Who the hell thought being forced to press a blink button the entire game would be fun or engaging
@burgbass9 ай бұрын
SCP Containment Breach:
@PsychoIncarnate6669 ай бұрын
@@burgbass Doesn't it automatically blink if you don't though? It's just because of peanut. It's not like it obstructs you otherwise
@marleyfett65699 ай бұрын
I'm sad the Wii version doesn't have the best line in the whole game. "I don't have your stone! And fuck you anyway!"
@Tiparow9 ай бұрын
Same! I was looking all over for it and just couldn't find it, only to later discover it isn't in this version of the game! D: The Wii version truly is the worst version of the game!
@thedoctorcrow4209 ай бұрын
I'M A FUCKING UNIVERSE
@Dr.Strangelewd9 ай бұрын
1:39:02 Joel's impeccable comedic timing strikes again
@doomi_nukem9 ай бұрын
came back just for this
@FurryMcMemes9 ай бұрын
Too perfect
@kricku9 ай бұрын
The absolutely most perfect it's ever been! Can't believe comments aren't blowing up
@gaelalejandroreyesmartinez71049 ай бұрын
Game over yeaaaaaah
@evandaymon83039 ай бұрын
Yep joel always good with timing.. Even when he isn’t intentionally trying to
@DonnyMatri9 ай бұрын
That cat puts a smile on my face
@TapeFlip9 ай бұрын
just want to boop his nose
@Leetgrain9 ай бұрын
this is so me when I see a cat tbh
@Leetgrain9 ай бұрын
reblog
@gogogagagugu21349 ай бұрын
the blinker
@Planterbannter9 ай бұрын
The kitty is Luna I believe she’s the crunchy cat :3
@inactiuveuser699 ай бұрын
i love joel's 2 hour PNGtuber arc
@ZkiART9 ай бұрын
Alone in the dark. You're not alone nor in the dark.
@UmiZoomR9 ай бұрын
When you close your eyes, it becomes dark
@Afroofthenight3 ай бұрын
And everything disappears but you. Truly, alone in the dark
@CeHee1239 ай бұрын
I'm the Light Bringer! I'm the fucking umiverse!" An actual qoute from one of the games endings.
@taubry9 ай бұрын
"DON'T TALK ABOUT ME YOU SONUVABITCH!"
@alienhatz32659 ай бұрын
linkara:
@kricku9 ай бұрын
"Don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch!"
@LanceThumping9 ай бұрын
@@alienhatz3265 Oney as Linkara:
@BloodWraith7779 ай бұрын
One of the default controls for the PC version, was the Print Screen button, for jumping off a cable at a platforming section early on. I'm not kidding, I have beaten this on PC eons ago and just went back to my screenshots of this on Steam to confirm my memory of that. Yup, Atari worked on this alright. The same people who made a telephone/dial for a controller. Print Screen for jumping checks out for them.
@kricku9 ай бұрын
Do you have a non-english keyboard? Shit programmers can fuck those up
@MatthewPherigo9 ай бұрын
I was surprised to learn it's actually not the same people. Turns out the Atari name has been sold many times with the new company taking up the title, then selling it when they waste millions failing to revitalize the franchises.
@VulpesHilarianus9 ай бұрын
Atari died in '93. This was entirely those French weirdos over at Infogrames. Even French players were baffled because the AZERTY keyboard layout keeps Print Screen way off in the top above the page command keys just like QWERTY.
@DoctorKarkand9 ай бұрын
I can't stop looking at the blinking cat.
@normanred92129 ай бұрын
Linkara is in the game, the light bringer
@penisenvy12129 ай бұрын
Get him out get him the hell out of here
@Mekboy_ComputerMonster9 ай бұрын
*Speaking with a lisp* _By GOLLY GEEZ,_ _How em- _*_BARRASSING!_*
@PENT1UM9 ай бұрын
I AM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
@pajamapantsjack58749 ай бұрын
@@penisenvy1212throw him out in the cold don’t give him his jacket
@scootaluigi93819 ай бұрын
Doug Walker's in the back screaming "BUILD THAT WALL!"
