago?That is quite recent, almost 200 years ago, photography and big cities already exists. It would have been better see this guy at some time when fire guns still did not exist

@@jamiewent9223 he would still be 6'9 and 330-350 lbs lmao

more like 700-900 years ago bro

I would just turn over my lunch money.

Good one 😅

hahaha

Smart men lol

Pronounced not exactly but similarly to this: Half-Thor Jewl-ious Be-yorn-son

Lmao that would Funny

Me too friend, me too

He would just need to fall on them and that would be that.

Lawsuit in the making😂

Pretty sure KZfaq doesn't allow murder videos

Kyle Klimek Hafthor but close enough, he does go by Thor though

Halfthor.

Exactly he goes by Thor and they announced him as Thor

Kyle Klimek he's one of the worlds strongest men, not a bodybuilder

Kyle Klimek l

Yeah, my calendar says I've flu today.

Matt Hummel "LAME",,(L)...

my reaction would say hold on coach i walk to corner and puke , make a call to my mom walk back to coach and say im ready

Custom Courier it's L for Loss big guy and no it wasn't :)

Lucky I am a black viking.

Gay alert

Vikings didn’t need steroids HGH and 8000 calories to be strong warriors unlike this loser

TheFartSmeller69420 no homo

Samuel N aye man they all do it especially if they're competing. Nothing new lol

Samuel N and they were never as big as him

"Yeah coach I think I just broke my ankle." "You're sitting on the bench...how?" "Coach, Ill lie to you long before I line up against that"

Like the great khali in the longest yard lol

@@XMorbidReignX shit, if i was a running back and saw that hulk of a man at DT in the gap i am supposed to hit, I’d break my own ankle before he has a chance to

@MrOGG I don't see why you would cross him in the first place

MrOGG Not a good strategy if you like being alive

@@northernreviews6499 because some people are scumbags by nature and double cross anyone they can.

He seems like a really chill dude

Only people who are too dumb to live would cross him.

That's good!

Me too, and i'm a Packers fan...…..cool deal.

then the fucking beta girl turned it off!

@Loonytoones85 yes because all Muslims are dirty, thank you for summing it up to everybody even though it had nothing to do with the original comment

@Loonytoones85 wow, I Hope you're not a grown man with kids?

They should’ve played that for the guys going ashore in Normandy

Norse mythology is best mythology.

I just wish it involved winning Super Bowls.

Space Pioneer Nah Greek and Roman are better

Not a fan of them, but they are hella cool. My one complaint? Shoulda named their stadium "Valhalla"

To bad it doesn't translate to a win 😂

I was thinking the same thing. Huge missed opportunity.

Sleds are expensive.

@@alanfoster6589 lol NFL ain't broke

Thor is God of strength for a reason

@@zakthorne4147 Mangi is the god of strength not Thor

HAHAHAHA

@@CobraBoss23 stupid turd

@@zakthorne4147 *God of thunder

lmfao thor vs conor thor literally just walks at him as conor hits him as hard as possible thor clearly doesn't care

@@Cuggaconroyfan30001 Conor didn't hit Haftor hard at all but was constantly running. Good training for McGregor, but we all know one of Thor's hammers would have ended Notorious' career!

@@DGRIFF Hafthor let him punch him and obviously didn't do it back because he would of have crushed him he's 400 pounds like who wants to have 400 pounds on you?

@Mr. Wednesday 410lb

@@gothamgoon4237 his comp weight is 450

The Brian Peppers experience.

yeah i bet they enjoy it honestly

No possibility. He'd wipe out the entire starting lineup in bunches. The Vikings would have to field the cheerleaders.

At this point it would be all about technique and leverage don’t try to over power him you’d lose

Mr. Invisable are you joking? Lol

Someone who’s never played a down in their life would have a really hard time beating professional football players at anything football related. He’d possibly get them a few times just due to strength, but I bet if they put him at Defensive end against a decent Offensive tackle and ran 10-20 snaps, the tackle would have him on his ass way more than he would to him.