@crystalalumina9 ай бұрын
Thanks Joey, that was the most painful visual experience I've ever had, didn't know emulation could be THIS clunky
@LanceThumping9 ай бұрын
I think the Wii is just by nature of the control scheme a bitch and two pennies to emulate.
@ori.g4mi9 ай бұрын
Emulation is usually really good and can even improve games in terms of framerate, performance and visual clarity. Wii emulators support bluetooth wiimotes so you COULD go with that if you don't want to map motion controls on buttons. The latter is working fine for games like DKCR (shoulder button to smash the ground instead of shaking is so good) but for motion control heavy games like this one it's not always feasible
@crystalalumina9 ай бұрын
@@ori.g4mi no I know Joel intentionally made this harder than it needed to be, it just amuses me how bad it can become
@nekokonata9 ай бұрын
As someone who had a Wii growing up, I was cursed with this game while PS3/360 kids were enjoying Dead Space.
@ramdom_assortment9 ай бұрын
Paper Mario was good though!
@Skizzlepuss9 ай бұрын
I had the on-rails fps dead space for the Wii back then. I thought it was amazing, but I imagine after having played through ds 1 it probably doesn't hold up as well anymore.
@lordmarshmal_06439 ай бұрын
lmao I guess Super Mario Galaxy and Mario Kart WIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don't exist anymore
@ramdom_assortment9 ай бұрын
@@lordmarshmal_0643 Never was big into Mario Kart, but I appreciate it. Galaxy you had that dumb gimmick where you aim at the screen and shoot stars. Paper Mario had a hilarious story and that's why it stuck out to me.
@coldcatbrr9 ай бұрын
@@lordmarshmal_0643 Growing up with the wii was terrible. Sure mariokart is fun but seeing all of your friends being able to play xbox live together I just felt left behind with outdated hardware that was a gen backwards.
@LanceThumping9 ай бұрын
Missed Opportunity: Setting an AutoHotkey Script to auto-blink in time with the cat.
@DracoHandsome9 ай бұрын
"The Light Bringer" is Lucifer, i.e. Satan. In the ending you have the choice of letting Satan take Sarah or killing the hell out of her so he takes Edward instead. If you let him take Sarah he goes "nyeh nyeh you got no bitches" and Edward goes "i'm used to it : (" and mopes away
@Googlesucksballs9 ай бұрын
Mr.Meow was the true MVP of the stream.
@SIONGELION9 ай бұрын
I have a funny story about this game. Back in the day, I had this gaming magazine CD that had a trailer for this game and I thought it was the sickest game ever. I found it later in a store and bought it, but my old PC was so bad it couldn't even run it, and years later after getting a new one, I could finally play it. After 10-15 minutes, I realized it was the biggest piece of crap and got so mad. I still have it on my shelf.
@CuckBalls9 ай бұрын
that's tragic
@TheSergeyJW9 ай бұрын
That is exactly what happened to me with this game. Read about it in a magazine and watched a ton of videos about it on the DVD included with the magazine and was so excited about it lol I missed out on a lot of games from 2007 to 2013 era because I had a potato for a PC. After finally getting an semi-modern PC I tried playing some of them and just realized that I actually didn't miss out that much. A lot of those games aged terribly.
@patrickloureiro3519 ай бұрын
jesus christ this is the most late 2000's game i ever seen.
@RedMenace09 ай бұрын
Play The Darkness instead its 2000s metal as fuck but its actually really good
@cookieface809 ай бұрын
@@RedMenace0 From the creators of the awesome Riddick game for the OG Xbox.
@luisaazul9 ай бұрын
no it isnt because theres no emo haircuts in it
@linguicaguy9 ай бұрын
@@luisaazul That's early 2000's. Late 2000's was more about dull brown realism and having every character spout out pointless swear words every line of dialogue.
@StormDatIsApproaching9 ай бұрын
you know your controls are absolutely fucked beyond salvation when the DOS game feels better
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine9 ай бұрын
That's tragic considering how much the first game really steers like driving a forklift.
@michino34389 ай бұрын
Alone In The Dark ( 2008 Wiii ) is my favorite plink-like
@Amenlimit9 ай бұрын
IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
@johto_man9 ай бұрын
Joey... you put too many i's in Wii, Joey...