They may get around him but they're certainly not pancaking a 400+ lb unit like that

depan55 I believe it says “Gregor” as well.

Steve Hoffmann yes it does.

Really? Where? Time stamp please :-)

@@Outland9000 4:22

What acting? 😂

Lol great comment!!!

Stfu

That's why the cops don't need to use guns here as well.

The last time Iceland was invaded there wasn’t a single casualty on either side

@@patrickroloff2731 If anything this would make cops more likely to use a gun because they can’t tackle them and a taser probably won’t be very effective

lmao so true

"i could beat you in a wrestling match..." "oh yeah?..." "i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry!!"

Right? I'm a Giants fan. If he ever played in the NFL, it could only be for the Vikings or the Giants... literally.

You're welcome to become one, SKOL!

@@cambones1969 That horn sounding and metallica blaring at the end immediately gave me goosebumps

Metal.

I’m a bears fan and I can admit the Vikings have some of the coolest shit in the league. Team name, stadium, uniforms

Jack Morrissey True story. I get goosebumps hearing the Skol chant and horn

I know man, im a Niner fan, we may as well have Barney the dinosaur as our mascot compared to vikings tradition.

Texan fan here as well and that is just badass. I think the Vikings need to change up their purple colors though to something more menacing to go along with their theme. That'd be awesome.

Yeah I’m a pats fan... and I get chills watching that! It’s fucking awesome

A lot of people who live in Minnesota, South and North Dakota they are northern European's descendant.

Yung Raider Their infants lift that

They would stick a tampon in your nose.

Your are the 20lbs dumbell

PHFATT KCOBRA jokes on you, I’m too ugly and weiner is too small to have a gf! Checkmate!

@@byalmo91Last night, that's not what your ex-girl said.

Yes most people here in minnesota come from countrys like Norway and Sweden Denmark all countrys live here to be honest from Scandinavia and nordic countrys too

@@jackjacobson3893 im swedish and I chose the Vikings as my fav football team obviously cause of the connection to my heritage

It's a madhouse in there. :)

Scott Grudziadz No... Your thinking of the Browns.

Gamehunter142 haha the Browns pregame ceremony is preparing to lose

Like 'em or hate 'em, the Vikings have amazing energy!

it makes sense with alot of people from minesota have scandinavian ancestry.

They'd probably get hurt though

My mistake boss

You got it mate!

Strongmen are exactly that, they don't train pliability. If he were to take a hit at the knees, he wouldn't get back up.

Imagine 400lbs collapsing on your knee bending the wrong way...

I don't think it had anything to do with lifting. From the extremely brief research I've done (quick Google search), it looks like the leading cause is viral infection. Also good to hear he has recovered.

You can get bell's palsy from a botched dentist visit... all they have to do is damage a main nerve.

@@danielbuege1 My Auntie, all 4'6" of her, got Bells Palsy when she was 23. And she never lifted a single dumbell. It's just bad luck - viral, as you say. And random. I got Parosmia from Covid! That's massive physical damage to the Olyfactory (smell) nerve cluster, usually happens with huge head trauma through impact - like a car crash or sporting injury. Nope! Just some tiny Covid-19 viral cells, ripping apart my nerve cluster!

He hasn't fully recovered, but I liked how - despite it happen literally DAYS before a major international televised contest, he didn't let it bother him one bit and he put on an outstanding performance! Looks a lot better now, perhaps he will fully recover eventually but honestly - I don't think he cares. Like he said ... "THIS ISN'T A BEAUTY CONTEST! THIS IS STRONGMAN!"

Nah thy was looking an inch off from him tbh

Bjornsson is probably the BIGGEST man alive.

i think its also the reason you train for ! the strong men train to pick up huge tires and cars and boulders an nfl player has to be big and fast and strong and athletic! i dont see any of these icemen chasing running backs down or playing 3 downs in a row or in hurry up offense

Kaiti Darling lmao what? So they’re garbage athletes because their sport requires a different type of athleticism? These guys are very much more athletic than you or I could imagine.