@shineymightyena6 ай бұрын
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :)
@Heavysweating9 ай бұрын
1:58:43 I didn't realise Linkara had a cameo in this game
@thewideawake19 ай бұрын
1:00:38 that moment alone should be on Best of 2023 video alone
@spookayWAKKU9 ай бұрын
Lady, you okay? Lady?
@bransturgery15439 ай бұрын
the blinking mechanic could have been cool if it didn't give you glaucoma every 2 seconds
@jami0999 ай бұрын
I was hoping Joel would check out 'Alone in the dark the new nightmare' from 2001, I remember that being the better remake of the original
@darghe9 ай бұрын
That one rocked. It had a feel close to Eternal Darkness as well.
@AlphaXVIV9 ай бұрын
this is one of the games of all time. thakns joel
@gnbman9 ай бұрын
What is going on with chat's ears? They always make Joel turn his games down too quiet to hear without making his voice deafening. Always.
@ellieh.54199 ай бұрын
I'd wish he played the ps3 version, maybe he would have recognized Max Payne's voice
@opnast2209 ай бұрын
Why does this character need to blink so much oml
@thisname5ucks9 ай бұрын
why do YOU need to blink so much, Opnast?
@burgbass9 ай бұрын
It’s just a repeating gif of a cat, silly
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine9 ай бұрын
I M M E R S I O N
@TuffCatDad9 ай бұрын
2 hour blinkywide spectacular
@diogenes70509 ай бұрын
pretending the corner kitty is a facecam
@papeleradereciclaje43759 ай бұрын
Alone in the Dark Luigi
@Mekboy_ComputerMonster9 ай бұрын
I want you ALL the get down on the floor, and get Down with the Sickness... The "Stone scene" has been engraved into my mind for nearly a decade, and now you ALL get to share my curse!
@ShuckleII9 ай бұрын
9:22 The guy looks like he hasn't showered in 3 years 1:15:39 Holy shit, THIS was the precursor to Death Stranding's invisible monster dragging the protagonist around by the feet?
@pajamapantsjack58749 ай бұрын
I love how SCP Containment breach, a game with no where near the budget of this has a blinking mechanic but it knew that you would automatically blink after a certain amount of time, and that messing with the players vision would be infuriating
@apropripinquo9 ай бұрын
That's because it was made by people who cared about what they were doing
@100111100119 ай бұрын
Tbf after the tutorial, you dont need to blink Only if you want to see the weakpont of enemies to shoot them with flaming bullet.
@kricku9 ай бұрын
This was something that was in real short supply on 360. A single player game.
@cookieface809 ай бұрын
Not really.
@animeloveer979 ай бұрын
Definitely not lol
@cawashka9 ай бұрын
what
@kricku9 ай бұрын
Maybe I should specify games like Halo and Gears get disqualified. I mean games that are REALLY made with one player in mind.
@PunishedSpindle3009 ай бұрын
the darkness, condemned 1 and 2. uhh thats it. And those games had tacked on multiplayer
@ConfusedApe9 ай бұрын
Wiii
@-_-blanker-_-41039 ай бұрын
This game crawled so scp containment breach could olympic sprint
@AltimeterAlligator9 ай бұрын
Title chapters are wrong -- The entire stream is AGGA.
@NeonNightmares9 ай бұрын
oh god this game.. I remember one of my electronics stores had shelfs FULL of the collectors edition of the game for like 3€. Nobody bought this shit
@Daxer20099 ай бұрын
Lady are you okay, LADY??
@cool2beaboy29 ай бұрын
I bought a pre-owned copy of the Wii version in my local gamestore after watching a let's play of the 360 version, not knowing it was a completely different game. I returned the same day to refund it (used games had a 7 day-free return policy) because it was so aweful and the driving section was impossible to control. I believe I traded it in for the Wii Thrillville game
@cookieface809 ай бұрын
The 360 version is also shit.
@N_Moli9 ай бұрын
So I convinced my dad to buy this for me when I was very young. I was going through this phase where I thought mature games would make me more adult... but it sucked. I quit when I couldn't beat the first driving section.
@VandergriftMoefies9 ай бұрын
I wish he would do a full stream of this as this game has an endless supply of funny sh*t. Sad Joel almost never does full series anymore.
@kinnikuboneman9 ай бұрын
I don't want him to play this Garbo more
@VandergriftMoefies9 ай бұрын
@@kinnikuboneman Not this version, but the PS3, 360, PC version would be funny as well
@squidboygrey29159 ай бұрын
i cant belive that joel had THE light bringer linkara on stream
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.9 ай бұрын
You need a lightbringer? I am the lightbringer
@GUTSYY9 ай бұрын
GAME OVER EYEEAHHHHHHHH
@lordmarshmal_06439 ай бұрын
23:33 Joel and I had a shared-braincell moment right here, hahaha
@dreukrag9 ай бұрын
This game is like 2008's trespasser. I played the demo of this on the 360 so much
@cheekyhazelnut9 ай бұрын
MY STONEEE
@makenshao98869 ай бұрын
I love the recurrent theme of.Joel fucking around and then seeing he has to go again through an unskipable cutscene, the game fighting him for laughing at it 😅
@M1ke_58629 ай бұрын
Lady? You okay? Lady?
@SirDankleberry9 ай бұрын
I thought the idea of having your inventory in your jacket and getting visibly wounded was pretty cool for the time. It needed to be left in the oven longer unfortunately. Music was decent too.
@kricku9 ай бұрын
The especially coolest part is how the flesh wounds go on top of your clothes
@vinicius1004709 ай бұрын
I don't think there's anything they could've done to improve the health mechanic, I mean, getting visibly wounded doesn't mean much since it's hard to tell how hurt the character is based on flesh wounds alone.
@UrsaMinor-699 ай бұрын
This game had tons of weird ambitious ideas, with a physical inventory system and crafting mechanics, environmental objects could be used as weapons and set on fire, fire-fighting and breaking down doors and stuff... But the controls were just awful, especially the mandatory driving sections. I never made it past the first driving escape scene with the roads collapsing, and it was so damn long as well with no checkpoints
@kricku9 ай бұрын
@@UrsaMinor-69 Did you miss the chapter skipping feature?
@UrsaMinor-699 ай бұрын
@@kricku yea, idk if that was on 360 tho. Never knew about that
@GamiCross9 ай бұрын
"And GO!- 😀 😫...I HATE THIS GAME!" Best review of this game I've heard
@ChaseMC2159 ай бұрын
And then Atari threatens to sue him until they realize that they sent out the review copy to him. Whoops.
@Hmllat9 ай бұрын
This game is so bad that it made want to write my thesis instead of procrastinating
@Vok2509 ай бұрын
@8:05 Joel finally does facecam
@tactical_slime46087 ай бұрын
Alone in the dark: But you got shampoo in your eyes edition
@Krankenwagen859 ай бұрын
MY STONE
@ziggyfrancisco9 ай бұрын
hope joel plays alone in the dark, the new nightmare. it starts out as a really good horror action game for its time. i dont remember it being too good in the second half though
@ThatDudeWithBoobs9 ай бұрын
2 minutes into the game and there's a gif of a cute cat already. I'm in.
@SerbianSpark199 ай бұрын
I don't have your stone and frick u anyways
@masterofbloopers9 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD! HE PLAYED IT! Well... it's the Wii version. Close enough, I guess. I actually really like this game (not the Wii version) for how campy and janky it is. If anyone wants to play this uncut gem of a game, get yourself a PlayStation 3 (or RPCS3) and play that version. It's called Alone in the Dark: Inferno, and it has a fair bit of quality-of-life improvements as well as some bug fixes. One part of this game you cannot shit on is the soundtrack. The Mystery of the Bulgarian Voices choir absolutely killed it! I've been listening to that soundtrack since I was a teenager, and I still listen to it to this day!
@tirs0d9 ай бұрын
ah yes, my favorite console, the nintendo wiii
@Cherry-bq4oh9 ай бұрын
Me and my friend played this in like 2010, totally forgot it existed, I distinctly remember shooting the female sidekick in the face with a shotgun only to have her respond "You think that's funny!?"