@Kaiti Darling You have the wrong sense of what true athleticism is. Strongman is one of the toughest if not the toughest sport. it requires everything. You are probably just unfamiliar with the sport.

They couldn't spell Hafþór Björnsson

Oh he would. That's what I love about being from the north myself. We are quite chill and while we can look intimidating we really are quite friendly if you approach us

Flag on the game: Intimidating the passer by eyesight, 5 atlas stone penalty.

@Andrew Fischbach sadly it wasn't his neck

@Andrew Fischbach Awww you upset someone is picking on Erin?

Isojoki I know right? It always had Crota shaking in his boots.

Sounds like a tripod kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hN-Dhbt0prWvdoE.html

That was pretty dope

thats what you hear before you die

What a terrifying name

Welcome, SKOL!

This isn’t a guy. This is a man.

Me too! I bet he made a lot of guys run away.

@@MrKillroy26 this is not a man, this is a tank.

SUPREME GENTLEMAN-MASTER OF REJECTIONS lol seriously

He'd pass out before he caught you

Yes he does! I had to look again to make sure he didn't have any on.

All football players do. The wide receivers might look skinny on tv with pads on but when the pads are off they’re buff as shit

I don't think the Vikings had pads big enough for Thor. Everything was too small for him. He is an absolutely huge guy.

He's your brother, you tell me...

@@jamesberry4514 i wanted to see him pull his head outta that helmet!

Protein?? Hell, they added Miracle-Gro! O.O

Nah they added pure growth hormone into the formula

@@b_f_d_d probably fermented with dinosaur shit to make it even stronger

or O-line.

Lol well that leaves full back

souldy09 We beat you

If you start trouble with a guy like that, you had better be fast or have a gun.

Well, Brock Lesnar did have a tryout for the Vikings a few years back.

Abdul 215 Vikings vs Eagles Sunday bro inmagine if he shows up. 😐

Thank you , Abdul and Grats on Philly's 1st Superbowl Championship!

Same here, as a Vikings fan I congratulate Philly on their big win. It was the best game I've seen in a while.

I don't think he's fully over it. He still has a bit of a wierd mout in a way. But I saw that he has alot more movement in his face

What exactly happened? Do you know the details of the injury/disorder?

@@jackknight3223 he basically got a situation/temporary problem I find handicap too harsh to use in this situation. But it's known as palsy it numd the side of his face and it used to be worse but he recovered as fully as can be as far as I know.

Saleem Ali it was caused because he grew very fast over a short period of time

@@brandenbizelli6332 is it ? But thor had it long after he had finished growing he got it when he was like 26 and it's only supposed to last a few months

Ok are bigger than df online. Honestly I'd buy in in middle of defensive pack. Ain't no one stoping him from the QB very fast. Than you do outside blitz every time.

I`d fight him that second. if I win, it`s good, if I lose... I wouldn`t want to live as his bitch anyway

I would have explosive diarrhea

Everyones got a ball sack to bite off

Go for his eyes..or a nut shots

BBBYpsi wow...hilarious

John Kudlick as a Vikings fan I've never hated the lions just the packers

Sarcastic Squash The hatred is shared my dude. In fact, once my Anthony Barr jersey gets here, I'm framing it 😁😁😁

Bahahahaha salty much?

Nick Timm Who?

Both of you lol

It's actually culturally for everyone here in the Nordic countries. Not being all big shots and to just be a part of society without sticking out.

Jefff the Packers o Line isnt even bad :D

bayernfan158 sorry typo just corrected it. O-line “couldn’t” block him.

Jefff no they would simply get away with holding like they always do

Sarcastic Squash yeah thats how they play but its legal for some reason i dont understand. But they play this to perfection.

Its not illegal because for it to be considered holding on the O line, they would need to be facing different directions

Dragarizzzzzzzzzzzz

And he will smash your head in like this

I bet he could throw me as a football, from one endzone to another

Maximus Decimus Meridius Good luck at that. His legs are like fucking tree trunks.

I'd feel sorry for any offensive tackle that has to block him lol.

cant upload murder to KZfaq :/

Why is this so accurate 😂😂😂

Im dead

Dude what the fuck that's so fucking true, i remember playing that game on gamecube as a kid and making an entire team like that 😂😂

On God

💀😂

I agree man

Carlos Valenzuela nice

Ok gay

Zam Buki yeah that was pretty gay😂

Only "gay" if you sick people are thinking about beastiality.

kris helfferich whoa there Florida man. Calm down now.

@@byalmo91 Florida...?

410 lbs!? That man IS the o-Line!

Walo Kickz too slow

Just because he's big as fuck doesn't mean he'd be a beast on the O LINE lol he could be but I don't think so

Imagine him as a Fullback

Jocky Rohnson it does if all he has to do is hold out the left hand

A wrestling match between Brian Shaw and Halfthor... I dont think this should be allowed to happen. The force generated from them colliding would cause the tectonic plates to split.

Ironic somehow, how that person above me is calling everybody "retards" when he can't even write a single sentence properly.

Seahawk Fella immigrants from the middle east.

merchants who spoke Lingua franca traveled to Iceland a lot. even though they did not speak the same language, they had the same tongue and understood and learned english latin and german

george mikal it’s sad that most foreigners who speak English excel and make many Americans look horrific and uneducated.

The ignorance here is that America thinks they have a monopoly on people who speak their native tongue poorly. You could ask this question to a hundred people in a hundred different countries, they're all going to tell you foreigners speak their native tongue better than many locals. Much like the US, many people simply seek a working knowledge of their native tongue, they choose not to expand their vocabulary or focus intently on grammar (to that point, some US regional dialects have bad grammar built in). People seeking to study another language than their native one are more likely to take the task seriously and thus learn to speak it well which, shocker, are the people you're exposed to in videos. You know how people joke about taking 4 years of French and not being able to speak it anymore? You can find millions of people who are the same way with English. They didn't care, they did it just to pass the class in school, then they stopped using it and forgot it, but those aren't the people you see in videos speaking English as a second language.

agree and im a packer fan

That's cool I think Iceland athletes will dominate sports in a couple years

@@brocklesnarsdaughter2098 Yeah, just wait til' their population grows a bit more.

@@brocklesnarsdaughter2098 I mean it's not fair, they don't have anything better to do

Your reference game is strong... lol

alexhortdog95 holy shit 2 funny

u have won the internet for the year

amazing lol

awesome!

Same

OR as a running back on 3rd and short....seriously, if he had a running start, how many people would it take to stop a 410 pound man running 15 MPH? He could move the pile for sure.

Wayne E he'd be putting guys on IR every time he came into the game. No one would want to tackle him.

Burfict would spear him in the knees with his helmet.

He’d be making pancakes on Sunday morning!

Wayne E doubt he could reach 15mph.. But would still be hard as fuck to stop

smoothcollected strongmen are extremely explosive.

@@NoahMuncy strongmen have no endurance, thor would be gassed after 8-10 plays and thats really pushing it

@@NoahMuncy ur dumb. If they culd walk onto an NFL field and play theyd obviously fucking do it u clown. It pays 20x more than being a strongman . They wuld gas out in a minute and wuld have to lose 100lbs or more straight away which means they wuldnt be as big or strong

@@REXAZOR Bingo.

@@REXAZOR How do you think that they would do before they gassed out?

JCFilmZ eh. Clip one knee/ankle he goes down.

@@MrAlwaysRight Yup. Best shot you have is to put them in at RB on the goal line, but there's a reason teams don't have 400 pound RB's on their roster... guy would have serious knee problems before training camp was over.

just needs to add ' puny human' at the end and its set