@crakhaed9 ай бұрын
At the start I was about to trip, imagine going through buying a game and everything and you don't have the access code you would typically get on the back of the box. I bet a lot of games are like that where you can't access them anymore due to needing physical hardware. Maybe I'm wrong. Cool that steam lets you find the cd key by right-clicking though
@Erraticfox9 ай бұрын
You're wrong.
@lithium4449 ай бұрын
Alan Wake 2 looking pretty sweet so far
@mobius1779 ай бұрын
Ah yes my favorite console the nintendo wiii
@paksoldat9 ай бұрын
This game made me unreasonably angry, amazing
@lustaal26669 ай бұрын
monkey mondays really did come early with all this jumping and rope swinging
@DrainWAV9 ай бұрын
Alone with a shart
@ChancioGames7 ай бұрын
every time Joel says "two" I lose it
@SupercatTheBazingalinga9 ай бұрын
Agga in the dark
@satanasvobiscum9 ай бұрын
“I promise I did not BUY this game, I BOUGHT it.” - Joey
@GrayD_Fox9 ай бұрын
Crunch cat is perfect
@sacredbanana9 ай бұрын
My uncle Jeremy had died by his own hand!
@yeshello25289 ай бұрын
1:32:50 Connor raided Joel into crashing his internet. Joel's vinePassive is timing.
@HiImLunatic9 ай бұрын
MIAU MIAU
@Misairu9 ай бұрын
Alan in the wake
@M0rshu19 ай бұрын
I have never played the Wiii maybe Joey got early access and we didint
@ChaseMC2159 ай бұрын
It's a good thing you didn't play the Wii version, because it sucks. The mainline versions are bad, yes, but at least you can play them. This version (plus the PS2 release) was so bad, Atari threatened the websites who gave this release harsh reviews with lawsuits claiming that they couldn't have possibly critique the finished game as no advanced copies had been released, as such saying that they had illegally downloaded a shotty rom. Turns out Atari was in the wrong as some executives actually sent out the review copies to the review websites. They weren't shotty versions... They were actual review copies of the finished product.
@M0rshu19 ай бұрын
@@ChaseMC215 I was referring to the typo lol
@ChaseMC2159 ай бұрын
@@M0rshu1 Oh. But still, game sucks. Funny typo though
@kingofravens2159 ай бұрын
I need someone to remake the stone part please 🙏🏻
@naranara16909 ай бұрын
I just noticed this game has a lot of VAs from the AB group, the one that did the Big Green DBZ dub
@thirstandvanity9 ай бұрын
Hey Joel, thought i would give you a heads up, this video (and only this video. Been watching your Vods for a long time), KZfaq has run an ad every 5 mins of the entire Video. Been watching on my partners TV and there have never been this many ads before, so wanted you to know in case YT were pulling some bullshit behind your back. Love your shit, keep it up.
@ReptarFoo9 ай бұрын
Joey finally become Vtuber
@WilfredCthulu9 ай бұрын
Sad. Thank God for opium.
@Sporkyyyy9 ай бұрын
I thought my vision was fucked up reading "Wiii" in the title, but no there's just an extra i in there
@ori.g4mi9 ай бұрын
Didn't notice until I saw your comment. Very good eyes apparently
@Sporkyyyy9 ай бұрын
@@ori.g4mi Thank you!
@toriitoraa9 ай бұрын
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
@Expa09 ай бұрын
Oh yeah I had this for whatever reason, I barely played it. I remember blinking, passive zombies and tremors.
@roymarshall_9 ай бұрын
On the internet nobody knows you're a cat
@EsperPinion9 ай бұрын
Allon in the Wake
@Ev4ngel1st9 ай бұрын
Gotta say mr John Alone has some good Jerma tier dumpy 1:02:00
@Haruharuharuko19429 ай бұрын
Good of Joel to use a facecam
@mobius1779 ай бұрын
Lady are you okay lady?
@Landonio9 ай бұрын
ba ba boom
@kaiTakateru9 ай бұрын
RAH
@ROBDEWAND9 ай бұрын
pc version was unplayebel i have it and it is garbage cant get past the tutorial of some weird know bug where the building colapses waaaaaaay to fast and there is nothing you can jump to as you glitch trough every other thing that looks like a floor